Daniel McLatchie one time I played on a x10 randomizer server, got kunai, bootlegger, and I cant remember my other weapons but I started with about 1-10 hp, backstabbed a heavy and had over 1000 hp,
Brass Beast: - Takes a MILLION YEARS to set up. - Any attempt at moving will physically slow down the passage of time. - A single bullet has the capacity to annihilate entire planets.
And yet the Soldier alone has intel that details the weapon's only weakness, but the Sniper is responsible for delaying his rendezvous with the rest of the RED team.
Natascha: -On hit: enemy gets glued to the ground -Fires nerf darts that deal no damage -Ubercharge when under 50% hp and spun up -Takes a decade to spin up
...Okay so you do realize that technically he couldn't have been screaming to this day. He was sent into the past with dinosaurs. Technically, he would die from old age before today.
Ben Kittiver "he never dies" Let me point out the fact that the runners of the mercenary groups have/had to use life-extending machines to survive. Heavy is human. So he will die from old age, if not something else. (If heavy doesn't ever actually die, then by that logic, neither would anyone else in the TF2 universe.)
And you're not very observant, are you? Seriously, I was trying to be a jokester by saying "Oh there was a joke here? Didn't notice" and you call me dumb because of it.
The Big Earner: On successful backstab: grants the user enough speed to break through the passage of time and is able to warp through dimensions -125 Health on wearer
+Kawaii Atlas Bonk = be completely invincible for 80 seconds, recharge takes 240 seconds after invincibility expires basically it's a one time per life secondary
+PerlgbDoesMinecraft every single weapons stats would be broken. *walks out of spawn* *Is immediately mowed down by 100 mini-sentries* *victim of scout clever spam* *one shot kill boston basher* (My blood! No!) *force-a-superman* *kunai gods* *useless dead ringers* *Beggers tsunami* *phlog* *Crusaders cross-cannon* *widow-maker that can never be fired* *eternal jarate sydner sleepers* *Snipers havihng ungodly amounts of said jararte* *Darwins Danger Shield sniper tanks* *Panic hose* (Panic Attack) *Fists of Steel invincable heavies that explode when tapped by a fish* (Holy Makeral) *Speaker exploding pans* This is multiplying by 100.
*Panic Attack* + Increases reload speed by 340% + Fire rate increases tenfold as health decreases + Hold fire to load up to 40 rounds - Shot spread increases tenfold as health decreases *Iron Bomber* + Grenades freeze in mid-air when fired for 10 seconds - 200% explosion radius (only impact damage) - 100% damage on grenades that explode on timer (Great for laying traps in a 'sticky' escape situation) *Loose Cannon* + Cannonballs push players back with 10x force and 10x explosive radius + Cannonballs implode on impact, creating a black hole *Tide Turner* + 250% explosive resistance + 250% fire resistance + Enables flight while charging + Kills while charging gives you 7 extra charges before needing to recharge *Eyelander* - Random critical hits damage the wielder - Wielder base HP starts at 1 + Kills kill and take the heads of 10 random enemy players on the server up to a max of 40 heads + Each individual head increases health and movement speed by 10x normal value up to a maximum of 40 heads *Huo-Long Heater* + Instantly eviscerates any enemy within range while deployed - Consumes 60 ammo per second while deployed *Wrangler* + Take manual control of your sentry gun, which turns into a controllable mech until destroyed *Short Circuit* + Creates an electrical field which damages and destroys any enemy and projectile currently on the map + Regenerates 150 ammo per projectile destroyed - Per shot: -50 ammo - Uses metal as ammo *Vaccinator* + 500% Übercharge rate + While healing, makes you and your target immune to selected damage type - Underheals target to half their max HP Übercharge overheals you and your target endlessly when the selected damage type is received
*Panic Attacks*+ Increases Reload speed by 340%+ Fire reate increases tenfold as Health decreases+ Hold fire to load up to 40 Rounds- Vomit Bullets Tenfold as Health deceases (which is not that bad)
*Gunslinger* + Sentry deploys before clicking the button. + Sentry fires faster than light. - Sentry is replaced by a tiny mini sentry which has a hitbox smaller than a pistol.
Liberty Launcher: + Rockets are faster than light + Overheals you on rocket jump - On Hit: Overheals target. -------------------------------------- Baby Faces Blaster: + On Hit: 10x increases boost meter + On full boost: Move 20x faster than normally - You start moving Slower than heavy - Boost instantly resets when you move 1 hammer unit from ground --------------------------------------- Air Strike: + When Airborne: Unleash spam of rockets to instantly crash whole server + On kill: Increases clip size by 10 -No damage or explosion at all - You dont have ammo, dumbass ------------------------------------------ Tomislav: + Instantly deployment. - You shoot every second Century -----------------------------------------
phlog -100% damage penalty charge mmmph from fire damage (secondaries) right click or taunt with full mmmph to get uber and kritz also overheals you to double max health -no airblast -no random crits -the mmmph crits still do no damage (0 times 3 = 0) gunslinger +250 max health (375 total) +crits every 30th consecutive hit -turns sentry into mini sentry mini sentry has 95% damage penalty but fires all of its bullets in seconds also builds instantly and has insane knockback turns faster than an aimbot -no random crits
The Dragons Fury: (+) 3000% damage bonus on burning enemies (690-900) (+) Hitting an enemy makes the next shot recharge 20x faster (0.04 sec.) (-) Airblasting will make next shot 20x slower (8 sec.)
To correct: Effect Blazing Inferno (Pure Lava) x10. Upon spawning into the server the map is filled with gallons upon gallons of unusual lava that burns all who touch it in a pretty glowy lava filled fire. Cause I mean if you're gonna overkill... you might as well overkill.
The Claidheamh Mör: This weapon with one swing will hit everyone on the server and takes two minutes to deploy and holster (+) +5 seconds of charge time (+) Melee kills restore 2 and a half charges (-) No random crits (-) instantly die when breathed on
So you have to go two minutes without taking any damage and then you instakill the eneny team. That (almost) sounds like a fun custom gamemode. One team has to defend a teammate with 1 hp, and the other team has to kill them. After 2 minutes or so, the defending team loses instantly.
The Tenlander - Reduce health by 250 - First head, you become as fast as scout already - Each heads increases your health cap at by 150 - Max limit of head buffs until 40
The Huo-Long Flamethrower: +Creates a ring of flames that light enemies on fire. +250% damage vs. burning players. -Good luck killing things. -Consumes 40 ammo per second that it's spinning. Good luck conserving that ammunition.
The Loose Cannon a.k.a "That didn't hurt" Cannonballs have a fuse time of 10 seconds Cannonballs push players out of the map Cannonballs do not explode on any circustances -500% damage on contact with surfaces
The Brass Beast: (+) Instantly kill anything in three shots (+) Hits heal you when you are below 50% hp (-) Takes 5 minutes to spin up (-) Move backwards while spun up
The Dr. Grordbort Steakhouse (Cow Mangler 50000): -Infinite ammo. -alt fire: Charged shot that causes mini crits on players, sets them on fire for a full minute and disables buildings for 40secs. -no random crits. At all. -causes 200% of damage on buildings. Twice the damage of a stock rocket launcher. -still can't be forced to critical hit. Dammit Volvo.
The Winger + While active: The user can jump to orbit + One bullet insta-kills an overhealed Heavy - 1 bullet clipsize (not that it matters) Scottsman's Skullcutter + On hit, VAC ban the opponent - A brass beast is faster than you Iron Bomber + Grenades no longer bounce or roll + Grenades detonate immediately apon firing - [Insert Direct Hit joke here] Conniver's Kunai + On Backstab, become a god until the end of time - Die apon contact with any harmful object
How about a gamemode that reverses negative and positive stats on weapons? For example the Fists of Steel - You take 100% less damage from melee sources and 40% more damage from ranged sources Just a thought
"Hale's Own Fists" Level 2000 Fists recreation of Heavy's: Fists +250% Damage Bonus +30% Walking speed on wearer +5000% Max health on wearer +10% Damage Resistance +50% Backstab damage resistance
Here are a few (Note: not all off these are actually x10, a lot of these are overboard cos I'm lazy) Eviction notice You Punch 900 punches a second On hit: go faster than light itself On holder: go faster than sound it's self You do no damage You kinda die instantly You manifest into a Jojo reference Tomislav You having no barrel spin up time You shoot like as straight as a laser beam You still make no sound, but somehow still more silent You fire one bullet every hour The huntsman Oh wait The panic attack Infinite ammo You deploy this instantly Fires in a straight line, even though it's a shot gun It does no damage You second shot will aim straight away from your target Black box On hit: gain god mode for a few seconds One ammo Sharpened Volcano Fragment Still useless... On hit: make your enemy explode into magma But it does literally no damage Powerjack GOTTA GO FAST A hospital is built for every kill Any physical touch with anything will make you explode Scotman's skull cutter Has reach beyond comprehension of space-time You insta-kill You legs are paralysed Solemn Vow You can see all of your enemy's stats You can't swing this Ullapool caber Swings once per day Deploys once per week No extra damage by anything, AT ALL Your first hit sets off a nuke Brass beast Any physical interaction your bullets make will crash the server Right click to die Ambassador When headshot, you mini-crit everyone 1000 times on the opposing team Your gun breaks after your first shot Bazaar Bargain One shots on headshots Charge is kicked out the window If you kill someone via headshot, charge will break down your house, rebuild it and end world hunger Oh yeah also no random crits but you get the point Backburner One shots from the back Airblasts explode the weapon The gloves of running urgently (I know they’re in the video but still) Wearing these gloves is physically impossible Will instantly turn you into a scout when holding Pressing the W key will activate Bites The Dust The Enforcer Whilst disguised, you one shot Your bullets can disable an active Übercharge Left click does nothing Or right click Or middle click Or- uh, look, the joke is that it doesn’t fire, okay? The Big Earner Kills will: •Give you infinite cloak •Probably make you clip out the map Holding may cause you to die
It’ll be more like 9 extra modified MvM spy bots alongside you, all with YER, and can spawn more every backstab. This is broken if it snowballs. Imagine backstabbing an attacking heavy and medic in the payload, it’s a free 18 teammates! Basically turning the game into who used YER first, it would be a cool mode though, an arena in the style of VSH but larger, plus a pseudo-zombie apocalypse with 12 players, one is selected to be an enemy spy, ( he will spawn with a few intelligent {but not game carrying} bots, and some distractions) it is unannounced, once a YER kill is made, it tells everyone in the chat, but not where or what they disguise into, there are some MVM buffs, but dupes (the YER bots) don’t get them. It gets increasingly harder for both teams as the Spy doesn’t always know what the bots are doing, and the Reds have to deal with a lot of spy hordes, and the Dupes know how to use guns. Pyro is slightly nerfed due to the Pyro being THE crowd control unit, and also anti-spy weapon.
Soda Popper: 500% faster firing speed 250% faster reload time -660% clip size Can do 50 double jumps on hype Beggar's Bazooka: Hold fire to load up to 30 rockets -200% explosion radius -30 degree random projectile penetration Overloading will kill the entire server You lose ammo from dispensers Degreaser: Deploys 600% faster Holsters 300% faster Extinguishing teammates restores 200 health 660% afterburn penalty 250% higher airblast cost Iron Bomber: Grenades have no bounce and roll -150% blast radius Natascha: 1000% chance to slow target -200% damage resistance when spun up -250% damage penalty 300% slower spinup time Widowmaker: Moving is returned as ammo Negative reload costs 300 metal per shot Blutsauger: On hit gain up to 30 health -20 health drained per second on wearer Hitman's Heatmaker: 250% faster charge and negative reload on focus -200% damage on bodyshot Conniver's Kunai: Absorbs 10x your victims health -550 max health on wearer
Natascha; On Hit: %300 chance to slow enemy; +500% max ammo; -250% max damage; -300% spin-up time... COMPLETELY USELESS! Brass Beast; +200% damage bonus; 500% slower spin-up speed; -600% movement speed while deployed... ALSO USELESS! Tomisalve; +100% spin-up speed; Silent Killer; No Barrel spin sound; 200% slower firing speed... USELESS AS WELL! Huo-Long Heater; Sustains Ring of Fire while deployed; consumes 60 ammo while deployed... You're running out of ammo quickly, but at least you can fire the damn gun.
I know, but like the video did with those weapons, I multiplied the brass beast's stats by 10, and the end result, the weapon becomes the weapon will never spin up to speed for you to fire the weapon, and thus it is completely useless.
Jorer Lu did you not pay any fucking attention? The spin up time for Natascha, when multiplied by 10, becomes -300%... the damn gun will never spin up to fire, with a -300% spin up time. Thus making it useless. Then tamisalve with it's stats multiplied by 10, has 200% SLOWER firing speed. The gun will never fire, thus making it useless, when you multiply it's stats by 10.
Death's Heir pay the fuck attention people, I multiplied the stats of the gun I listed, by 10 first, before calling it. In the game proper, they are not useless, but multiplying their stats by 10, DOES make them useless.
Baby Face's Blaster: + On hit: Become faster than lighting - Good luck trying to get out of spawn - Any damage taken turns you into a turtle immediatly, no matter if it's a shotgun or minigun bullet that is like 5 miles away from you The Winger: + On equip: Get onto the top of hightower in two single jumps - One shot and then reload The direct hit: + Rockets just teleport into the wall or floor you're aiming + Insta-kill an overhealed heavy - Good luck trying to splash damage, no matter if it's one pixel away from the enemy
*Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol* When weapon is active: On Hit: Gain up to +30 health When taking fall damage, the wearer is instead healed for 9x the amount of fall damage normally received 250% slower firing speed 200% damage vulnerability on wearer
Backburner Instantly kill any target burned from behind Kills from behind are silent kills 250% further air-blast range All targets air-blasted go to Uranus Cannot use weapon after use of air-blast (can be reequipped from the closet)
The Ten Sodas-Popper [Is a broken Force-A-Nature with 10 Crit-A-Colas strapped on] -500% Faster Firing Speed -250% Faster Reload Time -660% Less Clip Size -Builds Hype as you run. When full, Alt-Click to activate hype mode for 50 Air Jumps. Reloads Ten Times it's entire clip at once. Imagine it combined with the Atomizer, Octodecutuple [80] jumps, or Octocentuple [800] Jumps depending on how you look at it.
Force-A-Nature: Level 100 Scattergun +500% faster firing speed + Knocks target and user into another dimension +200% bullets per shot -100% damage penalty -660% clip size Now reduced into a non-damaging knockback weapon, if there are even any bullets in the clip.
The Quick Fix' drawback would be that, in return for near instantaneous healing, the target's normal health meter would be reduced over time and made up in overheal. Then when the Medic quits healing for whatever reason, the target's health slowly depletes, reducing their longer-term survivability without assistance.
![100 Ways to Die in Team Fortress 2 [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rN2EfjairCM/mqdefault.jpg)
Red Tape Recorder
+ Turns enemy buildings into scrap metal
- 1000% sapper damage penalty
If its minus damage then it heals buildings xD
Too bad it will turn it into scrap metal
Free metal
8 thought it couldn’t get worse
- heals enemy buildings so fast that your teammates can't destroy them
Conniver’s Kunai
-Start with only 1 health
+Become God for a minute on backstab
Daniel McLatchie one time I played on a x10 randomizer server, got kunai, bootlegger, and I cant remember my other weapons but I started with about 1-10 hp, backstabbed a heavy and had over 1000 hp,
@@flameyboy4184 X100 is even better.
Start with only 1 health,and get 20.000 HEALTH on backstab.
A minute? More like a year
Mad Milk
- Enemies hit will turn into friendly Medics
- Can be used to prevent forest fires
Only you can prevent wildfires
Smokey the bear XD
Only scunts
Smokey aproves
Uhh, you misspelled "MeeM."
Behold, the video that launched an entire gamemode.
Upon x100 release, I felt my soul get sucked out of me
Right
legend
The thread which received video adaptation*
@@SH4WNATR0N You like being sucked huh little no soul having shooter? ☠️
Tomislav: Shoots before you press fire
More like triggerbot
+Gaming Golden That's the ship name for Tumblr x r9k
Hhahahah
Tomislav: Literally a sniper rifle
XD
God, this is ancient.
This is a relic.
Incredible.
Yes lmao
Win XP
but its smooth ..............
It seems we meet again
@@weirddog5580 i do not believe we've met before.
Brass Beast:
- Takes a MILLION YEARS to set up.
- Any attempt at moving will physically slow down the passage of time.
- A single bullet has the capacity to annihilate entire planets.
And yet the Soldier alone has intel that details the weapon's only weakness, but the Sniper is responsible for delaying his rendezvous with the rest of the RED team.
ruclips.net/video/a1ZJQALnEiE/видео.html
This would be ×1000.
Mann of Dober So basically dragon ball
Aaaaaand now heavy is ultra instinct Shaggy.
The fact that this is in my recommendation again gives me memories
Same
Yeh
ITS BACK
Indeed
Same
the winger: instantly reach skybox in one jump
umm
what about the force a nature
oh god no not the knock back
+1500 pellets
-1000% damage
and the air strike
oh god no...noo.NOOOO
Ooo what about the baby faces blaster
fires the normal 3 too fast to do anything
+Honist increase 330% speed percent, faster than a lightning
The Dead Ringer
+ Leave a fake corpse upon taking damage
- Automatically call your ex when cloak ends
- on feign instantly uncloak and have x5 recharge time than regural cloak
Correction:
Leave 10 fake corpses upon taking damage
I’ve been single my entire life.
- creates 10 fake corpses on death, making it absolutely pointless
After uncloak: charge: Gas gas gas! Gonna step at the gas!
Sandman:
‘You need to instantly drink Bonk to survive.’
‘Turns any server into that one scene from 300 but with baseballs.’
It will
So
1 health
It would bring you to 25 hp
More like " Makes everyone else Leon Kuwata from Danganronpa during his execution".
2:13 I love how that’s the first thing they say and it’s almost in unison
*G E N T L E M E N*
*P A I N I S*
The Jag
On Building hit: Instantly upgrade any building to level 4
On Hit: Overheals Target
you wouldnt hve enough metal :|
More like: When you constantly hit a constructing building, it constructs faster than a mini-sentry.
ijones36 On Hit: Generates 100% Metal
wow level 4
lance prosser it also builds a mini next to the building?
The Natasha:
Deals no damage.
Takes half an hour to spin up.
On hit: Enemy goes 3 seconds back in time.
False.
Also, you get 30 Health (I think) per hit.
So basically the short circuit as it is now.
lol
TheRedstoneBlaze it heals 30 hp
And it stops everyody hit by it for 4 hours
Natascha:
-On hit: enemy gets glued to the ground
-Fires nerf darts that deal no damage
-Ubercharge when under 50% hp and spun up
-Takes a decade to spin up
Natasha is faster than brass beast Natasha won’t take a 10 years to spin up
3:29
Brass Beast would like to talk to you.
@@concorde837 for what okay abir tails i say i love stock roars
Exactly as i said even tho Natasha is my favorite minigun
Sun on a stick:
-still crap
-tf did you expect,
-the sun on a stick to ACTUALLY be good? Pfft...
scoot scoot idiots
+One-hit kills
Enemy pyros heal you
Crit damage is also multiplied
Heal non burning enemies
I embarrassed to admit I have been killed 3 times today by a scout with a sun on a stick
Ive been killed by a taunt
I use sun on a stick
force a nature
blasts you to the border of the map opposite of the one you are facing
Just look at what the Backburner's Airblast does in an actual x10 Server. XD
+Mudkip Master that is probably the funniest thing to happen while deflecting, people fly with it XD
Good luck killing anyone.
Kills person if looks up and fires
mom's spaghetti FaN knocks your opponent to section 2 on control point
Waiting for a x100 server. Cmon modders, do your thing.
Oh my god...
Mr.King mah boi Beggars Bazooka - Server crasher
+Austin Cain mantreds
Panic attack
OMG that will be lot weapon ammo 0
and damage over 900
some say the heavy is still screaming to this day...
...Okay so you do realize that technically he couldn't have been screaming to this day. He was sent into the past with dinosaurs. Technically, he would die from old age before today.
+ledol420 but it's the heavy he never dies
Ben Kittiver
"he never dies" Let me point out the fact that the runners of the mercenary groups have/had to use life-extending machines to survive. Heavy is human. So he will die from old age, if not something else. (If heavy doesn't ever actually die, then by that logic, neither would anyone else in the TF2 universe.)
King of The Ducks II
Oh, there was a joke here? Didn't notice.
And you're not very observant, are you?
Seriously, I was trying to be a jokester by saying "Oh there was a joke here? Didn't notice" and you call me dumb because of it.
The Big Earner:
On successful backstab: grants the user enough speed to break through the passage of time and is able to warp through dimensions
-125 Health on wearer
-250 even
So you either die, or if you get it frame perfect, you break reality
Bonk = you instantly go into spectate after one drink
Actually you'd be invincible for longer
+Kawaii Atlas Bonk = be completely invincible for 80 seconds, recharge takes 240 seconds after invincibility expires
basically it's a one time per life secondary
+Tisiem21 and for A Custom x100 and x1000? (if there was one)
+PerlgbDoesMinecraft every single weapons stats would be broken. *walks out of spawn* *Is immediately mowed down by 100 mini-sentries*
*victim of scout clever spam*
*one shot kill boston basher* (My blood! No!)
*force-a-superman*
*kunai gods*
*useless dead ringers*
*Beggers tsunami*
*phlog*
*Crusaders cross-cannon*
*widow-maker that can never be fired*
*eternal jarate sydner sleepers*
*Snipers havihng ungodly amounts of said jararte*
*Darwins Danger Shield sniper tanks*
*Panic hose* (Panic Attack)
*Fists of Steel invincable heavies that explode when tapped by a fish*
(Holy Makeral)
*Speaker exploding pans*
This is multiplying by 100.
+Logan Sitton
you forgot one eternal reward back stab will instantly flood the server lmao
*back stab* WHY IS THIS SAME SNIPER EVERYWHER
Conniver's Kunai:
+On backstab: Become an undying god
-Your health is constantly sucked away into another dimension
*Panic Attack*
+ Increases reload speed by 340%
+ Fire rate increases tenfold as health decreases
+ Hold fire to load up to 40 rounds
- Shot spread increases tenfold as health decreases
*Iron Bomber*
+ Grenades freeze in mid-air when fired for 10 seconds
- 200% explosion radius (only impact damage)
- 100% damage on grenades that explode on timer
(Great for laying traps in a 'sticky' escape situation)
*Loose Cannon*
+ Cannonballs push players back with 10x force and 10x explosive radius
+ Cannonballs implode on impact, creating a black hole
*Tide Turner*
+ 250% explosive resistance
+ 250% fire resistance
+ Enables flight while charging
+ Kills while charging gives you 7 extra charges before needing to recharge
*Eyelander*
- Random critical hits damage the wielder
- Wielder base HP starts at 1
+ Kills kill and take the heads of 10 random enemy players on the server up to a max of 40 heads
+ Each individual head increases health and movement speed by 10x normal value up to a maximum of 40 heads
*Huo-Long Heater*
+ Instantly eviscerates any enemy within range while deployed
- Consumes 60 ammo per second while deployed
*Wrangler*
+ Take manual control of your sentry gun, which turns into a controllable mech until destroyed
*Short Circuit*
+ Creates an electrical field which damages and destroys any enemy and projectile currently on the map
+ Regenerates 150 ammo per projectile destroyed
- Per shot: -50 ammo
- Uses metal as ammo
*Vaccinator*
+ 500% Übercharge rate
+ While healing, makes you and your target immune to selected damage type
- Underheals target to half their max HP
Übercharge overheals you and your target endlessly when the selected damage type is received
jokkepokke95 I lost my shit at Tide turner DO MAOR
***** in a 10x server, the panic attack is meant to be spammed
*Panic Attacks*+ Increases Reload speed by 340%+ Fire reate increases tenfold as Health decreases+ Hold fire to load up to 40 Rounds- Vomit Bullets Tenfold as Health deceases (which is not that bad)
*Gunslinger*
+ Sentry deploys before clicking the button.
+ Sentry fires faster than light.
- Sentry is replaced by a tiny mini sentry which has a hitbox smaller than a pistol.
Solarlight gonna lose his mind on the tide turner.
And this is how the 10x servers were created kids
There is a server that actually DOES multiply stats by 10 so using the pain train was AWESOME
this was before x10 servers became popular
Alien Assassin "was"
This was before x10 servers
Until you get hit by a bullet...
+Booking Books
ikr
Dat Aladin Reference tho.
One backstab could start an infinite chain of spies, just multiplying all over the server.
Lol
But that's what the weapon does in the game, you backstab someone and you disguise as him
They were also never really on your side.
+Steven Insertlastnamehere OMG BATTLE CATS ICON YES!
Kill it before it lays clones
little did they know
this would become a community server gamemode
(300 likes wow)
and known throughout the land as being 10x more creative then anything valve has done for TF2 in years...
xEPIC JUSTICE POLICEx Exactly.
Dude every comment section I go in there's always a guy with the same pfp
x10 dun dun okay too predictictable this is text.
504
Widowmaker:
-user has 25 health
+INFINITE AMMO
BlindingLight the one down side is that you need 300 metal to fire it which is not possible
the widowmaker doesn't effect your health
Gunslinger
+250 helth
Liberty Launcher:
+ Rockets are faster than light
+ Overheals you on rocket jump
- On Hit: Overheals target.
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Baby Faces Blaster:
+ On Hit: 10x increases boost meter
+ On full boost: Move 20x faster than normally
- You start moving Slower than heavy
- Boost instantly resets when you move 1 hammer unit from ground
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Air Strike:
+ When Airborne: Unleash spam of rockets to instantly crash whole server
+ On kill: Increases clip size by 10
-No damage or explosion at all
- You dont have ammo, dumbass
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Tomislav:
+ Instantly deployment.
- You shoot every second Century
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Scotch shot: on shot sets everyone on the map on fire.
Direct Hit
+Rockets twice as fast as light
+250 Damage bonus
-700% blast radius
Toxic Plasma Direct Hit
its a sniper rifle
"- You shoot every second Century"
I lost my shit. xD
phlog
-100% damage penalty
charge mmmph from fire damage (secondaries)
right click or taunt with full mmmph to get uber and kritz
also overheals you to double max health
-no airblast
-no random crits
-the mmmph crits still do no damage (0 times 3 = 0)
gunslinger
+250 max health (375 total)
+crits every 30th consecutive hit
-turns sentry into mini sentry
mini sentry has 95% damage penalty but fires all of its bullets in seconds
also builds instantly and has insane knockback
turns faster than an aimbot
-no random crits
Brass Beast
Deals charged machina headshot damage per bullet
Paralyzed from the waist down
Fires one bullet per day
watch the karma charger vid about the ×10 Brass beast. Its REALLY OP.
more like 10
More like it takes two millennia to spin up.
Exactly XD
To Balance this NO RANDOM CRIT
1:34
BACK TO THE POOTURE!
XD
hahahah
10 painis cupcakes?
we. are. SCREWED!
NOOOOOOOooOoOoooOooOoOoOooOoOOOooOooOooOoOoOOoOoooOoOOOooo
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Dragons Fury:
(+) 3000% damage bonus on burning enemies (690-900)
(+) Hitting an enemy makes the next shot recharge 20x faster (0.04 sec.)
(-) Airblasting will make next shot 20x slower (8 sec.)
Direct hit but minigun but Flare gun
The 80's used DeLoreans to go to past
Today we use gloves
gloves are much cooler anyways.
Well actually, TF2 takes place in the 40s, since soldier was in world war ii and TF classic was in 1890
Monster Book .No,it is placed in june of 1968.You can see it on the calendars on the wall
k then
It is good day to be YESterDAY!!! :D
And now: Robin Walkers " *Valve* Rocket Launcher"
Stats:
+10099000% Damage bonus
+109900% Clip Size
+750% Faster firing speed
+On Hit: +2500 Health
+On Kill: 100 seconds of 1000% Critical strike chance
+500% Projectile Speed
+1000% Faster move speed on wearer
Effect: Blazing Inferno (Pure Lava)
Let me add A stat: -No Random Critical hits. THERE, It is now 'nerfed' (for now)
To correct: Effect Blazing Inferno (Pure Lava) x10. Upon spawning into the server the map is filled with gallons upon gallons of unusual lava that burns all who touch it in a pretty glowy lava filled fire.
Cause I mean if you're gonna overkill... you might as well overkill.
Danny Beane You mean, you might as well overkill overkilling :3
No... It should not need ammo!
kunai: 1 health, on back stab 2000 health overheal
x1000 mode = once spawned die in 5 seconds, if u get a backstab in that time you are immortal
That's exactly what it's like though
+Happy Happy Cultist that's exactly what it is
Can I wear you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Baolo Prosio sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3:58 I maxed out computer volume, headset volume, and youtube volume. i almost went deaf.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
F
i went deaf In my left ear
Why? Why would you do that?
The Sun on a Stick: Still useless
2500% fire resistance
+TheUndeadGamer inmunity to pyros
+MidnaBlue Enemy Pyro heals you.
Also hitting burning players spawns a nuke.
NO its use on a burning player idiot
+King The Son AHAHAHAAHAH who do you think you are, anyways?
The Black Box:
On hit: Player becomes immortal.
PS: 1:31 Backwards gloves lel.
Only one rocket
+on hit gain 200 health
Hmmmm
Here comes the sniper
The Claidheamh Mör:
This weapon with one swing will hit everyone on the server and takes two minutes to deploy and holster
(+) +5 seconds of charge time
(+) Melee kills restore 2 and a half charges
(-) No random crits
(-) instantly die when breathed on
So you have to go two minutes without taking any damage and then you instakill the eneny team.
That (almost) sounds like a fun custom gamemode. One team has to defend a teammate with 1 hp, and the other team has to kill them. After 2 minutes or so, the defending team loses instantly.
@@genericyoutubecommenter589 and then the 1hp teammate never exits spawn for 2 minutes
The Tenlander
- Reduce health by 250
- First head, you become as fast as scout already
- Each heads increases your health cap at by 150
- Max limit of head buffs until 40
The Huo-Long Flamethrower:
+Creates a ring of flames that light enemies on fire.
+250% damage vs. burning players.
-Good luck killing things.
-Consumes 40 ammo per second that it's spinning. Good luck conserving that ammunition.
you mean huo long heater? its not really a flame thrower.
+Rasin Ploofy
X10 stats, must have a cool name.
The Zachvolt Pfft. play in a x100 server. you will be able to name it.
The Zachvolt i play in x100 servers. those are madness.
TrinityZ what? I want the IP!
Sandwich now gives overheal about 1500 hp
Baby Cow wouldn't it be 3000 because math
Baby Cow
also 10 sandwitches
Dalokohs is better
it grants till death 800 HP, not overheal
It gives 9001 not 1500
2 things: Sandvich not Sandwich
Also it's the Dalokho's bar (or however you spell that) that overheals, not the Sandvich
2:17 Will the real Painis Cupcake please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here.
This masterpiece has been 10 years old for almost a month now. Godspeed.
The Loose Cannon a.k.a "That didn't hurt"
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 10 seconds
Cannonballs push players out of the map
Cannonballs do not explode on any circustances
-500% damage on contact with surfaces
The loose cannon a.k.a The get the fuck out of here
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
-User receives no damage from falling
-fires once every 3 seconds
-user is killed in one shot
Ya mean user gains god mode per hit sence it gives health on hit
The Disciplanary action: On hit: Teleport to the Map limit
+400% speeds
1:07
Today he would not get any damage from those 30 jumps,but switching to another weapon would take a looooot of time.
Bind an inspect key for a workaround
you can switch to a weapon, then switch to another weapon to circumvent it
*Trys to pull out primary*
“ZA WORLDO!”
*Pulls out secondary just fine *
“What in the actual fuck just happened*
Pan should be:
On hit: Summons JOHN CENA and breakes enemy's eardrums
no
no
+William Raitanen You can say that about any meme
Yus
William Raitanen like as if Harambe makes you laugh. Or even Dat Boi. Like seriously, 2016 made seriously cruel jokes in name of memes.
there should be one more thing for the frying pan:
- Guarunteed "random" crits, always.
Guaranted
Jerry Randi *Guaranteed :p
+AMCrayfish Guava steed?
Bazaar Bargain:
-No charge what-so-ever
-One headshot and it's immediate
The Brass Beast:
(+) Instantly kill anything in three shots
(+) Hits heal you when you are below 50% hp
(-) Takes 5 minutes to spin up
(-) Move backwards while spun up
3
3, you say?
BONK Atomic Punch: Invulnerable for 80 seconds. "Hey look at me, I'm a distraction!"
i think you want to say "BONK Tsar Bomba"
based on the tsar bomba
And one pistol shot makes you slower than a revved up brass beast heavy after the bonk's effects fade.
Useful For Saving Teammates from death.
2:40
When you try coffee for the first time
I LAUGHED HARDER AT THIS THAN I SHOULDVE
2:48
When I die in a speedrun
Weird, when i drink coffee i just feel like i need to sleep.
Yeah. So does milk.
Portraying confirmed. ✔
More like when you try Sonic's energy drink for the first time. (.>.)
Spycicle:on backstab , freezes the entire map
When burned , become fireproof for 20 seconds
When burned , Weapon is not active for 150 seconds
Amputator : On taunt , Heals every team member in every server in the Tf2 universe
jose xavier Then you could just have servers dedicated for healing and the regular servers would have invincible players.
Oh , i meant up to 10 servers
"So kids...the dinosaurs when extinct when Heavy time traveled back in time with his gloves and caused the volcanoes to erupt."
The Dr. Grordbort Steakhouse (Cow Mangler 50000):
-Infinite ammo.
-alt fire: Charged shot that causes mini crits on players, sets them on fire for a full minute and disables buildings for 40secs.
-no random crits. At all.
-causes 200% of damage on buildings. Twice the damage of a stock rocket launcher.
-still can't be forced to critical hit. Dammit Volvo.
God dammit.
-Fully heal enemy dispensers on hit
Should be named 'Cow Mangler 50000'.
fuck you thats a shitty stat
Brass Beast:
200% More damage.
Makes you so slow that your controls become reversed and you move 10 times as fast.
Sounds like an interesting way to play fat scout, you basically teleport to the end of a corridor
@glitchon7151 that’s what switching to a shotgun’s for!
@glitchon7151 still though, I’d love to see a more balanced version of this ingame
The Holiday Punch
Critical Hit forces victim to laugh for 50 Seconds
Always Critical Hit from behind
Critical Hits still do no damage
Actually its always crit
Actually its always crit
Furkan Erdemir but this isn't multiply
And it will overheal the player you hit
The Winger
+ While active: The user can jump to orbit
+ One bullet insta-kills an overhealed Heavy
- 1 bullet clipsize (not that it matters)
Scottsman's Skullcutter
+ On hit, VAC ban the opponent
- A brass beast is faster than you
Iron Bomber
+ Grenades no longer bounce or roll
+ Grenades detonate immediately apon firing
- [Insert Direct Hit joke here]
Conniver's Kunai
+ On Backstab, become a god until the end of time
- Die apon contact with any harmful object
Does that mean that spy dies if he hits his toe on the corner of some furniture?
The iron bomber becomes an explosive melee
The Scotsman's Skullcutter:
%200 Damage increase causing any hit to be an instakill.
But moves so slow you move a millimeter every 5 seconds.
*a HammerUnit every 5 seconds. :D
Curios Bob A Planck Measurement every hour >:3
A...wait wut?
?
Digging Deeper #01 Planck measurement = the smallest possible measurement based off of the current laws of physics...
Wait... What if we divided the weapons stats by ten?
/10 Must be a gamemode.
~volvo~ community pls add
How about a gamemode that reverses negative and positive stats on weapons?
For example the Fists of Steel - You take 100% less damage from melee sources and 40% more damage from ranged sources
Just a thought
Brass Beast:
2% more damage
Gives weilder 2% damage resistance when below 50% health
5% slower spinup time
Move 6% slower when spinning up.
We get stocks.
Angry Medic God of Medieval Mode
1:08 that guy was recording the whole time!!
Its the doctor kleiner
"Hale's Own Fists"
Level 2000 Fists
recreation of Heavy's: Fists
+250% Damage Bonus
+30% Walking speed on wearer
+5000% Max health on wearer
+10% Damage Resistance
+50% Backstab damage resistance
B.A.S.E jumper: Float in the sky forever
You might as well unbind your WASD keys after you jump.
Even better idea... you "fall" up...
1:44 How every one feels when they see themselves at birth.
Demoman killed the dinosaurs! 1:49
Flamethrower
Sets everything on fire.
Even the sky is on flame.
Airblast cost is free
2:40
Medic.exe has stopped working
Here are a few
(Note: not all off these are actually x10, a lot of these are overboard cos I'm lazy)
Eviction notice
You Punch 900 punches a second
On hit: go faster than light itself
On holder: go faster than sound it's self
You do no damage
You kinda die instantly
You manifest into a Jojo reference
Tomislav
You having no barrel spin up time
You shoot like as straight as a laser beam
You still make no sound, but somehow still more silent
You fire one bullet every hour
The huntsman
Oh wait
The panic attack
Infinite ammo
You deploy this instantly
Fires in a straight line, even though it's a shot gun
It does no damage
You second shot will aim straight away from your target
Black box
On hit: gain god mode for a few seconds
One ammo
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Still useless...
On hit: make your enemy explode into magma
But it does literally no damage
Powerjack
GOTTA GO FAST
A hospital is built for every kill
Any physical touch with anything will make you explode
Scotman's skull cutter
Has reach beyond comprehension of space-time
You insta-kill
You legs are paralysed
Solemn Vow
You can see all of your enemy's stats
You can't swing this
Ullapool caber
Swings once per day
Deploys once per week
No extra damage by anything, AT ALL
Your first hit sets off a nuke
Brass beast
Any physical interaction your bullets make will crash the server
Right click to die
Ambassador
When headshot, you mini-crit everyone 1000 times on the opposing team
Your gun breaks after your first shot
Bazaar Bargain
One shots on headshots
Charge is kicked out the window
If you kill someone via headshot, charge will break down your house, rebuild it and end world hunger
Oh yeah also no random crits but you get the point
Backburner
One shots from the back
Airblasts explode the weapon
The gloves of running urgently (I know they’re in the video but still)
Wearing these gloves is physically impossible
Will instantly turn you into a scout when holding
Pressing the W key will activate Bites The Dust
The Enforcer
Whilst disguised, you one shot
Your bullets can disable an active Übercharge
Left click does nothing
Or right click
Or middle click
Or- uh, look, the joke is that it doesn’t fire, okay?
The Big Earner
Kills will:
•Give you infinite cloak
•Probably make you clip out the map
Holding may cause you to die
Thanks mate!
Ur insane dude it took me 1 minute
Jojo ref
「KILLA QUEEN」BAISAN NO BAKUDAN. BITES ZA DUSTO! (Fucking resets the universe)
That’s a good jojo reference
The Backburner
+ Can backstab
- Disappears when airblast is used
+TiberianLeo +Free ticket to a tour in outer space
2:22 definitely has to be the funniest one cause of that one scout voice line
The YER actually looks tons of fun. Imagine suddenly having 10 extra teammates running around and causing a ruckus.
It’ll be more like 9 extra modified MvM spy bots alongside you, all with YER, and can spawn more every backstab.
This is broken if it snowballs. Imagine backstabbing an attacking heavy and medic in the payload, it’s a free 18 teammates! Basically turning the game into who used YER first, it would be a cool mode though, an arena in the style of VSH but larger, plus a pseudo-zombie apocalypse with 12 players, one is selected to be an enemy spy, ( he will spawn with a few intelligent {but not game carrying} bots, and some distractions) it is unannounced, once a YER kill is made, it tells everyone in the chat, but not where or what they disguise into, there are some MVM buffs, but dupes (the YER bots) don’t get them.
It gets increasingly harder for both teams as the Spy doesn’t always know what the bots are doing, and the Reds have to deal with a lot of spy hordes, and the Dupes know how to use guns. Pyro is slightly nerfed due to the Pyro being THE crowd control unit, and also anti-spy weapon.
The frying pan part was honestly the best... XD
Demopan just got wild after no one wanting his 2 refined
Theres a video like that called the Fry-ear-pan my Karma Charger, i suggest watching it XDDDDD
Can u explain that part
SourcePan i
0.01 what music?
Soda Popper:
500% faster firing speed
250% faster reload time
-660% clip size
Can do 50 double jumps on hype
Beggar's Bazooka:
Hold fire to load up to 30 rockets
-200% explosion radius
-30 degree random projectile penetration
Overloading will kill the entire server
You lose ammo from dispensers
Degreaser:
Deploys 600% faster
Holsters 300% faster
Extinguishing teammates restores 200 health
660% afterburn penalty
250% higher airblast cost
Iron Bomber:
Grenades have no bounce and roll
-150% blast radius
Natascha:
1000% chance to slow target
-200% damage resistance when spun up
-250% damage penalty
300% slower spinup time
Widowmaker:
Moving is returned as ammo
Negative reload
costs 300 metal per shot
Blutsauger:
On hit gain up to 30 health
-20 health drained per second on wearer
Hitman's Heatmaker:
250% faster charge and negative reload on focus
-200% damage on bodyshot
Conniver's Kunai:
Absorbs 10x your victims health
-550 max health on wearer
the natachs give 30+ hp per hit now
Blutsauger is -20 hp per seconds + 3 hp per seconds (normal health regen)
Kunai: 1 hp, gain 2000 hp ;)
Robert Ivey omg that degreaser
Soda popper 60 jump
Robert Ivey So the iron bomb would basically be a reskin of the loch and load?
Heavy won't stop screaming at 2:51
Natascha; On Hit: %300 chance to slow enemy; +500% max ammo; -250% max damage; -300% spin-up time... COMPLETELY USELESS!
Brass Beast; +200% damage bonus; 500% slower spin-up speed; -600% movement speed while deployed... ALSO USELESS!
Tomisalve; +100% spin-up speed; Silent Killer; No Barrel spin sound; 200% slower firing speed... USELESS AS WELL!
Huo-Long Heater; Sustains Ring of Fire while deployed; consumes 60 ammo while deployed... You're running out of ammo quickly, but at least you can fire the damn gun.
actually brass beast is awesome if you can get it going since you ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING that comes your way but you have to play turtle heavy
I know, but like the video did with those weapons, I multiplied the brass beast's stats by 10, and the end result, the weapon becomes the weapon will never spin up to speed for you to fire the weapon, and thus it is completely useless.
and my grammar was horrible in that reply
Jorer Lu did you not pay any fucking attention? The spin up time for Natascha, when multiplied by 10, becomes -300%... the damn gun will never spin up to fire, with a -300% spin up time. Thus making it useless.
Then tamisalve with it's stats multiplied by 10, has 200% SLOWER firing speed. The gun will never fire, thus making it useless, when you multiply it's stats by 10.
Death's Heir pay the fuck attention people, I multiplied the stats of the gun I listed, by 10 first, before calling it. In the game proper, they are not useless, but multiplying their stats by 10, DOES make them useless.
0:50-0:54 This is the Tide Turner, released 3 years after this video.
First of all, Thats the Charging Targe. Second of all, There is such an thing like Steam workshop, Last of all, you need to look better next time.
We know its a charging targe, he is just saying its like the tide turner, due to the turning control
Toobje Mastwijk Calm down dude
Beggar's Bazooka: Rocket Minigun
Yes
XD
Aka the RYNO from ratchet and clank.
But you can't hit shit
Baby Face's Blaster:
+ On hit: Become faster than lighting
- Good luck trying to get out of spawn
- Any damage taken turns you into a turtle immediatly, no matter if it's a shotgun or minigun bullet that is like 5 miles away from you
The Winger:
+ On equip: Get onto the top of hightower in two single jumps
- One shot and then reload
The direct hit:
+ Rockets just teleport into the wall or floor you're aiming
+ Insta-kill an overhealed heavy
- Good luck trying to splash damage, no matter if it's one pixel away from the enemy
Higher tower*
A over power bullet it is now
Winger at 100x can no joke jump up higher tower in a single jump it takes 1000x or so to get to the top of highest tower
*Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol*
When weapon is active:
On Hit: Gain up to +30 health
When taking fall damage, the wearer is instead healed for 9x the amount of fall damage normally received
250% slower firing speed
200% damage vulnerability on wearer
+Turd Ferguson WHAT.
After so much time this is still one of the best TF2 videos. The beginning of a legend.
The enforcer on x10 is just the wind beneath my burnt, broken, frozen, charred, decayed, decomposed wings.
0:49 they predicted the tide turner
Backburner
Instantly kill any target burned from behind
Kills from behind are silent kills
250% further air-blast range
All targets air-blasted go to Uranus
Cannot use weapon after use of air-blast (can be reequipped from the closet)
Red Jaz phlogistinator 2.0
Bonk Atomic Punch + The Atomizer = Flying Scout. I Have Done It.
2:26
Hitreg in a nutshell.
1:12 When your about to fall in left 4 dead 2/1
gloves of running urgently in x10 also make your hands broken...
pay attention
more like equipping the gloves wrong
Karkat Vantas oh shit A HOMESY JK F D VRX CH FSS SHE D CN JR DH BEB BK IT
3:23 what mostly happens when I see demomans on servers
The Ten Sodas-Popper
[Is a broken Force-A-Nature with 10 Crit-A-Colas strapped on]
-500% Faster Firing Speed
-250% Faster Reload Time
-660% Less Clip Size
-Builds Hype as you run. When full, Alt-Click to activate hype mode for 50 Air Jumps. Reloads Ten Times it's entire clip at once.
Imagine it combined with the Atomizer, Octodecutuple [80] jumps, or Octocentuple [800] Jumps depending on how you look at it.
+Ethan Borkhovich It does.
Ethan Borkhovich I think coupled with those 2 weapons, you could probably jump to the moon.
ToffeeLime You can
+ToffeeLime I SEE YOU EVERRYYWHEERRE
+ToffeeLime
x10 Scout for Kerbal Space Program.
2:45 ups
3:29 when you have to get to the chopper
2:50
Heavy.exe has stopped working
Overdoes:
it heals enemies for some strange reason
and also you go N Y O O M
I just discovered that when a enemy was using that weapon in me, I end it with 3000 health lol
Force-A-Nature:
Level 100 Scattergun
+500% faster firing speed
+ Knocks target and user into another dimension
+200% bullets per shot
-100% damage penalty
-660% clip size
Now reduced into a non-damaging knockback weapon, if there are even any bullets in the clip.
The Quick Fix' drawback would be that, in return for near instantaneous healing, the target's normal health meter would be reduced over time and made up in overheal. Then when the Medic quits healing for whatever reason, the target's health slowly depletes, reducing their longer-term survivability without assistance.
Monday is most of the times a good day to be yesterday.
2:08 _spy backstabs_ ahem.... _ 9 more spyes appear_ all spy: gentlemen? _all spy turns into soldier_ all fake soldier: PAINIS!! XD
wow we watched the same vid
omg another pootis man my bro is here :D
1:23 *_welp, at least he isnt a virgin anymo-_*
oof