There must be a word for "holy war" in hebrew, just like "crusade" is for christians and "jihad" for islam, but since I don't know how to even say "shit" in hebrew, I have absolutely no idea
@@PI_Joe_Mama Yeah, the only people who would object to that are, ironically, the Druze, for not being mentioned. Hezbollah has been shooting mostly at them for a year now and they are severely pissed.
Russia: “You cannot keep your hands to yourself!” USA: “Hi, Kettle! I’m pot!” Canada: “Actually I’m pot!” USA: “… I have no rebuttal. That was a solid pun.”
That makes a lot more sense than what I heard. I heard "Gi versus Jew" which was.... interesting to hear.
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In which season are we 9 or 10 ? But the end is predictable anyway, the Jews win and the Arabs refuse to accept every single peace plan and 10 years later everything starts all over again.
My favorite thing about the South Korean coup: 1. It was 11pm~5am local time, which means most people went to bed, woke up, and realized they missed a coup 2. The military didn't really wanna do anything, so they kinda just stood there 3. Legislature did care and broke into parliment to vote 4. The president literally had to pull an "Oops, sorry, my bad" because literally _everyone,_ even those who previously supported him, told him to not. 5. That one video of a soldier trying to take a guy's phone but forgetting that everyone in South Korea has a military background, so he just became the new "get rotated idiot" gif.
@@ceirwynsinclairjust a normal day based on their history with leaders and they didn't even send out a text warning about it on their nation wide alert system and apparently they use that for everything
Fun fact: the reason the vote was 190 to 0 out of 300 legislators was because all the other legislators were being prevented from entering by police and the military.
Dude, the 190 who got there arrived after the military did. There's video of normal civilians blocking the 1st Para and Unit 707 spec ops while politicians walk into the building.
@@funveeable Communism? Oooh buddy, the furthest thing from it! More like a corporatocracy, when corporations run the government. They might as well in South Korea, and their national anthem could be the Samsung jingle.
No, no, let's be honest. The UK is right. America absolutely puts troops in places for "reasons." We call it humanitarian aid until the need becomes less humanitarian.....
"People are shooting each other over there!" "Let's send humanitarian aid! With our people to help distribute it!" "OMG they're shooting at our people!" "WAAAAAARRRR!!"
@occasional-dabbler not quite like that but very similar. More like troops are sent to dog wells for water distribute food or weather relief and they get aimed at. Unless it's a us maritime border then things are that way sorry of.
@@saltlife8221 I mean yeah the world tells us to go and help so we do, then the they fire upon us.. so we retaliate... we also have our own interests there and the person we back for benefits to our country big surprise to no one..
Best part of this is the S. Korea Martial Law thing. Kind of a strong point of democracy when the Head of State says "Martial Law" and the entire government including his own party says "Nope".
I knew this, and it’s hilarious. The Bald Eagle might LOOK intimidating, and it can certainly punch above its weight class, but it’s actually just a cute little squeaky lovebird. (Seriously, they’re monogamous)
The single most unrealistic thing about this is the japanese government acknowledging they did anything wrong. Hell, there's a literal godzilla movie about this because back around the year 2000 they stopped teaching anything about what they did in public schools. It's the one where mothra, rodan, and ghidora are the good guys and godzilla is the physical incarnation of all the people who died to imperial japanese hands during ww2.
@baronvonslambert Yeah that's the one. So weird... but also so great. Definitely one of the stronger messages in a godzilla film. Kinda like... godzilla vs hedorah? The sludge monster one.
@@isengarde9490 well, that's a pretty good message if I do say so. Anybody who doesn't get it is clearly just not smrt enough! (/s, in case that wasn't clear).
From what I know the reason that in the original movie(black and white) when they were testing nukes in the sea the radiation went to far and a fishing ship got irritated and some people died of radiation poisoning but up until then people knew but said nothing. The extra history channel did a short on it and that was where I got this info from I could find you the title of the short if you want for more details. Also yes in the original film Godzilla was barely in it due to it being a specter a threat that left destruction in its wake but few who saw it survived.
@@janremongalura5713 i'm not familiar, but from what i've heard, not even close. and south korea has quite a conservative society for a westernized capitalist republic
@@PrinceArthur636 Gonna be straight here: eastern Asian people, especially the Japanese and Koreans, have the weirdest left and right dichotomy: Conservative when it comes to most things. Extremely progressive about sex to the point it causes major social issues/crises. It's like their pre-1900s history made sure to include baggage from the worst parts of both.
Both Palestinians and Israelis have posted here that they love that one. Maybe _that_ will be how y'all can finally resolve your beefs - get your best comedians to battle it out on stage in a glorious war of jokes, and let the funniest country win.
@@28ebdh3udnav You do know that Johnny Cochrane told OJ not to take his arthritis meds for his hands, right? That caused OJ's hands to swell and then he had on latex gloves so his designer leather glove found at the scene definitely wouldn't fit. That's why Johnny hung everything on "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit."
@@michaelbenjmitchell1now now kids dont fight. We learned it from both sides and yes both sides might have been unfit parents. I wonder if thats why we go to war so much 🤔
This is a better show is better at entertaining us and keeping us informed than 95% of television right now. Give this man a real budget and a support crew, let's see what he can really do! And Go Buff 2028!
Every garrison commander in South Korea: "Martial Law, oh hell what did Johnny Somali do this time?! Whelp call everyone back, may have to plan another Paul Bunyan to keep king cartman up North from getting ideas."
How much time will pass until a froggie says that France has the largest military career in history? You know, implying how violent are french but avouding that over half of those wars that they fought were failures, with defeats more embarrasing than 1939...
You've got your stereotypes mixed up. The French surrender. The Brits retreat while the French cover them. Although the US are quickly catching up. Vietnam, Afghanistan, that's a lot of retreating.
“I don’t know what’s going on in ___ i just hope everyones having a good time” is now my new response whenever someone asks me about any current world event from here on out
I live not to far from Fort Wood, Missouri. My friend and I one evening was blessed to see a A-10 Warthog and being from Missouri, I love how the A-10 acts like a meth head. So accurate. Cracks me up every time! 😂😂😂
South Korea, martial law, Hunger Games. Squid Game!!! Of course! It was a state sponsored trailer teaser all this time! It’s like “Red Light, Green Light.” Only… “Freedom Democracy, Martial Law!”
It's been a while since I've been stunned, but that closing line from Buff made me stop moving and my brain stuttered for a min. Best laugh I've had in a good while
The Army's financial guys *say* they're going to get rid of the A-10, but then the Marines tell the Army no, and since the Air Force and Coasties don't have the numbers they'd need to keep the Marines from just stealing the A-10s from air bases if we actually *did* ground the Warthogs...We just sigh like a tired mother and let the kids have their favorite toy.
We're getting rid of the A-10s. The current version costs more to operate per year than the F-35 doing the same job. It's actually a little more complicated than that but money and budgets are a big part.
Fantastic! I share your videos with all my friends and family and so do they. Grampa Buff, The Kid, 35,15,16 and the countries are all getting better and better HLC. Crazy Uncle loves A-10 lol.
Every time America tries to be left the hell alone the world decides they want to touch our boats and people. LEAVE. US. ALONE! We just want our beer, naps, nascar, and discretionary budget fun.
welcome to the woes of being a superpower, just ask any nation that used to be the top dogs when shit gets fucked with it tends to be your shit and when countries(russia) start attacking others its you they will ask for help, who would have thought that calling yourselves the moral arbitters and the police of the world would come with responsabilities and expectations crazy that.
@@TheHappyPotatoe not like the us had a lot of choice after ww1 and 2 the rest of europe couldnt exactly police the worlds shipping and trade being massive heaps of rubble and all....
You think when some country looks at one that spends their entire gdp a year in defense spending alone they would have the wisdom to not poke that bear
@@chrislepera6541yeah, well…unfortunately common sense is about as common as modern cases of the bubonic plague. Which is to say, there is _some_ but not much of it. Additionally, unlike the bubonic plague, its not very contagious, which means the countries that _do_ have it cant really spread it to the countries that don’t, and the countries that have it _extensively_ introduced to them tend to lose it again fairly quickly. But its fine, it’ll be ingrained in them one day.
It's a nuclear capable bomber from the the 1950's that has seen its fair share of fighting. Heck, one of its brothers in in Hanoi serving as a local landmark...
Red Bull used to be known as a sponsor extreme sports. Now, Red Bull cans are a known sponsor to extreme _force._ Oh, how everything changes, but it's still the similar.
They’ve been there. Quite frankly they’re only good against an enemy without air defenses and mostly against old stuff or light stuff so where else you gonna use them?
@@wesleyfravel5149 Given the ineptitude of Russia, Ukraine might be a good stress reliever for them... maybe they'll be so busy that they can get off the meth and just go full Red Bull.
Say what you will about the Buff, but Gramps there speaks truth. He lays down the truth in the most unvarnished, blunt, and truthful manner. But if he does get you canceled HLC, the Buff will do it by speaking truth.
We're protecting the kurds and training them. Britian is also there. Also, there's like 8 sides in the Syrian war. The powerpoint was just abbreviations of group names and who's hates who.
It's also funny that different NATO countries are supporting opposite sides of the conflict. You mentioned the US protecting the Kurds however Turkey is supporting everyone fighting the Kurds. Tried to figure out what and who was supporting what sides but it's so confusing. Syria is pretty much geopolitical scrambled eggs😂
A buddy of mine is stationed at Camp Humphrey and they were just as confused at what was going on as the rest of the world. He even said the intelligence guys on base were asking what the fuck was going. Strange 6 hours
Jihad Joe, Rag headed Rick, and DuneFranklin Danny are at it again! Flip-flop Freddy and Turban Tommy I guess are joining up as well. To quote my favorite Christmas movie, “Welcome to the party, Pal!”
Judaism is at minimum 4,000 years old (probably 5k-5.5k), but Islam is only a little under 1,400 years old, so that fight hasn't really been going on that long. Most of the early enemies of the Jews are either only remembered by old artifacts in museums (eg. the Assyrian Empire), or have been completely changed (eg. the Romans were turned from Pagan to Christian and their empire collapsed).
More like 1500 years, sorry, but us Jews have been in the crosshairs of many enemies over the last 4000 years or so. We're still here, and we're not going anywhere. Statistically, we should no longer exist based on our population and the threats we've experienced.
The 15 seconds on South Korea was the reason i watched this, but im still here for the other content. And somehow still satisfied with that 15 secs on South Korea
I mean, you already got MREs that taste like corpse starch, it was only a matter of time. Ten bucks says we find a Necron somewhere in the middle east.
Jihad vs Jew caught me off guard. That is not something I would've expected to hear about this conflict.
Pretty accurate as an IDF veteran
There must be a word for "holy war" in hebrew, just like "crusade" is for christians and "jihad" for islam, but since I don't know how to even say "shit" in hebrew, I have absolutely no idea
As long as the airplanes say it I think you are in the clear HLC
@@PI_Joe_Mama Yeah, the only people who would object to that are, ironically, the Druze, for not being mentioned. Hezbollah has been shooting mostly at them for a year now and they are severely pissed.
same here, and the closing of this might have just canceled me is just perfect hahaha!
Its brave that HLC confirmed he owns a toddler.
I thought he was talking about a pitty.
@whodat8048 So... 2 toddlers.
@RealJohnnyGuillotine you win this round.
@@whodat8048 nobody would publicly admit to owning a pitbull. not that owning a toddler is okay, but gotta make strategic decisions
Toddlers can barely walk, if you can't own one, are you even trying?
Russia: “You cannot keep your hands to yourself!”
USA: “Hi, Kettle! I’m pot!”
Canada: “Actually I’m pot!”
USA: “… I have no rebuttal. That was a solid pun.”
Netherlands: "You need pot? I got some extra."
I don get it
Actually, Canada is Poutine, which I hear is good after the pot.
@@archangeldo913 It's good without it
@@Evil409 I’ve only heard from others. 😁
As a Jew, the Jihad vs Jew had me on the floor
Jew can't be serious!
That makes a lot more sense than what I heard. I heard "Gi versus Jew" which was.... interesting to hear.
In which season are we 9 or 10 ? But the end is predictable anyway, the Jews win and the Arabs refuse to accept every single peace plan and 10 years later everything starts all over again.
A fellow Jew, I agree I latterly ROFL'd and woke up my dog
Oy…
Today is Finnish independence day and we celebrate. Hyvää itsenäisyys päivää!!!!! SUOMI!!
Happy Independence! Do you do fireworks, too?
Congratulations! Keep the Russians on their side of the border!
Celebrate and drink! Hello from Alaska!
Happy Freedom Birthday
happy independence from sweden
My favorite thing about the South Korean coup:
1. It was 11pm~5am local time, which means most people went to bed, woke up, and realized they missed a coup
2. The military didn't really wanna do anything, so they kinda just stood there
3. Legislature did care and broke into parliment to vote
4. The president literally had to pull an "Oops, sorry, my bad" because literally _everyone,_ even those who previously supported him, told him to not.
5. That one video of a soldier trying to take a guy's phone but forgetting that everyone in South Korea has a military background, so he just became the new "get rotated idiot" gif.
Honestly, a great summation of what happened!
Thank you for bringing #5 to my attention.
Also, I'll add
6. The average Korean moba/gatcha player ignoring what's going on.
@@mgancarzjr They had dailies to grind. Much more important.
Lies. The military wanted to go home. 😅
@@ceirwynsinclairjust a normal day based on their history with leaders and they didn't even send out a text warning about it on their nation wide alert system and apparently they use that for everything
Dammit that last joke was funny.....now I need oxygen.....fuck.
As a jew I give you full cart blanche on that last joke.
As a Jew I second this.
Am Yisrael Chai!!
@thecush92 That is an interesting Pfp. The Lone Star of David, looks cool
Yeah, don't worry about Jews hating that. I snorted coffee. 🤣
“I have declared martial-“ immediately gets the ad of Warhammer
Classic timing xD
I got a bitcoin ad😢😢
I got liberty mutual 😅
@ D,:
Challenge coin add here
Fun fact: the reason the vote was 190 to 0 out of 300 legislators was because all the other legislators were being prevented from entering by police and the military.
as well as his own party being told to meet at thier hq not parliment. Otherwise it prolly woulda been 220+.
the one that streamed breaking in to vote
Who cares, they stopped a military coup by an incompetent president.
Dude, the 190 who got there arrived after the military did.
There's video of normal civilians blocking the 1st Para and Unit 707 spec ops while politicians walk into the building.
@josephschulte1073 *probably i doubt you're 15 and it's not 2018 anymore
North Koreans watching their Southern neighbors avoid a dictatorship by just saying “nuh uh!”: 😐
@@Watchful0ne please, like they are allowed to see past the DMZ to even see their neighbors to start with.
"I love democracy."
- some guy who was probably being sarcastic, but I'm not
"Wait... THAT WAS AN OPTION??"
- Norks, probably
Part of that whole "... with the consent of the governed." thing I've heard about.
@@rsrt6910 I love that the GOP has leaked emails saying they're now fucking nervous about South Korea and Georgia giving "POTENTIAL IDEAS" in the USA.
That isn't just capitalism. It's ADVANCED capitalism.
There's a reason their birthrates are the lowest in the world...
What makes them more capitalist? If it involves the government then it's more communist.
@@funveeable Samsung alone is like 20% of their total GDP. Korean megacorporations are nuts and have a lot of power.
Have you ever heard how giving any class too much power results in distopia? Their companies aren't stopped by Anti Monopoly laws.
@@funveeable Communism? Oooh buddy, the furthest thing from it! More like a corporatocracy, when corporations run the government. They might as well in South Korea, and their national anthem could be the Samsung jingle.
That’s right, tomorrow, December 7, the FAFO origin story that allowed Japan to finally see the light…twice…of the error of their ways.
....and left permanent shadows on concrete and stone.
Kind of a permanent reminder of FAFO.
The FAFO goes back a lot longer than that. Check out the Barbary Wars. You should watch The Fat Electrician tell it. Also Operation Praying Mantis.
"You are my sunshine..."
[Poof]
"..My only sunshine..."
[Poof]
Kinda like that Tangled song.
How does it go?
“When at first I see the light”
“And the mushroom cloud has lifted.”
Something like that
Merry "Touch the Boats" Day to all!
No, no, let's be honest. The UK is right. America absolutely puts troops in places for "reasons." We call it humanitarian aid until the need becomes less humanitarian.....
"People are shooting each other over there!"
"Let's send humanitarian aid! With our people to help distribute it!"
"OMG they're shooting at our people!"
"WAAAAAARRRR!!"
@occasional-dabbler not quite like that but very similar. More like troops are sent to dog wells for water distribute food or weather relief and they get aimed at. Unless it's a us maritime border then things are that way sorry of.
@@saltlife8221 I mean yeah the world tells us to go and help so we do, then the they fire upon us.. so we retaliate... we also have our own interests there and the person we back for benefits to our country big surprise to no one..
Best part of this is the S. Korea Martial Law thing. Kind of a strong point of democracy when the Head of State says "Martial Law" and the entire government including his own party says "Nope".
The A-10 putting in some work was not on my bingo card.
Great video as always HLC!
Yet not without applause.
I'd really like to see more of both the warthog and the skywarden...
A-10 appearing is always magical. AVARDA KEBRRRRRRRRT!
How many times am I gonna see the bingo card joke
My favorite news source
I like NCD too. But talking planes and countries is like adult Thomas.
B A S E D
We Are The Media Now ;3
@@Butter_Warrior99perfect
@@Butter_Warrior99 What's NCD?
But my boats part isn't true biden barly did to yemen when thye touch the boats so many time I can't even remember
Fun fact balled eagle sound like seagulls, but the scream normally gets replaced by red tailed hawks
But real eagle noises are pretty cute.
I knew this, and it’s hilarious. The Bald Eagle might LOOK intimidating, and it can certainly punch above its weight class, but it’s actually just a cute little squeaky lovebird. (Seriously, they’re monogamous)
*bald. I have to be that guy, yes. I'm a professional writer. So, being a grammar tyrant comes with the territory.
I was just gonna comment something like this.
@XNitrous And their mating ritual is even more badass; grab each other's talons midair and free-fall until almost the ground.
I don't actually laugh out loud very often. Jihad vs Jew broke me. Just woke the entire house belly laughing. Thanks HLC. Always great stuff.
BUFF: "I'm making a 0 state solution"
The single most unrealistic thing about this is the japanese government acknowledging they did anything wrong. Hell, there's a literal godzilla movie about this because back around the year 2000 they stopped teaching anything about what they did in public schools. It's the one where mothra, rodan, and ghidora are the good guys and godzilla is the physical incarnation of all the people who died to imperial japanese hands during ww2.
@baronvonslambert Yeah that's the one. So weird... but also so great. Definitely one of the stronger messages in a godzilla film. Kinda like... godzilla vs hedorah? The sludge monster one.
@@Endofnames
Wait, the Kaiju films have *messages?*
I thought it was about giant monsters killing each other for seventy years.
@@isengarde9490 well, that's a pretty good message if I do say so. Anybody who doesn't get it is clearly just not smrt enough! (/s, in case that wasn't clear).
@@isengarde9490 There is that, certainly, but the Godzilla from first movies was basically the Fear of the Nuke Incarnate.
From what I know the reason that in the original movie(black and white) when they were testing nukes in the sea the radiation went to far and a fishing ship got irritated and some people died of radiation poisoning but up until then people knew but said nothing. The extra history channel did a short on it and that was where I got this info from I could find you the title of the short if you want for more details. Also yes in the original film Godzilla was barely in it due to it being a specter a threat that left destruction in its wake but few who saw it survived.
BUFF can't be cancelled. History proves my point.
Suk Yeol didn’t mean to declare martial law. He was declaring the start of the first purge, and the message was lost in translation.
Still waiting for Squid Game second season
@@archangeldo913 I think that's what the South Korean parliament just put a stop to...
Thought Suk Yeol was on the left side?
@@janremongalura5713 i'm not familiar, but from what i've heard, not even close. and south korea has quite a conservative society for a westernized capitalist republic
@@PrinceArthur636 Gonna be straight here: eastern Asian people, especially the Japanese and Koreans, have the weirdest left and right dichotomy:
Conservative when it comes to most things.
Extremely progressive about sex to the point it causes major social issues/crises.
It's like their pre-1900s history made sure to include baggage from the worst parts of both.
As a Palestinian, the Jihad vs Jew joke is top tier comedy. Lmfao, thank you for that.
@shiloh1994 Look you’re both doing it. Isn’t this beautiful
You have internet?
@@lars7747 💀😭🤣
always nice to see some satire about a brutal situation, stay safe my guy.
I mean shit life is too short to not have a fucked sense of humor
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old man. The Buff is beyond cancelation. Untouchable!
as a jew when buff said "im just excited about the next season of jihad vs jew" I was literally crying of laughter...i swear I cant breathe!
Same here, I have Jewish blood in my veins, and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe at that. Grandpa Buff, you insane sky demon XD
Both Palestinians and Israelis have posted here that they love that one. Maybe _that_ will be how y'all can finally resolve your beefs - get your best comedians to battle it out on stage in a glorious war of jokes, and let the funniest country win.
All I could think of was Man vs Car, the Jews always win.
Mr. Floyd is that you? 😂
And this is what I mean by hlc being uncancellable
Russia: "I am not communist."
Yeah, and OJ's glove didn't fit.
It's not a communist country, as a Marxist, they are not that
They're really not. Some of the commies were actually competent. Russia is an intelligence agency renting a back room in a gas station.
Lmao it didn't
@@28ebdh3udnav You do know that Johnny Cochrane told OJ not to take his arthritis meds for his hands, right? That caused OJ's hands to swell and then he had on latex gloves so his designer leather glove found at the scene definitely wouldn't fit. That's why Johnny hung everything on "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit."
oooooooo
"I'm starting to believe you put your troops in harms way on purpose".
Sounds like England's catching on. 😂
To be fair, we did the same thing back in Empire time.
England just figured that out now. LMFAO We have been doing that for years.
What do you mean, they learn it from their Father, England.
@@jasonsandoval3823 No we learned from Mother France.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1now now kids dont fight. We learned it from both sides and yes both sides might have been unfit parents. I wonder if thats why we go to war so much 🤔
BRO!!!!!!
That last one had me saying " OH!hhhh my gahd." Out loud.
That just might be the one.
.....Worth it.
I am stationed in Korea right now and most of us didn't know about the martial law until it was over
This is a better show is better at entertaining us and keeping us informed than 95% of television right now.
Give this man a real budget and a support crew, let's see what he can really do! And Go Buff 2028!
When grandpa Buff complained about being sent to Finland it just elevated the level of comedy.
Sorry... But Jihad vs. Jew is fken hilarious.... I laughed so hard 😬😂🤷
That was brilliant I had to laugh hysterical 🤣🤷🏻♂️
Agreed, my sides hurt a bit from laughing
aint that inaccurate either...
The long formats are the best!!! how you keep your looking point references straight is crazy to me! Love 'em, keep up the good work!
I was literally thinking “haven’t seen an hlc video in a while” ~1 minute ago~ needless to say I came
Thats hawt
unnnnnnhhhhhhhh....
💦💦💦
mike-mike-mike-mike-mike-mike------ wooooohooooooo
Gaaaaaayyyyyyyy
"you're also not stupid."
Me: wait...i smell bullshit.
"Did you know today's opposite day?"
Me: and there it is.
Gold. Keep 'em coming, man.
Every garrison commander in South Korea: "Martial Law, oh hell what did Johnny Somali do this time?! Whelp call everyone back, may have to plan another Paul Bunyan to keep king cartman up North from getting ideas."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This entire comment is one clusterfuck of hilarity and I'm here for it
King Cartman had me wheezing
Hey RUclips, don’t you dare cancel this! One of the Best news/entertainment shows on this platform!
President literally went dictator for a moment. It did not work & went
"Sorry everybody. This was a mistake. My bad. I wont do it again. I promise"
Currently Grandpa BUFF is doing air patrols in Syria
Clearly someone actually in charge is also an HLC fan and granted Grandpa BUFF’s wish.
@@graceliu8839 Important thing is, is The Kid running escort?
CentCom cookin....
Of course the Russians stayed out of Finland. It's winter. Snow drifts will be inevitable.
Simo's spirit is still haunting those forest, wishing a motherf*kin orc would.
"Let The Russians come".
The ghost of Simo Hayha
@@raphaelsolo Simo's spirit is still waiting for Russia.
Whispering snow drifts... whispering in Finish snow drifts...
And what happened the last time they crossed that border...
Leave France out last time they just complained.
At least they didn’t retreat so that’s progress.
How much time will pass until a froggie says that France has the largest military career in history? You know, implying how violent are french but avouding that over half of those wars that they fought were failures, with defeats more embarrasing than 1939...
Have you heard "but you fuck one goat" joke?
That's America's mistake. they went after oil instead of uranium. Wrong enticement and all that.
You've got your stereotypes mixed up. The French surrender. The Brits retreat while the French cover them. Although the US are quickly catching up. Vietnam, Afghanistan, that's a lot of retreating.
@@adrien5834the French retreated from Indochine first
The Wagner comment and the whole Laser Jet Shadow Imprint thing, I, I lost it after that one! 🤣..... 💀💀💀
“I don’t know what’s going on in ___ i just hope everyones having a good time” is now my new response whenever someone asks me about any current world event from here on out
"Having fun, puttin' boot to ass"
xD i gotta remember that one!
Granpa Buff, never change!
I live not to far from Fort Wood, Missouri. My friend and I one evening was blessed to see a A-10 Warthog and being from Missouri, I love how the A-10 acts like a meth head. So accurate. Cracks me up every time! 😂😂😂
I mean, they _did_ take a giant gun and build an entire plane around it, which is about as meth-head as it gets...
"That MIGHT be the one to cancel me...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Over 700,000 people would have a lot to say about that... 😀
"To protect democracy, we have to stop the voters from electing the wrong people." That _does_ sound eerily familiar.
That last one. I stopped what I was doing looked at my phone and started laughing like a lunatic. 🤣 That may be buffs best one liner so far
Seriously, US servicemen stationed in South Korea must have been confused as hell, like, "What the hell just happened?"
"Should... should we be doing something about this?"
@@stevenschnepp576 "This...this feels off. There's a fight practically across the street! And I don't know if we're supposed to get involved?
@@stevenschnepp576
'Nahh, they'll be fine. Who wants to go make the riot worse?'
"Sir, yes, sir!"
South Korea, martial law, Hunger Games.
Squid Game!!!
Of course! It was a state sponsored trailer teaser all this time!
It’s like “Red Light, Green Light.”
Only…
“Freedom Democracy, Martial Law!”
@@ForgottenHonor0meanwhile the marines are gnawing at their leashes and scratching at the doors to the armory.
Okay Buff, your last line. Chefs kiss 😘
It's been a while since I've been stunned, but that closing line from Buff made me stop moving and my brain stuttered for a min. Best laugh I've had in a good while
This gets better every time! Great stuff. The A10 reminds me of a guy I grew up with 😂
Perhaps you're best one yet!
Living my best La Vida Loca here in southeastern Arizona
Still can't believe we're getting rid of the A-10. Leave the A-10 alone.
The Army's financial guys *say* they're going to get rid of the A-10, but then the Marines tell the Army no, and since the Air Force and Coasties don't have the numbers they'd need to keep the Marines from just stealing the A-10s from air bases if we actually *did* ground the Warthogs...We just sigh like a tired mother and let the kids have their favorite toy.
I heard they were in the process of getting upgrades.
@@thatjeff7550 they are. Whole new wing assemblys and everything.
We're getting rid of the A-10s. The current version costs more to operate per year than the F-35 doing the same job. It's actually a little more complicated than that but money and budgets are a big part.
@@callen1904Fat Amy can't replace the A-10.
A jack of all trades is a master of none.
Also BRRRRRRRT.
I love the A-10 is always in the middle of a psychotic episode LOL
Glad to see you're finally living up to your name HLC, that bit at the end had me dying 😂
Been really down this week and that ending with buff cheered me up thank you.
That last one liner was awesome! Great stuff HLC.
"Just let me go level a city"
😂
You know you love a video when you read a Buff line and STILL hear it in his voice!! 🤣
The comment on what the South Korean president did was gold.
"My bad" 😂
Fantastic! I share your videos with all my friends and family and so do they. Grampa Buff, The Kid, 35,15,16 and the countries are all getting better and better HLC. Crazy Uncle loves A-10 lol.
Come on, Buff just wants to kick down some Sand Castles. :) (feel free to use that joke later)
Hmmm, the five sides in Syria was a good place to make a hobbit reference.
Damn, he really missed a great opportunity there...
Watching again after yesterday on Pepperbox...
What happened on Pepperbox?
@@hagank1111Yeah, I'm curious too!
@@hagank1111Evidently, this video - earlier than now.
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videos a day early, perk. Also exclusive content.... things not allowed on this platform, HUGE perk!
Saw Grandpa Buff in the wild this morning. Always cool.
Loud if you live close, but reassuring.
Every time America tries to be left the hell alone the world decides they want to touch our boats and people.
LEAVE. US. ALONE! We just want our beer, naps, nascar, and discretionary budget fun.
welcome to the woes of being a superpower, just ask any nation that used to be the top dogs when shit gets fucked with it tends to be your shit and when countries(russia) start attacking others its you they will ask for help, who would have thought that calling yourselves the moral arbitters and the police of the world would come with responsabilities and expectations crazy that.
@@TheHappyPotatoe not like the us had a lot of choice after ww1 and 2 the rest of europe couldnt exactly police the worlds shipping and trade being massive heaps of rubble and all....
MandatoryFunDay voice: don't touch my boats!!! We want peace and quiet and don't care how many boat touchers we have to deliver freedom to to get it.
You think when some country looks at one that spends their entire gdp a year in defense spending alone they would have the wisdom to not poke that bear
@@chrislepera6541yeah, well…unfortunately common sense is about as common as modern cases of the bubonic plague. Which is to say, there is _some_ but not much of it. Additionally, unlike the bubonic plague, its not very contagious, which means the countries that _do_ have it cant really spread it to the countries that don’t, and the countries that have it _extensively_ introduced to them tend to lose it again fairly quickly. But its fine, it’ll be ingrained in them one day.
Another great vid from HLC, and on my birthday too! Thanks for the upload man.
These videos are the highlight of every release day. God damn. Never stop.
Grandpa buff is slightly scaring me. Dude is bloodthirsty lol
Its a 70 year old nuclear capable bomber... what do you expect xD
Someone check him for icons of Khorne...
It took you this long to realize it?
It's a nuclear capable bomber from the the 1950's that has seen its fair share of fighting. Heck, one of its brothers in in Hanoi serving as a local landmark...
Can't wait for your video about Delta Force And SEAL Team Six Vs Mexican Cartels
Don’t forget alot of cia “contractors” sense they report to the president and don’t need congressional approval
He's gotta practice his Speedy Gonzales accent first.
Shits gonna be looking like Siccario real fucking quick. “This won’t even make the papers in El Paso”
The power I felt being able to turn the likes from 999 to 1,000 is incredible
Just took away my like just to watch you frown.
@@rsrt6910Joke’s on you, it’s at 16,000 likes now! I never even saw you take your like away 😂
That final comment 😂😂😂 enjoying your efforts from Australia 🇦🇺
The buf is the greatest airframe to fly. This treatment as grampa buf has me in stitches 😂😂😂
What is happening in Korea ?
Soju.. that is what is happening..
Combat bottle for 2.99 when I was there. Yeah, I missed PT and woke up to my E7 and my squad leader kicking the foot of my bed. Oh Soju.
I’ve never been so drunk I declared martial law. Yet
Bruno Rose APT is happening too.
HLC has a Pit-Bull? Well let's see some pictures of the little guy!
The Pit-Bull I mean. Not HLC...
wrong "little guy"... none of us want to see that.
We need the bald eagle noises immediately.
Except that's a Red Tailed Hawk screech. A Bald Eagle sounds like a wound up Seagull that uses it's whole chest.
You are Amazing. This was the best part of my day.
South Korea's economic system went past capitalist into cyberpunk. The chaebols are nuts.
"Grampshicle" 😂😂😂
Red Bull used to be known as a sponsor extreme sports.
Now, Red Bull cans are a known sponsor to extreme _force._
Oh, how everything changes, but it's still the similar.
I learned about the Korea incident from the comments on your last video. God I love this community
"That might be the one to cancel me"
I feel like this might be your catch phrase at this point
I haven’t stopped laughing from the beginning. I needed that. Thanks 😂
Did-did we send A10s into Syria? Nice
They’ve been there. Quite frankly they’re only good against an enemy without air defenses and mostly against old stuff or light stuff so where else you gonna use them?
@@wesleyfravel5149old stuff or light stuff? Huuuuh?
@@wesleyfravel5149 Given the ineptitude of Russia, Ukraine might be a good stress reliever for them... maybe they'll be so busy that they can get off the meth and just go full Red Bull.
@@wesleyfravel5149 idk but they add some spice to me n my wife's relationship
@@wesleyfravel5149
Ukraine
Im convinced the ole SK president had a bit too much soju. Went from happy drunk to depressed, paranoid blackout and here we are
Having to remind yourself that Grandpa Buff is in Finland.🤣
Great news report! Keep'em coming!
Say what you will about the Buff, but Gramps there speaks truth. He lays down the truth in the most unvarnished, blunt, and truthful manner. But if he does get you canceled HLC, the Buff will do it by speaking truth.
We're protecting the kurds and training them. Britian is also there. Also, there's like 8 sides in the Syrian war. The powerpoint was just abbreviations of group names and who's hates who.
And the Totally-Not-Al-Quaeda is being backed by Turkey I hear?
It's also funny that different NATO countries are supporting opposite sides of the conflict.
You mentioned the US protecting the Kurds however Turkey is supporting everyone fighting the Kurds.
Tried to figure out what and who was supporting what sides but it's so confusing.
Syria is pretty much geopolitical scrambled eggs😂
So what I'm understanding is December is GoT month and we're finally seeing the War of Five Kings live.....
@@samuraidriver4x4Turkey has Kurdish separatists in it, so yeah they hate the Kurds.
A buddy of mine is stationed at Camp Humphrey and they were just as confused at what was going on as the rest of the world. He even said the intelligence guys on base were asking what the fuck was going. Strange 6 hours
"Did... Did we just miss a war?"
Great video (as always). Thanks!
I love it when you upload my day is made.
Jihad Joe, Rag headed Rick, and DuneFranklin Danny are at it again!
Flip-flop Freddy and Turban Tommy I guess are joining up as well.
To quote my favorite Christmas movie, “Welcome to the party, Pal!”
I like how the UK is getting increasingly less patient with the USA on its tom foolery
Jhaid V Jew has been going on for thousands of years I don't think they'll stop any time soon. By thousands of years I'm talking 3 to 5.
Not so long as we keep getting cold feet about finding working solutions.
Judaism is at minimum 4,000 years old (probably 5k-5.5k), but Islam is only a little under 1,400 years old, so that fight hasn't really been going on that long. Most of the early enemies of the Jews are either only remembered by old artifacts in museums (eg. the Assyrian Empire), or have been completely changed (eg. the Romans were turned from Pagan to Christian and their empire collapsed).
More like 1500 years, sorry, but us Jews have been in the crosshairs of many enemies over the last 4000 years or so. We're still here, and we're not going anywhere. Statistically, we should no longer exist based on our population and the threats we've experienced.
Mohammedanism has only been around since the 700's or so, so not 3 - 5 thousand years . These guys are the new kids on the block.
It’s so raw and unfiltered. I love it!
The 15 seconds on South Korea was the reason i watched this, but im still here for the other content. And somehow still satisfied with that 15 secs on South Korea
Honestly those ground vehicles .. they sound like 40k models.. oh no
Baneblades when?
Praise the Omnissiah.
I mean, you already got MREs that taste like corpse starch, it was only a matter of time.
Ten bucks says we find a Necron somewhere in the middle east.
@@christianramirez1449 Shh. Don't let Al-Drukhari know there's necron tech on-world.
@@christianramirez1449 Nah. They're on Mars. Void Dragon's napping till his inevitable showdown with Big-E.
Everything is American if you try hard enough
How do you think Britain became the largest empire in history definitely not by giving up
For example, Canadia.
@@paulmccormick People kept leaving squaddies unattended.