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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @MarcAquino1095
    @MarcAquino1095 2 года назад +437

    Julia chose chaos today 😂 She’s gunning for her own show, just you wait 😂😂😂

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +15

      Lin Manuel Aquino gentrifying the community 🙄

    • @loveinthematrix
      @loveinthematrix 2 года назад +8

      @@youknowwhoyouare2269 yer in drag mode daang made me laugh tho

    • @seanfrance3182
      @seanfrance3182 2 года назад +4

      I’d watch a Julia show she’s kinda funny. Wonder what she look like? 🤔

    • @davetone5894
      @davetone5894 2 года назад +4

      Julia= Angela Yee, Desus= Charla, Mero= Envy. they are more powerful together.

    • @soniadevlin487
      @soniadevlin487 2 года назад +6

      @@seanfrance3182 she used to be on wild n out

  • @MrsTrixieFirecracker
    @MrsTrixieFirecracker 2 года назад +288

    The seamless transition from Desus' failed engagement to a tight 3 on Putin's shit habits... give them the fucking Emmy already

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +10

      🙄"told y'all about taking these girls, to the Cheesecake factory- letting em order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimp. 😩They ain't gonna do nothing but try to get your🤬 cheese"

    • @MrsTrixieFirecracker
      @MrsTrixieFirecracker 2 года назад +4

      🧐🤔🤷🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 2 года назад +184

    "She's not wrong"- Mero playing Desus's aunt

    • @mohamedyusuf6479
      @mohamedyusuf6479 2 года назад

      He’s always playing as his aunt😂😂😂 and is bogus as hell ,I think his aunt might actually show up and run his fade

  • @jamescasey2379
    @jamescasey2379 2 года назад +172

    Julia really did Desus dirty but we’re here for it

  • @freshflyy1
    @freshflyy1 2 года назад +181

    “Desus you were engaged” Sniper Elite type of shooting lol

  • @confuseddlovee
    @confuseddlovee 2 года назад +72

    Julia needs a raise for asking that 😂

  • @mynameispiaivy8549
    @mynameispiaivy8549 2 года назад +56

    Julia be spilling hot gozz and Desus ain’t ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @devpd
    @devpd 2 года назад +185

    Just utterly chaotic energy in this warmup. I love it.

    • @castille2
      @castille2 2 года назад +3

      The warm ups have been far too serious, this was solid warm up energy.

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 2 года назад +146

    "You (was) engaged but you ain't married....Fill in the blanks" lmao why did I feel that so hard tho and I ain't never been engaged

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +3

      I've never been married, and I have a wide range of issues🎭 But it's wild how I seem stable by comparison, Thank you😬

  • @Sandjoe77
    @Sandjoe77 2 года назад +57

    Godamn Julia sniping out here with these kills. She be making caribbean aunties proud with that question lmao

  • @digitalral
    @digitalral 2 года назад +43

    Julia came In with that Mike Tyson Uppercut on Desus

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 2 года назад +111

    Julia was right on target today damn 😅😅😅

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +3

      Nahhhh b, Julia crushing on him, passing notes in class
      Do you like me?
      ___ yes
      Or
      ------ yes

  • @andrewflores1084
    @andrewflores1084 2 года назад +56

    Desus looked at his finger when he said we didnt make it that far i felt that

    • @TheCreativeqt
      @TheCreativeqt 2 года назад +7

      I noticed too 🥺 He was in his feels for a sec

    • @mohamedyusuf6479
      @mohamedyusuf6479 2 года назад +4

      Y’all must not know desus aka don’t talk to me in the uberpool

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 2 года назад +35

    So Desus' aunties have Julia's email, huh? Ohhh... this is gonna get interesting. We need more Desus nuggets.

  • @saiedhaddad7650
    @saiedhaddad7650 2 года назад +36

    Wooooooow Julia with the shots

    • @GrownAzzFangirl
      @GrownAzzFangirl 2 года назад +5

      Desus' reaction, tho!!!!

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +5

      He felt the pain in her roast, so he let her slide🤭 Benevolent Bodega Boy

  • @sheemrobinson
    @sheemrobinson 2 года назад +16

    Julia spilling all the tea, Desus was engaged?!?!?!?!?🚨🚨🚨🚨😂😂😂

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +23

    HOLY SHIT. Podcast energy. They came in hot as hell. My God

    • @jeyonce8901
      @jeyonce8901 2 года назад

      I said the same thing!! I need the audio art.

  • @Dmens84
    @Dmens84 2 года назад +28

    Julia was aiming for Desus' head with that "You were engaged. . . ." LOL.

  • @Rjonesy101
    @Rjonesy101 2 года назад +34

    Julia came out guns blazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinpower829
    @austinpower829 2 года назад +38

    Bruh undeniably the best warmup ever. Yall stay keeping it fresh and funky

  • @danac.6836
    @danac.6836 2 года назад +30

    I liveeee for the comments from my fellow hive members 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😭😭😭 if there isn't already, we need a [NYC] 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️ Meetup group or something..or maybe its just my drunk ass lol idk but I'm always here for the comments and cosign every one (except for any slander lol)

  • @tairamcbride7536
    @tairamcbride7536 2 года назад +21

    Throw some barrels at some Italians made me laugh so hard

  • @staceyshere
    @staceyshere 2 года назад +7

    Julia airing Desus out has me screaming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nedisahonkey
    @nedisahonkey 2 года назад +18

    Best warm up in months. Holy shit

  • @silviadiaz1248
    @silviadiaz1248 2 года назад +37

    Also, fanning out about her recorded fart noise is the Bodega Boys’ ticket to the Roc Nation Brunch so keep sniffing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YanniB01
    @YanniB01 2 года назад +20

    Julia, the American Sniper.

  • @chord2k7
    @chord2k7 2 года назад +24

    JULIA!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DreamcastQ
    @DreamcastQ 2 года назад +17

    SPICY JULIA !! lmao expose him

  • @judgenotlestyebejudge
    @judgenotlestyebejudge 2 года назад +23

    WOW!, JULIA!! GOD DAMN. What did Desus do to you on the low? LOL!

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +2

      3rd 👁️ open b
      Watch the Julia-hive swarm and converge on your position for keeping it a buck

  • @jackjack-bw8ks
    @jackjack-bw8ks 2 года назад +13

    Man these guys are one of a kind so enjoy and give them their flowers now. Whenever I want a guaranteed laugh I can count on these guys.

  • @jazzdaneclarke4614
    @jazzdaneclarke4614 2 года назад +11

    Julia came with that 💥💥💥today

  • @rhodabaruch4
    @rhodabaruch4 2 года назад +21

    This was a good warmup. Putin saves his poop?! Wild. Would never have guessed that…

  • @serraangel7465
    @serraangel7465 2 года назад +33

    Im rewatching all the episodes now that I got Showtime.

  • @parkor2082
    @parkor2082 2 года назад +10

    Julia out here getting her sicario on!

  • @MrAdrianWork
    @MrAdrianWork 2 года назад +5

    I just keep watching Desus' reaction. This is Gold!!!

  • @a1st532
    @a1st532 2 года назад +6

    SHOTS FIRED- JULIA came out Swingin' Today!! @5:49 Desus didn't know pillow talk was fair game

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 2 года назад +46

    I was worried they'd gotten into some kind of tiff when I saw Desus was guest-hosting Kimmel solo, but I'm glad to see that, from what I can tell, they're doing just fine! Just got their own lives and careers.

    • @jupiterofthemonkeyii5569
      @jupiterofthemonkeyii5569 2 года назад +43

      I think it's just easier for Desus to travel than it is for Mero with the family.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 2 года назад

      @@jupiterofthemonkeyii5569 Yeah, probably

    • @themichaelbrandon
      @themichaelbrandon 2 года назад +17

      Besides, Mero was cast as the Bodega owner in the Netflix movie BX vs Vampires and Desus wasn't in it. No salt about it.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 2 года назад +3

      @@themichaelbrandon Yeah, they do their own stuff all the time. I was just paranoid for a sec.

  • @WilliamCarterII
    @WilliamCarterII 2 года назад +20

    Why is Julia choosing violence?!

  • @terrehonbowden3472
    @terrehonbowden3472 2 года назад +4

    man, the vibes is STRONG today!

  • @teddybearington3
    @teddybearington3 2 года назад +6

    Julia went for the jugular!😳💕💕💕

  • @pierre-4
    @pierre-4 2 года назад +11

    Y'all miss a 4 horseman of the apocalypse Joke with the Beyonce cover.

  • @davetone5894
    @davetone5894 2 года назад +13

    We need Mero and his wifey to do full on Endless love in character as Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross. Drippy Jheri Curls and Big ass afros and all. DO IT FOR THE BRAND!!!

    • @staceyshere
      @staceyshere 2 года назад

      Ok I need to see this for their Halloween episode

  • @NatoJacobs
    @NatoJacobs 2 года назад +5

    Julia with the headshot at Desus

  • @TheeGr8Cornholio
    @TheeGr8Cornholio Год назад +1

    Rewatching old clips of the boys. The brand isn't strong anymore but I'm still Bodega Hive 💪🏾🥺😭

  • @thomasmc2045
    @thomasmc2045 2 года назад +4

    This was madness and I loved it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wtfdion
    @wtfdion 2 года назад +2

    by far the craziest warmup

  • @101smileyfacegirl
    @101smileyfacegirl 2 года назад +2

    LOL Julia gotta get a raise for that question 🤣

  • @HEELKAIJU
    @HEELKAIJU 2 года назад +3

    Yo this shit had me in TEARS

  • @jrunnels04
    @jrunnels04 2 года назад +2

    This was FLAWLESS 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jetplizzle
    @Jetplizzle 2 года назад +9

    I feel Mero on Joaquin not being able to knock down Zazie but he said it was unrealistic when actuality the movie was real as fuck cause he ain’t smash n she was scared of him….hate to be that guy but couldn’t help myself

    • @DegraTrip
      @DegraTrip 2 года назад

      Yeah that joke was a miss

  • @4biz
    @4biz 2 года назад +1

    LOVE LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @pinkinthenight
    @pinkinthenight 2 года назад +6

    I haven’t seen joker but wasn’t his relationship with Zazie all in his head?

  • @jeyonce8901
    @jeyonce8901 2 года назад

    I need the pod!! Big podcast energy here.

  • @packman0439
    @packman0439 2 года назад +3

    I miss hatless Desus. He was a true menace.

  • @silviadiaz1248
    @silviadiaz1248 2 года назад +7

    Beyonce turns up the Heat…Heat is the name of her fragrance.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад

      Consult a gastroenterologist for your struggles with flatulence, it could be a symptom of something more serious than loneliness and rejection😬

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 года назад +4

    If I get married and it's a few people I'm doing Popeye's, tacos, and tamales, pie for dessert, and a Jewel osco cake.

  • @ChristalJ
    @ChristalJ 2 года назад +12

    My problematic faves

  • @CMM1313
    @CMM1313 2 года назад +1

    Damn Julia turning up the heat lmaooo -- love engagement goss

  • @catsoulakis2853
    @catsoulakis2853 2 года назад +1

    best warmup

  • @selahjade7374
    @selahjade7374 2 года назад

    He said you got a romper on in the porta potty 💩💩💀💀💀💀💀💀 CHAOSSSS

  • @nnenne4
    @nnenne4 2 года назад +1

    Julia went on another level and he wasn't ready 💀

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL 2 года назад +2

    What that horse is thinking is
    *"What fkin bullshit you got me in now??"*

  • @famguyfan72
    @famguyfan72 2 года назад

    Greatest news source

  • @jordanrhyne8647
    @jordanrhyne8647 2 года назад +1

    Julia firing SHOTS!!! 😂

  • @DMVskaters21
    @DMVskaters21 2 года назад +1

    whoever is in charge of the hats please curve the brims lol

  • @MrBigkurt77
    @MrBigkurt77 Год назад

    "Don't Google That"......I just googled and😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dukedp78
    @dukedp78 2 года назад

    Classy song like Romping Shop I’m weak lmaooooo

  • @2Thessalonians1_7
    @2Thessalonians1_7 2 года назад +5

    I'm beginning to think they're using homegirl as a laugh track, and that ain't Julia. They spammed ole girl today...

  • @dtdtdtdtification
    @dtdtdtdtification 2 года назад

    ramping shop......i'm fucking dead LMAO

  • @PopularNobody
    @PopularNobody 2 года назад +8

    YERRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @RamosDominicano
    @RamosDominicano Год назад

    Julia came out with the bazooka this episode! 💥

  • @pauljackson8995
    @pauljackson8995 2 года назад

    Somebody was too weak in the audience laughing! Lol

  • @candidreamy9685
    @candidreamy9685 2 года назад

    Julia really did Desus dirty‼️ 😂😂😂

  • @caliboymojo
    @caliboymojo 2 года назад

    I googled Ramping Shop. I gotta make it my wedding song.

    • @caliboymojo
      @caliboymojo 2 года назад

      I just bought the song, the Raw version.

  • @ashybugg86
    @ashybugg86 2 года назад +1

    Don’t google that… immediately googles 🤣

  • @puertoblack4605
    @puertoblack4605 2 года назад +10

    don't cancel the art. please.

  • @DadJokeCinema
    @DadJokeCinema 2 года назад +2

    Goddamn I need this

  • @apriljk6557
    @apriljk6557 2 года назад +2

    Dang audience full of weird laughers 😂

  • @wesleys9965
    @wesleys9965 2 года назад +1

    this one a classic

  • @gauravvikalp
    @gauravvikalp 2 года назад +5

    Gaga would've played a better Harley in her Marry the Night era. She's too traditional Hollywood Starlet now.

  • @mykebryan8299
    @mykebryan8299 2 года назад +1

    Julia chose violence today 😂

  • @rachelderenoncourt3881
    @rachelderenoncourt3881 2 года назад

    I remember poor Travis used to be downtown Stamford. Smh.

  • @xanderlee4733
    @xanderlee4733 2 года назад

    The man referred to Romping Shop. Big up Vybz Kartel!

  • @my97ser
    @my97ser 2 года назад +14

    She already stated y'all haters be corny with that illuminati mess!!

  • @DBIGBRO157
    @DBIGBRO157 2 года назад

    Bodega Gang

  • @courtneylane8225
    @courtneylane8225 2 года назад

    Why is the horse pointed to the Ukraine😅😅😅

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 2 года назад +2

    I WANNA MEET DESUS MAMAE Y PAPAI SO I CAN HEAR THEM CALL HIS NAME!!!!!
    DEEZUS DEEZNUTS

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 2 года назад +1

      ITS DAY-ZEUS

  • @tmlocalone
    @tmlocalone 2 года назад

    Always Like Comment Share and Subscribed

  • @mopanda81
    @mopanda81 2 года назад

    my face hurts on that romper shit

  • @MrQdiddy85
    @MrQdiddy85 Год назад

    I love how Mero gets heated about the most random stuff

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 2 года назад +2

    YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

  • @Nothsa
    @Nothsa 2 года назад +1

    How the sub count for them so low I will never know

  • @joshuamarcano350
    @joshuamarcano350 Год назад

    Musical opportunity sent me

  • @britneyrenee2252
    @britneyrenee2252 2 года назад

    Lmao “Putin for real”

  • @maggiecunningham8952
    @maggiecunningham8952 2 года назад

    “Sir Putin has mange”
    so that’s where all his hair went

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 2 года назад +10

    If there’s a video of Ted Cruz smashing Lauren Boebert, show it to Beiber so his screams can unfreeze his face.

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 2 года назад +4

      💀💀💀

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад

      Wow, written like a true non-Belieber🙄
      Okay Mr Cee, let's see your roster

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 2 года назад

      @lucid dreams leave your parents basement, then go find your mom and start from there.

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 2 года назад +2

    FWIW, I listened to Ramping Shop, and the remarkably blunt sex talk honestly didn't shock me as much as a super-duper homophobic line they repeat a couple of times. That one serious bum note aside, it kinda bangs!

    • @garlandviaud1280
      @garlandviaud1280 2 года назад

      That line shocked you? You gotta remember it was way back then too. Caribbean culture is way more blunt than "American" culture

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 2 года назад +1

      @@garlandviaud1280 I mean, I just thought it was a song about fucking, then they go and say boy on boy and girl on girl is wrong and should be scorned! I mean, at least it isn't a call for murder, but it's still pretty gross.

    • @teddybeartears88
      @teddybeartears88 2 года назад +1

      that’s actually really funny because I’m gay and Caribbean and my gay Caribbean friends and i all think that parts the funniest. we’ve turned it into a joke because Caribbean’s BREATHE homophobia. And honestly nobody cares because vybz kartel is unsavory. The homophobia is a part of his brand

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 2 года назад

      @@teddybeartears88 More power to you man

    • @teddybeartears88
      @teddybeartears88 2 года назад +3

      @@SuperJNG18 yes honestly this is one of those things where if you are actually stressed about homophobia there are current situations that could really use your attention and support. Happy pride! Also I’m a woman

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 2 года назад +6

    Julia aired it out

  • @DaPhreshestKidd
    @DaPhreshestKidd 2 года назад

    These niggas made a TV show, talk tweeting about the news. Legendary shit

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 2 года назад

    If they think that there was nothing musical about Jokey and that Zazie's character hooked up with Joker, they clearly didn't watch the movie. 😂