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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @Altrag_
    @Altrag_ 4 часа назад +1057

    Congressional pay raises should be voted on, by the American people

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder 4 часа назад +69

      They'd never let that pass because...well...it won't be pay raises.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 4 часа назад +90

      Tie it to the minimum wage. One can only go up if the other does.

    • @intosound913
      @intosound913 4 часа назад +52

      don't they make enough in backdoor deals and insider trading?

    • @nomore8042
      @nomore8042 4 часа назад +28

      They haven't done anything for the American Tax Paying Citizens so screw them !!!! They already have voted for a automatic raise every year unless they vote it down and that has never happened !!!!!!!!!!!! Pass Congressional term limits and the line item veto Pronto Amundo !!!

    • @emiliodeguarda2005
      @emiliodeguarda2005 4 часа назад +13

      ​@@intosound913No, they needed $69k more per year to buy stocks before they release the official vote.

  • @benbouman3245
    @benbouman3245 4 часа назад +244

    Bills should be required to be read aloud and posted online days before any vote.

    • @derekeastman7771
      @derekeastman7771 4 часа назад +18

      You say that like they wouldn’t work around it by making the most junior/least liked senator go do it while the rest of them dip out to play golf or whatever.

    • @mooglew1705
      @mooglew1705 3 часа назад +21

      ​@@derekeastman7771If they leave they aren't allowed to vote.

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 Час назад +7

      Also each bill must have only a single law or motion on it no more omnibus bills.

    • @tristanb.3470
      @tristanb.3470 Час назад +3

      They are posted online sometimes months in advance, generally.

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder Час назад

      @@tristanb.3470 Only the ones they're ok with everyone seeing, which means there's likely nothing fishy in em or nobody will discern the real meaning behind it until it goes into effect. It's the ones they DON'T want us to see that are the concerning bits. What do THOSE bills have in em that they so desperately need votes for that they'd feel the need to hide the details from the public?

  • @SingleWhiteRoses
    @SingleWhiteRoses 4 часа назад +232

    "Someone attack us" to get our politicians on the same side is scary and accurate.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 3 часа назад +7

      The Pols are on the same side.
      Against Luigi.

    • @Conrrad1
      @Conrrad1 Час назад +1

      Grampa Buff better think before opening his cargo bays, you might get what you're asking before you notice. We have too many unsavory individuals running around and we don't know who most are.

    • @dianelipson5420
      @dianelipson5420 Час назад +3

      ⁠@@ken481959So true! ❤😂 Everyone on both sides hates Johnny Salami too! 👏🏻

  • @MrFootballFan55
    @MrFootballFan55 4 часа назад +499

    Washington DC. America's ruptured appendix we can't surgically remove

    • @jasonrist6582
      @jasonrist6582 4 часа назад +15

      Referendum on dissolving the federal government

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 4 часа назад +1

      @@jasonrist6582XD

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 3 часа назад

      DC’s the only place in America that *isn’t* at fault for this. They’re the only ones who don’t have congressional representation. If you’re angry at Congress acting dumb, stop electing morons.

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 3 часа назад

      If you have nukes you can surgically remove it.

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight 3 часа назад +5

      Would the rest of the US cry or celebrate if DC evaporated?

  • @robertkoch8623
    @robertkoch8623 4 часа назад +379

    DC Impression is the best impression you have ever done.

    • @dasshaker2372
      @dasshaker2372 4 часа назад +15

      Probably the most dead-on accurate description of that place, too.

    • @zendetta4364
      @zendetta4364 3 часа назад +6

      I spit my drink on my work computer when he started talking like that 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @wayneclark2899
      @wayneclark2899 3 часа назад +2

      By FAR!

    • @Ghosthorses
      @Ghosthorses 2 часа назад +1

      It was uncanny the resemblance !

    • @TheDevastator619
      @TheDevastator619 2 часа назад +2

      Second!

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 4 часа назад +223

    Russia: Lies about its missile capabilities.
    America: Jesus Christ! Have you not learned your lesson?
    Russia: No.
    America: Fine. Ray Ray, Lockheed, I want a missile defense system that can easily defeat what Russia is lying about being able to do today even though it will be another 50 years before they can actually do it

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 4 часа назад +22

      The missile defense system equivalent of an F15? That makes me feel things.

    • @Controlled_Insanity_003
      @Controlled_Insanity_003 3 часа назад +6

      50? You mean like 200?

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 2 часа назад +4

      ​@@benjaminoechsli1941 f15? brother, i dont think the su35 could take out an f4. let alone an f15.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Час назад

      @GearGuardianGaming I was referring to how the F15 was created to beat what Russia was lying about the time (The MiG-25 Foxbat).
      And we've seen how well that worked. 1️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ - 0️⃣

  • @NotALot-xm6gz
    @NotALot-xm6gz 4 часа назад +218

    “Palletised American Hate” is both a mood and a great name for a metal band.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 часа назад +12

      Promoter: So what’s the name of your band?
      Guitarist: Palletized American Hate.
      P: So I’m guessing you’re like doom metal or something?
      G: No. We’re largely acoustic Americana. Think CSN meets Tom Petty and Bob Seger.

    • @OverTheVoids
      @OverTheVoids 4 часа назад +7

      I personally feel like that would be a good title for a song composed from a metal band named "Rapid Dragon".

    • @progrocker2112
      @progrocker2112 4 часа назад +3

      Would also be a good t shirt.

    • @792slayer
      @792slayer 4 часа назад +2

      I'm definitely feeling it.

    • @notablediscomfort
      @notablediscomfort 4 часа назад +2

      Feels more like an album.

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 3 часа назад +40

    I’ve said for the longest time, congressional pay should be the average salary of your state.

    • @kdavidsmith1
      @kdavidsmith1 Час назад +3

      And paid out from state funds.

  • @Egonowhere
    @Egonowhere 4 часа назад +345

    OK HLC .. it's been too long…. The CIA has recaptured Franklin … We need proof of Life :p

    • @larrykelly3536
      @larrykelly3536 4 часа назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @edgarpenuelas6913
      @edgarpenuelas6913 4 часа назад +10

      They put em down to check for rabies😂

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus 4 часа назад +3

      Makes too much sense

    • @xyz.ijk.
      @xyz.ijk. 3 часа назад +9

      ... or we take HLC hostage?

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon 3 часа назад +3

      @@edgarpenuelas6913 you saw that comedy show too i see

  • @kiefferciullo8561
    @kiefferciullo8561 4 часа назад +93

    Being a congressman is the only job I can think of where you can get a raise despite not actually doing your job!

    • @antoninobaldasari5232
      @antoninobaldasari5232 3 часа назад +10

      A lot of upper management/CEO types do it, too. Tank a company, shit on their workers, but hey, raises for the board of directors!

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz 3 часа назад

      Sports owners get paid plenty for doing nothing but suck!

    • @Troutstar
      @Troutstar 2 часа назад +6

      While Elon laughs at TESLA , raking in that sweet sweet dollar, while doing nothing 😂 It's what a lot of CEO's do all the time. If you want to know what hard work is, ask somebody who does manual labor for 12-16 hours a day and stop allowing CEO's to run our country.

    • @jasonstearns1044
      @jasonstearns1044 2 часа назад

      ​@Troutstar 😅😅😅 you're pretty dumb if you think that there's no work involved to be a CEO or the owner/ founder/ creator of a company that you oversee and run.
      Tell me you're low wage without telling me you're low wage.
      Tell me you're uneducated and lazy without telling me you're uneducated and lazy.
      Tell me you're a liberal without telling me you're a liberal.
      Tell me you have no future without telling me you have no future.
      So many jokes can be made out of that absolutely uneducated garbage you posted. I'd be here longer than your attention span just getting started with them.

    • @dannyeaton5784
      @dannyeaton5784 2 часа назад +1

      And retirement pay FOR LIFE. As well as medical coverage FOR LIFE. Even after ONE term.

  • @blitz0590
    @blitz0590 4 часа назад +289

    Release the Kid!

    • @stewm1267
      @stewm1267 4 часа назад +15

      The Kid > The Kracken

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 4 часа назад +3

      Not when biden is in chrge😂

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 4 часа назад +2

      not unil after Canada gets our F-35s, I wanna see what the 2 time World Warcrime champion can do with a fleet of flying supercomputers.

    • @LegendaryFenrir
      @LegendaryFenrir 4 часа назад

      ​@avroarchitect1793 This is funnier than it should be.
      And now I'm curious too 😂

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 3 часа назад

      @@LegendaryFenrir The F35 will be warmly welcomed.

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 4 часа назад +60

    You know the kids got gold when grandpa buff wants to use his joke 😂😂

  • @myrojyn
    @myrojyn 3 часа назад +16

    Term limits for Congress!

    • @JimCollins-n4c
      @JimCollins-n4c 2 часа назад

      No slur on you intended. Now, if my Representative or Senator has reached their limit but I think they've done a great job, why shouldn't I be able to keep them as my Representative? Their job is to be split so that on the one hand they have to do what's best for the United States, but they're supposed to try and do it in a way that benefits their state or district. There's two ways to describe the US. Sure we're a Constitutional Republic, but we're also a Representative Democracy. Are we really getting our full rights if we can't pick who we want to represent us? I know that the President has term limits but that only happened after we nuked Japan. I don't like it but the Commander in Chief has the nuclear codes and I have to admit it's necessary. No one member or even the entire Congress can force a President to use nukes so I think you should have the right to choose who you want and I should have the same right. Sorry for the long rant. I wish a great set of holidays for you and all those you Love. Semper Fi.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 часа назад

      ​@@JimCollins-n4c If they've done well, their political party should not only be able but eager to provide a candidate that can follow in their footsteps.
      Let a good candidate retire in glory, I say. We need more of that in this day and age.

    • @pmc2999
      @pmc2999 Час назад

      And like airplane pilots age limits. I want my government and my pilot both in peak condition.

  • @tommykenworthy9950
    @tommykenworthy9950 4 часа назад +62

    Congressional representative pay should either be voted by the people so they get rewarded for doing right by the people or it should be based on the average income of their constituents so they have incentives to advocate for the people back home so they dont forget why we sent them there

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 4 часа назад +8

      Average income of their home state sounds like a perfect idea

    • @htomtrites3033
      @htomtrites3033 3 часа назад +5

      Congresspersons should be paid by their state, same as their state's Legislators. I'm tempted to add that States should provide housing in DC (for some states, senior residential facilities may be a good model.)

    • @dobber43
      @dobber43 3 часа назад +3

      ​@coffeegonewrong you want median or maybe even a ratio based on the bottom percentiles pay. Otherwise they could just massively increase their states 1% and still make a lot more.

    • @billkraemer4710
      @billkraemer4710 3 часа назад +3

      At 200k per year salary it amazes me how many of them become multimillionaires in just 8 to 10 years. It’s as if they don’t spend a penny of their own wages for anything.

    • @sarkaranish
      @sarkaranish 2 часа назад

      I disagree. They should be paid DOUBLE the median household income of where they are living currently, AKA Washington DC. As a result, they should work double, have half the days off, and read the damn bills they propose. Congress barely does their job. We should incentivize them to work more, not less. And then get rid of their stock trading capabilities.

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 4 часа назад +83

    As much as we rag on the Iranians, as a hobbyist aviation enthusiast it's genuinely impressive to me how long they've managed to keep their Persian cats flying... at least a handful of them. Seeing clips from their airshow was genuinely surreal. The scream of those old TF-30s was amazing.
    But you know, stop funding your terror homies or get the smoke Iran. Doesn't matter if you have Tomcats or Flankers.
    Great video as always HLC!

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 часа назад +2

      Oh yeah, I don't know who deserves more credit for keeping those aging airframes operating, the Iranian maintenance crews or the original engineers who designed those planes...

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis 2 часа назад

      ​@@RipOffProductionsLLCCould be completely off-course with this, but I like to imagine that Iran's F-14s have been kept flying by a crew of grizzled mechanics and pilots who joined Iran's military just after the country received them just to fly or work on them...and they have agreed to go along with all kinds of BS to remain in place to keep the Tomcat flying. Which isn't 100% heroic, I acknowledge, but I want to believe that Iran's Tomcat remain alive because their crews love them too much.

  • @anyaoberkirsch7015
    @anyaoberkirsch7015 4 часа назад +43

    "Someone attack us", is a sad and accurate sentiment. We only come together when someone has played the FA card, and we need to introduce them to the FO.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 2 часа назад +3

      Even then, you have people whining about the attacker's feelings getting hurt by Finding Out.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 56 минут назад

      ​@benn454 So we ought to just spell it out for them that the people we fight are bad, because they don't know how to do their research.

  • @TwilightMysts
    @TwilightMysts 4 часа назад +102

    That ending... Yeah, I am fed up with Congress proposing (and far too often, passing) crap that is hundreds of pages long, and packed with crap that has nothing to do with the supposed subject of the bill. My personal solution would be two fold: There can't be any contents that is not directly under the explicitly stated purpose of the bill, and the bill must be read aloud, in its entirety, every time it is voted on. Congress would never get anything done if they had to spend two weeks sitting on the floor reading through a bill before they could do anything else.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 3 часа назад +7

      I don't see a downside to that.

    • @yelwinmoisesacostaduarte8915
      @yelwinmoisesacostaduarte8915 3 часа назад

      it dosent even need to be a person readund that maybe

    • @anonymouspotato4899
      @anonymouspotato4899 3 часа назад +2

      Congress never gets anything done anyway though

    • @patrickm.4469
      @patrickm.4469 3 часа назад +2

      Yep I say don't pay them until the job is completed. Also ban insider trading

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername 3 часа назад

      Then they'll call it the "Protect kids" bill or something but with a billion negative things in it

  • @LegendaryFenrir
    @LegendaryFenrir 4 часа назад +106

    Iran: America, your dog is fighting 4 countries
    USA: And Russia can barely fight 1

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler 3 часа назад +17

      also USA: four on one and the one is kicking all their asses

    • @Loki_Trickster
      @Loki_Trickster 2 часа назад +13

      @@occasional-dabbler It's actually worst then that, They are kicking their asses and the only side concerned about collateral damage.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 2 часа назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 минуты назад

      @@Loki_Trickster 6 days war round 2 but apparently syria jordan and egypt know better than to fuck with israel

  • @Spartan536
    @Spartan536 4 часа назад +50

    I am of legal age to run for office, I have considered it. My platform slogan is, FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.
    My proposal is this:
    All bills are legally required to be single issue and must apply equally to politicians as its does the people.
    ALL members of congress, the POTUS, and the SCOTUS are to be paid the AVERAGE US INCOME, pay raises can NOT be voted on and will ALWAYS reflect how the average American struggles financially.
    Insider trading and financial kickbacks for politicians are to be made illegal and if caught doing so will be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal from office with no retirement benefits.
    For those of you wondering, I am militantly Pro-2A to the point where I WILL make Brandon Herrera Director of the BATFE (ATF). I would receive an A+ from the Firearms Policy Coalition, guaranteed. We don't have a gun problem in the USA, we have a disturbing and significant MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM, and that desperately needs to be addressed.

    • @ForestWolf1757
      @ForestWolf1757 3 часа назад +11

      Also a crippling social media addiction which I personally believe directly ties in to the mental health issue.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 3 часа назад +1

      So, when are you going to enlist? And I don't mean in the Guard or the Air Force, or the Coast Guard.

    • @Loki_Trickster
      @Loki_Trickster 2 часа назад +7

      I Agree with you but I think it doesn't go far enough with insider trading and financial kickbacks
      * Politicians shouldn't be allowed to own stocks period. They should be divested into US bonds the moment they are sworn into office.
      * Election donations should be souly by individuals. No corporate, citizens united, Unions, etc. And make lobbying illegal.
      Supreme court should also have term limits, they shouldn't be allowed to hold a lifetime position when its not voted directly by the people.

    • @ΣτελιοςΠεππας
      @ΣτελιοςΠεππας 2 часа назад +2

      ​@Loki_Trickster Won't work. In my country, politicians are banned from owning stocks, options, or anything else of that sort. But their relatives aren't.
      They'll always find a way...

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 Час назад

      Being caught needs to involve substantial prison time (10 years in max minimum) not simply removal.

  • @lokimischievous1698
    @lokimischievous1698 4 часа назад +21

    Man, did you nail the voice of the politicians. Love it. DC never sounded better.

  • @Alcatrazrezz
    @Alcatrazrezz 3 часа назад +13

    Can us Canadians commit our new list of future war crimes yet? Please we have spent the last 70+ years crowd sourcing ideas 🤣

  • @gafrers
    @gafrers 4 часа назад +55

    The DC bit killed me. So accurate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Melw44
      @Melw44 4 часа назад +1

      Totally on Pelosi voice!😂

  • @gatorkt1
    @gatorkt1 3 часа назад +10

    1:48 I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT! Started dying laughing taking a dump in the Charlotte airport.

  • @ChrisRand-gf7lz
    @ChrisRand-gf7lz 4 часа назад +15

    Buff with the "Dick Cheney shooting a guy in the face" deep cut.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 3 часа назад +1

      Fast, wide, and deep. And accurate AF.

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 4 часа назад +55

    Last time i was this early i was told to sit on the floor for 5 hours in my gear until we were told what we were going to do.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 часа назад +7

      Last time I was this early my girlfriend told me she was late 😂

  • @danjohnston9037
    @danjohnston9037 4 часа назад +25

    1) We USED to have a " Line Item Veto ", but then we never used it
    2) Don't you diss the Coast Guard ! Those are OUR BOATS

  • @MitchellM.
    @MitchellM. 3 часа назад +8

    All I'm saying is that congressional salaries should be based on the median American household income. Give Congress an incentive to think of everyone.

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander 2 часа назад

      Mmm... I understand the sentiment, but almost all proposals here have some bad unintended consequences.
      In this case, the fastest way for them to make more money is to improve the life of the most people. Might sound good, until you realize that that means improving only some states. It would be the reverse problem (from a representation standpoint) from the Electoral College 'issue'.

  • @gagekent4920
    @gagekent4920 4 часа назад +55

    Buff is still hilarious😂
    Amd someone has something superior again! Wow!

    • @Get_bent52
      @Get_bent52 4 часа назад +1

      Therapy is for quitters

    • @gagekent4920
      @gagekent4920 4 часа назад +1

      @@Get_bent52 exactly what I tell my family when they tell me to go to therapy😂

  • @silviadragoness5904
    @silviadragoness5904 4 часа назад +58

    One Issue Per Bill!

    • @benbouman3245
      @benbouman3245 4 часа назад +10

      Posted online for all to examine.

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz 3 часа назад +5

      With source control showing exactly who wrote each line and when.

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 4 часа назад +21

    The Tomcat was designed around a missile.
    The A-10 is literally built around the gun.

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder 4 часа назад +7

      And has the ability to carry missiles, bombs, gun pods, or whatever else it needs to carry because it don't give a fuck about stealth. It just flies in, fucks shit up, and generally just terrorizes the enemy.

  • @Arrowthorne
    @Arrowthorne 3 часа назад +5

    I-ran: Haha see our mighty Su-35's
    F22: Introducing our newest technology "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"

  • @alexs.8401
    @alexs.8401 4 часа назад +25

    "High tech duel" in Russia is Rock, Paper, Scissors. Or Rochambeau.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 4 часа назад +3

      HLC also forgot to add that every single bomber and fighter in the US inventory is capable of carrying cruise missiles too.

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz 3 часа назад +4

      "high tech duel" is the rebranding of Russian roulette

  • @crwn-chaos288
    @crwn-chaos288 4 часа назад +20

    You know, days like this when I really respect content creators like you, you could have easily extended this out to ten minutes for the midrolls, keep it up man not only are you good to watch, but seeing all this makes it feel good to watch. Be safe and have a good day HLC

  • @jesm1194
    @jesm1194 3 часа назад +4

    Living near dc, that was the greatest impersonation you've ever done please continue to do that one LOL

  • @keithkellett9377
    @keithkellett9377 4 часа назад +8

    SEE!!! EVEN THE UNITED STATES ITSELF WANTS TO LIMIT THE WORDING ON BILLS!! PRAISE BE THE UNITED STATES

  • @BewilderedDuck-e5l
    @BewilderedDuck-e5l 2 часа назад +3

    When I heard that challenge to a duel come out of Putins mouth my first thought was “Can’t wait for HLC to respond to this” 😂

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold 3 часа назад +6

    Congressional pay is increased automatically, so voting in an extra one is gilding the turd.

  • @duncanbeirne9358
    @duncanbeirne9358 4 часа назад +34

    Buff is the premier glass blower (for quantity)

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 4 часа назад +20

    Kids got respect for his elders

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 3 часа назад +7

    “I’m not makin’ em at night america!” *looks at Langley* “I’m makin’ em at night”

  • @jordanfgfox7237
    @jordanfgfox7237 4 часа назад +25

    The kid wasn't about to follow jake paul's footsteps big respect

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautism 4 часа назад +4

    From a civilians perspective: It feels like our military branches have so much pent up energy that if someone pulls the wrong move and f's around ohh.... they are definitely going to find out! 😅
    All it would take is an authorization saying show them what we are about and our service men and women will get to finally stretch their legs!
    The US is just sitting here wishing and praying someone would throw a 2 piece comb sucker punch our way to release the greatest power of freedom they will ever see.
    With the extra pent up energy itll be super spicy too. Haha.
    As always HLC i freaking love your videos man! And im always telling people to come check your channel out! You deserve it man! 👍

  • @laggybum3218
    @laggybum3218 3 часа назад +2

    @8:00 I totally 100% agree! Make it so they have to vote on single issue laws, with no riders or add-ons! You want a pay increase? Then put that to a vote instead of sticking it on another bill. Same way with all the other shit they pull.

  • @prestontucker6171
    @prestontucker6171 4 часа назад +10

    Lol Sometimes I like to think that Putin and Jong Un are both fully aware of HLC and that they hate-watch his videos while sucking their thumbs at night.

  • @AnyMotoUSA
    @AnyMotoUSA 4 часа назад +5

    Washington DC as a sub 70 IQ hall monitor has me in stitches

  • @slcape01
    @slcape01 4 часа назад +6

    Where is the new T-shirt, "violence is my love language". Lmao

  • @Kevxmed
    @Kevxmed 2 часа назад +2

    Loving the new voice of D.C. 😂😂😂

  • @koalactrl
    @koalactrl 4 часа назад +12

    The kid will pull no punches now, since Iran is going to quit using the Tomcat and Phantom.

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 2 часа назад +2

    Congress should not have paychecks. It should not be a paid position to be a politician. It should only be Voluntary, and voted in.

    • @JimCollins-n4c
      @JimCollins-n4c 2 часа назад +2

      Then only the rich could do it. That's already true in DC but in my state we have really great people in office in all the state wide officers but the vast majority of our legislators are great folks, but almost none at our local, state, or federal politicians from my state could afford to do those jobs without pay. The rich have far too much representation as it is, in my opinion. Now Listen Up! We have a mess of holidays coming up and I hope that you, and all those you Love enjoy them. Semper Fi.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 Час назад

      @@JimCollins-n4c Not necessarily. We could get GSA to provide congressional apartments, give them an account with separate per diem, clothing, and office overhead budgeting, maybe have that operated by DOD logistics (is there an NSN for a civilian business suit? wonder how the bidding process works for that)... oh, and travel by DTS.
      If they have to live within their own red tape, maybe they'll be a little more intelligent about it.

  • @JohnPollock-zu8kt
    @JohnPollock-zu8kt 3 часа назад +3

    DC was hilarious, must have again!!

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 4 часа назад +12

    5:18
    That sounds like a product line for those Bad Dragon “toys”.

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 3 часа назад

      Insert joke here.

    • @sinocte
      @sinocte 2 часа назад

      "Either way you go, somebody's getting fucked!"

  • @codyking5338
    @codyking5338 4 часа назад +7

    2:37 Disassembled and returned. Same. Day. Shipping.

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 4 часа назад +14

    Oh cool let's go get our Tomcats back.

    • @johnmcshane4463
      @johnmcshane4463 4 часа назад +3

      That's an idea for a Tom cruise movie that would write itself.

  • @Sasqtch
    @Sasqtch 4 часа назад +7

    Of course the F-22 is going to get excited by an engagement. Let him eat!

  • @bsb8705
    @bsb8705 4 часа назад +8

    Buff is turning into the Kid. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv 4 часа назад +8

    HLC, if I was 35 years younger, your wife would be afraid lol. Someone with your abilities is a treasure and I might have tried to woo you away from her lol. You make me laugh!!

  • @mileslugo6430
    @mileslugo6430 3 часа назад +1

    Politicians are supposed to be expendable.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 3 часа назад +4

    8:16 I want to believe that HLC uses this voice when he’s berating the lower enlisted

  • @Kiba945
    @Kiba945 Час назад +2

    Yo yo! HLC! Just wanted to inform you that the first F-16 has reached Argentina! Thank you for the American Engineering! (Dont let the UK know about this...)

  • @sundaynightcommander
    @sundaynightcommander 4 часа назад +8

    1:20 same logic of “if there are no survivors nobody knows you are there”

  • @ThraceVega
    @ThraceVega 4 часа назад +6

    If DC ever becomes a state, this nation is boned.

    • @AmericanAdvancement
      @AmericanAdvancement Час назад

      They legally can never be a state. The moment they become a state there would have to be a new capital since the whole point of DC not being a state was so that one state cannot disproportionately influence national level politics.

  • @Legendz5150
    @Legendz5150 4 часа назад +5

    make all politicians salaries reflect on the median income of an average citizen and you have my vote

  • @BreandanOCiarrai
    @BreandanOCiarrai 4 часа назад +1

    I think I pulled something laughing when D.C. came on, so on brand 🤣

  • @scarx4181
    @scarx4181 3 часа назад +5

    Wasn't the congressional pay raise a max of 3.8%? 174000*1.038=180612 or a raise of 6612 per year. I care less about their raw salary than I do the lobbyists and insider trading. 180k per year would be fine if they weren't making decisions based on what will fatten their investment portfolio.

    • @nathansmith3117
      @nathansmith3117 3 часа назад

      Too many people are buying into Elon the Muppet's bullshit.

  • @Charles-A
    @Charles-A 4 часа назад +1

    Man, I'm loving these long format videos. Keep giving me my fix and I'm a happy guy

  • @aidanserad1143
    @aidanserad1143 4 часа назад +3

    @Habitual Linecrosser we NEED the F4 Phantom in the videos with an old man voice! Both the USN one AND the USAF one! Maybe a section of a video where they argue about which branch’s F4 were better! Lol
    Would LOVE to see that! Keep up the great work!😊👍🏻

  • @iKvetch558
    @iKvetch558 4 часа назад +6

    Love the video...but the Arleigh Burkes do not have 120 VLS cells...only the Ticos have that many...the Burkes have 96 cells.

  • @Blackmerlin666
    @Blackmerlin666 4 часа назад +9

    Greetings from Germany ✌️

  • @SomeOne-Avatar
    @SomeOne-Avatar Час назад

    OMG!!! LMAO!!!🤣😂🤣 I love the D.C. impersonation (the smart kid on the short bus) that about sums it up LoL

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 4 часа назад +4

    The Kid can be one hell of a wrestler. He got smack talk down pat. All he was missing was crying out, "Can I get a 'hell yeah'?" But that is another plane's catch phrase. Can't steal other people's catch phrases. Some serious legal sh*t right there.
    After all. The Kid got Franklin in his corner. With the Steel Chair....well...we think he is in The Kid's corner. Where is Franklin?
    *Hearing screaming in New York and lots of gunfire*
    Either that is Franklin or a normal New York day.

    • @oldman4021
      @oldman4021 4 часа назад +1

      NOT Franklin!

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 часа назад +1

      @@oldman4021 You assume Franklin is the one screaming. You fool.

    • @oldman4021
      @oldman4021 3 часа назад

      @Qardo More fool you, what I had in mind was FRANKLIN'S victims

  • @sakul_the_one4821
    @sakul_the_one4821 4 часа назад +20

    0:45 can I buy those F14s? for civilian transportation of course

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 3 часа назад

      Do you have money to maintain those. Because US navy sure didn't, they were so bankrupt after that venture they replaced it with cheaper F-18.

    • @nuclearyoutuber8958
      @nuclearyoutuber8958 3 часа назад

      I wil take 29

    • @eonmusic00001
      @eonmusic00001 2 часа назад

      To be honest, probably the most unbiased way to vote, not that it's a bad thing, but my options are either not vote, because frankly everybody sucks, or to vote on social policy and pretend economic policy doesn't exist because once again both suck

    • @sakul_the_one4821
      @sakul_the_one4821 2 часа назад +1

      @@madkoala2130 Well, I don't need any missles nor radar maintance. Idk if it is allowed to fly as a Civilian faster, than mach 1, so another thing I don't need to maintain.
      After all these cost fell off, my answer is: no, but maybe a museum can

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 2 часа назад

      @sakul_the_one4821 you know that biggest maintenance hog were allways those swing wings, missiles and computers on F-14 were easy to maintain compared to wings.

  • @MrOrdine777
    @MrOrdine777 4 часа назад +3

    Love the voice for D.C.

  • @junkdog9343
    @junkdog9343 4 часа назад +5

    BAB WORKSHOP! YESSSSSSSS

  • @Wiseman501
    @Wiseman501 56 минут назад

    As someone who works closely with a lot of folks in and around DC, I must say that your accent is extremely authentic to the region. Great character research, HLC!

  • @alexs.8401
    @alexs.8401 4 часа назад +4

    Now we need "NIPTO" the Indo-Pacific equivalent of NATO.
    Maybe with a better acronym?

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 4 часа назад

      WTSO. The West Taiwan Sucks Organization

    • @NRSGuardian
      @NRSGuardian 3 часа назад

      We did have SEATO at one time (South East Asia Treaty Organization), which included the USA, Japan, South Korea, and Australia among others in the Asia-Pacific region.

  • @chrisb7198
    @chrisb7198 Час назад

    HLC and TFE drop video's on my birthday. This was another nice present. Thank You.

  • @bshyd
    @bshyd 2 часа назад +4

    0:29 This video is brought to you by BetterHelp

  • @JimPark-63
    @JimPark-63 3 часа назад

    BUFF is once again top notch. The voice of D.C. is pure genius.

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 4 часа назад +4

    1:38 Ok, thanks for the sub titles there, because I heard the kid saying he was gay at first. Nothing wrong with that, just thought we had some unexpected character development 😅.

  • @Vin_San
    @Vin_San 3 часа назад +2

    7:53 sound like central Paris for France......

  • @jpd4627
    @jpd4627 4 часа назад +9

    Yes 21 seconds. The earliest ive ever been .love your channel

  • @nighttow8780
    @nighttow8780 4 часа назад +2

    Israel has this weird French accent.😂

  • @Lancero7777
    @Lancero7777 4 часа назад +7

    Awesome!

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 13 минут назад

    7:22 I was dying laughing. Excellent work!

  • @connorjackson5906
    @connorjackson5906 4 часа назад +3

    HLC HEY! i have a question, ive been thinking on joining the canadain armed forces. Any advice? Much love man!

  • @youthoughtaboutit6946
    @youthoughtaboutit6946 2 часа назад +1

    You know what? I’d say make a big old bill that allows for that pay raise *but* in doing so also adds in codified congressional two-term term limits and possibly also cuts all covered expenses, health insurance, etc to congressmen as well as effectively makes lobbying illegal and punishable by fifty years in prison minimum. Just hide all of that in there good. Might as well make them play by their own game rules.

  • @kaih_the_viewer
    @kaih_the_viewer 4 часа назад +3

    2:53
    BUFF NO

  • @kitsune-koibito
    @kitsune-koibito 4 часа назад +1

    A perfect portrayal of DC, felt like I was listening to the real thing...just with less gun shots

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 4 часа назад +16

    Ha, HLC. After the government shuts down, are you going to have the planes complaining about not getting paid? 😐

    • @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI
      @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI 4 часа назад +2

      This would be hilarious.

    • @DmitriyTonyuk
      @DmitriyTonyuk 4 часа назад +1

      Planes are the "essential spending" category 😁

    • @mattpetrousek6709
      @mattpetrousek6709 4 часа назад +1

      That would probably affect Franklin more.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 4 часа назад +1

      @@mattpetrousek6709 Franklin runs on trash caffine and pure Chaos. He will be fine.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 4 часа назад

      ​@@mattpetrousek6709 As a CIA agent, he'd be having a real trash day. 🗑️

  • @DADDYDAYCAREIRELAND
    @DADDYDAYCAREIRELAND Час назад

    This one funniest things iv seen in years and I'm not even American, lol.
    Near convinced HLC has some Irish heritage with this humour

  • @DansBackcountry
    @DansBackcountry 4 часа назад +5

    #Buff4Ever

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne 3 часа назад

    Right on target as usual!
    Constituents should hold a vote on politicians salary

  • @DanielPelzer-t4q
    @DanielPelzer-t4q 4 часа назад +3

    Hi

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir 3 минуты назад

    The pay increase is the least egregious thing about the bill. How about the provision that prevents Congress from being investigated for crimes?

  • @aragos32727
    @aragos32727 4 часа назад +8

    First, Chip Roy is a freaking hero. Watch his rant about the spending bill. And second, why aren't we rioting about this pay raise? Third, notice how they start having their stock trading attacked and all of the sudden they get a pay raise?

    • @jeremywason3699
      @jeremywason3699 4 часа назад +2

      Lmao dude is not a hero. Holy shitZ what a low bar for the word

    • @Adiscretefirm
      @Adiscretefirm 3 часа назад

      Nothing sudden about the pay increase, it's been law for decades, they just conveniently didn't ban it in the CR like they usually do.

  • @AC-yj8cx
    @AC-yj8cx Час назад

    That bill exempts Congress from criminal subpoenas. The 40% pay raise is the least bad thing in the bill.

  • @BeA_Penguin
    @BeA_Penguin 4 часа назад +3

    Come out of the closet😂

  • @archonfett
    @archonfett 12 минут назад +1

    Damn when the dual got mentioned in the comments of your totally declassified lesson this morning I said “is this going to be in the next episode? I can already hear Buff laughing” and boom there’s the dual an Buff laughing at Russia

  • @CanadianExplorer93
    @CanadianExplorer93 4 часа назад +3

    hi

  • @pabr2405
    @pabr2405 4 часа назад +1

    Greetings from Norway 🤟