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  • Опубликовано: 23 сен 2020
  • Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg passes, Portland, Seattle, and NYC labeled "Anarchist Jurisdictions," Mel Gibson has a sequel to "The Passion of the Christ" on deck, and the worst jeans you ever saw.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @ashleybates8922
    @ashleybates8922 3 года назад +179

    Mero yelling “ANARCHY YEAH!!!” touches my (retired) punk rock heart. 🖤🎨🖤

    • @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us
      @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 3 года назад +16

      Do punks get pensions and 401k's?

    • @ashleybates8922
      @ashleybates8922 3 года назад +34

      @@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us no way, man! 401ks are a tool of THE MAN. Roth IRAs, however, protect your future, like steel-toed boots once protected my anti-establishment feets. ☠️💰☠️

    • @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us
      @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 3 года назад +6

      @@ashleybates8922 🥾💥🐷

    • @Vamashara
      @Vamashara 3 года назад +7

      Just imagine like if “anarchist jurisdiction” was actually a thing. Like the cop uniforms was just crust punk attire with dreadlocks in the neck and shit. Cop cars pulling up blasting grindcore. Sounds lit af ngl

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 3 года назад +7

      Damn. Well you saying "retired punk" really touched my heart. Lol

  • @reneehoward8936
    @reneehoward8936 3 года назад +176

    Jesus running on the water like an anime character😂😂😂😂

    • @fallenone_79
      @fallenone_79 3 года назад +2

      Until he gets his ass kicked by either Goku or Naruto! LOL! 😂😂😂

    • @gajayjay
      @gajayjay 3 года назад +1

      Goku or Naruto would beat the shit out of Jesus. Dude couldn’t even survive nails and wood

    • @sasogorelick
      @sasogorelick 3 года назад

      🕒?

    • @reneehoward8936
      @reneehoward8936 3 года назад

      @@gajayjay ummm. 🤔 Yes he did. He endured the nails and wood for ALL OUR SINS and he rose again to prove that the Lord's love is real.

  • @TheEricapiano
    @TheEricapiano 3 года назад +47

    "everything supreme is overrated the sneakers, the sweatshirts, the court. get rid of it." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
    @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 3 года назад +42

    Julia's first line shocked me so much 😂.

  • @robinsonshe06
    @robinsonshe06 3 года назад +35

    Mero’s DMX as Jesus doin “Flesh of my flesh” = 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @pearbasket
    @pearbasket 3 года назад +31

    Mero calling out Mudd Jeans and L.E.I 😂😂 he knows all the fashions! I remember when he said someone was wearing Liz Claiborne sunglasses 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Slappysan
      @Slappysan 3 года назад +2

      He's married thus has held a purse while his wife shopped...

    • @taraloker6045
      @taraloker6045 3 года назад +4

      He grew up in the same era and has a sister is more like it. I'm sure that his wife and the rest of us have graduated from those brands.

  • @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916
    @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916 3 года назад +128

    Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo, What Would You Do?! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +5

      Well I sure would dance the Electric Boogaloo with Desus Christ as Earl Simmons🤣😭🥳

    • @thatguyD0Tcom
      @thatguyD0Tcom 3 года назад

      I DIED right at that moment

    • @loveyamungo9064
      @loveyamungo9064 3 года назад

      DEAD.

    • @goodnplenty1873
      @goodnplenty1873 3 года назад +1

      I liked this comment before I even knew what you were talking about. 🤣😂🤣

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

      @@goodnplenty1873 same

  • @shpeftopolis
    @shpeftopolis 3 года назад +245

    BIG JULIA ENERGY

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +140

    They called William Barr "Fire Stick Lebowski" 💀💀💀

    • @aliasanew3398
      @aliasanew3398 3 года назад +3

      I think he also looks like Home Simpson's stomach

  • @amandajoy8666
    @amandajoy8666 3 года назад +24

    On point DMX impressions! Lol

  • @bananalace
    @bananalace 3 года назад +56

    We need “My Stepdads and Me 2” more than we need the Passion of Christ 2 💀

  • @solitairedoll
    @solitairedoll 3 года назад +30

    “Night Court” theme song with that hot bass...Cam’ron also thought so 😂

    • @fallenone_79
      @fallenone_79 3 года назад +7

      Loved Night Court! The theme song is kick-ass!

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад

      Jose Felder YASSS

  • @Leo-tu8be
    @Leo-tu8be 3 года назад +126

    What are you doing step-Desus? -Julia when Desus walks back into the living room where she hiding

    • @EsotericRavenclaw
      @EsotericRavenclaw 3 года назад +22

      I think I’m one of the only ones who refuses to believe Desus and Julia have a thing going. This may be because I want his beard all to myself 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +6

      @@EsotericRavenclaw I feel exactly the same way. Maybe we should start a club 🤔. But what would it be called?

    • @Ubercoolnifa23
      @Ubercoolnifa23 3 года назад +6

      @@WarriorQueenUnicorn Des (pronounced Deez) nuttz .. 😂😂

    • @vickytaylor4156
      @vickytaylor4156 3 года назад +2

      @@Ubercoolnifa23 LMFAO!!! Deez nuts going once, going twice, Deez nuts sold! To the lady in the corner clocking tht beard too! 🤭🐞

    • @user-zr6jm4ld9l
      @user-zr6jm4ld9l 3 года назад +11

      “Step-Desus, I’m stuck in the dryer.” - Julia

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +89

    DMX Jesus is something I high key want/need to see now. "Da Passion of Earl Simmons"

    • @fallenone_79
      @fallenone_79 3 года назад +3

      Oh I can't wait hear that shit on Spotify! I'll be lit AF! 😎

    • @lareewilson3199
      @lareewilson3199 3 года назад +2

      Soundtrack produced by Swizz Beats

    • @rasarmusic1
      @rasarmusic1 3 года назад

      One More Road To *Cross* hit different now

    • @fallenone_79
      @fallenone_79 3 года назад

      @@rasarmusic1 love that track. But I'm a have to go with, "Here we go again!" The original is one of my personal favorites!

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +2

      @@lareewilson3199 Does Pontius Pilate look at Judas and go, "It's me snitches!"?

  • @dlm9293
    @dlm9293 3 года назад +37

    Nah but they need to put some respect on my man John Goodman's name!! 😂🤣

  • @jameshendrickson774
    @jameshendrickson774 3 года назад +35

    Am I high or is Anarchist Jurisdiction sounding like Anarchist Jerk Chicken?
    Now at Chipotle! 🤣

  • @thewiseone7680
    @thewiseone7680 3 года назад +22

    Desus aint lying about Portland im from there and the weed is really good...ALLEGEDLY 😆

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 3 года назад +2

      THE WISEONE 😉😉😉

    • @thewiseone7680
      @thewiseone7680 3 года назад +1

      @@robinsonshe06 if u know u know 💜😎🔥

    • @cookingediblesdragon4570
      @cookingediblesdragon4570 3 года назад

      Yep and it is almost time for harvest💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 3 года назад +1

      Isn’t it legal in Oregon?

  • @benjaminallen840
    @benjaminallen840 3 года назад +11

    Thank god they brought the jeezus chwroist guy back! We love you gwoiii

  • @krazykool18
    @krazykool18 3 года назад +48

    I can’t wait to hear a battle of the bands between Boney Goats and Anarchist Jurisdiction.

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 3 года назад +14

    Desus saying deadlift but mimicks shoulder press hurt

  • @tglad20
    @tglad20 3 года назад +26

    “WE LOVE YOU GAWD! Jesus Christ!!”

  • @aprilinsanmiguel
    @aprilinsanmiguel 3 года назад +8

    the mudd and l.e.i. reference though 😩😂😭

  • @deekers215
    @deekers215 3 года назад +78

    Desus likes when Julia talks dirty to him

  • @Xan923
    @Xan923 3 года назад +3

    “Flesh of my flesh! Blood of my blood” Dmx Jesus I’m crying 😭

  • @RolandDeschain198
    @RolandDeschain198 3 года назад +21

    Desus has definitely never done a dead-lift in his life.

    • @mr.energy3706
      @mr.energy3706 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

  • @laurakasella304
    @laurakasella304 3 года назад +4

    why are desus and mero the only two who are in sync even over zoom? the brand is truly strong

  • @maryandchild
    @maryandchild 3 года назад +10

    not to be incredibly old, but john laraquette wasn't joe isuzu, that was david leisure from 'empty nest'

  • @splinter1psi99
    @splinter1psi99 3 года назад +14

    Romney getting drunk off milk?? Is this Alien Nation?

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 3 года назад +4

    Everytime I see the “JESUS CHRIST!” dude & Mero’s impression, I’m rolling 😂

  • @lareewilson3199
    @lareewilson3199 3 года назад +4

    Desus talking about couples court with the Cutlers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket 3 года назад +11

    Someone needs to animate that PotC trailer ASAP 🤣🤣

  • @mismay360
    @mismay360 3 года назад +13

    The MAD TV reference!!

  • @urockit2011
    @urockit2011 3 года назад +10

    Someone give these two some money to make this Passion of the Christ movie

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx 3 года назад +15

    Yo with this lighting set up, a couple times mero looked like he was sporting an emo hair cut under his hat

  • @TZ4789
    @TZ4789 3 года назад +2

    The slightly enthusiastic "you ballbags ready?" from julia set the tone for me

  • @brennapye677
    @brennapye677 3 года назад +9

    Joe Isuzu and John Lauroqutte are different people. The guy in the Isuzu commercials was on the Golden Girls spinoff Empty Nest (also staring Dinah Manoff and Kristi McNichol). I know this off the top of my head. 😬

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +1

      Love Kristi McNichol! I feel the need to RUclips this now 🤣😇🥰💋

    • @SeanThomas
      @SeanThomas 3 года назад +1

      Desus can't differentiate White people.

    • @-laydeeintrigue-
      @-laydeeintrigue- 3 года назад

      Always forget that was a GG spinoff.

  • @splinter1psi99
    @splinter1psi99 3 года назад +11

    "my two step dad's" sounds more like a title for some sucio vids on spankbang

  • @DDoggy1224
    @DDoggy1224 3 года назад +3

    lol Julia's opening was dope! you can tell she's been around them a lot haha

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 3 года назад +8

    Julia being aggressive got me feeling some type of way in this quarantime

  • @Davepacheco1986
    @Davepacheco1986 3 года назад +5

    "Brotherhood and loyalty" are the lyrics for every NYHC band.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 3 года назад

      Every Syracuse Straight Edge one too. It's their thing.

  • @Alione
    @Alione 3 года назад +2

    Shoutout for the "Lowered Expectations" theme song. I loved those skits on MadTV!!!

  • @griffin6817
    @griffin6817 3 года назад +5

    Anarchist Jurisdiction is the new Boney Goats single

  • @oh_thats_kris
    @oh_thats_kris 3 года назад +1

    "Drunk off whole milk"....Desus cracks me the fuck up!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Keithnicity
    @Keithnicity 3 года назад +3

    Just when I thought I couldn’t love Mero more... he drops a Big Lebowski reference.

  • @emilianoo.1596
    @emilianoo.1596 3 года назад +1

    Really appreciated Desus's John Larroquette/David Leisure confusion. Basically me in '91.

  • @fallenone_79
    @fallenone_79 3 года назад +1

    Just hearing Mero say "ANARCHY" reminds me of my rebellious youth of the '80's & '90's! Goddamn I'm fucking old! 😩😰

  • @KPRamirez
    @KPRamirez 3 года назад +10

    Julia and Desus going the step dad route... #sucioboys

  • @staceyshere
    @staceyshere 3 года назад +12

    NYC Anarchist Gang 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 3 года назад +10

    FLESH ON MY FLESH!! BLOOD ON MY BLOOD!!.....lmao

  • @Chigz10
    @Chigz10 3 года назад +3

    let's go free willy had me dying 😂

  • @1016952
    @1016952 2 года назад +2

    Respect to Mero for putting up that Haitian flag on the wall next to the Dominican Republic flag.

  • @Onsanio
    @Onsanio 3 года назад

    I've been trying to find the dance for jesus vid for the last 3 weeks. So glad they played it again

  • @andrewnelson1065
    @andrewnelson1065 3 года назад +7

    c'mon man you know its Judge Mathis baby

  • @aligaines8476
    @aligaines8476 3 года назад +3

    Could you imagine Dave Chapelle on the Supreme Court?

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place 3 года назад +1

    I just subscribed to your channel. I love that you guys are seriously informed about current events & use your comedy to inform your audience. I'm a Boomer & you guys are the next Generation up to bat, & I'm glad you guys are involved & are critically thinking. That is not meant to be demeaning or dismissive; it's a compliment. Listening to you makes me more comfortable with how our future will play out. Peace Out- BKLYN GAL.

  • @catherinesmith9820
    @catherinesmith9820 3 года назад

    "Small Lebowski vibes" I. DIED.

  • @BlackCulinaryHistory
    @BlackCulinaryHistory 3 года назад

    Jesus boogaloo is nuts. The alliteration and rhyming on this episode were wild out of pocket?!

  • @Lee-xs2jt
    @Lee-xs2jt 3 года назад +1

    that Julie intro lmao...we need a Julie cam

  • @oktyrant8953
    @oktyrant8953 3 года назад +1

    DMX as Jesus: I love my Marys, but where my disciples?

  • @Vamashara
    @Vamashara 3 года назад +1

    Damn I was literally looking for a pair of those ISPA road warriors like 10 minutes ago and now Mero just got them casually sitting in the background..

  • @itachiniko
    @itachiniko 3 года назад +1

    That Julia laugh

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon 3 года назад

    i just want the world to know I'm glad i found these guys. Especially since JRE is going to Spotify.

  • @orchidelightful
    @orchidelightful 3 года назад +1

    You can sneak in one Chicken McNugget in to the movie.
    Ha!
    Omg.

  • @KelzTheGreat7
    @KelzTheGreat7 3 года назад

    The Madd TV reference gave me life 😂

  • @yabomekanu9229
    @yabomekanu9229 3 года назад +1

    Love the fits today

  • @SeanTheMeatDealer
    @SeanTheMeatDealer 3 года назад +3

    Julia the god on intro

  • @brontesegard8305
    @brontesegard8305 3 года назад

    THANK YOU! I forgot about that guy!

  • @bmwdagang
    @bmwdagang 3 года назад

    Julia chopping it off like that at the beginning was good man 🤟

  • @gennydf95
    @gennydf95 3 года назад

    I lost it at clit guillotine. Literally who else would make this kind of amazing joke? Shoutout to the best comedians lmfao

  • @abvhrulz
    @abvhrulz 3 года назад +4

    There is a good TV version of the Supreme Court! John Oliver has a doggie court with representatives of each justice.

  • @aligaines8476
    @aligaines8476 3 года назад

    I'm crying for a sequel, thank you; All I have as a favorite is Quo Vadis. Of course anything with Paul, he went all in no matter who he was rolling with.

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 года назад

    Their dmx impressions 😂😂😂

  • @augustagajoshestep
    @augustagajoshestep 3 года назад

    Desus was killin it with the jokes today

  • @chicagoakland
    @chicagoakland 3 года назад +6

    How much do you want to bet the same women buying those jeans are the same ones figuring?

  • @ActionJoeyD
    @ActionJoeyD 3 года назад

    "We already got an '05 Accord" hahaha

  • @themightyfp
    @themightyfp 3 года назад

    That jerseys 🔥

  • @stealahb
    @stealahb 3 года назад +4

    my two step-dads. yes yes

  • @dr-wz4gf
    @dr-wz4gf 3 года назад +2

    mero saying "Giulia, giulia" all italian like

  • @Ms_Farita
    @Ms_Farita 2 года назад

    I would totally watch this sequel

  • @Mannyswack
    @Mannyswack 3 года назад

    So does this mean we’re bringing back ball bags? Could even bring back the ball baggy awards!

  • @warrenh8709
    @warrenh8709 3 года назад +2

    Flesh on my FLESHHH, blood on my BLOOODD 🐕

  • @Graeberwave
    @Graeberwave 3 года назад

    That Taco Bell commercial ain't playing no mo huh. TACOOOOS TACOOOOOS

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 года назад

    I desperately want to see a Julia and desus and mero movie with desus and mero as stepparents

  • @rodettegross1598
    @rodettegross1598 3 года назад +1

    LOL!! Y'all got issues!! LOL!!!

  • @F3NDON106
    @F3NDON106 3 года назад

    🤪👍... This clip makes me get Cable.

  • @dontknow9218
    @dontknow9218 3 года назад +2

    Julia back to establish control I like it

  • @mr.rashadgrice79
    @mr.rashadgrice79 3 года назад +3

    That's Just A Reboot Or A "Reimagining" Of That 80s Show "My Two Dads".... Y'all Ain't Low😂😂

  • @SonSon-jw2dp
    @SonSon-jw2dp 3 года назад

    Jillin off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unruliilion
    @unruliilion 3 года назад

    Jesus... John Wick style💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾🙏🏾😇

  • @waseonethebomber
    @waseonethebomber 3 года назад +3

    can we please have Julia on screen please lol

  • @cooperland5879
    @cooperland5879 3 года назад +1

    Andre 300 😂😂😂

  • @-laydeeintrigue-
    @-laydeeintrigue- 3 года назад

    Anyone else subscribed but not having D&M vids pushed to the home page?
    [Edit: Drunk off whole milk. 😝😂🤣]

  • @heavilyguarded694
    @heavilyguarded694 3 года назад

    Mero got the VLONE AF1s in the back tho

  • @seanmcseanson
    @seanmcseanson 3 года назад +1

    Miss Night Court. Where can I get it?

  • @jeremyblackwater439
    @jeremyblackwater439 3 года назад

    I like Julia’s laugh 😆

  • @bberg82
    @bberg82 3 года назад +4

    Desus/Mero 2020

  • @robertcrawford8797
    @robertcrawford8797 3 года назад

    Julia: "oooooohhhh............aaaaaaahhhh"

  • @ohreallyeliza
    @ohreallyeliza 3 года назад +2

    That pee stain story made me gag. Ugh. People are foul as hell.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 3 года назад

      New Products guy needs to be fired

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 3 года назад

    "Jesus wouldn't bang with you"😂

  • @alexT2091
    @alexT2091 3 года назад

    Pee stain pants collab with Dookie stain drawls finna be 🔥 🔥