Obama vs. "Knowledge Darts," Kamala’s Timbs, & Melania’s Statue | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 205

  • @KidRivera1115
    @KidRivera1115 4 года назад +97

    “My Gawd, She spiced the queen” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tremainereid8634
    @tremainereid8634 4 года назад +89

    When you told the queen keep ya head on a swivel 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @rustyd3817
    @rustyd3817 4 года назад +62

    “Blood of a commoner”

  • @tewekdenahom485
    @tewekdenahom485 4 года назад +119

    Desus took a pause and said (with his chest) "YO OBAMA, DRONE STRIKES?"
    and I liked the video

    • @Selinas223
      @Selinas223 4 года назад +13

      I didn't think he would actually say it... shout out to him for speaking facts

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 4 года назад +2

      At least he acknowledged it.

    • @Jobother
      @Jobother 4 года назад +4

      @@jeffrey7737 all the dead people, for one.

  • @pdb189
    @pdb189 4 года назад +185

    Facts. The human body can survive indefinitely off potatoes and stolen cheese packets from dominos.

    • @AintItJay187
      @AintItJay187 4 года назад +29

      You okay fam?

    • @PixelDual
      @PixelDual 4 года назад +5

      Chil chill chill

    • @martinacold9255
      @martinacold9255 4 года назад +9

      Till your pee starts a to smell like fryer at McDonald's

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 4 года назад +3

      Ya we’ve all seen The Martian

    • @waytoomuchwit
      @waytoomuchwit 4 года назад +4

      And taco bell hot sauces in the vehicle dashboard plus Arizona drinks and of course orange slices and huggy juice barrels cause we all had moms at our sporting events growing up

  • @umarscamartistjohnson1784
    @umarscamartistjohnson1784 4 года назад +46

    Good move for Barbados 🇧🇧

  • @akualikewater
    @akualikewater 4 года назад +96

    Ghana too, those powdered wigs dont suit us. They need to go. England doesn't even rock them anymore

    • @Onserio.
      @Onserio. 4 года назад +9

      Kenya as well. They look absolutely ridiculous.

    • @chokinonashes61
      @chokinonashes61 4 года назад +3

      We need to get rid of the monarchy!

    • @olasadeesq1102
      @olasadeesq1102 3 года назад

      Nigeria too, girl

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 4 года назад +57

    "Usually you see something like this you gotta flush twice" Savage!

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 4 года назад +1

      I thought - so a kindergartener designed the statue? 'Kay...Looked like the first draft, then they said, F it.

  • @sodabread7956
    @sodabread7956 4 года назад +199

    Is Desus secretly Irish? Potatoes, anti monarchy, Foley's

    • @JoeMenjivar
      @JoeMenjivar 4 года назад +30

      the real black irish

    • @brightcab8
      @brightcab8 4 года назад +48

      Desus isn’t Irish... but his secret family might be 👀 keep it low🤫

    • @emmadilemma7800
      @emmadilemma7800 4 года назад +27

      I mean from what ive heard many irish immigrated to Jamaica. Maybe he got an irish ancestor.

    • @ChesterPerry187
      @ChesterPerry187 4 года назад +4

      Erin Go Bragh.

    • @chagg1994
      @chagg1994 4 года назад

      He does have family in Ireland

  • @PTSDeeD212
    @PTSDeeD212 4 года назад +45

    Kamala was wearing Kimbs... An obvious hybrid between Keds and Tims. Byyyyeeeee

    • @emmadilemma7800
      @emmadilemma7800 4 года назад +6

      Did you make that up or is that a thing? Cause i would buy that.

    • @PTSDeeD212
      @PTSDeeD212 4 года назад +3

      Emma Loves U 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DEFINITELY made it up. It's what I do. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mzbelladonna3
      @mzbelladonna3 4 года назад

      Cheap shot.

  • @illlli7469
    @illlli7469 4 года назад +52

    Lol mero’s queen impression

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 4 года назад +3

      The woman is wearing PEARLS and they comin' for her!

  • @alysea7768
    @alysea7768 4 года назад +87

    Mero’s kids playing upstairs always have me dead 😭

    • @brightcab8
      @brightcab8 4 года назад +6

      D-d-dad of the year!

    • @ayannaparrish8272
      @ayannaparrish8272 4 года назад

      Hey Alysea! Ya famous!!

    • @alysea7768
      @alysea7768 4 года назад +1

      @@ayannaparrish8272 omg hey girl what ya doing here

  • @mr.sandman7339
    @mr.sandman7339 4 года назад +36

    1:47 the way Desus talks about potatoes reminds me of when they roasted George Washington Carver on his peanut inventions

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 4 года назад +24

    Shout to the gods knowing I rep the brand but got no money for showtime so I watch all the clips on repeat when I can. I got you. Gang gang

  • @coodu89
    @coodu89 4 года назад +75

    It ain’t a show unless you hear the kids running upstairs.

    • @brightcab8
      @brightcab8 4 года назад +4

      C’mon bro, drop a time stamp. My guts hurt!

    • @Usurpadora
      @Usurpadora 4 года назад +1

      I can’t hear it lol

    • @coodu89
      @coodu89 4 года назад +2

      3:57

  • @TrevWILL79
    @TrevWILL79 4 года назад +8

    Desus with the British slang “TopBoy” shooters

  • @Dannyo7o7
    @Dannyo7o7 4 года назад +21

    I need Desus and Conan to have a conversation about potatoes please

  • @hankleepixain4283
    @hankleepixain4283 4 года назад +36

    The Joke about Quentin Miller is aging like fine wine

  • @emmadilemma7800
    @emmadilemma7800 4 года назад +18

    The Yahoo headline gave me the same energy as when E! News said Florida Water was Solanges favorite drink. Like its ok to not report on everything, especially when you dont really know whats up.

    • @dwhite8997
      @dwhite8997 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 E! NEWS DID WHAT?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 4 года назад +37

    I have purple timbs.
    I need to wear them more often.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 4 года назад +14

      @n8 dizzle you’re not the boss of me!!!

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 4 года назад +28

    "...him and the drone strikes" WE STAN

  • @lineomabulu9857
    @lineomabulu9857 4 года назад +12

    “aaaaah! aaaaah! bring me the blood of a commoners!” 😭😭😭

  • @play2keepz
    @play2keepz 4 года назад +15

    Canada needs to follow suite too

  • @JayT89277
    @JayT89277 4 года назад +2

    “Bring me the blood of a commoner” 😂😂😂😂

  • @erizabeta
    @erizabeta 4 года назад +3

    Half the Price, Half the Pages 👍👍👍

  • @Jasonj0303
    @Jasonj0303 4 года назад +6

    Keep your head on a swivel!!! Tears!

  • @eatyourveggies_
    @eatyourveggies_ 4 года назад +19

    So in summation, the queen should buy the book the hive is dropping lol

  • @jahonethebarber1705
    @jahonethebarber1705 4 года назад +3

    Lol I'm antiguan and I definitely do NOT have Desus's back lol 😂

  • @joetwinz
    @joetwinz 4 года назад +3

    Desus knowing about the Dole 😄

  • @Alinasjc1
    @Alinasjc1 4 года назад +3

    Melania before surgery🤔🤔🤔
    Melania’s soul 🤔🤔🤔
    Trying to figure out what the Artist was trying to capture 😬
    😂😂😂

  • @Afroriqan
    @Afroriqan 4 года назад +3

    MI6 is Calling
    And you know Damn Well Kamala wore those for yall after the interview

  • @sv-bd5em
    @sv-bd5em 4 года назад +5

    Slo-vahn-ee-ya
    Desus my man please

  • @joannmorreale
    @joannmorreale 4 года назад

    You don't need an Emmy, you are the best!

  • @godzillatimmy
    @godzillatimmy 4 года назад +2

    🎵 Cambridge, paving stones with armorteeec they'll always look like new. 🎵

  • @deekers215
    @deekers215 4 года назад +1

    shout out to the Brand for shouting out TopBoy....can't wait for the next seasons

  • @2012withShantelleS
    @2012withShantelleS 4 года назад +1

    Desus dropping that truth at 5:35
    Rihanna is Jamaican, she went to my high school, Barbados is a parish in Jamaica 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @thatfool8030
    @thatfool8030 4 года назад +8

    Someone throw a termite at that statue 🔥

  • @hpFLYBOY89
    @hpFLYBOY89 4 года назад +1

    Yo that sprinkling of apparentlys almost took me out lmao

    • @13kilam
      @13kilam 3 года назад

      haha sprinkling allegedly* for Melania stomping people out in timbs??

  • @xtaintedx3l0vex
    @xtaintedx3l0vex 4 года назад +8

    Mero is right about the Queen

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 4 года назад +7

    Future vp comes on desus & mero ONCE 😆😆

  • @viperleader001
    @viperleader001 4 года назад

    Kamala Harris was listening to Smif-N-Wessun, my timbz do work!!!!

  • @VocallyYours3
    @VocallyYours3 4 года назад +5

    Obama has so much to say & I don’t know what’s happening!!☝🏽

  • @4biz
    @4biz 4 года назад +4

    love the bodega boys

  • @mdstevens8989
    @mdstevens8989 4 года назад +4

    jail house burrito recipes possibly in the new book?

  • @plattitude
    @plattitude 4 года назад +13

    GET OBAMA ON THE SHOW! The brand has POTUS-level clout

  • @cherrynoire13
    @cherrynoire13 4 года назад +1

    Starting to think Desus is Antiguan 🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 4 года назад +2

    "Bring me the blood of a commoner"

  • @uncleben7990
    @uncleben7990 4 года назад +4

    Lmaoooo we need that desus and mero life lesson on hooka

  • @klaitor55
    @klaitor55 4 года назад

    Have Desus and Mero as the host of next year's Emmys you won't you cowards!

  • @MrKeni420
    @MrKeni420 4 года назад +5

    That interview on Sunday morning.... the brand is so strong these days, nevermind Maurice Dubois did the interview....#sucioboyd #bodegaboys #firsttimelongtime

  • @kayenjee
    @kayenjee 4 года назад

    I was thinking the exact same thing right when Mero said Obama's memoir is "Harry Potter level"

  • @Lord_Fried
    @Lord_Fried 4 года назад +2

    Progressive Desus is best Desus.

  • @momo_brobro
    @momo_brobro 4 года назад

    The bag of potatoes is FACTS

  • @rustzz8
    @rustzz8 4 года назад

    So much paving stone in Arizona

  • @ChristopherBatson
    @ChristopherBatson 4 года назад +4

    8:46 Bout to snitch on themselves 😅

  • @tedipinnedherass5157
    @tedipinnedherass5157 4 года назад +6

    Meri got that drip with the bodega hoodie I want one

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 4 года назад +2

    Haven't read a 📖 Since High school '99(😩Washed) might have to cop the Desus & Mero 📖! #HIPHOP #HIPHOP #REALHIPHOP

  • @dreamqueen317
    @dreamqueen317 4 года назад +3

    Also those are lady timbs designed after like the Redwing boots. They’re not like the wack single sole version.
    Finally. Here’s a middle school story this kid showed up to school one day and his joints said Tims on the side where the tree was supposed to be.

  • @edwardlewissean
    @edwardlewissean 4 года назад

    you'ALL back this is great scratr nyc since 05 brokln n harlem 133 n ACP*back in brook now

  • @Channel_Jah
    @Channel_Jah 3 года назад +1

    Ah ah ah This is why Obama came at them so hard 😂😅😅

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 4 года назад

    D&M a picture book? I need pix. LoL

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 4 года назад +1

    "Ah, ah, ah!!!"

  • @joelgordon1100
    @joelgordon1100 4 года назад

    I know these are supposed to get me to subscribe to showtime for the show but, I’m content with this content.

  • @JaySDXSE
    @JaySDXSE 3 года назад

    bring the blood of a commoner 😂😂

  • @aligaines8476
    @aligaines8476 4 года назад +2

    BTW, the Queen served in the military fixing tanks, driving and is fire with the shotties, pick a caliber. She has some Soundview, Fast/Furious and Kingsmen in her, so keep your head on a swivel. Desus, re: Barbados smack Expect some dead flying fish in the mail. Now if Kami was living her truth, she'd rock saris with matching Tims, worn correctly, not freshly sprayed chukkas, probably made by the prison industrial complex (Big up Huntsville). Kidding (cough).

  • @waytoomuchwit
    @waytoomuchwit 4 года назад +13

    Amen the queen needs to FO from west indies

  • @sndrb1336
    @sndrb1336 4 года назад

    if I step into the bodega rocking the dark leather Timbs..... What would happen ?

  • @hillaryhanley4268
    @hillaryhanley4268 4 года назад +1

    Queen Elizabeth, keep head on a swivel tucking in her chains! #OGwelfarequeen

  • @rustyd3817
    @rustyd3817 4 года назад

    Top Boys “in it in it”

  • @flanzjones
    @flanzjones 4 года назад

    Buy a bag of potatoes? Bruh, keep your change and hit up a food bank for free, always have potatoes on deck.

  • @Vagaboy66
    @Vagaboy66 4 года назад

    I need that book knowledge is key

  • @jasminebella4029
    @jasminebella4029 4 года назад

    Not the blood of a commoner💀💀💀

  • @gravecode
    @gravecode 4 года назад

    Obama problematic drone strikes lmfao!

  • @Irv2488
    @Irv2488 4 года назад

    Desus: all she does is drive around in a landrover eating hot cheetos, i see you welfare queen🤣☠😂☠

  • @DjFunk-sw1qn
    @DjFunk-sw1qn 4 года назад

    She got spring roll timberland boots on they come with a duck sauce

  • @DjFunk-sw1qn
    @DjFunk-sw1qn 4 года назад

    Thermite burns right threw it

  • @jamesdavidson8018
    @jamesdavidson8018 4 года назад

    Quinten miller😂😂😂😂

  • @Isaiah42069
    @Isaiah42069 4 года назад

    Scrap yard is a junkies best friend. ive lived next to one in CT.. yeah. straight fringe life style is a scrapper.

  • @timanthagoff4060
    @timanthagoff4060 4 года назад +6

    Pretty sure Rihanna is from Barbados

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 4 года назад +3

      Desus knows that! He's just trying to claim her as his pretend ex-girlfriend. It's a thing.

  • @mhfromnh1421
    @mhfromnh1421 4 года назад

    🎼Cambridge 🎵 Pavingstones 🎶 With ArmorTec 🎶 they'll always look like new

  • @LUKE-og5fm
    @LUKE-og5fm 4 года назад

    TimberLINE. 👀

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 4 года назад +2

    I found a paving stone commercial. Yeah.
    Pool looks just like the Sopranos.

    • @eaqua56
      @eaqua56 4 года назад

      Link please!

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 4 года назад +1

      @@eaqua56 it’s not the exact commercial D&M describe but I bet it’s the same company: ruclips.net/video/D94uCrrOXnY/видео.html

  • @tfilandm
    @tfilandm 4 года назад

    Price of copper is down. That statue ain’t worth shit.

  • @stealahb
    @stealahb 4 года назад

    [re: ya book]: i'm very keen on chapters 2 & 3. that may be the absolute.

  • @jena8929
    @jena8929 4 года назад

    How dare you spice me like this 😂😂😂😂

  • @Realwesogee
    @Realwesogee 4 года назад

    Ima def have to grab ya book 📖

  • @speedjibaro4202
    @speedjibaro4202 4 года назад

    Eyy Mero lemme get that jacket

  • @vinnyvorhees
    @vinnyvorhees 4 года назад

    She got the timbs with a bag of reggie weed on the side

  • @shiwooify
    @shiwooify 4 года назад

    True dat about the potatoes

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 4 года назад +9

    The chunky shoe, skinny jean look not going ANYWHERE for a certain demographic...Also: did not know Kamala was so curvy! Don't fall in love, Gavin!

  • @AprilGhouls
    @AprilGhouls 4 года назад

    🎶Sex pistols - God save the Queen 🎶

  • @Selasi_
    @Selasi_ 4 года назад

    Anyone have a link to this paving stone ad?

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 4 года назад +2

    Literally dropped a deuce before seeing this video #FlushTwice #NevaLost

  • @mrplummer1988
    @mrplummer1988 4 года назад

    Rihanna’s mother is from Guyana!

  • @illbbad
    @illbbad 4 года назад

    These guys......😂!

  • @impactfully5714
    @impactfully5714 4 года назад

    Powdered wigs 😆😆

  • @mwhitaker463
    @mwhitaker463 4 года назад

    Welfare Queenie🦎🦎

  • @aligaines8476
    @aligaines8476 4 года назад

    Bruh, potatoes are pricey now.. Stick with the Family Dollar 5 packs for a dollar Ramen. Kidding not kidding.

  • @creamfiend84
    @creamfiend84 4 года назад

    4:30 5:04 😂

  • @Imgoodphelps
    @Imgoodphelps 4 года назад

    That's them shoe carnival timberlands the soft bottoms 🗑🚮