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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2021
  • The Los Angeles Lakers and Clippers will be playing in "Crypto.com Arena," Harold the security guard takes his job way too seriously, New York Governor Kathy Hochul fires "Italian-American Liaison" Dolores Alfieri Taranto, and Papa John's executes a major/minor rebrand.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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Комментарии • 182

  • @MrsTrixieFirecracker
    @MrsTrixieFirecracker 2 года назад +53

    He got a Tamagotchi🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 2 года назад +208

    Desus & Mero are the most Italian non Italian people I know.

    • @xtaintedx3l0vex
      @xtaintedx3l0vex 2 года назад +5

      HONESTLY!

    • @LeBongJames916
      @LeBongJames916 2 года назад +17

      That’s generally how it is growing up in NYC, Philly, or Jersey. Italian culture permeates the NE

    • @Kxji
      @Kxji 2 года назад +9

      @@LeBongJames916 I’m watching The Sopranos all I can think is Desus & Mero. 😂

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 2 года назад +2

      Yep. Just like my mother. Queens.

    • @mistressf
      @mistressf 2 года назад +4

      can confirm (born and bred italian)

  • @StephWells
    @StephWells 2 года назад +51

    Julie's response "I'm very energetic and happy to be here" this is me everyday

  • @tchalla7828
    @tchalla7828 2 года назад +152

    LOL Mero's west coast ray j accent has gotten better

    • @Lakas78
      @Lakas78 2 года назад +3

      @Miranda C. Wernli Mero been hanging out with friend of the show CC Sabathia

    • @stevemeters3090
      @stevemeters3090 2 года назад +1

      @@Lakas78 anyone seen CC lately? He's on that Mike Bibby/Monstars retirement workout plan. Holy Fuck.

    • @joshuawilliams8252
      @joshuawilliams8252 2 года назад

      Nah. That was straight 40-water

    • @Sir.Pleasant2U
      @Sir.Pleasant2U 2 года назад

      @Miranda C. Wernli the

  • @JonConstruct
    @JonConstruct 2 года назад +118

    Y'all and Jaboukie gotta go on the Italian American podcast

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад +178

    Every time they do a Bay Area accent on what's supposed to be a SoCal story, I just crack up. That's quintessential NYC shit lmao.

    • @charlesblack9959
      @charlesblack9959 2 года назад +5

      I die inside. We hate LA. #BeatLA

    • @danschuster5187
      @danschuster5187 2 года назад +2

      @@charlesblack9959 the whole world hate los Angeles

    • @charlesblack9959
      @charlesblack9959 2 года назад +4

      @@danschuster5187 In the Bay & NorCal we REALLY HATE LA. Everytime anyone mentions California we get thrown in with those assholes. Im also Stanford born so I detest UCLA.

    • @Yesnog05
      @Yesnog05 2 года назад +4

      Bay area born and raised and I have to agree, I hate how we're grouped in the same news in Socal, but I cant help but laugh to hear non-californians think about us californians

    • @charlesblack9959
      @charlesblack9959 2 года назад +3

      @@Yesnog05 I do find it funny but I absolutely die inside a little. The Bay and NorCal are beautiful and SoCal is a desert.

  • @JoseJoseC626
    @JoseJoseC626 2 года назад +76

    Agent Wolf Aka the only dude who still owns a copy of Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai on vhs in the year 2021

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 2 года назад +5

      You forget it’s apart of the Criterion collection so there’s plenty of white boys that own it and pretend it makes them cultured .

    • @marisgoldenhour6212
      @marisgoldenhour6212 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win

    • @roryalexanderm
      @roryalexanderm 2 года назад +2

      @@FramesPerSecond 🙋🏼‍♂️

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 2 года назад

      Didn't some #Angels Samurai just win MVP?

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 2 года назад +26

    Bruh, I choked on my beer at "gravy god" LMAO

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 2 года назад +49

    Is it just me, or does the security guard's "loadout" bother you less than the sign behind him that says "Not A Exit"? 😅

  • @troyrandolph4322
    @troyrandolph4322 2 года назад +45

    Julia's not here for it since they dragged Paul Rudd.

  • @Tortilla.Reform
    @Tortilla.Reform 2 года назад +34

    As a word nerd I love that the papa johns story had Mero confusing the possessive with the plural

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 2 года назад +21

    I thought he looked like Omar too. Lol at The Wire reference.

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 2 года назад +42

    As an LA born local - it will never be that new name, that lease will never run for 20 years, it's an Enron waiting to happen.

  • @GabGotti3
    @GabGotti3 2 года назад +10

    “He got a Tomagachi”
    🤣 🤣

  • @jradditto3050
    @jradditto3050 2 года назад +19

    For the first time EVER, something RUclips Recommended is actually awesome! These guys are amazing! SUBBED!!

  • @tomkvideo
    @tomkvideo 2 года назад +12

    There used to be a Papa Johns Arena. It was the football stadium for Louisville's college football team. They dropped it after Papa dropped the hard R. Even Kentucky says the racism went too far.

  • @209karenbabe
    @209karenbabe 2 года назад +11

    Mero just clowning all of the West Coast 😭😭😭… man. I’m from Nor Cal, and every-time he does an E-40 impersonation my heart just dies a bit 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @CurseTheCosmos
    @CurseTheCosmos 2 года назад +11

    Bruh. That was Grand Concourse Blade. 😂

  • @YoungAsparagus
    @YoungAsparagus 2 года назад +1

    “Let me guess your a ronin “ was a killer line

  • @bryanflagg2868
    @bryanflagg2868 2 года назад +14

    I am from Rochester and the security dude works a bar here I see him all the time

    • @Eparedes425
      @Eparedes425 2 года назад +2

      I’m for Rochester where can I see this gawd?

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 2 года назад +14

    Apparently making racial epithet? Naw, he said that shit. Ain't no apparently in it. 😂😂😂

  • @RickyJ718
    @RickyJ718 2 года назад +19

    That 'Not A Exit' sign really bothered me. You know Agent Wolf doesn't work for the grammar police.

  • @deucefoAM206
    @deucefoAM206 2 года назад +28

    Just randomly thought of this and will never be satisfied until I see it:
    You guys need to have a Marshawn Lynch interview!

  • @xtaintedx3l0vex
    @xtaintedx3l0vex 2 года назад +6

    GABAGOOL IS TOO DAMN HIGH! 🤣 (sponsored by Prego)

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain 2 года назад +11

    Someone unlocked the Borderlands 3 "Omar Edition"

  • @TeamWickedOpinion
    @TeamWickedOpinion Год назад +1

    Mero saying CUZ! LMFAOO!!

  • @movekeysdapianoman
    @movekeysdapianoman 2 года назад +6

    "The Gabagool is too high" !!! hilarious 😂 😃

  • @aaronc89
    @aaronc89 2 года назад +2

    Agent Wolf looks like Dmx and Jacquees love child

  • @aleeh247
    @aleeh247 2 года назад +3

    Deadass Julia is my inner voice tone at work

  • @iRllyDntKnw
    @iRllyDntKnw 2 года назад +4

    Yo Mero as John tafferron doing bodega rescue is hilarious

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 2 года назад +4

    (Tony Soprano voice) Ma-rone! All this Italiano smoke.

  • @Jaison96
    @Jaison96 2 года назад +5

    They were on some crazy energy and I love it!

  • @radguurl
    @radguurl 2 года назад +9

    Mero's "California" accent gets me every time 😆. Like, we don't talk like that down here in L.A., CUZ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LDRRollerSk8r
    @LDRRollerSk8r 2 года назад +12

    I like Meros fusion shirt tho

  • @westcoastblondie4825
    @westcoastblondie4825 2 года назад +16

    Mero’s Crip accent is hella funny: inaccurate but hilarious.

  • @ouzi9122
    @ouzi9122 2 года назад +4

    Now I want to see Blade: Romania 🤣

  • @RinRin-ew2vt
    @RinRin-ew2vt 2 года назад +19

    Desus is so cute "I didn't;t even see that wow!" 😍

    • @J_Honor_
      @J_Honor_ 2 года назад

      And I think mero is gorgeous 😍. Have a wonderful weekend!

  • @wavydon1960
    @wavydon1960 2 года назад +3

    I'm pretty sure some LA natives are already referring to it as the Brypto.bom arena.

  • @Chigz10
    @Chigz10 2 года назад +2

    Ya girl Dolores aka yung zeppole aka gravy god 🤣

  • @amy_grace
    @amy_grace 2 года назад +2

    9:03 “And that’s how Desus found out he’s red-green colorblind”

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 2 года назад +5

    Julia’s from Michigan? IM FROM MICHIGAN!
    M I C H I G A N GANG ah ah ah!

  • @Buddhagperiod
    @Buddhagperiod 2 года назад +3

    He like John wick but for his tomogatchi. Lol

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +2

    Mero ripping the Mets while wearing a Mets hat. Classic

    • @nickrnmaui
      @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +1

      Got the Yankee in Mets colors

  • @kerrajohnson3203
    @kerrajohnson3203 2 года назад +2

    I literally was like that's a Tomagotchi 🤣

  • @solitairedoll
    @solitairedoll 2 года назад +11

    It will *always* be known as the Staples Center. Just like the SkyDome in Toronto.

  • @NenaVA1
    @NenaVA1 2 года назад

    4:56..."you got a Tamagotchi?"
    4:30-4:39 I'm 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @seemslegit2412
    @seemslegit2412 2 года назад +2

    Agent Wolf is front on a "Not A Exit" sign... Should be "Not An Exit". Ijs 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar 2 года назад +4

    Nah Mero's pronunciation of liaison had me in tears

  • @joshuawilliams8252
    @joshuawilliams8252 2 года назад +7

    Mero's LA gangster impression was hanging out in the bay for too long.

  • @JDEdwards2331
    @JDEdwards2331 2 года назад +2

    That's a security guard from Cyberpunk 2077

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 года назад +2

    CUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Oh, Mero. Never change.

  • @RichYork
    @RichYork 2 года назад +5

    Ban people for no reason
    Yo ur a dub 😂😂

    • @RichYork
      @RichYork 2 года назад

      Aka young zeppoli 😂

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs 2 года назад +3

    Father Anthony Fasano confirmed me back in 1991. I was wearing heels for the first time ever and I tripped and fell on the little carpet square he stood on in front of the altar. 😳

  • @Tee256
    @Tee256 2 года назад

    lol "that sounds like two arresting officers"

  • @Wiltdastilt44
    @Wiltdastilt44 2 года назад +1

    Somebody gone pull up on unc wit a 30 clip n that 6 shot ain't gone mean shyt 😆

  • @megothefabulous
    @megothefabulous 2 года назад +1

    AKA Young Zeppoli lmao

  • @PoloBeeX7
    @PoloBeeX7 2 года назад +7

    Kinda late yet I thought they'd just name it after Kobe.

  • @rayespinoza7453
    @rayespinoza7453 2 года назад +1

    It's like the rain Forrest! 😂

  • @COZEBOY
    @COZEBOY 2 года назад +1

    Love how the Bay and LA is the same for the boys hahaha.

  • @MrQdiddy85
    @MrQdiddy85 Год назад

    Agent Wolfe is secure AF

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 2 года назад +1

    Twenty years? That's a good one.

  • @cecilkeith1951
    @cecilkeith1951 2 года назад +1

    "Some of those that piss on faces
    Are the same that are going places"

  • @21til85
    @21til85 2 года назад +3

    You already know, bro. Lakers playing at Cripto?! No doubt.

  • @06marsol
    @06marsol 2 года назад

    Medicine Sauce 🤣😂😂😂

  • @dereckallen1856
    @dereckallen1856 2 года назад +1

    Michigan gal lmao shout out to media trainers cuz that was finna end bad!

  • @strange4change_6
    @strange4change_6 2 года назад +1

    I've been watching yall since you were knocking on doors 💙 and Im always left jonesing for yall to to come back from break🥳

  • @ERN781
    @ERN781 2 года назад +1

    Did the brand just bring up my hometown!? ☠️☠️😹😹

  • @mr.wright9394
    @mr.wright9394 2 года назад +1

    "I got 17 slots" 😂😂

    • @DSBP1
      @DSBP1 2 года назад

      Custom loadouts in COD 😂

  • @bcckid18
    @bcckid18 2 года назад +18

    why he look like the white dudes that stormed the capital lmao

  • @keevonminors2669
    @keevonminors2669 2 года назад +5

    I-talian Am-ericans 😂😂😂😂

  • @chobblegobbler2536
    @chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад +6

    Why did Mero make his own shirt?

  • @koachK2.0
    @koachK2.0 2 года назад +1

    Shaq owns Papa Johns now!! 😂

  • @lohe592
    @lohe592 2 года назад

    LOL HE GOT A TOMAGACHI

  • @charlottem.1477
    @charlottem.1477 2 года назад

    The ‘not an exit’ exit ?
    Making me literally snort laugh, 😹 at the proper Italian pronunciations.

  • @nfranklin997
    @nfranklin997 2 года назад +6

    I HAVE HAD OVER 40 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS #IYKYK 🎨

    • @staforiii
      @staforiii 2 года назад +2

      Hahahhaa bodega boys

    • @staforiii
      @staforiii 2 года назад +2

      Papa johns

  • @charlesblack9959
    @charlesblack9959 2 года назад +3

    Everyone from The Bay after that accent: 😑

  • @crahm1
    @crahm1 2 года назад +1

    Blade works at Brown's Shoprite...? Pay y'all taxes, damn...

  • @ChikiD
    @ChikiD 2 года назад

    Having lived 3 blocks away from “citi field” my entire life, i still call it Shea Stadium

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 2 года назад +1

    Gravy God lol

  • @emmaknightley
    @emmaknightley 2 года назад

    the ets... haha never noticed that

  • @daaa2858
    @daaa2858 2 года назад

    he for the knives because switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading

  • @loveinthematrix
    @loveinthematrix 2 года назад

    That yellow jacket look good!

  • @ipsilonia
    @ipsilonia 2 года назад +1

    not big time tommy krumping 💀

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 2 года назад +10

    Non-piss goss is the worst goss

  • @jarl-caysen
    @jarl-caysen 2 года назад

    pretty sure papa john is still on the board of directors. jokes on y'all

  • @karma-lj5sv
    @karma-lj5sv 2 года назад

    The art

  • @JuanCruz-ud6ik
    @JuanCruz-ud6ik 2 года назад +2

    Yerrrrrp Yay Area

  • @ennisjohnson485
    @ennisjohnson485 2 года назад

    Yung Zeppole 😭

  • @youarestoopud
    @youarestoopud 2 года назад +4

    HAPPY THURSDAY BALLBAGS

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 2 года назад

    He got a Tamagotchi!

  • @ritab5153
    @ritab5153 2 года назад +3

    YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

  • @jessicabremer9735
    @jessicabremer9735 2 года назад

    Dude that security guard is from out of walking dead

  • @genekwagmyrsingh9433
    @genekwagmyrsingh9433 2 года назад

    6:10 Not for nothing, the padlock might be slightly more problematic than the bucket?

  • @anaheimauthentic5099
    @anaheimauthentic5099 2 года назад

    Agent wolf is blades younger brother. We call him Switch Blade 😆 he a LA cat fr 💯

  • @dereklwashington1132
    @dereklwashington1132 2 года назад +3

    Hard R lol

  • @Ayywavey148
    @Ayywavey148 2 года назад

    I just wanna be able to watch this for free 😔

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 2 года назад +4

    I might try to legally change my name for a bag at this point. Mr. CW Starz,, I'm aiming low.

  • @2Tube22productions
    @2Tube22productions 2 года назад

    We have a Papa John’s Stadium

  • @TheMobsta602
    @TheMobsta602 2 года назад +3

    Missed chance to have big time tommy

  • @aligaines8476
    @aligaines8476 2 года назад

    Let me do your fit for you, free... The borough is on the line.