Zuckerburg bought a bunch of land on Kauai, put up a wall, and has been suing native Hawaiian out of parcels of land that are within the borders of the property he bought.
@@5thgearouttahere So because it's an island the native people don't deserve the lands that's been rightfully past down to them through the generations?
This video goes to show that it doesn't matter who you are- Desus and Mero will roast you if given the chance. Not even being a leader of the COVID-19 taskforce will keep you safe.
Fredy Llanos you lame and late. Laugh emoji added to your comment make it even more simp, working too hard for a laugh and then begging at the end. Tone Riggz ting shell, you’re just a hang on wasteman.
@@apoclypse i am putting it lightly. I grew up in NYC (South Side Queens) as well. I remember this Dominican girl telling me in HS that her father might hurt her for dating a black guy.
@@apoclypse even at work this Dominican kid decided on his last day of work that he was gonna share with me that alot Latinos hate blacks because of Haitians that do Voodoo. Smfh.
@@deewynn we played it But it was called ribbing. Only rules were no holds barred, and if you got mad, you were a little bitch. However, I feel that they would be able to roast me like a couchon du lait before I got three words out.
That’s why everybody from the city always has some freestyle bars in the tuck because we had to have quick comebacks if you were gonna be outside if not shit would be badddd for you lol
BIG RESPECT TO MERO FOR PUTTING UP THE HAITIAN FLAG IN TH BACKGROUND CAUSE I DAM SURE WAS ABOUT TO CANCEL ALL DOMINICANS...BUT AS IT SHOWS NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME
@@lipstickzombie4981 true, but at least that Joker still had the swag and was able to do it with a suit on. Zuckerberg on the other hand looking about as washed as those waves he's floating on.
My Hawaii boyfriend Brian Campbell a Chris Cornell doppelganger teaches surfing behind the Rainbow Hilton in Waikiki...no one surfs covered in white paste..oops the suck does.
Yankees only getting HALF a ring per Houston -- Dodgers get the other half, we both get a parade. Frazier's Nike's look like the Dior colab, I like those better than the logo everywhere on the mask. Blue lives...
Hello, I am present. Is anyone there? Whoever, or whatever you are, I know you are out there. Appears to be nothing. Perhaps my sensors need calibration. The sensitivity of my sensors clearly needs adjustment. Odd. My scanners must be malfunctioning.
Did NOT have Zuckerberg pokin that thang out in French mime makeup on my 2020 dumpster fire bingo card 🤣🤣🤣
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😂🤣😂
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That's effing hilarious my guy (or girl✌️) 🤣🤣🤣
baby you won the internet today
Y'all be kill'n me , we love yall out here on the westside too , keep up yo hustle!
This thumbnail is everything!!
LMAO. Mad references
11:00. The most formally presented chopped cheese, ever(Comic Book Guy voice)!
Robbing the bank is antisemitic.
why are these dudes famous again?
"that man got bottle service cheeks" deaaad
Zuckerburg bought a bunch of land on Kauai, put up a wall, and has been suing native Hawaiian out of parcels of land that are within the borders of the property he bought.
Basura
Very low-level billionaire scumbag behaviour, only a 6/10 (because it is an island)
@@5thgearouttahere So because it's an island the native people don't deserve the lands that's been rightfully past down to them through the generations?
@@Scootman Bruv. I gave him a score out of 10 w/ a bump cause he basically made his own country. It's a joke.
Sounds like a real class act 👍🙄
It’s the “Haitian Flag next to the Dominican one behind Mero” for me... #Respect
Vive Ayiti........yes it is
Yes
Yup yup!
**** Crow steals golf ball ****
Al Czervik: I think that’s good luck.
Ty Webb: In Haiti.
The haitian bodegahive is out here 👊🏾
This video goes to show that it doesn't matter who you are- Desus and Mero will roast you if given the chance. Not even being a leader of the COVID-19 taskforce will keep you safe.
Wait until they see the video of his first pitch 👀
ralelunar omg I'm already laughing and I ain't even heard it yet 😂😂
I need a Sammy Sosa and Zuckerberg "Dem A Bleach" Verzuz Battle.
Don’t you mean Sammy Sosa & Vybz Kartel, vs battle? 😂
Fredy Llanos you lame and late. Laugh emoji added to your comment make it even more simp, working too hard for a laugh and then begging at the end. Tone Riggz ting shell, you’re just a hang on wasteman.
@@Hengel_Andrews slow down son you killing him!
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I ain't know Zuck was zooted and booted. Double cheeked up on Wednesday afternoon. Shelf booty for the souvenirs. 😂😂😂😂
He could serve high tea on that thang.
Decided to go surfing so he could look back at it😂
@@remywhite4377 Yasss!
😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve managed to go my entire life without seeing Zuck’s yeeks...until tonight 😔
And now we can never unsee them🤦♂️
lol its crazy thats the first thing Desus saw
Desus is such a smart guy. It's so refreshing when he just casually throws out facts layered with humor.
Shout to mero for reppin Haiti as well as DR. Haiti & DR have a complicated relationship. (No i am not Haitian)
Vive Ayiti.......
Complicated is putting it lightly. Dominicans plain hate Hatian's in DR. As a Dominican that grew up in NYC I never understood why.
@@apoclypse i hate to be this person on the internet but its because of racism.
@@apoclypse i am putting it lightly. I grew up in NYC (South Side Queens) as well. I remember this Dominican girl telling me in HS that her father might hurt her for dating a black guy.
@@apoclypse even at work this Dominican kid decided on his last day of work that he was gonna share with me that alot Latinos hate blacks because of Haitians that do Voodoo. Smfh.
I feel like if they roasted me, they could be mean and I would still have to laugh and say "You got me, my guys."
Yeah, it would almost be an honor
@D I me wearing one dollar flip flops with a peeling pedicure, backing away slowly
Its apparent you never played the dozens growing up.
@@deewynn we played it
But it was called ribbing. Only rules were no holds barred, and if you got mad, you were a little bitch.
However, I feel that they would be able to roast me like a couchon du lait before I got three words out.
That’s why everybody from the city always has some freestyle bars in the tuck because we had to have quick comebacks if you were gonna be outside if not shit would be badddd for you lol
@thekidmero. 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴 mad respect to the kid for subtle unity!!!!!!! Sak pase with the ke lo ke!
🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴 ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Vive Ayiti .......
I loved your interview with Fauci! You can tell he loved talking to you guys.
"Trying to take over an island, that's pretty ballsy"- the history of Hawaii
Mark look like Ms. Doubtfire in the cake
That is such a good movie, lol.
yo desus' beard lookin LUSH
He using that pine tar
shout out to zucks lookin like a p90x smiegel
Ooh Desus that shirt is poppin
Facts 😂 anyone know where to cop
Reminds me of the cookie monster lol
Ngl
Muriel Drip exclusive
Christian Diaz Sandro Paris
Zuck's yeeks ain't official enough to be buying out islands...now Bez in his leather vest.🤔
"fire Cialis ad" /dead
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I see mero back there with the Haitian Flag!! 🇭🇹 🙌🏾🙌🏾🇭🇹🇭🇹
Since when did Caucasian Chopped Cheese tutorials exist?
Thank you for the Taiwan shoutout, gang gang
Mero’s gray beard hairs 🥺🤤
Put some pine tar on 'em!
Definitely 🤤🤤
Being home with his kids for 4 months done got him going grey early lmao
The boys going in hard on Zuck and Fauci is the quality content i came here for... mwwwahh 😗👌🏾🔥
Favorite thing is when Mero moves too fast and I can hear his chains. Brand is wealthy
BIG RESPECT TO MERO FOR PUTTING UP THE HAITIAN FLAG IN TH BACKGROUND CAUSE I DAM SURE WAS ABOUT TO CANCEL ALL DOMINICANS...BUT AS IT SHOWS NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME
Mero with the Haitian flag 🇭🇹 Thanks for the love 💕
Mero does the best accents! You guys keep me laughing! 🤣😩😆
Zuck don't need a helmet cause he ain't effin' human bro 🙄 FR 💯
You don't need a helmet to surf though.
“Bottle service cheeks”🤣
Mero man got bottle service eeks 🤣😂🤣
Brokees, I felt that
Desus be drippin
They really got Joker jumping the shark. Hate to see it.....
Joker's been surfing since the 60's doe...
@@lipstickzombie4981 true, but at least that Joker still had the swag and was able to do it with a suit on. Zuckerberg on the other hand looking about as washed as those waves he's floating on.
Is desus secretly a murderer I saw the all black air forces in the back 👀🤔
Can anyone confirm Mero listens to Tinashe? Lol
Squaddddd. Early cause them notifications be on.
Zuck looks like a I, Robot ripoff
Is no one asking why he's wearing a hoodie in water?
We see that Sandro shirt, Desus 😍
Mark Zuckerberg looks like Mr. Freeze from Batman😂😂😂👍🏽
Shout out to Mero for that Haitian flag. One of the few Dominicans not tryna throw one in a van lol
Shout out to Mero for reppin' Hispaniola. Nice one b👍
Ayooooo ⏸⏸⏸ 😂😂
Those cheeks are SITTING
😂 mad zesty this episode B
is he still stealing land from native hawaiians?
The Haitian Flag behind Mero got me shedding a tear! Respect Brother!
a homemade chopped cheese sounds sacrilegious. #supportyourlocalbodega
@Torchy Brown my puerto rican parents would always say "tenemos comida at home" xD i'm just saying bodega food is bodega food for a reason.
@@PrNycTina1091 "at home"? You got washed parents.
@@pwnstar1369 both my parents learned spanish before english. it just happened to be in brooklyn. funny thing is my last name is rodriguez too.
I'm guessing now, the majority of the people here making jokes of Alien-man (Zuckershit) all have Facebook/Meta memberships.
bodega hive would love a pete davidson interview 🎨😪
EHHHH Bodega Boys. Becoming a fan has been fun. You are very unique.
tony's baloney
Desus shirt fire tho
Dead Presidents remake... ☠️☠️☠️
BlacKBastahD - man... dammit 🤗🤣
The worst mime in Hawaii haaaa
This felt like back on set D&M 👏🏽
"That's a real chopped cheese right there!"
I LOVE IT WHEN DESUS SAYS “EGREGIOUS” BECAUSE HE NEVER USES THE TERM CORRECTLY
Zuck's yeeks are YEEKIN'!
You can see that from the front
Not "Bottle Service Cheeks." 😄
Heath Ledger vibezzzz god rest his soul LOL
mero ever gonna get some shelves for those sneakies
"Bottle service yeeks" 😂😂
Not show them YEEKS, I am done with y’all ✌🏽😂...
beauty goss was my fav part, desus needs a sephora sponsorship!!
Who tf is putting pine tar in their hair? Hard pass.
My Hawaii boyfriend Brian Campbell a Chris Cornell doppelganger teaches surfing behind the Rainbow Hilton in Waikiki...no one surfs covered in white paste..oops the suck does.
Mero is funny af! He needs to do voice overs in cartoons!
“He’s got bottle service cheeks”
Ah ah ah!
Yankees only getting HALF a ring per Houston -- Dodgers get the other half, we both get a parade. Frazier's Nike's look like the Dior colab, I like those better than the logo everywhere on the mask. Blue lives...
Yerrrrr
The Quibi diss 😭😭
Shout out to Mero for the “ass bag” reference
Everyone who boo'd faucis pitch were bagged, jabbed, and dumped on an uncharted island off the coast of aruba
Tar would alter my wave pattern. Might add at least a decade to my hairline on an Isiah Thomas level.
Hello, I am present. Is anyone there? Whoever, or whatever you are, I know you are out there. Appears to be nothing. Perhaps my sensors need calibration. The sensitivity of my sensors clearly needs adjustment. Odd. My scanners must be malfunctioning.
"Who did ya titties?!"
#FauciWork
Also, I like how Mero's background is slowly filling up. 😏
This made my day ya clowning
I'm on Quibi right now lol, watchin Anna Kendrick show.
JuneyTooLooney 216 - amazeee.. right? 🤗
He would surf in a damn hoodie.
Guys guys guys, can we stop dicking around and get a fuckin Jon Taffer interview?
“They won a Daytime Emmy? They won FIVE Daytime Emmys?!”
I like the Haitian flag next to the Dominican flag 🇭🇹 🇩🇴
browArd
😂 he’s about to Rob a bank and surf away
The Joker goes to Hawaii🏄♂️
Never thought i'd see this much time spent on Zuckerberg's donk.
Get your ass bag. lox 4life🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Yall fruity❤️❤️