The Kim/Kanye Divorce, Tory Lanez Fried Hairline, & Meek Mill's Kobe Lyric | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

Комментарии • 397

  • @valdeaunia
    @valdeaunia 3 года назад +268

    "Way too many K's on this headline, I'm getting nervous"💀

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 3 года назад +87

    Lowkey "it's more content for the show"
    Desus is brutal 💀💀💀

  • @rojoperro310
    @rojoperro310 3 года назад +115

    Meek mill always sounds like he meant to rap and got distracted and started explaining random thoughts he has

    • @IllaMatik222
      @IllaMatik222 3 года назад +5

      Look at this nigga talk. He talks like he's explaining what he's looking at

    • @DCI74
      @DCI74 3 года назад +4

      Meek raps like he's ordering McDonald's from the back seat

  • @shardonmax7132
    @shardonmax7132 3 года назад +117

    Dude looking like 3 toddlers standing on each others shoulders trying 2 get into a pg 13 movie

  • @davonspencer1151
    @davonspencer1151 3 года назад +122

    Nobody:
    Tory Lanez hairline:🤯🤯🤯

  • @ipsilonia
    @ipsilonia 3 года назад +55

    "yo papa bear, you tryna get popped, bear?" mero with another hit

  • @miocid31
    @miocid31 3 года назад +127

    Died when desus said “that Kanye is dead!”

  • @therealjm112
    @therealjm112 3 года назад +157

    Tory got one of those haircuts like parents give their kids as a punishment

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 3 года назад +10

      His haircut is similar to the George Jefferson cut that kid got as punishment for misbehaving.

    • @bbryant2503
      @bbryant2503 3 года назад +4

      Yooo I just yelped lmfaoo

    • @freelikeyve
      @freelikeyve 3 года назад +3

      @@brotherdandy not the George Jefferson cut ☠️

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 года назад +86

    Tory Lanez should've dropped $5 for a durag. That was humiliating!

    • @KSP30
      @KSP30 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂! They have me dying over here 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iLoveLeatherNYC
      @iLoveLeatherNYC 3 года назад +4

      Clearly dude be rockin' the man unit. Looks like his barber dropped the clippers and they bounced on his scalp.

  • @EazyMoneyBrodie74
    @EazyMoneyBrodie74 3 года назад +178

    “Meek Luther King” will always be funny asl 😂😂😂

  • @jayglamx3
    @jayglamx3 3 года назад +38

    "Way too many k's in this headline, I'm getting nervous" 🤣 SLEPT ON

    • @djeio
      @djeio 3 года назад +1

      Fax

  • @megothefabulous
    @megothefabulous 3 года назад +126

    Tory Lamez has the hairline he deserves.

  • @trevv2x
    @trevv2x 3 года назад +87

    Nobody:
    Drake seeing this: 😏😏😏 I’m bout to get real messy

    • @LolLol-bp3ip
      @LolLol-bp3ip 3 года назад +3

      Pusha T gonna get surgical again.

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 3 года назад +60

    I shaved my head 2 months ago and i had locs. That being said, a balding man that's still running from the inevitable is a lesser man. I understand why they do it, but the growth after accepting you have no growth is phenomenal. Fuck can you tell me when I've thrown my biggest insecurity away?

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 3 года назад +9

      That's a really good point honestly

    • @freelikeyve
      @freelikeyve 3 года назад +13

      He embarrassed himself ...as if we all can’t see above his head

    • @abunn72
      @abunn72 3 года назад +1

      Welcome to the club. Great perspective. Only reason I have hair with the moon roof now is cause of Covid. I don't do jack. Only about 6 people come into work...so. Props to you though. I will admit...a dope shape up or line up was the sh*t! Going bald was easy for me cause I had been rocking a low cut since forever. Once my front hairline and top front started thinning a few years ago...I just went full bald.

  • @43best
    @43best 3 года назад +34

    This WHOLE warm up was fire! and shout out to the brand for calling meek on his shit! Charlemagne’s dumbass was almost justifying it!

  • @aintboutme
    @aintboutme 3 года назад +91

    Biggie was talking about the '93 truck bombing.

    • @justinhearst
      @justinhearst 3 года назад +27

      It's crazy how many people don't know that.

    • @FlySociety216
      @FlySociety216 3 года назад +5

      Honestly, I feel like it wasn’t a lot of people paying attention to rap music back then.. nowadays everybody extra precautious on offensive bars (which it was, and I ain’t ever liked meek much) it’s got a lot to do with social media and everyone chipping in.. the govt. really don’t give a shit who influencing people out here

    • @aintboutme
      @aintboutme 3 года назад +4

      @@justinhearst True, and sad. Another sad part about this is, both of these guys are from New York.

    • @aintboutme
      @aintboutme 3 года назад +7

      @@FlySociety216 Back then, it was more about the lyrics than anything. Especially in New York.

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 3 года назад +8

      Yeah... that threw me that they didn't know there was an earlier bombing at the WTC in the early 90s. People died!

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 3 года назад +10

    The brand is fighting my chronic depression!
    That and the chronic

  • @imapisces0308
    @imapisces0308 3 года назад +10

    Paddington 3 and Gordon’s Fishermen 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @eli_vm
    @eli_vm 3 года назад +44

    I was looking for new desusandmero episode right now wow www

    • @SirLordHatCawk
      @SirLordHatCawk 3 года назад +2

      WOOOOOW WOOOOOW

    • @Ainexela
      @Ainexela 3 года назад +2

      The brand is psychic 💪🏽

  • @UKLeonie
    @UKLeonie 3 года назад +5

    "Big yard energy" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chicagoakland
    @chicagoakland 3 года назад +30

    So Tory Lanez became Samuel L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan? Okay then.

  • @zaeb8233
    @zaeb8233 3 года назад +20

    We need a Tim Duncan and Michael Jordan worse dressed verzuz

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 года назад +1

      Out of the both of em, MJ had drip 😤😤🤣🤣
      Shoutout mehboi Timmy from Twin City 🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮

  • @seemslegit2412
    @seemslegit2412 3 года назад +47

    Sports fashion: Cam Newton gets worse at QB the more he becomes "fashionable".

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 3 года назад +17

    BROOOOO, Tory's rap sheet longer than his hairline. Holy shit!

  • @thegamer74717
    @thegamer74717 3 года назад +7

    "You...you nutty" a Philly girl would be just like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @orchidelightful
    @orchidelightful 3 года назад +6

    “Yooooo ..... don’t be bringing “The My Pillow Guy” around my kid !”

  • @ovii0624
    @ovii0624 3 года назад +10

    Them Sandals got the toe print in them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FrankWhite32nd
    @FrankWhite32nd 3 года назад +9

    Meek continues to sound like a little boy yelling over his mothers music while she’s braiding hair Asking “ mama can I got outside “ .

  • @jabrown1978
    @jabrown1978 3 года назад +5

    Car ain’t got no ROOF! 🎶 😂😂😂

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +7

    Shout out from Fresno California baby

  • @josephbaker3966
    @josephbaker3966 3 года назад +21

    1 minute in and already 10 comments the brand is stupid strong.

  • @briannaolson4967
    @briannaolson4967 3 года назад +1

    “Gordon’s fisherman”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SupermanHopkins
    @SupermanHopkins 3 года назад +11

    Bruh, if the hole in the roof is that big, just let it go. 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 3 года назад +14

    "These kids tried it out"
    Man Arent Kim and Kanye Older???? X'D

    • @Thatgirl96.
      @Thatgirl96. 3 года назад +1

      Yeah Kim just turned 40 😂😂

  • @KSP30
    @KSP30 3 года назад +1

    “You tried to fly to close to the sun, look at that! “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 3 года назад +9

    A$ap Pattington tho...

  • @Romanus6824
    @Romanus6824 3 года назад +3

    Timmy D and the D is for Drip!
    🔥🔥🔥

  • @keevonminors2669
    @keevonminors2669 3 года назад +4

    Yo Papa Bear, you tryna get popped bear? 😂😂

  • @judaz3000
    @judaz3000 3 года назад +3

    Damn...Tory Lanez really asked for the "Morgan Freeman" haircut before ballin

  • @kaikenzo7939
    @kaikenzo7939 3 года назад +3

    I just realized on this day today 2 years ago there show started on showtime

  • @bmp5star
    @bmp5star 3 года назад +2

    Kanye new album and sound is gnna be crazy

  • @traindiesel7005
    @traindiesel7005 3 года назад +1

    shout out to big Tim D for lookin like an upright picnic table

  • @firingonsight2846
    @firingonsight2846 3 года назад +1

    Not “Fire Marshal Bill energy “ 🤣🤣

  • @jordanbrown9232
    @jordanbrown9232 3 года назад +2

    Did Mero reference mf doom... Special herbs and spices🌿

  • @drparham
    @drparham 3 года назад +1

    Duncan looks like what we used to look like in '06 at the club when the lights come on and you've sweated out your whole fit

  • @wheatonworldwideforever
    @wheatonworldwideforever 3 года назад +3

    “A lot of the are Bammas”
    DMV DESUS is showing out

    • @1017Evelin
      @1017Evelin 3 года назад +1

      right! my pg county heart exploded lmao but its cute bc they always show love to dc & pg

  • @RichYork
    @RichYork 3 года назад +1

    I heard the problematic light in my head when Desus said keep the my pillow guy away from my kids 🤣🤣🤣

  • @musicalmelodies3595
    @musicalmelodies3595 3 года назад

    Tory rocking the Michael Jackson Pepsi burn 🔥

  • @maxinebarnes410
    @maxinebarnes410 3 года назад +1

    Those sandals had the toe prints in them!🤣🤣🤣

  • @inaj27
    @inaj27 3 года назад

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 fire marshal bill and gorill glue reference had me dying ! I love this show

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 года назад

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @Queenofsole100
    @Queenofsole100 3 года назад

    Gordon's Fisherman SP21 collection 🤣😂💯

  • @glennjeffers8040
    @glennjeffers8040 3 года назад

    The whole 808 convo: FACTS ON FACTS ON FACTS.

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout 3 года назад +3

    The Jamestown Yeezy.. they Kool Aid red (comedic drum roll) *problematic light*

  • @willsterry6395
    @willsterry6395 3 года назад

    You try and fly too close to the sun!! Desus funny as hell

  • @sadiethshadow4706
    @sadiethshadow4706 3 года назад

    My dude said the "my pillow guy" lol GOAT flames on deck.

  • @rickydlp
    @rickydlp 3 года назад +1

    "Car aint got no roof!!!!"

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 года назад

    "some of them are really really bamas" 😂 😂 bro

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +2

    Damn this year already brazy haha YURRRRRRRRR

  • @cosmicreturn2729
    @cosmicreturn2729 3 года назад

    "You nutty!" 😭😂😂

  • @xxfrank12
    @xxfrank12 3 года назад

    Lmao haven’t watched you guys in years but I guessed Tim Duncan with the quickness 🤣🤣

  • @angeep2012
    @angeep2012 3 года назад

    “Tim Duncan coined the term Maxinista” I’M DYING!🤣🤣

  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 3 года назад

    They had me crying the way they roasted Timmy 😂😂😂🤣

  • @ebonydavis3386
    @ebonydavis3386 3 года назад +4

    Does anyone know the brand Desus is wearing? That shirt is fire.

  • @Ho11is2Ho11ywood
    @Ho11is2Ho11ywood 3 года назад

    Tim Duncan in them jorts and sandals tho lmaooooooooooooo

  • @lolohernandez4724
    @lolohernandez4724 3 года назад

    I started dying when yall brought up Tim Duncan 🤣☠ my.favorite player ever and I always saw his clothes and thought bruh how.you so cold on the court 🥶 but the fits so dry.

  • @GPflashclass
    @GPflashclass 3 года назад +2

    If Kanye delivers a Common-post-Badu-album y'all gonna eat your words.

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 3 года назад +1

    The top of his head looks like Joe Pesci after he got hit with that flame thrower in home alone.

  • @reesejordan8953
    @reesejordan8953 3 года назад

    “P U THIS GUYYY STINKS!! “😂🤣🤣

  • @angelaroberts2882
    @angelaroberts2882 3 года назад +1

    Tim Duncan sandals 😂😂😂

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 года назад

      Real island man tings mehboi 🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮

  • @siob0t
    @siob0t 3 года назад +1

    🤣 Gordon Fisherman!

  • @jamiecooper7390
    @jamiecooper7390 3 года назад

    the young dro "car ain't got no roof" reference 🤣🤣🤣

  • @av026
    @av026 3 года назад +2

    Too many K’s in the headline is making me nervous 😂

  • @Skulldiggery
    @Skulldiggery 3 года назад +1

    Kanye & Westbrook need to drop a fall collection collab, shit gon finally have Anna Wintour have a heart attack.
    Lmao, also Desus with the Bama shade. Damn, how you gon do them country boys like that? 🤣

    • @JonezCee
      @JonezCee 3 года назад +1

      Lol I THINK he was saying "bammas" which is a term we use in DC for people who can't dress. I think tho 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Skulldiggery
      @Skulldiggery 3 года назад

      @@JonezCee lmao I know what a bama is, got called a bama for showing up to class in FILA shoes when I was a kid 😫😂
      But I had always thought it originated from people making fun of country dudes from the south coming up north and getting made fun of for being backwoods country in how they dress and talk.

    • @JonezCee
      @JonezCee 3 года назад

      @@Skulldiggery lol I see. You could be right!

  • @anetteatkins1315
    @anetteatkins1315 3 года назад

    Allegedly always kills me after a joke 😂😂

  • @DELFOND0
    @DELFOND0 3 года назад

    That papa bear line funny and hard lol

  • @ericmagana1653
    @ericmagana1653 3 года назад +1

    Westbrook looks like the nerdlucks stacked on each other goin to steal NBA players powers in space jam 😂

  • @KidAstronaut
    @KidAstronaut 3 года назад +1

    Special herbs and spices.

  • @SMXJH
    @SMXJH 3 года назад +1

    ASAP PADDINGTON
    🤣

  • @RFFxJojo
    @RFFxJojo 3 года назад

    ‘Paddington 3 has gone urban’ 🤣

  • @dhohn4887
    @dhohn4887 3 года назад

    Asap Paddington🤣

  • @davidhaas3814
    @davidhaas3814 3 года назад +1

    A$AP Paddington 😭

  • @jameswaters3824
    @jameswaters3824 3 года назад +1

    so people know... a truck was parked underneath the wtc with c4. it was botched. only one charge blew. thats what biggie was rapping about,

  • @bam1030
    @bam1030 3 года назад

    I play gta just to crash helicopters and yell Kobe

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 3 года назад +4

    tory got that drug bender hair i thought he had money

  • @sarahn5715
    @sarahn5715 3 года назад

    tory lanez look like when a cartoon character has a lawnmower them over

  • @islammedheryamz8546
    @islammedheryamz8546 3 года назад

    ASAP Paddington lmao

  • @myleshood
    @myleshood 3 года назад

    im puttin 50 down on Mero's Kanye dating prediction

  • @ViewedOak
    @ViewedOak 3 года назад

    This man said Jamestown lmao

  • @strengthandhonorrecords
    @strengthandhonorrecords 3 года назад

    She Got On Twitter and Said Just Watch Lmao
    He Gonna Date A Fury Lmao
    Lol It’s Quiet For Bosley Lmao

  • @kobralaaa
    @kobralaaa 3 года назад

    Ye old balheadedness.......im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀flew too close to the sun....

  • @kevinsommers0704
    @kevinsommers0704 3 года назад

    Yo why they got the drone view on tory head lmfao

  • @pjyenn
    @pjyenn 3 года назад

    u guys should host SNL!

  • @MrQdiddy85
    @MrQdiddy85 Год назад

    "car ain't got no roof"

  • @willisattack
    @willisattack 3 года назад +1

    Tim duncan walked so Kawhi could run

  • @raimywinter2309
    @raimywinter2309 3 года назад +1

    Rest in power Prince Markie Dee

  • @soupcannes
    @soupcannes 3 года назад +1

    Kanye West x Flavor Aid

  • @2TrainWakefield
    @2TrainWakefield 3 года назад

    And meek line bout Kobe was mad passive... Now if he said that over a lex Luger beat, maybe lol

  • @mrdavidashley6892
    @mrdavidashley6892 3 года назад +2

    I thought they already filed?
    I hate that, hopefully they can be happy...

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 3 года назад

    Desus really said Kim was going to date the my pillow guy lmao