12:00 I love how he's just casually eating a flower and a huge bear is snarling at him then the next frame, the bear is laying dead and he's. Still. Eating.
Right, He so carefully cuts away the roots to the best of his abilty, than gently rips off the bark of the tree and then just shoves it in his mouth like a weapon. And then any other plant gets yanked, robbed of it's roots/petals and devoured like a snake eating a rat.
@Arnov Barua One moment you're helping Mexican rebels overthrow their dictator government, next moment you're shitting by a tree cuz you some bad beef stew
If i was a bounty hunter or a cop i would just take that chance to walk up to him and talk about why he became an outlaw in the first place then sit there and eat with him and give him and myself some drinks to wash the food down
@@PauaPe meant more that the modern packaging is soulless, and how most foods were stored and preserved by hand at the time of this game, not that the companies themselves had any actual soul
John: I'll have 2 lamb's fry, a prime rib large, a prairie chicken with extra dip a fried catfish, two roast beef one with chilli and a large moonshine
Alternate title: John Marston follows his dreams to be a food reviewer, eats bad plant that poisons him, resorts to alcoholism, turns to natural health elixirs to fight his addiction
17:31 honestly, seeing all these three (correction: 4) characters together again, peacefully, just puts a big smile on my face AND a little tear in the eye.
This is why rockstar stay at the top , minor things like this makes open world game epic , although some people will never eat any of this or care, but the fact that something like this is in the game just makes the game so good, it’s in our nature , we might not need it , but we need the extra options that we can choose to have it/
The scariest thing about John Marston isn't his past. It isn't his devotion to his family and friends. It isn't how dangerous and deadly he is. It's the fact he can swallow an entire tin of food in the span of 2 seconds
12:03 *bear gets angry when you eat all his plants around* *1 minute later bear lying dead while you're still chomping on his plants* *Plot Twist : don't mess with a hungry cowboy*
The absolute swagger of picking a Violet Snowdrop, pruning the stem, and eating the flowers calmly, all while a bear not even three feet away tries to size you up, is plain amazing, especially since the following scene seemingly portrays that the bear was beaten to death over the next flower. Truly a man that does not fear death.
I like how rockstar takes the time to put this kind of crazy details in their games, and yet can't bother to make it so that the player can flank a group of ennemis during a mission without the game giving you a game over lmao
I mean... You're not wrong. I remeber seeing an Posse of odriscols getting their buddy out of a jail wagon. I got out my rolling block rifle and shot one and then everyone *fucking disappeared* they faded away.
I would like to see john eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives one with cheese and a large soda
John in 1911: *Crossing the entire map to hunt down his ex-bandmates and get his family back* John in 1907: *Crossing the entire map to satisfy his food / culinary needs*
What's great about John: - He can eat without worrying about his stomach - He can eat wild plants directly - He can eat mushroom directly - He knows that Bulrush is bad for him and he's still eating it
I like how this all starts with a man sitting there eating his food and then it devolves into him rushing into places and buying all their food and eating it right in front of them
@@Dmcs1917 Dutch is literate. In fact he never shuts up about it. Or maybe it's all a well-constructed lie to appear more knowledgeable than he is. Could be either/or honestly.
I know this is just a show case for every food in RDR2 but the way they made the video made it from just a boring list of food and drinks to a story telling about john's journey to be a food reviewer, genius
"So how much food will there be in game?" Gta V: ehh, maybe just a vending machine soda that replenishes all health. We don't need to be that crazy. Read dead redemption 2: yes
Red Diet Redemption 2 Plus, for people to remember, oregano is a species of flowering plant in the mint family Lamiaceae. It was native to the Mediterranean region, but widely naturalised elsewhere in the temperate Northern Hemisphere. Oregano is a woody perennial plant, growing 20-80 cm tall, with opposite leaves 1-4 cm long. The flowers which can be white, pink or light purple, are 3-4 mm long, and produced in erect spikes in summer. It is sometimes called wild marjoram, and its close relative, O. majorana, is known as sweet marjoram. Both are widely used as culinary herbs, especially in Turkish, Greek, Spanish, Italian, Hispanic, and French cuisine. Oregano is also an ornamental plant, with numerous cultivars bred for varying leaf colour, flower colour and habit. (Everything is from wiki)
i wish online was like that too. Most fun i had in RDO was probably me and this random fat guy kept drinking till he passed out and i threw him in the Mud behind the saloon
John: *sits down at an edge of a cliff* “Ah, what a beautiful day.” *proceeds to consume days worth of canned food, a large variation of healthcare medicine, and several bottles of liquor*
Did I just watch an entire video on each RDR2 eating animations while having a sick fever that is draining my entire energy and helped me relax? Yes sir
17:50 “And after eating all the tasty foods the West had to offer, John’s spirit and tastebuds were once again destroyed by Abigail’s home cooking….and so he set out into the open world once more, searching for the true meal of meals….” …Red Meat Redemption 3…
I'm not gonna lie, hearing moody and intense music with a woman chanting in the background while John is just looking at a box of biscuits got a hearty laugh out of me. Lol
Fun fact, every mass produced canned food can be eaten as is out of the can as it's always cooked under pressure after the can is sealed, making the contents sterile and safe to eat for decades. This especially applies to canned food in the US thanks to the USDA guidelines, which ensure that canned foods retain quality and nutrition for at least 18 months or more (Acidic foods will degrade in flavor and nutrition faster, other foods can retain flavor and nutrition up to 5 years after packing) However any cans that are rusty, bulging or severely dented should be disposed of, except in the case of surströmming as the fermented fish will likely off gas in the can and make it bulge out.
If there's one thing that's true from playing red dead, it's that the urges to make a stew, drink whiskey and go for a smoke are very strong throughout 😂
What’s insane about this is that I’ve 95% the whole game, hundreds of hours spent, and this video made me realize I haven’t even been in all the saloons! It’s making me wanna go back... Such an incredible game
I've played this game since launch. Got 100%, completed the story over 6 times, discovered every secret and mystery, and done almost everything there is to do. Yet, after all that, I never knew you could get a pickled egg at the valentine saloon.
5:28 the bag of candy reads “ old fashioned candies” isn’t everything from their era old fashioned now? That candy must be using a recipe from the Stone Age
I love how he’s slowly aging through the video, just looks like John is on a quest to eat every food he can think of and he won’t take a break until he does
UPDATED VERSION WITH ORIGINAL AUDIO: ruclips.net/video/3baEU2uY2sI/видео.html
------- TIMELINE -------
00:00 Intro
00:19 Canned Food
00:57 Snacks/Fruit/Vegetables
02:02 Saloon Meals
04:30 Store Snacks
06:56 Cooked Meat
08:11 Stews
08:52 Plants
12:43 Drinks
15:44 Tonics
17:18 Outro
thanks fam
Pls click th blue part
@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 no
@@cangrejo5238 why?
@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 it's suspicious
12:00 I love how he's just casually eating a flower and a huge bear is snarling at him then the next frame, the bear is laying dead and he's. Still. Eating.
Don't mess when man eating something
Or else
And then he killed it and then went to eat another flower lol
Lesson learned: Don't mess with anyone eating a Violet Snowdrop.
YEA XD hahahahah
Lesson learned
Abigail: What happened to our entire savings?
John: *Food*
underrated
Abigail I was just hungry what can I say?
So basically college students
So that’s what happened to John’s money after Rdr2
No blame it on uncle he got lumbago
It’s now canon that John spent the entire period between 2 and 1 eating everything he could find just to see what would happen.
Yes
"Hey, anytime arthur ate he would scream much less at being shot at....let me test this"
watching this makes me hungry
@@benry1239 "It also seemed that his aim was much better every time he smoked a cigar..."
Diabetes and Dysentery
I like how gentle he is with the vanilla flower when he practically obliterated the other plants.
Right, He so carefully cuts away the roots to the best of his abilty, than gently rips off the bark of the tree and then just shoves it in his mouth like a weapon.
And then any other plant gets yanked, robbed of it's roots/petals and devoured like a snake eating a rat.
4:31
12:13
@@trenthulkinberry7526When I read your last sentence I imagined a snake with Micahs face, eating a rat with micahs face on it as well.
Vanilla was (and still is) STUPID expensive, so it makes sense to me
11:59 Eats plant, bear gets offended. Cuts to the next scene with the bear dead lmao.
@@caesar7786 njir
@@TheWanderingHunter indo ya?
@@Kirks_hammer yoi
@@TheWanderingHunter yo
LMAO
Imagine seeing one of the most infamous outlaws ever sitting on a cliff just,
*eatin'*
C'mon, a man's gotta eat
@Arnov Barua One moment you're helping Mexican rebels overthrow their dictator government, next moment you're shitting by a tree cuz you some bad beef stew
@@TheWickedLep professionals have *STANDARDS*
I’d sit down and eat with them!
If i was a bounty hunter or a cop i would just take that chance to walk up to him and talk about why he became an outlaw in the first place then sit there and eat with him and give him and myself some drinks to wash the food down
Teacher: So this is how you do algebra any questions?
The guys in the back:
By 2100 the students in the back of the class will be cooking meals and running entire restaurants on the spot
@@NAHDFOX now that's a promising future
@Bruh .
@Bruh .
@Bruh
I love how unique food packaging was at that time, everything looks so unique and done with love.
Это правда
True but the food was more likely to kill you since the FDA wasn’t a thing and corporations would put nasty chemicals in it
Now compare that to "Corporate Memphis"/modern soulless flat design haha
@@seronymusI find this comment kinda strange, considering massive commercialized companies who mass produce food products are already soulless.
@@PauaPe meant more that the modern packaging is soulless, and how most foods were stored and preserved by hand at the time of this game, not that the companies themselves had any actual soul
i like how you just see john running at a pig, it sqeals, then he is sitting by the fire cooking it all within 4 seconds
I know, that smash cut gets me every time
6:58 😂💔
6:58
"INCOMING!!!!!"
Ikr
John: I'll have 2 lamb's fry, a prime rib large, a prairie chicken with extra dip a fried catfish, two roast beef one with chilli and a large moonshine
Say the Big John
I ain't fat I'm big boned
All you had to do was follow the damn train Arthur
@@siphobrisloks8133 Bones don't jiggle.
That dump would be legendary.
Alternate title: John Marston follows his dreams to be a food reviewer, eats bad plant that poisons him, resorts to alcoholism, turns to natural health elixirs to fight his addiction
Also figths a bear
@Lonewolf 1911a1 let me just pour some meth into my come full of cocaine
And then he became addicted to health cures and developed a weak immunity system
I actually role play the game sometimes as John being a food critic and I go to every saloon.
Post credit scene: after recovering from his addiction, he goes to eat with his relatives
the food fucking sucked.
17:31 honestly, seeing all these three (correction: 4) characters together again, peacefully, just puts a big smile on my face AND a little tear in the eye.
Too bad that it lasted for only 4 years
There's four
@@user-vn6ki6gs8wI did not notice the typo I made. Thanks for letting me know.
«We all make mistakes, John» - Dutch, RDR1
meanwhile, at cyberpunk: *inventory screen chomp sound effect*
Cyberpunk doesn’t even have a chomp effect lol
@@freaskydoodle999 xd
@@freaskydoodle999 you obviously don't get the joke-
neither game should have done anything like this, people didn't see their families for entire weeks because of this unnecessary work.
This is why rockstar stay at the top , minor things like this makes open world game epic , although some people will never eat any of this or care, but the fact that something like this is in the game just makes the game so good, it’s in our nature , we might not need it , but we need the extra options that we can choose to have it/
12:16 I like how calmly he picked that flower and put it in his bag but then immediately eats it like a starving man.
The music calms down as well. It's like "finally I found the mighty vanilla flower".
Why have I seen you 3 diff times on 3 diff channels
@@askinni o mighty vanilla flower
jesus, i barely remember commenting this
😮
4:32 I love how the music is so intense, like John is on a mission to eat as much as possible to save his family
To claim victory he must single-handedly starve the entire enemy army to save his family.
How this get 82 like ?
This must be more likes !
“Must eat everything”
12:15 the music be like: “He has finally found the mighty vanilla flower!”
@@yuehaowu I wonder if there's hunger bar from Red Dead Redemption.
The scariest thing about John Marston isn't his past.
It isn't his devotion to his family and friends.
It isn't how dangerous and deadly he is.
It's the fact he can swallow an entire tin of food in the span of 2 seconds
The scariest thing is that he can sound like Arthur when he vomits.
12:30
A skill he learned from Arthur. It comes in handy when you're constantly on the run.
It reminded me of a Homer and Grime
Where grime says he eats like a pig but lenny says no pigs tend to chew i say he its more like a duck
Bro cranked canned corned beef
4:32
rdr2: a huge variety of food
Gta5: snacks, take it or leave it
GTA 4: my dog is long and hot
And a soda
@@glokkboizayo1013 come and eat them!
@@glokkboizayo1013 sir, I applaud you for that quote lol
@@Smiley0.1 take a bite out of this fun Chihuahua!
John gave up his life of crime to be a RUclips food reviewer.
Ryan Yarnevich The video takes place in 1907...
Jsjsjsj
What a time traveler
400 like
Hey guys, Marston here. I will be reviewing home cooked meals cooked by my lovely wife Abigail! Lets start!
“STOP IT JOHN”
John: NO NOT UNTIL IM FULL!
12:34
Ryuuji Takasu thanks
@@reduxity4941 lol no problem.
He's like garfield
He'll never be full
I CANT STOP EATING!!!
I love these animations because theyre relatively immersive while also respecting the player's time
they struck a great balance
True
3:52 3:53
I like how John has the power to simply say “can I have some food” and they immediately know what he would like to eat.
“hey…do y’all sell food?”
@@mageflame7477 "Here's that fish stew you ordered, sir."
@@octaviusroosevelt7355 uhm...okay
He had actual lines for the separate dishes at the first two places though, they probably just caught on.
Well there's a cheaper meal and a more expensive meal. So depending on how much John handed them, that's the meal he's getting.
my man sacrificed a whole set of antique alcohols for this
That's like $160 in online😂😂
At least he ate healthy foods than he drink alcohol for bad.
He could have a save game to load back to where he has the antique beer again
Bet he had a savefile (hopefully)
Man chucked an entire can of peas
Showcase youtubers: "Showing guns is getting old, how do we keep things fresh?"
Hectorlo: "hold my lamb's fry"
But where is the lamb SAUCE!!!!!
Hi Hectorlo, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm Hectorlo.
He said that as I was reading this
I imagine it can be boring for Hectorlo to just shoot guns at the sky over and over, but I can tell he had a lot of fun making this video.
Bear: *roars to john*
John: youre lucky the stew part is over
Lucky son of a----- aint he?
Lmaooo
loll
XD
ruclips.net/video/KhVbr0OyAOE/видео.html
The music made it sounds like John was on an epic mission to become as fat as possible
big smoke: *are you challenging me?*
fattest hand in the west
@@Klittin02 He’ll certainly please the girl in Rhodes, if she weren’t too sick.
Fat CJ: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Fat cj: these can keep my belly full
After this video John went to the toilet, and he was never seen again...
A day later, you see that all the farms within a 500 mile radius have enough compost to grow food in the winter
Red dead diarrhea
Until 5 years later he came out the bathro- oh wait nvm he went back in
He was then discovered by US Soldiers during the Vietnam War after he exited the bathro- oh shit he went back in apparently
Now he is in the scp foundation this being is always pooing disturbing him will cause death
12:25 I like the fact that the devs never changed the throw up sound depending on the character
consequences of eating a wild glizzy
12:05 Seeing the dead bear after eating the violet snowdrop fucking sent my sides into orbit.
Damn bro , words
Lomao
@@AngelxVillian Lomao indeed
rip bear
@@lukky6648 sorry for the unholiness leme get the bible rq. seeing the bear after eating the violet snowdrop sent my sides into the gates of heaven
Alternate video title:
Depressed Man Eats to Death Because His Friend Died On A Cliff.
Lmfao
Oh mY gAwD dOnT sPoIl ThE eNdInG!!!1!11!
Garrystan
Bruh the game has been out for over a year
Edit: wait it was a joke, sorry
Garrystan It’s been out for over a year...
@@brandedsw0rdsman1 It was literally commented as a joke but aight.
3:07
“Are you interested in some company?”
“I’ll take the prime rib, if that’s alright.”
It's called *dedication*
John fat level 100%
Plot twist: John ate her
Good enough company for me
“if that’s alright” john doesn’t wanna inconvenience the man even tho it’s on the menu and i fucken FELT THAT
3:10 I love the little detail that it gives you a fork and knife to cut the prime rib. Rdr2 has some of the best details ever
I’d be a bit disappointed if I ordered a steak and they gave me a butter knife
@@JavierEscuella1911 true true
@@JavierEscuella1911 it’s probably tender enough to be cut by a butter knife
It's a shame Arthur and John don't have eating animations when you order food in saloons, even NPCs have those.
The pace of the video implies john didn't need silverware but was too hungry to request not to have it.
I love how more aggressive he becomes the more he eats, bashing his way into stores, and chasing other people's animals down
Starved John
I love running through doors
He becomes more of an animal as well growing a massive beard as the video progresses
He eats the food he just bought while standing directly in front of the cashier, he trying to prove something or what?
“It’s not enough! It’s never enough!
6:04
John: *enters the store rapidly, even breaks the door's glass*
Pearson: must have missed me...
John: Shut up. I need corn. Now.
Momma always said eatin corn could turn me into a unicorn. But now im just a corn eatin frog
@@lifelikeafrog3233 😐
@@RavenMatthew no. Why?
@@RavenMatthew *I asked*
@@naman6517 Those food makes me so hungry..
Imagine if John lived in the 21st century. He'd have a food travel show
“Hi, everyone! This is John Marston, and we’re rolling out, looking for America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives!”
@@octariax I just read that in his voice lmao
The only thing about the 21st century is that cocaine gum isn't a thing
Who says he doesn’t
@@Rikdiwoskwudif lmao
I like how theres high tension action music playing while john is just chugging down foods like a beast
12:03
*bear gets angry when you eat all his plants around*
*1 minute later bear lying dead while you're still chomping on his plants*
*Plot Twist : don't mess with a hungry cowboy*
*Lesson learned
It could be a little bit of sad that if a cowboy rob you is because he didn't eat in days.
Well nature got revenge when he ate that plant and threw up.
I'd be mad too if someone came and ate everything in my garden.
The absolute swagger of picking a Violet Snowdrop, pruning the stem, and eating the flowers calmly, all while a bear not even three feet away tries to size you up, is plain amazing, especially since the following scene seemingly portrays that the bear was beaten to death over the next flower. Truly a man that does not fear death.
Hi
17:24
12:33
John kept eye-contact with the bear to assert his dominance
12:37
John is gonna have the most painful sh*t after this.
@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 ?
@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 lol
He didn't flush and it stinks
@@caesar7786 kok barbar?
@@saint_mully1712 tf
It’s amazing how the eating sound effect changes depending on what you are eating, and they’re realistic
I like how rockstar takes the time to put this kind of crazy details in their games, and yet can't bother to make it so that the player can flank a group of ennemis during a mission without the game giving you a game over lmao
I mean... You're not wrong.
I remeber seeing an Posse of odriscols getting their buddy out of a jail wagon.
I got out my rolling block rifle and shot one and then everyone *fucking disappeared* they faded away.
*purchases Cocaine Gum*
Store owner: G O O D C H O I C E
Died at that
Imagine they still sell that but underground stores of course
Why you betrayed Ghost :(
@@memechizero5379 you got the wrong Shepard, son
@@Overlord99762 oh xd
the specific type of grandson every Grandma ever lived wanted...
Accurate
grandma: *ya done me proud boy*
grandmas are the holy food makers and cookie gods
Genius joke
No, you’re the only grandchild I want
12:00 john about to be mauled by a bear
*"Yeah hol' up I gotta eat this flower"*
The next scene is him eating more flowers with the dead bear in the background. Dude’s a legend
John: **[through a mouthful of flowers]** You done fucked up now Yogi.
If you stand on one place a bear wont attack you.That why he survived.
@@nodeloliver6201 *Shoots Yogi*
Rains Fall: •picks Ginseng•
John: *D E V O U R*
The sound of the rooted plants being plucked is so satisfying. It's like when you pull out a whole root in real life, it just feels good.
The fact he eats them without rinsing is just mind blowing
Big Smoke: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Heck yeah, he'd love himself some stew and old timey foods haha.
I would like to see john eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives one with cheese and a large soda
Where is the western Cluckin Bell?
Underrated comment
@@f.7407 why I naturally read that in Big Smokes voice lol
John in 1911: *Crossing the entire map to hunt down his ex-bandmates and get his family back*
John in 1907: *Crossing the entire map to satisfy his food / culinary needs*
@@Agent-oo4ct fart
John 1907 be like when he tries a stew "mmm yum but wheres the gold dead eye core?
What's great about John:
- He can eat without worrying about his stomach
- He can eat wild plants directly
- He can eat mushroom directly
- He knows that Bulrush is bad for him and he's still eating it
The last one but with poison plants
John just vomits it you eat a deadly plant that can kill anyone if not treated
Oleander Sage...
He could respawn
Isnt he ill?
12:04 I love how calmly he just stared at the bear
17:36 Uncle finds a long dark hair in the barely edible stew, but keeps his silence and continues to feed out of the sheer fear of Abigail's wrath.
Abigail is about to make Lumbago look like an itch.
Touché
I tough it was rasputin XD
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Lots of text.
That’s how me and my family eats just silent
I like how this all starts with a man sitting there eating his food and then it devolves into him rushing into places and buying all their food and eating it right in front of them
As long he pays the bill, I bet their happy to serve the guy. Though maybe some after dinner mints can remedy the breath
I lost it when he ate a handful of raw oregano.
I like how you can hear John get confused at the fancy foods like "I'll try the soup, the lobster... Bisque... Please."
Hes never been able to try to finer things in life so you can tell he appraoches it with curiosty
SO MUCH DETAILS.
It probably helps that he can barely read so he has to make a guess on how to pronounce 'Bisque'
@@JacobSteakfries john can read and write pretty well for the time atleast
@@Dmcs1917 Dutch is literate. In fact he never shuts up about it. Or maybe it's all a well-constructed lie to appear more knowledgeable than he is. Could be either/or honestly.
I know this is just a show case for every food in RDR2 but the way they made the video made it from just a boring list of food and drinks to a story telling about john's journey to be a food reviewer, genius
Hearing Arthur’s final stand music play over John getting morbidly obese and chewing sweet corn is something I didn’t know I needed
"So how much food will there be in game?"
Gta V: ehh, maybe just a vending machine soda that replenishes all health. We don't need to be that crazy.
Read dead redemption 2: yes
They pretty much went all out!
also a bag of chips at franklins and an awful smoothie at michaels
also store snacks and apartment wine and juice in online
Gta 4 had that cluckin bell restaurant. I remember trying to act like a normal citizen too.
Escape From Tarkov: *less yes than Red Dead Redemption 2 but yesser than GTA V*
Cant wait for that GTA 6 food
Bear: *Roars*
Hectorlo: "Gimme a sec I gotta eat this plant outta the dirt."
The Bear 5 Seconds later: X_X
Men can u tell everbody to gather and riot every country
And tell them to take stuff
Guns too
@@Rentakiz no.
2KS Stalker it would be real cool if you were to act like a rational and productive human being
Red Diet Redemption 2
Plus, for people to remember, oregano is a species of flowering plant in the mint family Lamiaceae. It was native to the Mediterranean region, but widely naturalised elsewhere in the temperate Northern Hemisphere. Oregano is a woody perennial plant, growing 20-80 cm tall, with opposite leaves 1-4 cm long. The flowers which can be white, pink or light purple, are 3-4 mm long, and produced in erect spikes in summer. It is sometimes called wild marjoram, and its close relative, O. majorana, is known as sweet marjoram. Both are widely used as culinary herbs, especially in Turkish, Greek, Spanish, Italian, Hispanic, and French cuisine. Oregano is also an ornamental plant, with numerous cultivars bred for varying leaf colour, flower colour and habit. (Everything is from wiki)
Music at start: "Micah, you rat!" "Dutch, i gave you all i had, i did..."
John: 🤤🍴🍝🍲🍴🍽
Living well is the best revenge :D
Yes
@@SAFIS448 asu lo arthur
The real reason why there was never enough money.
Escape From Tarkov : Finally a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary
@dark space I mean you can see the food disappear in rdr2 compared to eft
@@JadeGBA And in EFT you can hear eating ASMR sound. So
Lmao I was like yep this is it this is eft rival
Are we talking about detail, or food? cause if it's food I got something tjat can beat any of them.
@@meowmeow3778 we r talking about food animation/detail and sound..
It’s nice to see people doing this kinda stuff instead robbing and killing
i wish online was like that too.
Most fun i had in RDO was probably me and this random fat guy kept drinking till he passed out and i threw him in the Mud behind the saloon
_Let’s stop killing people and start eating oatmeals shall we gentlemen?_
How’d you think he got the money for that
@Ryder no this video is the true red dead 2 experience
@@dexterkiwibird1745 yes please
Starting and ending the volideo with the same tune was a beautiful touch. This whole video is great at subtly telling a story.
*John runs into store, nearly breaking door down*
Owner: Ahh!
John: SNACKS, NOW
one of the things was
Cocaine gum
Like, THAT kind of cocaine?
@@DjBlu3Sk7 yea fda wasn't a thing back in the day
I heard snacks now! in John's voice now I can't unhear it
@@DjBlu3Sk7 Cough syrup used to have morphine and indica in it, and Coca-Cola used to have cocaine. Times were different indeed.
timestamp?
John: *sits down at an edge of a cliff*
“Ah, what a beautiful day.”
*proceeds to consume days worth of canned food, a large variation of healthcare medicine, and several bottles of liquor*
Enbaconing's Misadventures wat a “delicatesen”
teacher: don't eat in class
back of the classroom:
Lol
Did I just watch an entire video on each RDR2 eating animations while having a sick fever that is draining my entire energy and helped me relax?
Yes sir
3:04 I love the fact that John is leaving with his food while saying his order lol
@C0RRUPT3DFLUX lobster bis-
que please
Game logic man
The cook can read his mind
I'd like to think it's the super fast service that took him off guard lol.
@Paulo Hernanndizz yeah
17:50 “And after eating all the tasty foods the West had to offer, John’s spirit and tastebuds were once again destroyed by Abigail’s home cooking….and so he set out into the open world once more, searching for the true meal of meals….”
…Red Meat Redemption 3…
Real Meal Redemption *3*
💀 would totally buy the game if it was real
Fun fact: In rdr1 abigail said to john that the pinkertons sent her to a cooking school for young ladies while he was away
The Pinkertons are gonna force John to eat Abigail’s shitty home cooking!
@@empwnzuI’d get the dlc first. Red Dead Redemption 2: Unfed Nightmare
I'm not gonna lie, hearing moody and intense music with a woman chanting in the background while John is just looking at a box of biscuits got a hearty laugh out of me. Lol
He needs to take those biscuits to mount doom and yeet them in to destroy all the evil in the world.
@@jackcouch8322 One carb to rule them all…
Listening to epic music while he eats a cat tail head before the seeds fill his mouth was an... Experience
Timestamp?
@@Jamgelo 12:25 for the cattail, aka bulrush.
Fun fact, every mass produced canned food can be eaten as is out of the can as it's always cooked under pressure after the can is sealed, making the contents sterile and safe to eat for decades. This especially applies to canned food in the US thanks to the USDA guidelines, which ensure that canned foods retain quality and nutrition for at least 18 months or more (Acidic foods will degrade in flavor and nutrition faster, other foods can retain flavor and nutrition up to 5 years after packing) However any cans that are rusty, bulging or severely dented should be disposed of, except in the case of surströmming as the fermented fish will likely off gas in the can and make it bulge out.
0:42 you've ever been so thirsty you drink some corned beef?
1890's protein shake lol
Fun fact: Corned beef has so much salt, you'll dehydrate from drinking it straight-up
I did that once as a kid since i didnt know what "protien shake" mean, ended up vomitting the rest of the day
Bonible , that is true. I try to counter the saltiness with pepper to little or no avail
Make sure to have that water handy.
12:30 is definitely the best reaction from any of the foods
Wild glizzy
V O M I T
GUUAUAUAUAUURUUFHH CAUHGUH CAUH GUUAUAUAHAHAGHHGGGGGGG
*F O A M*
The moment of silence before he gags l
Does anyone else have the feeling that when games include such mechanics that you yourself also eat and drink more while gaming?
I sure as hell do lmao
If there's one thing that's true from playing red dead, it's that the urges to make a stew, drink whiskey and go for a smoke are very strong throughout 😂
I went thru alot of canned peaches irl playing rdr 2
I eat less because I'm playing the game.
It’s made me eat of the cans but then I realized that that’s just a game mechanic to speed up time :/
I love how the shop owner says "good choice" it sounds very nice
5:41
Man frantically busts into building
"GIMME UR DAMN OATCAKES"
No, that sounds like a robbery.
@@FeeIRG hi Charles
@@jagmann07--9 Henry! Been a while, huh?
@@FeeIRG yeah I know
Yo this thread though
6:59 i love how it just shows john chasing a pig and then quickly cuts to him cooking it
LMAO
Nobody:
RUclips Recommendations: wanna watch John eat food over a 17 minute period
Mukbang Marston
@@sheikikan at least he eats the food rather than torture it like a certain someone
@@lokz1639 I wonder who that could be
Oh boy, do I!
12:43 Rip and rest my man’s liver with this section. 😂
5:37 him eating the chocolate bar sent out such an energy wave that the guy outside the window just vanished
OMFG I didn't see that before! Thanks for this thing that I can't unsee now!
Chocolate That Lets You Erase The First Person You See: Milk Chocolate Flavor.
Poor man
It was a cut xD
Cyberpunk energy
What’s insane about this is that I’ve 95% the whole game, hundreds of hours spent, and this video made me realize I haven’t even been in all the saloons!
It’s making me wanna go back...
Such an incredible game
I've played this game since launch. Got 100%, completed the story over 6 times, discovered every secret and mystery, and done almost everything there is to do. Yet, after all that, I never knew you could get a pickled egg at the valentine saloon.
You don’t know every secret I’ll tell you one though
@@praesidium4278 what is your secret???🤨
@@dadrip balls
@@ViciousXPC absolutely tragic
Tragic
12:26 BRO REALLY FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT WITH THAT WATER TWINKIE 🤣🤣🤣
Red Dead Redemption 2: A tale of guns, horses, binge eating and alcoholism.
Also bounty and hunting and food eater.
John: *Slams door with all his forces*
Shopkeeper: hey whats up
JIMMY MILTON REMEMBER MI NOMBRE
A lot of this genuinely looks amazing
John after eating all those meals running to the bathroom: "Outta the damn way"
holy shit this is good
Lol
they didn’t have bathrooms yet
@@yingmei-s4t there's a toilet in the valnet holte
@@mmmmm4986 One of those gong pits that gong farmers clean?
"you died as you lived morbidly obese"
-the spy
BING BING WALLA WALLA BING BONG
™
"Oh please fat man"
@@BT--tt8rl brazzers logo pops up
@@tvgaming2132
*French snorting*
*Russian OHHOHO*
Stew: has the color of white and yellow
Spoon: No, it’s definitely red.
Visible confusesion 100
Rockstar: Lazyness 1000
@@Lil_lit_Bruh nigga the game is polished as fuck and you say they're lazy because some stew is not the right colour?
Adrina Aristo Someone’s mad...
@@Darren_Smith775 oh i am
oh my gosh, saloon meals look SO great
0:16
_Well I guess I’ll sit here and enjoy the view_
*Eats 16 different cans of food, fruits and bread*
1:28
_Aight I’m out_
Hey, he just wanted to enjoy his lunch with a great view
thegreatrobin 03 He sure did!
12:05
5:28 the bag of candy reads “ old fashioned candies” isn’t everything from their era old fashioned now? That candy must be using a recipe from the Stone Age
i guess they mean old fashioned like classic, example: classic pringles
Or old fashioned from the Civil War John's time is 1907 the candy could be an 1860s recipe
Peppermint candies like that have been around for a long ass time.
But what is this candy?
90th like
12:03
Bear: "MY VIOLET SNOWDROP!!!"
Not a minute later
*dies*
Best part Ever lmao...
lol
12:08 Yum... MY Violet Snowdrop vwv
Narrator: it was at this moment the bear knew...he f*cked up
-bear’s dead body in the back-
Videos like this make us enjoy food more.
6:57 transition to eating had me laughing
SQUEEEEEEEL
cuts to john eating the pigs
You don’t wanna know what happened to that pig
x2
Ahhhhhh! Cuts to john eating a piece of cooked meat
Convenient censorship
Slavic grandma: "I made you a little snack!"
The little snack:
i mean roast beef still delicious.
Same with frigărui local barbeque.
Hello, fellow slav!
I mean it’s more than a snack but enough to fill you up
Jewish grandma gang
12:04 Bear: *leave my flowers alone!*
12:11 player: *So you have chosen, death.*
Lol
2:15 "I'll have.. lamb's fr- oh, it's done already?"
"Yeah, it's a new concept I'm working on. I'm calling it fast food"
"Sounds dumb"
Meanwhile in Cyberpunk: Looking at a mirror makes you bald.
It's probably the stress
Just like real life
Meanwhile looking at mirror in rdr2: What a ugly bastard! You’re getting old... old and kinda sad
Meanwhile in Red Dead Online half an hour loading screens, and kids fresh from the womb saying they want to roleplay.
@@RimmyJoe still better than 2077 garbage
12:04
*Eats Plants*
Bear: I'm Gonna Eat Ye'
3 seconds later
*Still Eating*
Bear: Dead On The Ground
Don't mess with hungry John, u gonn get fucked up booah.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he’s slowly aging through the video, just looks like John is on a quest to eat every food he can think of and he won’t take a break until he does
I like this video. Looking at all these foods with this soundtrack makes me happy.