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  • @alonzosmith1843
    @alonzosmith1843 3 года назад +199

    Mero’s “Your vagina is exposed. Are you cold?” and “That’s not Fruity pebbles that’s my Colonapin” quotes both had me dying laughing lol.😂🤣

  • @greggatesjr1301
    @greggatesjr1301 3 года назад +226

    Desus walking out in that shirt, and messing with Julia’s clothing right off the top. #confidence

    • @hobotechMASTER
      @hobotechMASTER 3 года назад +6

      lol. that shit got me too

    • @techhead57
      @techhead57 3 года назад +16

      30% confidence 70% audacity lol

    • @cnp8223
      @cnp8223 3 года назад +5

      the nerve.... out here jingle jangling

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +228

    The cold part is, old boy DOES look like Leo in a bloated, bought him on Wish and was messed up in shipping kinda way.

    • @kayjones3187
      @kayjones3187 3 года назад +12

      He really do look like him 😂😂

    • @MiltonSMR
      @MiltonSMR 3 года назад +7

      He looks like Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden.

    • @Blancobytheway
      @Blancobytheway 3 года назад

      @@MiltonSMR 😂

  • @lalaaaaaa08
    @lalaaaaaa08 3 года назад +119

    y'all need to get pete davidson on the show!!! it's time to recreate that 2015 pic

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer 3 года назад +201

    How you gonna mention Julia fit but not show it. Brand is strong but is doing us all a disservice.

    • @tchalla7828
      @tchalla7828 3 года назад +5

      Showtime stay fucking up

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 3 года назад +67

    Pete is legit out here showing everybody that they got a chance to be with any level of celebrity.

  • @meghanmulder6619
    @meghanmulder6619 3 года назад +66

    “Lady Gaga is the god to every art kid.” They’re not wrong.

  • @GeneBoogie
    @GeneBoogie 3 года назад +35

    Never heard Julia gasps like that 😂

  • @TheMacbagito
    @TheMacbagito 3 года назад +16

    I felt that "married to your kids! ", that's the troof.

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 3 года назад +15

    Desus’ shirt looks something a dancehall artist would wear in da 90s

  • @Naztheunicorn
    @Naztheunicorn 3 года назад +48

    Desus shirt is doing alot, I can't stop looking at it.

    • @danielgray8504
      @danielgray8504 3 года назад +7

      Thank god Somebody said it. Too much

    • @chocolateladycap2773
      @chocolateladycap2773 3 года назад +1

      You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

    • @chocolateladycap2773
      @chocolateladycap2773 3 года назад +1

      You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 3 года назад +46

    Desus is looking exactly like a cowboy from the Bronx.

    • @Peyote1312
      @Peyote1312 3 года назад +4

      A Midnight Cowboy if you will?

    • @ralelunar
      @ralelunar 3 года назад +3

      He just watched the trailer for The Harder They Fall

  • @DaArcaneNinja
    @DaArcaneNinja 3 года назад +116

    I mean who really out here thinking Kim raising her kids she got nannies for that 😂

    • @Coldwallbar
      @Coldwallbar 3 года назад +11

      Kanye was just talking about this on his interview. "Hired love"

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 3 года назад +6

      I see no reason to believe that you're incorrect 😁

  • @mynameispiaivy8549
    @mynameispiaivy8549 3 года назад +53

    “that’s not fruity pebbles, thats klonopin.” LMFAOOOO

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 3 года назад +4

      My personal favorite, drizzled with some E&J at 7am 🥵🥵

  • @carolynnbowen721
    @carolynnbowen721 3 года назад +22

    The way desus pronounces kardashian 😂

  • @muviadict
    @muviadict 3 года назад +8

    'Mi lady mi meet you by the ferry'.. 😂

  • @Kbanz198
    @Kbanz198 3 года назад +13

    7:15 mero exposes his genuine disappointed dad face 😂

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 3 года назад +29

    It was Kanya's weekend w/ the kids, so Kim is out there living her best life w/ Pete. Also, she's not cold.

  • @eht12369
    @eht12369 3 года назад +14

    “That’s not fruity pebbles that’s Klonopin!” is elite-tier comedy, let’s be honest

  • @kingdom7217
    @kingdom7217 3 года назад +18

    The friendship is inspirational desus and Mero. And great update on what's happening . Definitely a good show.

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 3 года назад +62

    Real fax tho: pete is getting payback against ye for that one dinner with kid Cudi that one time..drake should take notes, for we have a new petty prince 🤴 🤣🤣

    • @chiefqueef1591
      @chiefqueef1591 3 года назад +8

      What edition of hot white goss is this from?

    • @dutchesswb
      @dutchesswb 3 года назад +3

      @@chiefqueef1591 I love your username 🤣🤣🤣
      ruclips.net/video/QPcBED-82VE/видео.html

    • @increiblepelotudo
      @increiblepelotudo 3 года назад +3

      As a Shaolin resident myself, we can be sooooo petty.

    • @cassyboo604
      @cassyboo604 3 года назад

      What happened?

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam 3 года назад +28

    The brand was VERY problematic for the warmup, great job guys 👏🤝

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 3 года назад +5

    Desus came straight from the '03 Hov Change Clothes video set. Express X Supreme

  • @shakie6074
    @shakie6074 3 года назад +11

    the brand went hard on Gaga and Leo back to back goddamn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QuiaNeHia
    @QuiaNeHia 3 года назад +10

    7:14 Mero is giving BIG Disappointed West Indian Father right there lol

  • @dariusmcclain5584
    @dariusmcclain5584 3 года назад +4

    7:14 I need this as a reaction gif yesterday, lol

  • @ouzi9122
    @ouzi9122 3 года назад +3

    "This is not from eating ass" I am disappointed my guy lol

  • @NA-sq1pt
    @NA-sq1pt 3 года назад +48

    Does their dating with 4 kids rule apply to Ye too, or...😂

    • @homenick93
      @homenick93 3 года назад +4

      Homie not only shouldn’t be dating he should be committed at this point.

    • @marcofujimoto
      @marcofujimoto 3 года назад +3

      A guy who shaves their eyebrows plays by their own rules

  • @Masterp100
    @Masterp100 3 года назад +4

    The first 10 seconds was literally just them making noises lmao I missed these guys

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 3 года назад +9

    Desus shirt is busier than the 405

  • @opm1s6
    @opm1s6 3 года назад +23

    How does Desus know this much about Staten Island!?!? Like for real that oddly specific info that only people from the north shore of Shaolin would know.

  • @virgilbrickonmybrick989
    @virgilbrickonmybrick989 3 года назад +9

    I hope they do this show for another decade or two

    • @timanthagoff4060
      @timanthagoff4060 2 года назад

      😬.... 😄.... 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @virgilbrickonmybrick989
      @virgilbrickonmybrick989 2 года назад +2

      I know. That comment didn’t age well at all and it was only 9 months ago. Sad

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 3 года назад +31

    My guy Desus… you don’t want to be wearing a shirt NYPD can use to tie your as* up with.

  • @tristanchuey
    @tristanchuey 3 года назад +19

    Desus hasn’t made a spicy comment like that in a minute.

    • @kayjones3187
      @kayjones3187 3 года назад +1

      He went for the jugular 😂😂

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 3 года назад +2

      Leonardo DiCaprio: "Apologize to my 23 year old girlfriend"

  • @missynemo1006
    @missynemo1006 3 года назад +10

    Why Desus shirt looks like its trying to be a straight jacket and a prisoners jumpsuit from 1912?

  • @heidisorenson3775
    @heidisorenson3775 3 года назад +8

    @Desus •0:35/10:31 Telly Monster was meant to be a representation of fear, anxiety, worry, concern, id, in addition to being played at a higher age to mimic adults yet still contain the needed component for commonality for us as humans by still keeping a guarded innocent transparence of adolescence. Or to compare/validate his character’s story architecture receipt; he’s a median with the ability to humble/frustrate SS Adults in an uncomfortable way to force an evolution as well as strengthen/frustrate SS Children. He’s an awkward, unilaterally relatable, lawful good Jean Grey male Muppet monster. And Mr. Snuffleupagus is a MF treasure like Mr. Looper GD! - and as you’re making your way through the rest of the museum of lost comments you’ll see what happens 🙂💋

  • @stephanodigiorgio1090
    @stephanodigiorgio1090 2 года назад

    "I'm gonna propose on the old wu-wear store" lost it there!!!!

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 3 года назад +10

    Desus what is that shirt😳

  • @wagovan35
    @wagovan35 3 года назад +1

    “Hoes don’t get cold” this is coming for a pnw resident that goes to many clubs and festivals, they will wear what ever in snowy weather haha 👯‍♀️

  • @bncain
    @bncain 3 года назад +8

    Me being impressed that Mero could sleep in a daily contact for 3 nights 😂

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 года назад +283

    I Want to See Mero Wearing Glasses who's with me on that?

    • @KraknSkulls
      @KraknSkulls 3 года назад +13

      On some E40 type shit

    • @oddishhonor
      @oddishhonor 3 года назад +10

      He’s worn them before. During the viceland days there was an episode I believe

    • @ShutUpAlready444
      @ShutUpAlready444 3 года назад +4

      👍🏾

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 3 года назад +5

      The brand uses frames.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 года назад +1

      👋🏾

  • @goddollars
    @goddollars 3 года назад +1

    Top tier warmup

  • @kenedi8371
    @kenedi8371 3 года назад +5

    maybe the vodka commercial was to show that if you get drunk enough, he’ll look like leonardo dicaprio. idk i’m just trying to figure who lied and said he looked like leo because…😬

  • @tonysmith4702
    @tonysmith4702 2 года назад +1

    Yeoooo, that DiCaprio if he dated his age had me dying!!!!

  • @HoodyCoob
    @HoodyCoob 3 года назад +26

    Step dad Pete movie would be legendary

    • @dragorocky
      @dragorocky 3 года назад +2

      Pete West?

    • @HoodyCoob
      @HoodyCoob 3 года назад +1

      @@dragorocky Pete Kardashian

  • @lowkeybruja
    @lowkeybruja 3 года назад +26

    bruh pete really got kim out on staten island, eating carbs, using her facial muscles on a roller coaster, surrounded by peasants.. but the absolute best part: prolly brought her back to the crib, to his blacklight basement apt, had her hitting a bong on a dusty beanbag chair lmfaoooooo 👏👏👏PETE THE GAWD

    • @liluhaas
      @liluhaas 3 года назад +2

      he a wizard. I’m impressed

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 3 года назад +4

      It's sad you have this much knowledge of staten

  • @reneesherman1385
    @reneesherman1385 3 года назад

    I want to give this video multiple thumbs up!!!!

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 3 года назад +5

    I had LASIK 8yrs ago and can def confirm it's time for a reboot 👀 My vision gets worse every day 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 3 года назад +1

    I'm feeling Desus's shirt and the Cardi B theory is hilarious and I'm honestly not surprised by the results.

  • @Danno1850
    @Danno1850 2 года назад +4

    Desus looks like he left the tailor midway through. “I got a show to do, you’ve had enough time”

  • @vicvinegar7671
    @vicvinegar7671 3 года назад +1

    All I can hear when they do their accent is Rocko's neighbor from Rocko's Modern Life lmao

  • @JB-pe2yn
    @JB-pe2yn 3 года назад +1

    Eeekkk!! I LOVE the Artie Lange reference!

  • @shanesaunders6156
    @shanesaunders6156 3 года назад +13

    Mero with the Aaron Rodgers dig, knows how to hurt me.

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 3 года назад +13

    Wait a sec, y'all asked women who are pretty much naked if they were cold while in Florida? I've lived in Florida for 32 years, it easy to begin developing a case of swamp ass at 3am, you have to be naked to be comfortable. In Florida you could end up with sweaty nuts walking from your front door to the car first thing in the morning. It's never cold here.
    The only cold places in Florida are the walk in freezers at Publix. I'm taking about back and forth, in and out, 100° temp swings, 9 hours a day.

    • @nicholelibra
      @nicholelibra 3 года назад +1

      I've seen my coworkers come in with knee-high fur boots...the office is in Miami.
      Another time it dropped to 70° and a coworker had to leave early because she came down with a cold.

    • @makicabrera
      @makicabrera 3 года назад +1

      I watched some of the video explanation, they did the survey during the Florida version of winter when temperatures can drop below 60 at night

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 3 года назад +2

      Idk how you're comfortable announcing to the world that you're a sweaty swampass

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 3 года назад +3

      @@makicabrera that's not even cold lmao

    • @makicabrera
      @makicabrera 3 года назад

      @@Khronogi Below 60? I live in a cold country and that's pretty chilly to me ToT I need a jacket

  • @eddiecruz9683
    @eddiecruz9683 3 года назад +3

    Of course my Alma mater is part of that study lmao Go Bulls!!!

  • @GRACEABERDEAN01
    @GRACEABERDEAN01 3 года назад +3

    Pete Davidson jokes😂😂🙌🏻

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 3 года назад +8

    Might be time to get some glasses, Money Mero lol

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 2 года назад +1

    Nobody clocking Desus for the weird bird noises (10 sec) he makes when they come out, is beyond to me

  • @slickwitdasticks4493
    @slickwitdasticks4493 3 года назад +1

    Desus shirt is wild

  • @julioluna6499
    @julioluna6499 3 года назад +2

    Damn Leo caught a stray for no reason Lmao!

  • @nerdyggg
    @nerdyggg 3 года назад +2

    Why is desus wearing a business chic straight jacket? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mgiebus1869
    @mgiebus1869 3 года назад

    Mero had some of that og d&m energy for lady Gaga's airbrushing. I miss those days

  • @terigiese1322
    @terigiese1322 3 года назад +1

    That shirt drove me crazy!!I kept being distracted by those freakin ribbons!😝Then my edible kicked in and😵‍💫😅

  • @Obekant08
    @Obekant08 3 года назад +1

    10:08 Desus being classy thou!

  • @MsJones-zm7vs
    @MsJones-zm7vs 2 года назад +1

    There has been a lot of comments about Desus shirt…I think he wanted y’all to notice that it was a different color as I’m calling this
    “His Green Era”

  • @freebird3581
    @freebird3581 2 года назад

    Desus get that, I escaped from the Diesel store's insane asylum shirt OUTTA HERE! Hahahaha!

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 года назад +1

    Desus' shirt... 🤣

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +10

    That ain't what they mean by get the strap, Desus...what's up with that shirt?

  • @RingoLoadagain
    @RingoLoadagain 3 года назад +1

    Two (almost) middle-age style ICONS.

  • @2ndteddy18
    @2ndteddy18 3 года назад +1

    Ayo😅🤣😂😂😂 I’m 2 nice 4 this right now 😏😆🤣😅🤣 2 real n funny AF 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 года назад +1

    Karey at Lane Bryant would change the schedule and send the district manager a different schedule. And I was honest about my work schedule because I was a Stockton University student

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 3 года назад

    "Step-dad Pete" lol rated R

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 года назад +1

    Yes, I told Karey off once, but so did everyone at that store.

  • @mikegeastatl
    @mikegeastatl 3 года назад +6

    As much as y’all talk about baseball you ain’t mention the braves winning the World Series once? Respect the brand💪💪💪💪

  • @judgenotlestyebejudge
    @judgenotlestyebejudge 3 года назад

    😆🤣🤣Hot air rise’s, so that hot garbage air smell rising up to them!! Lol

  • @usernameaz602
    @usernameaz602 3 года назад +1

    @3:18
    Lady Gaga and the House of Gucci.
    Is either...
    The greatest band name ever
    Or
    an Adult Swim Scoobyverse Crossover.

  • @brianthompson5168
    @brianthompson5168 3 года назад

    7:06- 7:16 Mero's face tho' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 3 года назад +20

    Lol, I don't think you want psychologists working on the vaccine, my guys.

  • @DGreen-hq7jp
    @DGreen-hq7jp 3 года назад

    The gasp with the airbrush gaga comment lol... followed by the Leo impersonator laugh 👀... then asking women in Miami night clubs if they are cold ... alcohol and coke might be some factors to acct for lol

  • @alexknight1829
    @alexknight1829 3 года назад

    My guy impersonated Andy Milonakis maybe haha

  • @tmlocalone
    @tmlocalone 3 года назад +1

    Bronx STRONG

  • @ddelo3441
    @ddelo3441 2 года назад

    Dude, wait until your contact rolls to the back of your eye while you are sleeping... then let the panic at the disco begin!

  • @bathwaterbuffalo
    @bathwaterbuffalo 3 года назад +1

    Gaga wins one b.s. Oscar and all of a sudden thinks she's Daniel Day-Lewis

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад

    I loved Telly

  • @katenkyokotsu4417
    @katenkyokotsu4417 3 года назад

    I’m convinced the scientists got caught watching Pno and was like..”have you heard of Cardi B?”

  • @shockwavebboy
    @shockwavebboy 3 года назад +1

    10 minutes in, these guy doin it.

  • @marloncru
    @marloncru 3 года назад +1

    That shirt looks like covid with a relaxer in it.

  • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
    @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +1

    Are those tape measures?! 👀

  • @joshuaphillips755
    @joshuaphillips755 3 года назад +1

    Oh no, I used to joke around saying hos don't get cold.... I mean, how else you survive the winter dressed like that....
    I'm cancelled

  • @Thecornerdojotv
    @Thecornerdojotv 3 года назад +4

    Was Pete on SNL when Kanye said fuck the whole cast …well Che got next

  • @hollyecarroll659
    @hollyecarroll659 3 года назад

    Ok lasik makes me nervous too tho lmao

  • @JonDoe-wy1sr
    @JonDoe-wy1sr 3 года назад

    Shout out vannest and Morris park where I live lol

  • @joyharper5448
    @joyharper5448 2 года назад

    I know riyy most likely knew Nathan Dexter Burnett Jr. He use to live in the landings in Pleasantville NJ

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 года назад +6

    Dam the anne rice pull from way bck

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 года назад +1

    5:21 Rimshot

  • @feliciamarable6062
    @feliciamarable6062 3 года назад

    Desus I need that shirt ... Where did you get it from

  • @russellward4624
    @russellward4624 3 года назад

    The Leo look alike looks 20 years older than Leo lol

  • @cdfaiscoolerthan
    @cdfaiscoolerthan 3 года назад

    anyone know where to watch their episodes online? lol

  • @kjeezy2990
    @kjeezy2990 2 года назад

    This man Pete Davidson can not miss. 💯👍🏽

  • @vw8192
    @vw8192 3 года назад

    You missed the story on Roman Burtsev