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In spite of all that hath traspired, tis still thee

Did anyone else come here bc this fit into an overly specific scenario?

My humble self finds it upmost amusing that all of these letters partake in ye olde medival speech.

Are those dragons supposed to be gaster blasters?

I'll put it when they meet the big bad in disguise

Thou feel’st thine sins crawling down thine back.

"Juveniles such as thouselves shall take presence in hell."

3 years late but whatever "Thy feeleth as though thou art going to has't a lacking valor timeth."

"Blades high", and suddenly, we doth raised our blades high

"Thou shalt endure rough times"- Sanus II

Babe wake up, new Tetrovius upload!

Nice animation

Undyne the Undying’s theme next.

yo this kung fu panda 4 soundtrack finna go CRAAAZY

*ᛗᛖᚷᚨᛚᛟᚡᚨᚾᛁᚨ*

*You have the feeling that you are going to participate in a painful event..*

Thou art to face great tribulations

Very good!

"Very good, bard! Quite an interesting piece!" **Skeleton rises from ground doing Orange Justice** "NECROMANCER!"

Sounds so cool 👀

Thoust shalt have a rather unpleasant experience

Time traveller: has the great fire of london happened? people in london after just finishing the bubonic plague:

"Thou art destined for a time most foul"

The second human to fall down be like

AKA: the song that MIGHT play when you fight Rouxls Kaard (/j)

My favourite thing when playing bards is finding some fitting instrumentals and making up my own lyrics that fit the in-game situation, gonna use this 😆

this is probably what that single hungarian soldier against the mongol horde heard

this is unironically better than the other one, only because the other one is overrated asf

Thou shalt burn in damnation -prince sans V

I am but a humble bard, I tell a tale oth chivalry and knighthood. One day Lord Fristhc II was on a hunting trip and they fell downth into a pith oth beasts, specters, and ghouls. Lord Fristhc heroicly procceded striking down all of hell's beasts with ones blade. Then Fristhc II met the guardian of the ruins, Fristhc was attacked. But with all oth their Experiancé they struck down the beast in one striketh. After their heroic actions they walked througth the doorth and was stalketh through the night by an undeadth fiend, the skeleton tried to tempeth our hero into joining the devilths side. But Fristhc II proceded through theth swarms of monsters they foundth and brought Justice upon each one. A pack of wolvths were in the forest and Fristhc killed them one by one. Big and small, young and old. But it was God's planth and as God's LOVE for our hero increased, so did their power. After the actions of the woods Fristhc II walked into a monserth's camp. And standing in the snow was te beast. The skeleton's brother. The brother tried to lure Fristhc into a trap, but before they were grabbethd they stuck and blew the creatures head clean off. It was getting easier and easier, no one could oppose our hero. They procceded through possesed training dummys, mermen, and eventually they met one foul yellow beast on a bridge, as Sir Fristhc II raised their holy blade a monster blocked the shot and the beast fled. But it twas a soul for a soul, the monster slowly fell apart. Melting into the earth, but. It refused to return to the pits from hence it had came. A bright light filled the room, and the beast used all oth Satans tricks, witchcarft and every other unholy action you can think. Fristhc bled on thee floor, reaching for their blade. The beast approched, standing victorious. But Fristhc was smart so they pulled the beast's leg, knocking them off their ballance and Fristhc II watched it fall back down into the shadowey depths. Our hero recovered quickly. They proceeded on their quest to reduce all monsters to dust. Cutting down many ath foe, including a bewitchered metal contraption. They movedeth on, happy with their quest they walked down the exit hallway. Only to see the snake who had tried to pull them to the path of evil so many a time during ones questh. The skeleton. Lord Fristhc II fought valliantly, but to no avail. The skeleton has gotten away with their wrong doingths. So, that's why we shouldn't trancend into areas beondth our homelands. Satan is there, and he will be watching you. Waiting to strike. We must follow our king to avoid this fate. Now who wants to give me a tipth, oh it doesth apears everyone lefth.

Sans after getting killed by Frisk (They're an assasin rogue so they have an extra bonus action):

This is what you hear before the bard casts Vicious Mockery

Remember, my child, dying is homoaffective

This one is going straight into my dungeons and dragons playlist. Thank you :)

When the DND party consists of murder hobos so the DM makes a random professor NPC as powerful as Sans so the party gets destroyed:

"doth thou want a horrible timing?

When the jester decides that he's had enough of your tomfoolery

Instruments made of the ribcages of the musician? Yuck!

Is this that Castlevania thing that I've heard so much about?

FINALLY AFTER 10000 YEARS OF WAITING THIS IS NOW REAL

Thou shalt hath thy unfortunate experience

This shit go bard

"Gah! ... So... 'Tis my time to perish then? ... Do not lay blame at my feet for not heeding the warning. ... So be it. I shalt venture to the Fire Tavern. ... Dearest brother? Dost thou wish to partake...?"

“Doth thou wish to damn thyself with a terrible fate?”

Dost thou wish for an unpleasant moment?

Sir sans: a aaaaaaa aaaaaa

Anti-semitism is an old favorite of authoritarians for sure; who today is advocating for Palestine to be "free?" Republicans?

“If you dare to cross over the imaginary line that is before you, you shall have a high chance that a mighty brawl will begin” -Sanseth

Sans the whimsical Here to giveth thyn adventurer a difficult time in this canundrum

Why isn't this called "Midi-eval" style? :D