James May's Rage Moments Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @johnyrocket0015
    @johnyrocket0015 4 года назад +2185

    Most of the anger is a result of Clarkson

    • @WestLinn4002
      @WestLinn4002 3 года назад +107

      CLARKKKSSOOOOON!!!!!

    • @kenkat3688
      @kenkat3688 2 года назад +40

      Understandable

    • @josetunez9584
      @josetunez9584 2 года назад +51

      And Clarkson's anger is a result of Hammond, I think

    • @FreudsHotDad
      @FreudsHotDad Год назад +52

      And then Richard's anger is caused by James most of the time.
      Its like Fire beats Grass beats Water in Pokémon.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 Год назад

      Clarkson you infantile pillock you're cleaning that up

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 3 года назад +553

    "I'm not gonna be competitive with you about who's the coldest."
    "I'm the coldest!"

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter Год назад +869

    3:14 “I think you’re following him too closely” - Absolutely hilarious. If only there was another recent programme / TV Show out there with this kind of humour.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 Год назад +1

      Why don't you sod off

    • @CreedBrattonTheOffice
      @CreedBrattonTheOffice Год назад +62

      Hammond always comes up with the funniest line. One of his best was when May broke his arm and Hammond asked "Which arm have you broken?" while looking right at him with one of Mays arms in a sling lmao.

    • @sarahwalker5231
      @sarahwalker5231 10 месяцев назад +4

      Humour be banned

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 8 месяцев назад +1

      Clarkson's Farm.

    • @realadamsandler1991
      @realadamsandler1991 5 месяцев назад +1

      "why dont you sod off"

  • @JaydenJelly
    @JaydenJelly Год назад +604

    6:34 I like how Clarkson and Hammond both look around in defeat when they realize May's got a good point

    • @alf3707
      @alf3707 6 месяцев назад +9

      May is the one who actually uses his head compared to other 2

    • @14oliverhedgehog74
      @14oliverhedgehog74 Месяц назад

      @@alf3707 for real man

  • @grace.reynolds
    @grace.reynolds Год назад +371

    Love the difference between fake angry James May and genuinely angry James May. Still polite tho😂

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover Год назад +33

      "you're about to be machete'd to death"

    • @cristiansolares2007
      @cristiansolares2007 Год назад +66

      When he threw a rock at clarksons jeep windshield, I think he was genuinely angry because the hood could have genuinely fallen and hit mays in the head 😅

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 10 месяцев назад +22

      As the other two responses have said, South America James is the Angriest James. It's probably for the best they're not going to the rest of old Gran Columbia because James would eventually kill him.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@hypnotised-clover ahaha I was waiting for that clip to play

    • @Some_Guy_6
      @Some_Guy_6 6 месяцев назад

      @@cristiansolares2007 The rock could have permanently injured or even killed Jeremy.

  • @Jfrost9101
    @Jfrost9101 3 месяца назад +35

    0:37 I love how he's so frustrated with Hammond that he's genuinely starting to twitch from rage.

  • @Vampboi666
    @Vampboi666 3 года назад +639

    (3:40) you muppet
    (4:22) you muppet
    (4:41) you muppet
    (6:25) you muppet
    (7:16) you muppet

  • @helkaonkoira
    @helkaonkoira 4 года назад +477

    You know things are bad when James loses it.

  • @grace.reynolds
    @grace.reynolds Год назад +520

    I like how most of this is scripted but the insults are heartfelt, usually directed at Clarkson

    • @Destinylover14
      @Destinylover14 Год назад +38

      lmao a LOT of top gear isn't scripted.

    • @Mmeetthhooss
      @Mmeetthhooss Год назад +61

      @@Destinylover14yes but the grand tour is heavily scripted sadly

    • @Destinylover14
      @Destinylover14 Год назад +16

      @@Mmeetthhooss a lot of this isn't grand tour

    • @johncooper8564
      @johncooper8564 Год назад +54

      Tbf I think the script is only for where they go and certain events but what happens on the drives in between isn’t

    • @James-cr8mt
      @James-cr8mt Год назад +8

      @@Mmeetthhooss so was top gear. Its not like 90% of it was off the cuff because it just wasnt

  • @jerichamesclammay3107
    @jerichamesclammay3107 3 года назад +282

    8:39
    LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

    • @tiki5430
      @tiki5430 3 года назад +14

      I’m sorry James, I am, a-fully-rigged, route A1, ocean going, pillock.

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 3 года назад +10

      Top Ground Gear Force

    • @hemaneatspizza9111
      @hemaneatspizza9111 2 года назад +21

      James: Are we on BBC?
      Clarkson: Yes
      James: Are we on BBC TWO?
      Clarkson: Yes
      James: Are we beyond the watershed?
      Clarkson: Yes, get on with it.
      James: You’re a fu-

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tiki5430"ocean going" 😂😂

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 3 года назад +171

    "There are 2 C's, there's two C's HERE for believing that THAT C can navigate"

    • @8-ball916
      @8-ball916 5 месяцев назад +8

      "No, you're right"

  • @randomdude9269
    @randomdude9269 3 года назад +231

    9:31 James had a genuine oh shit moment right there

    • @shakotan_joker7778
      @shakotan_joker7778 2 месяца назад +4

      CLARKSON‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

  • @RedTygon
    @RedTygon Год назад +157

    James May. He seems like such a kindly grandpa figure until you see his violent/rage side.

    • @malcolmmitchell6529
      @malcolmmitchell6529 9 месяцев назад

      For gods sake grow up.

    • @RedTygon
      @RedTygon 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@malcolmmitchell6529 Need your pacifier, needy baby?

    • @mollymoonfan5939
      @mollymoonfan5939 2 месяца назад

      @@malcolmmitchell6529 jezus who pissed on your chips

  • @SamWade
    @SamWade 3 года назад +127

    “Goats can’t pick things up” -James May

  • @azkaalfafa6217
    @azkaalfafa6217 3 года назад +183

    0:22 he sounds like Clarkson

  • @alexcarratu5554
    @alexcarratu5554 4 года назад +204

    0:31-0:38: STOP DOING THAT. STOP IT. GO AWAY. May you absolute legend 😂😂😂😂

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack Год назад +7

      "I genuinely am worried about the sanity of Chief Inspector Dreyfus."

    • @alexcarratu5554
      @alexcarratu5554 Год назад +1

      ​@@GlitchanBlack 😅😅😅

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 11 месяцев назад +2

      I really did think that James was going to kill Richard on that episode.

    • @alexcarratu5554
      @alexcarratu5554 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@scsutton1, same here, James's anger was like that of one who's so angry they're gonna kill someone.

  • @colegleeson3342
    @colegleeson3342 Год назад +54

    Nothing is more indicative that you’re about to see a hilarious scene than when you hear “CLARKSOOOOOOON”

  • @Marcustrashfort
    @Marcustrashfort 4 года назад +137

    3:17 has it affected the handling 😂😂😂

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 Год назад +66

    4:31 the honk always gets me

  • @Fizban321
    @Fizban321 Год назад +30

    There is something cathartic and therapeutic about James May losing his shit

  • @jonwilkinson9695
    @jonwilkinson9695 Год назад +60

    James may being angry=James may reacting reasonably to Jeremy Clarkson being Jeremy Clarkson

  • @simgobel496
    @simgobel496 2 года назад +54

    I don't blame James being angry at Clarkson because he was in such a bad condition and he couldn't get any sleep

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 8 месяцев назад +17

    "This is a 400,000 pound crane! Why would you steer it with a piece of string?! It's got all these knobs and buttons! I steer it, you RELEASE IT!"

  • @Hughjasswipe
    @Hughjasswipe 4 года назад +59

    They look and sound alike but aren't brothers, perfect best friends lmao
    Edit : I can only imagine these guys in their 90s 😂😂

  • @benmatheson1189
    @benmatheson1189 4 года назад +43

    Totally wasnt expecting the rocks being thrown

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Год назад +41

    3:25 James has perfect aim

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 3 месяца назад +3

      And he’s done it like multiple times too like this wasn’t his first time

    • @kidnamedfingerreal
      @kidnamedfingerreal 3 месяца назад

      @@EzraDair James is Agent 47

  • @jspaceemperor420
    @jspaceemperor420 4 года назад +108

    5:41 is so good

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 года назад +15

      That tone of screaming "CLAAARKSOOOOOOOON!" 😂

    • @sebonator3000
      @sebonator3000 2 года назад +5

      CLARKsooon

    • @TTHBLOX_
      @TTHBLOX_ Год назад +5

      Its like a dog

  • @jasonadams5971
    @jasonadams5971 3 года назад +33

    9:38 “CLARKSON!!!!”

  • @ytho00
    @ytho00 11 месяцев назад +14

    that “oh shit” from clarkson at 11:16 😂

  • @danhitchcock727
    @danhitchcock727 11 месяцев назад +7

    As time went on and i got older, i understood James more than the others.

  • @PreciousAlpschindler
    @PreciousAlpschindler 4 года назад +155

    I bet grand tour got a lot of budget for the last one

    • @nolimits300
      @nolimits300 4 года назад +10

      Behind is the most rich man in the world
      Jeff bezos with 175.3 billion USD

    • @noblegrizzlybear5475
      @noblegrizzlybear5475 4 года назад +26

      "Budget does not exceed 23 yen"

    • @mikecharlie794
      @mikecharlie794 3 года назад +22

      Both aircraft had been decomissioned about 2 years prior it seems, so they were destined for scrap - would've already had the isntruments and any other valuable parts removed - they would've only been worth the scrap metal at the point of filming.

    • @martinmar555
      @martinmar555 3 года назад +2

      I thought seamen must be expensive

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 3 года назад

      @@noblegrizzlybear5475 Idk mate drive a bus or smth idc

  • @hubby1765
    @hubby1765 3 года назад +58

    9:20 SPEED AND POWER.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838
    @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 3 года назад +19

    We can now safely say that Jeremy has a confirmed kill count of a lot of Fish.

  • @st-wq3kj
    @st-wq3kj 4 года назад +25

    "you can't even read a compass" lmao

  • @Milkydrummer
    @Milkydrummer Год назад +9

    James pretending to be angry… it’s much funnier when it’s genuine.

  • @yohannesivewright5021
    @yohannesivewright5021 Год назад +12

    2:17 I've never seen him this Grumpy before

  • @oliverhood1732
    @oliverhood1732 Год назад +16

    “My testicles have retreated!”

  • @luisditaa
    @luisditaa Год назад +71

    I know most of this is scripted but i can’t help but feel bad for James

    • @tire_iron488
      @tire_iron488 Год назад +6

      it's mostly not scripted

    • @toximan2008
      @toximan2008 Год назад +7

      Wilman always preferred the term "advised" to scripted

  • @DUNG30NDUCK
    @DUNG30NDUCK 3 месяца назад +3

    5:21 "I'm not gonna get competitive with you about who's the coldest" "I'm the coldest" "we're all the lostest!" aww. Awwww.

  • @mr.youtube975
    @mr.youtube975 4 года назад +25

    I'm never saying stupid anymore.. I will always say Muppet

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 3 года назад +19

    "That's really offensive."
    "I think that's a BIT sexist."

    • @hubby1765
      @hubby1765 3 года назад +4

      May : no its not.(with a straight face)😂😂

  • @georgepearse9069
    @georgepearse9069 3 года назад +15

    6:24 that to release it you Muppet

  • @Jamiejoshuahamilton
    @Jamiejoshuahamilton Год назад +6

    9:04 Richard looks truly devastated over what had just happened to his little project.

  • @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist
    @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist 4 месяца назад +2

    8:20 The OWW with the cauliflower to the head 😂😂

  • @JoJotheMoon1
    @JoJotheMoon1 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:31 You can tell by Jeremy’s face that he was like, “What have I done now?” 😂😂

  • @User-ChairBoom4729
    @User-ChairBoom4729 4 месяца назад +5

    James May being annoyed by his two younger siblings for 12 minutes

  • @georgepearse9069
    @georgepearse9069 2 года назад +15

    0:30 STOP DOING THAT STOP IT GO AWAY

  • @crackheadhunterstv6584
    @crackheadhunterstv6584 3 года назад +8

    pulled his car…
    “why u thea?”💀💀💀😭

  • @grahamwarford5452
    @grahamwarford5452 Год назад +28

    How jessa is still alive and james not doing 25 years is beyond it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @talkshow69
    @talkshow69 3 года назад +26

    Hammond can be really annoying at times. Half of May's rage is due to him and the other half is the gorilla.

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 2 года назад +12

      *Orangutan

    • @talkshow69
      @talkshow69 2 года назад

      @@dirty.dan37 Gorilla. He looks like one too.

  • @mitchellfagan7701
    @mitchellfagan7701 Год назад +6

    CLARKSON!!!! never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CPLP2023
    @CPLP2023 Год назад +4

    Oh I miss the good old days of Top Gear! 😢 Most favourite episode would have to be series 20 episode 5. The caravan test part of the episode had me crying with laughter 😹

  • @AskForDoodles
    @AskForDoodles 4 месяца назад +4

    My fav May rage moment is still the time he tried to cut Clarkson's head off with a machete for ramming into him while on a narrow mountain trail

  • @VendhaRajaRaja
    @VendhaRajaRaja 7 месяцев назад +2

    "You've only subtracted from the community!"😂😂

  • @DDougz
    @DDougz Год назад +12

    Love the scripted stuff, but when he threw that rock he bloody ment it 😂

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 8 месяцев назад +1

    The pranks, the comments, the tampering of cars, and the cussing will never destroy their friendship.

  • @elijahstevenson2546
    @elijahstevenson2546 Год назад +11

    4:12 That's my favorite.

  • @binupapremasiri504
    @binupapremasiri504 Год назад +13

    kinda felt bad for james for the garden

  • @alfredsnyder4
    @alfredsnyder4 3 года назад +12

    I'm Surprised May Had A Good Aim At Clarkson's Back Glass From Where He Was.

  • @TheMitak
    @TheMitak 5 месяцев назад +1

    "You've pulled me in the sea you muppet!" Best line on the entire show

  • @Falcontf
    @Falcontf День назад

    0:46 I love how it's just his gut that comes into frame 😂

  • @jasonadams5971
    @jasonadams5971 3 года назад +12

    8:35 CLARKSON!

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger Год назад +5

    To summarise this video...
    CLARKSOOOOOOON!!!!!
    YOU MUPPET!!!!

  • @smoothie9931
    @smoothie9931 3 года назад +14

    4:24 what episode was this? :o

  • @AlexTheG71
    @AlexTheG71 4 месяца назад +1

    "James, have you broken down?"
    Yes.

  • @Daredevil792Thefinalfantasy
    @Daredevil792Thefinalfantasy 10 месяцев назад +1

    there is nothing like the chemistry of these three presenters.

  • @JRock3091
    @JRock3091 7 месяцев назад +1

    I understand why James has said he is never working with Jeremy again. But damn it made great television 😂😂

  • @commissarkai1791
    @commissarkai1791 7 месяцев назад +1

    As an Englishman who goes between mild annoyance and vapid anger when dealing with certain people. I relate to James

  • @uribobo
    @uribobo 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm gonna miss them 😢

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 11 месяцев назад +1

    "This is a £400,000 crane why would you steer it with a piece of string?!"

  • @SN57ONE
    @SN57ONE 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jeremy Clarkson: *exists*
    James May: "STOP IT! STOP DOING THAT!"

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 Год назад +2

    You can tell James May is angry when his eye twitches

  • @rohinimalliywadu3242
    @rohinimalliywadu3242 11 месяцев назад +4

    9:18 = ''speed and power" 😅

  • @richardcadman2810
    @richardcadman2810 18 дней назад

    ‘Party button!!!!’ 😁👍🚗🔊💥
    ‘STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!’ 😡😂🤣

  • @Alzaar_The_Gunzel
    @Alzaar_The_Gunzel Год назад +3

    I honestly feel bad for James May in these clips

  • @IvyMike-k7u
    @IvyMike-k7u 2 месяца назад +1

    Nothing makes me happier than seeing May upset.
    Apologies.

  • @leom.8540
    @leom.8540 3 года назад +5

    I love him

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu Год назад +3

    - get on with it!
    - go away!

  • @RetrodudeG
    @RetrodudeG 15 дней назад

    That hose bit was hilarious, LOL

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 3 года назад +9

    3:50 can someone explain the context of this clip

    • @concorde837
      @concorde837 3 года назад +6

      That episode is basically Richard Hammond driving a Dodge Challenger and revving it in highway tunnels

    • @rdgrdmedflde4710
      @rdgrdmedflde4710 3 года назад +11

      The joke here was they wanted to "escape" from Hammond while he was away for a jog because he was being all annoying and American with his noisy car and was ruining their Grand Tour trip.
      It's just a scripted joke, of course.

  • @METALLICARULES11
    @METALLICARULES11 Год назад +4

    5:41 James's tone of voice sounds like hes thinking "Oh boy here we go again"

  • @bruiSER-
    @bruiSER- 7 месяцев назад +1

    at 0:46 you can clearly see how actually annoyed may is at Jeremy like that's genuine hatred. Also the T shirt hahaha

  • @ytho00
    @ytho00 9 месяцев назад +4

    every found footage horror scene be like: 7:18

  • @ben6993
    @ben6993 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:20 which episode was this from?

  • @Fuzy2K
    @Fuzy2K 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:01 -- Me when I wake up in the morning

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 4 месяца назад +1

    And this is just the Grand Tour

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 3 года назад +12

    He's angry mostly because of Clarkson

  • @s.z.x.01
    @s.z.x.01 Год назад +3

    Has anyone between Hammond and Clarkson ever yelled MAYYYY or JAMES MAY before? Usually it’s James & Hammond yelling Clarkson and Clarkson yelling Hammond

    • @ZSGreenFalcon
      @ZSGreenFalcon Год назад +5

      "JAAAAMES! STOP FILING!"

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ZSGreenFalcon"JAMES, DOES IT NEED A WASHER: YES OR NO?"

  • @giorgitadumadze8490
    @giorgitadumadze8490 2 года назад +2

    love them

  • @7m_ps-vn9gw
    @7m_ps-vn9gw 10 месяцев назад +2

    "you are a wingless dodo"

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 8 месяцев назад +2

    "We've got to save the car! It's a reef!"

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 7 дней назад

    Hammond: You're right, there are two C's. There's two C's here for believing that THAT C could navigate us.
    That's some fucking brilliant clapbacking.

  • @JuanGamer0202
    @JuanGamer0202 10 дней назад

    James screams at Clarckson, Clarckson screams at Hammond, Hammond screams at...

  • @georgepearse9069
    @georgepearse9069 2 года назад +4

    0:01 help come and rescue I'm going down

    • @oliverhood1732
      @oliverhood1732 Год назад

      What’s the episode’s called?

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 Год назад

      I don't know I haven't watched the episode yet but I believe it even season 4 season 5 or season six of the Grand Tour

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack Год назад

      @@oliverhood1732 Season 2, Episode 10 - "Oh, Canada."

  • @chrispalmer9838
    @chrispalmer9838 2 месяца назад +1

    Old Fiat Panda touches salt water. Dissolves shortly afterwards....

  • @MAGNUM05
    @MAGNUM05 3 года назад +3

    Nice shifter knob, James! LOL

  • @yanzodadon
    @yanzodadon Год назад +2

    Mozambique James May was the best lol

  • @Vykandar
    @Vykandar Год назад +3

    Who else is in favour of changing the english national anthem to "CLAARRKKKSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!"

  • @R.J._Lewis
    @R.J._Lewis Год назад +3

    I just hppe beyond hope that those aircraft were already not airworthy writeoffs before that happened. I love aircraft, I hate to see them destroyed even if it's for a gag.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Год назад +4

    His only rage would he CLARKSON!