Fax: *di di di* May: "Ooh, a fax!" Fax: *di di di* "Dear Mr. May ..." May: "Oh, fantastic!" Fax: *di di di* "... Your car ..." May: "Ooh, my car!" Fax: *di di di* "... has been ..." May: "... What? Entered for a Reader's Digest drawer?!" Fax: *di di di* "... stolen!"
I think Top Gear was at its best and most popular state from Season 10 - 22 but haven't watched many episodes before season 4. The Grand Tour is just as enjoyable to watch and I even like new Top Gear with Freddy, Paddy and Chris Harris. My favourite top gear episode is the burma special👌
13:00, years later, Richard broke this rule calling his Opal Cadet from the Africa special, "Oliver" and had it shipped home for his personal collection and showing up in a later BBC documentary he hosted.
And to think of it some more, there was the episode of Top Gear with the big rig trucks that they have "Oliver" behind Hammond's trailer on an incline hill, and he forfeited out of the contest to protect "Oliver" from any accidental damage. Here we are: ruclips.net/video/fqYE_3psXJc/видео.htmlm28s
Rover only got a reputation for being old fashioned in the last couple years. Usually they were very forward thinking and produced very advanced and modern cars. Then Leyland happened.
Squall. A squall is basically a fuck off huge suddenly out of the wild blue piss of nowhere rainy ass storm at sea. Hence "fuuuuuuuuuck!" and Mays subsequently having had enough of it, I suspect.
Some say that he was born from a duck, and that his outward appearance is human, but his laugh is all that’s left of a duck. All we know is, he’s not the Stig, he’s James May.
3:14 I don't want to go to sleep and find out the next morning my Fiesta has turned into a Reliant Robin, or I'm working for EA Sports and I'm married to Jacques Villeneuve I don't want it to change everything.
i had an old car that started its life being called black betty after the ram jam song but as it got on in years it became the land yaht. smooth ride but massive. 73 caprice classic.
A car show that is "naturally aspirated' is not scripted, with all the jokes, crashes, and break downs being planned in advance--and Top Gear fails on all counts.....GARBAGE for idiots...
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“Well look, Darling”
I love how that’s both his name and a sarcastic address
Thats Captain Darling to you!
monty python
Blackadder, actually
@@Tenohekabanzai nonono
The last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later.
Lord flash heart
Fax: *di di di*
May: "Ooh, a fax!"
Fax: *di di di* "Dear Mr. May ..."
May: "Oh, fantastic!"
Fax: *di di di* "... Your car ..."
May: "Ooh, my car!"
Fax: *di di di* "... has been ..."
May: "... What? Entered for a Reader's Digest drawer?!"
Fax: *di di di* "... stolen!"
🤣🤣
😂🤣😂
I want this as a poster
At 9:33 isn't it
@@adamhestia646 nope
"no man names their car." "OLIVER!!!!!!!"
Emma Voltaire shut up
Simeon Tomov oh stop being an winny bitch and just deal with it what’s wrong sad he gets more likes then you
Oliver the Opel.
And no one likes blue hair 🤣🤣
My thought haha
Loved being 8 years old watching this on a sunday night before school, the indestructible toyota pickup was one of my favourites👌
Facts
Havin fish and chips for tea + TG was my sunday night routine as a kid 😎
Yep miss that
August J me too mate!
I think Top Gear was at its best and most popular state from Season 10 - 22 but haven't watched many episodes before season 4. The Grand Tour is just as enjoyable to watch and I even like new Top Gear with Freddy, Paddy and Chris Harris.
My favourite top gear episode is the burma special👌
1:48 Gotta love how James blends in with the couch...
I died. xD
OH MY GOD THAT HAPPENED 😂😂😂😂
I object to the beige.
IT'S BROWN!
Such a 2000s colour
13:00, years later, Richard broke this rule calling his Opal Cadet from the Africa special, "Oliver" and had it shipped home for his personal collection and showing up in a later BBC documentary he hosted.
And to think of it some more, there was the episode of Top Gear with the big rig trucks that they have "Oliver" behind Hammond's trailer on an incline hill, and he forfeited out of the contest to protect "Oliver" from any accidental damage. Here we are: ruclips.net/video/fqYE_3psXJc/видео.htmlm28s
shadowlang404 he also named his Toyota "donkey"
my little donkey
It was the Botswana special not Africa special
Small Moustache Man Ah yes, you are correct, thank you.
Karaoke ratu tanpa voal
This was the prefect show. A car show where you don’t have to like cars to love it.
"They've been making the same car for a 12013 years"
Hes so fucking hilariously dumb
Jeremys impression of the heavy watch is just perfect xD
Haha he's so funny
Simply divine
7:26 them 2 laughing together is great
James and Richard laughing in the rain has gotta be the most beautiful thing ever.
3:51 Clarkson has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever seen
I am amazed at the chemistry they had on camera- no other Top Gear hosts have come close.
7:28 ive never seen hammond have such a genuine laugh lmao
Best era of Top Gear.
best example of the fake scripted bullshit from top gear where all the talk, crashes, and breakdowns are written before they even go on the air..CRAP.
It may be scripted, but they did a damn well good job of making it look natural and unscripted
go watch songs of praise, more your sort of thing
@@chadhaire1711 i don’t care if it was scripted, it looked natural and was brilliantly funny. Unlike what we got on Amazon (which looked fake)
Amazing how a company like Rover was actually ahead of its time @10:05
Rover only got a reputation for being old fashioned in the last couple years. Usually they were very forward thinking and produced very advanced and modern cars. Then Leyland happened.
Not really, Subaru had been doing slightly jacked up, and actually 4x4 saloon, estate and hatchbacks for year prior.
"TICK TOCK!
TIIIIIIIIIIIICK TOOOOOOCK"
They're all soo young here but they're still immature in Grand Tour. I love it!
dude theyre not young
@@vitamins6611 Richard's prolly 30+, Clarkson and May 40+ compared to know
"Is it big and black with jewelry all over it?"
I'd totally fall for a petrolhead MR2 owner lady like that one.
GeekyKaze probably had a auto and she only bought it because it was a convertible and didn’t know what a miata was lol
B.A. Baracus?
My mother
Tbh the name is really good for that car, just works. MR2- Mr-T
Never heard that before. Who would have thought
Three boys and friends having the time of their life.
7:20 was just gold! XD
Squall. A squall is basically a fuck off huge suddenly out of the wild blue piss of nowhere rainy ass storm at sea.
Hence "fuuuuuuuuuck!" and Mays subsequently having had enough of it, I suspect.
Richard named his car.
OLIVER!
In the Africa Special. It was the yellow Opel.
Yes. And I was glad to see that he didn't modify or destroy it. But fell in love with it and brought it back to England with him.
That was a lot of episodes later though
*OLIVEEEER!!!*
James Mays laughter at 7:29
Jim Carrey V2
He sounds like he swallowed a broken squeaky toy 😂😂😂😂
Sounds like a squeaky sea lion
Some say that he was born from a duck, and that his outward appearance is human, but his laugh is all that’s left of a duck. All we know is, he’s not the Stig, he’s James May.
What did he get on his face?
I JUST WANT EGGS! Lmao as an American I can confirm this
Sounds like a waste of money.
@@erronblack308If you're a vegan donut then it's a waste of money
The boys. The 3 musketeers. Legends.
Clarkson complaining about Porsche being inconsistent with the Turbo name is even funnier now with the Taycan Turbo
9:33 the best joke ever. Period.
ehh british humour, funny only for the brits
X’DD I cried dude
I used to have a fax machine lol
The Charles Peugeot at Citroen bit was better. Don't remember the season.
5:02 it sounds like someone just flushed a toilet
The Streetwise crossover was apparently years ahead of its time.
A carrera GT for only 330,000! I’ll take three!
Jamie think! 330'000 £ was much more at that time than today...
sheev one not as much as what they are selling for today.
@@sheevone4359 would be about 700k around now
TheStuntdude12 very incorrect my Porsche dealer has one for £415000 with 29000 miles
Pc Plod That’s a lot of miles for such a type of car
"I JUST WANT EGGS!"
" I'll Show you mine, if you'll show me urs..."
Whenever I feel like my life is pathetic these guys make me laugh 😂
:(
Best show of all time, especially during this era, the 2000's. I miss it...
7:29 that laugh 😂
"What's the name of your car?"
"Miles"
Of course
The only two times I would ever name a car, is if I had an Impala or a Hearse: I would name them Vlad and William, respectively.
0:43 I can watch this all day
James mays laugh sounds like someone dubbed a goose sound over it
Jeremy said, "If we analyze that,..." "So its a car"
Now look darling.. 😂
It’s funny that Rover were 20 years too early with that design. It’s a super popular choice of car now.
7:28 WTF was that man I cracked with that sound 😂
2:55 St. Anger Frantic best vocals wow
The opening clip is one of my favorites ever lmao
May ripping into the steam bicycle bloke, brilliant...
Jeremy dishing out the L before it was a thing.
some say thats where it came from
maybe it did actually
@@vitamins6611 some say he invented the L, all we know is, HE'S CALLED THE CLARKSON
"The clarkson" sounds horrible but theres nothing else to put in
Love seeing these old clips!
TIIIIIIIIKKK TOOOOKKKKK TIKKKTOKKK
XDD
This killed me 😂😂😂
Tik Tok is now in my mind. Get it out
If only he knew...
Jeez stop saying this again I hate it
4:59
"Oh dear" says it all
I'm going to refer to all MR2 drivers now as Graham Norton
0:41 Jeremy predict the take the L dance
*sighs in plant*
The most confusing part of the 911 range was that one with the planes
Oh lord, Jaguar's finally gone and put a diesel into their cars. Next thing you know some yobbo'll be taking it 'round the Nurburgring.
The loser clip in the beginning is always my favorite
Back when 1:27 was a fast time. xD
10:00 those kinds of cars are everywhere now
Jc: "The turbo is a turbo obviously"
Porsche Taycan: hold my beer
I love when Richard says: Brake Horse Paah
TIIIIK TOOOOK TIIIIIIIK TOOOOK
0:02 We'll I'll show u mine, if u show me urs 🤣
10:00 i mean - you gotta admire their marketing 😂😂
It’ll probably go TIK TOK, TIIIIIIK TOK and be very heavy. 😂
Watched it at 5 years old , still watching at 25 years old ,boy o boy😂
1:35 heh. About that... the new one is electric
3:14 I don't want to go to sleep and find out the next morning my Fiesta has turned into a Reliant Robin, or I'm working for EA Sports and I'm married to Jacques Villeneuve I don't want it to change everything.
At the end bit: there Richard Hammond sat peacefully, never thinking in a couple of years he'd have a car he'd call Oliver ;)
oh the memories
We all laughed at the Rover Streetwise and said it was totally pointless at the time, but just look at what types of car people are buying today!!
It’s funny how wrong they were about diesel Jags. That V6 engine that went in the XJ was sublime
Top gear is never gonna be better without these guys
Lmao, i named my old toyota Corolla captain crunch because man did the front of the car crunch in that accident. Handy little thing
I JUST WANT EGGS!
One of the cars my dad owned ended up on an episode Jeremy Clarkson hosted. The one before top gear.
"one of the cars" there's literally hundreds of them been on the show..
Hammond and May in the rain is the best, haha. "FUUUUUUUUCK"
Love funny moments
i had an old car that started its life being called black betty after the ram jam song but as it got on in years it became the land yaht. smooth ride but massive. 73 caprice classic.
I have a Toyota pickup that I call Black Betty, because it's black. I have called it Black Beauty, but it's not beautiful any more.
Hey my grandad had his lawnmower stolen and never recalled getting an email from NASA 9:23
I will always laugh Just always funny 😂
*Naturally aspirated
KoopaXross normally, he used correct English given the context Jeremy gave. Learn more English.
A car show that is "naturally aspirated' is not scripted, with all the jokes, crashes, and break downs being planned in advance--and Top Gear fails on all counts.....GARBAGE for idiots...
World politics is scripted but you still tune into it.
BOLDBOY: you are 99% right about politics but there is NOTHING scripted about Donald Trump......the only one with any sense....
You can say either, both quite correct.
How prophetic about the racket the ford diesel in a Jag made; whereas the V6 :D
I own a Nissan 350Z and 02:54 cracked me up!
The Rover Streetwise was ahead of its time
This is funny and brilliant.
That blonde bird at the end !!! Wow !!!!
She likes 'em big & black & covered in jewelry
1:52 I understand completely the 911 range. In fact, I think that the GT2 (at that time, of course) is a mix between the Turbo and the GT3
Lol, love the comments on diesel since now no diesel in the UK.
fukthegoog I’m sure you mean a Lorry.
He made an valid point comparing the 911 line to ordering eggs here in the US.
I love these guys!!
Top gear: And here's the Porsche Carrera GT.
Paul Walker: SOLD!
I wouldn’t name my car miles because someone will ask “how many miles have it done?”
OnRoader mind blowing!
Proof that when Jeremy Clarkson is not being a funny asshole sometimes he can be genuinely funny :D
7:29
May sounds like a duck 🤣🤣🤣
Old Jeremy was class
Funny how slow these cars were in the beginning
It should go like *TICK TOCK! TIIIIIIIIIIICK TOOOCK!*
2:32 back when they put v10's in cars ._.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
That lady with the MR2 toyata ❤️