‘Tis the classic whoppee-cushion-in-the-hand jest. It never fails to amuse! In any case, ye art a man, correct? ‘Tis most humorous! I am Sans, Sans the skeleton. I am supposed to be on the watch for men at the moment, but I careth naught for capturing anyone. Now, mine broth’r, Papyrus, he hath an obsession with man-hunting. Speaking of which, methinks he is thithero.
"Tis a morn of great beauty. The sparrows doth sing, the flow'rs are in bloom full. On days such as this, children such as thyself...shall be cosigned to damnation"
@@jdmyrick-smith7931 Our diligent inquiries revealeth a colossal rift yon in the celestial currents and the tapestry of time itself, unraveling before our very eyes.
@@q_shrimp_p8198 My teacher only made us read one version but we had to make or buy food and combine Beowulf elements into it and then write a sentence or two explaining it.
That sounds a bit like his name would be "Sir if", and since his brother is trying to join the royal guard he'd fit better with a name with "sir" in it.
@@bobvella7228 Yeah his gimmick is that since he deals only 1 dmg, you don't get put into hitstun. Meaning as long you are touching any of his, you will keep taking damage. Also he applys karma debuff which some form of poison effect.
_The tired skeleton stood in the middle of the empty, golden hall that stood before the King's chambers, wearing but a ragged blue cloak, aged black shorts, and a pair of soft, old sandals that were dyed some shade of pink long ago. He knew the Angel of Death would come. And when they did, it didn't matter to him. Soon enough, there they stood, their blade and hands covered in dust, and their armor but a golden chain necklace, depicting a heart. The battle began. "Tis a pleasant day outside, God's birds be chirpin', the flora be bloomin', on morns such as these, so-called Knights like yourself.... _*_shall be cast into the fires of Hell."_*_ Bones flew at the Angel of death, and skeletal dragon heads bombarded them with their ghostly white fire breath. "I fail to understand why dost fallen allies fail to useth their strongest attacks forthwith." The skeleton commented before the battle officially began. Blades flew onto no target. Bones rattled to punish the dam*ed. The Angel of Death could feel their sins crawl up their own spine. The battle dragged on for a while. Eventually, with a sigh of relief from the skeleton, the Angel of Death finally fell. But through some strange magic, time itself seemed to rewind, and they stood before the skeleton again. He was aware of this. He knew that they knew that they had died. Once. The skeleton didn't know how many more times it would take for the Angel of Death to die before they learned their lesson. But the battle resumed, the Angel was tossed about with some telekinetic force, with more bones and ghostly dragon fire coming their way as well until they fell again, having no luck with felling their opponent. Thrice, they fell. Four times, five, even, before the battle finally got somewhere._ _"Listen hereye now. This endless battle herein, endless war, it feels... Dostn't thou think it pointless? Thyself thinks such. I can't help but ponder in thine skull, what thou even remember or hopeth to gain in thou own. Hath thou forgotten why they began to slay the innocent? Couldth thou hath been... A friend? A pal? Cometh now, thou knows what thy means. We could haveth shared between us a cheerful bond, sharing a glass in the tavern, or some dreadful chuckles. Dost thou think? Thy point I try to bring is.... Lay down yon blade, and my own duty will be easier." The Angel of Death pondered over the skeleton's message. They had a choice to make. One final choice._ _..._ _The sound of metal crashing onto the floor echoed throughout the hall. Was that a tear rolling down their cheek? The Angel of Death approached the skeleton with what seemed like sorrow. "That's right. Step forth, and embrace thee." The Angel did so, but found themselves stabbed through the torso by one final bone._ _"If thou truly consider thyself a friend... _*_thou shalt not return."_*
Story time: I was the DM and the BBEG of this particular adventure was an undead Bard who, along with his undead band, sought to regain their souls by sacrificing an orphanage. When the party cornered the BBEG and his goons, the BBEG began to play a song. This particular one. That's when it clicked for each of the players. The bard's name was "Sansford".
every moment of human evolution, every step forward in technology, every advancement, every discovery, was leading up to this moment. this is the peak of human creation.
21K views and 2K likes now Edit: also only 6 dislikes which I think is absolutely hilarious, this might be one of the best like/dislike ratios I've ever seen lmfao
0.25 is a funeral march 0.5 is music played during a dramatic scene in a play 0.75 is a drinking song 1.25 is a song played when attempting to appease the cruel king 1.5 is a song played during a battle 1.75 is a song to dance to 2.0 is a song played as a challenge
‘Tis a wond’rous day in the field, this morn. With God’s creatures singing, flowers blooming ‘Tis true, dear friend, that on days such as this, All people who follow the path you trod... ARE DESTINED TO BURN IN ACURSÉD HELL
'Tis an aesthetically pleasing day outside. Birds recite tunes, flowers bloometh. On days such as the current one, kids such as thee... are to be scorched in the Under Realm!"
Surprised everyone's talking exclusively about Undertale, and not the other thing this songs associated with. I mean, it was more medieval: Princes, Pages, Maids and Mages.
Could we see something from Jet Set Radio perhaps? I have no idea how something like that could be turned into a medieval styled song, but I think it'd be extremely interesting to try!
"Gah! ... So... 'Tis my time to perish then? ... Do not lay blame at my feet for not heeding the warning. ... So be it. I shalt venture to the Fire Tavern. ... Dearest brother? Dost thou wish to partake...?"
A mere knave fell into a cave of mighty monsters. His only hope to reach his sire is to leave this place, but many monsters block his path. He ignores their snake tongue of friendship, pushing his way through the guts of a Minotaur, decapitating a messily skeleton who thought he was powerful, a water spirit with the strength of a typhoon, a giant spider, and a behemoth of metal. But when he arrived at the hall before the exit. Another measly skeleton stood before him. He raised his dagger. This would be easy.
Requests are on hold for the time being. I need to catch up, and I'm afraid I may not be able to do all of them. Thank you for waiting
Im just curious, but what music making software do you use to make this? I want to try to make bardcore music
@@thegoldengrunt3414 I use Logic Pro X.
Revenge - caiptaonsparklez
OR CREEPER
Can you please do Zombie by The Cranberries?
@@tetrovius oh
You're gonna have a bard time.
Hi Sans!
Somehow I know My Regards in sign language... Meant for you, I am not sure why...
no u
This one physically hurt xD
Oblige to the 1k like traveler
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Heeeerm...
T'was but a good one indeed, but the Inquisition still wants your head heretic.
O, thou selfish knight, thou has slain my brotheren, as such, prepare thyself for a terrible event.
What are you talking about he's right there
Alexander Fuller his spirit
"Terrible fate" works just as well
Ok Rouxls Card
Report this if you wish
Hello. My name is Sans Undertale. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
Tis a quite quaint day outside. Birds art singing, flowers art blooming. On days liketh these, kids liketh thee
shouldst be burning in hell
Bewareth of thine evil flower!
It's so weird imagining Sans speaking like this XD
shuofeng lin sans in shrek outfit
‘Tis the classic whoppee-cushion-in-the-hand jest. It never fails to amuse! In any case, ye art a man, correct? ‘Tis most humorous! I am Sans, Sans the skeleton. I am supposed to be on the watch for men at the moment, but I careth naught for capturing anyone. Now, mine broth’r, Papyrus, he hath an obsession with man-hunting. Speaking of which, methinks he is thithero.
@@josephb.4640 humourous-air-bladder jest.
Twist ending, The knight was the boss fight
oOH sHi-
No, no, Undyne has her own theme
I thought that was the joke in undertale you're the boss on the genocide route
It was a Sans origin story all along
doge profile picture, need i say more?
When you swing at the bard to finally shut them up but they actually dodge it:
Sans is bard???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 i mean... vicious mockery?
@@charlenka And he has a trombone. Total Bard move.
"i swing at the bard"
"i dodge the swing by dabbing"
*bard rolls a nat 20*
@@dandman9373 DM *sighs* The bard miraculously avoids your attack by dabbing.
"Tis a morn of great beauty. The sparrows doth sing, the flow'rs are in bloom full. On days such as this, children such as thyself...shall be cosigned to damnation"
Huh, I haveth for many a moon wondered as to why men useth not their strongest attack first.
@@highlyprofessional118Exuse me, Thou though mineself was to just stand still and take thy hit?
@@TheRealAxolotlAnimates
Our studies show a massive tear within the flow of the heavens and time.
@@jdmyrick-smith7931 Our diligent inquiries revealeth a colossal rift yon in the celestial currents and the tapestry of time itself, unraveling before our very eyes.
@@jdmyrick-smith7931The paths and flow of time hopping about to thoust left and right sides, starting a new beginning and coming to a close . . .
When Grendel's Mother discovers that Beowulf killed Grendel.
I just got like war flashbacks from when my teacher made me read both versions of that story and write an essay about it
@@q_shrimp_p8198 My teacher only made us read one version but we had to make or buy food and combine Beowulf elements into it and then write a sentence or two explaining it.
Extremely good comment
We just fucking learned about Beowulf before covid closed Wisconsin and omg I love the story so much.
AHAHAAHAAHAH
0:18 When the DM suddenly starts looking through the rules and rolling behind the screen for no apparent reason.
When the DM laughs in *that* way
Underrated comment for sure
When you piss off the wizard by saying you killed the artifcer
Whe the DM starts saying "I attack you" Instead of of "The enemy attacks you"
@@vladprus4019 oh shivers.
When you piss off the necromancer FOR THE LAST TIME
💀👻💀... XD
I JUST realized the Dragons are the Gaster Blasters.
Sans would probably be called "Serif" since every letter back then had serifs and the concept of "sans serif" was probably a bit too alien for them
And it could be a pun on serf too
seraph
serifim
And Papyrus would be called "Parchment" and frisk "Breeze"
That sounds a bit like his name would be "Sir if", and since his brother is trying to join the royal guard he'd fit better with a name with "sir" in it.
A medieval knight : "I've won more than 1000 fights. No one shall can defeat me! "
A random rat : 0:19
The plague was just karmatic retribution
The peasant with a spear: 😈
@@user-gi5vu6vv2ja swarm of the rats offspring: * angry rat noises *
Ah yes spread the medieval doom zits.
SANS - ATK 1 DEF 1
The weakest crusader. Can only dealeth a single damage.
Cannot keep blocking forevermore.
Simply keep attacking.
haven't tried for his ending is he all about those multi hits?
@@bobvella7228 Yeah his gimmick is that since he deals only 1 dmg, you don't get put into hitstun. Meaning as long you are touching any of his, you will keep taking damage. Also he applys karma debuff which some form of poison effect.
bob vella what the other commenter said + the fact that his attacks are really diffcult to dodge until you learn their patterns.
Keep striking, he shalleth fall
"My name is Sans The Skeleton. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!"
XD You Made My day
"STOP SAYING THAT"
A witch! Burn them!
@@cockycookie1 No, Sorcery
Chara: INCONCEIVABLE
_The tired skeleton stood in the middle of the empty, golden hall that stood before the King's chambers, wearing but a ragged blue cloak, aged black shorts, and a pair of soft, old sandals that were dyed some shade of pink long ago. He knew the Angel of Death would come. And when they did, it didn't matter to him. Soon enough, there they stood, their blade and hands covered in dust, and their armor but a golden chain necklace, depicting a heart. The battle began. "Tis a pleasant day outside, God's birds be chirpin', the flora be bloomin', on morns such as these, so-called Knights like yourself.... _*_shall be cast into the fires of Hell."_*_ Bones flew at the Angel of death, and skeletal dragon heads bombarded them with their ghostly white fire breath. "I fail to understand why dost fallen allies fail to useth their strongest attacks forthwith." The skeleton commented before the battle officially began. Blades flew onto no target. Bones rattled to punish the dam*ed. The Angel of Death could feel their sins crawl up their own spine. The battle dragged on for a while. Eventually, with a sigh of relief from the skeleton, the Angel of Death finally fell. But through some strange magic, time itself seemed to rewind, and they stood before the skeleton again. He was aware of this. He knew that they knew that they had died. Once. The skeleton didn't know how many more times it would take for the Angel of Death to die before they learned their lesson. But the battle resumed, the Angel was tossed about with some telekinetic force, with more bones and ghostly dragon fire coming their way as well until they fell again, having no luck with felling their opponent. Thrice, they fell. Four times, five, even, before the battle finally got somewhere._
_"Listen hereye now. This endless battle herein, endless war, it feels... Dostn't thou think it pointless? Thyself thinks such. I can't help but ponder in thine skull, what thou even remember or hopeth to gain in thou own. Hath thou forgotten why they began to slay the innocent? Couldth thou hath been... A friend? A pal? Cometh now, thou knows what thy means. We could haveth shared between us a cheerful bond, sharing a glass in the tavern, or some dreadful chuckles. Dost thou think? Thy point I try to bring is.... Lay down yon blade, and my own duty will be easier." The Angel of Death pondered over the skeleton's message. They had a choice to make. One final choice._
_..._
_The sound of metal crashing onto the floor echoed throughout the hall. Was that a tear rolling down their cheek? The Angel of Death approached the skeleton with what seemed like sorrow. "That's right. Step forth, and embrace thee." The Angel did so, but found themselves stabbed through the torso by one final bone._
_"If thou truly consider thyself a friend... _*_thou shalt not return."_*
Dude. That was beautiful
@@phelmet9344 wait fruk.
Fruk I wrote that?
Wow...
I'm at a loss of words
👏
👏👏👏👏
It’s all fun and games until the bards eyes glow
People in 1346: we are stronger than ever, no one could beat us
Rats in 1347: *sudden boss music start*
Actual audio of what the Crusaders heard when they attempted to take Damascus in 1148.
As a crusader. I agree with thou statement
Doth thee desire a bad time
How Sans fought the Medieval Chara, who, instead of using a real knife, brought a real broadsword
by the nature of himself being a skeleton,
Sans is likely to be a lich, specialized in spatial magic, bone puns and also karmic retribution
Gianna Mae Lonzanida *YOU CANT DO THAT
The best part about these bardcore things is the vaguely appropriate medieval-style drawings.
"Alas, poor Sans Undertale! I knew him well, Horatio. A skeleton of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
Sans: "Aww, how sweet."
"YE GODS!"
imagine a brawl starting in a tavern and the bards would just suddenly change tune to this.
When you're confronted by the executioner before you can reach thy king.
More like judge
@@j0an-07-arc6 I'm pretty sure in some places executioners also served as judge if they will live or die right on spot.
Hulls Colby yeah but judge fits better since his soul is justice and patience
@@j0an-07-arc6 I see, I guess you're right.
Story time:
I was the DM and the BBEG of this particular adventure was an undead Bard who, along with his undead band, sought to regain their souls by sacrificing an orphanage.
When the party cornered the BBEG and his goons, the BBEG began to play a song.
This particular one.
That's when it clicked for each of the players.
The bard's name was "Sansford".
Genius.
Is this a bardcore cover of Megalovania or a Megalovania cover of bardcore?
Yes.
Correct.
Obviously it's a cover of the song Bardcore, originally written by the group Megalovania, done in a medieval style
All of the above.
Yes
This is what happens when you break the rouxls.
Do you wanna have a kaard time
*B A D U M T S S*
THE ROUXLS IS _DEAD!_
@@AnUnfortunatePotato THE ROUXLS IS DEAD?!!?
*the rouxls is deAd*
“Thou shalt have an unpleasant experience”
The skelebro orchestra is truly impressive.
I always hold my right leg up with my right arm while I’m sword fighting left handed.
Atleast someone knows how to swordfight properly.
Secret moves bro
They didn’t teach you that in crusade school huh ?
1.25 ist thou tempo thy art be seeking to emulate thee originaleth
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm sure thee used "thee" wrong
'thou' art
and the would be 'Ye'
Hark? Didst thou think I would not dodgeth thy blows?
Normal speed: not so bad
Speed at 1.25: *You feel thy sins crawling on your back!*
*you feel thy sins crawleth on thou back!*
@@shacharco8797 Thou feeleth thine own sins crawleth on thine own back
*thou feelith thine own sins crawling upon thy back*
Cool!
Distortion just makes it that much better lol
every moment of human evolution, every step forward in technology, every advancement, every discovery, was leading up to this moment. this is the peak of human creation.
“Dost thou desire a bad experience?”
Come on guy this is megalovania, how the heck has only 1200 views?
Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed
21K views and 2K likes now
Edit: also only 6 dislikes which I think is absolutely hilarious, this might be one of the best like/dislike ratios I've ever seen lmfao
@@obsessivefanboy 69k views very haha number, 6k likes, 23 dislikes
because sans is dead
"What? Thou believed I was just going to stand there and take thy hit?"
I've played enough Mordhau to know where this is going
parry this you filthy casual
"DODGE THIS YOU B-" *sound of somebody's head getting obliterated by a Maul, followed by Laughing*
@@projectkepleren
There's a banana having a rave behind you
0.25 is a funeral march
0.5 is music played during a dramatic scene in a play
0.75 is a drinking song
1.25 is a song played when attempting to appease the cruel king
1.5 is a song played during a battle
1.75 is a song to dance to
2.0 is a song played as a challenge
Probably my favourite tavernwave cover of Megalovania so far
Guess what’s gonna be played during combat at my next D&D session
Scottish Soldiers thinking they’d successfully defended Stirling Castle but then England rolls out the largest trebuchet ever constructed
"Thou art in store for a wicked period of time."
‘Tis a wond’rous day in the field, this morn.
With God’s creatures singing, flowers blooming
‘Tis true, dear friend, that on days such as this,
All people who follow the path you trod...
ARE DESTINED TO BURN IN ACURSÉD HELL
I enjoy how thy wit is penned!
Christopher Simons I thanketh thee!!! ;3
Did I... Step.. eth... Into a portal.. Or gateway.. Of sorts... Into this-- yon.. medieval realm?
This is hilariously perfect for my DND Campaign, glad I found it! Also, nice music in general, it's pretty dope!
Bewareth thine ketchup weilding skeleton! Bewareth thee evilest flower! Beware...thy Temmie!
wise words
*ⓑⓔⓦⓐⓡⓔⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔⓔ ⓔⓥⓘⓛⓔⓢⓣ ⓕⓛⓞⓦⓔⓡ*
*tiny screech*
@@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
*aGH-!!* 😱😭
Masterpiece
"Dost thou wish for an unpleasant moment?" 😂
'Tis an aesthetically pleasing day outside. Birds recite tunes, flowers bloometh. On days such as the current one, kids such as thee... are to be scorched in the Under Realm!"
It's going in the Megalovania playlist
Canst thou feel thy sins crawling upon thy spine, villain?
0:00 Bard and his party casually hanging out
0:10 Boss appears in the distance
0:20 Boss one-hits everyone except the bard
The bard is full of determination
It's a beautifull fay outside, dragons are singing, mandracores are blooming, in days like this, knights like You...
I think that this was just the right amount of transformative vs recognizable
This is the sound equivalent of soup.
I am confused and can't agree more at the same time
...care to explain?
Eww
but what if i need clothes
WHEREFORE ART THOU SEARCHING FOR GARB IN YON SOUP MARKET?!?
Tis a glorious day
Sun eth shine upon thee
Flowers in bloom of spring
Tis a day like thine
You're a lad wanting a bad time.
I'm gonna be playing this when i go to the renaissance fair
Surprised everyone's talking exclusively about Undertale, and not the other thing this songs associated with. I mean, it was more medieval: Princes, Pages, Maids and Mages.
there was even a bard wearing a codpiece
It is the forbidden subject. Its name shall not be uttered.
@@enamelpin628 homestuck
Prince: Asriel
Page: Sans
Maid: Toriel
Mage: Frisk
@@angelodc1652 okay sans has raw Bard energy
When the Bard multiclasses into Warlock of Undeath:
When the bard that helped you through the story become the real final boss
Thou feel as if thou art going to have a time quite unbearable.
This is great content
I like seeing more of these medieval songs
Subscribed
*You have the feeling that you are going to participate in a painful event..*
When the bard has stronger magic than the mage.
Like, I now feel inclined to put this song on the background while my players fight against a Litch XD
*DESIREE'TH THEE AN UNPLEASANT TIME, SCOUNDREL??*
This one is going straight into my dungeons and dragons playlist. Thank you :)
Could we see something from Jet Set Radio perhaps? I have no idea how something like that could be turned into a medieval styled song, but I think it'd be extremely interesting to try!
Thoust shalt have a rather unpleasant experience
“You’re gonna have a bard time!”
Greetings human knight! Thou shall prepare for an very inconvenient brawl!
"Do you wish to have a slightly terrible time, sir?"
Awesome work!
"Gah! ... So... 'Tis my time to perish then? ... Do not lay blame at my feet for not heeding the warning. ... So be it. I shalt venture to the Fire Tavern. ... Dearest brother? Dost thou wish to partake...?"
Skeletons : exist
Knight : and i took that personally
(Swallows a whole nice cream)
Time traveller: has the great fire of london happened?
people in london after just finishing the bubonic plague:
Esta hasta la puedo bailar! Genial!!
This is Amazing! 😁
this sounds majestic
That was the best, I want you to do the music for a medieval RPG game like Kingdom Come Deliverance for instance. Respectable work.
Two skeletons, a family of Satyrs, a war forged, a lizard folk, arachne, and a siren
Random Central European Province: exists
Charlemagne:
Thou art going to have an unpleasant experience
I left my play speed at 0.75 and now it sounds period accurate medieval music.
When you piss off that peasant in the tavern and the bard starts playing this.
When the final boss is a Skeleton Bard
Aye, listening to þis olde melodie doþ fill one wiþ determination
When the seemingly weak skeleton is hitting you with nat 20's and dodging all your attacks
This is why the crusaders could never take back the holy land.
When you realize necromancers are just bards with a corpse fetish:
this is *chefs kiss* i will be listening until i die
"Thou shalt endure rough times"- Sanus II
"If thou art really be a good chap, you will never return!"
“If you dare to cross over the imaginary line that is before you, you shall have a high chance that a mighty brawl will begin”
-Sanseth
Sounds so cool 👀
A mere knave fell into a cave of mighty monsters. His only hope to reach his sire is to leave this place, but many monsters block his path. He ignores their snake tongue of friendship, pushing his way through the guts of a Minotaur, decapitating a messily skeleton who thought he was powerful, a water spirit with the strength of a typhoon, a giant spider, and a behemoth of metal. But when he arrived at the hall before the exit. Another measly skeleton stood before him. He raised his dagger. This would be easy.
💔
Is no one gonna talk about that knight doing tai chi moves?
Amazing
"Very good, bard! Quite an interesting piece!"
**Skeleton rises from ground doing Orange Justice**
"NECROMANCER!"
When you enter a dungeon, and the lich stands up.