Smash or Pass: Classical Composer Edition
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Alternative title: Musicians justifying calling classical composers 'daddy' for 11 minutes straight
😂😂😂
Not so straight apparently
STOP omg 😭💀
My kind of party 😭😭
Only Eddy and Brett can make me play Smash or Pass on a list of dead men without feeling awkward
TRUE
FR
FR BRO
agreed lmoa
They're gay
Brett's musical jokes/puns are so on point though
“Leave me unfinished. “ I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the only thing that makes it tolerable! They really are a Funny couple of Dudes, but dumping on one of my Heroes Is Just Too MUCH! Damn Them!
@@sidneylee7772 "he'll contrapuntal the sht outta u" like that doesn't even make much sense but 💀
I'm late but "Braid me please" has me on the GROUND
"Time for the nocturne"
Eddy: "Brahms? Pass.. His relationship with Clara was pretty toxic"
Also Eddy: "CLARA SCHUMANN, SMASH SMASH SMASH"
Well Clara stayed loyal to the end with Robert :D
Brett: Passes on Debussy, 'cause he doesn't look happy.
Also Brett: "Beethoven Smash!"
@@kin3tic0n37 LOL!
Lolololo lolo
@@kin3tic0n37 Ludwig is too sexy to resist
the fact that brett really said that Schubert would “leave you unfinished” had me dying
I laughed hard at this 😂
Me too!
His face after saying that, I literally can't
So have you watched their 'RARE HISTORICAL footage of Schubert composing his 8th'? It's less than a minute long!
He left it unfinished because he had... stuff to do 🤣
imagine if this was your introduction to classical composers 💀
this was my introduction to classical composers 💀(other than Mozart, Bach, and Beethoven)
I don't need to imagine. This is exactly what's happening to me right now 😭😂
It is.
IT WAS FOR ME (and that was the best thing happened in my life)
Istg I died when I saw this comment 💀
Ah, yes. This is clearly the cultured content we all ask for
Margaret Dumont wouldn't approve.
love the way brett is just here to tactically smash for better violin tone, more violin concertos, and money
As he should
girlboss energy
Cute cute grandpa
@@ceilingfan2608 Brett girlbosses, Eddy gaslights and Editor-san gatekeeps
@@Shirafune161 Underrated comment
this is so amazing i thought we were gonna get clowned but NO THEY ACTUALLY DID SMASH OR PASS EXACTLY AS IT WAS INTENDED
i didn’t know what smash or pass means and i- :0
ME TOO! I was SO SURE they’d clown us, then we actually gain this master piece
@@papxr.dreams8303 im assuming now you know what it means? HAHAHAH
@@papxr.dreams8303 Thank you! I had to google it and watched the video twice.
Idk much but I know I like listening to u guys so ur a smash.
i did not anticipate brett's general horniness
I did
Stereotypes be like : "classical musicians are very serious people"
Meanwhile classical musicians:
Serious about composers ;)
Bro classical musicians are like the personification of the saying "Gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets."
I have always said that classical musicians are a bunch of degenerates 😂😂😂
@@bluebird1914 So true
@@bluebird1914 freak in the...music sheets? ;)
“All four seasons, any time any day, all round” Jesus christ Brett chill
ikr he's so real for that one 😂
😅😂😂😂😂
HEARING TWOSET CALL MAHLER “DADDY” SENT ME
We know someone whose dad looks just like him!
Hello, Freud??!
I love that the smash or pass game can be applied to literally anything, I think Eddy got so into it he forgot to say is he would smash or pass a few times lol
Actually I think Brett changed his mind a few times and Editor San didn't subtract his original vote from the totals.
yeah lol I was counting the whole time
@@edwardblair4096 Yeah, I think Brett ended up with a total count that was 3 or 4 higher than Eddy xD
Maybe cuz he would smash then pass. 😉😂
New slang for "do you want to sleep with me," musician edition: *do you want to ride the ode to joy with me?*
*ride
I'm super interested in music history, and researching various composers has led to me knowing more information than I'd like to know about their sex lives. For instance:
Debussy's first wife did attempt to kill herself after he cheated on her and abandoned her, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to get anywhere near De Bussy (which, fun fact, was actually his family's original surname, "de Bussy").
Also, Shostakovich was in an open relationship with his first wife, Nina Vasiliyevna Varzar, and had quite a few lovers. We don't have a ton of information about his intimate life since he was very private about that sort of thing, but based on some surprisingly spicy letters, we know he definitely had one. True, he was often anxious and shy, but he was also pretty impulsive when it came to relationships and certainly entered more than a few.
Another composer who you wouldn't expect to have a very exciting intimate life but did was Mahler. His wife, Alma Schindler, characterizes him as sexually inexperienced on their first time in her writings (heavily disputed by historians; Alma had quite the ego and isn't considered to be the most reliable of sources), but we know he had multiple intimate relationships before marrying her, and the name "Gustav" isn't derived from "God's Staff" for nothing. (Gustav Holst, however, didn't get around much, but he at least had a loving relationship with his wife Isobel.)
Ravel's an interesting case, because we don't know much about him at all. There are accounts that he visited brothels sometimes, but never married or had any relationships that we know of, and is famously quoted as saying, "my only love affair was with music." Although there's a lot of debate on Ravel's sexual orientation, with scholars arguing that he may have been gay, straight, or bisexual, I personally believe it's likely he may have been aromantic and possibly on the asexual spectrum (that is, it's possible he didn't feel sexual attraction, but occasionally engaged in sexual acts to satisfy a need).
And then there's Tchaikovsky. Oh, Tchaikovsky. We have quite a few letters about his relationships, ranging from a very sweet one about his lover, the violinist Iosif Kotek (their relationship was largely romantic, but not sexual, according to one letter), and many, many raunchy ones. Among my favourites is this one, to one Ivan Klimenko: "But can you, the most beloved of the concubines of my harem, you, the beautiful and at the same time young Klimena (note- Tchaikovsky would sometimes refer to himself or his male lovers with feminized names), doubt for even a single moment my love for you? No, my silence can be explained merely by the laziness of your voluptuous Sultan; ever postponing a pleasant moment of conversation with you, in the end he has brought this almost, I think, to the point of a rendezvous with you (...) I hope you will not force me, that is, the Sultan, and my Divan (note- a pun referring to both a Turkish council of state and a couch, which had an erotic context), that is my government, to turn our requests into commands... disobedience which entails the penalty of death by impalement..." and so on.
So, yeah. Music history. Fun stuff.
You have now made me very interested in knowing composers intimate life and I don't know if I hate you or adore you for it but thank you
@@pepeeldelaspipas124 I swear, I don't even actively search for this information. I'll just be reading a biography or some letters or whatever, and then, boom.
Also I can't believe they didn't include Bernstein in this video; just look up pictures of him
Impalement
Dayum, the innuendo is real!
Tinder messages are positively barbaric by comparison XD
wow
Damn gurl
I love how I was expecting a very thorough answer pertaining to each composer’s strengths, but then Eddy’s just over here like “Mozart is very kinky” lol
not even 40 seconds in: "smash, because mozart is very kinky." so.... he matches your taste, eddy? 😀
LOL I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING
Well it was revealed that he was very kinky, as scholars SNIFFed out his letters sent to family members...
LOL....Eddy's so dirty and I love it
Flashbacks to the conductor video 🫣
Nerds are most kinky
Eddy and Brett out here calling Vivaldi a twink, like they should
underrated comment, I love it
He said chick, not twink.
I feel like this might be some kind of conversation that Brett and Eddy may have behind the camera in their daily lives, they talk about classical music (both seriously and jokingly), make daddy jokes, and laugh at each other's reactions, etc. It's just, so natural. I almost feel like they forgot about the camera and just start chatting. LOVE IT!!
In the more recent videos they get so wrapped up in the conversation with one another that sometimes they forget about their on-camera personas. We get a tiny peak into whatever type of intimacy they share and it feels like the audience is third-wheeling. I love it.
So natural; no airs and graces; just them being themselves and how they are with each other...
@@wakingtheworld ikr!! I love it so much!!
Me too! That’s why I always tune in for their contents - fun, chill and wholesome classical videos with a bit chaotic energy sometimes is the way to go \(^O^)/
It was all so natural😂
The fact that Schönberg’s grandson himself watches Twoset’s videos and even left comments on some of them, and yet they’re here discussing publicly if they’re gonna smash the grand daddy or not got me like 😅😂🤡🤩🤯🤪
omg seriously?! lmao
proof?
@@ajchandra7735 Will post it on Reddit, still going through their videos to find that exact comment he left.
@@souracidduck sure, pls notify me once you post it
@@ajchandra7735 just posted under the title ‘would you still give Scönberg a pass if you knew his actual grandson commented on and (possibly) watches your videos?’
"he'll leave me unfinished"
I choked on my sandwich
Timestamp?
HDJFKSKDKD LITERALLY THE SAME
@@lowochi 3.46ish
So what I'm getting is that Eddy is kinky and plays chess, Brett plays table tennis, and nothing about this was straight 👌
Brett passing on Debussy was a questionable move
Afraid of making Eddy jealous.
As the kind big brother he is, he let Eddy have him all by himself.
@@danayang7712 "If I tell him that I love him he'd be silently resigned
He'd be mine
He'd be saying "I'm fine"
He'd be lying..."
@@Roozyj but when Eddy fantasises at night it’s Debussy’s eyes 👀
@@sarahvandenberg7624 TO THE GROOM!
(to the groom)
TO THE GROOM!
(the other groom)
From your Brother
(Brett Yang)
Who's always by your side....
@@Roozyj lol, the lyrics from Hamilton are just so funny😂😂
I learned so much about these two as people in less than 12 minutes... 🤣
Yeah, Eddy's kinda kinky.... 😄
@@serena_davis 🤭😂😂😂
"Dude his fingering..."
That didn't go where i thought it would 😂
I was unprepared for the amount of classical composer nude photos in this video XDDD
i love how NOBODY has spoken about how eddy’s reasoning to smash mozart was because “he would be kinky” LMFAOO
Next: TwoSetViolin plays fuck/marry/kill.
PLEASE
That would be AWESOME, PLEASE
OH MY GOD YES
Vouch!!
I am ready to sign a petition for this.
Twoset: gets upset when people call a piece a song
Also twoset: calls a painting a photo
Can we just appreciate the fact that when eddy tells brett that Handel was rich, the hallelujah chorus cues… simply genius
Editor-San at it again with her magic😩😩😩
Handel is also a strange case, because we know of no relationship of his. Also I'm not sure if he really was extremely rich, because he was mostly self-employed and had to invest a lot of his money in renting the theatres, paying the singers, etc. He was probably well off but never too rich
@@gfhit7520 no sir handel was very much rich .. he recieved high payments from the dukes earls and even two hanoverian kings George i and ii
he was potentially richer than any musicians compared
whats the piece at the end as outro?
@@damn3876already 9 months but Dvorak symphony no 9 the new world symphony is the name of the piece.
as a twoset fan for over two years, I have manifested for this video since day one. moral of the story never give up on your dreams
Have twoset been ~wilding~ more as of late? I would have never predicted that somehow Brett would wear a maid costume, or that they'd be playing smash or pass on a bunch of composers while cracking innuendos...not on camera, anyway.
Something's definitely changed👀
Dudee these are waaaay more innocent than their earlier videos and live streams. Before they went all PG 😂😂
@@1Q18-v4k i still remember that one video when Brett pantsed Eddy on camera 😭
Eddy: PASS, because he's to gentlemanly and I'm not about the gentleman life
Editor-san: bc ur a degenerate
all hail Editor-san 😂
9:13 the way Brett says "Tchaikovsky" 🥺
I was just waiting for Shostokovich and I can't BELIEVE you would pass. But maybe I just like cute anxious guys who are obsessed with romanticizing the grotesque. He's like the Kafka of composers. I want to put him in my pocket.
I feel this on a spiritual level
true x1000, i felt this comment deeply
I one hundred percent agree with you
Oh godd , I LOVE KAFKA AND SHOSTAKOVICH SO MUCH !!!!!
That description made think about a couple of indie singers. Is it being long dead a requirement to fit into your tastes? I recommend Joywave and Nothing But Thieves
this is peak violin learning content
1:07
am I the only one noticed Debussy resting his head on his hand like eddy always does?
Yesssss me
Ohhhh good catch!
4:36 that’s actually britten’s life long romantic and musical partner- the tenor Peter pears! So yeah, Brett and eddy’s joke may be pretty accurate there.
Fun fact: Benjamin Britten composed the main role in ‘Peter grimes’ with Pears in mind :)
And „Death in Venice“! Probably all the tenor soloist parts in everything.
As a non-musician the content of this video is full of duble meaning phrases and i'm laugh-crying on the floor. Thank you for the entertainment guys!
As an asexual, I can’t believe I watched all of this and enjoyed it
same but Vivaldi seemed to be a real goodlooking lad ^^
Me too.
same skhdhsjshsvjdhs i was not prepared but it was enjoyable
I get ace/aro vibes from Brett. His jokes plus his ruthless reasons for smashing make me think of how some of the aces I know say the funniest sexualized yet unhorny things I've ever heard. Plus Eddy's reactions to what Brett says makes me think that these comments are funnier given how he knows Brett personally
@@yamisice I think Eddy gives off some bi vibes.
"I'm not about that gentleman life."
- Eddy Chen, professional violinist
How was this not nearly as dirty as other videos of this topic? They are still wholesome when they are making this type of video.
Wholesome smashing…
In 11th grade, I used to stare at that exact painting of Vivaldi in music theory class. I’m glad the bois feel the same way.
3:38 and that's Eddy completely getting into it 💀😭
Is no one going to acknowledge what Brett said 💀 7:49
"All four seasons, anytime, any day, all around"
"Oohh, sugar daddy! Handel me!"
"Wow! Braid me please!"
Poor Editor-san, having to edit all these old men nudes! I hope they pay you exceptionally well. You're the real MVP of this channel.
Composers: i hope my music inspires alot of people
Brett and Eddy: smash or pass? SMASH
Eddy has a very sensual, slow way of declaring his smash preferences. ☺️ 🥵
He’s really thinking about it..
i love how the talk about smashing from the "bach" yet they still censored curse words lmao
The way they got so in detail about it… I’m LITERALLY tearing up rn XD
It’s 7:54am right before I leave for work. Drinking my coffee and getting ready for my day while listening to reasons why composers would be smashed or not.
I love this channel.
the number of sus moments in this is greater than the number of symphonies haydn wrote
This was very necessary for my mental health.
this is a mood throwback to pretty old naughty TwoSet lol they're millennial dudes after all
They behaved themselves pretty well since the livestream, but here we go again lol
Are you referring to a specific video?
@@lexicornix7530 watch any of their early videos. they were pretty uncensored before they blew up in 2018
"I would like to smash Debussy, please" -- Eddy Chen, 2022
I feel like I just encountered a multi-verse version of Eddy and Brett. Shook…😳🤣
We're finally getting to see what they're actually like off camera🤩
This was so pervy. Anyway, Mozart, Vivaldi, and Chopin are my composer crushes. Something in their music makes me think I would find them very attractive in real life.
My composer crushes are 20 year old Beethoven and slightly younger Brahms
3:48 I listened to Eddy's laugh 40 times before I continued lol Man I love this dude so much!!
Tut! Tut! Well I went back to it after your comment but... only the once. I've got some serious practicing to be getting on with!!!
"Schubert, pass."
"Pass. Why pass for you?"
"He'd leave you unfinished." 💀
"Camille Saint-Saens..."
"He looks like a dictator." 😂
"And then he'd be like 'come be part of my carnival of the animals'." 😳
"Handel... Idk, he just seems like a tough guy to handle"
"But Handel is rich."
"Oh, sugar daddy Handel!"
"Imagine back in the day and you're a peasant. You don't have an iphone, you probably don't even have a toilet bro." 😭
These exchanges were magnificent 💀
"We have come to the end"
Me: So did you...........finish?
7:25 LMAO Whatwasthatsound I'm dying lol help
Up there with the most sus twoset videos of all time
"He can un-Ravel me any time."
"Ohhh, Mahler. Oof, daddy, oh smash!"
"Smash from the Bach."
_The woman was too stunned to speak_ 😳
i just came back to this channel and i am binge watching everything i missed, this is a m a z i n g
7:33
"Ooooh SuGar DADDY HändEl mEEEEEE"
Please make a video about the life and legacy of these classical musicians! I think it'll be really interesting to listen to you two storytell about them and your opinions about their music and life, but mostly the little bits of details and stories that non-musicians don't really know. Like when you guys dropped little infos like obsession about Clara, being rich, or having problems, like I didn't understand any of those insinuations or clues 😂
I concur! It would be very interesting
all the innuendos got me biting my pillow not to laugh out loud at midnight.. thank you for this titillating content 😄
seeing them pass over shostakovich should not have felt like a plot twist yet at the same time, it did
Everyone can and will smash Vivaldi, Chopin, and Liszt. There is no way to pass them.
7:34 Can we all Agree that Bret's a Sugar Baby???!!!
Yes
Hahaha yessss ... Cutie that he is...
Oh... And "Choppy daddy!"
lololol
@@meeptothemax375 Damn Y did I Even comment that??? Old me is wild bruh
11:00
“Oh, we *finished*.
We have *come* to the end.”
I see what you did there
The bold thing is being so annoying, I can’t get it in one line and the first one won’t go bold, ffs
"gentle smash" what the HELL does that mean
🔥
"Keep your kink to yourself" they said..
it will be fun they said
Eddy forgot to vote on Britten, Mendelssohn, and Strauss- I'm still wondering if he's gonna smash them or not...
Eddy: "Mozart. Smash because he is very kinky."
Sooo you're saying you like kinky?
8:18 All those puns and you guys didn't say "Fauré - play"... disappointed... beyond disappointed...
I just introduced 3 of my friends to this channel and I'm so glad I brought twoset more viewers
Thank you for giving us such great content, you deserved more attention
7:25 BRO 🤣🤣🤣
Eddy's reaction got me laughing and Brett calling Handel "SUGAR DADDY"
Friend: Hey, what are you watching?
Me: Smash or pass
Friend: With anime guys?
Me: With composers
I now lack one (1) friend :(
This has become one of my comfort videos 😂
Brett: And look, he's eating banana. Two bananas are better than one. *smiles knowingly*
Me: Ok. 😂😂😂
Edit:
Brett again: At nighttime he's like 'It's time for the nocturne.' And you're like 'Okay... Choppy daddy.' 😂
I think this is one of my favourite videos ever! 😃
“Do you want to ride the ode to joy?”
-Brett
Why are there so many composers who posed provocatively or in the nude?😂😂😂😂 Absolutely LOVE IT
We love Two Bi Kings.
9:13 Tchaikovsky looks like he is the one who'd choose if he will or not smash them xD
True
6:27 a prove of Brett is a devil
*Mahler appears*
Eddy: *instantly starts moaning*
Good taste all around. I, too, would instantly smash Mahler, Tchaikovsky, Ravel and Dvorak. (except how could Brett pass DeBUSSY?)
As someone commented above somewhere, it was prob out of respect for his friend... so he could have him all to himself!
"Not just smash like, smash from the bach."
- Eddy
The real meaning of non toxic masculinity
There's no such thing as toxic masculinity. Only toxic men.
Bartok giving u trauma & Schoenberg being a red flag was the comedy gold I needed today ty
When Brett said he would smash Sibelius for more violin concertos, it made me laugh so hard because my brain concluded that that would make Sibelius a sugar daddy for music...a musical sugar daddy XD
9:45
I love how when Richard Strauss is shown Johann Strauss music starts playing 😂
i read the subtitles and it was literally eddy saying oh daddy and immediatly when he said 'oh' it was brutally interrupted by a simply piano add and I WAS WAITING FOR THE 'DADDY'.
3:26 time code for the friend whose dad looks like Mahler😏😏😏
lol
I was unaware of the amount of naked photos famous composers had xD
Please do this again! This was amazing, my ultimate smash would be Tchaikovsky. Oddly enough Nutcracker is my favorite ballet, the music *Chef's Kiss*.
This is some very educational content. 👍
Yessss! A video that doesnt make me feel like I’m too old for Twoset! Bringing me back to OG TSV vibes 🤩