To be fair, the original Granny was a neat little concept, easily accessable and interesting with constant updates. And it wasn't such a broken mess most of the time, it actually worked in what it was supposed to do.
His enthusiasm can either be really sarcastic, or really funny... Depends on the context, and considering the fact he said ”I’m going to beat Daddy!” makes it the latter XD
I want to see a game where you're a grandma being locked up in your own house by your grandkid who thinks you're a satanic doppleganger for some reason. Or something.
Is the evil granny ALSO the nurse in the hospital? Or are you the nurse in the hospital? ORRRR was there never a nurse?! It seems like you were just a janitor in the first one trying to do your job and the old teabag was getting cranky about the noise if anything. Ugh, I agree, John. 17/10 though for sure. Daddy seems like a contender with those *snazzy* animations. Also, 15:13 is how I imagine most of these "developers" look when putting together these monstr- I mean masterpieces. I'm gonna go play RDR2 now.
That second game was amazing, I'm not even sure what was really happening, haha, I just can't get over that guy tripping _through_ the door and then just slowly sliding back outside the room at 8:28 XD XD
Hey John, I have a recommendation for a game. Now, this isn't exactly a horror game, but its very tense, dark, and atmospherically eerie. Its called "Russian Roulette Tournament". Yeah, you can probably see why its more tense then scary.
Weird, I definitely also feel like I’ve seen the place at 7:00. It’s giving me Thrillville wild frontier shooter minigame vibes. It’s like something hidden within the recesses of my memory.
The thing I loved about _Daddy_ is that Caffeine somehow selected the three character models that looked the least like each other. Like the dad, the "son"?, and the explosive-kidnapper-pilgrim (we all know that archetype, right?) emerged from different realities and somehow found themselves in flatlycolouredabandonedwildwestsetpieceland. EDIT: In regards to the rest of the games. I literally cannot conceive of a mind that creates stuff like this, looks at it afterwards, and says to itself "that'll do". I'm not entirely convinced that the devs behind them are fully human anymore.
How does he recognize ever map to ever exist?! I only really recognize animations, like that twerking thanos animation and the running animation where they flail their arms around in front of them
7:05 -- I know what you're talking about, John. The scene reminds me of a Unity tutorial I watched a while back for shits and giggles----the video was creating a medieval-styled road/town setpiece. This almost reminds me exactly of that.
Hey John! This is random but.. HEY I ALMOST got all Spider-Man benchmarks, no cheating all my self ;p 29 year old dad doing it to impress my 5 year old son... lol any who... iono I’m watching your video as I finish 5,000 perfect dodges. Thank you for your videos and great use of the English language. So many videos, such poor English.. sigh. Anyway I hope everyone on here reading this is doing great and happy New Years.
Are you so exhausted from all these horrible granny knockoffs that you and Kimmy didn't play 999 and upload for your other channel? I got addicted to watching you two play the game and the banter between you both. You two crack me up.
I really didn't liked "The granny" at first because of depressing greyish environment and the first puzzles were a little bit boring for me and maby becouse of lack of story. Now I love what "Granny" has became and how it has improved. I actually like when you played it. I don't know why but I like "The evil nun" even more and how it went in kinde of a different path as a game.
What's funny about that Daddy game is how it uses a Unity Map-pack and doesn't have it set up right; it's why you see a bunch of lines all across the interiors, because that's the light from outside rendering through cracks in the geography they somehow managed to create.
HE Abandoned Hospital is a modular asset pack. This means that it comes with walls, floors and ceilings where you build your own hospital. And it also comes with props where you are meant to detail your hospital, but whoever made this game didn't care much to detail theirs that well. The asset pack used to be $45 but all of the HE packs are now $5 because the Dev is updating them to the newest version.
It must be the most flattering thing ever when you come up with an original design that spawns numerous copycats.
*cashgrabs
To be fair, the original Granny was a neat little concept, easily accessable and interesting with constant updates. And it wasn't such a broken mess most of the time, it actually worked in what it was supposed to do.
Was granny even a good game to begin with?
@@filipbabovic8474 Kind of, at least compared to this.
Trust me, it's not.
having an exploding Hagrid as the villain is a pretty unique idea
Daddy fancied some tea
Daddy must have insulted Albus Dumbledore
"I'm going to beat Daddy!"
And I wasn't laughing hard enough. Mister John, your enthusiasm kills me.
Lol same! 😂
His enthusiasm can either be really sarcastic, or really funny... Depends on the context, and considering the fact he said ”I’m going to beat Daddy!” makes it the latter XD
I laughed too much when he said that. I'm just literally dead now. XD
What the fuck
The monster in the first game looks less like it's trying kill you and more like Palpatine force choking you.
dO iT
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
Ryan Leatigaga ok shockmaster
That title could basically summarize most granny ripoffs
To be honest, I have a special soft-spot for ripoffs/knockoffs. I un-ironically like them.
My electro is over everything!
@@jeremiasestevam4624 That reference brings me back, now I wanna go back and watch it. Thanks.
@@TailsIsDisappointed your welcome.
Except for Evil Nun
8:02 Daddy: Well I lost that kid I was trying to find and murder, guess it's time to get jiggy to some royalty-free electro swing
😭😭😭😭😭😂
“You need Axe” no game, I’m gonna stick with Dove.
Dove and Axe are owned under the same company. Axe is just Dove for middle schoolers
@@CochetVolaille WHAT
@@arat9648 capitalism.
But it's more expensive and smells worse, what people are paying for is an ugly label.
John you should play Branny. It’s basically Baldis Basics and Granny combined into a mobile game. Sounds like your style.😁
You are a sadist.
Why not get *all* the cringey fanbases in one game!
If there's no electro on branny them it's a 0 outta 0
@take dat axe I'm not mad... just very disappointed.
*Y E S*
I want to see a game where you're a grandma being locked up in your own house by your grandkid who thinks you're a satanic doppleganger for some reason. Or something.
That's called Granny Simulator
John put your shoes on, we're at grandma's house.
Don't make Granny get the gun again.
"You need electro"
"You need electro"
"You need electro"
And how is Jamie Foxx going to help us?!?
😭😭😭 not me cackling at this
@@nilahfay1650 nwh happened
@@spider-man6932 what?
Are you kidding? Have you seen him in Django?
You need axe body spray sponsored by granny
Smelling the old people's odor while biting off his Grannyola-bar™.
"Am I gonna beat daddy"-john wolfe 2019
Can't keep a straight face while watching that 'Daddy' game. XD
Yeah, I don't think Caffine is being serious with the daddy game. Lol.
The look on his face when stupid crap happens, priceless.
Is the evil granny ALSO the nurse in the hospital? Or are you the nurse in the hospital? ORRRR was there never a nurse?! It seems like you were just a janitor in the first one trying to do your job and the old teabag was getting cranky about the noise if anything. Ugh, I agree, John. 17/10 though for sure. Daddy seems like a contender with those *snazzy* animations. Also, 15:13 is how I imagine most of these "developers" look when putting together these monstr- I mean masterpieces. I'm gonna go play RDR2 now.
Irie Jasmin “Evil granny - old teabag in hospital”
Irie Jasmin “the Old teabag” XD I love it
These are like the Great Value brand of Granny Games. Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean great value stuff is usually pretty good, at least when it comes to baseline shit. Asda's value brand spaghetti is pretty alright.
Mr Red I ain’t even gonna lie, you right man, bless
@@mrred773 Agreed lol
Except granny is free and some of these cost money
John should make a video where he just watches ads, it would the best commentary ever
You're already on that video.
"You need electro" should be sampled in a dance track
" *Am I gonna beat Daddy?* " - John Wolfe 2019
''Where can I find a finger?''
Well, you are in a hospital, John.
Can't wait for 'Yanny - Laurel in hospital'
John. I love how you subject yourself to these for us
He's such a humanitarian .........
That second game was amazing, I'm not even sure what was really happening, haha, I just can't get over that guy tripping _through_ the door and then just slowly sliding back outside the room at 8:28 XD XD
"You need axe"
Maybe the game was actually trying to say that you smell bad and need the deodorant Axe. XD
I loved your face at the body just dropping from the ceiling on the stairs!
You know you've truely made it in the world when people start relentlessly ripping you off. Congrats Granny!
we gonna rock on down to "electro Avenue"... and then we'll take it higher.
"Thanks for that Galaxy Brain suggestion."
I almost choked.
Proof that John enjoys playing Granny.
The opening cutscene of Daddy was a work of art. The rest of it and the other games... welp. >_> Hilarious video for some truly wretched content!
“Am I gonna beat daddy??” - John Wolfe 2019
I’m cackling at this game. The segment with the antagonist dancing may be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Hey John, I have a recommendation for a game. Now, this isn't exactly a horror game, but its very tense, dark, and atmospherically eerie. Its called "Russian Roulette Tournament". Yeah, you can probably see why its more tense then scary.
Hell yeah! I've played it once and have to agree that they have great atmosphere.
It looks really cool
"Am I gonna beat Daddy?"
**spits coffee**
Some telepho doesn’t need electro.
So truo ;)
I really need some electro rn home boy
No
Every time you say something low-key exasperated or just look into the camera in despair at these shenanigans, I crack up XD
*YOU NEED 𝔼 𝕃 𝔼 ℂ 𝕋 ℝ 𝕆*
Basically Spider-Man.
"I'm going to beat Daddy!"
I... I don't think that's how that works.
I feel like Daddy is worth $3 just for all the laughs I just had watching the 6 minutes of your play. ahhh 10/10.
*turns on electro* “I JUST FLIPPED THE SWITCH”
Just opened RUclips to see if I hadn't received a notification for a new video, AND it popped up straight away!
It's a good night
Too bad there isn’t a Granny Episode game. BTW we need more Pizza Time and Episode LPs! 😁
Gosh I miss Pizza Time!
No, we really don't.
Weird, I definitely also feel like I’ve seen the place at 7:00. It’s giving me Thrillville wild frontier shooter minigame vibes. It’s like something hidden within the recesses of my memory.
When that pilgrim fell into the room I all but pooped my pants laughing...
We appreciate your noble sacrifices, John.
Loving the sass in the description, by the way. You never disappoint.
No one:
Evil Granny: “You need use plunger.”
The thing I loved about _Daddy_ is that Caffeine somehow selected the three character models that looked the least like each other. Like the dad, the "son"?, and the explosive-kidnapper-pilgrim (we all know that archetype, right?) emerged from different realities and somehow found themselves in flatlycolouredabandonedwildwestsetpieceland.
EDIT: In regards to the rest of the games. I literally cannot conceive of a mind that creates stuff like this, looks at it afterwards, and says to itself "that'll do". I'm not entirely convinced that the devs behind them are fully human anymore.
8:02 i cant 😭😭😭😭😭😂 I love how he didn't even laugh
Oh my God the way Daddy tripped over got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that second game is so fuckin funny. i was not expecting the Daddy guy to whisper shout "hey" after dancing
you need electro.
I was JUST looking for a John Wolfe video to watch! How lucky!
"HEY"-Hagrid 2019
DADDY JUST STRAIGHT UP GOT SUICIDE BOMBED
Edit: Oh bUT SOMEHOW HE SURVIVED IT LMAOCJAJCBA
How does he recognize ever map to ever exist?!
I only really recognize animations, like that twerking thanos animation and the running animation where they flail their arms around in front of them
I am so sorry that you have to suffer for our entertainment, but thank you SOOO much for doing so lol
I like how casual he is "is that a phone ringing?! but the electro is out". Lmao, sucking it to the dev(s).
John blessing my night with shite horror games
I'm in heaven
hey John a fun fact: older phones didn't actually need electro to work, the phone line used to carry its own low voltage power
So happy you uploaded! :D
Granny is a triple A game compared to these cheap knockoffs. I'm glad John plays these games so we don't have to. Buyer beware!
8:29 I genuinely almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard
I felt a wave of nostalgia with Jeff The Killer appearing(on the title screen). Reminds me of when you used to play awful Jeff The Killer games.
Old people are scary.
especially when they die
You know everyone turns into old people
@@LazGato Old people = zombies confirmed.
Gramps, don't be mad at me, but I need you to look into this shotgun...
We all gone be old past years soooo..enjoy the young life you have now .
@@LazGato Nope, some die before that.
John's reactions through out the second game literally killed me lmao
I like how John carried that plate throughout the Daddy game at first lol
Im so proud of you for beating Daddy. You finally were ably to beat one of their games
Those player's hands in "Daddy", I'm dying!
*Austin Powers sings*
Daddy, daddy wasn't there.
Yes more content
What's up with your profile picture?
@@rubensanchezbermudez8297 the mans said DON'T. QUESTION. IT. it's just phineas and ferb.
@@kyleschomburg2527 k
I was concerned about the new schedule when Sunday last week yielded no upload .
You said how you don’t get why this game is popular and you don’t like it, but yet your like obsessed with it
Bad Granny looks like the Fairy God Mother from Shrek 2.
lol I think they literally recolored Sigrun from Wolfenstein on the cover and called it a day
7:05 -- I know what you're talking about, John. The scene reminds me of a Unity tutorial I watched a while back for shits and giggles----the video was creating a medieval-styled road/town setpiece. This almost reminds me exactly of that.
This guy is one of my new favorite RUclipsrs. He is really good at staying calm
Lol I’m hold my breath next time I see my boss now
John, I appreciate this sacrifice.
Took one for the masses!!!
Hey John! This is random but.. HEY I ALMOST got all Spider-Man benchmarks, no cheating all my self ;p 29 year old dad doing it to impress my 5 year old son... lol any who... iono I’m watching your video as I finish 5,000 perfect dodges.
Thank you for your videos and great use of the English language. So many videos, such poor English.. sigh. Anyway I hope everyone on here reading this is doing great and happy New Years.
I like your channel because your not afraid to call a game awful when it deserves it
"Food? What is it?"
*crunch crunch
"I don't know, but I ate it." - John, 2019
8:25 I laughed so hard I can’t even rn
John's reactions to these games are so funny and i love his commentary
8:22 "I don't know if I love it or hate it."
8:28 Love it.
John Wolfe taken out of context: "Am I gonna beat Daddy?!"
Are you so exhausted from all these horrible granny knockoffs that you and Kimmy didn't play 999 and upload for your other channel?
I got addicted to watching you two play the game and the banter between you both. You two crack me up.
YOU NEED AXE
*Electro is a fun supervillain*
hush - can't hear
a quiet place - can't talk
bird box - can't see
*evil granny nurse in hospital - can't breathe*
daddy is a masterpiece it has really good character development 👌👌👌👌
I really didn't liked "The granny" at first because of depressing greyish environment and the first puzzles were a little bit boring for me and maby becouse of lack of story. Now I love what "Granny" has became and how it has improved. I actually like when you played it. I don't know why but I like "The evil nun" even more and how it went in kinde of a different path as a game.
“Why do we need the diamond?”
We must be The Dentist.
"The Angry Pilgrim" LMAO John xD
Id love to see a granny parody where instead of the granny being evil she just follows you around seeing if you've eaten yet but you already are full.
What's funny about that Daddy game is how it uses a Unity Map-pack and doesn't have it set up right; it's why you see a bunch of lines all across the interiors, because that's the light from outside rendering through cracks in the geography they somehow managed to create.
YAAAY i've been checking everyday for an upload! :D
The daddy game was pretty funny actually. I like he stopped to dance downstairs....lol
Just a heads up about my channel; if you would like a new gamer in your life
HE Abandoned Hospital is a modular asset pack. This means that it comes with walls, floors and ceilings where you build your own hospital. And it also comes with props where you are meant to detail your hospital, but whoever made this game didn't care much to detail theirs that well. The asset pack used to be $45 but all of the HE packs are now $5 because the Dev is updating them to the newest version.
thank you for sifting through the trash for the entertainment of others john
It's insane how many Granny rip-offs exist now
Hey John, saw your vids pop up on my recommend 3 months ago and now I never miss a upload. Keep up the good work👍👍👍