Why You Shouldn't Get Into Guns

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  • @morguebeans3172
    @morguebeans3172 4 года назад +7725

    Moral of the story: have your kids get into guns so they can’t afford drugs

    • @GunNr-
      @GunNr- 4 года назад +251

      You get a gun and you get a gun and you get a gun and...

    • @nelson7053
      @nelson7053 3 года назад +108

      @@GunNr- you get a gun

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +141

      Legendary parenting strategy

    • @mouthbreather280
      @mouthbreather280 3 года назад +43

      ... then you purchase a firearm, then you get a gun, then you procure arms, then you buy more guns then...

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +4

      @@mouthbreather280 .......then you shut up.

  • @kahosangel
    @kahosangel 3 года назад +1860

    The "walk into a gun store just to look" part hit kinda hard. Literally just did that. Walked out with a new pistol.

    • @NeuralMuseBand
      @NeuralMuseBand 3 года назад +72

      Same...last week went in looking to get some ammo...walked out with a new AR15 lol

    • @deanwayne1584
      @deanwayne1584 3 года назад +3

      O ya when an where an u said it I walked in a store so what's it to ya wich I ant cuz I ant got the money

    • @Nicholas_Terry
      @Nicholas_Terry 3 года назад +15

      I just hang my head because I’ve done the exact same thing...
      Damn you guns and your desirable-ness! Daaaamn youuuuu!!!!

    • @bogjr1061
      @bogjr1061 3 года назад +6

      I was going in to buy rounds and came out with a POV revolution

    • @MrCopedag
      @MrCopedag 3 года назад +7

      Facts like 2 weeks ago i went to pick up my draco then boom ended getting me a handgun to go with it smh

  • @AntonioCunningham
    @AntonioCunningham 8 лет назад +6657

    Income is the *only* reason why I don't have more firearms.

    • @ATG3192
      @ATG3192 8 лет назад +87

      I feel ya, my man! lol

    • @Crazy-Horse-Tx.
      @Crazy-Horse-Tx. 8 лет назад +78

      Heck , work two jobs . lol
      I own a small biz ; the bookkeeper put me on a budget after more purchases.

    • @locksley11
      @locksley11 8 лет назад +22

      couldn't have said it better

    • @youngboyharless9769
      @youngboyharless9769 8 лет назад +105

      I feel you bro.. if I had 50k to blow on guns... woo wee i'd be a kid in a candy shop

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam 8 лет назад +8

      Antonio Cunningham, haha. Yep

  • @robertcrist5747
    @robertcrist5747 2 года назад +593

    I remember when I purchased my first firearm. The salesman told me "You're in it now." I asked what he meant? "He said once you buy the first you'll be hooked and buy more. It's a expensive sport." He was right on both accounts. 🤣👍

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Год назад +19

      I think I'm starting to get into it. I went to the range once and had so much fun and now I'm like. "I don't got the money for this, but My body my body is telling me Yes". Lol

    • @eliseosterbrink8000
      @eliseosterbrink8000 Год назад +7

      I'm excited to get into guns when I finish college and move out. There are a few in my parents' house, and I've shot all but the shotgun... they're a lot of fun to go to the range with. It also gives me peace of mind knowing that I have effective tools around to keep me and my parents safe with. There will definitely be guns in my house when that time comes... :)

    • @salvadorlongoria464
      @salvadorlongoria464 Год назад +3

      I know im in it my safe is full and need to buy another good thing my wife likes guns as well,

    • @ghostwrench2292
      @ghostwrench2292 Год назад +3

      I grew up shooting rifles but as an adult, I got into other hobbies. Although I owned a hunting rifle gifted to me by my grandfather on my 16th birthday, I did not have any guns in my house and had not been shooting in decades when I won at VR80 shotgun in a raffle. I took ownership at a shooting range and put a couple dozen slugs through it before I took it home. I bought a safe for it, then extra magazines, shells and gun cleaning supplies. The next time I visited my brother, I brought my hunting rifle home and the .22 rifle we had learned to shoot with so I could train my daughter on it. So more ammo purchases. I had always said i only needed a shotgun, a handgun and an AR15. I recently purchased a handgun, so now more ammo, holsters, magazines, etc… Now I’m thinking about other handguns - like a revolver. I still need that AR15. And a bigger gun safe! Damn. The last thing I needed was another hobby. 🤣

    • @dylanplumley280
      @dylanplumley280 Год назад

      I was gifted for my birthday and I already want more!

  • @spetsnaz600
    @spetsnaz600 4 года назад +1212

    The take away lesson here is to start off with the biggest safe you can afford right away.

    • @dw6506
      @dw6506 4 года назад +12

      Or two

    • @t.m.h.7962
      @t.m.h.7962 4 года назад +8

      Thats a fact Jack. Bought one, told myself I'll never need a bigger one, RIGHT. Then things started to grow, oh just a little larger I told myself, Right. And then,...
      Just buy the biggest one you can find to start with.

    • @WilReid
      @WilReid 4 года назад +11

      @Edward Warwick Always go with a double wall construction.... by installing a gun safe on the side of any gun safe.

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 года назад +3

      How about just hide them better?

    • @SA-yz3kj
      @SA-yz3kj 4 года назад +5

      But if I buy a safe it dips in to my ammo money ?! Ahhh !!

  • @jasonwayman876
    @jasonwayman876 3 года назад +1008

    This is so true. Why isn’t there a gun addiction course. I can tell you why there isn’t. It turns into a gun swap meeting

    • @ericjessup63
      @ericjessup63 3 года назад +44

      this comment is way underrated.

    • @thesnowbold1632
      @thesnowbold1632 3 года назад +9

      Oh that is good

    • @72PRODIGALSON
      @72PRODIGALSON 3 года назад +22

      Hell of an idea!!!!!!! I should start a club, now, with a $20 cover (per head) as the "Counseling Fee" and then I can afford my OWN addiction better than I already do! Lmao!

    • @buickjam
      @buickjam 2 года назад +11

      I wonder if that's how sex addiction courses work. Asking for myself

    • @Alex1Tremo
      @Alex1Tremo 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @noncompliant209cali
    @noncompliant209cali 2 года назад +718

    Getting into guns probably saved my life. I was clean for about a year and relapsed and after another month clean I built my first rifle, after that I had a hobby that kept my mind and wallet away from drugs. Now me and my dad share the hobby and have put together a few riffles and handguns and go to the range at least a couple times a month. Putting together a gun and it working flawlessly feels better than any drug!

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 2 года назад +56

      This is the kind of story I'd like to see more of in general. I'm happy for you buddy

    • @noncompliant209cali
      @noncompliant209cali 2 года назад +19

      @@finnl6887 thank you!

    • @adamowens5507
      @adamowens5507 2 года назад +13

      proud of you man ! heck yeah. i’ll get there one of these days.

    • @noncompliant209cali
      @noncompliant209cali 2 года назад +7

      @@adamowens5507 thank you. I learned actually wanting to stop makes it possible, sounds like you want to so that's a big start man. I'd be happy to see you reply in a half year or so saying you're recovering

    • @johnhatchel9681
      @johnhatchel9681 2 года назад +10

      You HAVE to have something you can get excited about. If you can find something you love you can get your life back. It worked for me, too.

  • @fluffycuddles8008
    @fluffycuddles8008 2 года назад +590

    How do you think it feels being raised in an anti gun home where I can’t even have a nerf gun. That’s why I fell in love with these tools.

  • @mystwolfe7791
    @mystwolfe7791 5 лет назад +1623

    Rules for life.
    1. There is no such thing as too many firearms.
    2. There is no such thing as too much ammo
    3. There is no such thing as too much food.
    If you ever find you have too much food, ammo, or guns. Refer back to thus list.

  • @Crowd_Surfer5.0
    @Crowd_Surfer5.0 3 года назад +2551

    “There’s never a time when they’re not selling ammo for crackhead prices” cries in 2021

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +41

      I dont like it here.

    • @joshuanewcombe8454
      @joshuanewcombe8454 3 года назад +50

      No joke, they are actually coming in dime bags now here.....

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +3

      @@joshuanewcombe8454 oh shit

    • @KKLordofWar
      @KKLordofWar 3 года назад +21

      More like cocaine prices in 2021!

    • @priestesslucy
      @priestesslucy 3 года назад +4

      It got worse

  • @charliechafe5008
    @charliechafe5008 6 лет назад +1361

    I feel like everyone who disliked this video clicked on it thinking that this guy was against guns

    • @stevechristiansen9037
      @stevechristiansen9037 6 лет назад +30

      I have to admit he had me going there,lol.

    • @rokkinjohann
      @rokkinjohann 6 лет назад +2

      I hate "yeah, but....." comments, however I'm saying it: yeah, but, he is an NRA voice and is identified in numerous videos as such and in some of those videos is credentialed as an attorney.
      I can't vouch for that.
      I can vouch for his apparent pro-gun, pro-2A positions based on the numerous videos I've seen.
      Sally forth Mr Noir!

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz 6 лет назад +4

      It was a joke - don’t lose your head over it.

    • @jinxenyou8618
      @jinxenyou8618 5 лет назад +3

      Then they don't know "Noir" lol

    • @felipio05
      @felipio05 5 лет назад +1

      Right🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @rtmiller1800
    @rtmiller1800 2 года назад +210

    If only I had someone like Colion to warn me before gun addiction took hold... I now have 4 safes and I still have guns sitting out with trigger locks on them. I've been trying to find a support group and I thought about treatment but every time one of my friends tells me they are looking to sell their firearm, I hear about a gun show, or I go to the store to stock up on toilet paper, my addiction takes hold and I can't help myself... Most days I can't sleep because of all the overtime I have to work to support my addiction. I end up spending hours and hours at work, just to come home and squeeze the trigger one more time. I need it, I can't go a day without getting at least two mags down range. Someone help me... Just to clarify, this is meant to be funny. I don't really have an addiction, although that is something an addict would say. I can stop buying guns whenever I want!

    • @zhekayakovchuk2993
      @zhekayakovchuk2993 2 года назад +9

      You go through bad withdrawals when you don’t get your daily gun shot?

    • @rtmiller1800
      @rtmiller1800 2 года назад +11

      @@zhekayakovchuk2993 well… I guess humor and sarcasm escapes you… it was a joke, sir. Just a joke.

    • @privil3ge
      @privil3ge 2 года назад +9

      That's exactly what I said, I can stop whenever I want. But they told me thats also what addicts say 🤣

    • @walleye306
      @walleye306 2 года назад

      That's also what an addict would say 🤣 can you though? Can you stop?

    • @GohamNobologna
      @GohamNobologna 2 года назад

      I’m in Pa . Very un safe . I’m 18 and uhhhhhh I’m gonna do what I’m allowed to do … even tho I know how much money imma be spending 😂

  • @santiagoescobar6562
    @santiagoescobar6562 4 года назад +2924

    I don’t understand how people likes to collect sneakers when you can collect guns

    • @phantomvlogs4066
      @phantomvlogs4066 4 года назад +71

      @@seandobermann4206 buy what if some one breaks in your house are people just going to through jordans at them

    • @vsand9798
      @vsand9798 4 года назад +152

      Phantom Vlogs my husband collects guns to protect my son Jordan’s. Between these two guys I have no closet space. 😂

    • @kinggabe1075
      @kinggabe1075 4 года назад +16

      @@vsand9798 😂 😭

    • @ixm2unvrz
      @ixm2unvrz 4 года назад +36

      tried collecting both but Indonesia doesn't allow guns so I collected airsoft models instead :(

    • @samlastname9460
      @samlastname9460 4 года назад +10

      G U N S H O E

  • @philipzhang9087
    @philipzhang9087 4 года назад +3544

    Self defense is just an excuse, collection is the ultimate purpose😂

    • @matteoramirez4372
      @matteoramirez4372 4 года назад +65

      I feel like your comment deserves more attention lol. 😂😎

    • @henre61
      @henre61 4 года назад +68

      Philip Zhang tell that to 400k lives saved by self defense 😂

    • @philipzhang9087
      @philipzhang9087 4 года назад +17

      Henré apparently the Canadian liberals don’t agree with you

    • @ST-7900
      @ST-7900 4 года назад +3

      Philip Zhang right cuz with gun or not you’ll still get the goofy slapped out of u

    • @spooderman8064
      @spooderman8064 4 года назад +13

      @@ST-7900 do you know what a gun does? lol

  • @donvergas4855
    @donvergas4855 5 лет назад +540

    Today... my father invited me to Cabelas to browse for a handgun for himself...
    An hour later, I, myself, walk out with an AR15.

    • @nekkid3087
      @nekkid3087 5 лет назад +8

      Enjoy it!!!!

    • @donvergas4855
      @donvergas4855 5 лет назад +5

      @@nekkid3087 I'm planning to buy some Magpul furniture for it soon!

    • @nekkid3087
      @nekkid3087 5 лет назад +3

      @@donvergas4855 🤤🤤🤤🤤 just thinking about it made me drool, LOL

    • @supahhotnoodledapx1602
      @supahhotnoodledapx1602 5 лет назад +2

      5.56? Or .223? You can hunt deer with those calibers I believe.

    • @donvergas4855
      @donvergas4855 5 лет назад +1

      @@supahhotnoodledapx1602 5.56. I think it can chamber 223 aswell.

  • @georgemartin1436
    @georgemartin1436 2 года назад +97

    Just made my first purchase...and seeing all the other beautiful weapons in the store...competitively priced...the temptation is STRONG.

    • @capricornman89
      @capricornman89 Год назад +4

      I can relate……purchased my first handgun (Glock 19 Gen 5) this past December…….now considering the Mossberg 590 Chainsaw shotgun……the Glock 43x……and maybe an AR just because of the anti-gun rhetoric.
      Responsible gun ownership is a beautiful thing and I have no shame in my Constitutional human right to own them🇺🇸

    • @georgemartin1436
      @georgemartin1436 Год назад +1

      @@capricornman89 I can't go in that store! I'll go broke!

    • @ABandCalledStoned
      @ABandCalledStoned Год назад

      Yup.

    • @reiniergarcia
      @reiniergarcia Год назад

      @@capricornman89Get a Glock 43X. It’s the perfect EDC handgun.

  • @TheCobraOnline
    @TheCobraOnline 6 лет назад +812

    I’m just gonna get only 1 gun .... 2 years later I basically turn into a private military Corp

    • @TerryKristopher3707
      @TerryKristopher3707 6 лет назад +35

      I bought my first gun Last week and have put about 350 rounds threw it already. This week I'm already looking into what my next one is going to be.

    • @1yabeyabe
      @1yabeyabe 6 лет назад +4

      Never enough

    • @scooter4849
      @scooter4849 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah thought i was only gonna get a couple, but here i am 20 months later and ive got over 40 now lmfao.

    • @juliorosenberg9968
      @juliorosenberg9968 6 лет назад +10

      You need to FORM a RELATIONSHIP with 2-3 firearms, like a SAMARI WARRIOR LOVES his SWORDS!!!

    • @robertsenior8330
      @robertsenior8330 6 лет назад +6

      Im on my second safe.. its like potato chips... you cant just have one

  • @tylerjreed7889
    @tylerjreed7889 4 года назад +1925

    Remember, your guns are less expensive than that “cute girl” anyways.

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 4 года назад +32

      Titan Up FACTS

    • @spin_tires_on_pavement-s.t5760
      @spin_tires_on_pavement-s.t5760 4 года назад +46

      Or the cute girl to steal all of your guns and give it to her gang banger cousin

    • @JesusIsLord7773
      @JesusIsLord7773 4 года назад

      And not all girls shoot up. Lol only guns do

    • @shaungraeser2891
      @shaungraeser2891 4 года назад +52

      your AK-47 will last longer than a girl friend anyway

    • @briansewelloutdoors8404
      @briansewelloutdoors8404 4 года назад +18

      Facts but get yourself a girl thats cute and likes guns so she can buy the ammo

  • @crevisb1969
    @crevisb1969 3 года назад +753

    Let's not fail to recognize that awesome Bengal cat

    • @lolkaslolpez4823
      @lolkaslolpez4823 3 года назад +12

      Cute af best cat

    • @j433
      @j433 3 года назад +3

      Ooh, I did see that.

    • @bobloerakker7010
      @bobloerakker7010 3 года назад +3

      Is what i was going to say. Hear hear! Marvelous beast.

    • @derekglasscock5268
      @derekglasscock5268 3 года назад +4

      I think it’s a Savannah but they often have bengal heritage

    • @larrysneed3564
      @larrysneed3564 2 года назад

      It's a savannah cat I do believe

  • @goaway3717
    @goaway3717 2 года назад +68

    I almost come to tears when I think of all the guns I passed up in my 20's and what they'd cost today. Bought my first SKS for $70. My first case of 7.62x39 for less than that. The 1980's was a great time to get into guns. Now days I wished I'd have bought 10 times as many as I did.

    • @apex403
      @apex403 Год назад

      Like me living in Canada... I've had my license for about a decade and didn't buy anything.... Then the government changed the rules and now we can't buy handguns and a lot of rifles were taken off the market.
      Now I'll never own a hand gun :( but it encouraged me to go out and just get a fun 22 and also a 12 gauge while I can

  • @rodeocowboy2313
    @rodeocowboy2313 5 лет назад +695

    “Why you shouldn’t get into guns”
    Because once u buy one you want another and another and another and another I’m going through it now😂😂

    • @gorgefood9867
      @gorgefood9867 5 лет назад +10

      Yep. Bought 3 guns within a span of 3 months when I got into it. Now I'm looking at a 4th gun.

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 5 лет назад

      And for the rest of time😂👍

    • @tankadar
      @tankadar 5 лет назад +1

      in airsoft too lol

    • @rodeocowboy2313
      @rodeocowboy2313 5 лет назад +2

      Tankadar GD yea I can honestly say I went through that too I mostly would spend a lot on bbs though👎🏽airsoft was expensive as fuck too

    • @ridingthecloud2933
      @ridingthecloud2933 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah am here too saving up for a sig p320 god help us all

  • @Dan-fw2db
    @Dan-fw2db 3 года назад +412

    Yep. Bought my beretta, bought an AR, bought a 12 gauge pump. Looking into building a different AR, looking into a rifle strictly for hunting, looking into a backup pocket pistol. It'll never end.

    • @nachoakajrod
      @nachoakajrod 2 года назад +3

      North American arms .22 win mag is an excellent pocket pistol. 5 shot single action only.

    • @lizpwnstothemax
      @lizpwnstothemax 2 года назад +10

      Then you realize you want a semi shotgun like the Benelli M4. And then the red dots and lights and lasers and.....

    • @Dan-fw2db
      @Dan-fw2db 2 года назад +14

      @@lizpwnstothemax Even worse, I'm trying to save up for a SCAR17

    • @gregd9751
      @gregd9751 2 года назад +10

      Gotta have backups for your backups

    • @JohnBoyJoy
      @JohnBoyJoy 2 года назад +1

      My first gun was a Glock 23 maybe in 2016 I used to get my CPL. then a Glock 19 a year ago. Love their reliability but didn't realize how bad they felt and ugly they were til I got a 44 magnum s&w model 29 recently just because I wanted to try revolver and it is peak craftsmanship tbh. Now I want a shotgun and AR also. And after those customize my own 1911 45acp

  • @austincrittenden5363
    @austincrittenden5363 3 года назад +229

    "You don't want these problems" continues filling out a 4473

  • @ragingoaktree
    @ragingoaktree 2 года назад +89

    I walk into a gun store just to look but end up only looking cause they’re all too expensive for me and I can’t afford them

    • @KBoon
      @KBoon Год назад +9

      Hi-Point C9: "yoohooo, I'm heeeere"

    • @george2113
      @george2113 Год назад +1

      KE arms or another AR 15 or 10 receiver are a starting point. Once you have a receiver. Building (particularly ar 15) can go as fast or slow as the money allows

    • @ACommenterOnYouTube
      @ACommenterOnYouTube Год назад +2

      Glad i don't have that problem, i see it, i like it, i want it, i buy it .... Happiness is the same price as a 9mm

    • @george2113
      @george2113 Год назад +1

      @@KBoon good point, high point does make affordable reliable firearms

  • @robertgutierrez1062
    @robertgutierrez1062 4 года назад +151

    Every word he said described me in every way shape and form. I started feeling guilty till he said “who am I kidding, this shit is fun”
    EXACTLY

    • @Nicholas_Terry
      @Nicholas_Terry 3 года назад +2

      Same here. It’s fucking awesome to shoot guns!

    • @kyrkwalters964
      @kyrkwalters964 2 года назад

      Me too🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Humandisconnect
      @Humandisconnect 2 года назад

      I feel that way about shoes and, band shirts that I buy

    • @2strokemikey11
      @2strokemikey11 2 года назад

      Bro I felt that made me wanna throw my Glock in a sewer

  • @truthseeker071
    @truthseeker071 3 года назад +189

    I actually used to believe my own lies when I would say "this is my last gun, I just needed this one, that's all". Now I know other people have the same problem 🤦

    • @dhat1755
      @dhat1755 2 года назад +4

      @Steven Rogers think about golfing and all the clubs used. each has a specific purpose and none are good for everything

    • @doomjuice.1652
      @doomjuice.1652 2 года назад

      @Chris C. i need that SPAS

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 2 года назад +2

      _I can quit any time I want..._

    • @HauteModesty
      @HauteModesty Год назад

      I’m glad I’m not the only one!

    • @reiniergarcia
      @reiniergarcia Год назад

      @@doomjuice.1652ASAP.

  • @skies561
    @skies561 5 лет назад +646

    I feel bad if anyone ever tried to break in your house

  • @michaeldavis8065
    @michaeldavis8065 2 года назад +34

    Wish I would have seen this 3 months ago. Bought a ruger 10/22, bought a PX9, changed the stock on the ruger to an Archangel adjustable stock, was happy for about a day, then started looking at ARs. Bought a lower kit several weeks ago, thinking I'll build it slowly over a few months. Picked up the lower last night and put everything together while watching the Big ten championship. Said I wasn't going to buy anymore for a while, realized Oh, I need ammo for the new baby, bought 200 rounds of .223 because I saw a sale. I'm doomed. I literally lived this video in the last 2 months. These were my first firearms I ever bought....

  • @parkerhaines8841
    @parkerhaines8841 4 года назад +1163

    “That sexy choclate pro gun RUclipsr” had me dead

  • @dewfall56
    @dewfall56 3 года назад +317

    It happened to me. I went from zero guns about 3 years ago, to now owning, well far more than one.

    • @the4universes207
      @the4universes207 2 года назад +24

      The American way.

    • @MysticalLlama
      @MysticalLlama 2 года назад +4

      That’s good

    • @carlosavelar4652
      @carlosavelar4652 2 года назад +17

      I just bought my first handgun ......not even a week passed my and already thinking of getting a revolver

    • @MysticalLlama
      @MysticalLlama 2 года назад +5

      @@carlosavelar4652 go to pawnshops and gun shows that’s where you’ll find the best deals

    • @timwo9830
      @timwo9830 2 года назад +2

      this looks similar to when a hot girl final gets a taste of freedom. they go buck wild.

  • @captain4eva778
    @captain4eva778 4 года назад +325

    Title: why you shouldn't get into guns
    Me: *it's a bit too late for that*

    • @maypalmer
      @maypalmer 3 года назад +4

      @LOGAN SHELTON Glory to God for giving this sinful world His Son Jesus to die in payment of our sins!

    • @rianfanning7786
      @rianfanning7786 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @commandowalperson3113
      @commandowalperson3113 3 года назад

      Is that a clue reference?

  • @robertrickett7816
    @robertrickett7816 2 года назад +30

    I don't get into guns, I'm 6' tall, 265 lbs, I just don't fit. But I do get into sending lead down range at high speeds, just to watch holes appear in paper. It's like magic.

    • @robertrickett7816
      @robertrickett7816 Год назад +4

      @Jim Bag Sorry, should have put a sarcasm tag on there

    • @george2113
      @george2113 Год назад +1

      @@robertrickett7816 tap the vertical three dots to edit

    • @alexanderbolias900
      @alexanderbolias900 Год назад +2

      you obviously arent using the correct lube. Try a lithium blend!

  • @megaFAUCET
    @megaFAUCET 4 года назад +355

    It starts with that one purchase out of necessity, after you moved from the college dorm to the sketchy neighborhood just because the rent was cheap.
    "I just need a pistol. Just something for my EDC."
    So you buy an inexpensive subcompact in .380 Auto but it always leaves you wanting something a but more. And when you've saved up enough you drop some cheddar on a slick full-sizer in 9mm or .45. And it begins.
    "...well, I guess a shotgun for home defense would make sense too. It's a security measure, right?"
    "...you know, I've never owned anything AR-platform; people love those. I'll just see what the fuss is about."
    "...actually those classic revolvers grandpa always had look pretty cool. Maybe just one as a showpiece and range toy."
    "...speaking of range toys, that EDC pistol I have is great and all but how fun would a race gun be?"
    "...I should try long range shooting. A nice hunting rifle isn't that expensive, right?"

    • @alexxx3958
      @alexxx3958 4 года назад +23

      I feel violated

    • @Catgat37
      @Catgat37 4 года назад +18

      I literally just bought a mossberg 930 jm pro, a Remington 700 tactical and a P320 X5 Legion all within the last week and a half lol.

    • @zinamaru
      @zinamaru 4 года назад +14

      Are you stalking me.....

    • @MRBSTrunkRockBand
      @MRBSTrunkRockBand 4 года назад +8

      Lol right I feel attacked too. My exact order man lol

    • @westcoastcultivator9273
      @westcoastcultivator9273 4 года назад +4

      Yup

  • @DEarls-zq2vm
    @DEarls-zq2vm 7 лет назад +700

    I can't get addicted to guns, I'm already addicted to cars. Mainly I just need a couple guns to protect my vehicles.
    Oh, I'm fucked aren't I?

    • @trollpolice
      @trollpolice 7 лет назад +37

      D. Earls yes u are. For me its guns, my 74 camaro, and guitars. Were both fucked bro.

    • @stgeorge6947
      @stgeorge6947 7 лет назад +7

      Motorbikes 😍. I'm lucky my government just cares about my safety so much I'm not allowed guns incase I shoot myself because I'm an irresponsible baby that doesn't have anything nice to bother protecting anyway

    • @mrevohk7423
      @mrevohk7423 7 лет назад +18

      Don't get married. Problem solved. Cars, Motorcycles & Guns all the way 🙌🏼

    • @rDude0
      @rDude0 7 лет назад

      D. Earls be canadian

    • @thegob1in
      @thegob1in 7 лет назад +1

      D. Earls proper fucked.

  • @constantinf.7458
    @constantinf.7458 6 лет назад +270

    Damn man, that house, these guns, that cat, that car...just amazing!

    • @tie-see9308
      @tie-see9308 6 лет назад

      Constantin F. Not even his place, dude. Its a staged house, if you will

    • @jeremymatthews9082
      @jeremymatthews9082 6 лет назад

      Tie - See what makes you say that?

    • @hobosrev
      @hobosrev 6 лет назад +14

      He's talking about of his ass--Colion Noir worked full time as a lawyer before blowing up on youtube, he's had ample time to accrue wealth

    • @hrdkorebp
      @hrdkorebp 6 лет назад +6

      The cat caught my eye the most, and I hate cats

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 6 лет назад +1

      Tie - See that might be but that is a nice cat though

  • @litodguido1570
    @litodguido1570 2 года назад +20

    Colion, I laughed my ass off thru this entire video. Keep educating the people we love and appreciate you....

  • @restlessyouthproductions
    @restlessyouthproductions 4 года назад +630

    Arrives at gun store...
    Sales: how many guns do you need?
    Me: yes

    • @poopstain5216
      @poopstain5216 4 года назад +5

      Original

    • @TheBrandedOne2003
      @TheBrandedOne2003 4 года назад

      poopstain Shut yo libtard

    • @poopstain5216
      @poopstain5216 4 года назад +4

      Jack Neiman The Liberal Destroyer stfu bitch I’ve got 14 guns. This comment was just unoriginal af like you

    • @poopstain5216
      @poopstain5216 4 года назад +1

      Jack Neiman The Liberal Destroyer you probably voting for Biden you ass lamp gfy

    • @ahuman2695
      @ahuman2695 4 года назад +1

      @@poopstain5216 i agree

  • @Redpill_to_MGTOW
    @Redpill_to_MGTOW 8 лет назад +328

    Being a single man, there is no one to tell me "No". You can imagine my level of addiction.

    • @MattGoesSkiing
      @MattGoesSkiing 8 лет назад +1

      same here.

    • @wordierneptune6121
      @wordierneptune6121 8 лет назад +9

      Amen man I love my guns sooo much

    • @l.sincerev2072
      @l.sincerev2072 8 лет назад

      Matt Canipe

    • @ghost9431
      @ghost9431 8 лет назад +3

      Yup I am 19 fortunate enough to not have much else to spend my money on and no one to tell me no.

    • @ericthehalfmexican9187
      @ericthehalfmexican9187 8 лет назад +6

      That is why you find a woman that is okay with guns. I showed my wife (at that time not yet even girlfriend) some of my guns when I only knew her for a month or so. You best believe if she had a problem with it I would have moved on to another woman.

  • @darindipietro9141
    @darindipietro9141 4 года назад +216

    Picked out my “perfect gun” and “last gun I’ll ever need”. 3 days into my mandatory 10 day waiting period here in Washington state I’m already looking for my next gun.
    The addiction is real.

    • @MonsterBoon88
      @MonsterBoon88 4 года назад +17

      Here in Michigan. You can walk out with your gun same day. But the most important thing I've seen, is people have passed their background check and a gun store still refused them sale.They used their personal judgement on if they felt safe selling to that person. Asking dumb questions or acting like you're in a hurry is a good way to be sent out the door!

    • @jenden1978
      @jenden1978 4 года назад +10

      LGS staff (covered in tattoos) warned me that guns are like tattoos... you can't stop at just one. I said luckily I don't have any tats, so I wouldn't know. He recommended a tattoo shop to me as well. XD

    • @sambamjaeger
      @sambamjaeger 4 года назад +9

      Oof, that 10 day wait sounds gross lol, I live in Texas 🤣 walked in and out with my gun in 15 minutes, (mind you Iv never moved out of Texas) long story short I bought my first gun and by the end of the same month I was walking out with my second 🤣

    • @Goongeengaga
      @Goongeengaga 4 года назад +5

      Bro facts 😂 i be buying guns before i get the others

    • @DELL.ACNT.
      @DELL.ACNT. 4 года назад

      @@Goongeengaga same

  • @jessicagrecco5813
    @jessicagrecco5813 11 месяцев назад +1

    Collin truer words have never been spoken you are the greatest person ever

  • @stonefox9124
    @stonefox9124 4 года назад +418

    After ammo shortage I told my girl, "see! This is why I need 1 gun of each cal, so when ammo is sold out for 1 I can get ammo that's available" 😁

    • @roadapple66
      @roadapple66 4 года назад +10

      Good thinking!

    • @JoeArn1
      @JoeArn1 4 года назад +1

      Genius

    • @actionjackson8439
      @actionjackson8439 4 года назад +8

      Spike Flea 12 gauge and 22LR is all I can find. I want to get a 12 gauge, but I can’t find any damn shotguns. Glad I have what I had before all this mayhem started.

    • @PhoneticIHype
      @PhoneticIHype 4 года назад +1

      @Spike Flea I just did this yesterday! Brand new berettaaa (drake song). But seriously, where can I buy 9mm ammo and should I get a .40 S&W gun too?

    • @PhoneticIHype
      @PhoneticIHype 4 года назад

      @Spike Flea I got the 92FS. Dunno if I'm a fan tbh, I initially wanted an M&P but those were out. My next plan of attack was to just check a few stores out this week and buy something with in-stock ammo LOL. However I'm gonna see what I can rent and shoot at my local range so Im not buying blind 🙏🏻 All they have rn is .22 😂😂 worst comes to worst I can get a conversion kit 🥴

  • @AJ6644
    @AJ6644 8 лет назад +948

    Stop outting us, Colion! If my wife finds this video, it's over. The new EoTech I want to buy is really the last optic I need...that's the story. Really.

    • @willriley8721
      @willriley8721 8 лет назад +55

      until EO Tech comes out with an updated model, right?

    • @roubexgaming8194
      @roubexgaming8194 8 лет назад +3

      ^^

    • @Fastgt2003
      @Fastgt2003 8 лет назад +4

      Aaron Neighbour at least EO Tech is on the cheaper side

    • @JayWandersOut
      @JayWandersOut 8 лет назад +47

      Well you're going to need the matching magnifier as well.

    • @ATG3192
      @ATG3192 8 лет назад +18

      ^ right? it never ends! lol

  • @roadapple66
    @roadapple66 4 года назад +416

    After I brought home a 3rd AR15 my wife asked me, "How many guns do you need?" I answered, "All of them."

    • @sunnyli2017
      @sunnyli2017 4 года назад +13

      roadapple66 just one more ! Always just one more !

    • @certified_cact
      @certified_cact 4 года назад +6

      I like where this road is taking you

    • @sukrpunch
      @sukrpunch 4 года назад +2

      Gotta have the scene from the matrix queued up on your phone

    • @jameskelly8294
      @jameskelly8294 4 года назад +1

      Yup. Pretty much what my answer was too

    • @mikhailhunter5277
      @mikhailhunter5277 4 года назад +2

      we understand you bro

  • @davidsnipes7297
    @davidsnipes7297 Год назад

    That is me and motorcycles...as one guy told me when I called about the ad he was running, "They are easy to buy but hard to sell." How true, just like your words here... but who are we kidding... we always need one more... Keep up the good work!

  • @MrHeavy466
    @MrHeavy466 4 года назад +73

    "The cost of the gun is the cost of admission". Oh man the truth hurts.

    • @olofty8512
      @olofty8512 4 года назад +1

      I've learned that lesson all to well

    • @ZaYn.91
      @ZaYn.91 4 года назад +1

      I dont realized it until this video came out...Jeez, how much money i spend for these things....

  • @mrlencho7686
    @mrlencho7686 2 года назад +47

    My Dad had this problem, I was just raised this way. Love & miss you Dad 🙏🏼💙🇺🇸

    • @AltezzaGang15
      @AltezzaGang15 Год назад +1

      It’s the right problem!
      Condolences bro

    • @todtalk3912
      @todtalk3912 Год назад +1

      Your never alone Bro, remember that.
      Some never met or knew their dad. SO, the fact you love him and knew him is a blessing in itself.
      The best you can do, is carry on everything everyone else loved about him and be that guy.

    • @patrickbuechel2599
      @patrickbuechel2599 Год назад

      💘💖💓💞❣ Dad, my Dad, was a great guy and a great buddy, I miss him too. He died while I was in Vietnam.

  • @whipmeharderplease5169
    @whipmeharderplease5169 5 лет назад +331

    "Sexy chocolate pro-gun youtuber" 🤣

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 5 лет назад +8

      accidentally talks about himself lmao

    • @Gunny929
      @Gunny929 5 лет назад +6

      LMAO - I was doing so good until I heard him say that... coffee came out my nose! Keep 'em coming Colion; we will keep watching :)

    • @wbotti
      @wbotti 5 лет назад +2

      a bit much. but it was funny

    • @robertcherry7190
      @robertcherry7190 5 лет назад +2

      He obviously knows Randy Watson.

    • @cliftt
      @cliftt 5 лет назад

      "He good" ruclips.net/video/yKK2AIHwZpY/видео.html

  • @bythebnro7498
    @bythebnro7498 2 года назад +4

    The first part hit hard, saved up for weeks to by a rifle I really wanted. I was impressed and thought it was the best. A week later I am saving for the next rifle that will be “the best”.

  • @aidankilleen5889
    @aidankilleen5889 7 лет назад +346

    If your friends think that owning guns is bad, you need new friends. Friends that will go blow up stuff in the desert for fun WITH you.

    • @zod8300
      @zod8300 7 лет назад +1

      I agree.

    • @fgplayer047
      @fgplayer047 7 лет назад +3

      M H what is he neglecting?

    • @daniellarsen5520
      @daniellarsen5520 6 лет назад +3

      Real friends but their friends tanerite.

    • @howmuchlegocouldyoufitupyo9733
      @howmuchlegocouldyoufitupyo9733 6 лет назад

      Me and my mates play Fifa. I'd take Fifa any day Lol

    • @Ironicelm760
      @Ironicelm760 6 лет назад

      @@howmuchlegocouldyoufitupyo9733 you would take a copy and paste game over shooting?

  • @CableLineNetwork
    @CableLineNetwork 3 года назад +693

    Ok, this is scary i'm on my 4th day I still love my 9, but I need a draco

    • @top10ben35
      @top10ben35 3 года назад +13

      Mannnn me too bro i cant even find any for a good deal

    • @ArmedNDangerous
      @ArmedNDangerous 3 года назад +19

      You need a draco? Or you want a Draco?

    • @CableLineNetwork
      @CableLineNetwork 3 года назад +45

      @@ArmedNDangerous I pled the 5th

    • @jacksonsinclair2615
      @jacksonsinclair2615 3 года назад +22

      Why you want a draco for? are you tyin to make a shitty rap music video? Screw the draco and get a good side folding AK and it will do the same thing and you have a real rifle.

    • @top10ben35
      @top10ben35 3 года назад +4

      @@ArmedNDangerous both

  • @buzzbuzz095
    @buzzbuzz095 6 лет назад +538

    No creepers gonna blow up his house with that ocelot

  • @george2113
    @george2113 Год назад +1

    Having the disciple to decide on five calibers. I selected 22lr, 9mm, 40, 223, and 308. That helps reduce the temptation to add additional guns. But I understand the temptation for more.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 7 лет назад +723

    “That sexy chocolate pro gun RUclips” definitely taking about demolition ranch right there 😂

    • @chaserr1259
      @chaserr1259 6 лет назад +60

      He's referring to himself, that went joke went over your heads.

    • @palm1337
      @palm1337 6 лет назад +35

      r/woosh

    • @romaholcomb7768
      @romaholcomb7768 6 лет назад

      I get it ,and you are right ha

    • @smingjr
      @smingjr 6 лет назад +4

      Chase Morales they were being sarcastic

    • @OneSlowCbr
      @OneSlowCbr 6 лет назад +3

      I’m fuckin dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @adamwoolston253
    @adamwoolston253 6 лет назад +97

    I needed to come back and admire this video because a year ago I bought my first gun and saw this around then and thought "that'll never happen to me. I just need the one for concealed carry" and now I own like 20...

    • @scooter4849
      @scooter4849 6 лет назад +1

      same 2 years later and i own over 40.

    • @rokkinjohann
      @rokkinjohann 6 лет назад +1

      I'm somewhere in the middle, had about 20. Got divorced, new anti-gun-ish girlfriend, no guns, now 15 with 3 on the 'need' list. Am trying to rebuild to a number 1/2 of my age. Need to stow away over 25 to get there.
      Any new girlfriend better come in with at least 3: rifle, shotgun n handgun. If she has double that then all the more fun on Saturdays.

  • @TheHylianJuggalo
    @TheHylianJuggalo 5 лет назад +300

    "Sexy chocolate pro gun youtuber"
    Bruh

    • @vaan97531
      @vaan97531 4 года назад +5

      Came to the comments to say this 🤣

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 4 года назад +9

      @@vaan97531 I mean I aint gay but $800 off the AR15 is $800 off the AR15

    • @vaan97531
      @vaan97531 4 года назад +6

      Free ammo too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Inf4mousKidGames
      @Inf4mousKidGames 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like my future husband

    • @donutman3089
      @donutman3089 4 года назад +2

      I died laughing!

  • @HauteModesty
    @HauteModesty Год назад +8

    Too late for me my friend. I am addicted and you are 100% accurate in your assessment. I love my guns though. It gave me something to do in the evenings working on trigger control, grip training, front sight training, holster drills, etc. and weekends, I hung around at Sephora for another lipstick I didn’t need but now I’m on the range learning new things from the regulars who are now my friends. I think in my case, the the good outweighs the bad (unless you’re my bank account) lol😂

  • @leogarcia8640
    @leogarcia8640 7 лет назад +409

    I seriously want this guys gun closet

  • @TheRaven-WingGaming
    @TheRaven-WingGaming 4 года назад +182

    "Just turn the other way, because you don't want these problems."
    Me: Actually, I do.

  • @KevinLLH
    @KevinLLH 5 лет назад +592

    “Gang banging drug dealer”
    *lives in mansion*😂

    • @KevinLLH
      @KevinLLH 5 лет назад +21

      Studd Muffin what the fuck are you talking about? No shit you have too smart one

    • @johnnyc1227
      @johnnyc1227 5 лет назад +9

      Big time drug dealers are rich for a season

    • @BobTex01
      @BobTex01 5 лет назад +6

      Next time, do the tiniest bit of research, before you stick foot in your mouth.

    • @jimbojimson
      @jimbojimson 5 лет назад +1

      Lone Star Who are you talking to?

    • @joemorales3498
      @joemorales3498 5 лет назад

      @kevin bollinger he is a very successful entrepreneur that happens to deal in the transportation and Disbursement of party favors. He is not a drug dealer. Smh lmfao

  • @donaldtramp38
    @donaldtramp38 9 месяцев назад +1

    Totally Agree. Drug addiction might be cheaper than Gun addiction 🤔

  • @big_red_606
    @big_red_606 3 года назад +587

    If that cute girl doesn't want to date you because you have "to many" guns then yeah she's not the one for you!

    • @chriskeel3096
      @chriskeel3096 3 года назад +41

      if said cute girl says this, say to her " well, ma'am, explain how the unarmed chad is going to protect you then"

    • @Anthony_MD
      @Anthony_MD 3 года назад +16

      She probably doesn’t want to date you cause you misspelled “too”

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 года назад +2

      If you don't get the cute girl, which of your descendants will you pass the guns onto...

    • @anna.318
      @anna.318 3 года назад +1

      I don't think the amount of guns was really the problem. She thought he was a drug dealer based on having so many guns

    • @zacharycollins1547
      @zacharycollins1547 3 года назад +9

      @@anna.318 drug dealers only gonna carry like a small-medium sized pistol though

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 5 лет назад +161

    A gun addiction should be no more stigmatized than a classic car addiction, or a video game console collection.

    • @baconburgeronly3089
      @baconburgeronly3089 5 лет назад +3

      Yea

    • @MrCriches6
      @MrCriches6 5 лет назад +4

      You mention classic cars. I am sure you didn't miss the sweet Chevelle

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 5 лет назад +1

      That's reasonable.

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 года назад

      don't forget hentai manga collection

    • @ksvwooskii7964
      @ksvwooskii7964 4 года назад

      the human spider trek hey, hentai is art.

  • @BamaPigBows
    @BamaPigBows 3 года назад +186

    I feel like a crackhead when I'm at the gun store looking for ammo.

    • @onefastboi14
      @onefastboi14 3 года назад +12

      Then when you find ammo it’s like you hit the lottery 😂😂😂

    • @Nicholas_Terry
      @Nicholas_Terry 3 года назад +15

      @@onefastboi14 and I instinctively sniff while saying “yeah, that’s the stuff” as I buy it, given the obscene prices of ammo these days ;)

    • @majorpwner241
      @majorpwner241 3 года назад +5

      "Come on man I just need a little to hold me over..." while searching for that one specific caliber - I know the feeling.

    • @ricardodelacruz3254
      @ricardodelacruz3254 3 года назад +2

      ‘You got any ammo? ‘ scratching my neck asking the same question over and over

  • @patrickbuechel2599
    @patrickbuechel2599 Год назад +1

    I actually bought my first gun when I turned 10, it was an Ithica .22 single shot saddle carbine bought at the 39th street gun shop in st. Louis in October 1960 for my birthday gift to my self. It was new and cost $12.00. In 1961 I went in to Casey's Sporting Goods in Maplewood mo, alone, and bought a Glenfoeld model 60 .22 semi-auto rifle. I bought and paid for it cash up front, it was on sale for $14.00, Mr Casey said I had to have a parent come pick it up with me. I went outside to the corner phone booth and called my dad, he got there in 20 minutes, when dad got there Mr. Casey knew my dad, he greeted dad saying, hi Shorty, dad was 5'-.5", I should have known this was your kid, and they both laughed. Mr. Casey threw in a brick of .22 lr and a neat shieth knife in honor of my birthday and to celebrate my buying that rifle all on my own with money I earned working odd jobs(lawn mowing, leaf raking, baby sitting and my on going collecting and redeeming of .02 cent soda bottles). I still have the western shieth knife Mr. Casey gave me. He was impressed when I told him I already had a.22 single shot Ithica carbine, a model 97 winchester 12 ga pump riot gun(dad gave me the winchester for my 11th birthday) and a Steven's .410 single shot shotgun I had been hunting with since I was 7, I guess technicallythat was my very first gun I owned. We must have sat around talking for hours sharing hunting, fishing and guns, it felt good being equal throughout the whole hours of conversation. I'm 72 now, and I still love collecting and shooting guns. I still have the ithica single shot .22 carbine and the model 97. I also have my dads first gun, a .22 smooth bore "Flobert" cat rifle he got when he was 6 back in 1906.
    This was a great short article Colion, thank you. You always please.

  • @FlyinBentley
    @FlyinBentley 3 года назад +86

    He ain’t lyin. 2 months into buying my own guns and I’m already eyeing my third 💀

    • @sirhoward0111
      @sirhoward0111 3 года назад +8

      My first gun was a dp 12 I bought last month.. a week later I buy a canik just 3 days ago bought a sig p365. Currently eyeballing another Canik

    • @FlyinBentley
      @FlyinBentley 3 года назад +2

      @@sirhoward0111 lmao my second was the 365 💀 I like them caniks they seem lightweight. I’m onto my 6th now lookin for a compact fn or g19/26. I told myself I’d stop 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @hmm5170
      @hmm5170 3 года назад +1

      Thats pretty much any hobby which has equipments with differents characteristics, like i was once into rubiks cubes a lot, a week after getting a new rubiks cube and im already watchibg reviews for new expensive ones lol

    • @khakipeach2128
      @khakipeach2128 3 года назад

      i can’t even own real guns because i’m 15, yet the same is happening to me with airsoft guns

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 года назад +3

      Can relate: got one shotgun two years ago for kicks since constitutional carry was newly passed in my city, fast forward 2 years and my mom asked me without a second thought if i spent 10k on guns. Immediately i said NO, then added it up…..only 9k MOM…….yeah she made her point…that being said, i still lost them all in that tragic shower accident in case the AFT boys come a ✊

  • @gagewaterhouse4323
    @gagewaterhouse4323 6 лет назад +714

    Why you should get into guns:
    1. They're fun
    2. They teach you responsibility
    3. They're fun
    4. They teach you safety
    5. They're fun
    6. PROTECTION
    7. They're fun

    • @overthemountain3208
      @overthemountain3208 6 лет назад +31

      You forgot they’re fun

    • @veliki_dlek
      @veliki_dlek 6 лет назад +12

      You forgot that they teach you how to shoot up schools too, oh wait.. that happens only in America.

    • @tylerwilliams5622
      @tylerwilliams5622 6 лет назад +23

      @@veliki_dlek the gun does not say hey kid see that trigger pull it while ur pointing it at someone it won't be ur fault it will be mine...you are funny did you know that knifes are or can be used to slash an stab then when that starts happening we will have to talk crap about knifes an a bunch of librals on t.v. will be pulling out tantase an hatches, swords.

    • @gagewaterhouse4323
      @gagewaterhouse4323 6 лет назад +22

      @@veliki_dlek it isn't the gun that shoots up schools, it's the stupid moron holding it!

    • @xanwest4751
      @xanwest4751 6 лет назад +2

      Guns don't teach you anything.

  • @stripervince1
    @stripervince1 5 лет назад +23

    Spot on. I buy them, customize them, then never use them. Just like all the fishing tackle, golf equipment, and motorcycle aftermarket parts too

  • @dogethemdown3607
    @dogethemdown3607 2 года назад +1

    Came into the video thinking I would be hearing someone telling me guns are "dangerous", but was pleasantly surprised. Great video!

  • @boomdawg56
    @boomdawg56 4 года назад +29

    I am 54 years old and have been collecting guns since I was a teenager. I knew I was i trouble when out of the blue, the wife asked me what it would cost to replace what I have if we were robbed or had a fire. First I was afraid to tell her, then after a few minutes, I realized that I didn't really know. Old S&Ws that I picked up for $200 are now going for $800 or $1000. I paid $290 for a Mini 14 Ranch rifle that is $750 now. I never considered it an investment and most of my stuff isn't cool in the new "tactical " world but they are almost all worth more than I paid for them so it was a blind squirrel investment.

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 2 года назад

      Sell off all of them the ammo could literally ignite a bigger fire if the house was on fire.
      Also I suggest selling them off for profit and to get only 1 gun to protect yourself.

    • @boomdawg56
      @boomdawg56 2 года назад +1

      @@Boypogikami132 Not interested in selling them, I use them for different kinds of target shooting and hunting. I have no interest in the survivalist idea of one gun for everything. What works for a bear while hiking isn't what is best for home defense. What works for home defense isn't what works for teaching grandkids gun safety and to marksmanship.

    • @chefyboy2748
      @chefyboy2748 2 года назад +1

      @@boomdawg56 Yeah, don't listen to that crazy! You do you. 👍

  • @dickdanger7867
    @dickdanger7867 5 лет назад +32

    Because of my firearm enthusiasm I recently changed my job title to " income disposal specialist " .

  • @somecrazyveteran
    @somecrazyveteran 5 лет назад +122

    Me: *puts hunting rifle on layaway*
    Also me: *shops around for 9MM pistol*

  • @Ninjaman2470
    @Ninjaman2470 2 года назад +1

    I've been saving up money since I turned 17. I turn 18 in a month and I'm planning on buying my first rifle. I can hardly wait

  • @TheSheepDogPatriot1776
    @TheSheepDogPatriot1776 8 лет назад +213

    actually being into cars, IS A HELL OF ALOT MORE EXPENSIVE, Crack and drugs are bad for your health. But guns protect your life. And anyone who thinks im a terrorist or gangster, is not mentally fit enough to be my friend!! I actually want friends who do not wet themselves at the mention of a gun!!

    • @sogmalukem2745
      @sogmalukem2745 8 лет назад +4

      I hear that. You know you're a gear-head and a gun-nut when you cancel your cable subscription so you can buy another box of ammo and a wicked wheel.

    • @korollev23
      @korollev23 8 лет назад

      TheSheepDogPatriot1776, Fuckin' 💯😁👍

    • @korollev23
      @korollev23 8 лет назад +4

      sogma Lukem, Who needs TV anyway? Hell, the script writing sucks so bad nowadays that I don't even watch TV anymore. 😂😂

    • @TheSheepDogPatriot1776
      @TheSheepDogPatriot1776 8 лет назад +3

      sogma Lukem hahaha, that's awesome, but I reload my own ammo! and I watch only Netflix. Cable is Shitty garbage!!

    • @MajorArtillary
      @MajorArtillary 8 лет назад +3

      I wouldn't say it's more expensive, it' just that you dump out more money for that forged 4140 rotating assembly in one go than for guns, but you end up buying guns more frequently. One way or the other, my paychecks are always drying up whether it be from another gun or water pump.

  • @jebalitabb8228
    @jebalitabb8228 4 года назад +360

    I’d never trust someone who doesn’t own a gun tbh, everyone should own at least a handgun. Being able to open carry is one of the most satisfying feelings in the world

    • @mysteriousvigilante
      @mysteriousvigilante 4 года назад +15

      No they shouldn't guns are for cowards and useless killing machines

    • @FU1LMOON
      @FU1LMOON 4 года назад +11

      No not all I know several people that should have there guns taken away.

    • @brokentilebench
      @brokentilebench 4 года назад +32

      Spike Flea they should teach gun safety in schools, just as they do any other subject. Great thing for kids to learn at a young age.

    • @BenDover_Jr
      @BenDover_Jr 4 года назад +18

      @RICARDO It must really suck living a life where you're constantly thinking someone is going to kick down your door to kill you over your shitty tv. You're not that important dude.

    • @cmfan6870
      @cmfan6870 4 года назад +5

      Of course open carrying is satisfying. You have a weapon so you feel on top of the world. Take the weapon away and ur a little kitten

  • @ginobasquiat
    @ginobasquiat 3 года назад +79

    “Now you spend more on parts & accessories to kardashify your gun” 😂

    • @mikeh8228
      @mikeh8228 3 года назад +2

      yep, ordered speed loaders and speed loader pouches, also a belt holster. Now need to get to a gun smith to get the trigger pull lowered on my new revolver...14 lbs is a bit much!...10 - 11 would be much better! ha ha

    • @Nicholas_Terry
      @Nicholas_Terry 3 года назад +1

      @@mikeh8228 don’t forget color-coordinated furniture! That red charging handle is looking pretty sexy with that red grip.

  • @jasonmason8413
    @jasonmason8413 Год назад +1

    6 years late to this and it's only become more relevant and relatable

  • @Fireguy97
    @Fireguy97 6 лет назад +84

    I can quit any time that I want. I just don't want to yet.

    • @Lichor2369
      @Lichor2369 6 лет назад +4

      I said that about smoking too, now I got 2 addictions.

    • @patrickhenderson2538
      @patrickhenderson2538 6 лет назад +2

      I said that about smoking and drinking now i got 3 addictions

    • @robdeskrd
      @robdeskrd 6 лет назад

      Dude if you ever want that would just make you a quitter and I believe you arent that kinda guy......
      And for the other 2 fellas in this reply section:
      Anybody can quit smoking but it takes a man to stand up to cancer! 😁😁😁

    • @1yabeyabe
      @1yabeyabe 6 лет назад +3

      Quitting getting guns is easy, I've done it hundreds of times

  • @onlyblight177
    @onlyblight177 4 года назад +382

    I don’t even care about the guns anymore. I just want the cat.

  • @717Chris
    @717Chris 3 года назад +78

    I feel like I have a problem. Whenever I get a lump of money the first thing I think about is what gun do I want. I'll spend over 1k on a gun and complain about spending money on other things. Should I go to therapy. I love guns and the only thing I love more is more guns. After my family of course.

    • @carlife_710
      @carlife_710 3 года назад +4

      Tell me about it I just bought a custom AR pistol for 1200 bucks now I want another handgun cuz I’m bored of the one I have

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 3 года назад +6

      Krys Spend more time at the range with your gun instead of sitting at home fantasizing about your next gun and I promise it'll get better. You'll be too busy having fun with your current gun to think about another one. Same thing for women.

    • @johnmurray8733
      @johnmurray8733 3 года назад +1

      Get out of my life. You just explained myself.

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 3 года назад +1

      Whenever I think about getting a lump of money my first thought is I’d buy a gun with it. I saw a Bugatti race an R34, someone said “give me the R34 any day” and I immediately thought to myself, “give me the Bugatti, I’ll sell it and buy a gun, a house, and a car, plus ammunition and gas”.

    • @717Chris
      @717Chris 3 года назад

      @@YFZriderdude15 thanks for the tip!

  • @haveyouseengeorgehennen
    @haveyouseengeorgehennen Год назад +1

    I've waited 4 years, i turn 21 on October, you best believe I'm buying more than one gun, i been saving for them

  • @robertd5789
    @robertd5789 7 лет назад +243

    The wife love to buy make up and nice clothes, i love buying ammo and dressing my rifle lol. Nice Chevelle btw

  • @kennyhalltotga2272
    @kennyhalltotga2272 3 года назад +64

    I'm a caretaker. My guns are the protective layer of my collection. They provide me a place to put my efforts. Practicing my aim and cleaning them thoroughly. I've owned my weapon almost 25 years now. No incidents.

  • @liberalgunnut1592
    @liberalgunnut1592 4 года назад +67

    Funny how I always get the “how many do you need? You can only shoot one at a time” Dissertation from the meathead with multiple bags of state-of-the-art golf clubs. You can only swing one at a time and that new Callaway costs more than a Glock. Not to mention that my day at the range is cheaper than their day smackin their balls around. Your videos are great, keep up the good work!

    • @mikhailhunter5277
      @mikhailhunter5277 4 года назад +3

      it's kinda like saying, why do need a tool box with more than one tool. Every weapon has its advantages and disadvantages for whichever situation may occur. But i'm preaching to the choir here.

    • @TheAlphaWolf77
      @TheAlphaWolf77 4 года назад

      Mikhail Hunter Same for golf clubs. They’ve all got different uses even though they do ‘the same thing’

    • @reitairue2073
      @reitairue2073 4 года назад +1

      @@TheAlphaWolf77 lol.That's op's point tho, why are people collecting golf clubs talking shit about someone collecting guns when the same premise applies.

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 4 года назад

      If I can't walk into someone else's house and have the ability to put whatever caliber rounds they have in something I own, then I don't yet own enough guns.

    • @prograndprix
      @prograndprix 4 года назад

      I can shoot 4 rounds of trap for less than a round of golf. Guess who has less stress when he's done?

  • @RodMartinJr
    @RodMartinJr 2 года назад

    My favorite Colion Noir video. Entertaining, common sense, biting social commentary, stereotypes,... This short video has enough legs to be the trailer of a Major Motion picture.

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 6 лет назад +348

    1:16 A lot of people have no idea how expensive that cat is.

    • @---ct8tt
      @---ct8tt 6 лет назад +2

      Minnesota Guy what cat is it

    • @northernninety7
      @northernninety7 6 лет назад +13

      @@---ct8tt I think thats the savannah cat if Im not mistaken.

    • @Billups116
      @Billups116 6 лет назад +32

      I thought it was a bengal cat which is about $1500-2000.

    • @northernninety7
      @northernninety7 6 лет назад +27

      @@Billups116 Maybe but there is a savannah cat that goes for up to 20k

    • @durtydean8430
      @durtydean8430 6 лет назад +6

      i think Savannahs are bigger.

  • @Hawhyin69
    @Hawhyin69 5 лет назад +61

    I watched this video when it came out and thought "ha yea this is funny but Im not gonna be like that." almost 3 years later and here I am watching this video and thinking "wow this video could not be any more accurate."

    • @TheGreatIAMWHOIAM
      @TheGreatIAMWHOIAM 5 лет назад +2

      It's insane how factual it becomes once you've dipped your toe in the firearms pool.

    • @johnsanchezz
      @johnsanchezz 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheGreatIAMWHOIAM i bought my first gun last week. I bought my 2nd 3 days later and im already looking at another one.

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 6 лет назад +103

    My shooting hobby costs less than smoking two packs a day. So there.
    . . . . Actually, the fact that I went there kinda proves his point doesn't it?

    • @CSSstravag
      @CSSstravag 6 лет назад +4

      If you add up the on-the-ground cost of a pack a day, versus a weekend range day's worth of ammo at Early 2018 prices, assuming two range outings a month, the cigarettes are cheaper. At 3 packs every two days, it's a break-even. Two packs a day is more costly.

    • @jztjzt2135
      @jztjzt2135 6 лет назад +1

      I don’t know where you guys are buying your smokes, but I want to move there.
      In Kommifornia, a pack of cigarettes is around $7.50 + tax.
      Sales tax = (state- 7.25% + local ) 8.7825%. My city is on the low end too.
      I don’t even want to get started on firearms🤬.

    • @rualtevez7748
      @rualtevez7748 6 лет назад

      JZT JZT wow that cheap in Massachusetts it's $10.50 a pack I use to smoke two packs a day for years thank God I vape now

    • @khove1947
      @khove1947 6 лет назад

      Rual Tevez i was just in NH and Mass. and i can confirm.

  • @Toastman01
    @Toastman01 Год назад

    the title got me. the video kept me. great video, VERY informative but also had good comedic sarcastic jokes.

  • @jimpace1909
    @jimpace1909 4 года назад +139

    Hi my name is Jim and I’m a “Gunaholic” 😂

  • @fran7688
    @fran7688 7 лет назад +248

    It's funny you know, here in Europe we even struggle with having airsoft guns.

    • @chroniclethality3864
      @chroniclethality3864 7 лет назад +33

      Franky ouch, I got 8 airsoft guns in my closet, then again I live in Texas yee haw!

    • @rupertbaxter2274
      @rupertbaxter2274 7 лет назад +49

      Well, owning firearms requires a much greater degree of responsibility and maturity than a lot of people are comfortable with. And when your nation is full of people who are afraid of living up to those higher standards... well...

    • @Spaceman9090
      @Spaceman9090 7 лет назад +1

      Franky, what country do you live in?

    • @coligjiza7222
      @coligjiza7222 7 лет назад +6

      I change 5 ak47 made in albania for 1 ak47 full black with metalic grip made in russia

    • @calinthefield2622
      @calinthefield2622 7 лет назад +1

      Not really i live in england you apply for a licence and if its granted you can buy a gun within the conditions of the licence

  • @Brandon_66
    @Brandon_66 6 лет назад +95

    This applies for almost every hobby though

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 6 лет назад +4

      Brandon except bare-bones sports like parkour, free-climbing, diving, etc

    • @Brandon_66
      @Brandon_66 6 лет назад +15

      they still take up a ton of time especially practicing and training, they can take up money too if you need to go to private places or get professional training

    • @iconofsin5886
      @iconofsin5886 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah like fishing.

    • @atl3630
      @atl3630 6 лет назад +1

      I'm into watches...guns are cheap compared to high end watches.

    • @elephantgrass631
      @elephantgrass631 6 лет назад +1

      No but other hobbies still have friends and family think it's a waste of time depending on what it is. No one is a hobby accountant.

  • @mafirearmsafety
    @mafirearmsafety 2 года назад +1

    Glad I’m of an age where I’ve been well involved with firearms since the late sixties, not new to this, thank God. Love wood and blue steel firearms! My carry pistol, a Beretta 84BB 9 short (380) 13 rounds.

  • @CHaas-bn3xi
    @CHaas-bn3xi 7 лет назад +5

    great video thanks man, it's really crazy I'm 58 year's old and purchased my first gun about 5 months ago and now I own 3 guns looking at a 4 th gun, I read about guns, I watch RUclips videos every night about guns. I clean my guns after every time I shoot them. Yes this shit is fun.

  • @jugulartheninja
    @jugulartheninja 4 года назад +145

    "You dont want these problems"
    Also we dont want yall making ammo EVEN MORE SCARCE

    • @jenden1978
      @jenden1978 4 года назад +1

      Nail on the head right there.

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 года назад

      At this point I’m going to start asking around if bullets can be made out of used car parts

  • @Adamm0621
    @Adamm0621 6 лет назад +207

    I thought buying guns was addicting... and then I bought my first suppressor.

    • @marcusyoung2870
      @marcusyoung2870 6 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @1yabeyabe
      @1yabeyabe 6 лет назад +1

      Mmmmmm.......suppressooooorss .....and donuts. ...😳

    • @JorgeGarcia-bv8ox
      @JorgeGarcia-bv8ox 6 лет назад

      Suppressors are harder to get than any firearm

    • @nipcoyote1140
      @nipcoyote1140 6 лет назад +2

      @@JorgeGarcia-bv8ox Depends on the state. Here in Tennesee there aren't restrictions on suppressers. You can get them mailed to you without any fancy paperwork.

    • @JorgeGarcia-bv8ox
      @JorgeGarcia-bv8ox 6 лет назад +1

      Nobody in Particular my bad I didn’t know that that’s pretty cool tho

  • @werealldoomed7643
    @werealldoomed7643 2 года назад

    I have the running out of safe space problem, I honestly never thought I would have that problem.

    • @user-oy6ci4qy8q
      @user-oy6ci4qy8q 2 года назад

      you have been selected among my few giveaway winners,endeavour to reach out to claim package

  • @l8trh4ter
    @l8trh4ter 7 лет назад +126

    "Sexy Chocolate Pro-gun RUclipsr" needs to be a t shirt.

  • @guns-usa8564
    @guns-usa8564 5 лет назад +223

    I showed my wife your video!!! and I told her it’s not that bad! She told me I had enough rifles!🤷‍♂️ I said you’re right honey!...... I need more handguns!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 Great video!!!! 👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 stay safe shooter!!!

    • @jacobmaziarz3392
      @jacobmaziarz3392 5 лет назад +6

      And now you're sleeping on the couch. But it's not that bad; kinda like camping. And for a worthy reason, too.

    • @guns-usa8564
      @guns-usa8564 5 лет назад +6

      Jacob Maziarz No I actually like sleeping on the couch now. 👍 that gives me more room to put GUNS under my cushions!! I’m the kind of guy that don’t like to have all my eggs in one basket. 👍🇺🇸 thank you for your reply. your support goes along way if you would like to subscribe to the channel that would be great as well your support makes a difference keep in touch shooter! And stay safe!

    • @mommy2kdk
      @mommy2kdk 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I think we are at the same place here. Enough rifles and shotguns technically, but I still want an AK for our collection. My hubby says focus on better conceal carry guns. I said sell one of his revolvers, I got a dirty look. 😂😂 So more pistols then an AK. 😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @sucram1015
      @sucram1015 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reedr1659
      @reedr1659 5 лет назад +2

      My wife told me I had enough. Don't buy any more guns. I got a cap and ball revolver. No background check. When you buy a gun, you have to do a background check. Um... it's not a gun. Bought an 80% lower. What's that?! Um... it's a block of metal. She gave up. She actually told me the other day that I should go buy a gun I really want. I almost shit.

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 7 лет назад +472

    he just wants us to not buy them so the prices go down so he can buy more! Dont fall for it!!!

    • @bigzerofps
      @bigzerofps 7 лет назад +8

      Winterfell or if we buy more and restrict the supply, his investments go up and price. Its a win win for him

    • @MichiCree
      @MichiCree 7 лет назад +10

      Foobal He's not going to sell his guns. Rather give an organ.

    • @Xodnappe
      @Xodnappe 7 лет назад

      Stupidest thing I heard today

    • @JayOnOneWheel
      @JayOnOneWheel 7 лет назад

      Don’t we all lol

    • @CINCINNATI-_-OG
      @CINCINNATI-_-OG 7 лет назад

      Winterfell 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelA-rp2hy
    @MichaelA-rp2hy 8 лет назад +32

    this was reverse psychology at its finest.