Top Gear Funny Compilation #4 | Best moments of Season 3 part #2

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

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  • @egeerdem8272
    @egeerdem8272 5 лет назад +449

    5:44 that girl was so cute even clarkson gave up on hating 911

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 4 года назад +40

      She's probably about 45 now xD

    • @tahanaveed1852
      @tahanaveed1852 4 года назад +11

      @@lukerogers151 would still go

    • @Mich_-mu7fz
      @Mich_-mu7fz 4 года назад +6

      Right now I'm trying to find cute girls in the Top Gear audience.

    • @svenw8439
      @svenw8439 3 года назад +8

      “Can whe moveeoo on”

    • @SunnyIntervalsORG
      @SunnyIntervalsORG 3 года назад +1

      She's very pretty, so why turn up in such an unflattering tracksuit?

  • @donramax4409
    @donramax4409 7 лет назад +1353

    My new favorite quote “It's a rover, the engine won't turn over.”

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 лет назад +5

      Donramax all Rover cars are rubbish 😂

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, but is it a Red Rover?

    • @ravanalevi8315
      @ravanalevi8315 5 лет назад +27

      No.. best line is " it's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat" 😂😂😂lol

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад

      @@ravanalevi8315 My favorite is "It's an adventure on wheels!" ~Jane Lane

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 лет назад +1

      Driven by someone slightly older.

  • @NobodyQuiteLikeMe
    @NobodyQuiteLikeMe 6 лет назад +1007

    Been towed so many times it thinks its a boat. Freaking brilliant.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 лет назад +10

      Apollyon theres a reason why Rovers are gone 😂😂😂😂

    • @donniehooker1817
      @donniehooker1817 4 года назад

      Who is that guy?

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 4 года назад

      @@donniehooker1817 Rich Hall

    • @lordhood117
      @lordhood117 4 года назад +5

      That’s not a romantic car song! That’s a diss track! 🤣

  • @HeXforever
    @HeXforever 4 года назад +76

    When clarkson puts the 911 gt3 in sub zero after the woman says "you'd make the second date" one of my all time favs haha

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 6 лет назад +271

    That Rover song had me dying! XD

  • @branting2
    @branting2 7 лет назад +258

    ''And we certainly can't afford to refill it due to the unique way the BBC is funded''
    That's my favorite so far. XD

    • @Mathemusician97
      @Mathemusician97 6 лет назад +1

      Johan Branting which episode is that from? I can't seem to find it.

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 6 лет назад +3

      Tristin Solorzano - It's season 3, episode 4. It's the episode where they pay a big tribute to Lamborghini.

    • @Mathemusician97
      @Mathemusician97 6 лет назад +1

      Nicolas Mårtensson thank you!

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 6 лет назад

      Tristin Solorzano - You're welcome!

    • @A.IPicks
      @A.IPicks 5 лет назад

      As I started reading that, it came on 😂

  • @charlieholmes4734
    @charlieholmes4734 5 лет назад +408

    That girl was blushing super hard talking about a date with jeremy she's like you would make the second date boy getting some haha

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 4 года назад +70

      Jeremy's response and sudden about turn was even funnier as even he had not expected it.

    • @danielhone5084
      @danielhone5084 3 года назад +9

      She was lowkey saying that it was unfortunate about it having scaffolding in the back 😏😂

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi 7 лет назад +452

    5:40 *Instantly Sub Zero* XD oh that was brilliant

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 7 лет назад +5

      Fuck, she's as toey as a Roman sandle!

    • @MrAnas1987
      @MrAnas1987 7 лет назад +4

      what does se say at 5:45 and he puts it on sub zero

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 7 лет назад +30

      MorningGlory She said "you'd make the second date."

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 лет назад +10

      Most girls have no standards in choosing cars , they see every sports car is cool when most arent

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 6 лет назад +5

      Charlotte Dunois
      I am going to show this to my gf and see if she likes that car. She has pretty good taste so if she says it’s uncool you know Jeremy is full of it.

  • @cix8836
    @cix8836 4 года назад +57

    "How interesting that the girls are wrong and the blokes have got it right"
    Classic Clarkson

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 4 года назад

      Acxia are you the offspring of Mr. Bean?

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 2 года назад +4

      And then one of the girls said he'd make the second date if he explained it to her, his tune definitely changed

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 6 лет назад +354

    it's a *r o v e r*

  • @minitrundle
    @minitrundle 4 года назад +24

    "Its got a single paint coat, its been towed so many times it thinks its a boat!" So funny yet so true hahaha

  • @logoffkid3613
    @logoffkid3613 5 лет назад +26

    My fav quote "Rover... YEAH."

  • @mechamax7919
    @mechamax7919 5 лет назад +29

    "been towed so many times it thinks its a boat" XD *dies laughing*

    • @sevenam9609
      @sevenam9609 5 лет назад

      Killed me 😂

    • @Mich_-mu7fz
      @Mich_-mu7fz 4 года назад

      Who was that person TG invited who made the Rover poem?

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 лет назад +26

    It's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ricardorusso1462
    @ricardorusso1462 5 лет назад +116

    5:40 How on earth did they manage to find the only girl in the world who thinks that scaffolding in the back of a car is cool?? Had to be on top gear xD

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +28

      Well, she's a car girl. She doesn't see the scaffolding, she sees the cornering potential that gives you

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад +21

      @Mike R. You know car girls exist, right?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад +17

      @Mike R. The most fame she's going to get from this is a friend or boyfriend watching this episode and saying "Hey, is that you?" No one knows who she is

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад +15

      @Mike R. She didn't say that, she said she likes the roll cage. She'd probably like it just as much if it was in a track built Honda Civic. You clearly are not a car enthusiast, because then you'd know that car enthusiasts see roll cages, wings, etc, as a visible representation of performance, and I shouldn't need to explain why we like that

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 3 года назад +1

      @Mike R. ah the bitter old virgin in RUclips comments strikes again 😂

  • @jussi8247
    @jussi8247 5 лет назад +70

    "Ferrari owner" looks like Little Britain Daffyd.

    • @DestroyerWill
      @DestroyerWill 5 лет назад +4

      Jussi82 it’s terrible being the only Ferrari owner in the village 😂

  • @MrTomek1112
    @MrTomek1112 5 лет назад +62

    That rover song is soooo goood omg hahahhaha

  • @alexpaumen3937
    @alexpaumen3937 5 лет назад +124

    5:29 She’s a rare woman.

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O 4 года назад +20

      * 6:43 She's a rare womyn

  • @zzebowa
    @zzebowa 7 лет назад +238

    That MR2 hasnt got exhaust pipes, those are jet turbine engines made from turbo chargers. Its actually pretty neat.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 лет назад +6

      zzebowa hate to be following it

    • @hallquiche
      @hallquiche 6 лет назад +3

      No it isn’t.

    • @budditbuddit1555
      @budditbuddit1555 5 лет назад +2

      I think most people know that that watch this channel

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +2

      The sound of that thing going down the road. It would have to be quite literally a "Screamer."

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 лет назад +1

      No it's really not lmao

  • @lloydaxton8965
    @lloydaxton8965 5 лет назад +26

    6:43 the face you make when a supercharged V8 goes by..

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill 5 лет назад +14

    I loved these early days of top gear

  • @simonayers8033
    @simonayers8033 6 лет назад +40

    7:35 Funniest thing I’ve heard today

  • @harrymorris2361
    @harrymorris2361 2 года назад +5

    6:50 to put that into comparison the LM200 was £220 to fill up in 2003/4… it’s about £550 in todays money.

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190
    @squarebodycasewademckenney6190 2 года назад +2

    5:40 I want that girl.... a true car girl and a hero for us car guys

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 5 лет назад +6

    To be fair, I think that Clarkson could have quoted random stuff from a physics text book and she would have found it really interesting. Would've been hanging off every word!

  • @MysteriousDrJ
    @MysteriousDrJ 5 лет назад +5

    Can hear Jeremy laughing with the camera man on the lambo 4x4 lap.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 года назад +1

    The Rover bit was more of a diss track than a love song

  • @luke-4377
    @luke-4377 3 года назад +3

    The car at 1:00 actually was jet powered. I built a combustion turbine out of a turbo for my senior project

  • @tomlowe8563
    @tomlowe8563 6 лет назад +25

    Well if that's not spot on about rovers then I don't know what is!!!!!

  • @floridagolf2010
    @floridagolf2010 6 лет назад +17

    It’s a rover 😂

  • @Snooopz
    @Snooopz Год назад

    3:07 I hate to admit it but it happened to me yesterday driving 5 series and now I'm here listening and it's so right lmao

  • @danielkerekes9053
    @danielkerekes9053 4 года назад +2

    Rover guy got me

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 5 лет назад +19

    5:46 I hope I meet a girl like that.

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 4 года назад +1

    Best years of Top gear

  • @solarash9299
    @solarash9299 4 года назад +2

    08:33 i thought the next line would be "and now i become death, deystroyer of worlds"

  • @007batman8
    @007batman8 6 лет назад +26

    It thinks its a boat omg😂😂 what episode season was that??

  • @thedfighters3355
    @thedfighters3355 5 лет назад +8

    Why dont you upload anymore, your editing skill and sense of humor is brilliant!

  • @shadowblade2149
    @shadowblade2149 5 лет назад +9

    Hammond looks 10 years old

  • @somebodysomeone832
    @somebodysomeone832 5 лет назад +2

    That’s 3 jet engines on that MR2

  • @baguette2816
    @baguette2816 5 лет назад +2

    “Its a rover. Yea”

  • @henryhahn9741
    @henryhahn9741 4 года назад +6

    1:12 my gf on Valentine’s Day

  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 5 лет назад +2

    I bet the MR2 was owned by the guy who said he had a Ferrari

  • @absmiz9899
    @absmiz9899 2 года назад +1

    7:40 dude looks like moe syzlak from the simpsons

  • @yuriiguz8742
    @yuriiguz8742 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣 you guys are best

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +3

    I just have to wonder what sort of exhaust manifold you need, to get 9 tailpipes out of a 4 cylinder engine? Even if it were a 16 valve engine (I sincerely doubt it is, but it's admittedly highly modified) why not 8? That would make more sense.

  • @NocnaGlizda
    @NocnaGlizda 6 лет назад +13

    Poor BMW M3

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 4 года назад +1

    Jeez, I miss this show.

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert 5 лет назад +3

    5:45 the women have spoken....

  • @orcofnbu
    @orcofnbu 5 лет назад +1

    rover poem is perfect

  • @sujpuj
    @sujpuj 4 года назад +1

    Funny how the bmw m3 csl is cool now! And expensive

  • @charliep4680
    @charliep4680 5 лет назад +2

    The first car is the pre preproduction Bugatti divo

  • @steakanemon29
    @steakanemon29 7 месяцев назад

    2:47 That physically hurt me

  • @Motorsheep
    @Motorsheep 5 лет назад +3

    There was most certainly something else going on with that MR2. Does anyone know anything?

  • @dopefish250
    @dopefish250 4 года назад +1

    is that guy who said he had the ferrari at 3:40 james corden?

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott Год назад

    I'll top that! Hold my bear!

  • @klimee4699
    @klimee4699 4 года назад +5

    M3 csl uncool lol he was so wrong for the mclaren f1 then csl

  • @legorowe
    @legorowe 4 года назад +1

    7:52 Rover song

  • @Account1746
    @Account1746 3 года назад

    Jezzas laughing stopped the song early

  • @ll.lawson5828
    @ll.lawson5828 Год назад

    4:57 quint from jaws lol

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 лет назад +2

    4' which is about all Mr beard has that is

  • @TheDrewbomd1
    @TheDrewbomd1 5 лет назад +2

    7:28 his mouth doesn't look likes it moving move

  • @PHILIPWATSON82
    @PHILIPWATSON82 5 лет назад +2

    Can we mooooooooooove ooooooonnnnnn

  • @alunchurcher7060
    @alunchurcher7060 5 лет назад +15

    the bbc is well funded but to much money is creamed off the top by the executives excessive salaries and bonuses. there is also way to many of them.

  • @leom.8540
    @leom.8540 3 года назад

    5:44 I am in love.

  • @mrhpijl
    @mrhpijl 6 лет назад +1

    Top Gear's best times

  • @terrier_productions
    @terrier_productions 5 лет назад

    Well done on 5K

  • @052ric4
    @052ric4 4 года назад

    Vw passat 78th for reliability.... see more of them knocking about now than i did back then😂 i dont think they know how to stop those PD engines

  • @ragnaroki9427
    @ragnaroki9427 4 года назад

    Its fun that nobody does same vids about new top gear xdd

  • @ghaisali5003
    @ghaisali5003 4 года назад

    1:12 thats his chimney

  • @MangosArtClub
    @MangosArtClub 7 лет назад +25

    Lol they were so wrong about the m3 csl, most expensive m3 you can buy today XD

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis 7 лет назад +19

      That's not what the cool wall represents.

    • @MangosArtClub
      @MangosArtClub 7 лет назад +5

      My point is not that it's cool because it's now even more expensive than it was new. I'm saying if it was uncool in the car community, I don't think it would appreciate in value like it has. There's a difference.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 лет назад

      Most expensive M3 is the E30 especially the Evo 2

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 лет назад

      The fact that some losers want to buy an old BMW means it's seriously uncool.

    • @w4397
      @w4397 6 лет назад

      Sup ra the problem is Jeremy own one of those, one of the M3 csl

  • @countryboy689
    @countryboy689 4 года назад

    It’s a rover, it’s probably been rolled over

  • @RGARDL
    @RGARDL 5 лет назад +3

    04:41 get a mk1 or a mk2 golf ;)

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 4 года назад

    My parents have owned a 2004 Volkswagen Jetta wagon, a 1986 Volkswagen Golf, and two Volkswagen Passat wagons. They are all very reliable, but not really.

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 4 года назад

    911 gt3 is one of my faveourite cars! Not the way it looks, id admit its not the best but drives like no other

    • @vannisettineri555
      @vannisettineri555 4 года назад

      I think they have a point about having to explain the arro and the scaffolding like the csl

  • @unexceptionalcars914
    @unexceptionalcars914 5 лет назад +3

    You can’t get a 1992 Rover 25

  • @thatslowskoda4984
    @thatslowskoda4984 4 года назад

    The guy with the beard and the subie should of said no 4 inches doesn’t impress them when he asked if he gets girls 😂😂

  • @cheynedarcysfishing6914
    @cheynedarcysfishing6914 5 лет назад +1

    Each!!!! Look at the price of Bugatti tyres

  • @m1co294
    @m1co294 4 года назад

    I got a 1998 Toyota Kijang/Revo SUV
    Its still kicking, but if i walk up to Jeremy Clarkson and tell him that, he'll put it on the uncool section cause it wants to straight up burn us

  • @ronan8834
    @ronan8834 4 года назад

    Havin a passat mysel in 2020 and its still goin like new even after mapping and hybrid its still takin it b5.5 reliable as day it was made

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 6 лет назад +4

    What was the car at 6:02 with the huge fuel tank?

  • @NovaCaine2489
    @NovaCaine2489 2 года назад

    That dude that Jeremy touched bragged about that for fucking months I can tell you that much

  • @jazz7791
    @jazz7791 5 лет назад +1

    It's a rover.

  • @drphil9756
    @drphil9756 4 года назад

    In the first clip why does jeremys jacket look like it was stolen from keanu reeves matrix wardrobe

  • @SethiozProject
    @SethiozProject Год назад

    i dunno how they can make fun of mercedes not being reliable ... but then again, what would they know? not like they drive old cheap cars and being on budget, they get paid more than average person, so they drive new cars.
    i've had to struggle with older used cars my entire life and i can say that mercedes is one of the most reliable .. unless they're whining about wipers or light switches breaking, i'm talking reliable as it wont leave you on side of the road.
    i'd put ford, bmw and mercedes in top 5 for sure, but mostly older ones, like 80s and 90s models, maybe early 2000s aswell. ones that didn't fully rely on electrics.

  • @Fritz___
    @Fritz___ 4 года назад

    What episode has the Subaru Outback in the studio?

  • @boilerhousegarage
    @boilerhousegarage 4 года назад

    How do they not know that MR2 has rocket motors?

  • @BeamBinge
    @BeamBinge 3 года назад

    0:47 those are jets

  • @GoatSimpulator
    @GoatSimpulator 4 года назад

    5:29 *Wish I knew that girl lol*

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter 3 года назад

    Jeremy Clarkson, the Alpha Romeo fanboy talking shit about an Alpha
    Romeo is proof of the saying that the opposite of love isn't hate but instead indifference.

  • @marcussusnjara2050
    @marcussusnjara2050 4 года назад

    3:07 🤣

  • @josephSE18
    @josephSE18 3 года назад

    lol the unique way the BBC is funded

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @josephSE18
      @josephSE18 3 года назад

      @@K_ingh16 You have to pay the BBC a yearly licence to watch any tv- including other channels- in the UK, and if you dont pay it, they send bailiffs to your house and bully you.

  • @bomberex7809
    @bomberex7809 4 года назад +1

    Back when the M3 was uncool

  • @weever98
    @weever98 4 года назад

    Gearshift aggression stategy

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 года назад

    0:13 is that a cat statue in the lower right of the screen?,

  • @limeddasch382
    @limeddasch382 6 лет назад +5

    No the reason why the 911 is uncool is every owner is a businessman.

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 лет назад +2

      Or a guy in his mid 40s having a midlife crisis

  • @lladerat
    @lladerat 4 года назад

    We used to make jokes about VW Passat, in russian and ukrainian 'passat' is a slang term for 'to take a piss'. You can imagine how many times we have been giggling at it... The best car to drive you to a public toilet.
    So it's the day of my driving test , im all nervous and gettting ready and all of a sudden i see a fucking VW Passat driving out from a corner of a building with a policeman and instructor in it...

  • @harrynelson9203
    @harrynelson9203 3 года назад

    Look at that for a face 😲

  • @nathanbennett9660
    @nathanbennett9660 4 года назад

    All 9-11s are uncool can't argue with that

  • @BigDaddy12212
    @BigDaddy12212 7 лет назад +21

    Pause at 6:43 lol

  • @MaynardJamesKeenan09
    @MaynardJamesKeenan09 5 лет назад +6

    Guy ferrai got all butthurt about his credibility on his Ferrari

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 лет назад

      (he doesn't own a Ferrari)