The Grand Tour Season 3 Funny Moments

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  • @dtmhncot1196
    @dtmhncot1196  4 года назад +674

    Season 2 Funny Moments: ruclips.net/video/EPy0q0hqSxI/видео.html
    Season 1 Funny Moments: ruclips.net/video/OR7Xn6o-kGk/видео.html

    • @dwevin
      @dwevin 4 года назад +13

      hi

    • @skandiii6868
      @skandiii6868 3 года назад +4

      P

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад +2

      The stalin's house bit is so goddamn funny hahaha
      And "Nigel mansell" Stalin head hahahah
      It's the funniest ww2 comedy bit I've seen besides RLMs review of new trek talking about the Russians curbstomping the nazis as they threw little boys at em

    • @HERACULUS-yk7zn
      @HERACULUS-yk7zn 3 года назад +1

      Φ ruclips.net/video/WxYH5CXbpYA/видео.html

    • @kitsune7047
      @kitsune7047 3 года назад +1

      0

  • @arthurdavie6508
    @arthurdavie6508 4 года назад +18252

    i find it amazing how jeremy and james aged whilst hammond became italian

    • @Jan-mu6vs
      @Jan-mu6vs 3 года назад +1593

      And just like an Italian claims not to know about hair dye

    • @netherrack58
      @netherrack58 3 года назад +362

      Can confirm, I'm Italian

    • @victorvandillen5297
      @victorvandillen5297 3 года назад +616

      Hammond is the only non smoker 🤔🤣🤣🤣

    • @sj6127
      @sj6127 3 года назад +20

      Funny guy 👦

    • @mattfaulk8724
      @mattfaulk8724 3 года назад +12

      LMAO #facts

  • @kob6912
    @kob6912 3 года назад +10446

    "You buy food, you don't grow it. That's a farmer's job"
    -Jeremy Clarkson, who lives on a farm

    • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
      @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 года назад +475

      And has a farm shop where he sells food grown on said farm

    • @nasseral785
      @nasseral785 3 года назад +105

      But he's not in a city

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 3 года назад +80

      He is sometimes a bit daft. With bit being in very thick air quotes.

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 года назад +28

      And destroyed a farm
      Cough cough Farmkana cough cough

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 3 года назад +84

      Only reinforces his point though, he wanted to grow food and instead of start an allotment he became an actual farmer :P

  • @ianbartlett9266
    @ianbartlett9266 4 года назад +6424

    The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @samyeomans6710
      @samyeomans6710 4 года назад +185

      Correct! I saw 1 new episode and decided not to watch any more

    • @ianbartlett9266
      @ianbartlett9266 4 года назад +279

      @@samyeomans6710 I think when you get that illusive chemistry like these three clowns its practically impossible to mimic,no disrespect to Paddy and the boys but theyre just trying too hard.

    • @vusisizwesibisi1780
      @vusisizwesibisi1780 4 года назад +76

      We should strike and all stop watching the new top gear in the hopes that the views will get so low that BBC begs these Meisters to come back and then we all start watching it again

    • @MrNewVegas101
      @MrNewVegas101 4 года назад +32

      I'm sure I'll get Crucified for saying this but I Like The new Top Gear cast and I'm still Loving the OG cast in The GT so it's a win win for me 😁👌

    • @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz
      @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz 4 года назад +5

      The new top gear has been very very good...spoke to a few people who had stopped watching it since these 3 left and now they are back on it....

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 2 года назад +525

    Over the years…Jeremy has become a stomach with legs, James turned into a handsome Lesbian and Richard has morphed into Al Pachino.
    What genius show. My favorite of all time across all genres.

    • @SimsandThings
      @SimsandThings 4 месяца назад +24

      You're analysis of Jezz, Dick, and Jim's aging has me in stitchs!!

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 года назад +3588

    Clarkson: "Don't grow vegetables, that's a farmer's job"
    Also Clarkson: owns a farm and made a show on Amazon farming it

    • @korumann
      @korumann 3 года назад +80

      Still doesn't change his point, keep farming in farms

    • @freanco7367
      @freanco7367 3 года назад +9

      well he is

    • @paladinsmith7050
      @paladinsmith7050 3 года назад +89

      @@korumann Growing food at home is one of the smartest things someone can do with the current state of the world.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 года назад

      @@paladinsmith7050 until you got shot for your goods by wasteland pirates

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 года назад +1

      Don't take the farmers jobs, they have it hard enough as is.

  • @rhino9372
    @rhino9372 4 года назад +5108

    The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

    • @wellwellwellington9329
      @wellwellwellington9329 4 года назад +4

      Do you know which episode that was?

    • @xJEPA44
      @xJEPA44 4 года назад +37

      @@wellwellwellington9329 Probably episode 11, "Sea to unsalty sea"

    • @wellwellwellington9329
      @wellwellwellington9329 4 года назад +3

      @@xJEPA44 thanks

    • @xJEPA44
      @xJEPA44 4 года назад +2

      @@wellwellwellington9329 sure thing

    • @jaydengeorge7290
      @jaydengeorge7290 4 года назад +27

      They will fight for redeployment

  • @emanuelepoma9046
    @emanuelepoma9046 4 года назад +3295

    Jeremy: "I've got a more powerful engine than yours"
    James:"What's the use of it?"
    Jeremy:"speed and powa"

    • @scalesandwich7923
      @scalesandwich7923 4 года назад +19

      Jeremy: “The Fast One”
      James: “ The Slow One”
      Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @a-10warthog8
      @a-10warthog8 3 года назад +13

      MOPOWA BABY

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 года назад +7

      Famous words from a very good man once said POWAAAA!!!!’

    • @raghavkapoor3227
      @raghavkapoor3227 2 года назад +1

      period

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад +1

      @@scalesandwich7923 I'm actually S-L-O-W-E-R than James, if that's possible.

  • @christiankasadelis9695
    @christiankasadelis9695 3 года назад +2962

    1:07 James: “Which seat do they put in as standard?” One of his best jokes

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @geeke3
      @geeke3 3 года назад +13

      I don’t get that joke

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 года назад +73

      @@geeke3
      Too bad, I ain’t ruining it by explaining it

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 года назад +101

      @@geeke3 think he's joking that the single seat wouldn't be the driver's seat, but I really didn't get which one for it to be so funny.

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 3 года назад +167

      ​@@geeke3 it's just poking fun at how cheap it sounds to take out all but one seat
      the srt demon is meant to be a (very) high performance limited production model though, the seats are removed to reduce weight. A lot of people don't realise just how huge of an influence weight is on a car's performance until they get gapped by some little shitbox hatchback because it weighs less than a tonne.

  • @Slemoster
    @Slemoster 2 года назад +858

    I just love how everyone cringes whenever Hammond involves himself in a race. They got like 4 fire crews and a medical helicopter on standby just for him.

    • @jonathangallegos3453
      @jonathangallegos3453 2 года назад +18

      You crash a car once...

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 2 года назад +37

      @@jonathangallegos3453 I mean in one if the episodes he talked about all his crashes and even as a teen I think he ended up writing off half a dozen cars and atleast 4 motorcycles
      So preparing for him to crash a car is not really a bad idea

    • @darcyedward6325
      @darcyedward6325 Год назад

      It’s not just for him buddy

    • @scottmulholland1329
      @scottmulholland1329 5 месяцев назад +1

      I do love how he’s such a good sport with it all though….especially when you consider the horrific nature of a couple of those crashes. Surely you saw what he did to that $2 Million Rimac on that hill climb in Switzerland? The one where he went flying off a twisty mountain road down onto a Swiss Valley? He just barely escaped from that Rimac bonfire! That was truly an horrific crash! Or how about his 280 mph crash in the Vampire Jet Car that put him in a coma?

  • @kaidenshepard8446
    @kaidenshepard8446 3 года назад +878

    What I found amusing most was James throws a rock at Clarksons windscrean and it does some visible damage, when Clarkson does the same to James' rear windscrean it just bounces off.

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 года назад +43

      I guess having a cheap Plastic windscreen pays

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 11 месяцев назад +3

      Ha, never noticed and have seen that clip many times

    • @TJSaw
      @TJSaw 9 месяцев назад +11

      Jeremy’s throw was like that of an old woman’s 😂

    • @abasiczombie.
      @abasiczombie. 5 месяцев назад +2

      And then he gets super mad when Hammond backs into him but it was funny when he hit James’s car 🤣

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 4 года назад +7989

    Jeremy: “The Fast One”
    James: “ The Slow One”
    Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 года назад +203

      Jeremy - POWERRRR
      Richard - Manlet
      James - COCK

    • @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW
      @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW 4 года назад +215

      Jeremy - HAMMOND!
      James - CLARKSON!
      Richard - 0_0

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 года назад +111

      Hammond is both, he's fast then suddenly slow af

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 года назад +54

      Stig: the -REDACTED-

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 года назад +20

      @@richardendresz161 the men in suits will be at your door in 2 minutes get running

  • @youraveragescotsman7119
    @youraveragescotsman7119 4 года назад +3359

    "Who turns a city into a vegetable garden."
    *Britain in WWI coughs in the distance-*

    • @willarmstrong3282
      @willarmstrong3282 4 года назад +129

      britain in both wars

    • @jeffbruh3253
      @jeffbruh3253 4 года назад +33

      That profile picture is incredibly cursed

    • @abrahammcdermett3624
      @abrahammcdermett3624 4 года назад +30

      18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @caolanmorrow1384
      @caolanmorrow1384 3 года назад

      @@jeffbruh3253 😂😂
      I get you 🙏😂😂

    • @LL15onTT
      @LL15onTT 3 года назад +7

      The reason Britain is coughing is because of the mustard gas

  • @mattolson7146
    @mattolson7146 4 года назад +1936

    9:10 That whole exchange seemed genuine. They were both pissed.

    • @Willy3515
      @Willy3515 4 года назад +284

      They really were all pissed with each other at that moment

    • @vmm_repairs
      @vmm_repairs 3 года назад +61

      Use youre mirors

    • @limeguy36
      @limeguy36 3 года назад +299

      I think hammond did it on purpose to stop them from actually fighting.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 3 года назад +277

      Just to clarify that they were all feeling like shit due to the crazy weather (humidity and heat). They did confirm that they felt like killing each other at the time.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 3 года назад +177

      I'd argue that's how you can tell they're all genuine friends: they all allowed one act of violence. The rock, the rock thrown back, and then Hammond coming in to break the tension the only way he knows how. It's kinda' beautiful.

  • @adamelbassimi4647
    @adamelbassimi4647 3 года назад +806

    23:48 "These are not actually Angelina's children's, these are more cheaper"
    Jeremy has got me there! 😂😂😂

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +53

      Those name. Cardboard, Satisfied Customer, Goat, Dislocated Elbow, *Cluck* and Voxol. Lovely.

    • @askeladd8850
      @askeladd8850 2 года назад +30

      @@dr.bright6272 Vauxhall*

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад

      Not as cheap as his OWN goddamned children, I bet.

  • @girlygamer12988
    @girlygamer12988 3 года назад +529

    “Only one seat comes as standard”
    “Which one?”
    Best. Moment. Ever.

    • @eddietherev
      @eddietherev 3 года назад +5

      I don't understand

    • @Anonymous-vv4ds
      @Anonymous-vv4ds 3 года назад +23

      @@eddietherev Hammond said it comes with one seat as standard so May asks which seat is standard ( meaning whether its the left hand side seat i.e drivers seat or the right hand side seat i.e passenger seat) which is hilarious since whats the point of a passenger without a driver.

    • @brettsgamingtavern7429
      @brettsgamingtavern7429 2 года назад +2

      Also, they are Brits, so which side of the car having a steering wheel comes into play, though it was an american car.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад

      It's like car shopping for retards!!!!

  • @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831
    @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 4 года назад +764

    After they moved to Grand Tour, everything went to pure comedy. And that's the best thing these 3 could do

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 года назад +70

      But also, gorgeously shot tours of all around the world.

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 года назад +4

      @Celto Loco It's not a perfect world, but a delightful one when watching those 3. They do have some knowledge, and the Hamster knows how to bend a car! IIRC, when he had the wreck with the jet dragster, a British governing body said something like 'Hammond did everything humanly possible as a trained driver would to avoid or miminize that crash''.

    • @ogrimzyz8643
      @ogrimzyz8643 2 года назад +1

      @Celto Loco the new top gear is pretty good. Not as good as this though. If you want more cars and less comedy then new top gear is fine.

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 Год назад +1

      They weren't under the BBC's strict TV rules anymore

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Год назад

      It became a mix, which it needed to be. When they went to India in TG it all became comedy and the show was crap. Bolivia was the last show were it was not scripted way over the top and stupid.

  • @mattcnd262
    @mattcnd262 4 года назад +426

    “Oh no I’ve broken Stalin’s house, i’m gone to the gulag”

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 года назад +13

      Survive or teamates have to buy you back

    • @pupusins
      @pupusins 3 года назад +2

      That's one of best lines I have ever heard

  • @lucaslu5125
    @lucaslu5125 4 года назад +1665

    Hammond---the little man in a big car

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 года назад +10

      Lucas Lu well Jeremy did say they Hammond was the most American out of all of them.

    • @lucaslu5125
      @lucaslu5125 4 года назад +4

      Richard Endresz he even looks like Mr Ironman

    • @randomplayer2247
      @randomplayer2247 4 года назад +19

      Big car, small Richard.

    • @MattePaavi
      @MattePaavi 4 года назад +2

      well it's always the small guys that jumps out a big car

    • @fakeplayer9088
      @fakeplayer9088 4 года назад

      You know the stereotype they compensate something with that

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 3 года назад +90

    Gotta love Jeremy just point at billowing smoke and just going "Oh Richards race is going well"

  • @xhemilshabani2548
    @xhemilshabani2548 2 года назад +40

    James asking which seat do they put in as standard and Hammond asking James which arm has he hurt (whilst James is wearing a full triangular bandage to support his arm) are one of my most favorite moments with these three.

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 года назад +232

    Always love how Hammond looks like a child in half the shots here, either in the monster truck or stood next to Clarkson

  • @limecheesecake1832
    @limecheesecake1832 3 года назад +318

    16:53 "Sh*t I've fanned my todger" - James May

  • @byakugan641
    @byakugan641 4 года назад +1289

    8:34
    That transition is hilariously good

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 4 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @smokernoker
      @smokernoker 4 года назад +50

      Edgar wright type transition

    • @armagan72
      @armagan72 4 года назад +11

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @deloresrichardson8396
      @deloresrichardson8396 3 года назад +1

      No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @obamareloadsyt629
      @obamareloadsyt629 3 года назад

      armagan72 stolen idiot

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 2 года назад +121

    9:45 Hammond's reaction when he reversed into Clarkson was absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itzbear5388
    @itzbear5388 3 года назад +187

    27:14 best scene out of the entire show

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 4 года назад +131

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house”. Four words never said in that order in the history of mankind 🤣

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 4 года назад +272

    I'd love to see Monty Python as guests on "The speed of birds" so that they could discuss the speed of unburdened European and African swallows.

    • @colinmaynard2879
      @colinmaynard2879 4 года назад +24

      No discussion, as we know coconuts migrate

  • @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM
    @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM 3 года назад +217

    All three of them are immense Geniuses who stoop intellectually for the sake of our comprehension.. I love how James achieves double entendre with every other word like when he refers to Richard's winch fantasy which is almost a wench fantasy

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 года назад +28

      They achieved something I would never have believed possible. They managed to create The Three Stooges for the thinking man.. Their world-shattering record for television viewership is completely deserved.

  • @giftheck
    @giftheck 2 года назад +46

    37:11 - so odd to hear Richard being the one yelling "CLARKSON!" instead of James 🤣

  • @doublem5679
    @doublem5679 Год назад +11

    I love how amazing their acting is, how they bring out the entertaining parts of their personalities and hyperbolize them for. They really immerse us in the arguments they have, meanwhile you can tell they genuinely are having a blast just messing around with each other.
    Pure entertainment, pure hilarity. These 3 will forever be my favorite show hosts of all time. Their ability to go from joking about to being very informative of these cars, giving a good idea of their opinions and educated idea of how well these cars would be to own for their intended purpose.

  • @jamesobrien7381
    @jamesobrien7381 4 года назад +144

    13:20 "proportional to the size of the tyranny" my god that was a good one

  • @internetkumquat4542
    @internetkumquat4542 4 года назад +866

    Jeremy and James throwing rocks at each other I find hilariously one-sided. Mainly because James actually did put a minor shatter in Jeremy's windshield, but he couldn't break the Panda's back windshield I'm assuming because it is made of plastic.

    • @LGaragem
      @LGaragem 4 года назад +89

      Actually no, the windshield and the Rear window glass ("back windshield" as you said) are two different types of glass.
      All windows except the windshield are tempered glass, which makes it relatively hard to break. The windshield, on the other hand is laminated, it is formed by two layers of glass with a thin layer of a transparent soft material between them, so that even if something hits the windshield, it won't shatter in a million pieces. Of course, the disadvantage to this is that this makes the glass a lot more prone to crack compared to a tempered glass unit.

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 4 года назад +4

      It actually sounded like jeremy threw the stone at his own bonnet! Or hood!

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 года назад +10

      @@LGaragem it doesn't matter into how many pieces it shatters as long as those pieces stay attached to the thin transparent film and stay in "one piece" - no shards flying around

    • @rickytorres4017
      @rickytorres4017 4 года назад +3

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @thegreatafrican3367
      @thegreatafrican3367 3 года назад +1

      @@rickytorres4017 six years later you're still whining like a bitch

  • @danielplayfair3596
    @danielplayfair3596 4 года назад +533

    The out of Control hose must’ve had soo many takes to not have them laughing their heads off

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 года назад +32

    Jeremy, James and Richard, are proof how people that shouldn't really be mates, can be. Quite a unique combo, very hard to replicate in television.

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 2 года назад +3

      Well tbf they're all middle class blokes who love cars

  • @PS3HACKR
    @PS3HACKR 2 года назад +67

    27:11 the ‘err not right now’ got me 😂😂

  • @tryharderpls
    @tryharderpls 3 года назад +153

    9:09 this whole part is probably one of the funniest single moments, the way Jeremy says “right” before throwing the rock back then when Hammond backs into him is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @danielocallaghan3240
    @danielocallaghan3240 4 года назад +488

    35:04 "Dab on it wagwan" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

    • @ct-lu8go
      @ct-lu8go 4 года назад +5

      what was that mean though😅

    • @spraghoot3598
      @spraghoot3598 4 года назад +17

      @@danielocallaghan3240 nah wagwan is like a greeting more than a mate

    • @phantomassassin7218
      @phantomassassin7218 3 года назад +9

      Waguan is short for what's going on.

    • @FrankFurther
      @FrankFurther 3 года назад +7

      and the thems bad whips after

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 3 года назад +6

      Can't believe be said it

  • @thezeptaz9556
    @thezeptaz9556 4 года назад +298

    Jerm : What's the other son called...?
    Rich : Edgar
    had me dying 4 a moment XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 года назад +13

      "Now, we've got to find Edgar... Hussein.... Paddington."

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 3 года назад +8

      Edgar Hussein. That's like hearing about the lesser known German dictator, Todd Hitler.

  • @zyftis6927
    @zyftis6927 2 года назад +9

    “Oh I’ve broken stalins house I’m going to the gulag”
    I love this moment and I’ll always love it.

  • @troycorfield9590
    @troycorfield9590 3 года назад +15

    The absolute legends that are Clarkson, Hammond and May , being utter tools . Brilliant. IMO.. there will NEVER be a program like this , with their genuine chemistry ; ever again . Praise be to the lads .

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 года назад

      The absolute definitino of "lightning in a bottle". How lucky we have been to be able to witness this as it happened. Will never forget their into to the Grand Tour. When they were in 3 Mustangs side by side, looking at each other so happy. Just made my day.

  • @Youtubecensoredmyusername
    @Youtubecensoredmyusername 4 года назад +588

    Best scene of all time James being hit in the face with a wet lettuce 🥬 “oooww!”

    • @mReading
      @mReading 4 года назад +30

      11:45

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 4 года назад +9

      I dont like it, grand tour looked to americanish scripted. the specials were good tho.

    • @jinxitty7133
      @jinxitty7133 4 года назад +2

      ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
      -James May

    • @cliffordmorgan1670
      @cliffordmorgan1670 4 года назад +6

      The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

  • @Nawaf6820
    @Nawaf6820 4 года назад +441

    The American was hunting Jeremy Clarkson 😂😂😂

  • @Vidata
    @Vidata 4 года назад +1122

    No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 года назад +1

      Clarkson is a wanker.He is someone who needs a good kicking,and those other BBC wankers who work with him.Still BBC though thay took him off.

    • @Eddiee757
      @Eddiee757 4 года назад +27

      William Hannah someone is triggered

    • @randomman3926
      @randomman3926 4 года назад +17

      William Hannah by chance do you read the daily mail

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 года назад

      @@randomman3926 Dont read news papers,or vote.

    • @schmitzeh3261
      @schmitzeh3261 4 года назад +12

      @William Hannah Why don’t you like him?

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 2 года назад +47

    11:41 "That really made it angry!"
    There will never be a trio of professional idiots like this again.

    • @mr.toobigformypants8145
      @mr.toobigformypants8145 2 года назад +2

      What about the Three Stooges?

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 2 года назад

      Professional idiots! I love it! I tried to watch the Colombia special with my dad and he kept asking me "who are these guys? Why are they doing such stupid stuff?!"

  • @simoneastwood3779
    @simoneastwood3779 2 месяца назад +2

    'Don't try to help, go away!' 😂😂😂 May is a national treasure! We salute you, sir.

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 4 года назад +453

    I can't decide if Richard Hammond in this looks like Robert Downey Jr, Hugh Jackman or David Tennant

  • @tshirt9
    @tshirt9 4 года назад +77

    We really didn’t deserve these 3. Some of the best TV/Programs I’ve ever watched and continue to rewatch.

  • @147Samster
    @147Samster 4 года назад +1752

    For anyone wondering what the song was at the start, its Helix - Hardass Spank :)

    • @melissalochhead355
      @melissalochhead355 4 года назад +12

      the song at 0.35 sounds different is it a different song I have listened to helix and that part at 0.35 isn't in it

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 года назад +9

      @@melissalochhead355 oh yeah you're definitely right, I have no idea what that song is, I only know the very first one, sorry 😂

    • @jakenorris6189
      @jakenorris6189 4 года назад +4

      I wasn't, but thanks

    • @Brian_Camp
      @Brian_Camp 4 года назад +1

      Melissa Lochhead sounds like Pokémon for a second lol

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 года назад +1

      @@jakenorris6189 then why comment? 😂😂😂

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 года назад +59

    The cut at 8:35 is unintentionally amazing

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight 3 года назад +9

    These 3 are the best chaotic friends ever the banters and anger they get at each other is just hilarious

  • @dsrocks6905
    @dsrocks6905 4 года назад +757

    James May: *breaks Stalin's door*
    *Angry Russian Noises*
    You're in the Gulag now. If you survive you redeploy, otherwise your buddies will have to buy you back.

    • @holtender1029
      @holtender1029 4 года назад +3

      Not even what he says lol

    • @afridinhoo
      @afridinhoo 4 года назад +10

      The Claret And Blue Lad the last part is from mw

    • @ceptey8520
      @ceptey8520 4 года назад +2

      Ахахаххахаха

    • @dsrocks6905
      @dsrocks6905 4 года назад +3

      @@holtender1029 yeah but I'm too lazy to look it up! It's just the first thing that came to my head 😂

    • @20dimka12
      @20dimka12 4 года назад +2

      Да. Блять

  • @Neccaps
    @Neccaps 3 года назад +81

    30:06 "i've broken stalin's house. jeez i am going to the gulag"

  • @eurofighter_17
    @eurofighter_17 4 года назад +71

    ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
    -James May

  • @masonelliott4995
    @masonelliott4995 2 года назад +20

    I completely died at the uncontrolled hose and the person getting knocked over by its force 😂😂😂

  • @Hamza_Khan001
    @Hamza_Khan001 4 года назад +374

    I don't know why but I find James May getting hit by a vegetable funny for some odd reason and then the water pushing the guy to be the icing on the cake. Here's a time stamp of when it starts 11:14

  • @Hermes8A8A
    @Hermes8A8A 3 года назад +87

    At 2:50 you can tell Hammond wants to live in the same house as his mates Jeremey & James even if he has to help care for them.
    Im gonna cry when they pass on

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 2 года назад +18

      It's alright, I'm sure Hammond will crash badly before they do

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 года назад +36

    Honestly I could watch an hour of Hammond just getting angry and smashing things without getting bored, it's therapeutic by proxy really...

  • @Zeke1460
    @Zeke1460 3 года назад +26

    James is right about detroit. Vegetable gardens are an amazing idea and offer healthier food than you can find in stores.

    • @drTERRRORRR
      @drTERRRORRR Год назад

      Plus, it might give you some cover when you're running away from the gangbangers in the evening.

  • @josephtoe1370
    @josephtoe1370 2 года назад +17

    9:35 reminds me of " HAMMMOOOONNND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORT LORRY" Love it

  • @MrSwayzy
    @MrSwayzy 4 года назад +132

    36:56 Love Hammond's laugh at the end, almost evil lol

    • @queenmolmolly7962
      @queenmolmolly7962 2 года назад +5

      🦆🦆🦆

    • @dexterroble6930
      @dexterroble6930 2 года назад

      What episode was that

    • @BonJovi1987Fan
      @BonJovi1987Fan 2 года назад

      I love how Jeremy said where's the plane because he was being focused on his vehicle and not going to the right terminal gate and made a mistake.

  • @RyanGames101
    @RyanGames101 4 года назад +151

    James: Good morning
    Richard: WHAT??
    James: Good morning
    Richard: yeah whatever

    • @yeet877
      @yeet877 4 года назад +1

      Friendship lmao

  • @gregorydavis9405
    @gregorydavis9405 3 года назад +203

    What I absolutely love is that Jeremy plays the role of being an idiot, when he is really one of the most clever and smart men ever.

    • @glimmer289
      @glimmer289 11 месяцев назад

      hahahaha

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 2 месяца назад

      @@glimmer289Obviously a LOT smarter than you…!!! which admittedly wouldn’t be hard..🤨

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 3 года назад +458

    I felt a bit of rage seeing Jeremy drive over the vegetable garden.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 года назад +31

      It was funny and a joke

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 года назад +13

      @@MarkoIgrač It's a rather immature joke...

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 года назад +45

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 If you find that immature What the fuck are you doing in this video ?

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 года назад +16

      @@MarkoIgrač I mean most of the stuff Top Gear does is immature but to purposely wreck someone's garden that they probably spent a long time tending to seems rather inconsiderate, no? Then again, Clarkson is not a considerate person.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 года назад +74

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 that garden was most definetively fake OR made for the show and clarkson acts like that because he wants to be funny while being himself
      Dont you have any sense of humor at all or what

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hammonds rant at the end was utter poetry. Such vivid emotion! Stirring stuff, could feel the passion and sincerity

  • @youtubian010
    @youtubian010 3 года назад +12

    James and Richard cut my trousers up. Do I have to be recognised here. Hahahahaha

  • @ninad.a
    @ninad.a 4 года назад +218

    3:10 Jeremy refers to May as Captain Slow.. I thought he couldn't say that because of copyright issues with BBC

    • @raceforspeed
      @raceforspeed 4 года назад +50

      Well to be fair James always been known as captain slow even before top Gear

    • @MrBillyBubz
      @MrBillyBubz 4 года назад +133

      James may threatened to sue them because they copyrighted a name he created and is about lol

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's a nickname. Even the BBC couldn't copyright that. It's not like The Stig.

  • @mrmaguire3534
    @mrmaguire3534 4 года назад +895

    18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @Votlon
      @Votlon 4 года назад +12

      Right my favorite part xD

    • @The_Jzoli
      @The_Jzoli 4 года назад +74

      "Hammond I have crack addiction I am die"

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 3 года назад +19

      @@The_Jzoli 'ey noice

    • @aspin2624
      @aspin2624 3 года назад

      Is that part actually real?

    • @jack9315
      @jack9315 3 года назад +9

      @@aspin2624 no😂, it's a joke

  • @dannyboy_dannyboy8274
    @dannyboy_dannyboy8274 Год назад +6

    9:17 the way JC flinches cos he thought the window was going to cave in & shatter everywhere. 😂😂😂

  • @turbostar7077
    @turbostar7077 6 месяцев назад +6

    "You don't grow food that's a farmer's job"
    That aged well Jeremy.

  • @shahidqadar7062
    @shahidqadar7062 4 года назад +193

    Clarkson: that’s a farmers job.... Didley Squat

    • @slippy495
      @slippy495 4 года назад +9

      funny thing is he grows veg himself irl

    • @iceMarrow2000
      @iceMarrow2000 4 года назад

      @@slippy495 yeah whens his tv show coming out about that?

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 4 года назад +2

      @@iceMarrow2000 Amazon really are being dicks. The next Grand Tour has been in their possession since early lockdown and AFAIK Jeremy's farm program has too.

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 года назад

      It's a peaceful life.

  • @acetone7598
    @acetone7598 7 месяцев назад +4

    Richard Hammond crashes and rolls down a mountain, crashing into a tree, and all he says is “oh dear”

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 3 года назад +7

    4:00 Jeremy driving over James's vegetable garden out of pure spite had me crying loool 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @mylohunter8137
    @mylohunter8137 4 года назад +79

    2:22
    Who else thinks Hammond could present homes under the hammer... 🤣🤣

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 года назад +1

      Oonduh the hahmmuh

    • @dnf-dead
      @dnf-dead 4 года назад +1

      Under the Hamster?

    • @Fitchy-ke3wz
      @Fitchy-ke3wz 3 года назад +1

      And we've got the stairs going up to the bedrooms

  • @TarakKakkar
    @TarakKakkar 4 года назад +170

    finally a good compilation , good job mate

    • @llnordicll
      @llnordicll 4 года назад

      This isn't season 3 though...

    • @patrikzanette
      @patrikzanette 4 года назад +4

      @@llnordicll yes it is

  • @oKApplejack
    @oKApplejack 3 года назад +6

    These 3 always come to mind when I think about “chaotic neutral”

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran 3 года назад +8

    Hammond destroying cars needs to be a permanent fixture somewhere 😂😂

  • @daylineli
    @daylineli 4 года назад +23

    "Hammond im drifting a suitcase!" - Mr.clarkson 2020

  • @bryannonis1191
    @bryannonis1191 4 года назад +50

    “Is it a cold day?” 😂😂

  • @t.800XR
    @t.800XR 4 года назад +248

    Japan apparently has the same T-Shirt trend, just with german words.

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 4 года назад +66

      Japan and Germany - sounds like a slightly worrying combination

    • @appleoftheground
      @appleoftheground 4 года назад +33

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Oh, I've seen this one!

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 4 года назад +11

      Ah, my T-shirt has such nice words on it!
      The T-shirt: WIR VERNICHTEN JEDES LEBEWESEN AUF DIESEM PLANETEN!

    • @at-cj2iy
      @at-cj2iy 3 года назад +2

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Dumme arsch...

    • @Anonymous-tw5um
      @Anonymous-tw5um 3 года назад +2

      Had a T-shirt with Heil Hitler on it with a moustache. Very vintage

  • @miranmiran05
    @miranmiran05 3 года назад +32

    37:04 the best part I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 года назад +3

    I've missed these tarts so so much thank you for uploading this for the streaming service challenged.

  • @RealJDGaming
    @RealJDGaming 4 года назад +123

    "HAMMMOOOONNNNDDDDDDDDD!!!!"
    9:43

    • @sullenurchin9767
      @sullenurchin9767 3 года назад +3

      *9:42

    • @treeplusplus
      @treeplusplus 3 года назад

      If you listen closely, you can actually hear jeremy say fucking in the distance

  • @riclee371
    @riclee371 4 года назад +46

    35:17 i think james got his blender and the gear lever mixed up...

  • @sxfrr
    @sxfrr 3 года назад +10

    "I solved the problem second corner" that was gold 😂😂

  • @LegionOfShrooms
    @LegionOfShrooms 2 года назад +3

    Hammond reaction was perfect! 🤣🤣🤣 HAMMOND!!

  • @IndorilTheGreat
    @IndorilTheGreat Год назад +3

    I've finally figured out what's so appealing about this trio - they channel the energy of doing stupid shit with your shite with your friends as teenagers. Good memories.

  • @Lee_Caesar
    @Lee_Caesar 4 года назад +50

    36:53 that wheeze behind the door😂 it's just too much

  • @Edgygazelle99
    @Edgygazelle99 4 года назад +255

    The episode where he was throwing rocks was a weird episode in general.
    Shoot the crowd at the tent was so off they had to add special laughing effects

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 4 года назад +2

      Where’s the clip?

    • @Edgygazelle99
      @Edgygazelle99 4 года назад +6

      @@lemursven9195 8:57

    • @taokuoh6805
      @taokuoh6805 4 года назад +31

      That one was real. They were actually pissed off with each other

    • @jamesphillips5053
      @jamesphillips5053 4 года назад +19

      i'd imagine Jeremy can be a little irritating in the best of times, but when everyone is hot and pissy there's bound to be some trouble.

    • @samuelabbottchannel
      @samuelabbottchannel 4 года назад +16

      Pretty sure most people found that episode hilarious, also why would they need laughing effects for a special episode?

  • @10kmilesy
    @10kmilesy 4 года назад +10

    Gotta love the Ryanair behind Jeremy after his ‘hard landing’ outside the gate

  • @TheWhipidhinio
    @TheWhipidhinio 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:08 that’s the humour of the three I love most. When they genuinely make each other laugh. No silly fake moments pure enjoyment.

  • @marilyngregory103
    @marilyngregory103 3 года назад +4

    I absolutely love these men. Fantastic show. Thanks lads you are great

  • @cato8767
    @cato8767 4 года назад +8

    As personalities, I dont know if there is any trio I'll miss more. They were so special.

  • @bludowski
    @bludowski 4 года назад +98

    16:52 "shit i've fanned my togger" im crying i'm laughing so hard

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo 4 года назад +45

    I always forget that Hammond is just 3 inches below average height and it's Clarkson and May that are above average. However, we assume that they're closer to average height and it makes Hammond seem like a very wee lad

  • @gobbledygook5786
    @gobbledygook5786 11 месяцев назад +2

    The irony of Jeremy becoming a farmer after the Detroit episode is brilliant.

  • @nishantnarula00
    @nishantnarula00 3 года назад +8

    Jeremy: "It's a farmer's job!"
    2021: Oh how the turn tables.

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 3 года назад +11

    18:56 "well, it's naïeve.." the beginning of such a characterfully genuine assessment

  • @HeadPack
    @HeadPack 4 года назад +17

    How sad that it’s over. These three were amazing in that TG and GT format.

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 4 года назад +10

    @34:18 "a USB charger to power your vape-bong" looooll James May you ace 🤣😅