Heavy Gets a New Video Game

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @jonyprepperisrael60
    @jonyprepperisrael60 5 лет назад +3296

    he payed 36 seconds of firing his minigun for the game

  • @KraylebStudios
    @KraylebStudios 5 лет назад +3860

    Poor Heavy. All he wanted was to buy a game that was made in his homeland...

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +40

      Russians should stick to their guns, literally..

    • @niktoplayz7786
      @niktoplayz7786 5 лет назад +13

      Hahahshs

    • @roseannedenham2591
      @roseannedenham2591 5 лет назад +54

      *sad communist noises intensify*

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 5 лет назад +62

      Well, he could just buy the original Tetris.

    • @Cr4z3d
      @Cr4z3d 5 лет назад +47

      @@yustinj.3910 according to the description he has Tetris and already finished it B)

  • @_space_cat_
    @_space_cat_ 10 лет назад +6133

    Just want to explain for everyone who didn't get what's going on. Gulman is an abomination of russian gamedev community, made by some sick person named Svyatoslav Gulyaev. This guy promoted his game as a high-quality product, he claimed that the developer team has talented artists and composers, but in reality it was hilariously bad, totally unplayable and crappy in every way. It was so bad that turned into meme. Heavy is sad because he spend his money on the worst thing ever.

    • @jaredcrobertson
      @jaredcrobertson 10 лет назад +243

      Thanks, I didn't get it before!

    • @XFGHL78E
      @XFGHL78E 10 лет назад +281

      For some reason that box art kinda remind me of Far Cry 4 box art...

    • @drakecon
      @drakecon 10 лет назад +28

      ***** Why don't we try the Atari?

    • @venom-hm6ir
      @venom-hm6ir 10 лет назад +25

      But why is heavy sad??

    • @michaelr20010713
      @michaelr20010713 10 лет назад +61

      Heavy is sad that he wasted his muny

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 4 года назад +1515

    I like the joke with the scout shaking his head to get more money, it didn’t get that 5 years ago

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 3 года назад +19

      I still don't... Might give me a tip?

    • @thebombingsoda
      @thebombingsoda 3 года назад +110

      @@Mike14264 Gordon did it and got money and scout likes money so he did it as well

    • @salvadorrivera4135
      @salvadorrivera4135 3 года назад +2

      me to

    • @nafmaja5612
      @nafmaja5612 3 года назад +17

      @@thebombingsoda i thought it was because Heavy buying Gulman game
      Edit: oh yeah that make sense from Scout facial emotion

    • @flat_monicore
      @flat_monicore Год назад +4

      i get this comment is 3 years old but i thought they were shaking because they were scared of the game

  • @Skill__Issue
    @Skill__Issue 4 года назад +739

    Best operation system ever:
    *PootOS*

  • @desireesmith862
    @desireesmith862 5 лет назад +1166

    Watched this in 3rd grade, coming back to stare at it and wonder about the state of my mental health at the time of originally consuming this remarkable piece of media.

  • @MennyRus
    @MennyRus  9 лет назад +3478

    Apparently the creator of the Gulman game, Svyatoslav Gulyaev, liked this video. What a strange world we live in... Thanks mate :D

    • @krizalist.
      @krizalist. 9 лет назад +188

      Видно сразу русский человек
      Отечественный продукт рекламирует лайк за это

    • @chrismoore1608
      @chrismoore1608 9 лет назад +62

      I assume that must be him right now?

    • @VolokolamskiyProspect
      @VolokolamskiyProspect 9 лет назад +44

      02:11 Незнайка на луне :D

    • @VolokolamskiyProspect
      @VolokolamskiyProspect 9 лет назад +25

      Вообще на протяжении всего ролика играл саундтрек из Незнайки на луне.

    • @bakedpotatos6250
      @bakedpotatos6250 9 лет назад +28

      Is this game really that bad?

  • @kampferadib7155
    @kampferadib7155 3 года назад +598

    Considering Heavy is Russian he can actually understand what Gulman is saying

    • @thomaszen3622
      @thomaszen3622 Год назад +7

      Thanks Einstein

    • @kampferadib7155
      @kampferadib7155 Год назад +14

      @@thomaszen3622 No problem ;) I'm more happy to help

    • @thomaszen3622
      @thomaszen3622 Год назад +5

      @@kampferadib7155lol btw you replied fast as hell!

    • @PP-360
      @PP-360 Год назад +7

      people still here watching good old side of youtube

    • @dextynlabelle9326
      @dextynlabelle9326 11 месяцев назад +3

      what is he saying? im curious and i dont speak russian

  • @morgistREAL
    @morgistREAL 5 лет назад +1139

    1:07 the cutest thing humanity has ever seen

    • @urielseptim910
      @urielseptim910 4 года назад +59

      It's called Kirby

    • @spadedonkey7917
      @spadedonkey7917 4 года назад +35

      It’s called Ralsei
      And nothing in existence can change my mind

    • @WeirdLuigi
      @WeirdLuigi 4 года назад +58

      @@spadedonkey7917 no, it's called Gordon Freeman and a pair of shoes

    • @oldman6426
      @oldman6426 4 года назад +16

      I want one

    • @MrNoodle4u
      @MrNoodle4u 4 года назад +22

      Well that’s what Gordon looks like when he’s crouching

  • @ggtylerr
    @ggtylerr 8 лет назад +277

    The reason why PootOS is so slow is because its run by an actual sandvich

    • @ivorymask2599
      @ivorymask2599 8 лет назад +10

      Gaming Guy Tyler lol

    • @spiderjuice1804
      @spiderjuice1804 7 лет назад +2

      Putos in spanish mean male bitch, lol

    • @teonyi
      @teonyi 7 лет назад

      Pootis

    • @kacbor6848
      @kacbor6848 7 лет назад

      Gaming Guy Tyler Not potato yeah

    • @Blady02PL
      @Blady02PL 7 лет назад

      If it was runned by pootis, it would be much faster.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +476

    Pretty sure the money he spent on that game wasn’t even 1% of the heavy’s fortune, let’s be honest.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +22

      It's not about the money

    • @d4rkpr1nc39
      @d4rkpr1nc39 2 года назад +19

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola it's about sending a message.

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 Год назад +7

      @@d4rkpr1nc39 it's about the Mets! Let's go the Mets!

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Год назад +4

      @@d4rkpr1nc39 spoidaman

    • @sgf51
      @sgf51 Год назад +2

      ​@@aidenyorke2132heavy can easily cosplay Kingpin

  • @user-yf4gx9lw6c
    @user-yf4gx9lw6c 4 года назад +241

    1:45 scout was like “bruh he’s paying us a lot of money I’d let him take the game”

  • @The-Blue-Knight
    @The-Blue-Knight 5 лет назад +203

    2:39
    The best operating system to ever exist.

  • @therealsamuel21
    @therealsamuel21 5 лет назад +468

    Gilman scared me as a kid lol. Like I’m watching tv at night and through the window I just see his face.

  • @Andrey-dn3bd
    @Andrey-dn3bd 4 года назад +282

    2:13 Me literally every time after school

  • @A_Buster9693
    @A_Buster9693 3 года назад +138

    Heavy should’ve gotten Team Fortress 2
    I think he would’ve liked that.

  • @Ben_19M
    @Ben_19M 5 лет назад +208

    2:42 this is a funny word

    • @derissantino2228
      @derissantino2228 4 года назад +15

      In latin that's a bad word

    • @Ben_19M
      @Ben_19M 4 года назад +6

      @@derissantino2228 i know

    • @rf.X3
      @rf.X3 4 года назад +3

      @@derissantino2228 well not rlly a bad word, in latin "culo" is a bad word

    • @zimtheailen1919
      @zimtheailen1919 4 года назад +7

      Systems.. Ok.
      Medic Wallpaper.. Ok.
      Gulman.. Ok.
      Heavy’s Poot.. Ok.
      POOTOS

    • @Ben_19M
      @Ben_19M 4 года назад +4

      @@derissantino2228 Not in latin
      Spanish

  • @tomasgrane9401
    @tomasgrane9401 6 лет назад +751

    2:25 wooden pony behind
    4:40 spy on the far
    6:31 pink gman
    5:42 big head
    4:28 gentlemen
    5:23 spycrab on the far
    5:23 Cow flying at left
    5:28 cheeseburger
    2:11 enginner head behind the plant
    2:01 dallas mask
    6:54 Gabe with Half-Life 3 in the hand
    7:01 spy with trollface

    • @hollow8421
      @hollow8421 6 лет назад +12

      Nice.

    • @skitzothebear6684
      @skitzothebear6684 6 лет назад +16

      Where did you find the spycrab I can't see because it's to far

    • @TrueHey
      @TrueHey 6 лет назад +15

      Second to last got me XD

    • @Alex-pw7xf
      @Alex-pw7xf 6 лет назад +50

      2:14 how to sit

    • @lavalamp131
      @lavalamp131 5 лет назад +4

      Missed the kamikaze zombie from serious sam

  • @GDHURRICANE
    @GDHURRICANE 8 лет назад +290

    2:00 still not enough to pay off my student debt.

    • @michael0158
      @michael0158 8 лет назад +1

      the gamer yeah

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 8 лет назад +3

      500k? wow

    • @xanamanax
      @xanamanax 8 лет назад +2

      the gamer LOL

    • @Wizard-ol6vw
      @Wizard-ol6vw 8 лет назад +1

      [GD] HURRICANE LOL

    • @Rain-tt9dr
      @Rain-tt9dr 7 лет назад +2

      [GD] HURRICANE I don't understand why so many people get into debt didn't your parents just pay it off years before you go into college

  • @ultronquake
    @ultronquake 3 года назад +60

    What an absolute classic, I love anytime this shows up in my recommended videos.

  • @Maréchal_John_Gaming
    @Maréchal_John_Gaming 5 лет назад +119

    1:07 Doctor Freeman With shoes only lol

    • @heretotakeyourkneekaps4121
      @heretotakeyourkneekaps4121 4 года назад +6

      When the store says shoes only

    • @OblomSaratov
      @OblomSaratov 4 года назад +5

      "Well, Gordon, I see your HEV suit still fits you like a glove. At least the shoe parts do."

    • @tristanmortimer5451
      @tristanmortimer5451 4 года назад +1

      Ikr it’s beautiful ay

    • @sreea2365
      @sreea2365 3 года назад +1

      "Gordon Freeman, in the.. uhh I guess therr really isn't much flesh here"

  • @m.hipsty7178
    @m.hipsty7178 5 лет назад +765

    Heavy:I fear no man but that thing *points at gulman* it scares me!

    • @m.hipsty7178
      @m.hipsty7178 5 лет назад +5

      @TheFunSteve Pro yeah im sorry.My english is not very good

    • @donnakalinowski918
      @donnakalinowski918 5 лет назад +2

      Icy lmao also btw nice profile

    • @m.hipsty7178
      @m.hipsty7178 5 лет назад

      @@donnakalinowski918 thx

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 года назад

      Mr.Hipsty you don’t go “Hi.How are you?” You go “Hi. How are you?”

    • @selmanisthebestest
      @selmanisthebestest 4 года назад

      This is the perfect example for WHY COMMAS R IMPORTANT

  • @Ogoeatarock
    @Ogoeatarock 5 лет назад +302

    I was looking for this shit because it was my childhood, it took me a whole year to find one video.

  • @-hamorigamer811
    @-hamorigamer811 3 года назад +19

    2:14 When summer vacation comes

  • @TheKiloMight
    @TheKiloMight 5 лет назад +309

    3:15 when you realize you just spent your life savings on a mediocre at best game

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 5 лет назад +18

      Judging by the packaging, they were most likely freshly minted, which means Heavy just rushed to a nearby bank, demolished the vault, picked up the cash and charged back to the store.

    • @christianthecutedoggo7034
      @christianthecutedoggo7034 4 года назад +9

      3:14

    • @bobnotbob7164
      @bobnotbob7164 4 года назад +5

      when u bought tf2 1 day before it was f2p

    • @alkazaronyx8599
      @alkazaronyx8599 4 года назад +1

      SASHA IS NOT WASTE

    • @raphaelbrown6314
      @raphaelbrown6314 3 года назад +1

      Uhhh there not really that bad imo

  • @_TF2Enjoyer
    @_TF2Enjoyer 6 лет назад +280

    *_Oh So He Does Have The Money For His Machine Gun_*
    *_Makes Sense*_*

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 6 лет назад +5

      But he can't buy a gamer PC with that money lol

    • @Tamashii120
      @Tamashii120 5 лет назад +1

      Yup and buying one game for $7493927464

    • @fikrifadillah3247
      @fikrifadillah3247 5 лет назад +1

      I bet he bought it $400.000

    • @DTHW115
      @DTHW115 5 лет назад

      @@fikrifadillah3247 + the 7 dollars which he wanted to give and the 2.000 as 2nd.

  • @JustAnIdiot734
    @JustAnIdiot734 5 лет назад +95

    2:00
    Heavy: *puts down big packet off THICK cash*
    Also heavy: *runs off stupidly*
    Head on table: HA

    • @MrNoodle4u
      @MrNoodle4u 4 года назад +3

      Chucky Fan8091 the head is scout

    • @cypherpro132
      @cypherpro132 4 месяца назад

      Congratulations. By writing this comment, you added absolutely nothing to the video.

  • @jamescockport2352
    @jamescockport2352 Год назад +83

    Спустя столько лет, я снова смотрю этот шедевр. Ох эти слёзы ностальгии, как они обжигуют душу.
    Спасибо тебе за твоё великое творчество, что воспитало нас!

  • @fleskfan100
    @fleskfan100 10 лет назад +74

    MennyRus, your style and process reminds me of those beloved stop-motion directors who refuse to let the old animation technique die in the face of CGI, and produce works that stand up well above their modern-tech rivals, much like you using GMod in this age of Source and whatnot. Good on ya' mate.

    • @MennyRus
      @MennyRus  10 лет назад +26

      I really do appreciate this. Thank you.

  • @CC-fo7oh
    @CC-fo7oh 5 лет назад +722

    The camera and those cashiers
    😔👌
    Soldier camera is best character tho

    • @seththesheriff1275
      @seththesheriff1275 5 лет назад +11

      Ya know.....that scout is the cashier, and Gordon was probably the shop's owner

    • @ifeelverydead9180
      @ifeelverydead9180 5 лет назад +2

      Gacha is a bot because gacha is actually a real human drone

    • @ifeelverydead9180
      @ifeelverydead9180 5 лет назад +1

      I created the humanoid drone

    • @ifeelverydead9180
      @ifeelverydead9180 5 лет назад

      Because gacha is actually a humanoid Droid

    • @CC-fo7oh
      @CC-fo7oh 5 лет назад

      @@ifeelverydead9180 I have four spinning fans attached to my limbs so I can fly like a robotic parachute squirrel, so you are indeed correct.

  • @MinecraftRay114
    @MinecraftRay114 6 лет назад +207

    2:22 just slam the whole box into the computer, that's how i do it.

  • @teemoyam
    @teemoyam 6 месяцев назад +10

    I came across this video when I was exactly 7 years old and I liked it very much.

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 5 лет назад +387

    wait... if the m fell of the sign, wouldn’t that make it say “ G A E Z “ ?

  • @elnovato250
    @elnovato250 4 года назад +126

    PootOS
    English speakers: haha lmao funni OS
    Spanish speakers: BRUH AJAJAJ

  • @jordanhackner4676
    @jordanhackner4676 5 лет назад +35

    0:53 when you realize your favorite weapon got updated but then soon after realize it got nerfed

  • @WesleyTRVOfficial
    @WesleyTRVOfficial 6 месяцев назад +6

    Almost 10 years later... I would love to see a remake.

  • @leonderprofie123
    @leonderprofie123 5 лет назад +387

    6:00 - 6:42 Meta Cooler in a nutshell

    • @RAEconLumbagoTeSodomiza
      @RAEconLumbagoTeSodomiza 4 года назад +7

      Metal cooler: *dies*
      Also metal cooler: nope

    • @cadsgamingchannel2918
      @cadsgamingchannel2918 4 года назад +3

      Vegeta?

    • @janweber1506
      @janweber1506 4 года назад +4

      Tja Galileel scheint so als ob man dich heut zu tage überall in den youtube comments findet 😅🤣

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 года назад +1

      @@janweber1506 no hablo español

    • @janweber1506
      @janweber1506 4 года назад

      @@zacharyylol2585 Bueno, soy alemán y la única razón por la que escribí en alemán es porque el tipo llamado Galileel que escribió el primer comentario es un youtuber alemán que hace videos de caca de youtube y, a veces, hace comentarios aleatorios en otros videos de youtube. En realidad, no hablo español.

  • @deadrisinfan29
    @deadrisinfan29 8 лет назад +181

    am I seriously the only one who finds the little Gordon freeman cute

  • @random_me666
    @random_me666 4 года назад +95

    I remember watching this when I was little before I started playing TF2, and realizing wtf I was watching.
    Turns out it was one of the best if not the best game I would play.

  • @tejano434
    @tejano434 3 года назад +12

    This brings back SO MANY MEMORIES

  • @limited9024
    @limited9024 8 лет назад +443

    the shoe guy killed me

    • @zPeton
      @zPeton 8 лет назад +4

      its a shoe guy bro

    • @BERYOZA75
      @BERYOZA75 8 лет назад +3

      +Peton Geometry Dash no its a gordon freeman shoe game seller guy

    • @zPeton
      @zPeton 8 лет назад +5

      its a freaking joke please internet

    • @mekelmightsay9322
      @mekelmightsay9322 8 лет назад +7

      But he cute doe :3

    • @zPeton
      @zPeton 8 лет назад +1

      yeah :)

  • @mr.invisible1873
    @mr.invisible1873 5 лет назад +69

    2:03
    Someone put that Crash Portrait in their house and were never seen again...
    Police only found a bunch of strange looking fruit covered in blood, and an oddly designed floor rug that was eerily squishy...

  • @logic9508
    @logic9508 8 лет назад +103

    Did anyone notice that spy with all the cigarettes on the far right at 4:28?

  • @sztorm68
    @sztorm68 4 года назад +19

    A timeless classic.

  • @pathlesss
    @pathlesss 6 лет назад +494

    0:37 This made me laugh 😂😂

  • @SHowe22
    @SHowe22 4 года назад +41

    2:00 mrbeast in nutshell

  • @Eltorro64Rus
    @Eltorro64Rus 10 лет назад +1714

    LelelleleL
    I love dis gaem!

    • @officeguymontaged334
      @officeguymontaged334 10 лет назад +21

      ты ты че тут делаешь сам давно не делал а приперся

    • @ВладЧерников-с6ц
      @ВладЧерников-с6ц 10 лет назад +5

      Элтро64рус! Ты его друг?

    • @carterwilliamson726
      @carterwilliamson726 10 лет назад +19

      well... that games shop- i mean gaemz shop, definitely had enough money 4 repairs. and a upgrade. and a mansion. and to go to space.
      also, the Gordon Freeman creature was actually quite cute

    • @insanitywalker5432
      @insanitywalker5432 10 лет назад +2

      Carter Williamson Agree it was very cute

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut 10 лет назад +4

      Carter Williamson
      some kid in gmod makes a stupid creature with the resize tool yet it becomes the second cutest creature i've seen in a very long time. meanwhile thousands of artists with years of experience who are HIRED to do this still can't make a baby cat look fucking fluffy on Go Diego Go.

  • @cray3859
    @cray3859 2 года назад +9

    8 years later . Still one of my favor videos

    • @تلف
      @تلف 2 года назад

      lmao yeah I watched it like 7 years ago I was little but it made me laugh really hard

  • @JohnnyCasey
    @JohnnyCasey 8 лет назад +187

    Beep.
    Boop.
    Beep.
    Boop.

    • @salt_3102
      @salt_3102 8 лет назад +1

      Johnny Casey beep boop son, beep boop.

    • @thedreamteam9832
      @thedreamteam9832 7 лет назад

      Johnny Casey Mann be machine???

    • @Grinder0348
      @Grinder0348 7 лет назад +2

      Johnny Casey
      Beep
      Poop
      Beep
      Poop)

    • @WithoutNameVR
      @WithoutNameVR 7 лет назад

      Petra Alaber BEEP BOOP I AM AMERICAN

    • @Luca-hn2nh
      @Luca-hn2nh 7 лет назад +1

      Beep boop son, beep boop

  • @wongmartin1358
    @wongmartin1358 9 лет назад +225

    Is it just me or does that cover look like it's Far Cry 4?

    • @blazegibson2396
      @blazegibson2396 9 лет назад +6

      I thought it was

    • @redhall9653
      @redhall9653 9 лет назад +12

      Wong Martin My exact thoughts were
      FAR CRY FOUURRRR PARODAAAYYYY

    • @TheAxdev
      @TheAxdev 9 лет назад

      Yeah it looks like Pagan

    • @jacobhoogenboo793
      @jacobhoogenboo793 9 лет назад

      Wong Martin i thought the same thing lol except theres bazookas at both sides of him and it doesnt look gay

    • @wongmartin1358
      @wongmartin1358 9 лет назад

      ***** Haha!

  • @aiko2906
    @aiko2906 8 лет назад +250

    this never gets old

  • @SamSquids
    @SamSquids 4 года назад +23

    2:37 how did you know? PootOS is my favorite operating system

    • @imr991
      @imr991 4 года назад +5

      If you didnt know its a curse word in spanish

    • @RexTubr
      @RexTubr 2 года назад +2

      @@imr991 Portuguese

    • @imr991
      @imr991 2 года назад +1

      @@RexTubrYou sure?

    • @RexTubr
      @RexTubr 2 года назад +1

      @@imr991 yes I'm Brazilian

    • @imr991
      @imr991 2 года назад +4

      @@RexTubr Well I’m mexican and I’ve also heard the word being used in spanish

  • @Deremixproductions
    @Deremixproductions 9 лет назад +20

    This whole video felt like a nightmare.
    I loved it.

  • @RJ-os2lq
    @RJ-os2lq 6 лет назад +49

    0:40 HE WAS CONTROLLING HEAVY XD

    • @Gadd985
      @Gadd985 5 лет назад

      RJ duh then how does he makes those videos

  • @Heyisnico101
    @Heyisnico101 6 лет назад +311

    2:42 POOTOS

  • @sgtpeppers6414
    @sgtpeppers6414 Месяц назад +2

    this is such a classic vid

  • @DavidBux101
    @DavidBux101 10 лет назад +282

    Wow I thought that was Far Cry 4

    • @DavidBux101
      @DavidBux101 10 лет назад

      dayummm

    • @amselsmith2518
      @amselsmith2518 10 лет назад +15

      I did too!
      The guy in the purple jacket, sitting in the middle; of the artwork.
      I'm sure alot of other people did, aswell.

    • @MennyRus
      @MennyRus  10 лет назад +31

      Amsel Smith
      When I saw the trailer for FarCry 4 and saw the antagonist I automatically said that he look a lot like Gulman. So I decided to make the cover look like FC4's

    • @amselsmith2518
      @amselsmith2518 10 лет назад +5

      MennyRus That's...... really clever actually.

    • @stefanfr13
      @stefanfr13 10 лет назад +4

      I understand why, Far Cry 4 is about as good as Gulman.
      OH SHIT! **finger snap** SHOTS FIRED!

  • @spicyguyofspice4106
    @spicyguyofspice4106 8 лет назад +824

    Heavy went into a strange video game store... he saw the various games but something caught his eye... A game called Gulman. He took the game. When he tried to pay the owner, he didn't accept the money because the game wasn't for sale. He had a strange expression of fear on his face... Heavy offered more money but the owner didn't accept it. Finally, Heavy offered 500.000 for the game. The cashier said to the shop owner to accept the money and he accepted them. Heavy took the game home only to notice how strange it was... It had terrifying imagery and a very unsettling feel. After finishing the game, Heavy couldn't get the images out of his head! He became depressed. One day he saw a dream. He was behind the Gulman and he tried to kill him with a cart! But it didn't work. Then he grabbed his gun and started to shoot Gulman! Right at that moment, a strange emotion awakened inside him... He liked killing people! As he left, he heard a strange voice. IT WAS THE GULMAN! THE GULMAN MULTIPLIED AND STARTED TO SCARE HEAVY WITH TERRIBLE IMAGERY! Heavy went insane because of that game and he started killing people... To this day, he is still out there, trying to find his new victim...
    Now that's how you make a creepypasta! 😝😝😝
    lol its supposed to be a parody of creepypasta writers

  • @donanderson3314
    @donanderson3314 5 лет назад +254

    end card: don't play good games
    Me: BuT GmOd Is A gOoD gAmE
    Edit: 140 likes wow!

  • @assy_rain6413
    @assy_rain6413 3 года назад +8

    I remember watching this as a kid and being terrified for some reason

  • @Fanotak
    @Fanotak 10 лет назад +166

    YUiY! I repeat what I said Menny, but this tiny Freeman is the cutest thing :3

    • @cmb9173
      @cmb9173 10 лет назад +1

      Yea!

    • @Bikeru
      @Bikeru 10 лет назад +4

      nah its creepy as hell...

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 10 лет назад

      F£&@ my wand

    • @SirFowler1
      @SirFowler1 10 лет назад

      RED Scout™ MAY I BORROW YOUR EARPEICE? THEES EES SCOOT CRYS MAKE ME RAINBOWS....

    • @Bikeru
      @Bikeru 10 лет назад

      Sir Fowler rainbows pain your ass huh

  • @willisspencer947
    @willisspencer947 5 лет назад +51

    Mann vs. Gullman: Electric Boogaloo

    • @mariothecreeper7835
      @mariothecreeper7835 4 года назад +1

      Hermicraft seson 7?

    • @gameswithmr.a8501
      @gameswithmr.a8501 4 года назад +1

      @@mariothecreeper7835 I know im late and you probably know thus but grian did not invent (something) 2: electric boogaloo.

    • @Morphoidism
      @Morphoidism 3 года назад

      @@gameswithmr.a8501 where did it originate?

    • @Morphoidism
      @Morphoidism 3 года назад

      @@gameswithmr.a8501 nvm it originated from a movie called "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"

  • @grimm5143
    @grimm5143 8 лет назад +13

    heavy's desktop wallpaper made my day

  • @w.d.gaster1142
    @w.d.gaster1142 2 года назад +7

    I just saw my whole childhood in front of my eyes...
    I want to cry.

  • @fatnoob3426
    @fatnoob3426 7 лет назад +40

    0:58 LOL LOOK HOW CUTE

  • @Aurorracs
    @Aurorracs 7 лет назад +366

    2018.. still watching

  • @thedeergod435
    @thedeergod435 8 лет назад +642

    I thought gulman was a reference to Far cry 4

  • @xyz-ld7jt
    @xyz-ld7jt Месяц назад +2

    "Who is your favorite Digimon?"
    "4:37"

  • @MennyRus
    @MennyRus  9 лет назад +249

    Guys, I am surprised that nobody has noticed the vagineer in this video yet D:

    • @datrocraftiansoldier
      @datrocraftiansoldier 9 лет назад +1

      I have

    • @AlanWakesocool
      @AlanWakesocool 9 лет назад +6

      MennyRus I noticed the Gentlemen, but no Vagineer

    • @ishmael1956
      @ishmael1956 9 лет назад +3

      Когда новое видео?

    • @SuperCityscan
      @SuperCityscan 9 лет назад +21

      MennyRus Just gentlemen 4:28 5:23 , a pony, cock 5:54, a big hamburger on a ship, or something %:29, that face 5:41,a bottle 4:40, and the purpleguy 6:36.

    • @retrorebel6474
      @retrorebel6474 9 лет назад +4

      Why was the hoovy sad.... was the game crap or something?

  • @Cr4z3d
    @Cr4z3d 5 лет назад +18

    the animation in this is exceptionally good for gmod.

  • @sintfluterx7075
    @sintfluterx7075 4 года назад +13

    Heavy´s Desktop Background is legend. I hope Medic won´t be mad about that

  • @zarith9945
    @zarith9945 4 месяца назад +3

    im proud i grew up with these tf2 animations

  • @jessesorenson4161
    @jessesorenson4161 8 лет назад +43

    2:40
    Wait! Heavy has PootOS Sandvich edition?! Lucky... :(

  • @potatopower788
    @potatopower788 8 лет назад +107

    What if heavy bought tf2 instead

  • @Rorfwagen9916
    @Rorfwagen9916 4 года назад +21

    2:02 I wish I have that ton of money, so I can help the poor.

  • @FV-wy2pu
    @FV-wy2pu 4 года назад +18

    Love that walk.
    2:03🤣🤣

  • @SkeletonHaus
    @SkeletonHaus 10 лет назад +10

    Oh hey, me and heavy have the same desktop wallpaper

    • @mayoeditsstuff
      @mayoeditsstuff 10 лет назад +13

      Now i'm making the same face as your profile pic after reading your comment.

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 8 лет назад +310

    it cost $500,000 to play this game

  • @Aceofthefire
    @Aceofthefire 6 лет назад +43

    Damn, being a merc pays a LOT

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 лет назад +6

      If you survive to get paid

    • @andresugalde916
      @andresugalde916 5 лет назад +2

      Keep in mind that he also has to pay for his ammo

  • @harrisonchristie6783
    @harrisonchristie6783 Год назад +4

    2:22 He just shoves the game box in.😂

  • @k41gaming37
    @k41gaming37 6 лет назад +80

    When game is more expensive than your pc

  • @thezeon5
    @thezeon5 6 лет назад +10

    2:41 _P O O T O S_

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 5 лет назад +83

    No one:
    S o l Di e r c a m
    🅱️eep 🅱️oop

  • @SapphirusYT
    @SapphirusYT 11 месяцев назад +1

    So many Battletech sightings in this video; Mechwarrior Online models (Atlas and Dragon battlemechs) and the win95 Mechwarrior 2 desktop icon. Those made my day.

  • @widhskxnkan1349pl
    @widhskxnkan1349pl 6 лет назад +59

    Windows? Linux? Mac?
    I have PootOS!

  • @MennyRus
    @MennyRus  9 лет назад +182

    Woohoo! Thanks for the One MILLION views! I am surprised that this video became that kind of "popular" :D
    Thanks again and play good games!

    • @Metastudios
      @Metastudios 9 лет назад

      Ur welcome. But why heavy didnt buy doap

    • @Metastudios
      @Metastudios 9 лет назад

      ☠Ohko Official☠ doa2 *

    • @MattsGameLab
      @MattsGameLab 9 лет назад +1

      MennyRus Far cry 4 parody :D I love

    • @basicz223
      @basicz223 9 лет назад

      What where u expecting it was funny as shit

    • @rafc122
      @rafc122 9 лет назад

      MennyRus Чертов ГУЛЬМАН !

  • @mwolfe1486
    @mwolfe1486 9 лет назад +18

    You know, the one part that I will remember and never forget about this video is the Goomba Freeman. He was so cute, cheery, excited, and utterly a ray of happiness from his first scene as he ran from one corner of the desk to the other, to happily help his customer. But the scene which he then realized what unholy creation heavy tried to purchase was so self explanatory (this is a good thing). The fear he expressed, regardless of being naturally mute, turning the innocent character he was into a glimpse at what would happen later in the video. When he was first shown, I was hypnotized from his childlike appearence, and all it took was a mere gaze apon the game to make him shake of horror. It is the one scene in which I cannot express how much I enjoy the thought in it. At first I thought it was because he didn't want the lose the game. When heavy offered more money (the fan of singles) I still believed it. But when heavy dropped the stack of hundreds and the SCOUT started shaking, I was a little scared myself. Scout then realized that heavy wasn't joking and actually WANTED to buy it. If they were actually wanting it get rid of, the crate would've changed their minds. But as you realize WHY they were so scared, they were trying to PROTECT heavy by not selling it. If I was in heavy's position after putting the hundreds, I would feel scared too and ask what's going on, or at least be creeped out and put it back. Anyway, I will at least say that I loved the character so much, I'm thinking of making a Goomba Freeman myself. All I would need to know is where you got the feet from.

    • @MennyRus
      @MennyRus  9 лет назад +2

      CyborgeBolt oh, that was Gordon's feet. I just moved his body with ragdoll mover into the desk :D

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 9 лет назад +3

      Scout actually had no idea what the problem with Gulman was. He was weirded out by Goomba Freeman acting so strange, and when Heavy offered more and more money, Scout started mimicking Freeman so that Heavy would give more money.

    • @heavygaming-com
      @heavygaming-com 3 года назад

      @@MennyRus can you make a guid how to make Gordon Gumba

    • @MennyRus
      @MennyRus  3 года назад

      @@heavygaming-com I told the way I did this, but I will tell you once more: It is just regular model of Gordon Freeman, I moved his body into the desk using ragdoll mover tool, just so his head with feet will show.

  • @LitRue
    @LitRue 2 года назад +7

    holy shit its been such a long times since i have watched this

  • @MCFhomepage
    @MCFhomepage 10 лет назад +67

    Was it just me who thought that the cover of the game looked like the one for Far Cry 4?

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 10 лет назад +39

      Its Russian far cry. 4

    • @MCFhomepage
      @MCFhomepage 10 лет назад

      oohhhhhh Okay that makes sense XD

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 10 лет назад

      King Mai Boi From Gabencity Yeah I doubt it

    • @TheAetherpunk
      @TheAetherpunk 10 лет назад

      ... Nope.

    • @XFGHL78E
      @XFGHL78E 10 лет назад

      you are not alone

  • @jacqass
    @jacqass 4 года назад +5

    Video: *5 years old*
    RUclips recommendations: *its complicated*

  • @silverxsight1637
    @silverxsight1637 7 лет назад +116

    your channel is very famous lol 2:01

  • @mastertheboi
    @mastertheboi 11 месяцев назад +4

    The "He finished TETRIS" in the video's description aged like fine wine and milk at the same time

  • @luvlegothegamer4497
    @luvlegothegamer4497 9 лет назад +4

    0:58 GORDON LOOKS SO CUTE :3
    like a Goomba!

  • @themediberd8391
    @themediberd8391 6 лет назад +28

    1:21 1:29 1:38 1:43 i am the only one who feels sad and cries when i see dr freeman scared face? :_C
    its been years and i still feel sad and i cry :_C

  • @johanlindenhann254
    @johanlindenhann254 9 лет назад +11

    I had to be high to understand the story

    • @neloth434
      @neloth434 9 лет назад +2

      I had to kill my dad to understand the story...

    • @Stormghetti
      @Stormghetti 9 лет назад

      neko boy Not funny.

    • @2010swag
      @2010swag 9 лет назад

      Yeah it was

    • @Stormghetti
      @Stormghetti 9 лет назад

      Milkaroni I didn't understand then.

  • @bmartin9993
    @bmartin9993 2 года назад +4

    This is the only video I remember I watched back in the day

  • @macaia284j
    @macaia284j 5 лет назад +21

    4:05 Ну что братва,облом?

  • @RandomLobster77
    @RandomLobster77 8 лет назад +88

    4:27 was I the only one who saw spy?

  • @logicss2893
    @logicss2893 7 лет назад +36

    0:49 best moment ever

  • @confusedkittos1578
    @confusedkittos1578 2 года назад +10

    After 7 years, I'm still here