@@crosstian look on youtube for the 90's stuff, tiff needell era top gear when it was much more a CAR show than the entertainment/celebs and sports cars stuff. there was a blond woman and mike something was the used car market specialist, Vicki and tiff both worked on top gear, hell most of the guys that later became 5th gear did. it died because Tiff was a twat with someones supercar and wrote it off and insurance refused to payout becuse he ignored the owners instructions if I remember rightly.
Just incase you didn't know where that came from: ruclips.net/video/oSZLGAuJTLQ/видео.html (Harry Enfield and chums [Paul Whitehouse doing the speaking])
James is the only one I watch this for. The other two started off aknowledging it was a consumer programme but were eventually written into more flamboyant and pretentious characters (don't get me wrong, it works) but they kept James as James and I love him.
It wasn't Captain Cook, he was only the one who made a fuss about it. Same as Australia, if a country had nothing to offer The Dutch pretty much didn't care about it. The Dutch ruled the waves, The Brits only had a bigger Navy, as you would expect with a larger population. The Brits stole everything the Dutch had stolen :P But yeah, 'Brittania rules the waves' sure kid. The Dutch were the Frontier, Brittania followed, pretty much everywhere. 'But be happy with The Falklands, what a claim, spectacular!' Said no one on earth.
That Dutch bike thing looks awesome, & as an Australian you'd have to be up your tree to miss the place, it gets you thinking about an alternate history & it doesn't look so bad.
How much would you love to thrash a bowler round a quarry like Richard does at the start. It would make you feel like a king Also the xjr is the most old school British gangster looking car of them all
www.hemmings.com/blog/2015/01/03/hemmings-find-of-the-day-1966-jaguar-mk10-sedan/ That is a proper gangster car. In fact the Kray twins drove them, and the Krays were EXTREMELY dangerous gangsters. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins
3:23. It's funny that they tried a Dutch accent, but at the end it sounded more German than Dutch (I'm Dutch myself and our accent is very hard to do in english)
9:32 I’ve died! Top gear have been so funny they have killed me, meaning I am the first person to be murdered by an undersized gorilla in an ill-fitting suit jacket
i wish there was somewhere i could watch all the old stuff, amazon prime only goes back to season 6, and all the ones on youtube are high pitched or changed for copyright! DAMN IT!!!!
Pilote - Turtle (Bonobo Mix) Took me a second. Knew I recognized it. May not be precisely the mix but for anyone else that this annoys not recognizing, here ya go.
WOW! How small the audience was. I was on a 5yr waiting list to go and watch them and never got the chance. when they "Left" i asked for my name to be removerd.
I think it's a little bit ironic that the guys at Top Gear make fun of motorcycles yet make jokes about how their best ever driving experience was from what is basically a motorcycle doing things only motorcycles can do like get literally sideways.
I have a friend who described this show as "Three middle aged men having an extended mid life crisis. How else do u explain the need to berate other people on what cars to drive." Its probably true, doesn't mean the show's not funny
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You can’t, even for a second, say that James wasn’t a brilliant addition to this show!
No one could’ve worked better
He was on the old top gear occasionally as well.
@@jediknight1294 really? Source?
@@crosstian look on youtube for the 90's stuff, tiff needell era top gear when it was much more a CAR show than the entertainment/celebs and sports cars stuff. there was a blond woman and mike something was the used car market specialist, Vicki and tiff both worked on top gear, hell most of the guys that later became 5th gear did. it died because Tiff was a twat with someones supercar and wrote it off and insurance refused to payout becuse he ignored the owners instructions if I remember rightly.
Agreed good Sir
Hammond "IAM a driving god"..
Karma"hold my beer"
umair humayun fuck, i get this
He survives every crash. He must be a god.
I think you spelt karma wrong let me help you.
It's spelt rimac
"You don't need a helmet to drive one"
"No no my wife drove it"
"Well there you go"
Most underrated joke on Top Gear
Just clocked 😂
And the way he casually looks at the camera haha starts @ 1:40
Took me a minute but I finally got it
Please explain..!
Sebastian Bjørnestad Helmet in British = tip of penis
"He ish my partner and also my lover" XDDD
Just incase you didn't know where that came from: ruclips.net/video/oSZLGAuJTLQ/видео.html (Harry Enfield and chums [Paul Whitehouse doing the speaking])
paul whitehouse is the man!
Alsho*
If he'd said that about May I'd believe it.
Even though James seems boring, he is actually really funny.
Yes he seems boring,kind and quiet and suddenly he says things that makes you die of laughing 😂😂
James is the only one I watch this for. The other two started off aknowledging it was a consumer programme but were eventually written into more flamboyant and pretentious characters (don't get me wrong, it works) but they kept James as James and I love him.
@@tomfisher3779 yeah the more you watch top gear the more you'll grow into loving James may.
The Most Entertainingly Boring Man Ever, James May
I love how straight laced he is and than he drops the Classic one liners.
Richard: I am a driving godd
Rimac: That doesn't sound right
3:33 when that one homie in the squad who's been roasted finnaly comes back on em
Alex Carrasco i done the same to my brother and his buddy 2 months ago , nothing to do with cars but their strange behaviors at home
Huh?
l i m p w r i s t e d *t w a d d l e*
Hammond: I AM A DRIVING GOD!
Also Hammond: has the highest amount of crashes and serious injuries out of these three stooges by FAR
5:37 the fact he couldnt get into the show room csuse of Clarkson made me laugh more than "you git"
Would you let someone who knows Clarkson in your showroom? Didn’t think so
Jeremy copied "I am a driving god" in another season 😂
that is so cool but nobody cares
@@lukemccartney7756 dont kill him☹
Luke McCartney u drive a gold u ugly prick
Luke McCartney that’s so cool but nobody cares about your opinion
Hammond: I am a driving God!
Rimac and Vampire Jetcar: We're about to end this man's whole career.
I love it when James roasts the other two!
Jezza ‘s Dutch sounds like Sean Connery
He’s also wrong about who discovered New Zealand
It wasn't Captain Cook, he was only the one who made a fuss about it. Same as Australia, if a country had nothing to offer The Dutch pretty much didn't care about it. The Dutch ruled the waves, The Brits only had a bigger Navy, as you would expect with a larger population. The Brits stole everything the Dutch had stolen :P But yeah, 'Brittania rules the waves' sure kid. The Dutch were the Frontier, Brittania followed, pretty much everywhere. 'But be happy with The Falklands, what a claim, spectacular!' Said no one on earth.
ICYMI:
Richard: You don't need a helmet to drive it
Jeremy: Yeah I know, my wife drove it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Iain Felipe lol
Iain Felipe Jeremy likes to change the subject does he
Iain Feli
Åå
@@hybridAbsol obviously you don't understand "helmet"....
That Dutch bike thing looks awesome, & as an Australian you'd have to be up your tree to miss the place, it gets you thinking about an alternate history & it doesn't look so bad.
how to get more power on a V10 engine
James: put a mahogany crankshaft
James: 8:32
Elon Musk: 2019 I’m about to better this mans entire world
3:23 always cracks me up
3 Fifth Gear fanboys unliked this video
Lol
I honestly don't see the appeal of that show. I tried giving it a shot and was bored halfway through iy
How much would you love to thrash a bowler round a quarry like Richard does at the start. It would make you feel like a king
Also the xjr is the most old school British gangster looking car of them all
www.hemmings.com/blog/2015/01/03/hemmings-find-of-the-day-1966-jaguar-mk10-sedan/
That is a proper gangster car. In fact the Kray twins drove them, and the Krays were EXTREMELY dangerous gangsters.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins
6:56 “it’s that sense of WOOOOOOOOooooooo
what’s gonna happen next?”
1:11 to 1:18
Proof Australia dosen't exist
What is Australia?
I love old Top Gear reruns! Thanks.
BBC Prime........ little did they know at that time that 15 years later, they will be on Amazon Prime :D
Hey, I'm from Tasmania!
Shoutouts to the homie Abel
TasShuffler - ayyyyyy Same, where abouts mate?
ayyy mt where U live
I’m up in Canberra and I feel a bit left out
Joe Bird Burnie way ;) Up north
Due to less pollution you can see earth from australia
And this is really good fun 😂
that Jag looked like it had a Mazda RX-3 grille.
BoostAddict looks dreadful
BoostAddict looks nothing like it- hand made in the uk
Looks like the grandmother of a Zenvo St1
I want one of those Dutch doobie trikes
This was the best show ever.
"don't put the wood on the car"
said the James May who then proceeded to do just that numerous times
I am a dog-walking GOD
7:01 that face always gets me
3:23. It's funny that they tried a Dutch accent, but at the end it sounded more German than Dutch
(I'm Dutch myself and our accent is very hard to do in english)
lool that dutch part lmao
I AM A DRIVING GOD!
8:48
Holy crap they’ve built a boat!
🤣🤣🤣
This is the top gear 👍
Subbed and liked. xD
1:43 Woody Harrelson in a crop top and a skirt
Jesus Christ you're right
Jeremy: "Perodua Kelisa"
Woman:
👁👄👁
😂😂😂
5:04 Mahogany crankshaft 😂😂😂
That car at the end made Clarkson look like Noddy!
Great show
the car with a wood on it was a laugh and so the e-motion
He’s right we need to Invent another concord
3:33 brutal roasts even lamar couldn't handle
I am a driving god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am so sad that the Carver one trike never went into production I hope one day someone brings it back and it goes into production
www.carver.earth/ Apparently they are making a comeback...
Always was a fan of the size of the audience in season 2, then seeing it in season 22.
Wow jeremy is young quite surprised
9:32
I’ve died! Top gear have been so funny they have killed me, meaning I am the first person to be murdered by an undersized gorilla in an ill-fitting suit jacket
i wish there was somewhere i could watch all the old stuff, amazon prime only goes back to season 6, and all the ones on youtube are high pitched or changed for copyright! DAMN IT!!!!
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ThePirateBay.org
God I miss you 3
I am a driving god!! 4 years later crashes a car that only goes in a straight line😂
Driving God
Is this after his accident or before?
Ally Bamma This is series 2 - accident was between series 8 & 9
Which one? 😂
I am a driving god!
I am a dog walking god!
Does someone know the name of the song in the background when Jeremy was driving that truck?
Bro Clarkson has told the future Hammond said during his day off thing that he is a dog walking god
Richard looks like a baaaabyyy
I miss the early seasons of top gear with Jeremy, James and Hammond.
They're the best.
it's a rover; sell it before it's over
Tasmania is Australia!
Look at the early days hardy no audience but then the studio would full as the series progressed
Been looking for the moment at 3:30 for ages! Their accents make me chuckle. What car/tricycle is that?
Philip Bunney vandenbrink carver
IKEA Body Kit @ 8:08
6:40 what is this beat from? It's so familiar but I can't come up with it.
Pilote - Turtle (Bonobo Mix)
Took me a second. Knew I recognized it. May not be precisely the mix but for anyone else that this annoys not recognizing, here ya go.
anyone know what song plays in the background when clarkson drives that garbage truck ? 6:48
It's a Skip Lorry
Now Electric cars and Hybrids are everywhere
10:23
Poor kid. He forgot the hairstyle was already deemed outdated 6 months earlier.
So apparently all Dutch people sound like Sean Connery. Hahaha
9:43 eating the post-mistress ? Uhuh
Last First hue hue
It's a reference to Hannibal the cannibal having a Jag. Sorry - Jaaaaaaag.
WOW! How small the audience was. I was on a 5yr waiting list to go and watch them and never got the chance. when they "Left" i asked for my name to be removerd.
DOG = GOD
Want to go back.. Back to the base.. Or the church, we miss the church..
Not true Jeremy . Able Tasman did map most of the southern 1/2 of the Australian coast line . He named it NewHolland !
That was simultaneously the worst Abel Tasman impersonation AND the worst Sean Connery impersonation
James look young
0:46 three wheeler
1:38 A guy dressed as a girl.
mcmechosoudek that’s so meaaan
Its Woody Harrelson..
Is that Jeremy's mother @6:35 . Anybody noticed ?
6:38 can someone tell me what's the music in it?
Did the test the little motorcycle/car?
Clarkson was born old
What is that? 1:42-1:46... why the awkwardness
Ah...early 2000s...
A long shot but does anyone know the song which starts at 6:45?
Edward Larner use Shazam
They really need to practise their dutch accent :D The 'G' needs to sound as a saw.
What is the name of that tricycle thingy?
It's made by a company called "Carver" and the model is "One".
I think it's a little bit ironic that the guys at Top Gear make fun of motorcycles yet make jokes about how their best ever driving experience was from what is basically a motorcycle doing things only motorcycles can do like get literally sideways.
What's the name of that motorbike like car please? I can never remember the name
Carver.
DaChazSterTV Thanks mate
Or eating the post mistress
I have a friend who described this show as "Three middle aged men having an extended mid life crisis. How else do u explain the need to berate other people on what cars to drive." Its probably true, doesn't mean the show's not funny
Da bike looks like a McLaren from da sides
xiao da fuck?
First scene, Genesis, I Can't Dance reference?
James May started out as the boring one. By time there tg days ended I think he was the funniest
I AM A DRIVING GOD!!!!!!!!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
Any other Tasmanians watching this? 🙂
Anyone know what the name of that yellow, three wheeled car is?
Carver
Probably Jeff or John
@@hydrochloricacid2146 my type of humour 😂
Shame bbc childish won't release series 21 and 22 on uk. Dvd out of spite
Post mistress and Hammond
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