Fr I missed their complex days when they would roast any and anybody for nothing. Now, since they have relations in the entertainment industry, that's much harder to do, but it's understandable. It doesn't take away from their humor, and the brand's gotta keep growing.
ARE THESE PEOPLE CRAZY?!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED CHICKEN, MAC N CHEESE, PIZZA, RIBS, CHEESEBURGERS WITH CONDIMENTS, WINGS WITH SAUCES, ETC??!! BAKED POTATOES? VEGETABLES? GRILLED CHICKEN WITH NO SAUCE? I AM SOOOOO CONFUSEDDDD
I do not trust people that don't enjoy eating. I'm serious AF! They are so repressed. We need to start over! Get another line up of dems. STAT! Give me a woman or man that can describe in deep detail a plate of chicken & waffles from Roscos or a Cuban sanwish from Old’s Havana Cuban Bar & Cocina in Miami. Otherwise... get outta here with that mess!
I was seeing an ad before this video about the democratic debate and I was interested in watching and finding out peoples stances. And then it struck me that I can actually vote this next election yeesh now I actually have to be knowledgeable
@@maryrosekent8223 I hear ya. The other day someone was talking about peanut butter and mayo sandwiches and I wanted to hurl. Just typing it now made me nauseous
You know how fast Russia would wipe us off the planet? Lmao; all the white racists leaving the country cuz’ Dominicans and Jamaicans are now Citizens. They legalizing Julio’s hot bags, now Micheal Anthony doesn’t have to shoot dog shit in his mom’s basement!!
I was literally eating a baked potato while watching this and I just got so roasted
a baked potato is a fantastic excuse to eat a shit-ton of butter.
MH from NH
And salt.
@Titaness Writes some cheese
Ain't nothing wrong with a baked potato yo. You should try a double baked potato yo. Thats the shit son!
you got roasted or the potato?
"my favorite food is repressed childhood memories" 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Big mood
Dark Desus In EFFECT
That's how I know Desus is a real Jamaican
This is one of the first segments that had me crying laughing like the old viceland segments hahha
Old school complex
"That blanquita cares!" loooooool but honestly they summed up liz warren's vibe super accurately
dlein93 right? It really does seem like she cares! It's awesome.
Exactly. Shes like that white teacher who went the extra mile to try and reach disruptive kids because she cared
This was OG desus and mero yoooooooo
Yeah, they need to add more old school video roasts like this to the show. Respect the brand!
Fr I missed their complex days when they would roast any and anybody for nothing. Now, since they have relations in the entertainment industry, that's much harder to do, but it's understandable. It doesn't take away from their humor, and the brand's gotta keep growing.
Yea the show did sort of fall off a little since it hit showtime. Still better than most shit on though so whatever
Lmfaooo. “She a cop”
Yerrr Banks she is tho 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
@Black Diamond She's high as fuck!
say "donuts!" 😃
Yeeeeeep
I just want one of them to be honest and be like, “mad coke to keep it going all day!” 😳
I ENJOY THE TASTE OF SULFUR
Jackson Jontra - man... 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
Yo I spit my beer out through my nose 😂
Really pleased with Desus’ dark humor. It’s comforting 😭❤️
Damn they just had Corey Booker on and now they're roastin' him... BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
The AverageBroShow Podcast lol right no picks
The Brand is Unapologetic
ARE THESE PEOPLE CRAZY?!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED CHICKEN, MAC N CHEESE, PIZZA, RIBS, CHEESEBURGERS WITH CONDIMENTS, WINGS WITH SAUCES, ETC??!! BAKED POTATOES? VEGETABLES? GRILLED CHICKEN WITH NO SAUCE? I AM SOOOOO CONFUSEDDDD
Mero's impersonation of Bernie Sanders selling fit tea has me dead.
“You a cop.” Boiled it right down so no one can play themselves on primary day.
Q: Favorite food
A: the flesh of the bourgeoise
dOols V - Bernie’s real answer 😉
I was expecting Bernie to say an egg salad sandwich with black coffee lmao #Bernie2020
...on a bagel with lox.
Or Rice Pudding
Jason Strom 😘love you too
Danasweeklypicks # or a hot pastrami sandwich with a kosher pickle lol
funniest segment in a MINUTE im cryyyying i cn't beeathe
i died at calling kamala a cop tho lmao #itstrue
A nut craker and a Newport 100 hahahahah
This might be their funniest skit this year lmfaoooo
*segment
Kerra Johnson okay grammar police 🙄😂
ayyy Senator Gilibrand getting smacked off whiskey
Sanskar Wagley - Yoooo! IKR? They show her mad love ❤️ partly cuz she was on their viceland show as well as Showtime!
She was their first political guest, she’s earned that love
"Dique that blanquita cares." 🤣
Bodega Hive, what we doing for the one year anniversary of Viceland cancelling their contracts on Friday?
damn it's been a year already??
@@NoGhostJustAShell Yerrr!
Comment "Showtime money" on their last Viceland video when they're going down memory lane.
Wait for the Art on Tuesday to hear them joke about it
I say, comment under there NEWEST video “Showtine Money. Yerrrr!!”
"I'm an ice cream guy." Why do I not believe him...
Yeah sounds like sum Bullshit
Anyone: French Fries
Kamala Harris: tee hee hee
I love fries
3:50 I Agree with MERO'S Energy, facial expression and BEING COMPLETELY GROSSED OUT EWWWWW.
If DiBlasio would’ve said Pernil instead of pullpork. That would’ve gave him swag points
I feel like that's what he was trying to say but couldn't pronounce it.
@@eringoblah all them years of spanish and it went down the drain in a instant. It's a wrap for his presidency lol
Yo, this summer Imma need my skin to be as hydrated as Desus's eyes.
lmao "YOU A COP SAY DOUGHNUTS"
"Njoy the taste of sulfur" cracked me up...wearing that jacket$$💜
Buttigieg: Chocolate
Biden: Yo Aunty
Coffee And A Book Bootyjudge
Biden: Your Aunty's hair smells so nice...from behind...
Desus cousin out here looking like a snack 😋🍫
JayneBB B YAS GIRL
"Repressed childhood memories" 😂😂😂
13 people eat McDonald's chicken sandwiches with no sauce. 😂😂😂😂
Calling Kamala cop 💀
She was the District Attorney in San Francisco for many years.
Mary Rose Kent yea i know lol
lol desus's cousin fine tho
Bodega Boys can't lose! This had me crying laughing, Irish candidates of 1906?! Hahahahaa
repressed childhood memories...lol
Lmfaoo they've been on fire lately 😂😂 I had to pause the video when they got to Bernie I couldn't breathe
Wassup w Mero's laugh - MAD GOOFY!
I miss them.
YOOO😂 Who are this people🤣🤣
Gloria Iji those who will be ruining our lives in 2 years. You better get familiar lol
Omg i love you guys yall have me in here rolling.... lmaoooo i hope im able to get tickets to your show... so proud of you guys
Damn these guys are killing me with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
“...she is a cop tho” 🔥
I love Mero’s Barnie Rubble laugh ✌🏾
LOL
I'm in effing tears! Amazing clip!! 😂😂😭😭😭
Aw here comes d’blasio I like a nice methadone slice from sbarro LOL
Lmao love these new segments...they feel lile the old ones 🤘 YER!!!!
I rly wanted to de Blasio to say a chop cheese
Cory Booker and Kamala Harris look like they could be siblings 😄😆😁
Marianne Williamson sounds like your phone telling you it didn't understand you
Desus rocking the Four Horsemen!
I do not trust people that don't enjoy eating. I'm serious AF! They are so repressed. We need to start over! Get another line up of dems. STAT! Give me a woman or man that can describe in deep detail a plate of chicken & waffles from Roscos or a Cuban sanwish from Old’s Havana Cuban Bar & Cocina in Miami. Otherwise... get outta here with that mess!
I was seeing an ad before this video about the democratic debate and I was interested in watching and finding out peoples stances. And then it struck me that I can actually vote this next election yeesh now I actually have to be knowledgeable
I don't eat fingering potatoes because they remind me of my head
VICELAND ENERGY!!!
I’m surprised nobody said fried chicken with hot sauce.
Only because Hilary isn't running
yungjj84 😂
@@yungjj84 LMAO
You might only get this joke if you're from NYC 3:20😂😂😂😂😂
Beto and his whataburger 👌🏾 lol
This is embarrassing, but that's how I act when I get french fries 😂
I LOVE FRIES
Most of their replies... and the way they replied.🤢 0:48 Desus pretty much nailed it.
FACTS
This shit had me crying laughing 😂😂😂
fuck this vid has to be the funniest on showtime yet, omg i can't breathe
Peppercorn 😭
2:34 yeah I definitely was thrown off because obvie desus is the dominant one 😂
I just got told to not laugh so loud at work so i guess its NSFW lmao they on a roll on this one
Kamila Harris is vice president rn... £10 she got a 10 bag and order mad fries 🤣🤣
I hate mayonnaise, so I would also ask for that sandwich without sauce.
I hate ketchup, mayo and mustard.
debbiedoodiedandi
Mayonnaise is so disgusting I can’t even look at it without wanting to hurl. Not fond of ketchup either, but it doesn’t make me gag.
Raymond Regus
I love pebbled mustard, and on Italian sausages Gulden’s brown.
@@maryrosekent8223 I hear ya. The other day someone was talking about peanut butter and mayo sandwiches and I wanted to hurl. Just typing it now made me nauseous
@@debbiedoodiedandi ew wtf that's a new level of disgusting. i literally got a chill thinking about that
The brand is so strong they can call the vp a cop
1:30 He really escaped from Whoville and entered the 2020 race
LOOOL
Mero said a horse hoof lmaoooo
Why you do Kamala like that lmao I spit out my food dawg
Marianne Williamson's comfort food is coal
Lmao at the cop comment
I lost it at a baked potato lmfaoooooo
These are the hard hitting questions we’re asking, what’s your favorite food
McChicken plain, add cheese. Then get a BBQ pack.
That shit is 🔥
finally a segment without julia's voice
Grilled Pastrami & pepper jack cheese on hero with BBQ sauce at an outer borough bodega or a lamb gyro with lots of white sauce & hot sauce
Glass of whiskey hell yeah that's my type of girl
When she said a baked potato 😂 😂😂 I died 💀
Kirsten has my vote lmao
Lol that was good
desus and mero 2020 !
You know how fast Russia would wipe us off the planet? Lmao; all the white racists leaving the country cuz’ Dominicans and Jamaicans are now Citizens. They legalizing Julio’s hot bags, now Micheal Anthony doesn’t have to shoot dog shit in his mom’s basement!!
Swagerlaass!!!! 😂🤣😂 #Goteem
Krysten just got my vote! 🤣🤣🤣
The joke about Bernie is funny
Best clip ever
lmfaooo d&m killin the game fr
Desus and mero should host a debate
What happened to that Kamala is a cop energy???
The person signing their checks told them to hush 🤷🏻♂️
@@barreradavid32 exactly, not their fault, wish the show could be real
What shoes you got on Desus? They Fresh
"Do you want to be a bad bitch this summer?"......lmao
I was so weak watching this
No Andrew yang #andrewyang
Their reaction to Tim Ryan.
Pause: Desus’s Cousin.... Carry on.
Subscribed yo
Old schoool d mero
Mero ain’t shit for the shaking hands lmao