NYC Brunch Rats, LA Moldy Jam, & MAGA Dilbert | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Aggressive rats attack NYC diners, Los Angeles restaurant Sqirl is under fire for moldy jam, does anyone really like Kombucha, Dilbert creator Scott Adams gets married, and the Emmy wars continue.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
RIP to Desus’ cousin, Sarah, who passed away due to COVID-19. WASH YOUR HANDS BALLBAGS #BodegaHive. We’re with you Desus. 🙏🏾
Kabuki sucks
RIP SARAH 😔
Had a rat ask me for a dollar once at Port Authority
Port Authority is really the opening to hell.
Theres a lot of Rats asking for money in my neighborhood
He then used that dollar to bum a Newport in Times Square. 🐀🚬🍕
iluvdissheet Lmao. It really is, man.
Did Desus say he puts his pants on "one day at a time"?
He sure did😂
“We put our pants on one day at a time.” 😂😂😂 (7:33)
Lmfaooo that everyday in Ny, that a rat runs over my foot, they just flirting😂☠😂☠😂😭👏👏👏
Everytime Desus or Mero says "Whimsical" a NYC subway crackhead gets their fix.
I didnt know what sqrl was. Im like modly? i dont even want fresh squirrel jam
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Who else is loving the show format during lockdown? Its like it's back on Vice again.
Less Julia
I liked the vice format better
Wait, I thought we decided as a society to forget Homeboys in Outer Space ever existed.
“We put our pants on one day at a time” -Desus Nice, 2020
Imagining 100s of rats gathering in the sewer having a swim competition is funny af. Rival rat families on each side, a rat referee that's getting paid off by one of the families. The best rat swimmer is entangled with the boss' wife. And that boss is Stuart Little. This is also a musical with the same theme as any Ronald Isley video. Shit is fire bro
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Bruh, you have smoked waaaay too much to have this amount of detail together. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 good one
@@sknkwrksowner no shit lol. Very descriptive and original
This is so beautiful, especially for anyone from NY. Thing is... I really feel like we're letting down the recent cast of Cats🥺😥💯😾🙀
As kids from Upstate, we swam The Mohawk and all the quarries around Schnectady and the stories about the rats there were legendary. Huge, cat sized rats just chillin. Just like my friend saw growin up in Crown Heights, Brooklyn! We gotta get to the bottom of these rat stories. For real mobbed up rigged swimming races happening in The City!😅😂🥰💯🐀🐁
I see your MAGA Dilbert and raise you the Fyre festival guy and his new 20 something husband.
no way lol
@@keodakilla Yeah. 2020 didn't come to fuck around.
As a washed nerd I too can confirm- the Dilbert comic slapped hard, it spoke to the young urban professional in me, tryna get that corporate bag 💯
If your jam has a disclaimer, I'll pass.
"SCOBY- a symbiotic..." *Venom has entered the chat*
🤣😅😂😭🥳🤗💘💝
Mero dropping straight facts about IPAs.
I’m born and raised harlem nyc, Literally every other day a rat the size of a truck runs through my foot on the streets so hard and it pushes my foot over 😂 i shit you not (this also happens downtown though, basically any borough in ny)
ii lemme not exaggerate... Like every other 2 weeks rather
My Papa Joe was from 320 East 109th sir!
I lived here all my life and I only have ever seen rats in the subway. And they have never ran over my foot. Where in world are you all walking? Lmaoooo 😂😂
"Talk about robbing the cradle, he's robbing the ovaries" - Desus, 2020
“The little worm from Labyrinth” 😩
🤣 🤣 🤣
😭😭😭
Classic movie
Shout out to mero for the labyrinth reference
"It's balance, if you can go outside to get an eat, why can't a rat go outside and eat you" #balance2020 #Bodegahive
Let Master Spilnter Eat 🐀!
Please, bring back the Sonic rings bit.
They had one on Sunday
TRUE
as a square chick from the Midwest, I appreciate the introduction to new vocabulary from Desus and Mero hehe
Went to a party in Brooklyn back in '06 and felt the ground shaking. Thought it was a train...nope! It was a freaking herd (yes, a herd) of rats running through an empty lot.
Is “The rats just want their corners back” a subtweet at Takashi?
My deepest sympathies are going to Desus right now. He said on twitter his cousin in the UK passed away from COVID, that's really tough man. He's still cracking jokes with a smile :( RIP
Maybe they weren't close... .. .
Waiting for the Boys to start clowning on Nick Cannon. Any day now...
I’ve been drinking kombucha for much longer than 2 years, greater than 5. And I do like the taste of kombucha. It helps settle my stomach!
That’s hilarious!
LIES!!
Kombucha slaps. IDC what anyone says. Scoby with the mother is it.
Desus place looking like footlocker
Fallon SUCKED when he was broadcasting from home. Out loud.
LMAO! "what; are you new here!?" "they trying to get that sheen"
IM WEAK!
‘Homeboys in Outer Space’!! 😩 I forgot that existed. Lol
This is why I don't even wear open toed shoes like that 😒
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Come 5/6pm those feet are griiiiiiiimy
I saw those "Rat on Subway" clips on the Vice show!
Yo that's so true I had a 🐀 rat run into my foot getting on the 2 train going uptown definitely a rite of passage
That’s when the city accepts you. When roaches feel comfortable dining with you at the crib and rats bless you with their presence
I would die... just let me go
She totally married him for love and companionship. The chemistry just bursts through the images.
“that’s how IPA was started!!!” hahah so true
Elmo Suit guy bedbug Lmaoo
So are you guys gonna talk about Nick Cannon, or is that too close to home for Julia? 😳
It's a RAT of passage.
Bet Julia is glad she got out of wild n out when she did lol
“Excuse me, sir. Why does this black Airforce 1 jam taste like my own blood?”
"If this is a cop, I'm breaking the law"
Jesus Christ! The Secret Diaries Of Desmond Phifer! How that made it to actual TV still baffles tf outta me.
Homeboys in outerspace was just as trash.
Scott Adams looks like whack Neil Brennan
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Why not just let the stray cats free.. Anyone seen that video of those NY people hunting rats in vice🤣🤣 love that crazy video
The dogs? Yeah I saw that shit. Haven’t seen a rat in years so when it popped on my tv screen I started screaming
So did NORE really say “She in the racial chat room showing feet?” Or does MERO just say it in is voice? The Brand is Strong.
That's what NORE Said about Doja Cat
Robert Jackson I can see that 🚨🚨
Yeah he tweeted it
It was a tweet but if you read it in NORE rap voice you get Mero
Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah still out here live from the crib or somethin like that. Lol
Mero is looking like a whole snack...sorry not sorry
Let me stop you there....my 9 year old loves kumbucha....I had to think why is this kid drowning them....its fermented so there are some that have a little natural alcohol in them 😂😂😂😂 But he had great movement tho I did appreciate that. I'm sure he did to. I stopped him from drinking them as soon as i realize but there was a good 3 weeks he was drinking them.Am I am a bad parent..... #Taurusgang 😂😂😂😂😂
You're not a bad parent. It's better than wine back in the day Europeans had to give their kids
Children in Europe drink wine.
I literally just imagined Trump with some Bred 11s on to match the red tie
I Love Julia! She is funny
“Yankee fitted sweat” 😂
Kamboucha taste like pickle juice! Fight me🤣🤣
They were Vice's ATeam and let the contract lapse. It's been documented they were Vice's highest rated show..
Now Vice replaced them with old A&E reality shows and History channel BS...
7:33
"we put our pants on one day at a time" Hahahahaha
"That's how IPA started" lol
2nd view what’s good. Its true though-if you’ve never had a rat run over your foot on a subway platform, you’re not from here.
I’m so glad New Yorkers have pride because it sounds like a cesspool
"Walk to work"?!! Ya'll at home!
Lmaooo the Dilbert dude married his sugar baby 😂 Good for him, I guess 🤷🏻♀️
Finally something to watch :)
we actually dont know how to deal with rabies after the first few hours except intense meds while in an induced coma. in other words, dont snuggle raccoons.
I appreciate the sneaker game on "both sides, on both sides." 💯
Mero looking to his right as if Desus is right next to him @6:09 Even in quarantine the Brand is Synergetic💪🏽💪🏽
I've been seeing rats running around in broad daylight in soho. This is not news
Easy with that IPA talk, Mero...
How the fuck did they synchronize that fist swing at 7:25 ? That was dope
“Nice chains Mero” 🤑😆
I been in the BX and Bodega hive too long 😩😩😭😭 I said chopped cheese at the same time as Desus as soon as Julia said what flavors jam would you sell 🤣🤣
That’s how ipa started 😂
virgil village in da house
Kombucha reminds me of something my Puerto Rican family drank, called Mavi. It is a fermented drink. I never liked it and the first time I tasted kombucha I realized what it was.
Molly Bode Yes
Desus been dragging Sbarro a lot lately.
RIP to the cousin of Desus
Muskrat On The Mohawk got 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀
Dont have the party in Santa Monica. Have it in Malibu or Calabasas. More exclusive.
-LA homie
#BrandIsBack
Since when has mold been good for you?
badass773 badass773 - basis for penicillin 😊
Lmao the flavors list killed me. I was thinking sweaty blue handball after I heard Yankee fitted sweat 🤣
anybody just so tired of the trump talk.................
We will hopefully be rid of it come next year
drippin heat
Are we sure that’s a real woman? Cause that might be a sex doll I’m not convinced it’s real
Ok like he’s definitely holding the doll up😂😂
Health-Ade Kombucha is very tasty with a variety of flavors
The brand is so strong
"...more than mold on your jam..." They're crushing it.
Got that gorgonzola jam
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Me in my head: we in the racist chat runnin-
Mero: WE IN THE-
Me- 😎
Yankee fitted sweat 😂
elmo suit guy bed bug
Loves In Brooklyn for 21 years of my life. A rat has never run over my foot
Must not be brooklyn brooklyn
The rats thought you were too bougie
Another rich white guy wanting to relive his glory day, on that Dilbert guy. Also, damn, I'm glad I grew up with Moesha and Wayne Brothers. Dilbert creator is now Family Circle.
We need to see homegirl lol put her on camera one time
Fallon is definitely living in LA. In CA, our governor went back on his original reopening plan, so Fallon doesn't surprise me. Conan was working out of his basement, and it looked dark and worse than Gitmo.
I thought Anderson Cooper was marrying his surrogate! Need to put my glasses on, givin' myself a heart attack...
"..And if u don't vote for us, whoooo.. it's Gonna be more than mold on ya Jam!" -Desus 😂😂😂
Yo dead-ass they ate all the pigeons right cuz for them to be jumping up on tables like that that's crazy🤣🤣are the pigeons dead in New York fr?
🗣yerrrrr
NOOOOOOOOO.....Chi McBride, damn hate to see it but you gotta get paid somehow.
I'm a nurse... and Desus got this one vein in his right antecubital that looks delicious lmao. Flexing it just for me 🤤
Once in the late 90s my cousin and I were in Chinatown and a rat ran up the leg of my cousins' jncos
7:28 "Activate Bodega connection"