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  • @sgregory0753
    @sgregory0753 4 года назад +5117

    When the local witch hunt begins...

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +111

      Change of plans,this is a all out Demon Hunt.

    • @soumyajyotimukherjee4752
      @soumyajyotimukherjee4752 4 года назад +25

      Somehow i don't find your comment about witch hunts funny ...
      Considering what actually happened during witch hunts.
      But whatever..

    • @off_Planet
      @off_Planet 4 года назад +71

      @@soumyajyotimukherjee4752 lighten up a little my friend

    • @Laszlo5897
      @Laszlo5897 4 года назад +28

      Witch hunts did not happen in medieval times

    • @spiderz5145
      @spiderz5145 4 года назад +5

      Laszlo Dajka facts.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 4 года назад +16970

    A crusader knight was struck down in battle and awakes in the dark pits of hell. He wonders why he lie there, for he had always been just and virtuous.
    Until he noticed he still bore his armor and holy crest. He unsheathed his sword to find it glistening with holy fire.
    He was not put there as punishment, for he Was the punishment.

    • @gustavwood0064
      @gustavwood0064 4 года назад +1343

      Most original shit I've seen yet, Props!

    • @spiderz5145
      @spiderz5145 4 года назад +644

      Now that’s epic, nice.

    • @ViddyOJames
      @ViddyOJames 4 года назад +783

      doom modders, get on it

    • @legodmais
      @legodmais 4 года назад +343

      you're making me want e2m1 to have the same medieval treatment with this fitting story

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 4 года назад +299

      so um... basically dante's inferno.

  • @maxenelorque972
    @maxenelorque972 4 года назад +2714

    Meanwhile in Medieval Doom:
    Doomslayer: *Uses catapult as transportation*

    • @dude2345672
      @dude2345672 4 года назад +105

      *Trebuchet memes disliked that*

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 4 года назад +111

      That is a weapon, not a teleporter....
      Objective updated: *use the teleporter*

    • @shittinontheceiling3474
      @shittinontheceiling3474 4 года назад +7

      hope this remain at 69 like

    • @callmeshirley8178
      @callmeshirley8178 4 года назад +26

      “ You can’t just shoot a **hole** in the surface of **MARS** “

    • @genericstuff9838
      @genericstuff9838 3 года назад +12

      Trebuchet>catapult

  • @dossiebigham6916
    @dossiebigham6916 4 года назад +4459

    "You can't make metal without electricity!"
    Observe fools.

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree 4 года назад +21

      it's not metal

    • @TheSquidPro
      @TheSquidPro 4 года назад +26

      Cravens! Behold!

    • @Daaell
      @Daaell 4 года назад +108

      My friend's guitar teacher writes metal on acoustic guitar. His take is, if it doesn't sounds good in clean, distortion won't help much.

    • @PantsuMann
      @PantsuMann 4 года назад +16

      @@Daaell Word.

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 4 года назад +9

      A wise man

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 4 года назад +3935

    Thou can't just blast theen weapon into Mars.

    • @unclenail4569
      @unclenail4569 4 года назад +417

      objectīvus: Blast thy weapon into Mars

    • @zorokicksass60
      @zorokicksass60 4 года назад +239

      Thine Carriage is prepared, M’lord

    • @discduderules
      @discduderules 4 года назад +132

      Thy power source of thy BFG-10,000 should be of interest to thee as well m’lord

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 4 года назад +156

      That be a catapult, not a means of travel.

    • @benmaks
      @benmaks 4 года назад +61

      The longeth'r the icon of sineth is on earth, the stout'r 'twill becometh

  • @richardo490
    @richardo490 4 года назад +7443

    They art wrath, barbarous, without clemency. But thou, thou shall be woefuller. Wrench and snag, until it is fulfilleth.

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 года назад +386

      doom is technically the most christian friendly game

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 4 года назад +48

      @@tatotaytoman5934 dont you kill angels in the new one?

    • @Im_Not_Loss
      @Im_Not_Loss 4 года назад +114

      @@colemacgrath8846 Didn't they previously attempt to kill God or something?
      Edit: It is implied that the Khan Maykr, an archangel who made a deal with the devil, didn't want Vega to reclaim his position as The Father.

    • @yebat1984
      @yebat1984 4 года назад +134

      @Cole MacGrath in Christianity, there are fallen angels. Basically a group of angels who went against god, so... 🤷‍♀️

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 года назад +20

      You can make it better by replacing "it is" with "tis "

  • @Terracrafty
    @Terracrafty 4 года назад +3789

    "you can't just blast a hole into the walls of jerusalem"

    • @doomslayerplushie6662
      @doomslayerplushie6662 4 года назад +161

      Hrhehe cannon go boom boom

    • @reanterhog5701
      @reanterhog5701 4 года назад +144

      "nooooo that was constantinople"

    • @LordTerias
      @LordTerias 4 года назад +33

      @@doomslayerplushie6662 *catapult

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 4 года назад +119

      Objective: Blast a hole into the walls of Jerusalem

    • @Epicmonk117
      @Epicmonk117 4 года назад +46

      I can, and I will. The Emperor protects.
      *_A L A K A B L A M !_*

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 4 года назад +550

    The Middle Ages lasted a 1000 years, but Doom is Eternal.

    • @lukegamerzw
      @lukegamerzw 3 года назад

      Actually Monarchy geopolitical periods on our planet Earth ended up(collapsed,but not exactly overthrown at all) long time ago after World War 1 in Anno Domini 1914-1918. So from perspective of Holly Bible Communists,Artificial Intelligence,Scientologists,Vampires(just like Belmont family Vampbusters),Freemasons,Hollywood,Agent Smith(computer viruses),G-Man,Man In Black,LGBTQ people,transhumanism eugenical human animal hybrids,Aliens,Demons should beware of Doom Guy(helping people like Alex Jones,Mel Gibson)(he would serve Jesus Christ and Yahwe with hords of Angels as royal astral,spiritual soldier of Haven-in afterlife(another space dimension))(I guess in this Medieval cover he could be new Archangel fighting with hords of Demons-not body fighting with them like police officer agent Kay'l 669 from Omikron the Nomad Soul). He would help Vatican priest leaders help to follow the right path of salvation(to not serve demonic Kingdom of Hell,but angelic Kingdom of Haven instead because human beings are not perfect like God creator of the universe and our planet Earth to avoid Fallen Angels that rebelled to served God named Yahwe).Doomguy would get rid-off hellish daugthers and sons of Lilith ex-wife of Biblical Adam first human on Earth and fight with Vampires,Succubus,Incubbus. Doomguy would be friend of Ghostbusters,but enemy of Scientologists.

    • @lukegamerzw
      @lukegamerzw 3 года назад

      After Anno Domini 1918 it was collapse of Monarchy. I mean it didn’t last just only 1000 it was evolving.

    • @doppled
      @doppled 3 года назад +9

      @@lukegamerzw yo chill

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 4 года назад +2713

    Warning to all faithfully challenged personnel: The Crusader has entered the Jerusalem

    • @balkanprussian3251
      @balkanprussian3251 4 года назад +28

      The Jerusalem?

    • @jacobs752
      @jacobs752 4 года назад +10

      Damper Boi
      Aye.

    • @matthaeusperry4319
      @matthaeusperry4319 4 года назад +21

      I dare not add yet another like to thee, for thous't have becometh evil incarnation, and that is ungodly god-born that thy chance of achieving such a number is inquisitively unkindly curious.

    • @alirezabhmanabadi4235
      @alirezabhmanabadi4235 4 года назад +2

      He could be a Jihader too.

    • @chartex8837
      @chartex8837 4 года назад +1

      Stardust one

  • @sensennisya557
    @sensennisya557 4 года назад +5136

    "The longer Saladin is on Jerusalem the stronger he will become!"

  • @fikrifadillah3247
    @fikrifadillah3247 3 года назад +245

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the wall of Constantinople!"
    Al Fatih: *Observe*

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 года назад +4

      Haha trebuchet go pow!

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 3 года назад +2

      @@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Actually its "Haha giant cannon go boom!"

    • @snatcher2592
      @snatcher2592 3 года назад +4

      "Thast be a catapult, not a steed!"

    • @titaniumursa
      @titaniumursa 3 года назад +1

      "For so long as yonder heretics remain upon the Holy Land, so too shall their might expand!"

  • @TheEvilFoxy
    @TheEvilFoxy 4 года назад +1276

    A Doom game set in the Medieval times would be so bad-ass.

    • @Tinutaja
      @Tinutaja 4 года назад +99

      Try Heretic

    • @abelfabro807
      @abelfabro807 4 года назад +21

      That's kinda of Diablo pretty much.

    • @LazyJesse
      @LazyJesse 4 года назад +8

      @@Tinutaja I agree with this guy

    • @Sad_Elf
      @Sad_Elf 4 года назад +21

      we need Raven to come back to do a new Hexen

    • @FR4M3Sharma
      @FR4M3Sharma 4 года назад +3

      @@LazyJesse He probably meant 2016 or eternal.

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 4 года назад +1952

    "They art brutal, barbaric, without God nor mercy.
    But thou. Thou shalt be worse.
    Rend and sunder, till thine be'eth done."

    • @HenryArreguin
      @HenryArreguin 4 года назад +73

      Thine portal is prepared, m'lord.

    • @ksfallenangel5770
      @ksfallenangel5770 4 года назад +13

      YO! That sounds epic as F*CK dude!

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 4 года назад +14

      Of all the olde and middle English translations in this comment section, this one gets the award

    • @straysoul1818
      @straysoul1818 4 года назад +2

      Best version I’ve seen yet

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 4 года назад

      You win.

  • @Quiltfish
    @Quiltfish 4 года назад +3428

    Oh hey, bardcore that isn't just replacing the instruments in a midi file 👍

    • @Verne105
      @Verne105 4 года назад +157

      Bardcore... *sigh* Thank you for cursing me with this word.

    • @DingDangJon
      @DingDangJon 4 года назад +70

      Thank you for blessing me with that word

    • @medievalknyght313
      @medievalknyght313 4 года назад +63

      well this is one of the guys that actually started this bardcore thing. He got that Halo Medieval theme from 2 years ago

    • @danielmiranda4514
      @danielmiranda4514 3 года назад +4

      Agreed bro

    • @YBnormal1337
      @YBnormal1337 3 года назад +3

      The Sword's Path. Need I say more? It's amazing.

  • @nipplewizard6427
    @nipplewizard6427 4 года назад +751

    DOOM: Wild Hunt

    • @nightsaber2272
      @nightsaber2272 4 года назад +31

      It will be the day when witchers loses their jobs xD

    • @lucianoalexandre316
      @lucianoalexandre316 3 года назад +3

      Genius

    • @whiterunguard856
      @whiterunguard856 3 года назад +7

      Doomguy: so you’re elves that’s cool

    • @sionicdragoon4749
      @sionicdragoon4749 3 года назад +5

      What if goblin slayer was a witcher

    • @Wolfboy2012
      @Wolfboy2012 3 года назад +9

      @@nightsaber2272 In a Tavern
      Ciri: So...no new jobs?
      Geralt: No
      Triss: Let me Guess, the new guy.
      Yennefer: Toke every contract, now Geralt is out of the job

  • @KingofPootis
    @KingofPootis 3 года назад +1276

    "WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU"
    "Hurray! Its the Catholic Church!"
    "FROM YOURSELVES!"
    "Oh no, its the Catholic Church."

    • @skadi2411
      @skadi2411 3 года назад +23

      Let god sort em out !

    • @wolfmantheimpaler
      @wolfmantheimpaler 3 года назад +46

      Great now I want to see Doom Slayer vs Alucard

    • @jahimalnar7978
      @jahimalnar7978 3 года назад +21

      "Release Restraint Level 0"
      "Finally, I was just in the mood for a warm up"

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 3 года назад +14

      the catholics are crusading, while the nazis are invading!

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 3 года назад +3

      A Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference!
      Nice!

  • @BubblesTheBard
    @BubblesTheBard 4 года назад +1500

    Damn, even with ancient instruments this song is still pissed off.

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 4 года назад +7

      Ikr? It's like it's Doomguy's bgm or something. :D

    • @pancakes4552
      @pancakes4552 4 года назад +39

      It sounds like something youll hear when fighting a welsh dragon

    • @BlackPsionic
      @BlackPsionic 4 года назад +28

      Feels like a more tranquil fury. The red fog of anger and bloodlust is gone - just focus, and the drive to see whatever sent you to that state suffer until the adrenaline rush fades away.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 года назад +10

      When the Paladin gets pissed...

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 4 года назад +5

      When the Christian administrators get ticked.

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 года назад +751

    _"Thou cannot simply use thine great crossbow to fire upon mars."_

    • @tibersky8718
      @tibersky8718 4 года назад +25

      translation:
      you can't just fire a hole onto mars!

    • @cyrolocker1229
      @cyrolocker1229 4 года назад +39

      You can’t just put a hole in Constantinople

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 4 года назад +14

      @@cyrolocker1229
      Sultan mehmed II: hold my *insert the arabic translation of "beer"here*

    • @wozahh
      @wozahh 4 года назад +9

      @@damaraksama3008 khamr/خمر

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 4 года назад +7

      @@wozahh
      Aight thanks

  • @cigoLxeL
    @cigoLxeL 4 года назад +160

    "Thou art huge! Verily, this dost mean thou hath huge entrails!"

    • @mileschow5961
      @mileschow5961 4 года назад +32

      "Rend and sunder, 'til thine be'eth finished."

  • @crystal6675
    @crystal6675 3 года назад +204

    In the first Dusk, In the first Crusade, one fought, burned due the flames of the apocalypse, his soul shattered by the torments of Hell and pre cursed before redemption, he had chosen the road of the eternal crusades, in his omnicius quest the peace never found; and in yew fiery blood he walked over ye Old Darkness Terrains looking for revenge against the ones who gave him despair, He had the crown of the Night sentinels, and those who got stabbed by his Javelin Baptized him
    The Doom-Crusader

    • @LoveBuzz04
      @LoveBuzz04 3 года назад +5

      this comment is far too low

    • @NKWittmann
      @NKWittmann 3 года назад +2

      10/10 would play

    • @netsurferx1
      @netsurferx1 3 года назад +3

      Rend and slay, Doom-Crusader...Rend and slay, 'til thyne enemies rise nevermore!

  • @Divinemakyr
    @Divinemakyr 4 года назад +1361

    This song is quality. It reminds me of the themes within the Witcher games.

  • @BlueCubeSociety
    @BlueCubeSociety 4 года назад +116

    When Doomslayer goes hunting with The Witcher

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 4 года назад +4

      Hunts the Witcher. For he is a heretic!

  • @epicemeralddude4180
    @epicemeralddude4180 4 года назад +71

    "Thou can not just shoot the flaming ballista at the city!"
    New Quest: Shoot the flaming ballista at the city.

  • @hauntedmalk
    @hauntedmalk Месяц назад +6

    Man predicted doom: the dark ages, 3 years early

  • @anasiss1992
    @anasiss1992 4 года назад +587

    When the Bard's not only good at Layin but also well versed in Slayin.

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 4 года назад +6

      That's fucking gold

    • @highfivedog2336
      @highfivedog2336 4 года назад +3

      Linas Pavlov that could be a dnd character

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 4 года назад +3

      @@highfivedog2336 college of swords or valour bard.

    • @eee04
      @eee04 4 года назад +2

      @@elizataylor1726 a level in paladin for heavy armor and holy butt-kicking

    • @alvinvalentino5797
      @alvinvalentino5797 4 года назад +1

      Basically helltaker + Doomguy

  • @joshrobins130
    @joshrobins130 4 года назад +587

    "Thou art of colossal stature, and I suspect thine entrails shall be equally so!"

    • @MentalVideographer
      @MentalVideographer 4 года назад +20

      Monstrous size has no *intrinsic* merit... unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue...
      Wait, no, wrong game.

    • @primalreversion7034
      @primalreversion7034 4 года назад +12

      YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

    • @goodoldgamer9675
      @goodoldgamer9675 4 года назад +8

      @@MentalVideographer The sin is not in being out matched, but in failing to recognize it.

    • @eleronpfoutz7823
      @eleronpfoutz7823 4 года назад +3

      Rend and tear!

    • @armaan2043
      @armaan2043 4 года назад +2

      didnt expect to see miyamoto musashi here

  • @Some-person-dot-dot-dot
    @Some-person-dot-dot-dot 3 года назад +46

    Toss a coin to your Doomslayer. O valley of plenty. * *Loads shotgun* *

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 года назад +629

    Scots: "We surrender! You can't just blow a hole through Sterling Castle!"
    Edward 1: **fires war wolf anyway**

    • @danielchater4522
      @danielchater4522 4 года назад +15

      "haha trebuchet go clack clack clack boom"

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +12

      "I built this bad boy and I'm not gonna waste it"

    • @abdullahtshabal9522
      @abdullahtshabal9522 4 года назад +1

      hha big fucking ballista go boom

    • @vivecthepoet36
      @vivecthepoet36 4 года назад +10

      @@yoboikamil525 That was basically the actual quote, too.

    • @bug_stonkin_wess1221
      @bug_stonkin_wess1221 4 года назад +3

      And we still see England as cowards to this day because of it! (That and the glencoe massacre but that's not here nor there)

  • @jesusisherelookbusy
    @jesusisherelookbusy 4 года назад +416

    *”THOU WAST NEVER ONE OF OUR KIN! THOU IST NAUGHT BUT A USURPER, A BLASPHEMOUS GRAVEN IMAGE! MINE EYES HATH BEEN ILLUMINATED! PRAY LET ME ILLUMINATE YOU, SLÆYER!”* - Marauder

  • @concretephill8509
    @concretephill8509 4 года назад +112

    *FROM THE UMBRAL PLANES, HE COMETH! THE DÜÜM SLAYER!*

  • @ConnorLonergan
    @ConnorLonergan Месяц назад +16

    So who here is from the Doom Dark Ages Trailer

  • @Eskerian
    @Eskerian 4 года назад +210

    "In the primeval age, in the primeval battle, whence shades elongated, lone he stoodeth. Brandt by embers of Megiddo, his soul blestre by the fires of Gehenna and tinged beyond elevation, he chose the path of eterne torment"

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers 4 года назад +21

      In his righteous hatred he hath no peace; and with boiling blood he scoureth the Stygian Plains seeking vengeance against the dark despots that hath wrongeth him. He wore the banner of the Knight Sentinels and those that faced the hew of his blade calleth him...the DOOM SLAYER

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +5

      You mentioned Gehenna? You are worthy of praise.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад

      @@christofferhougaard classy

    • @aitorcorderomedina773
      @aitorcorderomedina773 3 года назад +1

      They named him, the holy slayer

    • @shanestevens5352
      @shanestevens5352 3 года назад

      The mention of Megiddo makes this an A+ of a comment

  • @dillonator42
    @dillonator42 4 года назад +175

    What baleful sorcery is this 'Medkit' thou speak'st of? Giveth unto me my leeches.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +6

      Healing Kits.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 4 года назад +10

      Tears demons apart revealing leeches which he places on his body.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +4

      leechbox

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 4 года назад

      Hah!

    • @NotABot55
      @NotABot55 4 года назад

      *Glory Kills an Arachnotron* There was an easier way?!

  • @blackfyre1277
    @blackfyre1277 4 года назад +863

    It feels even more demonic this way

    • @SpookySquid14
      @SpookySquid14 4 года назад +39

      Medieval stuff is no joke.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 4 года назад +25

      Say, there's some weird shit going on in this far off village. Tristram, I think.

    • @Demolisher-cl2sm
      @Demolisher-cl2sm 4 года назад +4

      lil bit yeah

    • @acem2527
      @acem2527 4 года назад +14

      Close but this is holy music not demonic.

    • @Joxat_
      @Joxat_ 4 года назад +2

      It fits a stealthy battle

  • @non-applicable3548
    @non-applicable3548 4 года назад +30

    Dragon: Foolish mortals, none can stand before me!
    *This starts playing*

  • @natheria4933
    @natheria4933 4 года назад +475

    We can make a religion out of this.

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s 4 года назад +253

    *what they don't tell you about the Orthodox crusade of the 8th century*

    • @jescruz5465
      @jescruz5465 4 года назад

      What? Tell us more!

    • @petemagnuson7357
      @petemagnuson7357 4 года назад +2

      Do you have some search terms so I can find more about that? "Orthodox crusades in the 8th century" sound fairly interesting, but I can't find it on google.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +11

      @@petemagnuson7357 I really loathe to disappoint you and Jes Cruz, but it's actually a CK2 joke. I wish there was an actual crusade, though.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 года назад +1

      @@petemagnuson7357 r/woosh

    • @feb4252
      @feb4252 4 года назад +2

      @@the-letter_s there kind of was a crusade against orthodox christians in the 13th century by the Livonian Order. They went against Baltic pagans and kinda segwayed into trying to invade Novgorod, which was orthodox at the time.

  • @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM
    @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM 4 года назад +3916

    Doomknight: runs out of crossbow arrows
    Heretics: *the crusader ran out of crossbow arrows, get him!*
    Doomknight: unsheaths sword with purging intent
    Heretics: *OH NO! HE RAN OUT OF CROSSBOW ARROWS!*

    • @theheadacheking4869
      @theheadacheking4869 4 года назад +205

      Bolts. Crossbows shoot bolts. nice meme though.

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 4 года назад +106

      "Thou shalt not use the Big Flaming Crossbow upon the Imps."

    • @luragi8769
      @luragi8769 4 года назад +76

      Goblin Slayer meets Doom Guy.
      Two guys too angry to die.

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 4 года назад +100

      DoomKnight: runs out of arrows
      The Spanish Inquisition: Quick while he suspects nothing!
      DoomKnight: Unsheathes broadsword
      The Spanish Inqusition: HE EXPECTED US! HE EXPECTED ALL OF US!

    • @JackOov_
      @JackOov_ 4 года назад +7

      Demo knigth

  • @zero_ham6925
    @zero_ham6925 4 года назад +17

    so we got one guy making japanese undertale music and we got this guy making medieval doom music

  • @strangeyoungman
    @strangeyoungman 4 года назад +20

    You can run "DOOM" on *anything*, even a damn abacus.

  • @natarito2056
    @natarito2056 4 года назад +62

    "IN THE FIRST AGE. IN THE FIRST BATTLE. WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED, ONE STOOD. . ."

  • @tanith117
    @tanith117 4 года назад +712

    “Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, Demon..."
    Sir Terry Pratchett

    • @pshalleck
      @pshalleck 4 года назад +57

      "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? THIS is my BOOMSTICK!"
      Oh wait, Army of Darkness was 1992 and Doom was 1991. Nevermind.

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 4 года назад +2

      V. Scott Was it a double-barrel shotgun?

    • @fenrir139
      @fenrir139 4 года назад +4

      Its a pretty obvious solution when you think about it

    • @pshalleck
      @pshalleck 4 года назад +4

      @@d-552 Oh snap, id was founded in 91 but Doom was 93. So Ash Williams did pave the way after all!

    • @pshalleck
      @pshalleck 4 года назад +5

      @@pablotomasllodra4423 It was indeed. Shop smart: shop S-Mart!

  • @zonetropper
    @zonetropper 2 месяца назад +7

    They better use this one for the new doom game.

  • @wumbosauce6112
    @wumbosauce6112 Месяц назад +4

    Suddenly this video becomes even more relevant.

  • @xpl0si0nman20
    @xpl0si0nman20 4 года назад +38

    'Thou cannot engrave a hole into the surface of Mars.'
    'For every moment the symbol of impurity resides on thine world, the stronger thou becomes.'

  • @haustek9341
    @haustek9341 4 года назад +408

    Saladin: i fear no man but that thing:
    *Doom-Knight*
    Saladin: it scares me

    • @ggmand
      @ggmand 4 года назад +3

      it can also be a WitchSlayer

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 4 года назад +2

      Doom-Paladin

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 4 года назад +1

      *Ebony Warrior*

    • @alexjn3626
      @alexjn3626 4 года назад

      Doom-Sire

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад

      Musulman Destroyer: DEUS VULT!
      Saladin: Some shit in Arabic about how the Kafir should die.
      Musulman Destroyer: *pulls out the BFG*
      Saladin: Screaming something about how his fellow Musulmani should go on fighting while he go take a vacation in Riyadh...

  • @cyberpunk4560
    @cyberpunk4560 Месяц назад +9

    doom dark ages

  • @fnaf2ventnoise330
    @fnaf2ventnoise330 13 дней назад +4

    Loving the new Doom: The Dark Ages soundtrack

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 4 года назад +162

    I like the classy feel of it. It makes me imagine Geralt going on a monster hunt but running into demons instead.

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 4 года назад +4

      I would totally buy a crossover of the genres. Geralt in Hell.

    • @VioletMilks
      @VioletMilks 4 года назад +1

      Ethan Metcalf “how’d you like that silver?”

    • @HippoKing.MP3
      @HippoKing.MP3 4 года назад +1

      @@CoffeeSnep the whicher has entered the Estonian walls?

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 4 года назад +114

    Best cover of E1M1/At DOOM's Gate I've seen so far.

    • @DreamMorpheus42
      @DreamMorpheus42 4 года назад +1

      The Original "Master of Puppets" by Metallica is pretty good too ;)

  • @kaiserium8551
    @kaiserium8551 3 года назад +18

    In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose a path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with the dark lords who have wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those who have tasted the bite of his sword named him... the *D* *O* *O* *M* *S* *L* *A* *Y* *E* *R*

    • @umbralumbreon7380
      @umbralumbreon7380 3 года назад

      Damn, the original version was already pretty fucking Medieval

  • @MatthewDunford-o7l
    @MatthewDunford-o7l 8 дней назад +2

    This aged a lot better than any of us expected!

  • @lauripelkonen
    @lauripelkonen 4 года назад +42

    Verily, th're be only one principal entity in the celestial spheres, and it bears a steel blad'd sword of vengeance!

  • @cthulhusubnigurath8352
    @cthulhusubnigurath8352 4 года назад +63

    Doom guy = Saint Georges

  • @user-yh6je7nh3e
    @user-yh6je7nh3e 4 года назад +12

    Finally a decent soundtrack for reading Berserk

  • @lubedupduke
    @lubedupduke 3 года назад +3

    'Hayden' "YoU CaNt UsE a CaTaPuLt To EnTeR tHe CaStLe"
    'Doomslayer' *LOADS CATAPULT WITH TRANSPORTATION INTENT*

  • @sicor94
    @sicor94 4 года назад +23

    Knight Exorcist: Unceasant

  • @DioAureo
    @DioAureo 4 года назад +10

    When the DM decides to run a Nine Hells campaign and you make a Paladin

  • @ShiniesAreCool
    @ShiniesAreCool 3 года назад +6

    As a DM, I'm keeping this one in my back pocket for when the PCs need to know they have well and truly fucked up.

    • @TestECull
      @TestECull 3 года назад

      Ye well everyone gangsta until the party bard starts strumming this...

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 3 года назад +5

    When you play _Heretic_ with the _Doom_ soundtrack.

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 4 года назад +22

    Doomguy of the future is a panic-inducing berserker, but Doom Slayer of the past is a terrifying witch hunter.
    Fear vs dread. The only difference is how much of a hurry they're in to kill you.

    • @dalerowe7329
      @dalerowe7329 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist, the Doom Guy of the future is the same as the one in the past, he killed every demon and in his blood lust traveled back in time to kill the older demons.

    • @cyrolocker1229
      @cyrolocker1229 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist: He is in every timeline, The only difference is what era he shows up in

  • @Kiu_8
    @Kiu_8 4 года назад +167

    This is so damn awesome, I'm glad that this stuff's gotten so popular now that it's becoming a trend!
    Edit: I know he's one of the precursors, no need to tell me, I've been a subscriber of his for a while now!

    • @derederekat9051
      @derederekat9051 4 года назад

      Epicness just keep rising out of the chart.

    • @rachun8746
      @rachun8746 4 года назад

      this guy had been doing it before it got popular

    • @Titan4eg
      @Titan4eg 4 года назад

      Bardcore/Tavernwave 🤘

  • @matheius4668
    @matheius4668 4 года назад +9

    Legends tell of a Man, Clad in Green, A man those who say him not a man but a monster as his armour was clad in red,,
    Red with the blood of Sinners, Demons, And those who stood in his way, And as he marched thru the seven circles of Hell
    Purging the unclean, cutting down even the mighty Lucifer with a blade most unholy, at the request of the Lord,
    With but one sentence in his mind...
    "Rip and Tear.. until it is done."

    • @heateanothermantis4697
      @heateanothermantis4697 3 года назад +1

      This is ideal. If ya want medieval vibes, replace the with thy or thou.

    • @liammulcahy61
      @liammulcahy61 3 года назад

      Why are you talking about Link on a Doom video?

  • @themightytrainthurnax6613
    @themightytrainthurnax6613 4 года назад +1

    At the end of his glorious crusade, the slayer finds himself facing off against an angel, though not fallen... But far from heavenly. When the slayer finally defeats the Khan mayker in battle... He strips the angel of her wings and watches as she plummets to the ground. Her heavenly facade lifted to reveal the true monster hiding just beneath. Even her voice went from sounding elegant and powerful to nothing more then a hoarse croak. The slayer looked on as she started crawling away, still barely clinging to life. In her final breaths she cursed him for ruining everything she worked for, but the slayer knew that it was far more noble to fight for a species that deserves to live, rather then serve under another that cannot simply learn to die.

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +112

    When you run out of chaos to kill in the future, so you travel back to the past:

    • @garf6394
      @garf6394 4 года назад +4

      THE PURGING NEVER ENDS!!! HAHAHAHA DEATH TO ALL CHAOS AND HERETICS!!!!

  • @AudibleFist
    @AudibleFist 4 года назад +63

    I can just imagine this with aggressive chanting like what was done in Doom Eternal

  • @TheFriendlyMarauder
    @TheFriendlyMarauder 3 года назад

    Samueleth Hayden: that is a weapon, not a transportation device. Knight Slayer: *casually uses catapult as a transportation device*

  • @thesunskimmer5348
    @thesunskimmer5348 4 года назад +8

    “You can’t just blast a hole in the rich’s heads”

  • @aidanyoshida1840
    @aidanyoshida1840 4 года назад +5

    Khorne demons: chilling
    *laughter of Draigo echoes along with screams*
    Khorne demons: Haha, I’m in danger

  • @datgio4951
    @datgio4951 4 года назад +43

    This was playing in the background when a henchman said ‘“What, you egg?”[ he stabs him]’

  • @THEDoctorScientist101
    @THEDoctorScientist101 4 года назад +1

    There was once a man who helped all of the knight take back the holy land and alayed all of the unholy knight guarding, ripping and tearing through each one as if they were fabric.
    One fateful day a portal was created from witchcraft and demons came forth from it and seiged our lands, we were all doomed had it not been for the warrior for him.
    After he tore through the demons all of Jerusalem could be heard chanting "Rip and Tear!" As they were cheering him on...
    That man is known to all of Jerusalem as The Doom Slayer for his holy acts of justice.

  • @gummybear8679
    @gummybear8679 3 года назад

    Peter to doom-uy: Hey man, can you hold the gate for me? I gotta take care of something real quick.
    Doom-guy: sure no problem

  • @christiandubois4121
    @christiandubois4121 4 года назад +29

    Y'know playing a medieval style doom with melee weapons and shit would actually be pretty sick

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +2

      Maybe there's a Mount & Blade mod for that.

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 4 года назад

      Crossbows. Bows. Swords. Axes. Warhammers. Possibly the forst rifles. The tech would be limited, but it would be just as awesome.

    • @kacknoobdeluxe
      @kacknoobdeluxe 4 года назад +2

      Hexen and Heretic were medieval and dark.

    • @floofyfoxxo744
      @floofyfoxxo744 4 года назад

      There's actually a Doom 1/2 mod for that. It's called GMOTA, and it's brilliant.

    • @DTWesker
      @DTWesker 4 года назад

      Simple. It's Diablo 2.

  • @riccardopelino
    @riccardopelino 4 года назад +7

    I saw many version of this theme. Saymaxwell, falkkone, even megalovania crossovers...
    But none of them has the same power of this version, this is truly...
    ... *realistic*

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 3 дня назад +3

    Doom: The Dark Ages

  • @R3TR0J4N
    @R3TR0J4N 3 года назад

    This was part of the OST when Satan casted Doomslayer back in time thinking w/o guns he'd be weak, but all along Doomslayer is a weapon himself.

  • @afkbeto
    @afkbeto 4 года назад +144

    AGAINST ALL EVILS THAT INFIDELS CAN CONJURE
    ALL WICKEDNESS THAT HERETICS CAN PRODUCE
    WE SHALL SEND ONTO THEM... ONLY THOU
    LACERO ET LAMBERO
    UNTIL IT IS DONE

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 4 года назад +5

    All we need now is BFG division and Slayer’s Gate done in this style.

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 3 года назад +1

    In all the shots he was looking down at the demons. He is better than them.

  • @JohnnyC99
    @JohnnyC99 4 года назад +1

    In the first age in the first battle he was there RIP & TEAR

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +6

    "the longer the infidels stay in Jerusalem, the stronger they will become"

  • @user-gx9xq6os8w
    @user-gx9xq6os8w 21 день назад +4

    DOOM THE DARK AGES!

  • @kingofdoom
    @kingofdoom Год назад

    "Thine whom beith so unfortunate to taste the vicious valor of his blade dubb thee; ye Doom slayer."

  • @buttadick
    @buttadick 3 года назад +3

    "Th're only one those gents feareth, is thou."

  • @silvasen1985
    @silvasen1985 3 года назад +3

    "Thou can't just shoot a hole in thy surface of Mars"

  • @TheBerryVids420
    @TheBerryVids420 Месяц назад +4

    How dies it feel to know that you somewhat predicted the future?

  • @goldprime118
    @goldprime118 2 года назад +1

    Thou hath not been sent here to be punished.
    Thou is the punishment.

  • @Pause0
    @Pause0 4 года назад

    could you imagine chilling at the local tavern enjoying a nice grog when the boys bust out this old banger?

  • @oivatank
    @oivatank 4 года назад +21

    "There is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel-barreled sword of vengeance."

  • @ferds30
    @ferds30 4 года назад +66

    Dante's Inferno is the Doom of the medieval era

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 4 года назад +6

      Berserk, it's not a videogame but it is similar

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 года назад +4

      Y'know Dantes inferno was nothing like the game right? It was a jaunty guided tour. Dante literally had more trouble getting through purgatory than hell

  • @thijsvandervoort8261
    @thijsvandervoort8261 2 года назад +2

    In a couple of games, this can be Link's themesong. He just has to get a little angrier to become more like ultimate form, Doomslayer

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 3 года назад

    There once lived a mysterious Templar. He was silent, had no name, and was ruthless. He fought his way into hell in a quest for revenge, and slew countless demons. People now know him as "The Doom Knight"

  • @_mr.overkill_3669
    @_mr.overkill_3669 3 года назад +5

    This is what medieval gladiators used to hear 😄

  • @digitalshoes5520
    @digitalshoes5520 4 года назад +2584

    nobody:
    the church when a local peasent woman does basic math at the market:

    • @Zarrov
      @Zarrov 4 года назад +107

      @Quentin Tarantino this joke doesn't work. Medieval population was equipped in basic math skills. They actually had public schools. In some areas 1/3 ofthe commoners could at least read. This is much, much higher percentage than in any part of the world in history. Yeah-medieval Europe was helluva educated by comparison.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад +37

      @@Zarrov
      stfu it was a joke.

    • @anthonydavis5679
      @anthonydavis5679 4 года назад +24

      @@Zarrov please give some contextual sources? IIRC Peasants had a rough time with education even through the early modern period, and to top it off, it does work because it's funny to the layman? And in comparison to what?

    • @Zarrov
      @Zarrov 4 года назад +12

      @@anthonydavis5679 Huppert, After the Black Death

    • @primalreversion7034
      @primalreversion7034 4 года назад +2

      @@Zarrov Which kingdoms?

  • @violentbeetle2441
    @violentbeetle2441 3 года назад

    When demons invade your village, unaware that you just forged a double-barreled sword.

  • @sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610
    @sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610 3 года назад +1

    "in thy 1st ages, in thy 1st battle..."

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 года назад +24

    “Foresoothe thine cannoth breach an chasm into Marsth castle wall”
    “Thine trebuchet awaits thee.”

  • @mega-bustershepard5537
    @mega-bustershepard5537 3 года назад +5

    St. George off to fight the Dragon:

  • @water2205
    @water2205 4 года назад

    The bard plays battle music as the barbarian and fighter charge into battle, supported by a mage.
    The enemy, is a newly discovered parasitic species that takes over a part of the body, this specific organism however, has 5 of these.

  • @doomslayer8138
    @doomslayer8138 3 года назад +1

    This shows that DOOM really is ETERNAL