The Very Best of Top Gear Series 5 News (Funny Moments)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @chrisp9859
    @chrisp9859 Месяц назад +49

    Top Gear with these 3 will always have a special place in my heart.

  • @MegaKrayZay
    @MegaKrayZay Месяц назад +58

    “Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming Stationary, that’s what gets you”
    Interesting thing is, Jeremy is right.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 26 дней назад

      Uhhhh, no, he's not. Speed has absolutely killed people before. When scientists were just learning about/able to reach sound barrier breaking speeds, they wanted to know what it would do to a person, so they made a ___ mile, dead straight, rail track in a desert somewhere in the midwestern US, and made a metal chair that essentially had rocket boosters bolted onto the back of it. They then, _somehow_ , found a volunteer to sit in the chair as it was rocketed past the sound barrier in order to figure out what that kind of speed did to a person. I can't remember if he died on the first go, or if it was the second one, but it blew out his eardrums, his eyeballs, and there were some other injuries of course as well, but the gist of it is that one of those tests killed him. It wasn't from slowing down suddenly in his case either, it was literally from the effects of the chair just being completely exposed with no windscreen or anything to divert the wind, so his body was bearing the full aerodynamic effects of what the metal body/frame of most _jet fighters_ usually take. Pretty crazy how fucked up/stupid we used to be as a people to think that was going to end well in any way for the volunteer.
      I'm sure there are other examples, but I don't know of those off the top of my head. Once you remember how powerful the physics of air pressure is at high speeds, it becomes very easy to understand that there are clearly plenty of ways for outright speed itself to kill someone.

    • @sneakyfox4651
      @sneakyfox4651 2 дня назад +3

      There's another one from two Danish comedians parodying the former friday afternoon "Traffic Radio" from the 80s:
      "The longer time you stay on the road, the bigger the risk of a crash, so it's safest to get from A to B as fast as possible as you stay much less time on the road".

  • @tripprogers4814
    @tripprogers4814 3 месяца назад +104

    Dear So Called Top Gear Compiler, job well done!
    sincerely, Mr. Needham

  • @Jakawak
    @Jakawak Месяц назад +8

    Jeremy struggling to decide if he's singing Dueling Banjos or Inspector Gadget to not repel his sister always amuses me.

  • @jensthoelen7699
    @jensthoelen7699 2 месяца назад +24

    this was peak television

  • @michaelellarby9
    @michaelellarby9 Месяц назад +8

    Rip the modern day 3 stooges 😂

  • @9256steven
    @9256steven 2 месяца назад +1

    20:48 "That will do it" like it.

  • @compphysgeek
    @compphysgeek 14 дней назад

    you know what? The fish car, I'll have it. It's butt-ugly, but it's kinda cute.

  • @rom3756
    @rom3756 2 месяца назад +166

    Does anyone else use these to fall asleep

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 месяца назад +10

      Nah. That's what BBC Parliament is for 😂

    • @TheAandGprojects
      @TheAandGprojects 2 месяца назад +5

      Yep

    • @amanezca
      @amanezca 2 месяца назад +8

      Yess! Glad it's not just me

    • @jameswalker7459
      @jameswalker7459 Месяц назад +3

      Great for insomnia

    • @Paulcousins
      @Paulcousins Месяц назад +5

      Yep settling down for another night ha 🎉

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX 3 месяца назад +292

    Why don't we have tv like this anymore?

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 3 месяца назад +55

      cause nothing is good now. everything used to be better. except for medicine and safety

    • @daeganguse5729
      @daeganguse5729 3 месяца назад +69

      Because everyone is offended by this kind of comedy and they’d get cancelled after the first season.

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 3 месяца назад +48

      Simple answer::... woke lefty and lefty--liberal censoring muppets. Had I my way, I'd bring back all the 70s and 80s sitcoms and comedy/dramas for two reasons,
      1)most of them were brilliant.
      2)to really, and I DO MEAN REALLY piss off the wokes!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@michaelrawson6261 Jimmy Savile will fix it

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne 3 месяца назад +18

      Entertainment is dead, DEI and ESG killed it.

  • @AndouHarvey
    @AndouHarvey 2 месяца назад +57

    "Did you read the label on the tablets this morning?" Im stealing that. LMFAO

  • @cityladtv
    @cityladtv 28 дней назад +16

    Who still misses this programme in 2024? _me

  • @dogsoup5561
    @dogsoup5561 29 дней назад +16

    "Oversteer is a left-wing plot."😂

    • @TheSeaTones
      @TheSeaTones 21 день назад

      fucking quality tele man hahahahahahahaha

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 3 месяца назад +54

    "Birmingham's gone" 🤣🤣

    • @jamesheath4845
      @jamesheath4845 3 месяца назад +12

      Oh No! Anyway...

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jamesheath4845Many of my neighbours' reactions lol

    • @t-bagbagwell1327
      @t-bagbagwell1327 2 месяца назад +3

      I heard it as Burningham😂

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 Месяц назад +2

      All the more relevant now 😅

  • @Zootopia96
    @Zootopia96 2 месяца назад +13

    9:02 is this the first car to have what we now know to be AdBlue?

    • @keithavian8129
      @keithavian8129 2 месяца назад +4

      Yes or three correct none is diesel exhaust fluid, peugeot did it I mi 2000s too (eolys fluid) adblue is actually abrand name

    • @Halliday57
      @Halliday57 2 месяца назад

      ⁠​⁠@@keithavian8129Eolys fluid is injected into the diesel fuel not the exhaust.

  • @jardanijonovich1951
    @jardanijonovich1951 2 месяца назад +8

    Someone should stream all episodes of Top Gear (2002-2015) and The Grand Tour for showing respect

  • @tyronewhitehead2737
    @tyronewhitehead2737 Месяц назад +5

    Miss you all

  • @marcor18a
    @marcor18a 2 месяца назад +11

    Its strange seeing Hammond critiquing the 911

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 2 месяца назад +4

      Well, he's yet to have his mid-life crisis at the time...

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 2 месяца назад +3

    8:06. The thing is, technically movement through air and water are both governed by fluid dynamics, they are essentially the same thing. Something that goes through water easily will go through air easily. Also, look for a video of penguins moving through water. They "fly" through water....

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 2 месяца назад +4

    Such a shame you were unable to link up the sound properly

  • @EchririFishing
    @EchririFishing 3 месяца назад +18

    I want one of these phone receivers.. and I want ir NOW!

  • @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627
    @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627 3 месяца назад +11

    7:28 the worst car ever. Always breakdown and spare parts cost more than the value of the car 😂

    • @Bonk_Bonkus
      @Bonk_Bonkus 2 месяца назад +1

      Maybe that's what they meant by "my first Lotus"

  • @aidentrejo2737
    @aidentrejo2737 2 месяца назад +2

    ₽304,000 for a pagani they are going for twice that now jeez!

  • @harvisterc
    @harvisterc 2 месяца назад +17

    I respect the woman defending Hammond 14:09

  • @michaelharvey3254
    @michaelharvey3254 Месяц назад +1

    From the road map section, I can confirm going through Eccleshall away from the speed cameras is indeed faster 😂😂

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog 11 дней назад

    One of the most tragic events in television history.! The loss of Top Gear was a moment in time.! RIP
    (The BBC’s biggest loss in revenue ever)

  • @evanmoraitis5921
    @evanmoraitis5921 14 дней назад

    Just like Dr Who will always be Tom Baker & Jon Pertwee, Top Gear is always only Clarkson, May & Hammond!

  • @yeronimo_music
    @yeronimo_music Месяц назад +2

    Bionic fish car lmao 😂

  • @lottiefottie7450
    @lottiefottie7450 26 дней назад +1

    Théby basically invented podcasts

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog 11 дней назад

    Top Gears replacement show (and its name currently escapes me.!) was a poor replacement of the original.! TOP GEAR (WAS) the best motoring show EVER.! (Until it went silly, chasing a broader audience and ended up losing its way.! Thanks to the BBC.!)

  • @WestPat23
    @WestPat23 5 дней назад

    Mercedes invented DEF fluid?!?

  • @country18lover
    @country18lover 2 месяца назад +1

    My first car was a Kia Rio and I loved it!!

  • @frasermackenzie7275
    @frasermackenzie7275 Месяц назад

    That Fish Mercedes-Benz uses what is D.E.F. that non-deleted diesel trucks have to use for emissions control.
    Yes, it is basically cow urine

  • @davidelliott5843
    @davidelliott5843 2 месяца назад +1

    Cameron Diaz with wheels on. 🤣

  • @markdeer1581
    @markdeer1581 2 месяца назад +1

    😅😅

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 2 месяца назад

    One video in 3 years ?

  • @paulburns3039
    @paulburns3039 29 дней назад

    You can put him in your hand bag!!

  • @ethanfrenzc19
    @ethanfrenzc19 Месяц назад

    He made me go 60😳😂

  • @markchapman1757
    @markchapman1757 Месяц назад

    It's now called Adblue.

  • @jameswalker7459
    @jameswalker7459 Месяц назад

    Hands free is dangerous

  • @richardmortimer8147
    @richardmortimer8147 2 месяца назад +1

    25% isn't very many (who would prefer to be in a car than with Angelina Jolie). Also, have you seen her drive? There.... see... She might be brilliant, but she might not...

  • @horikitasuzune2412
    @horikitasuzune2412 2 месяца назад

    These clips are iphone screencaps

  • @frankjager2420
    @frankjager2420 2 месяца назад

    Hate to say it but the new(er) NSX might have done better in sales, if it wasnt called the NSX

    • @KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju
      @KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju 2 месяца назад

      How?

    • @frankjager2420
      @frankjager2420 2 месяца назад

      @@KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju by not giving it a well known popular name. Doing so gives it large shoes to fill. Had it been called something else, it would have been looked at differently

  • @patrickdoyle9369
    @patrickdoyle9369 Месяц назад +1

    Yeah the Boxer and porsche are ugly looking things.. Even if i were a billionaire i'd never buy one.. Would not sit in one either a bit like a BMW also. If i had to go from one end of the country and all i had was a BMW, then i'd rather walk.. They are driven mostly by idiots and look like bricks. Oh and they're vastly over priced heaps of crap.

  • @retronnaldestersonterson
    @retronnaldestersonterson 3 месяца назад +3

    7:04 very offended .

  • @gwauk205
    @gwauk205 3 месяца назад +5

    Isn’t everyone about everything now? Humanity is so weak now.

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 3 месяца назад +4

      its a fucking shame

  • @fraMOON635
    @fraMOON635 3 месяца назад +4

    7k £ in UK, but in Malaisya? 1500 £ ! CAR PRICES ARE ARTIFICIEL. INDEXED ON 2 YEARS MIN WAGE !! WHY, FUKERS? 😮 POS

    • @Sh4quille0atmeal
      @Sh4quille0atmeal 3 месяца назад +12

      probably also because people in malaysa earn on average 13k GBP per year and in the UK is roughly 34k GBP. Your car prices are cheaper in malaysia because you're poor and selling them for 7k GBP nobody would be able to buy them.

    • @trooperdgb9722
      @trooperdgb9722 3 месяца назад +3

      Prices are ALWAYS region dependent. Its nothing new mate!