[ASMR] hannibal lecter cooking

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  • @ala5rdd200
    @ala5rdd200 2 года назад +14717

    Normal people : Fish and chips
    Hannibal lecter : Fred and Chris

  • @emilianobernal7274
    @emilianobernal7274 3 года назад +25065

    Normal people: Mac N' Cheese
    Hannibal: Matt and Denise

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 10 месяцев назад +5367

    Hannibal: I'd like to order, please!
    What kind of Pizza do you want?
    Hannibal: I don't care, make sure the delivery guy is chubby and Italian.

  • @CabinetofThorns
    @CabinetofThorns 8 месяцев назад +2910

    It’s fascinating to know that they got a group of professional chefs to come in and talk about how they would go about preparing meals made from human flesh

    • @shiro5805
      @shiro5805 8 месяцев назад +173

      the chefs were unaware the meat was human.

    • @hez859
      @hez859 5 месяцев назад

      Think he is talking about consultant chefs for the show​@@shiro5805

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 4 месяца назад +101

      IIRC it was just Janice Poon that did the food for the show, she published a book called "Feeding Hannibal".

    • @plarizedpinklemnz6964
      @plarizedpinklemnz6964 Месяц назад +20

      ​@@Fridelain Janice Poon was the food stylist on board but she and Bryan Fuller also spoke to Jose Andres about the what Hannibal would cook, how he would cook it and how he would plate it. So it was basically just Poon, Fuller and Andres writing emails to each other on how to cook people lmao

    • @248winter
      @248winter Месяц назад +1

      WHAT

  • @Coco_724
    @Coco_724 3 года назад +10035

    Other cannibals: *attack people and eat their meat raw*
    Hannibal Lecter: "Professionals have standards."

    • @abirmawi2808
      @abirmawi2808 3 года назад +131

      Indeed sir

    • @conradee8130
      @conradee8130 3 года назад +120

      I see the team fortress 2 reference

    • @peenutchris7133
      @peenutchris7133 3 года назад +66

      this man is a great chef

    • @Rodan-vm5cj
      @Rodan-vm5cj 3 года назад +104

      Be polite,be efficient,and be ready to kill everyone you meet

    • @LegendaryJM
      @LegendaryJM 3 года назад +27

      Professional Cannibal😂

  • @giantristanmadrid8113
    @giantristanmadrid8113 3 года назад +80718

    Hannibal “I think I’ll go vegan this time.”
    *Three vegan people gone missing*

    • @alfashark2463
      @alfashark2463 3 года назад +1404

      lmao

    • @icekid5011
      @icekid5011 3 года назад +787

      Lmao

    • @niiko3337
      @niiko3337 3 года назад +790

      Much improvement lol

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 года назад +350

      Yep, he went for the certified pasture raised meat rather than factory farmed right there.

    • @mansi1955
      @mansi1955 3 года назад +42

      😂😂😂

  • @xeli3046
    @xeli3046 8 месяцев назад +894

    I love how the lighting and camera filters can make good food look so sinister and uncanny

    • @allforone5955
      @allforone5955 3 месяца назад +52

      That kitchen was designed to look like a morgue.

    • @europa_the_last_battle
      @europa_the_last_battle 2 месяца назад +12

      Well, it looks delicious to me

    • @dude7813
      @dude7813 Месяц назад +15

      @@europa_the_last_battleYeah, it does. The fact most of it is human, doesn’t take away the fact it looks good. Just takes away how appetizing it is, and if I’d eat it.

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 Месяц назад +4

      Thats what always stood out to me, the filter makes the food look so unappetizing, like the meat is rotten!

  • @mr.s845
    @mr.s845 Месяц назад +85

    "yo man you got some ice cream in your fridge"
    Lecter: "Nah man only Ben and Jerry"

  • @cassie65
    @cassie65 4 года назад +16759

    Someone asks him what's he cooking.
    Him: it's a family recipe

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 4 года назад +417

      Literally

    • @underratedbe8184
      @underratedbe8184 4 года назад +132

      NOOO KDNSNS

    • @unhopefullyasmr
      @unhopefullyasmr 4 года назад +32

      HA

    • @unhopefullyasmr
      @unhopefullyasmr 4 года назад +37

      @@the_seer_0421 yes that's the joke

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 3 года назад +35

      It's funny how in the media, any cannibal killer excuse for the meal they're serving it's a family recipe, people like... Uh, Skinner from The Simpsons... And uh...

  • @tranminhang5904
    @tranminhang5904 2 года назад +16871

    “This Big Mac is good”
    Hannibal:”Yeah,Mac was a good guy”

    • @Ebbsy08
      @Ebbsy08 2 года назад +85

      😂😂😂

    • @user-wr7lm1gt3i
      @user-wr7lm1gt3i 2 года назад +34

      Namo Amitabha 😝🙏

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 2 года назад +46

      Makes me wonder if Dennis would try cannibalism

    • @marvelfanboy2744
      @marvelfanboy2744 2 года назад +17

      Đồng chí

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof 2 года назад +4

      @@Joe_Parmesan Cuz of the IMPLICATIONS

  • @OneAlgea
    @OneAlgea 2 месяца назад +130

    Hannibal has some mad skill and confidence cooking with sleeves rolled down a lot of the time

  • @thenameisnav
    @thenameisnav 5 месяцев назад +177

    He's cooking with love and heart ( literally 💀)

  • @vinefrommyhead2874
    @vinefrommyhead2874 4 года назад +15549

    Gusto: Everyone can cook!
    Hannibal: and everyone can be cooked!

    • @Billboswcggins
      @Billboswcggins 4 года назад +76

      Vine from my head lmfao

    • @jfj876
      @jfj876 4 года назад +33

      😂Dark dark dard blood curdling dark.

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 4 года назад +10

      Yap ,soooooooooooooooooo Dark 🖤

    • @user-jt5je5uw5z
      @user-jt5je5uw5z 4 года назад +16

      Holly shit...

    • @user-ck4sg1uw6o
      @user-ck4sg1uw6o 4 года назад +5

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @SoldierD-
    @SoldierD- 3 года назад +10508

    The victims be watching from heaven like “damn i had some juicy thighs”

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 7 месяцев назад +199

    This show is a true masterpiece. I always loved how both beautiful yet also gruesome these cooking scenes were.

  • @watto7291
    @watto7291 10 месяцев назад +246

    You know what, if I had to get eaten by a cannibal, I would appreciate them at least preparing me this well

  • @marlinojeengah84
    @marlinojeengah84 4 года назад +30630

    Teacher: You shouldn't eat in class.
    Hannibal: I will eat the class

    • @suzymarzan1344
      @suzymarzan1344 4 года назад +80

      😂😂💯

    • @dr.oktavius5669
      @dr.oktavius5669 4 года назад +79

      A good one

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 года назад +75

      Darl Chiggie Hannibal the cannibal

    • @ded836
      @ded836 4 года назад +35

      4:00

    • @tchonnie
      @tchonnie 4 года назад +21

      Before i watched this there were an ad for Edeka wich is a german food store 😂

  • @constipation4650
    @constipation4650 3 года назад +3546

    "Everyone was harmed during the making of this video"

    • @PurpleBlueHaze
      @PurpleBlueHaze 3 года назад +42

      This made me laugh 😂

    • @kryptonavenger2024
      @kryptonavenger2024 3 года назад +24

      What about the camera man?

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 3 года назад +68

      @@kryptonavenger2024 he’s missing a leg

    • @ravioliguy7113
      @ravioliguy7113 3 года назад +21

      @@acek2016 that is incorrect the cameraman can regrow his body from nothing

    • @zeeshanroshan
      @zeeshanroshan 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 7 месяцев назад +686

    The genius of that series is that it's presented to you as human flesh in many cases, but the presentation is so immaculate, you find yourself salivating at human flesh, and you have to continually remind yourself that it isn't. Then you get to the point where you really don't mind if it's human or not. It just looks delicious.

    • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
      @St4rTr3v1Ut10n 7 месяцев назад +69

      Might be a "you" thing dawg. I just saw human meat and was grossed out by it. Even the fish I came to saw as "human-adjacent," like if you touch other food after working with raw meat it becomes contaminated. I guess my brain works correctly and there's something wrong with yours.... and everyone else's 😂

    • @Rekaert
      @Rekaert 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@St4rTr3v1Ut10n Perhaps! At the end of the day, it's all just meat. 😈

    • @Golan_Vivaldi
      @Golan_Vivaldi 6 месяцев назад

      @@Rekaert Enjoy your prion disease, man.

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 4 месяца назад +19

      Too right. The Omelette he cooks at 3:50 looked so tasty, I genuinely had to remind myself "Oh right! He put a human liver in there..."

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад

      ​@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n I'm in your walls. I'm gonna gobble your liver.

  • @valdemircjr
    @valdemircjr 9 месяцев назад +64

    *Guest starts eating the food*
    Hannibal in his mind: LMAO 🤣

  • @gianlozano102
    @gianlozano102 3 года назад +6928

    Random Twitch Girl: “roast me”
    Hannibal: say no more

  • @justordinaryday8712
    @justordinaryday8712 4 года назад +4981

    Will Graham : "What's for dinner?"
    Hannibal : "Evidence."

  • @AlooLeloo-ru6ym
    @AlooLeloo-ru6ym 2 месяца назад +29

    I love it how everything is done to its perfection, Mads really made me believe that i was watching an actual psychopath, cooking people... Hannibal was really one of the most spectacular characters to ever exist.

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 15 дней назад +13

    Formal people: Let’s eat, everybody!
    Hannibal Lecter: _Let’s eat every body._

  • @alexgeorge9617
    @alexgeorge9617 3 года назад +5411

    "No animals were harmed during the making of this video"

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 года назад +192

      But Humans were....just putting that out there

    • @steve810
      @steve810 3 года назад +153

      Humans are animals. So what you just said is ignorant.

    • @peterjiang9828
      @peterjiang9828 3 года назад +125

      1:51 explain what that is

    • @KenKaneki.
      @KenKaneki. 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexgeorge9617
      @alexgeorge9617 3 года назад +26

      @@peterjiang9828 human tongue

  • @--dopinn1143
    @--dopinn1143 4 года назад +6242

    teacher: no food in the class
    guys from the back of the class:

    • @RydersRacing
      @RydersRacing 4 года назад +12

      Unlucky Few you’re so funny🙄

    • @--dopinn1143
      @--dopinn1143 4 года назад +162

      @@RydersRacing my papa's told me the same

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 года назад +6

      @WWE Teemo it would be amazingly sick have a friend like you

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 года назад

      @WWE Teemo lol

    • @ElNanoPrincipeDasAsturias
      @ElNanoPrincipeDasAsturias 4 года назад +4

      Well,if the guys from the back of the class were cooking THAT way...well,I guess there's supposed to don't exist a teacher anymore

  • @GhanBuri666
    @GhanBuri666 10 месяцев назад +307

    Thanks to this show I started cooking at home and I totally loved it! Thank you mr Lecter!

  • @nekojita2431
    @nekojita2431 Год назад +73

    定期的に見たくなる動画の1つ

  • @lordfarquuad207
    @lordfarquuad207 4 года назад +9872

    "Daaaamn, where can I find a man like this?"
    *"In prison."*

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 4 года назад +93

      From making a perfect sandwich to making a sandwich with nothing

    • @NearoLC
      @NearoLC 4 года назад +49

      Spoiler alert:
      Well in the end of the series he fell of a cliff but alright😂

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 4 года назад +6

      basically me

    • @salwshussein5387
      @salwshussein5387 4 года назад

      >___< ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬hihihihihihihihihi

    • @kagome2540
      @kagome2540 4 года назад +2

      Oh my Lol 😂

  • @leonardopolato2634
    @leonardopolato2634 3 года назад +16559

    Hannibal is the type of man that could lietarally turn Gordon Ramsey into an idiot sandwich

  • @michelepella2768
    @michelepella2768 11 месяцев назад +21

    I've never seen something so appealing and yet so uncanny.
    So grossly mouth watering, so disgustingly inviting.

  • @davepaez2019
    @davepaez2019 9 месяцев назад +116

    Cannibalism has never looked so delicious

    • @Savage-mh2qz
      @Savage-mh2qz 2 месяца назад +8

      Oh boi

    • @Wolfubs
      @Wolfubs 23 дня назад +1

      This is horrible and disgusting to see.

    • @kaiser-qe7iy
      @kaiser-qe7iy 13 дней назад

      ​@@Wolfubs youre next. you better have some delicious meat.

    • @HipHop-ic6km
      @HipHop-ic6km 10 дней назад +1

      I don’t think Cannibalism is disgusting in the first place , I’m genuinely curious as to why people find it ‘disgusting’ when they eat other species of animals without any regrets

    • @kaiser-qe7iy
      @kaiser-qe7iy 10 дней назад

      @@Wolfubs youre next

  • @NotoriousMach
    @NotoriousMach 3 года назад +3771

    Vegans: STOP COOKING ANIMALS!
    Hannibal: ok. Im cooking you instead.

  • @frankpetes1000
    @frankpetes1000 3 года назад +5394

    Imagine saying. "Man that was good" and hes thinking. "Yes that man was good"

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 года назад +251

      Pretty gay you know. Having another man inside you.

    • @carlosflores2156
      @carlosflores2156 3 года назад +184

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr being gay sounds kinda gay, doesn't it?

    • @abiyyuritchie8353
      @abiyyuritchie8353 3 года назад +19

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr i tough he was talk about the Cannibal Doctor,not the Gay Doctor

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 года назад +39

      @@abiyyuritchie8353 cannibal gay doctor.

    • @abiyyuritchie8353
      @abiyyuritchie8353 3 года назад +4

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr bruh XD

  • @aenigmatrices
    @aenigmatrices 2 месяца назад +13

    I know it's supposed to be horror movie lighting, but I seriously cannot imagine myself cooking with light that dim.

  • @user-dy7qd8vi3r
    @user-dy7qd8vi3r 11 дней назад +5

    2:00 ここのウニを乗せたあと、箸でちょっと撫でるのが好き

  • @ChiTownXpress
    @ChiTownXpress 4 года назад +3707

    Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, some good fucking food!"

    • @pavle4328
      @pavle4328 4 года назад +6

      Game of Thrones 😂😂😂😂

    • @aajgm2916
      @aajgm2916 4 года назад +15

      It's raw

    • @luwopp607
      @luwopp607 4 года назад +1

      PAN-MAN I want to like it but it’s 669 I can’t ruin it

    • @ceridwenmae5206
      @ceridwenmae5206 4 года назад

      HAHHAHA

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 4 года назад +16

      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HUMAN SAUCE?!

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 4 года назад +6463

    Normal people : Mac and Cheese
    Hannibal :
    Matt and Denise.

  • @gnrlyj
    @gnrlyj 8 месяцев назад +70

    You can't question the freshness of the ingredients you know it's always fresh.

  • @orko_8
    @orko_8 7 месяцев назад +14

    There is the famous face mask of Hannibal at 2:40. Nice symbolism.

  • @srijanchakraborty203
    @srijanchakraborty203 3 года назад +16123

    I don't care how disgusting the concept is.
    This guy really respects his ingredients.

    • @Orchidlettux
      @Orchidlettux 3 года назад +292

      Srijan Chakraborty
      Even the f i s h e s

    • @architech02
      @architech02 3 года назад +707

      To be fair he only eats rude people

    • @zkrama1639
      @zkrama1639 3 года назад +111

      Masterchef level right there

    • @andyn510
      @andyn510 3 года назад +162

      @@architech02 a few exceptions.

    • @cardordrgz2820
      @cardordrgz2820 3 года назад +59

      "Professionals have standards" headass

  • @Gnarlypickless
    @Gnarlypickless 3 года назад +2980

    "what do you find physically attractive on a person?"
    "The meat, of course."

  • @JavierRamirez-mf3tl
    @JavierRamirez-mf3tl 9 месяцев назад +48

    I like the Japanese animation in many of the movies the dishes are prepared and it is seen how they are cooked as well as the details of the cut, the mix and the presentation is something that is not seen much in western cinema but this type of detail in the series or movies I like a lot. They should appear in more western movies or series.

  • @watchguy7986
    @watchguy7986 11 месяцев назад +31

    One of the best shows ever. Would be happy to dine with this man

  • @sherrimooncat8368
    @sherrimooncat8368 4 года назад +6766

    *He loves serving people, doesn't he?*

    • @akira9195
      @akira9195 4 года назад +93

      Damn.

    • @4rifr0mthe3nd
      @4rifr0mthe3nd 4 года назад +54

      Well, I mean... He's a cannibal

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 года назад +6

      GermanEnderGirl what does that have to do With this comment

    • @lilrice7865
      @lilrice7865 4 года назад +67

      Nice way of using words mate

    • @solosogreedy
      @solosogreedy 4 года назад +8

      My boy with the double entendres I see you 😉

  • @Loltroll8
    @Loltroll8 5 лет назад +9611

    When she says eat me but you take it too literal

  • @user-ek5vc1fi6m
    @user-ek5vc1fi6m 10 месяцев назад +23

    何気にこれ見て料理楽しくなった笑笑

  • @jackgreedy9964
    @jackgreedy9964 2 месяца назад +9

    Such a great guy, he is a gentleman and knows how to cook, I hope he’s not evil or anything

  • @huxley8671
    @huxley8671 2 года назад +18669

    Parent guests: "Let's eat, kids!"
    Hannibal: "Yeah, let's eat kids!"

    • @DaddyFett2
      @DaddyFett2 2 года назад +111

      Lol

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 года назад +644

      *_Reasons Why Punctuation Matters [Vol 18]:_*

    • @Centaur1991
      @Centaur1991 2 года назад +1

      Hannibal didnt eat kids, sick people and old people. Kids reminded him to his sister,while old and sick didnt taste good. So....

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 2 года назад +267

      I think Hannibal is too much of a gentleman to eat a kid.

    • @erwinesto3408
      @erwinesto3408 2 года назад +184

      He actually likes kids, remember he easily befriended that Japanese boy at the end of the movie Hannibal, they even shared a meal.

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 года назад +10305

    Guest: “What’s this little dish over here?”
    Hannibal: “Oh that’s just a kid’s meal.”

  • @born_black_the_fire
    @born_black_the_fire 8 месяцев назад +15

    めちゃめちゃ昔にハンニバルもマッツも知らずにこれ見て感動してたけど、どっちも知った今料理が何でできてるかっていうのとマッツのセクシーさで純粋な心でみれなくなっちゃった😂

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 2 месяца назад +10

    Crazy enough this video and woody getting cleaned up was my gateway drug to ASMR videos, now i can't relax when i wanna sleep unless i listen to ASMR first.

  • @maggoteater2290
    @maggoteater2290 3 года назад +6226

    i love how the actor just looks like psychopath without even acting

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 года назад +9075

    Guest: “Wow, this meat is so delicate!”
    Hannibal: “She was a delicate girl.”

  • @noimage1254
    @noimage1254 9 месяцев назад +46

    Props to the cameraman, recorded everything without getting eaten

  • @hoaang9455
    @hoaang9455 14 дней назад +5

    Imagine attending a Party where Hanibal is the chef 💀

  • @L_Lawliet1907
    @L_Lawliet1907 3 года назад +5388

    Hannibal Lecter to Gordon Ramsay: Who’s the idiot sandwich now?

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +85

      This gave me a good laugh XD

    • @jezreellucas8055
      @jezreellucas8055 3 года назад +137

      He turned the idiot to a literal sandwich. 😂😭

    • @nothingsjim
      @nothingsjim 3 года назад +11

      The guy in the sandwich, ofc

    • @arizonaranger8939
      @arizonaranger8939 3 года назад +22

      WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @huntrr3305
      @huntrr3305 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment 😂👌

  • @vincentkonkel9627
    @vincentkonkel9627 4 года назад +4620

    He's having an old friend for dinner.

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 года назад +121

      underrated and dark af

    • @onehitwonder1697
      @onehitwonder1697 4 года назад +2

      Cheers mate

    • @SAJ.GAMING
      @SAJ.GAMING 4 года назад +6

      good one......everyone like to have friends at their place (i mean on chairs ,not freezer??

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 4 года назад +5

      literally 😂

    • @therealunslimshady471
      @therealunslimshady471 4 года назад +1

      Vincent Konkel that can be interpreted in more ways then one

  • @nicolasgomesdosanjos754
    @nicolasgomesdosanjos754 Месяц назад +6

    Normal people: I want a cigarrete.
    Hannibal: I want Margarette.

  • @Flurgburglr
    @Flurgburglr 10 месяцев назад +25

    This guy has some amazing cooking skills. I'd love for him to have me for dinner

  • @jotahoe5017
    @jotahoe5017 5 лет назад +3563

    *Gordon Ramsay left the chat*

    • @emmadreyfus5206
      @emmadreyfus5206 5 лет назад +42

      Sushi cat *Cursing and yelling in the distance*

    • @Mika-re1we
      @Mika-re1we 5 лет назад +45

      "Finally some good fucking food" 😂

    • @NghiaNguyen-bb7yq
      @NghiaNguyen-bb7yq 5 лет назад +7

      I would die to be a part of Hannibal's dinner party! ;)

    • @Mika-re1we
      @Mika-re1we 5 лет назад +4

      @@NghiaNguyen-bb7yq omg you didn't 😂

    • @ashhole7240
      @ashhole7240 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @Kasou01
    @Kasou01 4 года назад +12509

    "What kind of girl do you like?"
    "Medium rare"
    Edit: holy wow the likes! Yeah, this is a kitchen nightmare reference haha. That old bitch at the burger restaurant lol.

  • @richardallan2767
    @richardallan2767 8 месяцев назад +12

    Always loved how some of the most engaging and mouth watering food porn set to celluloid is from a series about a cannibal.

  • @LillyLovesLiving
    @LillyLovesLiving 11 дней назад +2

    I never know what it is about his cooking scènes but they're just addicting to watch everything is so perfectly done

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 4 года назад +6311

    He looks like someone who no one would suspect as being a cannibal, but also wouldn't be surprised when they find out

    • @call_me_kaylee4755
      @call_me_kaylee4755 4 года назад +77

      True

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 года назад +281

      @yooem 26 Maybe don't go over for dinner then

    • @insertcrudenamehere6341
      @insertcrudenamehere6341 4 года назад +65

      He looks like my old English long term sub that guy also liked cooking and I still use his recipes

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 года назад +37

      @@insertcrudenamehere6341 tell me, what meat does he usually use?

    • @owl5339
      @owl5339 4 года назад +15

      @@nerkdurgen5574 the D.

  • @fatalanimations1
    @fatalanimations1 4 года назад +5015

    Gordon Ramsay: This tastes so bitter
    Hannibal: He was a bitter man

  • @eira2712
    @eira2712 6 месяцев назад +18

    This is probably the only cooking video in my youtube history that i watched more than twice....

  • @notbadsanta
    @notbadsanta 3 месяца назад +4

    This still manages to look incredibly appetizing even after knowing the context.

  • @ThatOneAnimal
    @ThatOneAnimal 4 года назад +5016

    Teacher: No eating in class!
    The kids in the back of the classroom:

    • @icecream1454
      @icecream1454 4 года назад +38

      Wait wot?

    • @ozanyabuki5563
      @ozanyabuki5563 4 года назад +79

      Ice Cream They are eating the weird kid

    • @ifelohslefthand1423
      @ifelohslefthand1423 4 года назад +3

      Why does everybody say this comment soo old

    • @atae.9291
      @atae.9291 4 года назад

      What a stupid fucking joke

    • @annabourbon
      @annabourbon 4 года назад +12

      LOL I just imagined my classmates cooking Hannibal style in the back of the class, let me tell you, it's hilarious.

  • @retroaf7652
    @retroaf7652 3 года назад +3955

    “No animals were harmed in the making of this film”

    • @goodpigeon650
      @goodpigeon650 3 года назад +130

      2:48 mmmm... Fish?

    • @thousand7480
      @thousand7480 3 года назад +17

      @Imperial Terra depends on what you believe

    • @jkaeqpo400
      @jkaeqpo400 3 года назад +12

      @Imperial Terra Nope humans are not animals

    • @Oiram_2
      @Oiram_2 3 года назад +40

      @@jkaeqpo400 Humans are rational animals

    • @jkaeqpo400
      @jkaeqpo400 3 года назад +24

      @@Oiram_2 That's what separates us from "animals" because we are rational

  • @voskanova9349
    @voskanova9349 9 месяцев назад +9

    Never would've thought i'd be into Cannibal ASMR

  • @builtstructure
    @builtstructure Год назад +5

    “hmm.. needs a pinch of ginger”
    *-on the news-*
    *“another man has gone missing-“*

  • @kaweing7336
    @kaweing7336 2 года назад +4534

    Vegan : "Is the food Vegan?"
    Hannibal : "It can be one"

  • @delusionalnoodles
    @delusionalnoodles 2 года назад +50189

    “I dedicate tonight’s dinner to my friend who passed away recently. He poured his heart, soul and blood into this meal.”

  • @GhostyMist
    @GhostyMist 7 месяцев назад +9

    Being turned into a 5-Star meal is almost an honor…almost.

  • @kevinlucko2902
    @kevinlucko2902 Год назад +4

    Referring to Hannibal wearing a "person suit" is probably the most chilling reference in all cinema for me.

  • @postality5276
    @postality5276 2 года назад +1474

    "hey hannibal whats cookin"
    "your mom"

  • @thebasketballhistorian3291
    @thebasketballhistorian3291 4 года назад +29801

    This must be how vegetarians feel watching us meat eaters prepare a meal.

    • @user-zm3dp9qt8m
      @user-zm3dp9qt8m 4 года назад +1075

      Yes lmao sometimes it's hella disturbing

    • @choeyoonsun1
      @choeyoonsun1 4 года назад +1313

      If I ever become a vegetarian, it is because of Hannibal.

    • @Salma.Salma.Salma.
      @Salma.Salma.Salma. 4 года назад +1509

      No, I’m vegan and I don’t care about what other people do or eat. I feel like ethics is something personal and not to be imposed

    • @JaydeRyan
      @JaydeRyan 4 года назад +73

      @Christian Bai go vegan ♡

    • @ChrisLee-rf5is
      @ChrisLee-rf5is 4 года назад +189

      @Christian Bai when the vegans themselves killed a fly or mosquito, they will go hang themselves for murder.

  • @hdkhoa7892
    @hdkhoa7892 7 месяцев назад +7

    Jokes aside, he deserves some Masterchef's awards.

  • @horizonsky9269
    @horizonsky9269 3 месяца назад +4

    He was Not a vegetarian, he was a humanitarian........ bazinga 😂😂😂

  • @agandner
    @agandner 3 года назад +2945

    Crying mother : my son was such a delicate and sweet boy
    Hannibal : Indeed he was

    • @ShrekGKSPrivacy
      @ShrekGKSPrivacy 3 года назад +47

      Ok that is depressing

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 3 года назад +102

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy But in this context its fucking funny.

    • @ShrekGKSPrivacy
      @ShrekGKSPrivacy 3 года назад +6

      @@derigel9783 oh well. But think about how depressing it is for the mother. Her son was just a child but his mother lost her son to a cannibal. Isn’t it so depressing?

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 3 года назад +51

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy
      Its a joke dammit!
      That poor made up mother an her child.

    • @chanjianyang5009
      @chanjianyang5009 3 года назад +8

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy cant u take a fucking joke sir

  • @Lemon-jv7br
    @Lemon-jv7br 3 года назад +41258

    Cooking in a white shirt is some legendary level of confidence

    • @racsosov
      @racsosov 3 года назад +755

      It most surely is😂🤙🏽

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +785

      I'm sure a Wendigo knows what it's doing when he's in his own kitchen, lmao.

    • @Uggggu
      @Uggggu 3 года назад +161

      I don't get it, he pulls up his sleeves and isn't that enough

    • @quartxio
      @quartxio 3 года назад +572

      @@Uggggu there's a chance he might stain the white shirt with whatever he's cooking and stains really stand out on white shirts

    • @noone-zy9gt
      @noone-zy9gt 3 года назад +22

      Salt bae

  • @EME.CHR1S
    @EME.CHR1S 8 месяцев назад +42

    há 3 anos vi esse vídeo e me apaixonei por cozinhar, escolhi fazer gastronomia e estou prestes a me formar. Valeu

    • @owentill
      @owentill 8 месяцев назад +8

      I take it you don’t get the part where this guy is using human flesh to cook. Otherwise your inspiration would be somewhat worrying.

    • @migulitolopes
      @migulitolopes 8 месяцев назад +10

      Preocupante

    • @jota5273
      @jota5273 8 месяцев назад +5

      Parece gostoso até vc esquecer que isso é carne humana gourmet 😳

    • @mr.andrew7820
      @mr.andrew7820 5 месяцев назад +4

      Não pergunte a esse cara qual é o ingrediente secreto

    • @migulitolopes
      @migulitolopes 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@mr.andrew7820 ele faz com o coração, só não o dele

  • @eatenfIesh
    @eatenfIesh 2 месяца назад +6

    this comment section is cracking me up even after 3 years 😭

    • @avi3107
      @avi3107 2 месяца назад +1

      Same😭i am so happy the fandom is still alive❤

  • @tomatoboi5735
    @tomatoboi5735 4 года назад +4799

    She: What's for dinner?
    Hannibal: Your heart
    She: Oh, you're so sweet
    Hannibal: I'm not making jokes here

    • @parzzavel2400
      @parzzavel2400 4 года назад +80

      Haahahahaaa
      Wait.....
      Ooooooo fuuucckk.

    • @WorkWork8187
      @WorkWork8187 4 года назад +18

      I just heard this in his voice

    • @Kypa...
      @Kypa... 4 года назад +3

      - Beg your's arm and heart
      - MY GOD, SURE, I AGREE!
      **After**:
      - Mmm, her fingernail better each toothpick))

    • @imatarbell7479
      @imatarbell7479 4 года назад

      Her*

    • @seth.daniel5314
      @seth.daniel5314 4 года назад +6

      If someone said my heart was for dinner I wouldnt say they're sweet.
      soo....dumb.

  • @DCannonLive
    @DCannonLive 3 года назад +2685

    Hannibal: “If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer”

  • @tinytuti777
    @tinytuti777 6 месяцев назад +4

    The only ASMR I ever needed!

  • @MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming
    @MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming 3 месяца назад +5

    they let him cook and he cooked half the cast

  • @ablysmal
    @ablysmal 2 года назад +4908

    "Art should comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable"

    • @smaug9833
      @smaug9833 2 года назад +42

      Best comment

    • @sanem4208
      @sanem4208 2 года назад +40

      Geez that’s fockin dEeP mate

    • @ablysmal
      @ablysmal 2 года назад +15

      @@sanem4208 bro u guys tryna take some dabs?

    • @sanem4208
      @sanem4208 2 года назад +3

      @@ablysmal hdf

    • @Stroeem
      @Stroeem 2 года назад +4

      @@ablysmal hahahah what a response bro

  • @user-il2dt2fk9x
    @user-il2dt2fk9x 4 года назад +13887

    There are so many people in this video LOL

  • @amaguri530
    @amaguri530 6 месяцев назад +10

    料理人があまりにも良い男すぎて食材にすら妬きかけたASMR動画なんて人生で初めてだよ

    • @user-sj6re4qv3f
      @user-sj6re4qv3f 2 месяца назад

      マッツに料理されたなら本望だよ

  • @cbacigaluppi
    @cbacigaluppi 11 месяцев назад +3

    No animals were harmed in the making of this film... Except for the ones that got cooked.

  • @lucdionne6583
    @lucdionne6583 3 года назад +18488

    I love how Hannibal wasn't portrayed as a stereotypical Hollywood cannibal that randomly eats raw meat straight from people's bodies, he's actually talented and cunning.

    • @Eghyaggihn
      @Eghyaggihn 3 года назад +1331

      And all episodes named after dishes so its even more classy

    • @firstnamelastnamethirdname
      @firstnamelastnamethirdname 3 года назад +746

      Hey meat isn't just kill an animal and eat it. It's an art where one must carefully prepare it.

    • @UnordinaryCarl
      @UnordinaryCarl 3 года назад +28

      @@firstnamelastnamethirdname Adolfo u liek big ghey
      you prerpare hrt as art yes

    • @capitanjingoist5123
      @capitanjingoist5123 3 года назад +121

      Reminds me of the ultr luxe from fallout new Vegas

    • @dhanurgera7231
      @dhanurgera7231 3 года назад +14

      666 liked

  • @callum7171
    @callum7171 3 года назад +1228

    *People start clapping*
    Hannibal: why do i hear food?

  • @user-un2nj5uo6j
    @user-un2nj5uo6j 28 дней назад +2

    The most classy cannibal i’ve ever seen.

  • @mu-rice
    @mu-rice 3 месяца назад +3

    まじで定期的に見に来ちゃう笑

  • @alexlazzerly3677
    @alexlazzerly3677 3 года назад +5572

    Whoever's idea it was to have Hannibal's cooking of human parts look visually beautiful instead of grotesque is a genius.

    • @ThatGuyMata
      @ThatGuyMata 3 года назад +44

      @@suzannafeeney5762 Literally nobody asked lol

    • @NaViAgain-ts9lj
      @NaViAgain-ts9lj 3 года назад +281

      @@ThatGuyMata oh piss off...

    • @tumanforlife5977
      @tumanforlife5977 3 года назад +27

      Wait, i forgot how to pronounce grosteque

    • @TheDittoMan
      @TheDittoMan 3 года назад +79

      @@tumanforlife5977 "grow-tesk"

    • @tumanforlife5977
      @tumanforlife5977 3 года назад +25

      @@TheDittoMan ah yes, i need this thank you!

  • @usg_ishimura7779
    @usg_ishimura7779 4 года назад +9797

    He would actually be a really good chef if it wasn’t for the whole you know
    *_Cannibal thing_*

    • @D4N1L0_
      @D4N1L0_ 4 года назад +75

      Made me giggle

    • @adeodry7566
      @adeodry7566 4 года назад +50

      1:52 anybody know what is this thing was?

    • @winterwoman4937
      @winterwoman4937 4 года назад +56

      @@adeodry7566 sea urchin

    • @RequiemJr
      @RequiemJr 4 года назад +35

      He's a better cook because of it.

    • @kevinr438
      @kevinr438 4 года назад +4

      Ade Odry looked like shit

  • @wind10miko
    @wind10miko 9 месяцев назад +12

    Wow this was splendid I need this for a 5 hr duration and I will have perfect sleep plus watching Mads cook if I cannot fall asleep 😂

  • @apizzapls
    @apizzapls 11 месяцев назад +4

    Why do I always come back to this clip