The White Lotus | Notable Quotables (Season 2)

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  • @marcomares543
    @marcomares543 2 года назад +2617

    She DEFINITELY should’ve started that spa for poor women, with that girl from Maui

    • @zonedutopia
      @zonedutopia Год назад +235

      I'd be sorry for Belinda if she ended up financially dependent on someone unstable like that 😕

    • @hajnahortobagyi690
      @hajnahortobagyi690 Год назад +35

      @@zonedutopia Yeah, I guess that just makes it more depressing, even if she finenced it she probably would have made a lot of teribel changes to make it more like what she wanted it to be, and demand endless atention from her. Tho I guess even actually the buznise could have grown independent of her, it would have been a nightmare.

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 Год назад +16

      nah, like she said in Season 1, that poor women would only be suffering just being around her, and since she owns the buisness she would be trapped

    • @Alicia-vq8jg
      @Alicia-vq8jg Год назад +4

      They both be trapped because that woman will be using her for money it’s not a big deal

    • @katerinadicamella
      @katerinadicamella 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes that's exactly what she said!!!😂😂😂🤭

  • @MissEzi
    @MissEzi 2 года назад +1760

    "and youre quite old! no?" LMFAOO ONE OF MY FAVE LINE DELIVERIES FROM THIS WHOLE SHOW

  • @lonemotheo1964
    @lonemotheo1964 2 года назад +1669

    "Monica Viti is dead.... But Yes"
    best foreshadowing ever

  • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
    @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 2 года назад +1142

    "THESE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME!" 🤣

    • @luceinbattaglia9425
      @luceinbattaglia9425 Год назад +21

      And the old man is gay too😂..that’s even funnier!😂

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx Год назад +2

      Iconic

    • @Supamav11
      @Supamav11 Год назад +6

      This was the best line of the season 😂

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 Год назад +1

      where is it in here

    • @arielle8888
      @arielle8888 Год назад +25

      So they can decorate their houses or some shit!

  • @jaancastelltortt22
    @jaancastelltortt22 2 года назад +1019

    "We are too young to be this old"
    Damn that hits hard

    • @abraham7140
      @abraham7140 Год назад +1

      @@wintersolstice4793 because you’re in a relationship?

  • @timbennett4016
    @timbennett4016 2 года назад +662

    "peppa pig." she said that so confidently

    • @868tatj
      @868tatj 9 месяцев назад +7

      I literally laughed out loud when she said that. Love Valentina

    • @imetacrab
      @imetacrab 5 месяцев назад +3

      the 'behind the scenes' said that was an ad lib. absolutely incredible

  • @esteban9716
    @esteban9716 2 года назад +888

    personal reminder taken from tanya's wisdom: "when you're empty inside and you have no direction, you end up in some crazy places, right? but you'll still be lost"

    • @xoxjelloxox
      @xoxjelloxox Год назад +1

      What’s the solution?

    • @esteban9716
      @esteban9716 Год назад +3

      @@xoxjelloxox tell me if you find it out 🙃

    • @aleesham6604
      @aleesham6604 Месяц назад

      @@xoxjelloxoxget your shit together

  • @11Hand1e11
    @11Hand1e11 Год назад +793

    "That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard" is so subtle but SO funny it makes me feel like Jennifer Coolidge must have improv'd it, it feels so natural to Tanya's character lol

    • @ge9575
      @ge9575 Год назад +20

      michael scott kinda line

    • @bingoing
      @bingoing Год назад +9

      lol she did actually

  • @kaviyn_da_king4020
    @kaviyn_da_king4020 2 года назад +1817

    Valentina is by far the most fun to watch along with Jennifer obviously

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 2 года назад +109

      The managers are the best in the series lol I loved Valentina and Armond.

    • @donsolo7860
      @donsolo7860 2 года назад +60

      Peppa pig?

    • @SpaztasticSheep
      @SpaztasticSheep 2 года назад +2

      @@deannas2778 facts

    • @caRlesMas1
      @caRlesMas1 Год назад +1

      She's savage

    • @JonathanMWeiss
      @JonathanMWeiss Год назад +13

      @@donsolo7860, the Peppa Pig line slayed me.

  • @mekrenia
    @mekrenia 2 года назад +777

    Tanya's cry-mode, I can't... 🤣
    like the haute couture of suffering...

    • @bossl6982
      @bossl6982 2 года назад +48

      "haute couture of suffering" 💀💀💀

    • @Sam-0827
      @Sam-0827 Год назад +1

      Perfectly said 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adhistie1694
      @adhistie1694 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @DunmerSG
    @DunmerSG 2 года назад +639

    "Get your shit together, Portia". I'm not Portia but i felt that on a personal level.

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV 6 месяцев назад +3

      i really connected with what she said but maybe its because i'm bipolar

    • @crossstreeter
      @crossstreeter 23 дня назад

      Really conected

  • @katelynoreilly6144
    @katelynoreilly6144 2 года назад +533

    The best bit about the Peppa Pig line is Valentina says it after Tanya tags a drag on a cigarette lol, like that’s what clinched it for her

  • @looney1023
    @looney1023 Год назад +500

    "I can't be responsible for everything I say. I'm concussed." is like a perfectly written line delivered perfectly by a legend

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 2 года назад +346

    "That's the weirdest voice ever heard"-basically everytime I travel by public transport

  • @irulan8854
    @irulan8854 2 года назад +234

    "I mean it's a penis, it's not a sunset"

  • @hardcandy9880
    @hardcandy9880 Год назад +347

    The Peppa Pig line was an ad lib. Was not scripted at all. That actress is a genius lol.

  • @sandrinesugi3857
    @sandrinesugi3857 Год назад +317

    The "she disappeared! That's one fast slut." line makes me laugh real hard. Idk she just delivers it so earnestly lol

    • @kittykatforever998
      @kittykatforever998 Год назад +17

      in italian it's even funnier! she says something closer to "she's even fast, that slut!", but it's mostly the delivery that makes it

  • @MattPoe742
    @MattPoe742 Год назад +295

    “Well…he was kinda…fuckin his uncle” GOT ME! Like so nonchalant and Portia’s like “you couldn’t have mentioned that before I left with him” 😂

  • @vvalendo
    @vvalendo Год назад +112

    the delivery of "well, he was kinda fucking his uncle" gets me every time

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel 2 года назад +194

    „I was gone for one fucking night and you did molly with hookers!?” I’m WHEEZING

  • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
    @glowcloudwheatproducts495 2 года назад +471

    The actor that plays the grandfather (F. Murray Abraham) doesn't get enough credit for how good he is here. He's the same actor who played Salieri in Amadeus btw.

    • @trishfitzpatrick3264
      @trishfitzpatrick3264 2 года назад +2

      Great stage actor

    • @alespin5597
      @alespin5597 Год назад +11

      He was also Omar in Scarface

    • @woudgy
      @woudgy Год назад +8

      I know, he is so perfect. You can totally see how he screwed up his son without understanding why

    • @zainbhojani
      @zainbhojani Год назад +1

      Most importantly….Uncle Excelsior in Louie. 01:26

    • @siddharthnaagar7028
      @siddharthnaagar7028 Год назад +1

      And won an Oscar for it

  • @skyary9771
    @skyary9771 2 года назад +185

    "I thought it was only three😭" was so funny to me

  • @nikkipringles
    @nikkipringles Год назад +146

    “So they can decorate their houses or some shit”
    DECEASED ✋🏽💀

  • @salthesteamengine
    @salthesteamengine Год назад +75

    “DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS?!?!” i was rolling on the fricking flooor omg😭

  • @Seanwichh
    @Seanwichh 2 года назад +1094

    “…and he’s not non-binary” I was so confused as why she would say that, but it was hilarious at the same time

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree 2 года назад +367

      I thought it was funny and a bit of a sly commentary on a kinda new modern dating difficulty for girls where you're talking to someone who ostensibly is able to go through life like any other cishet white guy but he says he's non-binary and suddenly he's just as oppressed as you, if not more.

    • @lilovs9952
      @lilovs9952 2 года назад +12

      @@swooningtree exactly

    • @fruit4evr
      @fruit4evr 2 года назад +18

      @@swooningtreeI’m not all that aware of the modern cis het dating experience nowadays. is that a thing that’s happening?

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree 2 года назад +186

      @@fruit4evr a little bit tbh. The line could have also been to show that Portia is only “woke” in a performative way, and/or to telegraph her attraction to guys that are more traditionally masculine but ultimately not good for her.

    • @nickjoy6389
      @nickjoy6389 2 года назад +89

      @@swooningtree I thought it was kind of a preface to her later rant on modern dating. How she’s sick of guys who perform wokeness. How a guy can just say he’s non binary and knows the discord but at the end of the day can’t make her feel anything because he’s too afraid to. Instead of just someone who can have fun with her. I think she’s too Anxious to be woke or even be performatively woke. Idk? 😭

  • @Parax94
    @Parax94 2 года назад +309

    I wanted to see "It’s hard to sleep because of what’s happening in the world. -What? What’s happening in the world?"

    • @chatnoir60609
      @chatnoir60609 2 года назад +15

      Definitely one of my favorites too 😂

    • @kassiogomes8498
      @kassiogomes8498 Год назад +5

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 i dont think they care about being annoying or not being annoying. I think if someone gets anxious about climate change, violence, wars, etc doesn't really care about your annoyance.

    • @BDAKs24
      @BDAKs24 Год назад +6

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 I agree. Once you learn that your actions have literally zero impact on the world then you learn to just enjoy life and not worry so much.

  • @chelsraknrl4218
    @chelsraknrl4218 2 года назад +140

    P E P P A P I G

  • @teenie36214
    @teenie36214 2 года назад +107

    “They come and go” 😂💀🙈

  • @o0ss_st
    @o0ss_st Год назад +28

    “Get your shit together Portia” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mffmrs
    @mffmrs 2 года назад +149

    That "Guess who I am?" bit nearly killed me. 🤣🤣

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 2 года назад +149

    Genuinely laughed out loud at the “Gorgeous sky” line. 😂

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel 2 года назад +133

    honestly harper has one of the best one liners

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio Год назад +10

      I reckon some of her best lines were missing here. At least the line at 2:00 of this compilation made it.

  • @prosk8er1995
    @prosk8er1995 2 года назад +268

    I should've started that spa for poor woman with the girl from Maui😂 poor Belinda

  • @Komnenit
    @Komnenit Год назад +53

    “These gays are trying to murder me” LOL

  • @diegosolano3570
    @diegosolano3570 Год назад +113

    I laughed so hard that I cried with that scene between the producer and Valentina explaining the coming and going of the Italian girls 😅😂

  • @ryanwagner7980
    @ryanwagner7980 2 года назад +92

    god what a thoroughly quotable season.

  • @AndrewVanBeekOttawa
    @AndrewVanBeekOttawa Год назад +53

    I need to be able to forget this show so I can watch it again

  • @thecountofcomedy
    @thecountofcomedy 2 года назад +36

    How no one talking about: "like father, like father, like son"
    Old man with the zingers!

  • @redpanda_009
    @redpanda_009 Год назад +74

    The fact they say all of this seriously makes it funnier 😂

  • @PopcornRecap
    @PopcornRecap Год назад +47

    Peppa Pig always gets me. And it wasn’t even in the script! 😂

  • @Aleksssssssss
    @Aleksssssssss 9 месяцев назад +8

    “Is that the queen of Sicily?”

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG Год назад +41

    “that’s the weirdest voice ive ever heard” lol the fact that he shows up later is actually so cool

  • @camillesicam3795
    @camillesicam3795 Год назад +49

    Harper’s “we’re too young to be this old” line!!!!

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 Год назад +13

    "We're too young to be this old..."Definitely the quote ever!

  • @jppaludetto16
    @jppaludetto16 Год назад +12

    "You need. To drain. The sack." is so stupid, i love it

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY 2 года назад +72

    “did you knit your little cap?”

  • @brynncastillo6978
    @brynncastillo6978 Год назад +30

    This season was the best show I’ve seen so far in 2023. I have no idea where each episode was going

  • @nikksterr0902
    @nikksterr0902 Год назад +26

    You cut out the funniest line-read of the whole show!
    “Is that the Queen of Sicily?”
    “*sharp inhale*…yes”

  • @offbeat65
    @offbeat65 2 года назад +70

    This series is for the ages.

  • @ellelu914
    @ellelu914 Год назад +37

    the cutoffs are making this funnier

  • @eggbeater1682
    @eggbeater1682 2 года назад +80

    I can’t unsee April Ludgate when she’s being sarcastic 😂

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio Год назад +3

      When Harper is talking dirty, it's like she is being a less dirty version of Lenore from "Dirty Grandpa".

  • @magma4168
    @magma4168 Год назад +40

    Ethan putting down Cameron was long-awaited, honestly.

    • @rai2423
      @rai2423 Год назад +10

      I feel like Cameron wanted to “put down” Ethan tho 👀 The way he always called him baby and said all that weird shit when they were alone.

  • @brih220
    @brih220 Год назад +85

    The “…he’s not non-binary” took me out like why would she say that??? 😂😂😂

  • @FiremanDuval
    @FiremanDuval 2 года назад +44

    The Peppa Pig line destroyed me

  • @midnightpoetisa
    @midnightpoetisa 2 года назад +52

    They come and go omg 😂

  • @vickyoli
    @vickyoli Год назад +39

    The queen of Sicily killed me xD!
    PS: Ethan, and the fight🥵

  • @enderwiggins8248
    @enderwiggins8248 Год назад +82

    Dafne is my favorite character. She had a particular philosophy and she never got derailed

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 Год назад +24

      ultimately though, I think that her philosophy only gives her temporary satisfaction in life. you can tell that behind the front she puts on, she seems quite lonely and is avoidant of pretty much all the problems within her marriage and the outside world.

    • @Asterite100
      @Asterite100 Год назад +18

      @@aster9051 Right, like she seems like an actually decent person deep down, but she's so pressed on being the victim that she starts to hollow herself out and just not... care about anything. One scene in particular I remember is her lamenting about not having any real friends that she can confide in because they're fake, two-faced, and catty. It's clear that nearly everyone in her life disappoints her but she just has to roll with it because "life is unfair" or something like that.
      It's almost like the saying "ignorance is bliss" but on Daphne's part it's willful ignorance. She thinks the alternative of being an emotional recluse is just "being a victim."

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 Год назад +2

      @@Asterite100 you are so spot on, i can definitely see the willful 'ignorance is bliss' mentality and how that paired with her almost obsession of trying to not feel like a victim is the basis of how she leads her life.

    • @SergiuLungu
      @SergiuLungu День назад

      Dafne could be Rachel from the first season, after she decided to be happy with her rich husband at the end of the season.

  • @leloupdessteppes3228
    @leloupdessteppes3228 Год назад +29

    Tanya’s laugh is freaking hilarious 😂

  • @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю
    @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю Год назад +11

    ❤️ that series make me emotional and i love them from the start to the end

  • @UltimateAwe
    @UltimateAwe 2 года назад +19

    A WORK OF ART.

  • @justagrlwithnoname
    @justagrlwithnoname Год назад +7

    “I can’t be responsible for everything I say. I’m concussed”
    Is my new go-to line for any off-color comments I make

  • @yansalazar2057
    @yansalazar2057 2 года назад +46

    Love it! Season 1! Please!!!

  • @Heleninini
    @Heleninini Год назад +20

    Peppa pig will forever be iconic

  • @dante1707
    @dante1707 Год назад +10

    “Let’s fun”
    Ok I just got it 😂

  • @shelbynamels7948
    @shelbynamels7948 11 месяцев назад +6

    watching this makes tthe SNL sketch even funnier.

  • @harsheldoshi7814
    @harsheldoshi7814 Год назад +30

    These are some high end gays 🤣🤣

  • @whattypeofx7750
    @whattypeofx7750 2 года назад +27

    now when im an a function of any kind, trust i will always ask if they have any oreo cookie cake

  • @Momoeki21
    @Momoeki21 11 месяцев назад +8

    2:30 will forever be iconic

  • @SpankyPUA
    @SpankyPUA Год назад +13

    this show was just fkin perfect

  • @FromPolandWithROAAAAR
    @FromPolandWithROAAAAR Год назад +22

    Hahahaha, Jennifer killed it! Love the second season!
    Also: "our Achilles heel is Achilles cock" LMAO!😂😂😂

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 Год назад +12

    "It's a penis not a sunset "😆👏

  • @Air.keccc1
    @Air.keccc1 Год назад +10

    “Hey buddy whats up” 😭

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY 2 года назад +25

    this is perfect!!!

  • @oakleywyatt1717
    @oakleywyatt1717 Год назад +12

    you really saved the best for last

  • @Whippets
    @Whippets Год назад +11

    Quentin: Tell me everything, from the beginning.
    Tanya: Well, I was born is San Francisco.
    Quentin: Oh, from the very beginning.
    Couldn't stop smiling after that, well played, very well played.

  • @minibrain711
    @minibrain711 Год назад +14

    that fucking cry at 5:20 is gonna do me in 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dog-bb8hr
    @Dog-bb8hr Год назад +8

    6:08 Oh, boy. If he only knew.. 😂

  • @teatime009
    @teatime009 8 месяцев назад +1

    whoever did this edit did a great job technically. Great stuff.

  • @15iannava
    @15iannava 2 года назад +50

    Valentina is the best.

  • @ambretlt
    @ambretlt Год назад +16

    “timothee chamalet”

  • @rigso321
    @rigso321 2 года назад +53

    Peppa pig 💀

  • @wViOw
    @wViOw Год назад +4

    I looooved this season

  • @MsCorpora
    @MsCorpora Год назад +7

    2:44 Yes! My favorite quote made it! :D

  • @georgexfekete
    @georgexfekete Год назад +13

    We are too young to be this old.

  • @konstantinheller4661
    @konstantinheller4661 Год назад +7

    The peppa pig line 😂

  • @Dog_Alarmed
    @Dog_Alarmed Месяц назад +2

    There’s a lot more hilarious lines. Remember when entering the gay’s house, Tanya said to Portia “don’t steal anything” 😂 and also the boat funeral is hilarious.

  • @joeflynn2615
    @joeflynn2615 2 года назад +31

    So they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂

  • @Cocomeetschanel
    @Cocomeetschanel 9 месяцев назад +3

    “I mean it’s a penis not a sunset.” 😭

  • @kmose364
    @kmose364 Год назад +10

    Oh from the very beginning

  • @naid5533
    @naid5533 2 года назад +34

    What?? Timothy chamalet??🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @biohead66
    @biohead66 2 года назад +21

    0:19 almost killed me it was so real

  • @frenchyontravel
    @frenchyontravel Год назад +6

    Peppa Pig 🐷 !!! Ah excellent 😂😂😂😂

  • @AleQueenofSpace
    @AleQueenofSpace Год назад +4

    2:27 what we all came looking for

  • @adrianrosario4196
    @adrianrosario4196 2 года назад +14

    Guess who I am... Uhhh, Peppa Pig! 🤣🤣

  • @TchudakPOV
    @TchudakPOV 4 месяца назад +2

    8:52 what it feels to have a mental illness in your twenties 🎉😂

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV 4 месяца назад +1

      To people seeing this she's right get your shit together people 😅😂

  • @siddharthnaagar7028
    @siddharthnaagar7028 Год назад +8

    Honey these are some high-end gays

  • @randomthings2533
    @randomthings2533 Год назад +4

    this but out of context 💀💀

  • @puffeiffer
    @puffeiffer 4 месяца назад +1

    4:21 when did Tom Hollander turn into Elton John? 😂😂😂

  • @Cocomeetschanel
    @Cocomeetschanel 9 месяцев назад +5

    “…and he’s not non binary.” 😭

  • @noctomd8517
    @noctomd8517 11 месяцев назад +3

    So that they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂😂