Instead of being kidnapped and tortured, your talkative neighbor invites himself in ready for a long conversation. This is definitely a scarier version.
"hello kind sir, I came here to inform you that this computer is easily traceable. Have you tried using NordVPN, use code CLOWNBOI and get a 2 week trial absolutely free, and support me at the same time!"
Weird little things that bother me about the main character: 1) Doesn't lock his doors. 2) Has his curtains wide open in the *middle of the night.* 3) Sits in the middle of the living room with his back to the door. 4) Has garbage hiding spots. And if a guy has time to break into my house and wave at me, he has time to get a swift baseball bat to the head.
*"Hey young man my daughter painted my face wanna have a chat? Young man?.... Young MAN!?!? HES HAD A HEARTATTACK. NOOOOOOOOOO"* How i felt everytime the waving killer showed up.
This game is a perfect example of what Welcome to the Game successfully avoided. The need for turning off the gps tracker every minute shouldn't be there, not to mention how the enemy can get you at like 5 seconds into the game.
@A guy made to trigger you Patch made the game easier, yeah, but it's still not easy and what's more, the game is still keeping you away from focusing on "detective" aspect of the game. And it still needs to allow players who finish casual to receive normal ending, instead of being laughed at.
@A guy made to trigger you It is. Killers should come much less frequently, so you get lulled by the feeling of safety and have a chance to forget about them, but at the same time you can focus more on handling detective work, which should be the main strength of the game. Permadeath should be optional challenge, unless the number of nights gets reduced. Losing 7 nights in-game worth of progress is definitely not fun and doesn't encourage the player to try again.
Hey I appreciate John's editing at 17:48 he turned up game audio so we could hear the quiet sound. it's a minor detail that he didn't have to do, but it is nice of him to do it.
I like the game, but yes. It seems unplayable right now. The killers need a rework, and the computer needs to actually do the things computers do, like deleting files, having other programs, different types of documents, ect. Having that would give a lot more variety to the actions you take to find the code, and also allow you to clean up the scope of the workspace by removing dud files. Anyway, I hope the creator makes at least some of these changes so John will play it again
What I love about John is that he's not easily scared. He doesn't start screaming and flailing like some other RUclipsrs do, and when a jumpscare *does* get him scared, he either calls it out for being cheap or laughs it off. He also doesn't cuss every other word, and his bad game videos are some of the funniest in my personal opinion. Plus, I love it when he critiques the games at the end, so if someone looks up gameplay for something they made, they get a genuine review rather than "SCARIEST GAME EVER" or "what a load of crap". John, you're an awesome dude.
Everything about this game irritates me: Shitty looking fake OS? [X] Text dump tutorial? [X] Animations that take way too long? [X] Barely any feedback? [X] Jumpscares are the only scares? [X]
"There are adults ready to learn? what kind of fictional universe is this? this should be adults ready to spout their ignorant opinions on social media, not giving a shit if they're right or not, that would be accurate." - John Wolfe 2019
I want to grow up to be as unafraid and sarcastic as John Edit: I've never gotten this many likes on a comment before :O Thank you all ans stay Critical everyoneeee!
Watch John's old videos, he screams like a bitch every few seconds. I'm glad John changed for the best, but he was definitely terrified of every game he used to play.
@@bloodredroses88 that was the fun part and the fuck you talking about bitchboy lmao "He used to scream like a bitch" Like no shit sherlock thats why they are called jump scares like no hate but i find it hilarious when people say stupid shit like that "Uhh.. he is scared of scary games? what? thats so immature what a bitch" Like why do you think people like *scary* games fuckhead lmao
I certainly did. I used to watch Markiplier, but found his playthroughs of WTTG2 so bad I wanted to see someone beat it. Found this lad, and pretty much stopped watching Mark for John. Much more entertaining if I do say so.
All this thumbnails are a mood. Should start a thread on his Facebook (The Wolfe Den!) about what your current mood is. Yea. He's got a FaCeBoOk GUuUUys. Go support that shit.
Finally found another channel worth watching, where the videos aren't just 10min long and actual play throughs happen. Been watching all ur previous videos :)
Need to say, i really appreciate your videos John. I‘m having kind of a hard time at the moment and your videos are really saving my days. Even if I feel horrible you still make me laugh and I really want to thank you for that!
Your analysis at the end made me realize I miss your review category videos. In an alternate universe, you work as a reviewer for a decent publication and popularize the format of "let's playing with critical analysis" as the standard game reviewing format. I see you Harshly Critical. The world would be less full without your decision to pursue this channel.
@ Well, that's fair! But like... in the first one the doofus protag leaves his dang window open and doesn't lock his door for the killer. There are way more things he could do to barricade that door.
Yeah, and the protagonists seem weirdly incompetent. Not locking doors, keeping the windows wide open, and not realizing they're in over their head in the first "Welcome to the game." Second game has a bit more sense to it, even if the protagonist can be lifted up with 1 hand by an old German dude. At least in that one you can lock the door and have to have people jump in through the window instead!
this game is frustratingly boring; yet love how John was still enthusiastically playing and exploring the game just like with any other games he played before. Thumbs up!
wow you gave this so much effort! damn, and it barely looks playable. And yet, you persevered! Seriously, I applaud you for your dedication to your craft.
Its the wave. Also, can't you like.. block it? Never made sense. At least in welcome to the game 2 you could hold the door... Thanks for playing and editing!!
idk maybe it's because i'm super drunk while I watched this but the jingle for logging in and out of that computer playing every single time drove me fucking INSANE oh my god
Feels like a demo/work in progress. Should've been finished more before the release if this is the full release. Like the animation to go and hide, textures in the laptop, wallpaper copied from Welcome To The Game 1. But interesting concept, going on an unknown OS and with a WTTG twist to it.
He gets all dressed up and pokes his head in like "Okay I'm heading out. Call me if you need anything. Keep the doors locked. Be in bed by 10. Okay love you!"
In the document with the red rose in it it says "Espere" which is the formal form of "(you) Wait" in spanish, so i am guessing it activated after a certain amount of time.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
![I've found "The Room" of horror games... [Typical Nightmare]](/img/1.gif)
Instead of being kidnapped and tortured, your talkative neighbor invites himself in ready for a long conversation. This is definitely a scarier version.
Sounds like my actual neighbor. She talks a LOT.
Goddamn *DINKLEBERG*...
*_D I N K L E B E R-_*
god damnit someone already said it.
Not only that, John also speculates that these neighbours are the protagonist's brothers. Too much brotherly love, I say.
Keeping Up Appearances the Video Game
Love how he sticks his head in and waves sometimes like “hey man I just put some fish sticks in the oven if you’re hungry”
Or "hey man like my clown mask?" The funniest thing to me is he doesn't even walk up to you, he just waves.
"Yo man, I finally got the job- wait.. why are you hiding? Where'd you go? STOP HIDING FROM ME I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PROUD!"
@@indigogamer1428 lmao
Hi friend, im gonna kick it here if that's cool! Rofl... god that animation is hilarious
RANDY your S T I C K S
That dude ain't even startling. He just wants to have a friendly conversation with you lmao
"hello kind sir, I came here to inform you that this computer is easily traceable. Have you tried using NordVPN, use code CLOWNBOI and get a 2 week trial absolutely free, and support me at the same time!"
@@Vonias i'll be like yes i would love to! He's very friendly, not really antagonistic. He's a friendly clown who waves at you.
700 likes
The guy is wearing a Anonymous mask with a clown face drawned on it that all lol
Hello neighbour 2: the game where the Neighbour ACTUALLY says hello to you.
Good thing i'm around.
More like Neighbor Hello.
666th like
Aww and you expect anyone to care? @Lith-
Clown Man: Howdy ho, neighborino!
DAMMIT, FLANDERS!
*Game Over*
Stupid sexy Flanders
A Flanders horror game would be A great idea.
Weird little things that bother me about the main character:
1) Doesn't lock his doors.
2) Has his curtains wide open in the *middle of the night.*
3) Sits in the middle of the living room with his back to the door.
4) Has garbage hiding spots.
And if a guy has time to break into my house and wave at me, he has time to get a swift baseball bat to the head.
If he came into my house, he'd get a .45-caliber "Hello".
Just what I expect from HongKongPhooey
And he doesn’t call the police.
The protag of scrutinized would like to have a word with you.
You forgot the knife set at the window
Why wouldnt he just hide in the closet with the laptop
That requires a too high IQ from a shitty horror game protag
Lol ikr
Too hard to program it into the game for the dev lol.
Maybe clown guy would see the light? Idfk
Same reason he can't defend himself with the knife that's right next to him on the table
Love how John just uploads random horrible horror games for us
So basically nothing new 🤣🤣🤣
Built a 500k subscriber channel on it. Thank God he cooled down and actually got good at games...sort of...
Generic Person X he has a better haircut too
Samuel And doesn’t put on some strange deep voice.
he left everything to play crappy horror games, think about that for a second
The dude just welcomes you to the game, there's nothing wrong with that
11:19
Masked Man: 👋
John: 👏 I 👏 WAS 👏 GONNA 👏 HIDE!!!!
11:15 you mean
you need very dedicated henchmen to specifically check on this guy every 50 seconds.
Dedicated? Nah.
Just very well paid
"He's in there, I know it"
'But boss, I just checked, like, a minute ago!'
"Check again."
What's saying that it's not men, but instead one man...
Press Start
You Died
The Game
*"Hey young man my daughter painted my face wanna have a chat? Young man?.... Young MAN!?!? HES HAD A HEARTATTACK. NOOOOOOOOOO"*
How i felt everytime the waving killer showed up.
For a second there, you had me thinking this was supposed to follow the tune of YMCA.
I’m 6 minutes in and I have to watch this random clown wave at John for another 26 minutes?Cant wait.🥴👌
XD its such a bad game lol
I was 4 minutesish in
Instead of being kidnapped or tortured you got to socialize.
THE NIGHTMARE OF EVERY GAMER!
Gamers rise up!
John leaning to the side to let us read the controls is the kind of caring friendship I need in my life. :3
yesss
This game is a perfect example of what Welcome to the Game successfully avoided. The need for turning off the gps tracker every minute shouldn't be there, not to mention how the enemy can get you at like 5 seconds into the game.
Welcome to the Game did avoid this, yeah, but Scrutinized didn't, sadly.
@A guy made to trigger you Patch made the game easier, yeah, but it's still not easy and what's more, the game is still keeping you away from focusing on "detective" aspect of the game.
And it still needs to allow players who finish casual to receive normal ending, instead of being laughed at.
@A guy made to trigger you It is. Killers should come much less frequently, so you get lulled by the feeling of safety and have a chance to forget about them, but at the same time you can focus more on handling detective work, which should be the main strength of the game. Permadeath should be optional challenge, unless the number of nights gets reduced. Losing 7 nights in-game worth of progress is definitely not fun and doesn't encourage the player to try again.
clickable buttons in a .txt file? this is some next-level OS!!
Hey I appreciate John's editing at 17:48 he turned up game audio so we could hear the quiet sound. it's a minor detail that he didn't have to do, but it is nice of him to do it.
[John hears cicadas]
"WHAT IS THIS CTHULHU MONSTROSITY????"
City boys smh
John literally goes insane for 30 minutes.
How many OTHER games are you hiding from us John?!
Stop holdin' out on us John!
Hey John when are you going to play Sallyface 5?
You know he’s holding out on us when he OBVIOUSLY won’t show his top secret copy of sally face 69
I'd rather see Spider-Man Part 2.
@@enterusername3364 Sally Face Chapter 69 aka Lenny Face
*JOHN HATES HIS FANS*
This guy looks like he took that mask from payday 2.
He look like the one with the clown mask
He got it at PartyCity my dude
@@yareyaredaze6059 everyone of them has clown mask. Expect some dlc characters (Bodhi, Wick, Jacket)
He looks like he took the mask from some cheap Payday knockoff.
@@xaxad4529
The USA one ;-;
I like the game, but yes. It seems unplayable right now. The killers need a rework, and the computer needs to actually do the things computers do, like deleting files, having other programs, different types of documents, ect. Having that would give a lot more variety to the actions you take to find the code, and also allow you to clean up the scope of the workspace by removing dud files. Anyway, I hope the creator makes at least some of these changes so John will play it again
What I love about John is that he's not easily scared. He doesn't start screaming and flailing like some other RUclipsrs do, and when a jumpscare *does* get him scared, he either calls it out for being cheap or laughs it off. He also doesn't cuss every other word, and his bad game videos are some of the funniest in my personal opinion. Plus, I love it when he critiques the games at the end, so if someone looks up gameplay for something they made, they get a genuine review rather than "SCARIEST GAME EVER" or "what a load of crap". John, you're an awesome dude.
Legend says that his pee smells like butterscotch.
Me screaming at the screen: "John! Click the thing! JOHN!!!"
I was like: "Uhhhhh John????? JOHN THE THING!!!" *John Dies* "I TOLD YOU SMHHHHHH"
Bbisje Being frustrated =\= not having a life, lmao.
Lol that profile pic
I was hoping this was a new game from the actual WTTG devs, but this didn't disappoint. Funny stuff man!
Everything about this game irritates me:
Shitty looking fake OS? [X]
Text dump tutorial? [X]
Animations that take way too long? [X]
Barely any feedback? [X]
Jumpscares are the only scares? [X]
Idk about jumpscares they all just seem like they wanted to say hi.
Jumpgreetings
What jumpscares are you talking about lol... the clown is not even startling
Agreed. Jumpscare isn't even done effectively.
@@kowloonbeats3509 aJAHSJSUS
"There are adults ready to learn? what kind of fictional universe is this? this should be adults ready to spout their ignorant opinions on social media, not giving a shit if they're right or not, that would be accurate."
- John Wolfe 2019
I want to grow up to be as unafraid and sarcastic as John
Edit: I've never gotten this many likes on a comment before :O Thank you all ans stay Critical everyoneeee!
yes, strongly agree.
Play years of horror games and a deadpan sense of humor.
Watch John's old videos, he screams like a bitch every few seconds. I'm glad John changed for the best, but he was definitely terrified of every game he used to play.
Same
@@bloodredroses88 that was the fun part and the fuck you talking about bitchboy lmao
"He used to scream like a bitch"
Like no shit sherlock thats why they are called jump scares
like no hate but i find it hilarious when people say stupid shit like that
"Uhh.. he is scared of scary games? what? thats so immature what a bitch"
Like why do you think people like *scary* games fuckhead lmao
It's like payday and welcome to the game tried to have a child.
Keyword "tried"
“We call this a difficulty tweak!”
I actually found John through his Welcome to the Game 2 playthroughs. Now I'm still here, watching forevah.
Same
I certainly did. I used to watch Markiplier, but found his playthroughs of WTTG2 so bad I wanted to see someone beat it. Found this lad, and pretty much stopped watching Mark for John.
Much more entertaining if I do say so.
@@destructokid1337 That's pretty much how I found John aswell
@@destructokid1337 yep I used to watch Markiplier playing horror games. He really lost his shit playing WTTG2.
Literally did the exact same thing, how funny
Welcome to the game that's like welcome to the game. Got it.
The best thing about this game is it makes you appreciate how well put together Welcome to the Game is.
The games within the game was a neat idea tho.
"Hey neighbor I found this mask in the garage, anyways how ya doin?"
Character starts yelling and screaming
Neighbor: WTF
I just love how John read the file as "I go ther" instead of "I got her". lol
your thumbnail is a mood
peachette is Valid - Please don’t say mood. It’s embarrassing.
@@SeallySeal xD big mood
All this thumbnails are a mood. Should start a thread on his Facebook (The Wolfe Den!) about what your current mood is.
Yea. He's got a FaCeBoOk GUuUUys. Go support that shit.
no, dum e
His face in the thumbnail is a mood
I love the way the character climbs over the couch awkwardly instead of just walking around it, lol.
Finally found another channel worth watching, where the videos aren't just 10min long and actual play throughs happen. Been watching all ur previous videos :)
Need to say, i really appreciate your videos John. I‘m having kind of a hard time at the moment and your videos are really saving my days. Even if I feel horrible you still make me laugh and I really want to thank you for that!
You may be nothing in that world, but you're the king of my RUclips world John.
Now I wanna watch your playthrough of Welcome to the Game again lol
Got a selection of good things on sale stranger!
John-“Look for the C!” (copyright) Me-“Oh no does his character work for youtube and he’s looking for videos to copyright strike?” 😂💀
Your analysis at the end made me realize I miss your review category videos. In an alternate universe, you work as a reviewer for a decent publication and popularize the format of "let's playing with critical analysis" as the standard game reviewing format.
I see you Harshly Critical. The world would be less full without your decision to pursue this channel.
Holy shit, mormons are stepping their game up.
"I keep going into the closet"
Yeh, me too.
So, in these kinds of games do door locks just not exist?
@ Well, that's fair! But like... in the first one the doofus protag leaves his dang window open and doesn't lock his door for the killer. There are way more things he could do to barricade that door.
Yeah, and the protagonists seem weirdly incompetent. Not locking doors, keeping the windows wide open, and not realizing they're in over their head in the first "Welcome to the game."
Second game has a bit more sense to it, even if the protagonist can be lifted up with 1 hand by an old German dude. At least in that one you can lock the door and have to have people jump in through the window instead!
*POV: "Are you winning son?"*
nikodeemuss underrated comment
this game is frustratingly boring; yet love how John was still enthusiastically playing and exploring the game just like with any other games he played before. Thumbs up!
John brightens my day!
Remember, Friendly Eyebrows.
Plot twist:your neighbor came in for a cup of suger and due to your weak heart you died
Alternate game title: clown wants to say hello while man commits atrocities
**reads title**
Ha.
I get it.
When John opened the No Document I actually lost it, had to keep rewinding to 5:55 with tears in my eyes. So unexpected for me
Food at the ready, time for a John video!
yay john! i always look forward to your uploads!
Coming back to this video three years later and not a single person has beaten this game lol
wow you gave this so much effort! damn, and it barely looks playable. And yet, you persevered!
Seriously, I applaud you for your dedication to your craft.
Love seeing his subscribers going up every day ❤️ love you John!
3:31
Skinny flashbacks, anyone?
I TOTALLY forgot about skinny 😂
Its the wave. Also, can't you like.. block it? Never made sense. At least in welcome to the game 2 you could hold the door... Thanks for playing and editing!!
5:14 when boomers stay on the internet 4 a prolonged amount of time
Bashed.OS: find a good youtube playlist to put on before your Halloween party guests arrive
The antagonist looks like one of those guys from that heist game
ARGHH... I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!
You mean payday 2?
@@Riveya555 yeah
this game isnt even that scary. but for some reason, every jumpscare gets me. 🤧🤧
"This game isn't even scary"
"Every Jumpscare got me"
Hmmm....
I think its just the
*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
That gets me
@@TailsIsDisappointed i guess i shouldve said 'atmospheric' huh
@@duckhugginggoblin9156 RIGHT LMAO
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю what
I don't know if this is the case, but the laugh the killers do is the Merchant from RE4. I am like 90 percent sure.
idk maybe it's because i'm super drunk while I watched this but the jingle for logging in and out of that computer playing every single time drove me fucking INSANE oh my god
Feels like a demo/work in progress. Should've been finished more before the release if this is the full release. Like the animation to go and hide, textures in the laptop, wallpaper copied from Welcome To The Game 1. But interesting concept, going on an unknown OS and with a WTTG twist to it.
MONSTRUM.... IS IT STILL SCARY?
Cmon JOHN MAKE A VIDEO FOR THIS
@Bruno. For you
Just got done watching your old outlast play thru love ya john
I can imagine him saying. "Hey did you want mayo on your sandwich?"
My oh my, what polite fellows. Very dapper looking, very approachable. I'd be OK with them stalking me
The poor boy, he just wants to borrow a cup of sugar!
found this channel looking for the Welcome to the Game 2 endings, and glad I did! subscribed and will definitely be checking out more of your videos~
“You are nothing in the world” ThAnKs I FeEl liKe tHaT aLl tHe tImE!!!
Please play more old horror games john.😅
ᴍᴏᴜʀɴ he said Sunday’s.
New here?
thanks for another cool game, and thanks for the flashing lights warning
Even tho this game just isnt good, it seemed like John was having some fun. :)
Not often we get a stinker like this one! I appreciate you at least trying so we have something to watch, lol.
Only 30 mins John?
Are you holding up on us?
Jk lol
I can't bring myself to like the comment. You said holding UP on us..
Lol
@@Riveya555 your profile pic fits with your comment
12:28 wanna just note that is the default pen you use in Pixlr, which is free and takes absolutely no effort with a mouse
John: alright time to search the web
Mask guy: hey guys it's scarce here.
24:07-25:07 When that "video" started up, I honestly thought he was about to do a Slender-type collect-a-thon.
Yeah, the clown guys do seem kinda friendly, look how happy they look! lol
He gets all dressed up and pokes his head in like "Okay I'm heading out. Call me if you need anything. Keep the doors locked. Be in bed by 10. Okay love you!"
YAY great start of a Sunday :D!!
Random guy in your house behind you at table waving "thats not intimidating"... No, thats pants shittingly scary.
25:43 love that music...midnight syndicate(?)
I love that earrape sound effect when the guy in the mask shows up
You're nothing in this world but a sassy god in my world, John
Aw they're so polite. It's not a game over, it's just a late night tea party.
John: Hey guys its John
Guys: *OwO*
Guys is no furry.
IT'S John
"Have fun doing anything stupid on that."
Or *anything at all* for that matter.
Now I have to go back and watch your playthrough of Welcome to the Game!
Can't wait for John to play Rides with Strangers when it releases
Looks like the Payday Clowns got nothing better to do.
The computer says it's 1 in the afternoon and yet it's dark outside. This game is great.
The dangers of air pollution
In the document with the red rose in it it says "Espere" which is the formal form of "(you) Wait" in spanish, so i am guessing it activated after a certain amount of time.
I love when the clown shows up and he was like "hellooooo"