Mariah Carey & Derek Jeter Erotica, 6ix9ine Overdose, & Subway's "Bread" | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2020
  • Mariah Carey opens up about Derek Jeter's stroke game in hr memoir, Tekashi 6ix9ine overdoses on caffeine, Ireland rules that Subway "bread" is NOT bread, and Louis Vuitton and the NBA collab.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @member00
    @member00 3 года назад +133

    "Did Carrie write this?" LMAO underrated joke

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 года назад +162

    "you guys arent advocating cocaine use are you?" "we are. for him" Lmaoooo

  • @JDotWill
    @JDotWill 3 года назад +207

    “The jump throw into the choch” 😂😂

  • @BeaCanImation
    @BeaCanImation 3 года назад +211

    This is big Desus v Mero energy bruv. After two Emmy snubs the boys are back with that shit that makes Julia nervous. Here for it.

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 года назад +12

      🤘🏼🔥

    • @faizrahman3810
      @faizrahman3810 3 года назад +27

      “You guys aren’t endorsing cocaine use?” Both of them immediately with 0 hesitation yes

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад +4

      Julia is so nervous, she got engaged.

    • @aishakai5546
      @aishakai5546 3 года назад

      Very nervous. She didn't like the cocaine talk.

  • @ShadesOfJadeOfficial
    @ShadesOfJadeOfficial 3 года назад +97

    These 2 biracial angels LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @ILoveCHAVO
    @ILoveCHAVO 3 года назад +359

    Somewhere Nick Cannon crying..lol..

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 3 года назад +24

      Nah he's fuming inside and taking it out on an 3 ig models or something lol

    • @007phokus
      @007phokus 3 года назад +2

      Nick Cannon: “I don’t want to be responsible for someone else’s happiness” ~ Mariah Carey

    • @redefinitive
      @redefinitive 3 года назад +14

      @@seemslegit2412 That or ranting about Jewish people or something, since he hates them too.

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 3 года назад

      @@redefinitive certain jews

    • @redefinitive
      @redefinitive 3 года назад +2

      @@seemslegit2412 Yeah, the ones that aren't Black evidently.

  • @SilverWhistle91
    @SilverWhistle91 3 года назад +115

    Beautiful work by the graphix squad for Mariah's prose.. love to see it

  • @valerieg8917
    @valerieg8917 3 года назад +119

    Mero describing Subway's yeast abominations as "yoga mats" is a moment most pleasing to me.

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 года назад +233

    Biracial angels

    • @missmaka2370
      @missmaka2370 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #DEAD

    • @ahhmzzbriightt1023
      @ahhmzzbriightt1023 3 года назад +1

      Mariah is tri-racial tho 😄

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 года назад

      @@ahhmzzbriightt1023technically, that would make her Puerto Rican.

  • @oldwinston4691
    @oldwinston4691 3 года назад +106

    Saved By The Bell reference
    100 points

    • @TamariMcKay
      @TamariMcKay 3 года назад +11

      Old Winston 🎶 I’m so exciiiited! 🎶

    • @rontam06
      @rontam06 3 года назад +4

      Zack Help Me?! 😩😭💊

    • @oliviah.4741
      @oliviah.4741 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 3 года назад +9

      TamariMcKay I’M SO SCARED 😩😭😂😂😂

  • @blackityblack4370
    @blackityblack4370 3 года назад +147

    The read got me cryin

    • @rubiecava
      @rubiecava 3 года назад +14

      "intoxicating kiSSSS"

    • @rontam06
      @rontam06 3 года назад +19

      Bi-Racial 👼's 😩😭😭

  • @kenedi8371
    @kenedi8371 3 года назад +71

    My favorite Mariah Carey song "The Roof" hits different knowing that it's about Derek Jeter

    • @cgill914
      @cgill914 3 года назад +3

      Omg 😳 Lol

  • @ron8102
    @ron8102 3 года назад +151

    The brand is sensual

  • @brandiDBF
    @brandiDBF 3 года назад +32

    all this mariah carey content on desus and mero makes me so happy lmaooo i’m a lamb from birth and i would pay so much money to have these two read me her memoir

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 3 года назад

      Damn. Is that you in your profile pic?

  • @NzingaB
    @NzingaB 3 года назад +29

    Mariah is THE QUEEN 👑. So glad my BX kings recognize. So happy to see my worlds coming together

  • @pekingblush
    @pekingblush 3 года назад +83

    Coca Cola with cocaine deserves its rightful position in their product line as the true Diet Coke.

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 года назад +5

      "Coke Max"

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +4

      Would explain their "Coke Is It!" slogan from back in the day. Someone was higher than giraffe pussy with dilated eyes coming up with that.

    • @talkoholic13
      @talkoholic13 3 года назад

      Fact.

    • @RoeLuv1
      @RoeLuv1 3 года назад

      When you want the “special” Coke, you have to wink at your server 😉

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 3 года назад +113

    Derek Jeter is now the subject of romance fiction.#ForeverCaptain

  • @jaidenjn
    @jaidenjn 3 года назад +35

    I can’t with the editing 😂

  • @munk006
    @munk006 3 года назад +54

    As soon as I heard 69 od'd on weight loss pills I immediately thought Jesse Spano I'm as washed as they are lol

  • @Jem9010
    @Jem9010 3 года назад +15

    I CANNOT with the sensual Mariah book excerpts and the backgrounds lmaoooo 😂😂

  • @michaelpollard1735
    @michaelpollard1735 3 года назад +110

    “The Roof” on her Butterfly album is specifically about smashing Jeter, FYI

    • @sophiaflagg4259
      @sophiaflagg4259 3 года назад +5

      worddd

    • @pcharl01
      @pcharl01 3 года назад +2

      I haven't heard that song in forever.

    • @fademusic1980
      @fademusic1980 3 года назад +1

      Yeah cause ya boi stuck it all the way to the roof of them walls!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Scxoop123
    @Scxoop123 3 года назад +31

    I'm reading God Level Knowledge Darts and it is phenomenal. I'm so proud of the homies I could cry. #TheBrandIsStrong

  • @sneakykamon
    @sneakykamon 3 года назад +38

    Stacker 2! Damnnnn I haven’t heard that name since Triple H and The Rock were beefing for the WWF Championship🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 3 года назад +53

    just watched Vampires Vs. The Bronx, Mero was hilarious

    • @Lord_Fried
      @Lord_Fried 3 года назад +1

      I saw that movie pop up and immediately thought of them 😂😂

    • @kennysmith1925
      @kennysmith1925 3 года назад +2

      Did they plug the movie or talk about it on the show or podcast? And why wasn't desus in it?

  • @robertrobertson2117
    @robertrobertson2117 3 года назад +23

    The undercover cop timbs 😭😭😭

  • @robbyevil6063
    @robbyevil6063 3 года назад +30

    Mero!! You did your thing in Vampires vs the Bronx!! 💪🏾good movie

  • @jossmike1070
    @jossmike1070 3 года назад +19

    I love when Julia real laughs

  • @Spaceysgurl
    @Spaceysgurl 3 года назад +18

    Ok. She went from an old man to Jeter. It was going to be magical for sure.

  • @ekeziearanotu2631
    @ekeziearanotu2631 3 года назад +25

    One of the rare warm ups you wish never ended. They were on a roll 😂

  • @Irv2488
    @Irv2488 3 года назад +37

    Im all for this, Desus&Mero on audiobooks this fall🙌🏼. The Sucio boyz Go 50 shadezOfgreyer

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 года назад +8

      "50 Shades of Sucio"

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 3 года назад +16

    Shoutout to the video editor. Straight up nailed those erotica transition images 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @tinysleeper
    @tinysleeper 3 года назад +75

    Who else was waiting for the Jessie Spano joke?

    • @avace917
      @avace917 3 года назад +5

      I forget about that which is surprising considering that I had a HUGE crush on Elizabeth Berkeley

    • @lefty206
      @lefty206 3 года назад +1

      Lmao classic

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 года назад +12

      "I'm so....SCAAAARRED!💊😢" 😆

    • @Dayzconfused
      @Dayzconfused 3 года назад +1

      I always forget the last name though 😆

  • @AxeMan808
    @AxeMan808 3 года назад +15

    "That's like BIG 'I been hangin' out with Akademics' Energy!"

  • @am6921
    @am6921 3 года назад +31

    Nick cannon punching the air hard asf rn!

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 3 года назад +23

    "Biracial angels" lol

  • @orchidelightful
    @orchidelightful 3 года назад +8

    “Whaaat? You mean that smell of yoga mats is not bread?”
    ~Mero
    💀 💀 💀

  • @emilianoo.1596
    @emilianoo.1596 3 года назад +4

    Snitchie Spano impressions is something I definitely didn't know I needed today. So thanks.

  • @louieg3276
    @louieg3276 3 года назад

    Love yall bringing that same energy daily!

  • @Nvlutey27
    @Nvlutey27 3 года назад +3

    Your producer's laugh is so happy and contagious

  • @mmoonnkkeeyy
    @mmoonnkkeeyy 3 года назад +16

    Mero reading that made me uncomfortable STOP IT MERO!!

  • @msmilesftw
    @msmilesftw 3 года назад +1

    Whole thing is hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +12

    Damn Jeets went 6 for 9 in that weekend series. Yeah Jeets! Gave Mariah that real Vision of Love blowin her back out.

  • @kerrajohnson3203
    @kerrajohnson3203 3 года назад

    Thank you for mentioning Jessie Spano.
    I was WAITING !!

  • @leteshiafahie-breedy4324
    @leteshiafahie-breedy4324 3 года назад

    "Undercover cop Timbs" had me on the floor!!! Also, I love Desus' shirt.

  • @jneal18
    @jneal18 3 года назад +1

    IM SO EXCITED!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hugocisneros5509
    @hugocisneros5509 3 года назад

    This show is fire

  • @thelongrun_3367
    @thelongrun_3367 3 года назад +1

    Awww man, I rocked Lugz. Loved them with my puffy north face coats back in the day!

  • @jacobthompson1682
    @jacobthompson1682 3 года назад +5

    "Yes we are." Damn I love my guys. The brand is invincible!

  • @joseboyer4364
    @joseboyer4364 3 года назад +1

    Dude I just subscribed !!!

  • @curlyhairpunk
    @curlyhairpunk 3 года назад +6

    Vampires vs Bronx on Netflix has Mero in it. The brand is 💪🏾

  • @Carmelink33
    @Carmelink33 3 года назад

    Mero narration skills like (Eartha Kitts) purrr! Can you please narrate audio books! Love Mero!! 🤩🤟🏽

  • @ShauntyDesmond
    @ShauntyDesmond 3 года назад +1

    The visuals 👌🏾

    • @nox7282
      @nox7282 3 года назад

      The visuals were too funny 😂😂😂

  • @miss.drocity
    @miss.drocity 3 года назад +4

    Lmao did they really need to add the horse and flowers 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 года назад

    HAHA love the bodega boys

  • @andypacmanperez
    @andypacmanperez 3 года назад +1

    Not the saved by the bell reference! lmfaooooo 😭😭😭😭

  • @bbryant2503
    @bbryant2503 3 года назад

    I’m so excited! Bwahaha. I was thinking that! I cried laughing!!

  • @uncvic1
    @uncvic1 3 года назад +1

    The reading 🤣🤣🤣 🏆

  • @ninapop821
    @ninapop821 3 года назад +3

    I just watched Vampires Vs. the Bronx. R.I.P. Tony

  • @urobos1
    @urobos1 3 года назад +2

    Nice!!!

  • @justinwalker615
    @justinwalker615 3 года назад +1

    The jump throw into the choch! 😂 😆 😝

  • @Realwesogee
    @Realwesogee 3 года назад +1

    Damn ya boys really into it lol

  • @caylee3277
    @caylee3277 3 года назад +1

    VAMPIRES VS THE BRONX MY BOY MERO DID HIS THING 💪🥾🥾

  • @bhaalboy
    @bhaalboy 3 года назад +6

    Early gang

  • @yaris4595
    @yaris4595 3 года назад

    jessie!!!im so excited!!!!!!!!11

  • @TonyAurum
    @TonyAurum 3 года назад +9

    First time that they weren't on rhythm for the Yankee clap 😭😭😭

    • @aligaines8476
      @aligaines8476 3 года назад +1

      You need some beers in you for that... Just not the same.

  • @Shrimpslider
    @Shrimpslider 3 года назад +4

    "Biracial angels" Yo 😂

  • @ToonKidzJerkTV
    @ToonKidzJerkTV 3 года назад +3

    NOT THE ALWAYS BE MY BABY😂😂😂

  • @nessa6432
    @nessa6432 3 года назад

    Desus and Mero aka never let your kids watch late night :)
    LUV U GUYS

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 года назад +1

    what they said about tekashi lmfaoooooo got me howling a cool OD

  • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
    @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +4

    "BIRACIAL ANGELS"😇😭🙏💘💋

  • @nastynas9610
    @nastynas9610 3 года назад +14

    Desus now is rocking a lose rolly. The brand is really moving on up now

  • @shifty1927
    @shifty1927 3 года назад +1

    dont stop desus im almost there..

  • @azlstrhl
    @azlstrhl 3 года назад +7

    Desus: "Investigate pizzagate.. protect the kids.. Qanon"
    Woman: "This is not good guys"
    Lol!
    Feel the heat andsee topic change quick!!!

  • @RoeLuv1
    @RoeLuv1 3 года назад

    Dead at the “Captain, My Captain” 😂😂😂

  • @oldwinston4691
    @oldwinston4691 3 года назад +12

    COKE:Perico

  • @Dejeedd11
    @Dejeedd11 3 года назад +7

    He said "herbalife is me , yup we did it".

  • @ak23dro
    @ak23dro 3 года назад +7

    My captain, my captain yeah jett

  • @bvec97
    @bvec97 3 года назад

    yooo the Jarod from Subway shit had me weak!!!

  • @MrsLegalDiva
    @MrsLegalDiva 3 года назад +1

    Captain my Captain 😂😂😂😂

  • @MikeDUDERBailey
    @MikeDUDERBailey 3 года назад

    The FMF1 Driving shoe!

  • @BVTMVN007
    @BVTMVN007 2 года назад

    THE FUNK MASTS FLEX DRIVING SHOE😭😭😭😭

  • @bigbird1weekend
    @bigbird1weekend 3 года назад

    Just watched Vampires in the Bronx cause I seen The Kid Mero was in it . Its not bad . Actually it was good. The Brand is everywhere. As it should be

  • @Dayzconfused
    @Dayzconfused 3 года назад +1

    I listened to the audio book and lost it when Mariah pronounced Desus 😂

  • @ToonKidzJerkTV
    @ToonKidzJerkTV 3 года назад

    NOT THE 27 CLUBBED IT IM NOT READY

  • @mirandapow2230
    @mirandapow2230 3 года назад

    Mero is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dugongsdoitbetter
    @dugongsdoitbetter 3 года назад

    This was painful!!!!!!!!! Mariah, I just can't!

  • @jefewestwest3020
    @jefewestwest3020 3 года назад +1

    RMAO YO those lugz LOL

  • @mirandapow2230
    @mirandapow2230 3 года назад

    Desus’s shirt is giving me Tony the Tiger vibes

  • @MrRon3278
    @MrRon3278 3 года назад +2

    I wonder if the song “honey”was about Derrick jeter?

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 3 года назад +1

    #HIPHOP #HIPHOP #REALHIPHOP!! 🎶

  • @simeonfalafel
    @simeonfalafel 3 года назад

    “that’s big I’ve-been-hanging-out-with-academics energy” omggg

  • @raphaeldamian1
    @raphaeldamian1 3 года назад

    Re2pect to the captain you are legendary!

  • @otter4862
    @otter4862 3 года назад

    Yooo I cried when Rich Eisien pronounced it 'Deysus', I thought he was more down than that.

  • @TheBleachj16
    @TheBleachj16 3 года назад

    Yea Jeets!

  • @jacobcleek6828
    @jacobcleek6828 3 года назад

    The pizza gate joke about Subway killed me

  • @jasonm8755
    @jasonm8755 3 года назад +3

    LOL " Coke stepped on "

  • @deathxrated
    @deathxrated 3 года назад +1

    Have y’all watch Vampires Vs The Bronx check that shit out, Mero on there with some heavy hitters.

  • @brumfeldo
    @brumfeldo 3 года назад

    These reads! lmfao

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 3 года назад +2

    "coke stepped on" LMAO

  • @Rhyme2hot
    @Rhyme2hot 3 года назад

    💪🏽🎨