Sweaty Teddy Has Dinner with Donny & Facebook Upholds Trump Ban
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2021
- Jimmy talks about Cinco de Mayo, Diddy changing his name again, Facebook upholding their ban of Donald Trump, Trumpublicans coming to his defense, Ted Cruz having dinner with him, Twitter rolling out a new feature flagging mean or offensive tweets before sending, Eric Trump rattling on about how terrible things are without his dad in charge, Fox and Friends paying tribute for Teacher Appreciation Week, and we look back at one year ago this week for a new edition of “This Week in COVID History.”
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Covid history segment is pure gold.
We are going to need a whole video of just the Covid history series... love it!
It's just sad really
Its good
1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% AGREED 👍 ‼️ LOVE IT‼️ 🥰
Wanting kids back in school is one thing, doing what it takes to make that possible is a different matter all together
@Cosmos Wonder Dog maybe your parents should have
Classic I want things to get better but I’m gonna do nothing and hope it’s better
School is just day care for future idiots.
They don’t teach you anything but how to follow orders.
Those kids are better off at home teaching themselves.
@@davidmills7601 what an absurd comment. Sounds like you didn't pay attention in school bud.
@@davidmills7601 - What an irrational and irresponsible statement! Kid teach themselves what a joke, it would be all day with video games, gossip, and porn.
I love that a 6th grader threw this fox news host off so much! That boy rock!
"This Week in Covid History" is actually a great public service, and I hope you keep it up for a whole year. People need to be reminded of the reality, it seems.
"This Week in Covid History" is one of the very best segments in the monologues. And then, forever more, have them available for classroom use.
They're funny in an absurd, surrealist way. Those bits ask you to review recent events more objectively and think about them, and when you do, its alarming. Our country is at war with its self.
@Cherry Red Can you please resort to writing it T***. He needs to be censored with 3 stars (not 4, his name is that long but only deserves 3)
Jimmy, please do a one hour special on "This Week in COVID History". It'll be a gem.
1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% AGREED 👍 ‼️ It would be a classic‼️
Yes!!! That would be great!!! Ya'll get ur shot, wear ur mask, and stay safe!!!
I love the "This week in COVID history" segments. Keep them coming.
'This Week in Covid History' was brilliant stuff.
Thank God for children and their common sense
Children are programmable schmucks. It's why the groups prey on them brain dead.
Like Trump supporters.
Thank god for abortion
@@hawaiiusa6147 yes, trump supporters are like children. But completely lacking common sense
@@joshuagonia7186 lol
Say it louder for my neighbors, the south lost the Civil War. I feel that bears repeating; because in my experience they need things explained, repeatedly.
That young schoolboy needs an award for stating the truth!
Jimmy should have him on the show!
@@marvinmartion1178 -- A website called Concis has the first part of the interview (the whole thing doesn't seem to be on the Fox News website, strangely), where Kilmeade talked to the two girls. Both of them said, no, they didn't think they were learning as much as they would if they were in school; Kilmeade told one of the girls to blame the politicians and the unions; and the boy gave an eye-roll for the AGES!
Reporters and politicians should never ask kids questions on tv because kids tend not to have a filter and say the truth,and truths people with an agenda don't want to hear.That kid made Kilmeade look stupid.
Every time I see the Don ‘grin’ I feel sorry for the amount of pain it must cause a man of his age to contort his face in such a forced, unnatural way.
Yes, it's a grimace. 😬
Don’t feel sorry, any pain he feels is just.
I wonder who suffers the most when trying to smile - him or his trophy-android, Malaria.
I don't, & never would feel sorry for him. Besides I don't think it's a forced smile, as he just had his boots licked.
@@msoperator510 disagree - I think he’s just a soulless automaton with gyros that pull his cheeks up every time he senses a media opportunity to boost his ego. 😉. But agree on the not sorry part. I’m British so love sarcasm and irony.
"4 people with a six grade education".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂good one jimmy😃
Jimmy literally had no chill the whole monologue 😂😂
Well, let's see now... that's like having, um, TWO high-school graduates on the show.
@@caroldcarter4488
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Classic 🤣
@Carold Carter ....Primatecus Erectus?
"Vote for the man who called my wife a dog." -Ted No Nads Cruz
Ted CanCruz.
Cruz wants to be photographed with Prez Trump - he is head of MAGA gigantic voter base and that is not going to change.
And the man who called my dad the murderer of JFK
Vote for the immigrant who doesn't want immigrants!
Ted is cruzing for a bruising.
"This week in covid history" is perhaps the best feature of any late night show ever. Time has not been kind on the orange one
"Not a chance these two had dinner" Lol, I was thinking the exact same thing. They had coffee.
Does anyone notice that Sweaty Teddy does not bring his wife when he visits Individual I? Could it be that Individual 1 called her ugly to Sweaty Teddy's face and now Sweaty Teddy is kissing up to him?
Individual 1 😂
She’s not a handsome woman, that’s for sure.
@@malcolmbliss777 ???..
either his wife is not welcome or she declined to come with him.
So true
This week in covid segments REEEEAAALLLY NEED to have the running death toll from that week on screen, next to the current day death toll.
The part about , this week in covid history should be played everyday on every channel .
Starting my day in Europe with JK monologues is the best therapy to coup with all the insanity. Thank you JK and his team.
I forgot he said he was treated worse than Lincoln, who was you know, KILLED.
Hopefully he gets equal treatment soon.
The girl on the left bottom was shaking her head agreeing with the boy
nodding her head, but yea I saw that
@@annettezaleski Loved that. She was so looking like, "Yeah, he's right, good work"
the new generation are more educated
Er....I think you mean "bottom left."
YES!!!
This Week in COVID History was priceless!
Saying that Brian Kilmeade has a 6th grade education, is being generous to him, honestly
The kid on Fox..😃✊👏👏👏
Just the old guy's voice inflections cracks me up. Hilarious.
That made me so happy!! Looking forward to the new generation
That kid on Fox News was a boss
Smart kid!
@Nickolas Carl That website is a scam. Stop this
No, he’s an American hero 😂
@Walter Kendall Haha so on script. You idiots have been writing to this scam for weeks. The same script everytime
@@amadeokomnenus1414 I think you're talking to a bot, like that kid was on Fox and Friends.
I love peace, quiet and boring!
Nothing says vomit bait like Sweaty Teddy and Diaper Don.
Creepy Joe is 1000x worse
Saying that you want children back in school is meaningless as long as you don't take the actions to make it happen.
"Don't these experts trust the American people?"
It's supposed to be the other way around, for painfully self-evident reasons.
q1, can b
B?
Bobby the 6th-grader made my day. 😅
Jimmy you should have that kid on your show!!! He was EVERYTHING
That would be awesome!!
"To the people that have lost someone, nobody is taking it harder than me."
Wow, that's like when your brother hits you but then acts more hurt than you so they don't get in trouble.
No it's like if your wife dies and a complete stranger acts more upset at the funeral
@@Kevin-pv3kg “I’m sorry for my loss.”
Its an effective tactic.
"i love Hispanics"
@@Kevin-pv3kg Only if the random stranger contributed to the cause of the wife’s death.
Fled Cruz: 'Where's my family?'
Atgolf Twitler: ' Under the bus you threw them to bend down and pledge your loyalty to me, Now pucker up'
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok Atgolf Twittler😘😘
😊😊
"Pucker" ?
Or 'putter' ?
Or pudder?
Or , never mind.
Sweaty Teddy is getting his money Ding Don promised him to pretend to fall asleep on the President.
And reused that bus for his Cancun excuse
I worked at a redwood mill under trump. The price of lumber soared the whole time he was in office.
Plus the recent spike is due to COVID lockdowns, which trump was mostly responsible for due to his disastrous mishandling of the virus.
"Spread 'til we're dead." I actually LIKE that line. 🤔😉🤣
That kid on fox news deserves an award. He is a hero!
The way the dude said really had me dying! Arguing with a 12 year old 🤣😂🤣😂
Cuomo should give him his Emmy.
@@halochiefs What’s the FBI doing here? 🤨
@@halochiefs was just saying the same thing 🤣🤣
LOL Are you as Smart as a ^6th Grader Fox News?? Could be a New Segment.. ask Jeff Foxworthy
I work at Applebee's and I can say Jimmy is 100% correct about Cinco de Mayo
A careful, official study of drinking (I'm pretty sure that I recall the correct numbers). Just 10 percent of the population consume more than 50% of the alcohol - Drinkers love a reason to drink. It validates what they love to do.
@@arcanondrum6543 Wow. Same drinking stat used for American gun owners/
You ever find a rat in the Cobb salad?
Applebee’s….REALLY, I don’t see the significance of your mentioning that, now if you worked at Taco Bell that’s a whole different enchilada!
My husband works at Cheesecake Factory and heard two chicks say OH IT'S 5 DE MAYO LETS GET TACO SALAD 😑
"This week in COVID history" segments need to part of every American history class, forever.
i enjoy wearing a mask. i enjoy smelling my breath, not your breath. thank you for understanding.
lol, Ted is having lunch with the same man who dissed his wife. The jokes write themselves.
*dinner
Cruz is the only guy who's even sleazier than Trump.
Trump: “Ted, your wife is butt ugly, and your dad killed JFK.”
Cruz: (chuckling) Thank you Mr. President. I’ll have another Quarter Pounder with cheeese. Great idea for dinner sir.”
The jokes where sitting on the table... not funny tho
How do you think this makes his wife feel butthole? Where's your class?
Thank you Jimmy for clarifying the Battle of Puebla which was a combination of farmers and left over Mexican soldiers beating the Frenchies back to the eastern coast of Mexico in their geographical location.
Yep... from 1759 to 1862 the French got their derrieres handed to them in both hemispheres. Not France's most "belle epoque", one might say.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Please learn history.
Jimmy Kimmel is enough to gag a maggot!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc I think you're forgetting one war that the French helped in. They did quite well. The name slips my mind. Revolution? Revolutionary? Oh yeah, the American Revolution.
If not for the French then what is now the United States might be a patchwork of former French, British, and Spanish colonies.
@@jmspiers
We are on the cinco de mayo topic not our revolution. We all know that info. 👏
" I love Hispanics "
Builds a wall
"I love them over there"
Ted sat and laughed with Donny over Donny calling his wife ugly. What a Man, Texas should be proud
As a Texan let me remind you that you don’t speak for all Texans.
efcamb * some colorful character's in Texas fo sho 🙄🤔 non bigger then 🤡 cancun cruz 💩
@@benniecrawford6876 let me remind you that Texas voted for Trump......
@@efcamb let me remind you Texas almost went blue and is now collectively getting more progressive due to first generation Mexicans becoming of age to vote and the old whites dying
I’m glad someone finally knows what Cinco de Mayo is and doesn’t just assume it’s Mexican San Patrick’s Day.
A
Wait... it's not? Then why am I drinking this green tequila?
I gotta hispanic wife a she tells me cinco de mayo is not that important a holiday.
I thought it was the day to get rest after playing with your light saber on May 4th.
@Xavier Xavier lol, baby steps, mano....we can't ask people to learn too much in one day!
Yes we Cancun!
“Spread until we’re dead “ 🤭🤭🤭 then threw in “those rallies killed Hermain Cain” soooo glad he brought that up because his whole party seem to have forgot the man 🤷🏾♀️
Getting there story straight for the upcoming Matt Gaetz trial
"Eric Trump can't get wood anymore..." That one almost made me pee my pants laughing. Sick burn Jimmy. Lolol
And wood was high price before mid 2020, during trump because ive been waiting since then to finish my diys.
Is it me or are the Jimmy monologues getting better and better 🤣🤣
Jimmy Kimmel is enough to gag a maggot!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just you..
After last summer break it started. He got far better
Out of all the other ones, he seems more naturally funny and less contrived.
I think they get better when he's angry.
The tweet of ****p also said hispanics, lumping all in one category instead of recognizing it as a singular Mexican event.
If Eric can't get his hands on some wood, he won't be able to wear down his teeth before they grow into his bottom jaw.
(Like a rodent) For those folks who don't know about rats.
these covid history segments are brilliant.
Ted Cruz is human cringe...ugh
What's the Daily Show "documentary" on him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Saddest part is he reps Texas,my current state. Really embarrassed for all of us.
Joe biden isnt?
@@averagejoe407 isn't?
@@dallasdandigitalproduction393 don't be sad, I'm from a very embarrassing red state as well, lol
Herman Cain That video of him at the Trump rally with his family unmasked just cracks me up.
Wacky
Observe the “New Brown Nose” that Cruz is having. They just did it before dinner. Look at how contented both of them are.
1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% AGREED 👍 ‼️ LMAO 🤣 🤯 🤬
LOL, I just saw an article on our news site "Florida Man Starts A Blog To Remain Relevant' and it has a picture of the orange turd!!! Didn't bother reading the article!
I understand it's very buggy.
@@sophierobinson2738 and full of grammatical and typographical errors...hee, hee.
Genius...I love it!!!
I would not break bread with a man who called my wife ugly.
Hell No!!
Unless you’re Ted Cruz
Like trump let him have bread. Yeah right
Your a good husband! My husband said the same thing actually he said something worse but had the same sentiment
I would punch someone’s lights out for talking smack on my Mrs. - it’s a lock Ted hasn’t had relations with his wife in 5 years. Perhaps longer.
That school kid just got banned from Fox News for life 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The kid is the highlight of today's show.
Thank goodness for Jimmy and Guillermo!!! 😂😅🤣🤗💗💗💗
@Cranberry Chronicles - That’s a good one!!! So true and funny too... Thanks!!!
"Really, who even knew Florida had drivers licenses?
C'mon, man -- We have DLs!
It's the rules that are optional.
Especially in Miami.
Florida really does put the "license" into "driver's license".
@FactsOver Fiction people just think they ride alligators in Florida 🐊
Ron DeSatan is the most corrupt politician ever here in Florida!
We will eventually learn to use our turn signals.
The young kid had more professionalism when he spoke, than trump ever did.
Or anyone on Faux Noise has.
"Trying to stop this virus with social distancing is like trying to drive a nail through Jello" .... So super easy if you give it the minimal effort?
I was thinking the exact same thing. Laura Ingrown makes me sick 🤮
"Sweaty Teddy Has Dinner with Donny."
Now that's what I call a Dinner for Schmucks .
*Que The Shining ending song*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment.
Schmucks, that’s hilarious! 😂🤣😂
Best response so far!
If I were married to TC, I would be very angry that he would even remain cordial with a man who was so disrespectful to me.
Wonder if teddy convinced her it was locker room talk. I'm sure benjamins are quelling the disrespect.
@@debracottrill7989 Wild guess: Maybe she hates him and looks down on him - while taking the bucks. I have no idea.
Maybe she is dependent on him and won't leave him. Many women are too dependent on men. I'm just glad I am not one of them.
Maybe that’s why he never is at home....
Maybe shes one of the best those southern Christian who grew up to accept abusive behaviour from man as normal thing ?
"This Week in Covid History," is The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
People need to know the history. Thank you Jimmy for the info
Who thinks Jimmy should do a day in the life
Jimmy vlogs
Jimmy Kimmel is enough to gag a maggot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ted hates his family. Hanging out with the guy who says Ted's wife is ugly.
On the other hand, it's hard to take that insult seriously, considering how awful the source has been looking for the last 20 years.
Scarecrow
Perfect example of shameless,brown-nosing,weasel ....
Can't respect a weasel who brown noses a clown who insults his spouse and parent.
Ted Cancun
You knocked that out the park
Birds of a feather stick together. Two sleazy guys keeping each other company.
I live in Mexico. Cinco de Mayo is just another day. September 16th is our big celebration, Mexico Independence Day...
Cinco de Mayo just has enough ring to it, and is marketable.
Yeah, it's an American holiday celebrating Mexican food and beer.
THANKS! Colleagues actually told that when I moved to Phoenix many yrs ago. I forgot, so I'm happy to have the reminder. (I haven't lived in AZ since 2003. I wussed out after 5yrs when more & more green lawns & man-made lakes were pouring in. Humidity IS, indeed, what makes the heat so unbearable).
❤❤
@@dollymadison2397 I agree humidity is the worst, but it could never be humid here in Phoenix, no matter how many golf courses or swimming pools there are.
Bravooo!!! Loved Jimmy's history lesson, very accurate!
BTW, We celebrate Independence on 15-16Sep
Love your, covid history films ❤
Does a great job of showing the reality in a less tragic way.
Man... I actually don't want to give up masks. Do you know how long its been since I've waxed my upper lip?
A long time. I'm a Lumberjack (and I'm okay!).
I'll actually have to buy lipstick again
@@LindaC616 and then you get shade shocked because ...so many colors. So many. Too many.
@@StarParticleShade lol, I haven't bothered with lipstick or gloss or accessories for over a year now 😅
@@LindaC616 Hehhe - all I have now is chap stick! Chap stick I can never finish and lose before completing a tube....
@@StarParticleShade nope, I finish them! Blistex green, I think it has aloe. Hard to find but amazing!
After watching these kids speak I became more optimistic about the US future. They're more aware of what's going on in America than all trumps supporters and republican politicians. Kudos to their parents.
When you tell ppl that the person you were with is in “good spirits”, that really means, the person is anything but in “good spirits”.
Yeah, it does usually mean "is dying, but if pressured will crack a smile." Something like that.
Hi Jimmy. Coincidentally ran into one of your comedians that get the audience going before your show, I was on stage with, along with Uncle Sal years ago.
I heard you were a great boss and still pay the guy despite Covid-19. So that makes you more than just another smart, funny and cute guy... you're one with a heart.💕
That's a great pic of Cruz and Trump...2 of my heroes!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌺
Laura horseyFace is so lucky she has such an easy job: her viewers cant see, hear or think properly
“This week in COVID history” - my favorite part of the show! Thank you for these trips back into time to show who said what, when. I just hope the people at Fox watch these clips and cry.
The price of wood is up in North America and Biden has nothing to do with it. In canada a 2x10 x 8 is now 62$ and we dont have a Biden here.
Trump’s trade war and tariffs are to blame.
You can blame Trump for that.
That's how the GOP operates, blame everything bad on the democratic president, claim everything good when they are in control. They also employ 'heads I win, tails you lose' all the time. No shred of honesty, no science, no facts. I'm an independent that had voted republican in the past...likely never again.
Everything in Canada expensive af
Thank God for The Jimmy Kimmel Live show!!!
Kids are smarter than anyone on Fox News. Jimmy Kimmel needs to get that kid on his show. Well done, kid!
Riiiight. Like Eric Trump has ever actually bought a 2 by 4 ever in his life…
He doesnt even know what it means. He thinks its 4 pack of 2 each.
Went up when daddy was pres, made bad point.
2 by 4 is his choad
Remember that time Eric single-handedly built a deck in his backyard while wearing a blindfold? The dude IS FACTS!
Extra good monologue tonight. So funny
I realize now I am a survivor. I am a stronger person for opening my eyes and stepping away from someone who didn't respect themselves and would never respect me.
Love listening to Jimmy’s monologue
3:45 Also if you zoom in on that picture of the desk, in that open drawer is 6 bottles of Adderall.
And U.K. Sudafed.
Draw?
@@richarddixon7855 autocorrected incorrectly. Should have proof read it. Thanks
When you "agree", to the Terms of Service and Community Guidelines on any platforms and break those rules, it shouldn't be so much drama on a site following it's own rules to ban someone.
This was either one of Jimmy's better monologues, or I'm having a particularly humorous day.
Please create a playlist of This Week in COVID History!
Kroooooze has already sold his soul. I'm sure he has every intention of ponying up to the gatekeeper at the entrance to Hades.
Feliz Cinco de Mayo 🎼🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Hello from Uzbekistan!
Hello from Indiana..
Hello from San Diego California
@@sabrinamurphy4009😁
Hello from the other side? :)
Hello from Alabama!
This Week in Covid History should be mandatory viewing.
That was a particularly good "this week in covid history".
Does Eric not realize that wood prices have gone up everywhere in the world
I wonder why. We need to start working on replacing wood with hemp.
People like him don't care about the rest of the world, it's only about 'Murica. It's like the rest of the world doesn't exist.
The prices started to go up last year as well when his Daddy was president too. But sure, this is Biden's fault
Just like my buddy's dad. Gas prices rise every single year when spring rolls around and people start driving more. Hes lived in the same state and witnessed this for the last 70 years. But this year it was the damn democrats fault. Its pretty pathetic to have to watch.
@@RubbishFPS seriously. Its basic Supply and Demand. They teach it as an entry level course. But Eric probably still thinks the Sun changes into a Moon at night, so I don't expect him to understand
You need to make all these "a week in covid history" in one shareable edit. These old fox clips have aged so badly, i can't believe it's not SNL
This 👆
Bump!
I second this motion.
Someone with connections suggest this to Kimmel's digital team! Compile them by month and make a playlist.
"A bullhorn withoht batteries"...BRILLIANT👌👌👌👌👌👌😁😁😁😁😁😁
This week in Covid History is amazing stuff.. Exceptional.