Scottie Pippen vs. Kevin Durant, Tour de France Crash & Sex Doll Drowning | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +270

    That Tour de France PSA was basically the best ad they've ever had for me to watch the Tour de France.

    • @TSTypeR
      @TSTypeR 3 года назад +17

      As a cycling fan, those fans are the fucking worse. They endanger the riders for their own ego, which is especially bad when a crash like that can end someone's career or life. It's the worse thing to see as a fan watching on TV.
      For the sport itself though, it's a fun sport that is equal part sadomasochism and soap opera. It's full of team drama and there is a lot of romanticism in the journey of the race. Is the racing exciting always, no! If you think there's a lot of vamping in baseball, imagine a 250km bike race over 6 goddamn hours.
      But like baseball, when it hits. Oh my god, is it fantastic. To be a cycling fan, you really need to appreciate what those monsters are able to do on a daily basis.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 года назад +7

      @@TSTypeR you description has now peaked my interest even more on TDF ! Whenever I’m able to catch it on tv I’ll watch about 30 minutes of it just to see the beautiful landscape of the country side of France. Now I’m going to now watch it for longer periods!
      Thx

    • @TSTypeR
      @TSTypeR 3 года назад +7

      @@jbaby8255 honestly if you want to get into cyclist, I don’t think the TDF is a good entry point. Maybe the first two stage is a bit different. Try checking if you can watch last year UCI Cyclocross World Championship to see Wout Van Aert and Mathieu Van Der Poel duking it out. Literally the Ali v Frazier of cyclin, two all time greats duking it out.
      Or if you don’t have one hour twenty go check out EF Pro Cycling going racing series. Anything to do with Lachlan Morton or the Tour of Flanders episode is fantastic

    • @arthurb5194
      @arthurb5194 3 года назад +4

      @@TSTypeR Wout Van Aert and Van Der Poel?????? Yall only have gourmet white people riding in this. Just playing I've always respected cycling

    • @Lovlee33161
      @Lovlee33161 3 года назад +2

      Deadass

  • @dereklagrandwalker
    @dereklagrandwalker 3 года назад +50

    i lost my dad in 2019, my grandma in 2020.and my mom last tuesday - this show is the only thing that makes me laugh - thank you boys

    • @arabchristraeger
      @arabchristraeger 3 года назад +6

      my heart goes out to you. my condolences to you and your family. you are strong.

    • @makedramccan
      @makedramccan Год назад

      Dammm..I cannot imagine what you going through ..I pray that your strength and mercy and spirit ..

  • @KennyGiron94
    @KennyGiron94 3 года назад +37

    Bert Kreischer wildin in France 😂😂

    • @xxCD7xx
      @xxCD7xx 3 года назад +3

      Serbia... France ... same thing

    • @theplourde
      @theplourde 3 года назад

      Did you know he was a member of the a Russian mob? Lol

    • @LeaveAhNah
      @LeaveAhNah 3 года назад

      all the mommies squeal

  • @violetedge83
    @violetedge83 3 года назад +45

    When Mero saw the dog get run over 😂😂😂😂

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 3 года назад +239

    "Raps, and Things of That Nature" is a dope album title.

    • @sincereone5088
      @sincereone5088 3 года назад +23

      New album title from A Tribe Called Quest…

    • @norm-fy5mo
      @norm-fy5mo 3 года назад +9

      Something J Cole would come up

    • @chillsillego9599
      @chillsillego9599 3 года назад +11

      Puts me in the mind of Stunts, Blunts and Hip-Hop- Diamond D

    • @riversider2506
      @riversider2506 3 года назад +5

      Nah , that's a fire album title FrFr 💯

    • @jshaft807
      @jshaft807 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like something from Devin The Dude

  • @johntownsend7344
    @johntownsend7344 3 года назад +349

    “Whatever dogs survive are up for adoption”
    Dark Desus has returned!!!🙅🏻‍♂️

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 3 года назад +15

      No hesitantion!!!

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 3 года назад +19

      @@debbiedoodiedandi you combined hesitation and destination. I'm not sure wether or not I should roast you or be impressed.

    • @USMC1997
      @USMC1997 3 года назад +8

      @@tombstonejones9581 He meant what he said? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    • @Kimmy_Beee
      @Kimmy_Beee 3 года назад +8

      🎶Dark Desus, Dark....Dark Desus🎶 LOL

    • @clothsafe9778
      @clothsafe9778 3 года назад +4

      That dog had it comin. It's real out here. #protectyaneck

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 года назад +229

    Fun fact: defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.

    • @polocos8788
      @polocos8788 3 года назад +43

      I'm gonna add that to my repertoire and just use it incorrectly lol

    • @Amaraaa23
      @Amaraaa23 3 года назад +39

      So then, dejazzination is the act of throwing someone out of a door.

    • @mgvortex66
      @mgvortex66 3 года назад +3

      My favorite fact I ever learn and it has been useful since 9th grade

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty 3 года назад +1

      @@Amaraaa23 is this from fresh prince?

    • @Amaraaa23
      @Amaraaa23 3 года назад +1

      @@YashRamisetty lol yeah I’m so silly

  • @Beygent
    @Beygent 3 года назад +48

    First it was the vuvuzelas, now this 😭

  • @herFLYness79
    @herFLYness79 3 года назад +202

    Scottie looking like an upscale big and tall catalog model.

  • @phisiks
    @phisiks 3 года назад +29

    that bicycle accident looked like a police car pile-up from the blues brothers movies

  • @christophermichael5764
    @christophermichael5764 3 года назад +40

    "Trini makes better curry" lmao

  • @TheMikeEwick
    @TheMikeEwick 3 года назад +23

    I keep expecting the “problematic light” to come on! Hahaha

  • @shpeftopolis
    @shpeftopolis 3 года назад +73

    Shout out to OKJulia for the epic sports goss tonight

  • @enzov9772
    @enzov9772 3 года назад +28

    I like how the outtro showed the logo visually but D&M kept joking in the voiceover

  • @youngguru8674
    @youngguru8674 3 года назад +175

    I’m disappointed y’all didn’t put the sonic rings on the dog

    • @suspence5832
      @suspence5832 3 года назад +20

      Yo Viceland would've had that on Deck

    • @InimitableAde
      @InimitableAde 3 года назад +7

      Oh, man, that would've been the icing on the cake.

    • @FamilyRoyalty
      @FamilyRoyalty 3 года назад +9

      Or any of the bikers

    • @oolaf42069
      @oolaf42069 3 года назад +5

      mighta been a showtime call

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 года назад +8

    Desus was on point in this one 🤣😅 my boi going dark bringing back the Vice Energy. 😈

  • @djchayan
    @djchayan 3 года назад +13

    Desus & Mero go to Japan. Do it!

  • @polocos8788
    @polocos8788 3 года назад +26

    Why Scottie Pippen looking like he got that high end perico for the low

  • @hinazuke
    @hinazuke 3 года назад +9

    The dog from duck hunt was a mad deep cut Nintendo reference tho…

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 года назад +81

    Did Desus say Bill Simmons!? The disrespect.

    • @CC-jw8cj
      @CC-jw8cj 3 года назад +2

      😭😭🤣

    • @xxCD7xx
      @xxCD7xx 3 года назад +9

      Probably has a better TS%

  • @dragorocky
    @dragorocky 3 года назад +5

    MG! I never seen Mero react so hysterically! I I almost shit myself watching him go fkn nuts watching that dog get flattened. And his buildup to that moment was perfect. Y’all doing the mostttttt !!😂😂😂😂

  • @seakc87
    @seakc87 3 года назад +5

    Yo these two been on one this week! Between the new audio art and the TDF segment, they wildin!

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 года назад +17

    If what they call "spilling tea," then Scottie is dropping matcha! 🤣

  • @beachypeacefulvibes8599
    @beachypeacefulvibes8599 3 года назад +19

    Scottie Pippen is the 2021 version of Quincy Jones... stop it gossip girl!

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 3 года назад +12

    I've seen crashes at the TDF on ESPN, but that was some craziness.

  • @jalapenohiway
    @jalapenohiway 3 года назад +41

    Desus: "Oh. Yea. I was illegally dumping in her before..."
    Mero: "Yeaaaaaaa..."
    😆😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 Lmao! Yooo W T F !

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 3 года назад +16

    He got free time huh! Great segment

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 3 года назад +2

    "You're gonna be a part of my world." Thank you, Jules!!!

  • @adamparlett8257
    @adamparlett8257 3 года назад +4

    "You're gonna be part of my world."
    😅😅😅

  • @niknitro419
    @niknitro419 3 года назад +5

    "Trini makes better curry" is hilarious

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 3 года назад +22

    Bruh… the TDF looks wild!!

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 года назад

    LOVE YALL BODEGA BOYS

  • @afterhourglo4834
    @afterhourglo4834 3 года назад +13

    Kd not even mad hoop more about not having Scottie’s hair😭

  • @sincereone5088
    @sincereone5088 3 года назад +59

    What’s up with Meros small hat? He looks like a grown Dominican Dennis the menace!

    • @rontam06
      @rontam06 3 года назад +8

      🗣️Ohhhhh Señorrrrrrr Wilsonnnnnn 😆

    • @riversider2506
      @riversider2506 3 года назад +4

      Lmaooooo 😂 💀 😭

  • @acutierolls
    @acutierolls 3 года назад +8

    NOT MERO W THE YIDDISH ZAFTIG LMAOOO shouts to heather lol

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 года назад +29

    " the game was better before they let the homosexuals in." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they did Dwight Howard's dirty.

    • @havok5538
      @havok5538 3 года назад +1

      You were on top of your game

  • @jpsinister01
    @jpsinister01 3 года назад +3

    I was working at a club in Orlando checking IDs when I saw all the cops sprint down the alley to the bar when Barkley threw that dude out the window lol good times

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 3 года назад

    Look at Dj Effin 🎤 9:38 with the 🧢 TDF 🚲 🤣

  • @denisejohnson7965
    @denisejohnson7965 3 года назад +21

    White guys through Windows.... Name of my first book

  • @mariacarmelvalendez4687
    @mariacarmelvalendez4687 3 года назад +2

    Not rubenesque and zoftig 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oktyrant8953
    @oktyrant8953 3 года назад +42

    Trinis have curry, Yardies have jerk. Story done

    • @techmic2854
      @techmic2854 3 года назад +2

      ☝🏾

    • @traceypee8047
      @traceypee8047 3 года назад +13

      Best curry goat I ever had was Jamaican. Trinis got the bully beef on smash tho

  • @zackconley5642
    @zackconley5642 3 года назад +1

    I like that KDs whole comeback was from The Last Dance doc

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 года назад +2

    "this is my fault" 😂

  • @Publicemilynumber1
    @Publicemilynumber1 3 года назад +3

    Y'all are both growing in them Letterman beards. Props.

  • @bridgetbonds5169
    @bridgetbonds5169 3 года назад +1

    When I saw the Tour de France bike race crashed wow that was so wild

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 3 года назад +5

    Real Raps and Hippity Hops 💯 🎤🤣😆... -Scottie P 🏀

  • @darylcarr8283
    @darylcarr8283 3 года назад +10

    Japan ain't ready (seriously; they're barely ready for the Olympics post-COVID). Gonna find y'all in a Shinjuku back alley doing guest cameos in bukkake p-no's...

  • @xarkhamjokerx
    @xarkhamjokerx 3 года назад

    Loving having the visual art 🎨back YKTFV #bodegaboys #bodegahive the brand is 100💪🏿

  • @ayeoner
    @ayeoner 3 года назад

    "first it was the vuvuzelas..." 😂 😂 😂

  • @ShaneGillis432HZ
    @ShaneGillis432HZ 3 года назад

    Been a minute since I heard yall

  • @MK-we9sw
    @MK-we9sw 3 года назад

    Pleased by the vuvuzela reference 😂

  • @GarbageMemesTBH
    @GarbageMemesTBH 3 года назад

    0:59 “Bill Simmons”? Hello?

  • @bridgetbonds5169
    @bridgetbonds5169 3 года назад +1

    They are so amazing and hilarious

  • @ZacharyJohnG
    @ZacharyJohnG 3 года назад +2

    Yo, I’ve lived in Japan 8 years, would love to show the most brolic brand in tv around 💪

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee 3 года назад +12

    We need more Bodega Toons, you ball bags!!!😛 LOL

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 3 года назад +1

      Ik. My guts been hurtin!

    • @Kimmy_Beee
      @Kimmy_Beee 3 года назад +2

      @@kionnakelly2918 that’s right! Put that shit right in my fuckin veins bro *Michael Anthony voice*😂 LOL

  • @yasisoufi
    @yasisoufi 3 года назад

    Where is the washable toilet paper? It was in the show and I got stitches over their comments! Wash em on Lava heat Mero said! 🤣

  • @estela.z
    @estela.z 3 года назад

    Love this

  • @therevolutionaryeseibiothe9269
    @therevolutionaryeseibiothe9269 3 года назад

    That's that dude from vampires in the bronx movie..

  • @fakebrainclub
    @fakebrainclub 3 года назад +1

    Mero really said "zaftig" like it was no big deal

  • @ichiban-iq7wt
    @ichiban-iq7wt 3 года назад +21

    born in raised Houstonian, yea chuck was fat when he came to rockets

  • @NicklenDimeChicano
    @NicklenDimeChicano 3 года назад

    Desus’s hoodie strings are giving me big trump long ass tie vibes 😂😂

  • @dumezwenilawrencencube5735
    @dumezwenilawrencencube5735 3 года назад +7

    Trini makes better curry is the foulest statement I've ever heard...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperRobertoClemente
    @SuperRobertoClemente 3 года назад

    That Tour de France bit was fucking hilarious!

  • @defconlawless
    @defconlawless 3 года назад +1

    Bill Simmons 😂

  • @MotterPotter
    @MotterPotter 3 года назад +11

    Future really fucked Pippen up.

  • @christopherfortson-linton4721
    @christopherfortson-linton4721 3 года назад

    "Bill Simmons" 0:55

  • @nlsnpgr1
    @nlsnpgr1 3 года назад

    They should do a taping in Japan !!

  • @asdesai-93
    @asdesai-93 3 года назад +17

    Idk how I feel about making the same "illegal dumping" joke that Desus made

  • @AnotherGenericUsername
    @AnotherGenericUsername 3 года назад +2

    Gang gang!!!!

  • @Heightz1734
    @Heightz1734 3 года назад

    I need that hat Desus got on

  • @fuegococoa
    @fuegococoa 3 года назад +8

    Scottie Pippen got a lot of nerve getting on TV and talking about sports after Future & Beasley cracked his wife

    • @Treize132
      @Treize132 3 года назад

      Larsa was always loose and Scottie married her anyway . Hard to feel bad for anyone in this situation

  • @davidedgar2818
    @davidedgar2818 3 года назад

    Don't take my pause and run on your video the wrong way.. When I really wanted to focus in on your tube I kept getting interrupted by important work issues. I want to see your stuff uninterrupted. Hope that isn't influencing your tube stats. Luv ya always.✨👍👍👍👍🌟

  • @afuahasante
    @afuahasante 3 года назад

    I wish they did a whole police auction skit in full costume.

  • @biggmonie
    @biggmonie 3 года назад +1

    Damn these NBA players got time today!!🤣 They were wild back in the day! When old people discover social over Querentine vibes!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhoThis558
    @WhoThis558 3 года назад +2

    He said bill simmons instead of Ben Simmons

  • @KylaAolani
    @KylaAolani 3 года назад +1

    He work at TD Bank he know about basketball 😭😭😭😭

  • @alienkid
    @alienkid 3 года назад +3

    Yurrrrr

  • @tastemyhammer2757
    @tastemyhammer2757 3 года назад +3

    I'm watching the T.D.F. for now on.

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer 3 года назад +7

    Burnt Chrysler👍🏿The brand needs to be on 2B1C and is brolic.

    • @kingzeros3963
      @kingzeros3963 3 года назад +1

      That would be an insane episode haha

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 3 года назад +1

      Bigger crossover than endgame

  • @Kobain0
    @Kobain0 3 года назад +1

    Don’t bring flares😳 .. put away your glock 👀

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 3 года назад +9

    Scottie makes time to talk trash by never stopping to leave a tip.

  • @chriskeough6778
    @chriskeough6778 3 года назад

    "I was in Scottie Pippen's wedding" - Tracy Jordan

  • @rayazkhan9498
    @rayazkhan9498 3 года назад

    Mero @10:42 😭😭😭

  • @xxCD7xx
    @xxCD7xx 3 года назад

    The Machine got a shoutout

  • @martinvera5962
    @martinvera5962 3 года назад

    Wow big Rick Fox energy.

  • @Twinklestar932
    @Twinklestar932 3 года назад +1

    Big dad energy

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 года назад +3

    11:26 bruh people so sensitive nowadays desus killed that damn joke 🤣💀 and you can tell he was worried after about repercussions. Imagine the sucio heat these boys can drop if they had a no holds bar type environment.

  • @maxichamberlain1021
    @maxichamberlain1021 3 года назад

    No tippin Pippen. Real PoS

  • @Djizzle802
    @Djizzle802 3 года назад +1

    Send Knicks legend Big Bully to the Tour de France 2022😭

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 3 года назад +5

    I’d pay good money to hear these two sports cast a Tour de France event. No 🧢

  • @nelsonsmith3654
    @nelsonsmith3654 3 года назад

    Every Thursday now? Ok...

  • @ThrashPolice
    @ThrashPolice 3 года назад

    big rick fox energy

  • @nadinecampbell1930
    @nadinecampbell1930 3 года назад

    Pure jokes on dek 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charro028
    @charro028 3 года назад +2

    Yeah it’s a crime! Bikes cost up to $15k!

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 3 года назад

    Bill Simmons? Lol

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 3 года назад

    Dammin fans during TDF wildin' for REALz LOL

  • @LeaveAhNah
    @LeaveAhNah 3 года назад

    shoutout to Burnt Chrysler!

  • @SupaTang
    @SupaTang 3 года назад

    I really hope they cover that Danish reporter interviewing a man in a sex club.

  • @phishtix452
    @phishtix452 3 года назад +1

    I still think KD should've took Mero's deal

  • @janeendurr819
    @janeendurr819 3 года назад +1

    Mero didnt fall out his chair

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад

      I know! I’m disappointed.
      I guess the TDF folks did the falling this episode.