Early Voting & Kim Kardashian's Private Island 40th Birthday | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarland tries to start a podcast from jail, another "sighting" of fake Melania Trump, the guys vote early, and Kim Kardashian throws a 40th birthday bash on a private island.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 182

  • @UCUSmusic
    @UCUSmusic 3 года назад +317

    Shout out to everyone who only watches the warm ups... we in here!!!

    • @tglad20
      @tglad20 3 года назад +29

      I thought this was the show for the longest lol

    • @luisperez-soriano2399
      @luisperez-soriano2399 3 года назад +20

      I support I see the show,RUclips, podcast, always support where the HIVE at?!!!!!!

    • @luisperez-soriano2399
      @luisperez-soriano2399 3 года назад +6

      And the BOOK!!!

    • @kAAZper
      @kAAZper 3 года назад +11

      Showtime is 🗑 but the bodega boys is 🔥

    • @fredwardscissorhandz
      @fredwardscissorhandz 3 года назад +3

      @@luisperez-soriano2399 bodega hive we out here! The book is a work of art

  • @theconman5540
    @theconman5540 3 года назад +63

    “I felt like Princes Dia before the accident” had to throw that last part in lmao

    • @IndomitableAde
      @IndomitableAde 3 года назад +3

      Right? 😆 I hit the problematic button in my mind.

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 3 года назад +133

    So many people were roasting Kim for her tweet. I haven’t seen that much solidarity on twitter in a LONG time.
    Also, I need Mero’s sweatshirt...THE DRIP 🔥 tho

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 3 года назад +23

      Being broke brings people together...sometimes

    • @forgethype6026
      @forgethype6026 3 года назад +7

      I need to know Desus' hoodie it's also fire.

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад +6

      She’s an insensitive airhead. She could have kept that mess to herself. Keep roasting, Bodega Hive.

    • @BoomSkwad47
      @BoomSkwad47 3 года назад

      Fax that sweatshirt is 🔥

  • @antlava8704
    @antlava8704 3 года назад +28

    I just like the fact everytime I click on any bodega video there's no ad 😂 straight to the action

  • @jamie7958
    @jamie7958 3 года назад +113

    Dang we down to 6 minute intros 😢

    • @nikkijohnson5249
      @nikkijohnson5249 3 года назад +14

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JoeMenjivar
      @JoeMenjivar 3 года назад +18

      back in my day we used to get a cool 20 minutes

    • @fredmand
      @fredmand 3 года назад

      Yeah, Missing the 15-20 min

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 года назад +1

      SHOWTIME is tryna make it less SUCIO now 😔😔😔

    • @Ghostar8891
      @Ghostar8891 3 года назад

      I think it’s Julia, she got the wild cute voice tho that u know she gotta sexy moan lmao sucio spectrum

  • @crashingxhearts
    @crashingxhearts 3 года назад +106

    Kim K with the faux humble brag. She could have kept this trip and party private. But no, she’s always clout chasing.

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 3 года назад +4

      @Mister Roger i love Ye but that dude’s a mess

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 3 года назад +2

      then she be like, "oh my gawwwwd, why is everyone being so mean?? i was _only_ trying to celebrate my birthdaaayyyyy"

    • @ss11111ss
      @ss11111ss 3 года назад +1

      u jealous a

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 3 года назад

      she shoulda posted her porn video - member wheennn

    • @crashingxhearts
      @crashingxhearts 3 года назад

      s lmao not at all

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 3 года назад +18

    Kim was that girl in school who didn’t understand poverty. If she heard that someone didn’t have enough money for new clothes that year, she’d wonder why they couldn’t tap into their trust fund like everyone else.

    • @tink58bell
      @tink58bell 3 года назад +1

      You went to school with her?

  • @Run_GMD
    @Run_GMD 3 года назад +1

    “Because I stay murdering bitches.” 🤣
    It’s true. Just murdered the entire warm up with that one line.

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 3 года назад +4

    Oh no! Not penultimate!!!

  • @StarOfMyCity
    @StarOfMyCity 3 года назад +7

    YERRRRR 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @strangecreations4640
    @strangecreations4640 3 года назад +4

    Every video i end up zoning out on them tyedye adapts

    • @Scxoop123
      @Scxoop123 3 года назад +1

      Those shits are soooooo 🔥🔥🔥

  • @SeizedaJay
    @SeizedaJay 3 года назад

    6:49! Ayooo what the fuck!!! Warm ups getting shorter.

  • @Head2big4hats
    @Head2big4hats 3 года назад +1

    FREEETAX

  • @getdowngetdown
    @getdowngetdown 3 года назад +203

    ‘’’And she was like say word, let’s get it” - Mero’s Mom

    • @rasarmusic1
      @rasarmusic1 3 года назад +12

      Verbatim, my guy.
      “Yo! Not for nuffin, let’s go today gawd”

    • @Nala-xf6rz
      @Nala-xf6rz 3 года назад

      @@rasarmusic1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @violetrose25
      @violetrose25 3 года назад +1

      Hilarious. Sounds like me talking to my daughter.

  • @fatalerok
    @fatalerok 3 года назад +43

    “Jail Birkin” 😭

  • @lovingtennis247
    @lovingtennis247 3 года назад +45

    look at them both flex their timbs collab. the brand is collaborating!

  • @nicopauly7652
    @nicopauly7652 3 года назад +54

    Kim K on the not-so humblebrag 🙄

    • @nectarshrub
      @nectarshrub 3 года назад +12

      Lmaooo she's like "I acknowledge my privilege of being extremely wealthy, successful, beautiful, and powerful, and I am just so humbled by it all because I know y'all don't have those things. #blessed"

    • @Isabel_Ba
      @Isabel_Ba 3 года назад +5

      @@nectarshrub she's a silly rabbit.

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад +1

      @@nectarshrub she’s big trash

    • @Cattiva
      @Cattiva 3 года назад

      Twitter was on fire actual famous people were making fun of her .

  • @tinaamariee832
    @tinaamariee832 3 года назад +20

    If you live in Houston there are 15 drive thru voting locations across the city. Check Harrisvotes.org Make sure you get out & vote

    • @robrodriguez4866
      @robrodriguez4866 3 года назад +1

      Damn, that should be implemented nation wide. What a dope idea.

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 3 года назад +1

      Shout out to Harris County! My husband and I voted (in the Houston suburbs) and there was no line. Also, the Harrisvotes.com website is helpful in finding polling locations, wait times, drive through, etc.

    • @tinaamariee832
      @tinaamariee832 3 года назад

      Kr Gr I live in the burbs on the north side. I meant to include the website in my comment

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +37

    "She's having extra fun just to piss off Melo"
    That's Dark Knicks Desus energy.

  • @pionosphere
    @pionosphere 3 года назад +13

    No allegedly on Julia being a convicted felon, so we know it's true.

  • @VocallyYours3
    @VocallyYours3 3 года назад +5

    I’m over anything that AFRO-AESTHETICS KARTRASHIAN’S HAVE GOING ON!!🙅🏽‍♂️

  • @cavewomanbrain
    @cavewomanbrain 3 года назад +49

    yeah julia's a felon bc she stole desus' heart

    • @kevinhanson2863
      @kevinhanson2863 3 года назад +7

      I think they said on the pod or in the warmup earlier this year or late 2019 that she got married.

    • @Ashish-xm9ol
      @Ashish-xm9ol 3 года назад +2

      That was like 2 podcasts ago lol Julia’s got herself a proud boy

    • @SeanThomas
      @SeanThomas 3 года назад

      @@kevinhanson2863 they just recently said she's engaged

  • @invadercem2
    @invadercem2 3 года назад +16

    They really got a fake Melania???
    Everybody sit down. There's way too much going on. 😂

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 3 года назад +1

      you ever see real melania smile like that or touch that orange troll? dead giveaway 😂

  • @tink58bell
    @tink58bell 3 года назад +14

    Julia please make the intros longer!

  • @andersonash9059
    @andersonash9059 3 года назад +6

    I’m watching this at 8:22 am n didn’t expect to hear “Rectum” or “Jail Wallet” this early. What the hell does today have in store for me.

  • @Victuuri
    @Victuuri 3 года назад +9

    I want that NY sweater

  • @silviadiaz1248
    @silviadiaz1248 3 года назад +19

    Wait, now I need the coordinates of Queens. i’m sure Desus’s hoodie’s coordinates belong to the Bronx, but not his penthouse cuz that’s OD classified lol yur yur!!!

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 3 года назад

      he dont live in a penthouse i know where he lives lol

  • @STATUStheSHOKWAVE
    @STATUStheSHOKWAVE 3 года назад +13

    Jail Birkin lol

  • @gennydf95
    @gennydf95 3 года назад +8

    4:58 Mero almost gave us the at home "falling on the floor" bit lmao

  • @MoDOMO93
    @MoDOMO93 3 года назад +8

    Im waiting for a “wow wow” compilation video 😭

  • @wesleywelch6090
    @wesleywelch6090 3 года назад +9

    lol julia laughing is a great vibe

  • @charlesghost1683
    @charlesghost1683 3 года назад +11

    How dare you get caught, Julia

  • @Ainexela
    @Ainexela 3 года назад +3

    Watching Julia slowly get seasoned with culture has been such a joy❤️

  • @STATUStheSHOKWAVE
    @STATUStheSHOKWAVE 3 года назад +10

    Thats what It felt like when mj finally got mutombo, mero

  • @xXbellabyrdXx
    @xXbellabyrdXx 3 года назад +2

    Almost had an asthma attack last night after hearing NEGATIVE FIVE MILLION DOLLARS. How in tf does that happen?

  • @joeboy4229
    @joeboy4229 3 года назад +4

    Can we flip the script for one intro and have the boys question Julia for a change ? 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @ecargxmik
    @ecargxmik 3 года назад +6

    JAIL BIRKIN 💀 wowww Mero

  • @ioneparker1064
    @ioneparker1064 3 года назад +5

    This man said jail birkin bag 🤣🤣😭#thebrandissucioforever

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 года назад +6

    Penultimate episode.... nooooooooooo😢😣😣

  • @mdstevens8989
    @mdstevens8989 3 года назад +8

    shout out to all the felons out there that can't vote.

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 3 года назад

      that aint right

    • @mdstevens8989
      @mdstevens8989 3 года назад

      @@meesalikeu agreed. Needs to be fixed

  • @AyeshaGo
    @AyeshaGo 3 года назад +2

    -$5 mill? Damn I feel rich compared to Billy

  • @jewelscruz8798
    @jewelscruz8798 3 года назад +5

    Sooo not even tryna trip but like Mero when you gonna make Desus and Julia public

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 3 года назад

      Julia is engaged to someone else so that rumor is old news now.

    • @TheRentIsTooDamnHigh
      @TheRentIsTooDamnHigh 3 года назад +1

      Desus is dating some faux thick red head

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад

      @@TheRentIsTooDamnHigh people need to catch up

  • @eeshthebeast11
    @eeshthebeast11 3 года назад +11

    Is the season almost over already ?

    • @silviadiaz1248
      @silviadiaz1248 3 года назад +1

      Right?🙁

    • @owlie14
      @owlie14 3 года назад +1

      I think Sunday is the season finale

  • @1flower161
    @1flower161 3 года назад +2

    I need to know where Desus got his hoodie from

  • @dtdtdtdtification
    @dtdtdtdtification 3 года назад +4

    "i felt like princess di before the accident" LOLOLOL!!

  • @oba1560
    @oba1560 3 года назад +6

    He is less worth than he is worth.

  • @tlcastanon
    @tlcastanon 3 года назад +1

    Where can I get that NY Sweater?! I’m from Brooklyn and would love it.

  • @willisattack
    @willisattack 3 года назад +1

    did yall see Sara J liked Desus' sneakers on IG? THE BRAND IS FUCKING BROLIC B

  • @alisaeverett3729
    @alisaeverett3729 3 года назад +5

    Mero knee he wanted to fall out the chair. LOL

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 3 года назад +2

    "I realize that for most people, this is something that is so far out of reach right now, so in moments like these, I am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is."
    the oh so humble, Kimmy K, everyone. *slow clap*

  • @NickiNicki140
    @NickiNicki140 3 года назад +1

    Thank you Desus for appreciating us poll workers!!! Y'all are the realest.

  • @nic0boi156
    @nic0boi156 3 года назад +4

    boxes over the non nike joints👀👀👀

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 3 года назад +1

    Julia’s aweee - priceless ... that’s how you know she GangGang lol 😁🥰🥰

  • @boricuaboi210
    @boricuaboi210 3 года назад +1

    When that mic came out I spit out my coffee 😂

  • @kwm4404
    @kwm4404 3 года назад

    I don’t care what anyone says. She may be photoshopped and have cellulite and other shit, but I would still give her the best two minutes of my life.

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 года назад

    Julia letting off the drakkkiiieee!!! Stay murdering bitches was hilarious!

  • @darylcarr8283
    @darylcarr8283 3 года назад

    NEGATIVE 5 MIL?! No wonder he set mofos up with box lunches...

  • @salmarkovic1807
    @salmarkovic1807 3 года назад

    Bro y can’t they get in the same room if they don’t need an audience. And now y’all takin a break? Break from wat chillin in ur closet no cap big fan

  • @STATUStheSHOKWAVE
    @STATUStheSHOKWAVE 3 года назад +2

    Diddydamus

  • @jbarrios1992
    @jbarrios1992 3 года назад

    My credit card status when I ask for my balance “ negative 5 milli you bum ass nikka”

  • @switchhandissomebody
    @switchhandissomebody 3 года назад +1

    Julia is mos def a felon. LMFAO!!!!!

  • @mackenziecrabtree340
    @mackenziecrabtree340 3 года назад +9

    Love Julia she seems like a dope friend

    • @SeanThomas
      @SeanThomas 3 года назад

      @@Hello-mh6be decalcify your pineal gland

    • @SeanThomas
      @SeanThomas 3 года назад

      @@Hello-mh6be with Knowledge Darts

  • @roomclear
    @roomclear 3 года назад +1

    What are those Space Chanclas behind Mero?

  • @glorysundaye3896
    @glorysundaye3896 3 года назад

    yo is Julia fr Anna Kendrick? listen for it, now you can't unhear it... yerrrrrrrr

  • @catwright1135
    @catwright1135 3 года назад

    who told rich people that humble means "impressed by my own wealth" ??

  • @LurQGod
    @LurQGod 3 года назад +1

    Julz fyahh tho

  • @Evan-Sean.Osborne.67
    @Evan-Sean.Osborne.67 3 года назад

    Guy puts a new meaning on Suitcase that shit bro!!

  • @FunwithCFS
    @FunwithCFS 3 года назад +5

    "We *are* going to start the show" -- Decisive Julia -- I like it.

  • @ikephipps2696
    @ikephipps2696 3 года назад

    Julia outchea going ham in these skreets

  • @neobeetle
    @neobeetle 3 года назад +1

    Now the Tims on Mero's side.

  • @abigailpew8383
    @abigailpew8383 2 года назад

    gosh they seem pissed at each other in this one

  • @CatarinaGutierrez
    @CatarinaGutierrez 3 года назад

    Julia was the hero of this season!

  • @jodyjojo1381
    @jodyjojo1381 3 года назад

    Not a MASK in site... Not even ONE!!! Wow. Even Cynthia had a few masks and face shield wearers. Interesting.

  • @gregmccarty3117
    @gregmccarty3117 3 года назад

    I hope they voted for trumpito

  • @ethanp9068
    @ethanp9068 3 года назад

    Julia is defs not voting

  • @tombstonejones9581
    @tombstonejones9581 3 года назад +1

    BLAOW EARLY BOYS

  • @TrvisXXIII
    @TrvisXXIII 3 года назад +4

    That story with Kim was trending for two days. Don’t see why it was a big deal because I literally don’t care. She’s rich, so what.

    • @TrvisXXIII
      @TrvisXXIII 3 года назад

      @Mister Roger it’s comments like yours I’ll never understand. I literally had no idea why her name was trending and once I clicked, I saw people like you crying over it. The fact that people labeled it as “tone deaf” says how invested people like you are...so because I made a comment about it means I care, ass backwards response.
      I don’t even know what the hell you’re even talking about with “hurt”...that’s you, and your upset because I’m not up in arms with you about it. Not even defending her actions, all I’m saying is worry about yourself like she is. Get a grip.

  • @robertlust6234
    @robertlust6234 3 года назад

    I have a feeling if you have fans in your jurisdiction to watch this then your voting is going to be pretty busy on November 1st at your place man that'll probably help the overall scheme though

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 3 года назад

    Duffle bag boy! 🤣

  • @meesalikeu
    @meesalikeu 3 года назад

    i’m just ginna leave two wordshere for ya - jail wallet - happy halloween ya’ll 🎃👻😂

  • @adoniscombs3237
    @adoniscombs3237 3 года назад +1

    LMAO QUEEN KIM

  • @minnowlark9461
    @minnowlark9461 3 года назад

    Lol

  • @wjn5024
    @wjn5024 3 года назад +1

    Joe lmaoo

  • @EdwardAlcantara
    @EdwardAlcantara 3 года назад

    Just came back from early voting, whole thing took less than 15 min.

  • @jayallen6862
    @jayallen6862 3 года назад

    Super super.

  • @Mamigotsazon_
    @Mamigotsazon_ 3 года назад

    Damn the warm ups just keep getting shorter and shorter, I miss 15 min ones😭

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 3 года назад

    Just watched the episode. 👐 Desus & Mero do fall sh*t 🚜 😂😂😂

  • @Holdontoyourhats
    @Holdontoyourhats 3 года назад

    The shoes facing inward are really setting off my OCD 😅

  • @jodyjojo1381
    @jodyjojo1381 3 года назад

    I'm impressed. How do I get a net worth -ve zero. Even homeless people have 0 or higher

  • @LitleBill07
    @LitleBill07 3 года назад +1

    27 ring 💍

  • @MookiMooks
    @MookiMooks 3 года назад

    Can we talk about the hologram gift from the most most most most most genius man?

  • @kobralaaa
    @kobralaaa 3 года назад

    2:43😳

  • @Super.Dario.daVibediver
    @Super.Dario.daVibediver 3 года назад

    Wait, Julia's from MI?? Let's go!

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 3 года назад

    He musta got connected with the dude that get SPM equipment in jail.

  • @adfmo2195
    @adfmo2195 3 года назад

    I felt like Princess Di... before the accident 😬

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 года назад

    Hello all!!! The Brand is Strong!!! Vote!

  • @martinvera5962
    @martinvera5962 3 года назад

    Julia Stay Murdering LOL

  • @davidhurtado2725
    @davidhurtado2725 3 года назад

    Why are the warm ups so short now!!!???

  • @vanessaortiz6187
    @vanessaortiz6187 3 года назад

    Lmao gotta hit em with the allegedly

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 года назад

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS