The Grand Tour S3 E1 funny moments

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @CassiusClam
    @CassiusClam 2 года назад +531

    "Which seat did they put in as standard?" always does it for me. 🤣🤣

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 2 года назад +10

      I _must_ be stupid cuz I don't get it 😅

    • @CassiusClam
      @CassiusClam 2 года назад +25

      @@Mystic2760 No you're not. All g. Look at it this way: What other seat would be put as standard apart from the driver's?

    • @gresh6969
      @gresh6969 2 года назад +1

      @?

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 2 года назад +3

      @@CassiusClam _ah-_

    • @steviegee8413
      @steviegee8413 2 года назад +21

      And it's often May that comes out with the funniest lines. Remember him trying to light that missile with a lighter??

  • @speakersspotemgottem
    @speakersspotemgottem 2 года назад +351

    "13.3 MPG"
    "Is it a hybrid?"
    Had a laugh at that one

  • @dyaanahmad5079
    @dyaanahmad5079 2 года назад +143

    Finally, a driver that avoids the crowd while driving in a mustang

  • @absentplaysauditore5653
    @absentplaysauditore5653 2 года назад +718

    Dodge really said no street drag racing with a demon xD

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 2 года назад +37

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @Banana.a
      @Banana.a 2 года назад +53

      Cus it was Hammond

    • @23gatesy
      @23gatesy 2 года назад +60

      In reality it was probably hammonds wife that said no to it

    • @billamota
      @billamota 2 года назад +39

      @@Banana.a because it would lose to the exorcist without all of the demon crate shit

    • @Jonathan-NC
      @Jonathan-NC Год назад +22

      They just didn’t want it racing the Camaro. Just in case.

  • @addsfour3499
    @addsfour3499 Год назад +70

    One of the best lines ever in top gear history is James may saying “am i the only one that understands muscle cars?”

    • @insignia2766
      @insignia2766 11 месяцев назад +3

      Hell... never thought i would ever hear that come out of James May s mouth 😶

  • @boamedia9496
    @boamedia9496 3 года назад +210

    21:30 "You witless dishcloth"
    LMAO

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm 2 года назад +147

    Love Jeremy playing cards with reflective sunglasses.

  • @DaylightProductions2023
    @DaylightProductions2023 6 месяцев назад +55

    'A muscle car is supposed to have 1000hp, be undrivable, and have a stupid name' Most Accurate American Steriotypical Statement

  • @JoKeet1
    @JoKeet1 2 года назад +43

    Love May's evil chuckle 😂 No Cpt. Slow there!! Muscle cars must be his secret weapon??

    • @bretthousman8317
      @bretthousman8317 Год назад +1

      the utter failure to do a donut killed me. for a moment I'm sure that smelled more like clutch than tires

    • @user-xn4hu3nh9n
      @user-xn4hu3nh9n Месяц назад

      I think he’s actually the fastest over time being a pilot ad well, meaning he has a higher top speeed over time. Let’s not forget his Bugatti run.

  • @wesselh5877
    @wesselh5877 Год назад +7

    I absolutly lost it when May said: Hammond, you witless dishcloth😂😂😂😂 😂

  • @travisbarcus6226
    @travisbarcus6226 Год назад +49

    I'm convinced that those 3 could make a T. V. Show about paint drying and it would be entertaining

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 3 месяца назад +4

      Top Coat

    • @mattle841
      @mattle841 2 месяца назад

      If Bob Ross can do it these 3 definitely can

  • @halldorolason7587
    @halldorolason7587 2 года назад +35

    James may's lets sing a song.. No! made me choke on my food from laughing

  • @brettgreene4341
    @brettgreene4341 9 месяцев назад +6

    30:24 if i was james may, and i saw richard hammond sort out his dodge i would've just "GONE"!! straight to the finishing line

  • @elnyoutube123
    @elnyoutube123 3 месяца назад +4

    You can tell James really liked the Exorcist but wont admit it 😂

  • @Simon-bu4kc
    @Simon-bu4kc 2 года назад +41

    as a season, this is one of their best of all time in my opinion

  • @CJColvin
    @CJColvin Год назад +10

    Gotta love the rawness of pure American Muscle Eh.

  • @UntroubledCooker.x
    @UntroubledCooker.x 2 года назад +39

    Jeremy himself don't knew he would become a farmer in future 😇 , good old days

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 2 года назад +8

    James May & Hammond Says : "On a That Terrible Dissapointment, It's Back To The Tent."

  • @demon1954
    @demon1954 Год назад +3

    Mr Hammond - If a manufacturer makes £20k profit on a car it sells at £100k but then doubles the price to £200k it then makes £120k profit, which is a SIX fold profit increase, not a mere doubling.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 2 года назад +16

    11:37 I'm sorry. If you'll please stand to one side, and hand me that chalk, because I think you'll find that Pinky and Perky have seen James do donuts at least twice. Donnington track day challenge, and at the go-cart track while Jeremy and Richard were sawing up a bin to put on their wheels.

    • @KennedyAPlus
      @KennedyAPlus 2 года назад +1

      He has done donuts before (like a wacky vicar) for sure, but the incident at the go-cart track, didn't he have a FWD car, thus preventing his ability to drift as well?

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 2 года назад +1

      @@KennedyAPlus , yes. I loved Hammond's home made wheel sleeves fashioned from a bin.

  • @dodgdurango6128
    @dodgdurango6128 2 года назад +5

    Hellcat owners: oH wAiT, leMMe cHanGe mY whEels and aIr fIlter.

  • @mahdirageef1249
    @mahdirageef1249 2 года назад +20

    6:32 omg he looks so small compared to the demon💀💀

  • @youngpanda.09
    @youngpanda.09 Год назад +4

    They are the few person that I hope being forever young.

  • @TheInvincibleOne
    @TheInvincibleOne 2 года назад +77

    They only left the Demon out because they knew that it would win easy. But Dodge does make it illegal to use drag mode on the street, cause its dangerous

    • @yrknutzreek
      @yrknutzreek 2 года назад +11

      They did drag race it... They did that to piss off Hammond.

    • @kalelwilson8337
      @kalelwilson8337 2 года назад +13

      Hellcats don't usually do well drag racing on the streets. Different story on a prepped surface though

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 2 года назад +4

      @@kalelwilson8337 it’s a demon not a hellcat but ur point still stands

    • @hebn.
      @hebn. Год назад

      they showed it winning at the end...

    • @FeppyDoo
      @FeppyDoo 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dodge can't make anything illegal because their a company not a government. It can be against policy but if I own the car their policy means less than nothing to me.

  • @surajbalajr.4016
    @surajbalajr.4016 3 месяца назад +1

    21:26 "Hammond, you witless dishcloth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @creekfishingny5448
    @creekfishingny5448 2 года назад +56

    The Camaro is the best tbh but you can’t see out the back window to save your life 😂.

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 2 года назад +4

      You can't see out of any window for that matter

    • @spenceroneil4747
      @spenceroneil4747 2 года назад +6

      As someone who has owned one, you can't see shit out of any window. Still awesome cars though

    • @user-taras16
      @user-taras16 7 месяцев назад +1

      Чорний колір для Камаро? Ніколи!

    • @mtnbikerva1
      @mtnbikerva1 3 месяца назад

      @@spenceroneil4747MY 2022 MACH 1 MUSTANG w/ Handling package vs Camaro, Toyota/BMW Supra, Corvette: A) has very good visual 360. B) Also easier to maintain C) the dashboard does not stick way up high and look weird… I test drove all these cars, including: the Mazda Miata or whatever you wanna call it, which was way too small and underpowered, etc. also tested the Porsche Cayman, which I liked the idea of the mid engine and how it would handle as a result, but it is way too expensive and time consuming to maintain, also when I went to the dealership, the salesman were assholes.
      Things about my MACH 1 that could be better: changing the oil can be messy unless you use a funnel or something to direct the oil flow, there’s no easy way to check your transmission fluid, The Sync 3 could be better, but I love that it is setup to for road courses.
      I assume due to the 10 computers the car and transmission needs to have the bugs figured out and fixed.
      I assume most of today is vehicles with all the computers and technology are problematic at times.

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 2 года назад +28

    Evil won.... It just needed more than an hour of prep. time to do so.

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 Год назад +5

    I didn't know they still had these legendary trios

  • @23GreyFox
    @23GreyFox 7 месяцев назад +3

    In over 20 years they stayed the same, i love it.

  • @ravenheart369
    @ravenheart369 29 дней назад +1

    We never gonna hear that "we're back" again😢 it,s gone...forever😢

  • @jakeatom4841
    @jakeatom4841 2 года назад +74

    The biggest challenge while shooting must’ve been editing out every time Clarkson said “Liberal Democrats”.

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 2 года назад +2

      Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN
      Isaiah 40:30-31
      30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
      And the young men shall utterly fall,
      31 But those who wait on the Lord
      Shall renew their strength;
      They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
      They shall run and not be weary,
      They shall walk and not faint

    • @lawnguy905
      @lawnguy905 2 года назад

      He got it right, liberalism and democrats are painfully the same cancer.

    • @mtnbikerva1
      @mtnbikerva1 3 месяца назад

      He probably kept saying: EVIL Demorats!

  • @aldosam5317
    @aldosam5317 10 месяцев назад +2

    These three gentlemen love understatement, but they really are the Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello of automotive journalism

  • @markcooke5270
    @markcooke5270 2 месяца назад

    So glad we still get to watch these guys on RUclips and on streaming sites etc.... it's sad they have stopped producing ...grew up watching these 3 plonkers ... It will be like mock the week on Dave by 2026..was the best show on the idiot box for what feels like many decades 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Mohamedayman-ud9pd
    @Mohamedayman-ud9pd Год назад +6

    Hammond has an errect***😂😂😂

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 11 месяцев назад +3

    Fact that Jeremy had since bought a farm & breeds some greens

  • @brucwayn6403
    @brucwayn6403 2 года назад +12

    To anybody that owns a demon do you actually get the drag race toolbox ( with all parts and tools to do wtf we saw) for 1$

    • @altaccount4697
      @altaccount4697 2 года назад +4

      I don't own a demon, but I met a guy who does at a car show. Yes, it's true

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 2 года назад +3

      Wouldn't surprise me, for a decent amount of extra money companies will throw in all kinds of weird stuff. Pretty funny and interesting they literally sell a starter kit drag car setup as an option

    • @iuriferreira1618
      @iuriferreira1618 Год назад +1

      Literally yes

    • @sharkeatinpizza
      @sharkeatinpizza Год назад

      Afaik, Dodge can't for legal reasons sell you the demon as a drag car. But because legislators are the slowest and dumbest people on earth, there are loopholes/blatantly large gaps in the fine print that allow Dodge to sell you the Demon as a street legal brick on wheels and then sell the bits to turn it into a drag car for just a dollar more

  • @14Ilanski
    @14Ilanski 8 месяцев назад +2

    My favrioute car and my dream car is the demon so this is my favrioute episode of the grand tour literally can't stop watching it🤣

  • @robtheedon
    @robtheedon 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love when the boys come to the states

  • @Julianhatesgenshin
    @Julianhatesgenshin 2 года назад +15

    Clarkson just admitted James may is intelligent.
    Cause James does not admit he likes muscle cars but here it ‘leaks’

  • @Known_Steezy
    @Known_Steezy Месяц назад

    30:31 “ Im going to bust your a** evil boi!”
    Never gets old

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 Год назад +2

    8:36 "As we headed for the downtown area" *shows shot of them driving away from downtown*

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 Год назад +2

    I hope the Exorcist has a little white square somewhere in the middle of its paint.

  • @KsiazeIgor
    @KsiazeIgor 2 года назад +8

    Darn, that Clarkson's French gendarme impression reminds me A LOT of Gorden Kaye.

  • @shelbynamels973
    @shelbynamels973 2 года назад +7

    "What's that stick for ?"
    "That's Iggy POp"
    "Oh yeah, like he's here"'
    You have to visualize him to appreciate just how funny that was

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 2 года назад +2

      visualize? I can barely, he's so skinny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 3 месяца назад

    First time I've seen a Mustang go around a corner without hitting the kerb and pedestrians 👍😁

  • @edkudray2060
    @edkudray2060 15 дней назад

    "it only comes with one seat..."
    The proper one you drive behind....😮😂
    Never let your passenger have a steering wheel.😂😂😂

  • @Ozjoker420.
    @Ozjoker420. 9 месяцев назад

    It only took a heap of modifications for the demon to beat the exorcist in the last drag race 😆 best staged tv show ever!

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild День назад

    "Its full of asbestos"
    *meanwhile cameraman walking there willy-nilly*

  • @myvid81
    @myvid81 3 месяца назад

    Karma... Jeremy ends up becoming a farmer😂.

  • @peterlin8296
    @peterlin8296 2 года назад +10

    That's just half of the episode.... But I have to admit, the show is lengendary

    • @leonsilcott4895
      @leonsilcott4895 2 года назад

      What if the dodge demon was a transformer

  • @infantfiber9023
    @infantfiber9023 2 года назад +10

    29:57 oh jeez he's got out this had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 Год назад +1

    Which seat do they put in question by James is the funniest obvious answer I ever heard..x

  • @Ahmed.rajab19
    @Ahmed.rajab19 Год назад +2

    Best program ever im so sad because it ended

  • @luckypetja7584
    @luckypetja7584 11 месяцев назад +2

    23:40 when Jeremy had to break the news to Richard knocks me out😂😂😂

  • @colins3485
    @colins3485 6 месяцев назад +2

    13:21 Clarkson’s anti-farming screed here didn’t age well.

  • @JeromeByron-g3k
    @JeromeByron-g3k 3 месяца назад +1

    No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again.

  • @alphamorion4314
    @alphamorion4314 18 дней назад

    It's hilarious how small Hammond is compared to the Dodge, when he's there pouting

  • @thebluedragon1532
    @thebluedragon1532 2 года назад +9

    I'll take the Mustang!!!!

    • @Annabelle66633
      @Annabelle66633 3 месяца назад

      Me too, it’s the most handsome😍

  • @cidertom5140
    @cidertom5140 11 месяцев назад +1

    3.9MPG!!!! Fun!!! It’s like a Lincoln continental with the 7.5 ford 460cid engine and even that is a great engine in more ways than one

  • @robatalan
    @robatalan 3 месяца назад

    After all the faff Richard went through the exorcist wasn't far off 😂

  • @silverscreenreviews8521
    @silverscreenreviews8521 3 года назад +11

    You left out the bit where Hammond does the house tour 😕

  • @pablov.8909
    @pablov.8909 2 года назад +3

    NO EXISTE NI EXISTIRA UN MEJOR PROGRAMA DE AUTOS Q NO ES DE AUTOS QUE TOP GEAR O GRAN TOUR

  • @gl3618
    @gl3618 2 года назад +10

    1) James had his traction control off...so it wasn't really him.
    2) Of course the low fuel light was on in the muskstain.
    3) Dodge wouldn't do that, they make toys for overgrown children who miss their hot wheels cars with headers bigger than the oversized rear tires...

    • @drawingnerd1430
      @drawingnerd1430 2 года назад +1

      Dodge would, cause somebody would probably sue them for hearing damage when they see it going down the street

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 2 года назад +1

      @@drawingnerd1430 hahaha, their executives are adults but all of their engineers are 12-year-olds.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 2 года назад +2

      I was wondering how long it was going to take before I found the ‘sophisticated car enthusiast’ in the comments 😂

    • @gl3618
      @gl3618 2 года назад

      @@bigroaststyrone8135 I'm all Mopar

  • @tzrippinlips2527
    @tzrippinlips2527 2 года назад +2

    That silly ready to rot mustang thought is was gonna be a match in a drag race against the power plant under the hood of that camaro that’s funny!!!😂

  • @okeyezeilo6187
    @okeyezeilo6187 11 месяцев назад

    Fantastic show...!

  • @alfredshisa709
    @alfredshisa709 2 года назад +1

    Richard was savage 😂😂

  • @Sammichyyt
    @Sammichyyt 2 месяца назад

    Especially when Jeremy drove over all the veggies James planeted

  • @John-ls7qw
    @John-ls7qw 4 месяца назад +2

    There hasn't been a top gear since the guys left

  • @tsebomoloi3410
    @tsebomoloi3410 5 месяцев назад +2

    Jeremy Clarkson should've pitched in a shelby gt500

  • @akrem6351
    @akrem6351 День назад

    best episode ever. who is here in 2024??

  • @markkelly8168
    @markkelly8168 2 месяца назад

    Love these 3...

  • @InfinityShadow20
    @InfinityShadow20 2 месяца назад

    *Hammond:* Changes Tires
    *Me:* 😴😴😴

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 10 месяцев назад

    which seat did they put in as standard!!! Love that!

  • @Thegoofyairgunner
    @Thegoofyairgunner Год назад +1

    I’m glad the boys did this then and not in today. They would be missing and presumed in 3.4 minutes 😂. It just gets worse

  • @mtnbikerva1
    @mtnbikerva1 3 месяца назад +1

    Clarksons Farm is a great show also.

  • @alain-danieltankwa8007
    @alain-danieltankwa8007 2 года назад +14

    Destroying the grass was unappealing Jeremy

    • @mctavish199
      @mctavish199 2 года назад +3

      Agree. He likes the contrarian image, but that was more than unappealing, it was childish, infantile and envy born of his own inability to do what May can do and he can't.

    • @calebhanly2026
      @calebhanly2026 2 года назад

      @@mctavish199 he literally has his own farm. Though yes, that was him being an asshole

    • @hudnora4164
      @hudnora4164 2 года назад +7

      You guys must be a blast at parties...

    • @tototakto4611
      @tototakto4611 7 месяцев назад

      @@hudnora4164 we dont go to parties, we're adults

  • @sporkfindus4777
    @sporkfindus4777 Год назад +1

    This is the first time I've ever coveted a Mustang over products from GM and Chrysler

  • @benjaminbrown3635
    @benjaminbrown3635 10 месяцев назад +2

    a 32 min video of funny moments from one episode?
    Just watch the dam episode lol

  • @MegaRetr
    @MegaRetr 2 года назад +1

    the sound of the red hellcatt

  • @PaulStassen
    @PaulStassen Месяц назад

    BEST CAR PRESENTERS EVER

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 2 года назад +5

    haha so he couldn't drag race but he could do all that to his charger

    • @Josehish
      @Josehish 2 года назад

      I hope this is sarcastic coz one would understand exactly why he couldn't drag race the demon.... especially after watching the last portion if one had no clue about the car itself before this.

  • @MireilleHounkpalodo
    @MireilleHounkpalodo 2 месяца назад

    😂😂😂 good

  • @shyampatel1112
    @shyampatel1112 Год назад +1

    definetly jeremy is the best driver

  • @markchip1
    @markchip1 2 года назад +1

    James May - currently the single leading cause of unemployment and bankruptcy amongst farmers in the USA!!

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 4 месяца назад

    "Is that barrel gonna?"

  • @williamwadepaulus330
    @williamwadepaulus330 2 года назад +2

    What did he mean about the seat as standard? I missed that one

    • @kasperrieberg3495
      @kasperrieberg3495 Год назад

      He ment if it came with a stearing seat or passager seat 😂

    • @emotionalsupportostrich2480
      @emotionalsupportostrich2480 Год назад

      Dodge sold the demon with only the drivers seat. But for a dollar you could get the passenger seat installed.

  • @papadensu9880
    @papadensu9880 2 месяца назад

    Hammond predicted the muscle car price increase lol

  • @lmtetreau
    @lmtetreau 8 месяцев назад +3

    Damn, who knocked up Clarkson?

  • @ulisesmagana4413
    @ulisesmagana4413 2 года назад

    Quick question which film is Hammond is talking about at the end?

    • @73ingie
      @73ingie 6 месяцев назад

      The exorcist

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 3 месяца назад +1

    I love that ford mustang😍, that’s the one I would have😘"

  • @sidharthpk8645
    @sidharthpk8645 Год назад +5

    And Clarkson is now a farmer 😂

  • @milabomela2897
    @milabomela2897 10 месяцев назад

    May w the jokes 😂

  • @prourbex
    @prourbex Год назад +1

    5958 Yorkshire Street, Detroit, thats the house they bought

  • @Tomisamija
    @Tomisamija 2 года назад +2

    im going to brush my teeth

  • @joebob3875
    @joebob3875 Месяц назад

    These are the years I miss most, one of the saddest moments ever was the death of the Camaro and the charger/challenger. I’m trying to save up for a ZL1, my dream is to own one before they’re all gone forever, never to return. Hurts.

  • @MartinPardoV-zs1ic
    @MartinPardoV-zs1ic 2 месяца назад +1

    Yes sirs MW; TG SCOTLAND & YARD OPEL GSI DIGITAL NOT SINED IN UK ?!

  • @shakyhandpictures2185
    @shakyhandpictures2185 2 года назад +2

    3.something mpg, says it all.

  • @warrenhendy2096
    @warrenhendy2096 11 месяцев назад

    I’d like to see your nutrition difference when you’re in games training to when you’re in a off season

  • @mtnbikerva1
    @mtnbikerva1 3 месяца назад

    ⁠MY 2022 MACH 1 MUSTANG w/ Handling package vs Camaro, Toyota/BMW Supra, Corvette: A) has very good visual 360. B) Also easier to maintain C) the dashboard does not stick way up high and look weird… I test drove all these cars, including: the Mazda Miata or whatever you wanna call it, which was way too small and underpowered, etc. also tested the Porsche Cayman, which I liked the idea of the mid engine and how it would handle as a result, but it is way too expensive and time consuming to maintain, also when I went to the dealership, the salesman were assholes.
    I love that my MACH 1 is setup for road courses with coolers for all the fluids, magnaride suspension, aero, GT350 intake, etc.
    Love the sound of my MACH.
    Things about my MACH 1 that could be better: changing the oil can be messy unless you use a funnel or something to direct the oil flow, there’s no easy way to check your transmission fluid, The Sync 3 could be better,
    I assume due to the 10 computers the car and transmission needs to have the bugs figured out and fixed.
    I assume most of todays vehicles with all the computers and technology, they are problematic at times.

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 4 месяца назад

    Imagine spending 6-figures on a Hennessy and have it lose to a car with 160 less horsepower.