A Batman Moment - JRE Toons
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- Опубликовано: 6 май 2021
- Creating this toon gave me much joy. Superheroes and comedy mix well together. This conversation originated from the 'JRE fight breakdown Mayweather vs McGregor'. Please stay tooned!
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When Joe flew out the chair shouting “HE FLIES!” I straight up lost it 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Can't believe I've never heard this point before. That sniper point so right.
Deadshot
Right? Shoot someone in the mouth, you're probably removing everything above the jaw from the rest of the body.
Getting shot directly in the mouth would most likely sever you brain stem, resulting in instant death.
Real snipers say that’s a really good killshot, so I’ve heard..
@@kamekazetrout58 It's literally the holy grail of marksmanship. Known as hitting the apricot (the cluster of nerves where the spine meets the base of the skull vaguely resembles an apricot in shape) it instantly stops communication between the brain and body and is essentially always lethal.
Dude.. every single one of your videos is always so fuckin funny lol I rarely ever crack up if I'm by myself but your videos always get me to do it. Please never stop making these, they're perfect.
Also could you do more Alex Jones or Theo Von cus anything with them is pure comedy gold.
Agreed
Joe in the Batman costume was ace haha
What do want ? MORE PAULY TOON !!!
When do we want it ? as soon as the rendering has finished ...
( LOVE YOUR TOONS, THEY PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE EVERY TIME)
paulytoon CURED MY ANXIETY
Let's give a moment for the fact Pauly threw the tesla in space In There. THAT'S detail of your imagination.
Legendary animator!
How do we donate $150,000 to this man for a full "this is what I found funny" version of a podcast. Cos that's what he does. Finds what's funny and animates it.
GoFundMe. I'll throw 25 to get the ball rolling
Just made an old man laugh his ass off. Thanks JRE toons.
You are incredibly intelligent
@@user-ox5kh3fy8g Im going to presume sarcasm?
@@michaeldowlin6778 You are incredibly intelligent
I love these, I’m so freaking glad we’re getting new videos!
Thank you so so much!! 💕💕💕
it's a shame JRE isn't on here anymore. RIP JRE
no
It really isn't.
@@nicholasmartin7764 since we’re offering unsolicited advice, go to your boyfriends closet and get bent.
It’s back
This channel is a hidden gem! Love it
I can't stand how brendan sees the opportunity to agree and act like he knows what he's talking about
“Meanwhile he’s going to war with Superman, you know how gawd dayum stupid that is!!” 😂😂😂😂
I live for this conversation! Lmao
Greatest cartoon yet. These brighten my day with laughter and joy. Thank you
Best one yet!
The tesla in space was a nice touch. Your stuff is awesome man thank you
I love seeing that you're doing this year's later
Pauly your animations add so much to the podcasts. Keep it up please, your work is awesome. Subscribed.
Best synopsis of Batman and Superman in the history of anything.
Thank you, I always thought Superman vs Batman was dumb it's like one of us fighting a 18 wheeler
These are PERFECT animations.
The original costumes on the pair of them is awesome 👌
I thought it was well established that Batman leaves his lower face uncovered so the cops know he’s white.
😂
Gold. I love it
Batman Beyond had Batman with a full mask.
paulytoon, you are the goat
Joe's points about batman vs. Superman are spot on. Its no contest. Superman wins every time.
That Tesla cameo...
Love it!
Saint Roggies flying 😂😂😂😂
This is basically every high conversation I’ve ever had
The Tesla in the background in space 😄
hahaha Elon Musks car floating by in the background. Dude you are the best
The jaw right lol, meanwhile Bats has Kryptonite Brass Knuckles under the gloves and the first time he tags Superman it's gonna be unlike every other time someone throws a punch. Poor Clarke Kent wakes up with amnesia and a concussion at Metropolis General Hospital
"He flies!" 😂
Ah the good old days of Shorb parrotting Joe continuously.
They are thinking to hard. LOLHAAAA!
Pmsl his ears are protected lol his left ear is solid haha unlike some.
You should do theos story about the dogs attacking him on his birthday and then again on his bday the next year. Hilarious story
Damn Batman got cooked
man your the best,can you teach me how to animate?:D
Love you
Bale has a lisp and I never noticed it before until he did the Batman voice. And Keaton IS 100% Batman.
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
If Batman made a suit coated in kryptonite, superman wouldn't be able to grab him, and fly him to space. Besides that, not sure how canon it is or not, but isn't it proven that Batman has a contingency plan or strategy, for every other Justice League member, and it's like irrefutable that it would work.
Great, now I am off in my head thinking about Krypton and the conditions it had to be for it to produce a race of "Supermen"....
Those eyes 👀😅
One thing, Superman doesn't kill, that's why he is forced to fight by Batman's terms.
We need more of these
Joe has a point here. Hey DC, hire joe.
That’s me too, I liked the movie, but I just kept getting distracted by his stupid voice 🤣🤣🤣
I liked Michael Keaton as Batman the most
PLEASE do the JRE Dave Chappelle story where they go to the Naomi Campbell party.
Haha u outdid yourself:)
*I'm Batman.*
Schaub is a fucking thunderous shitstreak even when he’s animated
They’re not wrong… the convo just proves that neither one of them are “real” comic book/comic movie fans.
They would really like Batman Beyond then sense he covers his whole face, like if Superman throws batman through a building, his mouth and jaw should be all cut and fucked up
1st thing, I love ur videos.. But I'm pretty sure Joe is wrong about Krypton on here.. if I'm not mistaken he was saying the reason Superman is so strong and can fly is because of the differences in Earth and Krypton --- But I ALWAYS Thought he got his powers because Earth orbits a Yellow Sun.. whereas Krypton Orbited a Red Sun..
Am I'm Just trippin and made all that lore up in my goddamn head or some shit.. Or is that how the Stories, guess I should be asking if that's how All the Years & Years of Superman Mythos/Cannon actually go??
Hahah love Joe, but it's the Yellow Sun energy, not the gravity, that makes Superman powerful on Earth! (disclaimer: I don't read the comics, but avidly watch cartoons and paultoons)
They're not wrong
0:20 “ doesn’t he have a catch....” someone’s stupid
Batman shows his chin to let the cops know that he's white.
Didn't you upload this yesterday? Ignore me, I am obviously regarded
....it was uploaded on the JRE channel yesterday, you’re not fully regarded
@@Day-ZDuke hence the edit. I only realized when I was about to start smoking myself. Hit send, picked up my lighter and went "wait..."*edit*
I'm bat man
c'mon!!! ya gotta give a little artistic license to these fictional characters. if batman's face was entirely covered...we the audience would lose many things that connect us to the characters. because after all...its alllll for us. DO YOU HEAR THAT!? ITS ALLLLL FOR US!!! thank you batman. i love you.i love you so much batman.
Two grown men just talking about superheroes with such childlike whimsy..I love it..then paulytoon took it to the next level of childish adult enjoyment..😂
🤣✌🏼❤
Im the turd
Okay so you're wrong about multiple things... Okay so Superman controls gravitons which are a theorized and currently fictional molecule of gravity like photons etc... That's why in Man of steel when he's first trying to fly he kneels down on the ground with his fists to the ground as well and around his fists and him as a whole you can see little swirls of air and gravel within that air moving around his body and hands that's because he's controlling the gravity around him He flies by controlling gravity Not because his body was made for Krypton and it just allows him to fly because the gravity is lower That makes absolutely no sense
DC is very technical on explaining why each of their superheroes and villains have powers
And if it's not magical it has to have a scientific explanation
Gravitons are also known as quantum gravity is a hypothesized and theorized gravitational force which is the elements and molecules that make up gravity itself and if one can harness those they can control gravity and therefore fly
Also the other things you got wrong are Batman hides in the shadows so if a shadow is covering his entire body and he's always working at night why would he need to cover that part of his chin when the majority is covered because for the most part you most likely has that covered he's smart enough to remember that he has his chin exposed and has therefore trained himself to be aware of these things not only that his armor is top of the line so he doesn't need to worry about any other part of his body so he only really has to focus on his chin which means he doesn't have to divert attention to blocking kicks and punches from normal people anywhere else or bullets or knives and he can kill Superman it's not outrageous to think so He's killed more Marvel villains and superheroes than any person in DC Comics literally in DC Comics he managed to kill the god of DC Comics as in like God the Christian God and it only took him 2 months of planning and research
With enough research and planning Batman can literally kill anyone
The only person he hasn't killed yet is a multi-dimensional and multiversal version of himself that was exposed to the joker gas and toxin as well as given unlimited power by a multiversal being stronger than some gods will actually more than some a lot of gods and he only lost to that person because it's him but clinically insane drastically more powerful and has a gang of other characters related to him or just other versions of him that he's made evil like himself so ultimately Batman lost because it's basically him fighting against infinite versions of himself that are way more powerful and deranged as fuck
Please beating Superman I think on five separate occasions now He has beaten Wonder Woman Aquaman marching manhunter cyborg He actually made up plans to kill every single member of the Justice League the day he started and joined the Justice League
Someone actually took his plans to try and kill the Justice League later on That's how good his plans were No one could come up with them but him He's smarter than lex luthor He's more intelligent and knowledgeable than cyborg or even Martian manhunter who can read minds and has infinite knowledge of the universe
He's so intelligent that when darkseid killed dozens of heroes that were 10 times more physically powerful than him and more powerful in abilities as well darkseid decided to keep him and give him the position of second in charge behind him and gave him the Mobius chair which enhanced his intelligence even more allowed him to have god-like power and much more and it was so crazy that he ended up taking out darkseid himself
Superman has problems taking out that guy so this just shows you how crazy Batman is Batman was able to defeat him without almost anyone's help and Superman couldn't kill him multiple different times with dozens of people's help He has killed darkseid a number of times and defeated him many other times but he's also lost to him tons of times
And Batman overall is one of the most versatile heroes in all of DC and all of comics not just DC he's intelligent he is ruthless he is morally uncorruptible and has a gift of unbelievable foresights even though it's not like an ability or anything or a power but he has natural non superpowered ability to plan how things will turn out and when people don't agree with him he'll often go out on his own to make sure that he can formulate his own plan to make sure everything's handled correctly when Justice League won't go off with the plan he wants to go off with because he sees that there's only one outcome if they do it the Justice league's way which will end in them dying He will often walk away from the league and do it on his own while they do whatever they're doing
And many of those times he's ended up not only saving the Justice League but the entire universe the world the multiverse whatever you want to say he's done it all
The original version of Batman is insane and that's just the original version there are super powered versions there are mutant versions there are magical versions and every single version is more powerful than anyone would ever be that has the exact same powers If you gave Batman Superman's powers he would be 100,000 times more of a threat and more of a powerhouse than Superman is
It's just honestly hilarious that people that don't know comics but still like that kind of stuff a little bit we'll talk about it like this and say Oh it's so stupid Batman being able to beat Superman that's so stupid blah blah blah
But in reality it's not stupid it's actually practical it's logical and it's correct
Batman is the perfect specimen for what a superhero should be not overpowered but able to solve any task given to him Not morally corruptible not able to be swayed by emotional problems or issues at hand that he's dealing with always reacting with the proper emotional response and not letting things control him when other superheroes like even Superman would go completely crazy if they had been put to the same thing
The perfect example of this is when Superman accidentally kills Lois Lane when joker managed to get Superman to kill her by exposing him to scarecrows for your toxin and lacing the toxin with kryptonite which caused him to be actually vulnerable to the toxin and he ended up thinking he was fighting Doomsday One of his main arch nemesises and as powerful as he is and he ended up finding out that he was doing it to his wife and she had just gotten pregnant
He was so distraught that instead of letting Batman interrogate him and imprison him Superman went in there and ripped his heart out went insane became a fascist dictator and started ruling the planet tried to stop all conflict all over Earth by controlling governments and if anybody disobeyed him they would face the consequences and he killed dozens of superheroes and was always hunting Batman eventually Batman was able to find a way to beat him and the rest of the superheroes like Wonder Woman and all the villains as well that were fighting with Superman So in the end he had to go to a different universe the universe in specific he went to the normal DC universe Earth 1 and he had to grab our Justice League By that I mean the comics one not the movie stuff and he took them back to his universe where he had Superman fight Superman and some of the other characters fight the others that were still alive and his earth and eventually everything worked itself out and Superman saw what a villain and evil person he had become and allowed himself to be locked away in a red sun prison which depowers him as long as the red sun lights are on The Red Sun lamps depower him because they not only depride him of gamma radiation and ultraviolet radiation but also it makes his body unable to control gravitrons anymore leading him to not only be weak in strength but unable to fly or run or jump fast
And this is why Batman will always be the better of the two He has the ability and technology the engineering capabilities the fighting knowledge be ability to predict the outcome of so many different things The ability to predict multiple outcomes and constantly change his battle plan to fit whatever one he feels might be coming and it just goes on and on like that Batman is all around a better superhero and he would be the best villain if he ever broke his moral compass which he has done in the past
"DC is very technical ... not magical it has to have a scientific explanation"
Proceeds to provide proof of just how insane, unscientific, bonkers, nonsensical, that world is. "with research and planning he killed god... god who by definition is everlasting." 😂😂😂😂 Look these things are written for children and for companies to sell merch ...which is all fine and good . But to be an adult who talks like this (and by adult I mean 8+) , you need checkup.
This is what pisses me off about rogan is if he thinks hes right then everybody else is wrong its a really awful trait
question is would batman have to wear a covid mask ?
Oh man you know the comic book geeks are literally screaming at the computer right now cuz Rogan didn’t get all the information about Superman 100% correct. Nooo Joe Superman’s planet had a red sun and earth has a yellow sun that’s where his power comes from!! 😂😂 I can hear them all now lol.
I miss JRE! Too bad he fell down the Q rabbit hole
I don’t think Christian Bale was a great Batman. While he was Batman, he was good, but the most important aspect of Batman is the dichotomy between Batman and Bruce Wayne. Bale’s Bruce Wayne left a lot to be desired, IMO. I actually think that Michael Keaton was the best Batman. Also, hate on me as much as you want for saying this, but Ben Affleck was excellent. The way he shows the dynamic of both sides of the coin when it comes to the two characters was done well... sadly, he fell victim to bad directors (no, I haven’t seen the JL Snyder cut yet, I’m going to though). The Nolan Batman films were fantastic, but, I think that everyone ranting and raving about Bale’s portrayal of Batman is overrated. He wasn’t bad... he just wasn’t the best.
Opinions are a special thing.
Fuck spotify
Brendan is the worst
This is why I hate Batman. 😂 Thinking he could go out and kill superman because in the process of saving the world multiple times, there was some collateral damage. Then Batman goes out and kills and destroys 5hit anyway. Batman is a psycho and not in a good way.
Please avoid anything Brandon, he simply does not matter
But Batman fucked superman up
I'm the first one here
So it's stupid to protect your entire body but leave the mouth open to breathe and talk is the dumbest thing ever? I know Joe is a pot head but wtf is Brendan's excuse
To be fair the Batman voice was pretty gay