Lung Surgery, Onion Man, Rejected Deep Dive Topics + More
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even when she can’t breathe, tia still protects us from onion man
edit: i can’t believe i get this many likes when i misspell teya’s name. i’m sorry i have dumb bitch disease
She protecc us from Onion
Onion attacc
But most importantly,
Teya deserves love
Matthew Fabian Yes
*teya
Sometime in the future:
Teya: *Dies.*
Onion Boy: *Releases a new book.*
Teya: Okay here's the tea.
*gets revived from the dead to spill the tea*
If onion somehow outlives *Teya* i'm-
A merciful God would not allow Onion Nazi to outlive our wonderful Goth Gay Mother
@Sepia Amy goth gay *moth*
Bold of you to assume she can die
doctor: don't do it
teya: *holds up dog*
doctor: oh my god-
@Anthonie White I-
Doctor: am I a joke to you?
teya don't lift your dog you'll hurt yourself oh god oh fuck she can't hear us she's got airpods in
what’s up dog?
Strange eons: * rises from a coffin like a vampire* Thursday my child, get me my *eyeliner*
Serbian?
I just pictured this and it made me so happy omg
This made my day
Thursday, slithering across the floor with eyeliner on it's head: Yes mother dear.
@@sam.onella not slithering... *levitating*
“Well here I am. A dumbass”
Me too hun
A whole-ass mood tbh
absolute mood
you're too basic get out
Story of my life
the most relatable content
Fun fact: I found a classmate who watches you..
How I found out:
She said Big boy galaxy brain.
I asked: strange Aeons?
she said: duh
a true queen
That's how you know they're gay
I remember the same thing happened to me
Big boy galaxy brain time B)
I proclaim big boy galaxy brain as the new girl in red
Nobody:
Teya's Lungs: **snap crackle pop**
LMAO NOOOO
All of These Comments and Replies are Making Me Pop a Lung of My Own aa
IM EATING THEM RIGHT NOW
@@willsimpsart stops that's illegal
HAHAHA
"Why are you always dying?"
"I'd be too power full otherwise, God gonna keep me in check somehow."
What a mood.
We love a power lung queen
“If you are looking to fight God himself I would say pop your collar”
Wise words Teya.
That was my favorite line.
It's such a powerful line.
I would believe that as a quote from The Outsiders 😂
@@stanconnorstan4266 Yesss! That is one of my favorite books and movies!
I don't have anything to contribute, but bruh u got my name give it back
ive had 6 collapsed lungs (spontaneous pneumothorax's) i feel your pain, bum lung gang 4 life
@Garett Crook youre telling me m8
You should get a new one
I read this as you having 6 lungs
i had it once, i didnt let it recover, went back again lmaoo
As someone who's had 1 lung collapse twice within a month (followed by surgery) this is n o t comforting 😭 let's cross our fingers that our lungs will stay intact in the future
Hey I think one of those pillows came to life and is masquerading as your dog.
This ^
Boot, boof
Shhhhhh. Don’t out him like that! If a pillow wants to be an adorable puppy then let him.
Since there are two pillows, maybe there was previously only one pillow, and it reproduced by asexual mitosis? I may not be using the right biological terms. I am not familiar with pillow reproduction.
Update: I think the pillow on the far left is slowly moving.
incorrect, daphne is the bi girl that has such a straight vibe that no girls (velma) ever ask her out because they just assume she's into fred
I don’t want to be offensive but u are not ruining my childhood ship of Fred and daphne and also she litterly loved Fred
@@ailinamari damn calm down
Galaxy brain: the mystery gang are a poly hippie commune that live together with their dog.
In the movie daphne and velma were gonna date but then the producers were told to make it "child safe" and at the time a lesbian relationship would make it pg13 so last minute they made it straight
@@ailinamari if she's bi your childhood would remain intact either way
"flannels or jean jackets?"
Both of them together
*What are you? Straight?*
Did you mean
Sam Winchester
Never have I heard someone weaponize that last phrase like Teya did. Truly powerful.
In all fairness, I'm a straight guy and even I know this.
*pan panic ensues*
Macy Jade *pan-ic*
"If you were looking to fight god, himself, I would say pop your collar."
Bless your gay heart.
Saint Sacrifice best quote ever
"Bold of you to assume that it won't be him who consumes me" - Teya, post lung surgery, 2019
coincidentally, "fighting god himself" is actually the topic of onion boy's 3rd book
He has a *third* book?!?
@@therealweedfart unfortunately
I'm not even surprised. He and neckbeards give atheists a bad name
I hope she reviews it eventually
@@femmefuntime :)
What is Teya’s lung’s favorite genre of music?
*POP*
I’ll show myself out
Alayna Schwarzer best comment ever
I love and hate this
Woe
I hope she sees this and laughs lmao
I’m fucking shaking this is great
but my school's blouse a l r e a d y has rolled-up sleeves
the uniform designers knew what they were doing
Wear a bowtie or pop your collar then, God will fight you himself
A person who disregards a doctor's advice and picks up a dog. You have earned my respect.
Yeah, let’s ignore doctors advice and when we get harmed in some way, let’s sue them because even though they die everything right, we are just too retarded
@@tsfbaf303 Geez, who hurt you?
Meine Namen Do you need to talk to someone? Are you okay?
@@tsfbaf303 Hun, you good?
I love that this fan base is one “eff off” and a bunch of “oh hunny r u ok?”s
Bird fursona confirmed.
Jagg Lion ..feathersona?
Furb-sona😂
"...outside the ordered universe, that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion, which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity."
--H. P. Lovecraft's description of Onision
I think even Azathoth is less mindless than the onion boy.
legendre007 I’m so sorry this is amazing but all I can think of when I see hp lover crafts name is what he called his cat
@@sunshinepunkish you mean [redacted]man
I CHOKED
Wow wtf that's so offensive, don't insult my eldritch horror bois like that
“what is the spice of life” i said oregano like a beat before her and i fully stepped back and i don’t know what put that in my head... oregano.
Girl, take some time off to recover, its okay. We'll be here when you get back. Take care of yourself, love
Anya Darling this is so important and necessary omg I’m glad other people care too !!
I realized half way throught that since it was sponsored, they come with contracts where you say when you're posting it... so she had to put one out today. thats also why the audible commercial is in her room, becausevit was filmed for the originally planned videos.
she's takin care of the BANK ♡♡♡♡
Unfortunately the youtube algorithm is unforgiving
"I popularized reading onion man's books a little bit" sis you're practically feeding his career
The lesbian queen of lung surgeries, onion choppings and doggos, you're genuinely my favorite youtuber ❤️
You'd think she took your breath away but it was her who had her breath taken away.
@@TheCinderfang GAZATKAZLSLAZA OMG
@@TheCinderfang Fatality! Flawless victory.
@@TheCinderfang wow thats so #Deep
"My Favourite Thing About Collapsing Lungs Is That You Can Reinflate Them" ~Strange AEons 2019
4:00 "if your looking to fight god him self i would say pop your collar"
I LOST IT XD
Krimson Rogue read onions third book with rubber gloves on.
I love that guy.
"I'd read you some of this, but l don't want this video to get demonitized!"
And on the 8th day, God said, We must nerf that powerful lesbian! Collapse her lungs!
She probably popped her collar, so God got back at her
@@wakawakawakawaka8804 she popped her collar, he popped her lungs
@@SalimDoodles power move.
Absolute madlad
God wouldn’t hurt her. He has mad love for Teya.
"If you're looking to fight God himself, pop your collar"
Now THAT'S a tattoo
"A gay haircut will go a very long way" words to live by. Hope you have a speedy recovery!
I wish. I had more guys on me when I had my undercut and Chelsea cut
I have the most ridiculous crush on you
Your voice alone is PRESH
Yooooo Karuna i love both of your channels with my entire soul can we get a collab
it always makes me so happy when a fav youtuber of mine likes another fav :,0
Oh my-
Is it just me who find her amazingly pretty?
Oh my god my two favorite youtubers in one place❤
Some of the old ladies at my grandma's bingo call her chicken legs.
i need to reply to this because at the moment there are 69 likes and i dont want to undo the magic but i need to show my support somehow
@@iexisthello8249 LMAO your support is much appreciated soldier
If you want to fight god himself, pop your collar.
If you want to fight onions, pop your lung.
Very nice
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I ch0keD
TheWilderCat This made me WHEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEE
COUGH
COUGH
HELP
"please date me," i say with a mouth full of potato chips.
Scarlett S. “sure,” I reply, elbow-deep in a tub of chocolate cookie dough ice cream.
"a really dope future where we're all gay in space"
ma'am do you mean: *star trek*
*"What are you, straight?!"* Absolutely iconic 👌🏻
nobody:
Teya's lungs: DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
I hope you recover happily 💕💕 I love you, you funky little lesbian
funky little lesbian has the same amount of syllables as spooky scary skeletons and so I read that part to the beat of spooky scary skeletons
@@moriahveillon2583 SKSKSKSKSH
@@moriahveillon2583 I wanna personally thank you for this comment
Im 6'0 and use to wear pink and black like every day so everyone called me a damn flamingo.....😑 So we shall be birds together my chicken legged gay friend 😂😂
I'd love to see more wholesome Tumblr Deep Dives like Goblincore lol. Also,we love a good Q&A
Micah Mosse I don't go on tumblr anymore so I'd love to see more good tumblr content, like grandmacore and other tags related to goblincore. C:
"God's gotta keep me in check somehow"
~ Teya, on why she's always dying
You also said you would never spend the time or money on making a long furby but here we are, the fur suit is coming
watch as Teya descends into both the Furby and Furry fandoms.
Boom, Pop, the sound of Tey's longs. The wheeze goes on and on and on and
I know you posted this a year ago, but just so you know this is amazing
BOTH OF THEM
TOGETHER
L A Y E R E D
what are you, straight?
When you finish all of Onion Man’s books, you should do a dramatic reading of excerpts from Girl Defined books
Teya I love your 3 dogs. The 1 you picked up and the 2 on the sofa
“What are you straight?” Is by far the best quote in the universe and nobody can change my mind. I want to get a jean jacket because of this quote. It is brilliant, a milestone in human history.
The problems regarding your lungs have me worried for you. 😢 I'm relieved you're still here with us, regaling us with your explorations of strangeness and Eldritch Horrrrrrors on the internet (such as Onision). And clearing up misconceptions about furries, Tumblr goblins, and long-necked furbies. 😊
Onion is too fucking stupid to be an eldritch horror
Daily reminder that long-furby is a crime against life itself
teya please i need you to become an official member of the furby community i need more thursday plurbonym-boyporridge content
but also take time to rest because i kinda like you and don't think you being dead would help me
HAPPY LATE MOTHER'S DAY MOM
"What are you, straight?!" As a straight woman, I am CACKLING.
"Well here I am. A dumbass."
A consistent mood I relate to
"A gay haircut will go a long way" well a gay haircut isn't that long it's pretty short rlly.
Yeah I'll just leave
Me: I want to get a semi-colon tattoo
Teya: ........... tall bird
"I'm too powerful otherwise, god's gotta keep me in check somehow" is my new favorite response for when people ask about my chronic illness.
Why do you look more like Winona Ryder in this video than in even the one where you were deliberately invoking her aesthetic?
Teya: *coughs*
Lung: I'm up out...
[ 0 ] days since Teya's lung has popped
Teya: *pops collar*
God: *quakes in fear*
i'm literally fucking shaking
Notification gays checking in 👌
Am here
Have been called
she summoned us ;D
A little late, but here and queer
Gang gayng
The thing about rolling the sleeves up on a catholic school uniform...i feel so seen. I did exactly that.
Your tattoo is a beauty. Truly inspiring. Magnificent. You should name the bird.
"What is the spice of life?"
You- Oregano
Me- A place to buy sex toys
Dear God, what have I become?
Fuck you, cinnamon gang
Defend us from the onion man
“Wanna come to my house and play Minecraft with me? I can make streudel” is absolutely gonna be my next pickup line
I should be studying for my GCSEs but mother lesbian uploaded so...
As good a reason as any
I should be revising to A levels, relate there bud!
Same
@@kn0on816 good luck 😁
Aah I relate
At least in my pride and prejudice essay tomorrow I can have a minor gay celebration
We need to set up a kickstarter to buy this poor gay a bionic lung
I should be doing homework but this is more important😔✊
Same
The video will still be here when you get back!! Try to just map out what needs to be done or the steps you need to take to get it done. Please!!
mood,,should be studying
Love a queen w priorities
Your dog match your pillows that's genius!! If you go anywhere for a long time you can bring one of these bad boys along and it feels like doggo when you pet it
you should read Fingersmith! Lesbian! Victorian! Drama! Gothic!
my university gave out free copies for all the students and it was Hype to read it with all the other wlw in my dorm
what university gives out free BOOKS, especially gay ones, and how do I go there????
@@RocketNinjaSlap Yeah, each new batch of freshers get a free book, and the leftovers from orientation are given out to the rest of the student body. I honestly don't know who's in charge of the free-book list, but in the years I've gone there has been books about eco-terrorism, the personhood of animals, and gay victorian orphans falling in love. I want to shake that person's hand. xD
If you're honest about which college, it's the University of St Andrews in Scotland. Go Sinners!
Whaaaat thats a lit uni fam. Especially all reading it in a dorm, so gay lol I liked the BBC version, too, but the main actress really bothered me. Still good though.
Teya: * sees the couch *
Teya: ya know... those pillows would be some interesting decor choices * sits on front of the couch and thus triggering my quote knowlegde *
"... because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with more challenges. And I don't have time to worry about what is and what is not a chair"
-Virgil (anxiety) from Sanders Sides
Can confirm, rolled up sleeves with your uniform will give you next level gay energy
“If you were looking to fight God himself, I would say pop your collar”
“What’s are you? Straight?”
now that is the reason I subscribed. Random comments like that🤣🤣💖💖💖
Hmm, i remember a sleep paralysis demon called Onion man. Hated him.
teya, for the love of god, how tall are you
its alluded in so many videos that youre fairly tall and im slowly being driven insane by the amount of speculation im doing about this
also ur great and wonderful big fan
she's 5'8 :) she said so in a vid, that or 5'7
WAIT. I'm 13 and taller than her. I'm 5' 9". And I'm not the tallest in my school year
@@thegalacticfrog1856 hoho I’m the same age as you and 5’11
It’s both very perfect and oddly foreign to see you holding a doggo
Hey just something cool I thought I’d mention. In 16 and want to be involved with film and theatre, had a few months getting work experience with a fairly big prop company local to me in the uk and they actually provided a lot of the props (either hand made, modified or purchased) for gentlemen jack. Like I spend hours sewing bails and making barrel things for harbour scenes and finding old clocks that fit the time period. It was really cool.
Also I love you and your content.
That’s so awesome! Hope you’re doing well. I’m involved in that industry too and did something similar.
I'm a simple girl, I see a notification from Strange Aeons, I click
I stumbled across your account a couple days ago and this is now my favorite internet rabbit hole. Thank you for bringing this hilarity into my life.
Yes he’s a very good woof specimen
I got some lesbian pulp and it's been sitting on my shelf
When I came out, I read so many books and watched so many movies.
Did you skin his family for those fabulous pillows?
Uhh finally somebody who watches gentleman jack!! its soo good and don't understand why there aren't more wlw talking about it
well let me take a guess who the one dislike is from
Vegetarian bbbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhhhhdddddddaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
Galaxy brain
“what are you? s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ?”
lmao i’m dying
I thought there was a long furbie in the couch at first lol
Teya!! If you're anxious about writing a book, the piece of advice that got me writing mine is 'the first draft is you telling yourself the story'. It really takes the pressure off and allows u to just enjoy writing it without thinking of an audience!!
Yes Brooke and Yvie and Vanjie dragging along!!! Are you reading my mind? Ok I am just to hyped for the last few episodes :D
When you're so savage you make the onions cry.
Me: *looks at title*
Me: *grabs popcorns* This is gonna be good
Teya: **reads Onion Boy’s book**
Teya’s Lungs: _guess I’ll die now_
I like the picture in the background. It really ties the room together.
That's actually a carpet. She is sitting on the wall.
Please, where do you buy your clothes??? That print of that shirt in the sponsored clip has me dying!!!
I'd recommend thrift stores!! Lots of tacky tropical prints and plaid for the gay asthetic
@@CS-di1dt I do already, and I find some really beautiful prints and plaid pieces, but those shirts that she has are giving me print envy 🤣
audible is rly good im so happy u got sponsored!! our lesbian mom gettin that ad ✨
I've cut my bangs just like yours cause I've fallen in love with your hair, it was the best decision I've ever made, thank you for inspiring me!
parents have a really nice couch
okay but can we just talk about how beautiful teya's eyes are?? the coolest colour wowee
O n i o n m a n
That cheered me up today, thanks.
Having just finished my own exams yesterday, I understand what you mean.
This was fun to watch.
"God's gotta keep me in check somehow" is my new favorite response and i WILL use it