Why Engineers Shouldn't Defend

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce 5 лет назад +3491

    I don't know why Engie's cobbled together "come at me bro" makes me laugh everytime I hear it, but it does

    • @VaresSparda
      @VaresSparda 4 года назад +51

      It's called bad humour and I have it too.

    • @Fail-harold
      @Fail-harold 4 года назад +41

      *COME AT ME* b r o

    • @xkatttt
      @xkatttt 4 года назад +5

      Kitty Bucher Same

    • @thenutbutton9270
      @thenutbutton9270 4 года назад +18

      The "bro" sort of sounds like a voice crack 😂

    • @AnOriginalBreakfast
      @AnOriginalBreakfast 4 года назад +15

      my favorite is just “SUCK MY BALLS, DOC”

  • @niafuckingdies752
    @niafuckingdies752 5 лет назад +5077

    A yes, the famous BLU team:
    -Severely traumatized medic
    -Heavy that defends his hat like if it was his son
    -I feel très bon!
    -Engie

    • @he3004
      @he3004 5 лет назад +118

      And im the red pyro

    • @niafuckingdies752
      @niafuckingdies752 5 лет назад +133

      So your ping is so high that It can’t be represented by the current known numbers?

    • @he3004
      @he3004 5 лет назад +95

      @@niafuckingdies752 I had a game where someone in the opposite team said: someone in the blu team has so much ping i barely hit him, and rest of the team agreed.

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 5 лет назад +32

      Pootarus hat
      Lé Spai
      Sputnik medork
      The engineer

    • @niafuckingdies752
      @niafuckingdies752 5 лет назад +6

      Lochrine -8 This is better than mine

  • @Diz_Y
    @Diz_Y 3 года назад +1115

    Funny trick: Play the voice command: "Packin' Up!" and don't pack up your sentry. Pack up your teleporter.

  • @natalie6811
    @natalie6811 4 года назад +1251

    Sniper: “I fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”

    • @mrgamer-tz5dp
      @mrgamer-tz5dp 4 года назад +40

      A believe that is a portal 2 reference

    • @yellojared
      @yellojared 4 года назад +87

      Still ejects shell casing

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +36

      Yellojared Animations the casing was in a casing.

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 года назад +3

      The barrel just expands in width as the casing goes through with the bullet

    • @mindlesselectron3756
      @mindlesselectron3756 4 года назад +6

      The bullet has 2 casings

  • @3van660
    @3van660 6 лет назад +3263

    Defend or I promise you pain without end.
    Nope.
    pLEz?
    Alrighty then

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 5 лет назад +1793

    4:39 admit it, when you played competitive this happened at least ONCE in your life. either you were one of the scouts or were the lonely soul having to fight off these monsters.

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 5 лет назад +101

      Competitive? What's that?

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 5 лет назад +103

      I'm unfamiliar with that term. You mean casual, right?

    • @Mr.Buck3t
      @Mr.Buck3t 5 лет назад +48

      4:47
      *pfft*

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 5 лет назад +24

      Never played it though. Checkmate.

    • @tf2bluespy275
      @tf2bluespy275 5 лет назад +1

      you should defend to big smoke

  • @HotDef
    @HotDef 9 лет назад +536

    "Defend, or I promise you: PAIN WITHOUT END."
    "Nope."
    "Please?"
    "ALRIGHTY THEN"

  • @kpete2353
    @kpete2353 4 года назад +1318

    This video is literally just the life of an intermediate level engineer player: make good gear, do nothing, the move it up to make it useful and then fucing die.

  • @edf203
    @edf203 8 лет назад +788

    0:50 This guy's such a good sniper, he figured out how to shoot not only the bullet, but also the casing, powder, and the untouched primer.

    • @edf203
      @edf203 8 лет назад +81

      0:57 now where the hell did that come from lol

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 лет назад +8

      +edf203 magic

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 лет назад +53

      That's 65% more bullet!

    • @thefancyllama4657
      @thefancyllama4657 8 лет назад +30

      Not to mention when he reloaded the casing fell out

    • @saka6347
      @saka6347 7 лет назад +35

      "after nine years of development..."

  • @BaldMartin1Fan
    @BaldMartin1Fan 2 года назад +191

    4:16
    I cant express in words how true this is. I cant even count the amount of times I was holding down a point and nothing happening for 5 minutes, only to move my stuff and get mobbed by half the other teams scouts. Life of an Engi main

    • @MCToons918
      @MCToons918 2 года назад +16

      People don't appericate us bud. But we keep on building anyways.

    • @DainKeith
      @DainKeith Год назад

      Yep.

  • @ollie9646
    @ollie9646 4 года назад +1498

    I still find Heavy funny to this day no matter what's going on
    3:05

  • @atomixteel243
    @atomixteel243 4 года назад +643

    Fun fact: The Hitman's Heatmaker actually shrinks heads

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +22

      They all do

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 года назад +112

      All decapitation in tf2 is just super shrinking the model's head while spawning a head gib to give the illusion

    • @sadeggman521
      @sadeggman521 3 года назад +5

      All snipers do

    • @TTTTacu
      @TTTTacu 3 года назад +12

      And apparently it fires the whole round...

    • @markw7826
      @markw7826 3 года назад +3

      Heads will shrink

  • @SkullyMcFarqFace
    @SkullyMcFarqFace 5 лет назад +939

    3:05 This'll always be my one of my favorite GMod animation gags

  • @cobblestonetower6323
    @cobblestonetower6323 5 лет назад +764

    3:06 me trying to avoid snipers as heavy

    • @nihao20
      @nihao20 5 лет назад +18

      me as a sniper dodging others while firing at things like walls

    • @ed_loggames8355
      @ed_loggames8355 4 года назад +1

      Mateo Oletos Exactly bro

    • @ispman441
      @ispman441 4 года назад

      LOL me when I boot up tf2

    • @ispman441
      @ispman441 4 года назад

      Me when I install HL3

    • @childoftheunderworld1045
      @childoftheunderworld1045 4 года назад

      My pc when im downloading a game

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 5 лет назад +1263

    "This point is mine!"
    *Gets shot by Sniper*
    "It's a trap"

  • @carolynchurch4642
    @carolynchurch4642 4 года назад +405

    Medic on youtube: a living instrument of death.
    Medic in game: living instrument of getting killed.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 4 года назад +25

      A good medic understands survivability and doesn't do stupid things like popping Uber too early or following a single player into a train wreck when they could stick with the team and focus on keeping the average team health up, or trying to use a heavy as a push class. A good medic actually has some pretty good survivability. A bad medic shoves their medigun up a heavy's ass for the whole game.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 3 года назад +5

      @Dispengineer Just keep at it. There's a lot to take into account, but the best advice I think I've ever gotten is 1. Don't attach yourself to a heavy. Spread healing to everyone. Your big russian boy can survive a few hits while you heal up other players from near death that can't. 2. Don't stack with other medics. It doesn't increase healing and just reduces the time both of you have to get uber, though definitely heal the medic. 3. Your beam is a LOT longer than you think. You don't have to be directly in the line of fire to heal someone. Stay back in safety and keep moving around. Your health is so much more important than theirs. Medic is the most important role. A good medic can carry a team, whether they realize it or not. And finally 4. It's better to pop early than late. Don't feel bad about popping uber to save yourself. You'll still be more effective alive with no uber than no uber and waiting for respawn.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 3 года назад +2

      @Dispengineer No problem. I absolutely recommend watching some of Array7's videos in medic survival. He really breaks down every mechanic that you should use to get better survivability and keep your team alive longer as well.

    • @abbitako
      @abbitako 3 года назад +2

      Playing medic Is pretty easy. Heal people and dont die for free points

    • @carolynchurch4642
      @carolynchurch4642 3 года назад

      @@abbitako I'm sorry but I think your brain died a few years ago. Reason for diagnosis: the fact that you said not getting killed as medic is easy.

  • @Jaminhawk
    @Jaminhawk 9 лет назад +816

    At 0:47, the Sniper fires the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 9 лет назад +10

      +Leo Tenkaiachi No, a reference.

    • @Lray2305
      @Lray2305 9 лет назад +4

      Hi there Cave

    • @swagmaster9eleven
      @swagmaster9eleven 9 лет назад +21

      Cave Johnson, we're done here.

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 9 лет назад

      ***** But that's a good reason why not to fire the whole bullet!

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 8 лет назад +5

      colonel24567 Double Case Bullets! Their used for incase you miss with the first shot, you still have a back up primer and charge to take a second shot! But of course you need to retrieve the round, reload, return to your firing position, and take aim again. By then your target will most likely have moved or killed you so you don't see them all that much.

  • @quintessenceoflife7870
    @quintessenceoflife7870 5 лет назад +1352

    0:36 what everyone sees before they die

  • @Trollocio
    @Trollocio 5 лет назад +2021

    1:00
    Playing while your parents are watching Netflix

    • @sovietpootis8500
      @sovietpootis8500 5 лет назад +60

      Ur Wifi is All to ur Parents Lol

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 5 лет назад +46

      When you get only 32KB/s (or 256kbps) of internet.

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 5 лет назад +39

      It's about internet speed.

    • @funtagious1362
      @funtagious1362 5 лет назад +39

      So true. It's fucking annoying. Especially when ur parents watch Netflix all day

    • @OctaviaaivatcO
      @OctaviaaivatcO 5 лет назад +5

      Trollocio wifi wifi all your wifi belong to me

  • @argwin
    @argwin 4 года назад +175

    4:27 literally the best moment in animation history.

  • @TF2Scout_YT
    @TF2Scout_YT 6 лет назад +148

    1:00 the sad thing about this part is that this is how TF2 Lag works....

  • @FunkyTwoCats
    @FunkyTwoCats 8 лет назад +244

    4:00 When you're too poor to buy rancho relaxo

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 4 года назад

      Yes or any good taunt

    • @blackgoose87
      @blackgoose87 4 года назад

      Cmon bro only costs like 20 ref on scrap.tf

    • @broddajanes6910
      @broddajanes6910 4 года назад +2

      @@blackgoose87 *only* 20 ref lol.

  • @ericajoy3715
    @ericajoy3715 5 лет назад +3299

    how to be medic pro:
    1.MEM
    2.MEM
    3.MEM
    4.MEM

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 3 года назад +75

    3:05 - after all these years, I still laugh my ass off on this one.

  • @vergames384
    @vergames384 8 лет назад +177

    i love how the scouts came flooding in like a pack of seaguls who have spotted a bag of chips on the beach XD

    • @nickolaszuliy184
      @nickolaszuliy184 7 лет назад +5

      vergames i still get flashbacks of the seagulls taking my chips. So many guns ablazing, so many bystanders dead in the crossfire.

    • @gamer-vi8iq
      @gamer-vi8iq 7 лет назад

      vergames LMAOOO

    • @mine_gaming_minecraft
      @mine_gaming_minecraft 7 лет назад

      😂

  • @trentthegoat3793
    @trentthegoat3793 5 лет назад +1784

    Everyone- "Ok, 65% more bullet per bullet"
    Sniper- *Ejects casing*
    Everyone- "why are we still here?
    Just to suffer?"

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 5 лет назад +62

      I'm more concerned that sniper was charging a body shot what with how long it was taking for that second shot...

    • @scottycz4918
      @scottycz4918 4 года назад +5

      What?

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 4 года назад +8

      @@scottycz4918 I was making fun of snipers who charge body shots so they don't have to bother getting the headshot.

    • @thatcarguy1357
      @thatcarguy1357 4 года назад +7

      VictorTheBrit thank you for speaking my mind

    • @delimiter2886
      @delimiter2886 4 года назад +16

      Imagine what the case would look like, that fired this "bullet"

  • @GoldfisH_
    @GoldfisH_ 5 лет назад +112

    0:29 "i don't want that. Give me the ME-EM"

  • @sandisefer
    @sandisefer 4 года назад +151

    How much ping do you have?
    The pyro: **Y E S**

    • @justsomeone8837
      @justsomeone8837 3 года назад +2

      I think pyro ms is 99999999999999

    • @tails230
      @tails230 2 года назад

      Pyro: ....Yea-... .. .. aah.. ... .. ea.. .. ah... .. ah.

  • @TonyMacaroniyt
    @TonyMacaroniyt 7 лет назад +377

    2:14 Should be an actual battle cry.

  • @sophsfavvids
    @sophsfavvids 7 лет назад +552

    3:36 that scream *LMAO*

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 8 лет назад +1050

    It's been so long, and I still find it as one of the best Gmod videos so far.

  • @nomad2629
    @nomad2629 3 года назад +57

    0:48 the sniper is so good that he doesn't shot the bullet he throws the bullet and casing so fast that it phases through the gun

    • @Crux___
      @Crux___ 3 года назад +3

      "We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet"
      -Cave Johnson

  • @thedank6849
    @thedank6849 7 лет назад +729

    4:47 Best ragdoll moment

  • @Guppyg53
    @Guppyg53 5 лет назад +251

    1:03 that pyro is me trying to play on this garbage computer

  • @RyanGotReal
    @RyanGotReal 5 лет назад +529

    To be fair they literally just stayed at spawn and waited for Engineer. I would blame the rest of Blu for not moving out of spawn.

    • @stormalexandrioz4308
      @stormalexandrioz4308 5 лет назад +17

      I think the spawn in this animation is like after life and when the next game begins they can leave.

    • @taluca8474
      @taluca8474 4 года назад +8

      have you heard of the respawn timer?

    • @drabhat8031
      @drabhat8031 4 года назад +4

      I think they are supposed to be simmultaneus

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 4 года назад +2

      It seems when they die, they die for good. Other teams dead players also stayed in spawn.

    • @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875
      @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 4 года назад

      Or the fact they all died rushing

  • @ottok5477
    @ottok5477 3 года назад +36

    4:55 I last watched this video around 5 - 6 years ago and the ending was, and still is hilarious. I was thinking why do I remember this part more than the others. I must've replayed it loads for it to get stuck in my head. This video is golden.

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 Год назад +1

      I still quote this videos ending with friends all the time

  • @bassboosted8399
    @bassboosted8399 7 лет назад +1206

    1:00 ping 9000

  • @cedarmage2035
    @cedarmage2035 8 лет назад +161

    I love how when the loose cannon's cannonball hits the spy, it doesn't even show it exploding, it just cuts to spy uneventfully soaring through the air and screaming in the funniest way possible.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 6 лет назад +14

      I always imagined it never exploded, the force just sent the Spy careening into the sunset

  • @FlushedMoji
    @FlushedMoji 5 лет назад +739

    Heavy: throws gun because he has no ammo
    Me : EXUSE ME WHAT IS THAT AMMO BELT USED FOR HUH

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 3 года назад +25

    4:40 To be honest, with this Scout rush, even if Engie had a sentry placed, he still would've been murdered.

  • @jtr5398
    @jtr5398 7 лет назад +301

    2:17 waiting for you friends to show up at your party

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus 9 лет назад +356

    I see that the sniper bought his gun at Aperture Science.

    • @CriticNo-lk6ku
      @CriticNo-lk6ku 9 лет назад +1

      So give me a portal gun

    • @JeremyRichardsonFTW
      @JeremyRichardsonFTW 9 лет назад +51

      ***** 65% more bullet per bullet.

    • @brockpeters1410
      @brockpeters1410 9 лет назад +6

      ***** We sell Sniper Rifles too

    • @MultiBlueblanket
      @MultiBlueblanket 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Hmm, do they shoot lemons that burn houses down? Or fire potatoes to be turned into cores?

    • @cellulanus
      @cellulanus 9 лет назад +7

      Multiblue Blanket
      No, they fire the entire bullet for 60% more bullet per bullet.

  • @alconfalcon5478
    @alconfalcon5478 5 лет назад +191

    5:12
    When the medic in your group is acting like a fool

    • @fatdaddychannel3539
      @fatdaddychannel3539 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @lead1173
      @lead1173 4 года назад +1

      Buddy, this was 9 months ago, and you’re commenting on this person’s joke, and you’re calling them underaged because of it? This is just sad.

    • @kareemkiller3640
      @kareemkiller3640 4 года назад +1

      "Vou must vear this (idk) Hat !"
      "Suck my Bones Doc."

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 года назад

      What's a medic?

    • @fatdaddychannel3539
      @fatdaddychannel3539 4 года назад

      @@lead1173 well im the one who comment one of the oldest comments

  • @jazzy8369
    @jazzy8369 3 года назад +22

    0:30 as a medic main i can confirm this is how our pockets get us to attack

  • @Comradist
    @Comradist 8 лет назад +99

    oh my god, the fucking helicopter medic just got me in tears.

  • @Cassiepult
    @Cassiepult 8 лет назад +732

    Did Sniper shoot.. I don't know.. the WHOLE bullet? That's, like, %60 more bullet!

  • @sand123
    @sand123 7 лет назад +162

    0:31
    *Hoovy revs up medic, medic goes full MeM power*

  • @GBomb9704
    @GBomb9704 2 года назад +53

    0:14 This part always kills me.

  • @JillofTrades
    @JillofTrades 8 лет назад +111

    4:30 for a moment there, the control point predicted the future.

    • @pancake7122
      @pancake7122 8 лет назад +9

      I saw it! the blu point turned red for like 0.1 seconds

    • @GoEatATowel
      @GoEatATowel 8 лет назад +3

      MaronaPossessed >fires entire cartridge
      >ejects empty casing

    • @wraithdino1217
      @wraithdino1217 8 лет назад

      Go Eat A Towel BULLETCEPTION

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 лет назад +256

    1:00 when jose.gonzales2006 from Spain joins the server

  • @YGMStuidos
    @YGMStuidos 6 лет назад +35

    Man even years later this video still impresses me, like this is the first time i realized at 3:24 that the heavy's hat still has the bullet hole in it, outstanding stuff

  • @comradeopthomasthehedgehog
    @comradeopthomasthehedgehog 4 года назад +39

    4:40-5:14 I’ve been laughing so hard that my lungs, throat, and stomach hurt! 😂🤣 Keep up the great work!

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 6 лет назад +1383

    0:30 why is spinging medic so funny

  • @milkchocolateboombox7845
    @milkchocolateboombox7845 5 лет назад +141

    0:48 he fires the whole ass bullet, shell and all, then discharges the casing afterwards?

  • @lawfulspoon4457
    @lawfulspoon4457 5 лет назад +69

    "That's 65 percent more bullet, per bullet!"
    -Valve

  • @rndmzr153
    @rndmzr153 4 года назад +46

    1:00 mom- calls friend
    Our crappy internet-

    • @rd007
      @rd007 3 года назад +1

      8000+ Latency ping

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +2

      You still on dial-up internet, mate?

  • @OmarGarcia-zx2yl
    @OmarGarcia-zx2yl 5 лет назад +152

    2:30 - 2:34 Is the best part
    THE MEDICS EYES ARE SO FUNNY

    • @zirarval
      @zirarval 4 года назад +4

      @Ferbottom haha very funny

  • @NoodlyBot
    @NoodlyBot 5 лет назад +327

    Therapist: Don’t worry the spinning medic doesn’t exist
    0:37 spinning medic

  • @AzurlotheBlue
    @AzurlotheBlue 7 лет назад +90

    Spy getting hit by the loose cannon gets me everytime

  • @alucardfu2
    @alucardfu2 4 года назад +24

    0:31 I was just about to leave, then I laughed and watched the full video 😂

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 5 лет назад +110

    3:36 I find that scream so funny.

  • @lorddeath2326
    @lorddeath2326 5 лет назад +172

    3:05 my brain cells on my test be like

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 года назад +2

      So bloody reletable

    • @leomomoeda10
      @leomomoeda10 4 года назад +2

      Also my strategies in reality

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 10 месяцев назад +1

      My *only* brain cell during my tests.

  • @Rogue_Rouge
    @Rogue_Rouge 5 лет назад +619

    4:31 There's 1 frame where the control point is red
    Just wanted to say that

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 4 года назад +131

    * playing MvM *
    Scout: misses $800
    Everyone: 4:57 - 5:11

    • @titicaca.
      @titicaca. 4 года назад +13

      More like 4$

    • @thedumbass2943
      @thedumbass2943 4 года назад +6

      *ah yes,scout is basically playing as engineer*

  • @aaronaponte8399
    @aaronaponte8399 8 лет назад +354

    If you look VERY carefully, the point turns red at 4:31

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 лет назад +2

      i was about to call you a dummkopf,but then,not the scouts capping it,was it the spy?

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 лет назад +3

      kind of

    • @dylansingh8968
      @dylansingh8968 8 лет назад +4

      How did you notice that the first time you watched it?

    • @Derringer_pirate
      @Derringer_pirate 8 лет назад +1

      I noticed that to its for a half second it appears

    • @Otmduk
      @Otmduk 8 лет назад

      I didn't listen so I watch vid I seen it do something but not red

  • @MetaDHedge28
    @MetaDHedge28 7 лет назад +289

    "You must bear this hat of shame!"

    • @restplz
      @restplz 6 лет назад +23

      I love how it's a gibus as well

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT 6 лет назад +2

      Hat of shame muh

    • @potatochips7669
      @potatochips7669 6 лет назад

      Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28 he said wear not bear.

    • @bruhchamp16593
      @bruhchamp16593 6 лет назад

      Vat with ze aczents und stuff...

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 5 лет назад

      @@lexsamreeth8724 i was gonna say that

  • @checkmate9099
    @checkmate9099 5 лет назад +117

    0:36, imagine that as a slender fortress monster 0_0

    • @manticore8520
      @manticore8520 5 лет назад +10

      *Freak Fortress

    • @lookat_thismonkey9308
      @lookat_thismonkey9308 5 лет назад +6

      *meem*

    • @jswitch3005
      @jswitch3005 4 года назад +2

      Omg lol we should ask glubable(been awhile since I've played tf2 forgot that one server) to make medic for boss

  • @zKokoz
    @zKokoz 4 года назад +56

    2:15 this is so me playing as engineer😂😂

  • @DittoMaster6
    @DittoMaster6 8 лет назад +294

    1:00
    Rare footage of me trying to play TF2 with lag.

  • @noexplorer8612
    @noexplorer8612 6 лет назад +326

    0:32 1:49
    MeM-Copter Snort-Copter

    • @arandomguy9597
      @arandomguy9597 5 лет назад +32

      Also yeeeeee copter 1:50

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 5 лет назад

      thank you for your service

    • @ninjanate5014
      @ninjanate5014 4 года назад +3

      U missed another MeM-copter at 1:48

    • @MrWaand
      @MrWaand 4 года назад +4

      3:06 And the heavy-copter

  • @aridatina
    @aridatina 9 лет назад +135

    Gmod my ass, this ain't Gmod, it's too good to be Gmod.

    • @aridatina
      @aridatina 9 лет назад +20

      I was being sarcastic ... I know it's Gmod but what I meant with the comment was that this was really good made. :3

    • @bloodtimon190590
      @bloodtimon190590 9 лет назад

      Docholcamap,

    • @aridatina
      @aridatina 9 лет назад

      I know -_-

    • @duraburr9912
      @duraburr9912 9 лет назад

      ikr

    • @ZodiacAttac
      @ZodiacAttac 9 лет назад

      +Ari Does Gaming its sfm so its gmod models but animatedjust lettin' u know

  • @InVader02
    @InVader02 3 года назад +13

    4:24 “Well I guess I better MOVE THAT GEAR UP”

  • @LoganTEM
    @LoganTEM 4 года назад +305

    4:39 everyone leaving school be like

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 4 года назад

      HAHAHHA ACCURATE

    • @jonathanh.p1997
      @jonathanh.p1997 3 года назад +6

      The teacher: 4:43

    • @silvertalon007
      @silvertalon007 3 года назад +1

      More like Engie being that poor shmuck standing in the way of the incoming stampede.

  • @rydazeni8568
    @rydazeni8568 8 лет назад +90

    I feel somehow bad for blu engine 'cause for one: he ran out of beer and second: he got excused for packing his sentry and got tortured by his team

    • @honzicc
      @honzicc 7 лет назад +2

      Blu engine XD

    • @Dimlight505
      @Dimlight505 6 лет назад

      Are you sure its blue engine!?
      XD

  • @willtomlin9501
    @willtomlin9501 8 лет назад +242

    0:13
    Before the loose cannon was nerfed:(

    • @coolbeans3635
      @coolbeans3635 8 лет назад +2

      your profile picture gives me life

    • @dna7767
      @dna7767 8 лет назад +2

      when was it nerfed???? idk bro i only use stock

    • @willtomlin9501
      @willtomlin9501 8 лет назад +4

      gatsan It was nerfed in tough break. Now its slightly more powerful than an airblast, instead of the fus ro dah cannon it was. :(

    • @coolbeans3635
      @coolbeans3635 8 лет назад +1

      gatsan back then it catapults anybody, even heavy, and he's hard to knockback, too!

    • @dna7767
      @dna7767 8 лет назад +1

      i dont know what to put as my username oh sounds fun its still used in competitive tho cuz #gimmicks

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ 9 месяцев назад +3

    Still cant believe that its been almost 11 years since this masterpiece came out. These videos were my childhood

  • @goldennail8912
    @goldennail8912 4 года назад +93

    0:48 “You had one job”
    Edit: I’m not saying ‘bout how sniper miss the shot, I was talking about the bullet

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 4 года назад +8

      Not to mention, the bullet had the casing, making it bigger,
      As cave Johnson once said,
      “That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

    • @goldennail8912
      @goldennail8912 4 года назад

      Acemasters Johnson
      So it’s the same bullet shoot by the turrets

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 года назад +1

      And the bullet reverses it’s rifling at about 0:49

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 года назад

      Double the casings, 130% more bullet per bullet

  • @timeforgottenprince8271
    @timeforgottenprince8271 5 лет назад +101

    0:47 the bullet spins to the right before suddenly spinning to the left at about 0:49. anyone else noticed that?

    • @kassiede6884
      @kassiede6884 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @boian3804
      @boian3804 4 года назад +12

      It's called illusion

    • @kassiede6884
      @kassiede6884 4 года назад +1

      Oh that makes sense

    • @ArnieOcfemia
      @ArnieOcfemia 4 года назад +1

      A Sniper spitting out the entire cartridge is a bit too powerful too.

    • @blendercheetos1828
      @blendercheetos1828 4 года назад

      It's spinning one direction but because of the way we perceive things it appears to go one way and then the other.

  • @midnightmoon6303
    @midnightmoon6303 7 лет назад +95

    pyro.exe has stopped working

  • @hypercactus6489
    @hypercactus6489 4 года назад +68

    “Defend or you will feel true pain!” “Nope.” “Please?” “Alrighty then!” 🤣

  • @saltedkiwi4812
    @saltedkiwi4812 10 лет назад +52

    The Animal channel 4:36
    and you can see the wild scout attacks in groups hunting for prey....

  • @impalaman3248
    @impalaman3248 7 лет назад +649

    3:05
    Funniest part

  • @tronic4347
    @tronic4347 7 лет назад +538

    0:36 how I play medic on a crit sever

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 Год назад +3

    0:14 That cut with Spy flying over the horizon had me dying. It’s like he was flying because he was allergic to it as if it was Kryptonite 😂😂😂

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 8 лет назад +135

    I love how they hate on engie for doing a bad job when they failed harder than he did

  • @RyanGotReal
    @RyanGotReal 5 лет назад +184

    "Engineer must defend!" aren't you literally Heavy?

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 4 года назад +3

      Heavy can be the back bone of a push.

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 3 года назад +5

      heavy is primarily a defense class though because of his slow speeds and high damage, it wouldn’t be ideal to push with a heavy , but there have been successful heavy pushes before. a better push would be a soldier because he can deal high amounts of splash damage.

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 3 года назад +11

      @@anonymouscheesepie3768 Heavy isn’t really a defence class even if the game puts him in that category. He often is the spearhead of offensive pushes.

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph 7 лет назад +24

    1:44 The most seductive "alright" ever uttered

  • @Sandthesand
    @Sandthesand 4 года назад +63

    This isn’t your first time watching the video and you know it.

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +4

      This is my first time… but its going to my random playlist…

  • @SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T3
    @SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T3 9 лет назад +26

    "You had one job, one job"
    Well Heavy, you had one job to capture a point, AND YOU HAD BACKUP

    • @isak338
      @isak338 9 лет назад +3

      and pay 400 000 dollars

    • @GuardianStriker
      @GuardianStriker 9 лет назад

      +SciRei Fireshock
      No. Capturing points is scout's job. :P

    • @akannibrasil6633
      @akannibrasil6633 9 лет назад

      +SciRei Fireshock Then a dino came out.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 9 лет назад

      +SciRei Fireshock
      Yeah but the enemy team had a freakin velociraptor!

    • @legionbeast
      @legionbeast 8 лет назад

      +SciRei Fireshock To be fair, this goes back to blaming everything on the Engie. Sentry not by a vital point? Blame the engie. Dispenser not in a place where you need it, blame the engie. No dispenser? blame the engie. No sentry? Blame the engie. One engie defends the intel against 15 guys then get obliterated by an ubercharged demoman/spy blitz and point captured/intel stolen? Blame the engie.
      It's like folks forget that the engie needs lots of help at times, but also, it's easier to blame the guy who's not dying every 30 seconds.

  • @RunninEight
    @RunninEight 9 лет назад +1021

    0:36 Walk into the club like

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 10 лет назад +11

    3:04 that Heavy.
    Gets me EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

  • @nightshade1589
    @nightshade1589 4 года назад +10

    HEAVY WHY DID YOU THROW SASHA
    also I was laughing so hard when heavy was calling the medic and he said “no” because it’s from a video #imveryhungry

  • @alejohndrom4092
    @alejohndrom4092 8 лет назад +60

    I like how the pyro died by tripping over the casing of a sniper bullet.

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 8 лет назад +18

      The lag is real.

  • @brianc4482
    @brianc4482 8 лет назад +405

    4:05-4:50 story of my life

    • @brianc4482
      @brianc4482 8 лет назад +32

      Packing up then a fuck ton of scouts appear

    • @endo804
      @endo804 8 лет назад +1

      there f2p too lol

    • @andrewreid6867
      @andrewreid6867 8 лет назад +14

      I pack up my sentry for one second and thats when a scout, pyro or demoman appears.

    • @spyssappinmahsentry
      @spyssappinmahsentry 8 лет назад +7

      +Andrew Reid (Atomix888) weird, I main engi and that's never happened to me before :/

    • @andrewreid6867
      @andrewreid6867 8 лет назад +5

      Spy's Sappin' Mah Sentry All I can say is that youre lucky.

  • @Kaleidoscope726
    @Kaleidoscope726 8 лет назад +111

    Those scouts appear to be the species of the D.I.C.S.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 лет назад +4

      They don't appear to be dapper, intelligent, or cool at all though.

    • @Kaleidoscope726
      @Kaleidoscope726 8 лет назад +2

      It could be a sub species. Maybe these mated with the hoovy and ta-da.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 лет назад +4

      They probably largely fall under the F2P category.

    • @seanmorisoli2917
      @seanmorisoli2917 8 лет назад

      What's the acronym

    •  8 лет назад

      Dapper, Intellegent and Cool Scouts.

  • @tytan555
    @tytan555 4 года назад +7

    3:05 this is too good XD. Even after whole year i still laugh XD!!!!

  • @joinmarch76
    @joinmarch76 10 лет назад +40

    Best two lines from the Heavy:
    "Never...NEVER touch my hat!"
    "You had one job...ONE job!"
    ..Frigging love those lines!

  • @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248
    @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 5 лет назад +148

    How normal people capture control points: 4:40
    *CAPTURES CONTROL POINT*
    *hOw I cApTuRe cOnTrOl pOiNtS*
    4:47

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 5 лет назад +8

      Imagine you're on a team with the normal people.

    • @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248
      @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 5 лет назад +3

      Garry Sucks LOL

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 5 лет назад +8

      @@imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 The normal people would just do the killing, and then you'd dive into the control point yourself XD

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 года назад

      I'm not like other scouts

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow 6 лет назад +297

    3:01 I am the flying spy XD

  • @TheDumbBadger
    @TheDumbBadger 3 года назад +4

    0:26
    Heavy: MEDIC! MOVE!
    Medic: No!
    Heavy: *Pulls a random start up for a lawn mower thingy*