Kim Kardashian's Painting Prodigy, Britney Spears, Jamaican Weed Shortage | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2021
  • A new Britney Spears documentary, Future wears Birkenstocks made of Birkin bags, Kim Kardashian shows off North West's work of art, and Jamaica is in the middle of a marijuana shortage.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @jayglamx3
    @jayglamx3 3 года назад +105

    "Look at how the T touches the H and the smiley face is a bit askew. It was a cry for help and we never even saw it" has me CRYING 😭😭😭

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 года назад +112

    Desus should turn his shoe display to flip flops for April fools day. It’s on a Thursday!

    • @silascrawford6377
      @silascrawford6377 3 года назад +14

      Flip flops or black Air Force Ones

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 3 года назад +6

      You’re thinking ahead. I like your thinking.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 3 года назад +5

      I want to see the Hat collection.

  • @switchhandissomebody
    @switchhandissomebody 3 года назад +31

    "As a Dominican man, I would wear these in my everyday life, like THAT, with socks." LMFAO!!!

  • @EliseHester
    @EliseHester 3 года назад +77

    All the calabasas kids are on tik tok showing off the exact same painting. They do it in art class and the teacher breaks it down step by step so it’s real easy. Plus it’s a landscape

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +3

      Painting is a technology
      Most people can be taught to do a painting like that but also she's v young and seems naturally good at it

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @matrix2030x
    @matrix2030x 3 года назад +131

    he wearing 40,000 dollars sandals but told the child support judge he only makes 30,000 a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mecube9148
      @mecube9148 3 года назад +2

      There's 40K sandals?

    • @matrix2030x
      @matrix2030x 3 года назад +4

      @@mecube9148 yea they showed them on the video

    • @mecube9148
      @mecube9148 3 года назад

      @@matrix2030x lol yes thanks

    • @OmegaShenronDragon
      @OmegaShenronDragon 3 года назад +7

      Starving people out here but 40k sandals right? I'm not even starving but I feel a way about that

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug 3 года назад

      @@mecube9148 I need some of what you’re smoking lmao

  • @LowercaseKev
    @LowercaseKev 3 года назад +43

    When I saw the title, I thought Kim Kardashian had made a painting of Prodigy(R.I.P. 1/2 of Mobb Deep) 🤣🤣

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 3 года назад +9

      That would've been problematic

    • @duraunpierre8872
      @duraunpierre8872 3 года назад

      Bruh lmao

    • @RichYork
      @RichYork 3 года назад

      🤣🤣💀

    • @reubenv4653
      @reubenv4653 3 года назад +1

      While I spark the sequel shit; my niggaz got lungs
      When we smoke, that shit only go around once.

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 3 года назад

      bruhhh 😂😂

  • @TharaGuillory
    @TharaGuillory 3 года назад +200

    Futures baby mamas gonna see those shoes and go to the judge for more child support

    • @kongming66
      @kongming66 3 года назад +20

      Facts, there's not even a joke in there. Homie must have some kind of issue in his head he's working thru, you gotta be some type of extra stupid, arrogant or crazy to throw this flex out there when you JUST had your finances brought up in court

    • @demakisjones5869
      @demakisjones5869 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @belindaskinner7990
      @belindaskinner7990 3 года назад +6

      Yesssss I was wondering what was he thinking?? Oh yeah your honor these were a gift. Dumb ass you could of invested that money for the future!!!
      No pun intended😂😁😁
      P.s. Your name is beautiful☺

  • @qtbduo
    @qtbduo 3 года назад +119

    "he's toxic in relationships and in dressing"

  • @damiankokaan6445
    @damiankokaan6445 3 года назад +161

    The brand is inevitable

  • @MsMassiel11
    @MsMassiel11 3 года назад +40

    The brand is everything. #FREEBRITNEY

  • @cameronrobson6433
    @cameronrobson6433 3 года назад +79

    Coming from a painter- thats totally something a kid could paint. A couple sponges and a fan brush and you're Bob Ross.

    • @montblancnoland4034
      @montblancnoland4034 3 года назад

      Really ? Dam

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад

      I thought it was paint by numbers.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 3 года назад +6

      @@montblancnoland4034 As a painter who grew up with the old German guy that came before Bob Ross, I still love those shows, but they're very easy techniques. The tools do most of the work.

    • @stocksxbondage
      @stocksxbondage 3 года назад +5

      @@meurglys “wet on wet approach” got my mind all in the gutter, but I agree. With guidance anybody can do this. Just have to be taught a few painting tricks and you look like a pro to most people.

  • @mattl.9149
    @mattl.9149 3 года назад +15

    "Water A, Water B, allegedly..." 😂

  • @shaianalbert9934
    @shaianalbert9934 3 года назад +26

    Hello Desus and Mero, Please do a segment on the Crisis ongoing in Trinidad and Tobago🇹🇹. Our Women and girls are being murdered. Please help us shed light on this issue 😭😭😭💔

  • @lefrerehill2012
    @lefrerehill2012 3 года назад +14

    Mero getting robbed if he walk around Jersey in a pair of $48k sandals 😂😂

  • @stephenwhite9522
    @stephenwhite9522 3 года назад +13

    I love the irony of the caption showing "vain" instead of "vein."

  • @blazedxjan
    @blazedxjan 3 года назад +11

    "those are not children; those are scents" LMAOO Im dead

  • @_darkseid_4490
    @_darkseid_4490 3 года назад +11

    "Look at the lilacs" - Mero

  • @isvvx
    @isvvx 3 года назад +10

    Imagine Donny T pulling up in the FEMA jet & this time instead of throwing paper towels at Puerto Rican’s, he was tossing loud packs to all yard man dem 😂

  • @x406mamiix2
    @x406mamiix2 3 года назад +19

    Lmao 😂 These Two Are So Underrated!! People Needa Stop Sleepin On Em.

    • @juliosalas2212
      @juliosalas2212 3 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @ye23.
      @ye23. 3 года назад

      They not underrated at all. They were underrated when they were on complex getting 10,000 views and mero was responding to haters in the youtube comments lol. Thats when I discovered them. Its crazy how far they’ve come

    • @x406mamiix2
      @x406mamiix2 3 года назад +1

      @@ye23. That's When I First Started Watching These Foos Too, On Desus vs Mero.. Shiit They Was Way Underrated Back Then, n They Still Underrated Now! 🙄 These Two Should Be Getting Millions of Views Even On These RUclips Clips.

  • @jaidenjn
    @jaidenjn 3 года назад +5

    They went all in with the Future roast hahaha

  • @Melaninenmtns
    @Melaninenmtns 3 года назад +3

    I was today years old when I looked at the lyrics to “This Woman’s Work”. The brand educates 📝

  • @Keithnicity
    @Keithnicity 3 года назад +34

    “Are we subscribing to his Onlyfans for feet pics?!?” ~ The Legend Mero 😂😂

  • @carlfiggs221
    @carlfiggs221 3 года назад +8

    That was paint by numbers

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 3 года назад +24

    Desus is right tho. Jamaican's don't really fw cannabis like that. I'm from a family of Jamaicans and I'm the only one who smokes

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 года назад +1

      Bruh I feel the same way and my mother is Kittian

    • @torieliz
      @torieliz 3 года назад +2

      My uncle smokes but that's because he is Rastafarian. The rest of my family. It's a no.

    • @galedribble9535
      @galedribble9535 3 года назад +4

      It’s like that in Netherlands also from what I hear. Mostly tourists who drive the industry out there

    • @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916
      @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916 3 года назад +2

      Exactly because everyone just labels jamaicans as a bunch of weed smokers when in reality its a stereotype. Rastafarians arent a bunch of stoners who just get high for fun. Its a religion and its a part of their culture but of course the media just knocks it down to “Haha stupid stoners”

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble 3 года назад +14

    It would be like coming to Colorado and not finding a pot store on every other street corner.

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 3 года назад +38

    That painting joint reminded me of this 6 year old kid I saw at a festival doing some powerful ass spoken word poetry. Besides spoken word being just wack aF anyway, nobody believed that homeboy did that isht himself. Kid's momz was living vicariously through him and ghostwriting his stuff b 🤦🏾‍♂️. That shit be happening all the time.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mobileusermobileuser981
      @mobileusermobileuser981 3 года назад +13

      "During recess they try to keep us distracted on the play ground playing, when we should be on the ground, praying"

    • @divinitylitty2630
      @divinitylitty2630 3 года назад

      @@mobileusermobileuser981 LMAOOO PLS

  • @theHOYTmonger
    @theHOYTmonger 3 года назад +1

    Im so happy all of you are back missed you so much

  • @joseguerrero6050
    @joseguerrero6050 3 года назад +32

    Future's next song will be about how he got with my girl in some Birkin sandals.

  • @traindiesel7005
    @traindiesel7005 3 года назад +8

    shaggy heard you makin it hot and said it wasn't him

  • @tedztlee
    @tedztlee 3 года назад +4

    desus said antique road show got me dying hhaha

  • @MsGG623
    @MsGG623 3 года назад +2

    Mero with so much joy in his voice, “They sell bushels of weed?” 😂

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 3 года назад +10

    WHERE IS MR. MEATS?
    WHERE IS MR. MEATS?
    WHERE IS...... WAIT WTF AM I DOING?

  • @antlava8704
    @antlava8704 3 года назад +55

    "I got an original North West" can't front that sound fire lol

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 года назад +3

    haha love the bodega boys

  • @TheMacbagito
    @TheMacbagito 3 года назад +11

    ummm ...the Kardashians have their entire life documented on video and North managed to do this painting in secret ...please where is the video????

    • @ye23.
      @ye23. 3 года назад

      She is Kanyes kid I believe she painted it. Her dad was a really talented artist before getting into music. His artwork from his childhood was actually shown on antiques roadshow

  • @apatternedhorizon
    @apatternedhorizon 3 года назад +5

    Look at the lilacs

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 3 года назад

    That bit on Big Bird's cousins had me in tears. I lost it at the Michael Anthony bird. 😂

  • @inaj27
    @inaj27 3 года назад +4

    Lmao 😂 “and it’s not finger painting 🖼,... oh shit”

  • @krazyman29
    @krazyman29 3 года назад +7

    Peep the beard dye, 🙌🏽

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад +2

      I kept staring at it wondering what was different.

  • @jscuddz89
    @jscuddz89 3 года назад

    Shout out from Madison Wisconsin!!!

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 года назад

    The Brand is Strong! Happy Yerrrsday!!!

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 3 года назад +1

    That Maxwell note tho... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +1

    SHOUT OUT FROM FRESNO CALIFORNIA 559 BABY .......!!!!! BRAND IS STRONG

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 3 года назад +11

    Toxic in relationships and life. Yooo😂

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 3 года назад +4

    While the president of Jamaica...Shaggy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @grassfedcharlie
    @grassfedcharlie 3 года назад

    1:02 LMFAOOOOOO “hmrrrrr but it’s more like a HMM” ☠️

  • @chloec3837
    @chloec3837 3 года назад +1

    Speaking of songs for weird occasions. They played “I’m coming out” at my gay sisters funeral. I think it was supposed to be celebratory but now that song makes me sad. Haha. anyway love you guys. Keep hope alive.

  • @shiwooify
    @shiwooify 3 года назад

    the cc though "In the same vain" ? I want those pink sneakers!

  • @IslyneJL
    @IslyneJL 2 года назад

    When Mero said woiiii, I died!! Lol 🤣

  • @grassfedcharlie
    @grassfedcharlie 3 года назад +1

    4:29 LMFAOOOOOOO “ohhh I’m a baby again”

  • @nellyngtonlovecloud
    @nellyngtonlovecloud 3 года назад +6

    those kids names are graffiti tags

  • @Bamboocomedy
    @Bamboocomedy 3 года назад +1

    The signature was a stylistic choice duuh😂

  • @jeandakaud4286
    @jeandakaud4286 3 года назад +2

    The malcolm and marie referrence was too real

  • @itscalleddesign9940
    @itscalleddesign9940 3 года назад

    Mero is truly reaching new levels of internal reflection enlightenment thinking about those sandals...

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 3 года назад +2

    Airdrop some Humboldt to the boys in Trenchtown 🤪

  • @Clipstowatchyoutube
    @Clipstowatchyoutube 3 года назад +8

    mero y those sandles look lik Dominican sandles lol

  • @vaughnalexander32
    @vaughnalexander32 3 года назад +24

    Who's the one dislike from? Either trump or stevie b

    • @HannahG93
      @HannahG93 3 года назад +6

      Probably North West being salty.

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 года назад +1

      @@HannahG93 What’s a 7 year old doing on the other side of YT watching Boney Goats 🤣

  • @heyitsmezzie841
    @heyitsmezzie841 3 года назад +20

    rich kids speak 3 languages and can play vivaldi by the time they're 7.. a different world entirely...ughh to be rich with resources.. 😭

  • @DsCompilations
    @DsCompilations 3 года назад

    Sing Hive sing! 🎶

  • @nettabeatty950
    @nettabeatty950 2 года назад

    I love the love song desus suggest, me and my b**tch by Biggie...now If that a classic moment from these guys 😅

  • @bigmutant69
    @bigmutant69 3 года назад +1

    Mero with the just for men beard dye i see you lol

  • @amrny0120
    @amrny0120 3 года назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @nosaj666
    @nosaj666 3 года назад +4

    Yerrrsday

  • @sir_ra
    @sir_ra 3 года назад +29

    Naw North ain’t do that shit son

    • @Isaiah42069
      @Isaiah42069 3 года назад

      despite your abortion of a sentence.. you are right.

    • @sir_ra
      @sir_ra 3 года назад +26

      @@Isaiah42069 Proper sentence structure and punctuation were not paramount for such a comment. Yet, the statement was declarative enough for understanding to be indubitable.
      You knew exactly wtf I meant, right? Get some rest lol.

    • @nmoomoo
      @nmoomoo 3 года назад +3

      But who cares? Kim’s just being a normal mom being super proud of her baby.

    • @hazelbasil6451
      @hazelbasil6451 3 года назад +1

      @@sir_ra LMFAO!

  • @akeyah921
    @akeyah921 3 года назад +6

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeer

  • @nathandmello7304
    @nathandmello7304 3 года назад +2

    Thomas kinkade 😭

  • @Vacant36
    @Vacant36 3 года назад

    Smoke a bowl 😤😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @K1NGJAM3S2o3
    @K1NGJAM3S2o3 3 года назад

    Lol hilarious

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 3 года назад +4

    All jokes aside from the opening bit, it's a sad watch but go watch the Britney doc. #freebritney

  • @candigirrl003
    @candigirrl003 3 года назад

    love and weed tenderness, lol,

  • @Jay41
    @Jay41 3 года назад

    I'm glad Desus corrected himself...that is a Kate Bush song thank you! LOL

  • @justgigi9545
    @justgigi9545 3 года назад +23

    Kim really out here expecting us to believe her kid painted that.. kim.. KIM. Stop taking your husband's medication 😤😤😤

  • @chingon784
    @chingon784 3 года назад

    Michael Anthony back at it again

  • @chicblossom
    @chicblossom 3 года назад

    everyone should watch Framing Britney
    it goes by quick
    on hulu. should b required viewing

  • @Rocioslane
    @Rocioslane 3 года назад

    Haha I mean I’m sure North has a professional teaching her. I will point out that my own signature is straight trash, but I can definitely draw 😂

  • @musicalmelodies3595
    @musicalmelodies3595 3 года назад

    Random question aaaaand probably got answered on another video but is Mero half Haitian? He always reps the flag as well as the Dominican 🇩🇴

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 3 года назад +2

    But no bullshit they need to be in the uno movie 😆😆

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 3 года назад

    Birkenstocks gang gang 😤

  • @prodbycha
    @prodbycha 3 года назад +2

    look at the lilacs 💀

  • @finnwindu
    @finnwindu 3 года назад

    this show should have never left youtube meng 👾👾👾👾👾

  • @sarah-qz5oh
    @sarah-qz5oh 3 года назад

    😤 yeah he’s definitely puffin

  • @nataliogonzalez306
    @nataliogonzalez306 3 года назад +15

    Please tell me Desus doesn’t smoke out his nose 🤦‍♂️

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 года назад +15

    Shid that Trump Impeachment might be the most depressing thing on tv when he get off scott free and start doing the 'not the father' Maury dance rt outside the Capitol steps.

  • @SuperToocool4skool
    @SuperToocool4skool 3 года назад +2

    Kim did say it took north several weeks to do that painting so maybe she did do it🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @KingKilla7245
    @KingKilla7245 3 года назад

    I dont think people understand how easy "bob ross" type landscape painting can be especially when your parents get you in a 1 on 1 class...

  • @anthonynyantakyi8549
    @anthonynyantakyi8549 3 года назад

    That’s a Bob North painting

  • @umarscamartistjohnson1784
    @umarscamartistjohnson1784 3 года назад

    Woooooooooiweeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @waterfallss
    @waterfallss 3 года назад

    @3:29 future hurry up and respond 😆

  • @AllureKeys
    @AllureKeys 3 года назад

    I woonder if those Jordan x Dior 1's behind Mero are real?

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 года назад +2

    Birkenstock looking real expensive for why??? Just the flex

  • @Fooliedafinnesser
    @Fooliedafinnesser 3 года назад

    😤😤😤

  • @trudiva8089
    @trudiva8089 3 года назад

    Me and My Bitch is classic...lol

  • @PotTVNetwork
    @PotTVNetwork 3 года назад

    No more prison for pot.

  • @OGGO721
    @OGGO721 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else think this was better on Vice?

  • @newb387
    @newb387 3 года назад

    People are smoking all the weed. lol... Even the Jamaicans are feel the shortage! LMFAO!!!!

  • @natedog2533
    @natedog2533 3 года назад +2

    Yeah she didn't draw that lol

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 3 года назад +1

    🇭🇹🇩🇴

  • @JanellFrazier
    @JanellFrazier 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenman394
    @greenman394 3 года назад

    “Me and My Bitch” also had a sad ending

  • @PTSDeeD212
    @PTSDeeD212 3 года назад

    Future said fuck the WHOLE jungle