Gunna and Chlöe Bailey, Cocaine Hippos, and Capybaras Gone Wild | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Sex and the City reboot looks, Gunna and Chlöe Bailey take in an Atlanta Hawks game, Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos, Capybaras run amok in Argentina, Vaccination rates by astrological signs, and Royal Caribbean's nine-month around the world cruise.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 166

  • @kb-gl6se
    @kb-gl6se 2 года назад +369

    mero's got the best hippo impersonation in the western hemisphere, the brand is zoological

  • @ss11111ss
    @ss11111ss 2 года назад +121

    Gunna dresses like someones grandmother who is complaining about the cold

    • @whitzala
      @whitzala 2 года назад +4

      I came here for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeebydeeby
      @jeebydeeby 2 года назад +3

      that's gunna j blige what you mean

  • @shards0fwords
    @shards0fwords 2 года назад +25

    So glad y’all are back ❤️🤘

  • @stbcurt4250
    @stbcurt4250 2 года назад +3

    Desus face when he asked if he could eat them 🤣🤣🤣

  • @youngnoclout2245
    @youngnoclout2245 2 года назад +1

    the Kid Hippo came outta nowhere, i fell dead to the ground as soon as he did it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 2 года назад +5

    Don't let me get bored and write that Desus and Mero fanfic... 😂😭

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL 2 года назад +1

    Flip up some Capybara Steaks!

  • @lunasweats126
    @lunasweats126 2 года назад +3

    Yo when he said that’s a year and she just said No had me dying

  • @Chickienugs
    @Chickienugs 2 года назад +2

    Scorpios are lay in vaccination? Cmon guys!!

  • @mr.sandman7339
    @mr.sandman7339 2 года назад

    Is Salt Lake Health trying to drive competition between the Zodiac signs for highest vaccination rate or something? Idk what point they want to make with that chart otherwise.

  • @tzdean1634
    @tzdean1634 2 года назад

    So...uh about that fanfic?? I listen to the art and I can't be the only one who notices the tension.

  • @anthonyhernandez5355
    @anthonyhernandez5355 2 года назад

    The new titanic hollywood would love that

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад +2

    I don’t care if their a delicacy Julia so are guinea pigs but I would never eat them #CapybaraGang

  • @05PercAngle
    @05PercAngle 2 года назад

    Fym Desus ya already release these episodes like Disney ya niggas record 5 episodes and go on hiatus for half a year

  • @ouzi9122
    @ouzi9122 2 года назад +219

    Yooooo the hippo impersonation at the end made me lose my morning coffee, wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha

  • @shakie6074
    @shakie6074 2 года назад +136

    What’s dope is those capybaras used to live in the same area that gated community that was built on, got displaced and now are back and literally too big for anything to run em off. Solidarity to the capybaras 😅🔥

    • @louisvelazquez29
      @louisvelazquez29 2 года назад +19

      Facts, can't let these tourists colonize the capybaras 🙄 Capybara solidarity 🙏🏼

    • @zackmckenzie3582
      @zackmckenzie3582 2 года назад +2

      Wait until a Jaguar finds out where they’re hiding out.

  • @heatguyjr
    @heatguyjr 2 года назад +138

    Mero's "travelGOSScity" joke deserved more love.

  • @TheBluePhenom
    @TheBluePhenom 2 года назад +161

    The Brand fan fiction is about to be wild sucio

    • @Goatchild90
      @Goatchild90 2 года назад +4

      On God

    • @Sarara14
      @Sarara14 2 года назад +13

      YKTFV

    • @MayorOfEarth79
      @MayorOfEarth79 2 года назад +17

      "Desus and Mero and Sara Jay"

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 2 года назад +2

      @@MayorOfEarth79 Sarah Jay? Hell nah, not them old yeeks

    • @alphacat667
      @alphacat667 2 года назад +4

      Y/N x Desus x Mero

  • @stephenalfaro1350
    @stephenalfaro1350 2 года назад +28

    That’s Snowpiercer in water.
    That man doesn’t miss!

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +41

    I literally just checked and there is no Desus and Mero fan fic on Wattpad. What the fuck, people... Get to typing 😂

    • @cl0utless
      @cl0utless 2 года назад +9

      just checked ao3; there's only a parody of the bodega boys podcast, but with yugi-oh characters
      i mean, the fic's good but the streets need a proper d&m fanfic

    • @j.a.c3350
      @j.a.c3350 2 года назад +2

      A03

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I can't find anything but the yugi oh shit. 😂 If I were a writer I'd go ham. While looking I found a rabbit hole about anthony mackie and sebastian stan. Good Lord people are...creative. 😂

    • @cl0utless
      @cl0utless 2 года назад +5

      @@peachesandpoets i mean, i be writing but i don't got it in me to write sucio bodega boys fanfic. i just can't have that on my conscience. or my hard drive.
      however, a d&m/bodega boys au sounds amazing. my eyes have been opened.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 года назад

      @@cl0utless LMFAO

  • @mead42
    @mead42 2 года назад +95

    I sound crazy cackling on the toilet right now. I don’t always laugh when I shit, but when I do it’s cause of Desus and Mero.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 2 года назад +13

      Fam we not supposed to talk about that part. We all just silently acknowledge it with a thumbs up lol

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 года назад

      Wow

    • @ClankTube
      @ClankTube 2 года назад +2

      @@jbmp1390 right? Dos Dookies out here talking like he the most interesting man in the bathroom

  • @7billionbees671
    @7billionbees671 2 года назад +63

    3:15 Snowpiercer on water had me rolling

    • @CeeCeeB.
      @CeeCeeB. 2 года назад +4

      Always Mero with the refs

  • @RickyJ718
    @RickyJ718 2 года назад +49

    I love crying on Monday mornings.
    Mero, with the fresh What The Pauls. So fresh they still look factory laced.

    • @rubenespinoza8560
      @rubenespinoza8560 2 года назад +4

      I saw Mero walk out the bodega and was like"ouuu okay my man is killing these brown colors" and then SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE WHAT THE PAULS!!!

    • @ChavonJWright
      @ChavonJWright 2 года назад +3

      Peeped it too. The brand is vintage.

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 2 года назад +18

    I stopped cigarettes and now i wake up at 6am smh, at least I get to be 2nd to view this.

  • @ArielGarcia-Carela
    @ArielGarcia-Carela 2 года назад +16

    Somebody said on Twitter gunna is Chloe n Halle cousin so it’s still hope for me keep me in ya prayers yall

  • @belkayembe9875
    @belkayembe9875 2 года назад +47

    When Mero said "go to the Bronx Zoo and cop five" i expected him to say tellem I sent you
    I feel old

    • @tonysmith4702
      @tonysmith4702 2 года назад +2

      Lmao don't feel old, youba real hip hop head

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 2 года назад +18

    SAY SOMETHING! 😭 Mero got on his improv shit mad fast at the end 😂

    • @whitzala
      @whitzala 2 года назад +2

      It was CINEMATIC😂😭

  • @joeboy4229
    @joeboy4229 2 года назад +24

    Did you know down under in Australia the show is translated as Dingo & Mero 🇦🇺

    • @tonysmith4702
      @tonysmith4702 2 года назад +1

      Dead ass tho? Frfr?

    • @joeboy4229
      @joeboy4229 2 года назад

      @@tonysmith4702 😜🙃

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 2 года назад +1

      @@tonysmith4702 nah you just slow

    • @tonysmith4702
      @tonysmith4702 2 года назад

      @@tombstonejones9581 bih I might be....lol name that artist # real hip hop

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +14

    Mero got em all with the "say something" everybody had the visual of a hippo bogart'n ur blow.

  • @jacobthompson1682
    @jacobthompson1682 2 года назад +26

    Julia being back gives me life.

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx 2 года назад +7

    9 month tour sounds like they broke and trying to make that pandemic money back

  • @jabtrack123
    @jabtrack123 2 года назад +13

    That cruise is targeting s very specific group of people. They can afford to dip for 9 months on a cruise that costs at least 55k per person (and all other associated costs with leaving and paying for things at the destinations you visit along the way) and can’t think of any better way to spend all that money

    • @ellax325
      @ellax325 2 года назад +5

      I feel like it's for older retirees who always wanted to visit the world and have a ton of money saved up.

  • @morganbagshaw2548
    @morganbagshaw2548 2 года назад +11

    The Dolezal biopic💀

  • @francescaw3678
    @francescaw3678 2 года назад +12

    Wait Nero might be right on that math yo! It’s about 100 days less than a year, don’t doubt the brand!

  • @ChavonJWright
    @ChavonJWright 2 года назад +11

    LOL I have never wanted anything more than I wanted them to allegedly the hippos doing more cocaine 😂😂😂😂

  • @brown550
    @brown550 2 года назад +11

    DESUS & MERO Needs to come to the 85South show Trap

    • @moomer1026
      @moomer1026 2 года назад +1

      That'd be dope. That'd get 5 million views in the first week.

  • @Trini_RudeBoi
    @Trini_RudeBoi 2 года назад +19

    Love these guys. Fucking National Treasures!

  • @smudgyphoton
    @smudgyphoton 2 года назад +13

    The bodega boyssss! Watching this with my coffee. 😁

  • @IknowMoreThanYou
    @IknowMoreThanYou 2 года назад +26

    THE BRAND IS FIRST

  • @TSTypeR
    @TSTypeR 2 года назад +23

    Is this the first mention of Josh Gondelman's problem with cocaine on the show? 😀

  • @Stafa64
    @Stafa64 2 года назад +4

    The camera quality is on plantain supernova

  • @PROGRAMMED1
    @PROGRAMMED1 2 года назад +7

    Gunna be looking more interested in thug lol

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble 2 года назад +2

    A US Court rules Hippos are people. Yet there are people in this country that aren't considered people.

  • @Gonzo310_
    @Gonzo310_ 2 года назад +4

    FOIST!!!

  • @brianfoster6978
    @brianfoster6978 2 года назад +3

    Someone please write a fan fic of the boys doing coke with a hippo that escaped the Bronx zoo.

  • @godsleep6129
    @godsleep6129 2 года назад +2

    9 moths at sea 😭😭 hell na

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano 2 года назад +10

    The brand is strong with these fellows

  • @whitzala
    @whitzala 2 года назад +2

    Y’all should have an official reddit where we (viewers/fans) post memes and D&M fan shit and yall have a segment on the show to review the reddit selects on the show. Comedy gold!

  • @Mynvmebedre
    @Mynvmebedre 2 года назад +1

    Aye! "bing bong"' sidetalknyc!

  • @thermal8758
    @thermal8758 2 года назад +4

    The BRAND IS HIPPO STRONG

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +7

    If ur a senior citizen with no family and friends that cruise is a good deal. Rent ur house and go

  • @jennb8203
    @jennb8203 2 года назад +13

    The fact that Zendaya has been a guest on the show and Desus is out here mispronouncing her name 😂😂

  • @Kobain0
    @Kobain0 2 года назад +1

    Why does the old woman from Sex and the City looks like a gypsy fortuneteller 🤭

  • @LDRRollerSk8r
    @LDRRollerSk8r 2 года назад +3

    Happy Monday

  • @simransimran9339
    @simransimran9339 2 года назад +2

    Okay, who's the lady in the first pic?
    Also, is she wearing a lehnga? Is it a costume or is she going to an indian wedding?
    Also, what's in the hair? Flowers or fabric?
    Also, is it even Indian or from some other culture?

    • @alphacat667
      @alphacat667 2 года назад

      Sex and the City reboot that’s the main character. Iets hope the character is going to a wedding lol

    • @simransimran9339
      @simransimran9339 2 года назад +2

      @@alphacat667 Thanks!
      So I checked. I don't know the context, but it's a lehnga and it's by an Indian designer.
      Now why she's wearing it, I have no idea.

  • @ThSlackr
    @ThSlackr 2 года назад +2

    It's 7:52 am here ha

  • @warrenjrjr4470
    @warrenjrjr4470 2 года назад +1

    BING BONG. IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

  • @slevinkelevra4141
    @slevinkelevra4141 2 года назад +1

    The "say something N..." 8 ball hippo joke... too mfn funny lmao

  • @43best
    @43best 2 года назад +1

    Let desus and mero tho I’m working on right now and should be on watt pad here pretty soon.

  • @VaniatheOracle
    @VaniatheOracle 2 года назад +12

    They already drop 6 episodes at a time and then make us wait 6 months for the next batch 😩🤣

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze 2 года назад +1

      Im honestly surprised they even still have a show ..its not as good as when it was on Vice and them going on so many Hiatus's made me not care.

    • @VaniatheOracle
      @VaniatheOracle 2 года назад

      @@Sky_Blaze honestly same!! I thought I was alone with how I felt.

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 2 года назад +1

    Hippos are wild… like… like… Wild…
    -Mero 2021
    Everyone else: so… Wild wild???😒

  • @KPyesthatKP
    @KPyesthatKP 2 года назад +1

    Mero: That's a year.
    Julia: No
    🤣🤣

  • @janeabre414
    @janeabre414 2 года назад +1

    9:05 WHAT TFFFF 🤣

  • @DKmadlipZ
    @DKmadlipZ 2 года назад +1

    snowpiercer on water lmao

  • @nakisg9902
    @nakisg9902 2 года назад

    Why Mero foundation laying better than mines... this HD too sharp

  • @ILoveCHAVO
    @ILoveCHAVO 2 года назад +1

    YERRRRRR.. Bless to he sees it

  • @omariblagrove7852
    @omariblagrove7852 2 года назад

    Mero has the What the Paul’s. I am super jealous. I can’t even watch this clip.

  • @ZiggaBIZ
    @ZiggaBIZ 2 года назад

    GUnna & Chloe Bailey going to a Hawks game isnt even Goss..... no one cares.

  • @Tacconi757
    @Tacconi757 2 года назад +1

    Red Flint 13s shout out to Desus for respecting the streets mvp 13

  • @blaqorchid73
    @blaqorchid73 2 года назад

    "Snowpiercer on Water"?!? I am IN TEARS!!

  • @mhfromnh1421
    @mhfromnh1421 2 года назад +1

    capybaras are the chillest rodents

  • @leobien0717
    @leobien0717 2 года назад

    I’m in the Navy in the long as I’ve been out to sea is three months so fuck that cruise lol

  • @andreamuraskin5364
    @andreamuraskin5364 2 года назад

    Please link your Desus and Mero fan fic in the comments.

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 2 года назад +1

    not mero wearing a pair of grails all casual like

  • @tam_forreal
    @tam_forreal 2 месяца назад

    Desus’ drip stayed draped … like consistently

  • @pavchellacvk2142
    @pavchellacvk2142 2 года назад

    LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HALF DENIM HOODIE B!!!!!!!!!!☠️😂☠️ 9:27

  • @tashantimothy6180
    @tashantimothy6180 2 года назад

    Wow my dad used to work by techserv lol throwback

  • @Adam_K14
    @Adam_K14 2 года назад +1

    goddammit yakubican wildin

  • @MrQdiddy85
    @MrQdiddy85 Год назад

    Who makes these graphics so fast

  • @thabangpule6642
    @thabangpule6642 2 года назад

    "Hippos are actually wild, like.., wild".
    - Mero, 2021
    Take that to the cunning artificer, in yo face to to eloquent orator.

  • @Bang47476
    @Bang47476 2 года назад +1

    Best show out !!!

  • @padrescott2047
    @padrescott2047 2 года назад

    I'm pretty sure everyone has the vaccine for that cruise
    And I know people who have still contracted covid after getting the vaccine.
    Imagine 9 months coming back to America with that possibility. I'm tired don't mind me.

  • @BinWylin
    @BinWylin 2 года назад

    8:55

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- 2 года назад

    Bruhh .. that’s 2 times my fucking student loan right there 😫 .. people really spending 60k to go on a cruise?

  • @Tesla69420
    @Tesla69420 2 года назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @gauravvikalp
    @gauravvikalp 2 года назад

    Is SJP dressed as an Indian woman? White people look wild in Indian clothing- case in point- Iggy Azelia, Justin Trudeau and the likes

  • @raenaldo
    @raenaldo 2 года назад +1

    💪🏽

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 2 года назад

    SAY SUM N**** 👐🏾

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 2 года назад

    Monday morning just tryin' not to have coffee spew out of my nose and get all over my screens & plexiglass. Lawd! Who da thunk that Mero had the skinny on Capybaras?!

  • @teddybearington3
    @teddybearington3 2 года назад +1

    💕

  • @VampChainz
    @VampChainz 2 года назад

    say sum

  • @SMXJH
    @SMXJH 2 года назад

    BING BONG

  • @CataclysmiCCalyx
    @CataclysmiCCalyx 2 года назад

    “Desus Vision.” Nobody got that Star Wars Visions reference

  • @pesada_lahumedad
    @pesada_lahumedad 2 года назад

    My goddddd #teamcarpincho ... Big BX energy to ask if you can eat the carpincho hhaahha

  • @ipleedafif8033
    @ipleedafif8033 2 года назад

    9 months? There's gonna be some babies on that cruise.

  • @kevinmccarthy6792
    @kevinmccarthy6792 2 года назад

    So do the cocaine hippos have to pay taxes or what??!

  • @torilanier
    @torilanier 2 года назад

    Say something 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @factorydiamonds
    @factorydiamonds 2 года назад

    Desus gotta Daytona ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

  • @lalaaaaaa08
    @lalaaaaaa08 2 года назад +8

    get pete davidson on the showwww

  • @WiseAlbatross
    @WiseAlbatross 2 года назад

    NO. NO. NO. YOU CANNOT EAT A CAPYBARA.