The timing in Location Withheld is phenomenal imo. How all the events seemed to have the perfect amount of buildup between the next. I also loved how insignificant the monster reveal was. It really made it super chilling how you looked therr one second and hes not there, but turn around the next and well there he is. Same goes for the sound design. Its subtle but flawless. Excelent short horror story. Would love to see it fleshed out into a full game.
Seeing you get sponsored is so dope. I've been watching since 50k and man you have been KILLING it this year. Happy New Years John, thanks for the hours of entertainment.
TrappedJoel I started watching him from white day and dropsy, watched his past videos and since then I’ve been hooked. I like his humor and I like how he’s honest, also he’s very intelligent to me which is refreshing on this site💀
i got exposed to it when i was sixteen and wanted a boyfriend like JD so i could kill him within justice-- in hindsight it was me being #edgy, but still, a super good film i agree !!
I really enjoy John's sponsored videos just because his like... his way of advertising the thing he's sponsored by is not unreal - it's very realistic, this is what it is, this is what you get - no bs about it. Plus John's getting paid - always a good thing ouo!
Simi GAME I’m so happy people like you exist who don’t get down on youtubers who have sponsors. Jon (😉) does it with sincerity and it feels very real. Personally I feel the same way with Cinnemassacres sponsored segments, although they do it much differently, you see them doing it with the sense that it’s not what’s motivating them, it’s not what’s driving them to have sponsors.
I always find it a bit depressing the way the artists responsible for creating stuff that "wins" the meme lottery rarely get any credit for what they've created, it's like Izumi Kato's _Untitled (2004)_ sculpture all over again. If you haven't already had the pleasure of seeing Keisuke Aisawa's stuff ("momo" is actually called a sculpture called Ubume) you should definitely google her.
I feel compelled to comment and interact more knowing how the interaction on your videos can help. So, thanks John! I hope you had a good holiday/new year.
Imagine you're home alone by yourself and somebody keeps knocking on the door and you going to answer the door and you see some weird person standing there and saying WANA SPRIT CRAMBERRY
Hey John, I've been watching ur content throughout a lot of stages in my life, after failing my baccalaureate, after succeeding with it, before going to university, from Italy, and after going to university at night. You and MrKravin have been my go-to youtubers in the past few years, whether it was that I was lonely or just wanted to chill. Big thumbs up, I hope you keep making content for the next decade.
I think Location Withheld has a lot more endings given there's a lot left unsolved. Kravin played this and got a different ending in which his character shot himself.
Game 1: The best Momo game he's played, which is saying next to nothing. Game 2: Interesting concept with a nice mystery solving aspect. Game 3: My favorite one for the wrong reason. XD
John before sprite cranberry: "This would have been perfect for my 3 random christmas horror game" John after sprite cranberry: Fanta orange? That's the best one...
Crossing fingers that you'll be playing Pamali! That said, I'm glad you're getting traction well-deserved! Bad games can be fun, but hoping new year brings some memorable games too, I can count the good games for 2018 with my fingers, it's been a dry year.
Happy New Year and it is really nice to see you finally got a cool sponsor! Let us have even more fun together in the Year 2019! John Wolfe All The Way Man!
As always very entertaining. You make even really bad games so much better with your commentary. Game suggestion: Reveal the Deep. Just bought it on STEAM for less than a buck and it was great. Would love to see your take on it! Have a great new year’s!!
TitanFall _Elmo, I think he was referring to when John explained how he was being sponsored by Shutter and exclaimed that he hoped his fans knew how to correctly spell his name. (for the promo code.)The joke is that the fella above misspelled it on purpose.
I was literally looking into Shudder today, but didn't wanna sign up just for seven days worth of a free trial. But thirty days...? Heck yeah dude. Thanks John.
Entertaining videos as always, much appreciated! Short opinion on the games... #01... Well, complete garbage. Not much else to say. #02... Really liked that one. Short yet effective. Creepy files plus silent office equals good atmosphere. I also liked the monster, there is just something really freaky about a tall thing like that suddenly lurking behind you, giving vibes of being stalked at your workplace at night. Very decent. #03... Silly and not much else. It achieved exactly what it was going for, so there is that.
Agreed 100% on #2. The alarm clock going off to draw the player's attention away, and then just that subtle creepy sound to make you turn around and face the monster just standing there, was some great game design.
So-I live in Lander Wyoming and when I heard that a game has acknowledged my town I kinda stared for a moment because that's the first time it's been acknowledged haha.
I only know about john for about a year. Tho been watching him religiously XD I even got a comment from him saying that it was a 3 year old video when i left a comment on said 3 year old video XD it was pretty funny that he actualy reacted to it. I did not expect that to happen
Hi John, I love your videos. BTW for Location Withheld, I don’t know if this will work or not, but if you try to type the numbers with the dots over them (8-1-3-1-3-2) or switch the numbers around into either the safe, telephone, or the computer you might get a different ending. Or maybe if you type the numbers that are on the broken VCR (1-0-1-0-9) into either one of those devices you also might get a different ending.
I found this channel like 2 weeks ago, and have literally been binging on this series specifically! Thanks for the content, bro! Keep it coming! Shalom, friends.
You watch Sham too!!! When I saw Momo in the thumbnail my first thought was "I remember when Sham played this game"! Sham has been one of my favourite youtubers since I was like... 13/14? I'm 20 now and have watched some of his series dozens of times. This is the first time I've heard another person I watch shout him out since his gmod days
Been watching you since 2013, I distinctly remember watching STALKED, and been a fan ever since, albeit not active in the comments. I’m glad to see your sponsorship, upwards and onwards old friend!
Nice, never know of Shudder until now, gonna check it out. Thanks for the promo code :) I love the 2nd game! It's way scarier than those jump scares when the monster just nonchalantly move into the room and look at you like that after then tension has built up. Give me a panic like what do I do, is it gonna kill me? XD The 3rd is a nice laugh, and your "horror" when you realized that you liked the game is even funnier. XD
John I used to shitpost in your comments years ago but I just wanted to say I'm glad you're still keeping on with the channel. Been watching since like 2013 or something. I appreciate ya.
I LOVE Shudder! I've had it for a while now! And it's only $5! My man LOVES horror so this was perfect for him, and I enjoy it on occasion, too. This makes me happy they're sponsering you!
"Do you think he bugged out?"
*in the distance* "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
This made me laugh more than anything else today haha
WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?
Honestly, who in the Hell looks at a commercial like that and goes "yeah, I'm going to make a horror game out of that"
The best type of person clearly
Well appearently there are people like that as you see that this game exists
Someone justifiably horrified by Sprite cranberry
Fanta Fan
All about the meme my dude
You better watch out _You better watch out_ *_You better watch out_*
*YOU BETTER WATCH OUT*
Luke DeLeon I *just* found out about how to bold and italicize on RUclips and it makes me want to do it _all the time_ lol. I’m not being sarcastic!
@@cbearslife4950 how do you italicize? I know how to *bold* but not how to italicize...
_ this is how you italicize _
_this is how you italicize_
_use the underscores_
Jaeden Edwards
Jaeden Edwards haha what he said. If you use (-,-) -those you can strikeout too-. just the hyphens not the comma of course.
_Ｗａｎｎａ ｓｐｒｉｔｅ ｃｒａｎｂｅｒｒｙ ？_
*the answer is clear*
I want God and so should you!
*W anna a Lebron James* ?
*it’s the thirst, thirstiest time... of the year*
how much for 3 cans?
Seeing Lebron James Naruto running was ....something....
We live in a society.
Df Ghgg he’s the sprite cranbage
Uhhhhh something weird ?
I've not seen the video yet, but this got me so hyped
No cap
The timing in Location Withheld is phenomenal imo. How all the events seemed to have the perfect amount of buildup between the next. I also loved how insignificant the monster reveal was. It really made it super chilling how you looked therr one second and hes not there, but turn around the next and well there he is. Same goes for the sound design. Its subtle but flawless. Excelent short horror story. Would love to see it fleshed out into a full game.
I’m only using shudder because the buttons shudder when you hover over them.
What else would you use it for?
@@pidgon7465 bruh gimme a sprite cranberry
Seeing you get sponsored is so dope. I've been watching since 50k and man you have been KILLING it this year. Happy New Years John, thanks for the hours of entertainment.
hell yeah man. Glad to see john moving up.
@@humbertobuenrostro4440 Amen brother
TrappedJoel I started watching him from white day and dropsy, watched his past videos and since then I’ve been hooked. I like his humor and I like how he’s honest, also he’s very intelligent to me which is refreshing on this site💀
i watch since he is chubby ..
@@antioniaowens5105 what's with the skull emoji 💀
I would've never guessed that said MOMO it looked like it said MCMC
Donut Day's i thought it was meme
Donut Day's that’s exactly what I thought it said
No, John... nothing is better than Skinny
*n o t h i n g*
Sprite cranberry is
@@urielndiaz *It's the skin-skinniest time...of the year*
Sorry
*Skinny Rabbit Grandpa*
Fiona 1992 was a presequel to shrek
Remember this, guys:
Whatever you do...
*NOT CALL MOMO*
Me want call Momo! 😂
Guys is dead
Momo isn't real anymore
Upset you didn’t complete the thirstiest time of the year
John is right I think everyone should watch Heathers
i got exposed to it when i was sixteen and wanted a boyfriend like JD so i could kill him within justice-- in hindsight it was me being #edgy, but still, a super good film i agree !!
I was legit about to comment that! Amazing movie!
Bling Bling It’s on Netflix, it’s pretty good in my opinion
I love that movie so muchhh
That movie is AMAZING
If I can't call Momo, I'll call Jon Wolf instead.
You spelled his name wrong. It's Jean Wolve.
MetallicCougar it’s actually Jonn Wulff.
no no, its jone wohlf
Nice try guys it's joan woof, for real
@@zayku3192 * Johanna Wolvis
whoever made that lebron james game is dead ass wrong for that lmaooo
JOHN YOU NEED TO FIND THAT BIG CHUNGUS DOWNLOAD PLEASE
The link for the game works now if you wanna check it out.
pgdevs.itch.io/big-chungus-horror-night
Lebron offers a sprite cranberry to big chungus then they both fuck Momo
I was looking forward to it the whole day yesterday, glad the video is out now. Thank you, John!
PS.: Damn, I wanted to get the Big Chungus...
Sup with that name :^/. Chungus sounds like my mushroom pet.
@@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 Big Fungus
@@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 ask Jim Sterling what a Big Chungus is.
I really enjoy John's sponsored videos just because his like... his way of advertising the thing he's sponsored by is not unreal - it's very realistic, this is what it is, this is what you get - no bs about it. Plus John's getting paid - always a good thing ouo!
Simi GAME I’m so happy people like you exist who don’t get down on youtubers who have sponsors. Jon (😉) does it with sincerity and it feels very real. Personally I feel the same way with Cinnemassacres sponsored segments, although they do it much differently, you see them doing it with the sense that it’s not what’s motivating them, it’s not what’s driving them to have sponsors.
Eh, I kinda like it when some creators get creative with theirs and do skits, like Danny Gonzalez. Not long ones of course.
@@ArtisticallySpoken I'd have to see some of those to form an opinion! But it sounds like those could definitely be fun/cute to see.
Finally a RUclipsr sponsors something I could actually get behind
Sprite Cranberry?
(Shudders) •w•
*"I fear no man.."*
*Sees a Sprite Cranberry*
*"But that thing.."* *"It scares me.."*
Man, I just love Jon Wolf
*Points gun toward himself"
John: Pull trigger?
*Pulls trigger*
*Click*
John: Okay, so it's not loaded.
xD
Sprite cranberry???
THE ANSWER IS CLEARRRR...
no.
Strange Gourmet :0 available at target
"Please spell my name right." ~ Johnny Woof
I always find it a bit depressing the way the artists responsible for creating stuff that "wins" the meme lottery rarely get any credit for what they've created, it's like Izumi Kato's _Untitled (2004)_ sculpture all over again. If you haven't already had the pleasure of seeing Keisuke Aisawa's stuff ("momo" is actually called a sculpture called Ubume) you should definitely google her.
28:09 Unbelieveable. John Wolfe, a fearless, stone-face, legendary horror game player...
Scared by cranberries
I actually feel happy when I see john have a sponsor, no other youtuber out there that i turn off ad block for.
I feel compelled to comment and interact more knowing how the interaction on your videos can help. So, thanks John! I hope you had a good holiday/new year.
Hey JohnWolfe when's *Thirstiest Time of The Year* part two?
I think he's holding out on us. Gather the guys
I hate to disappoint, but the game ends when he reaches the gas station : (
@@israelcamacho1425 yea but he never made it.
Since it's almost Christmas Eve, I just had to revisit John's playthrough of "Thirstiest Time of the Year". 😊
Imagine you're home alone by yourself and somebody keeps knocking on the door and you going to answer the door and you see some weird person standing there and saying WANA SPRIT CRAMBERRY
He better make a whole gameplay of Thirstiest Time Of The Year
It's extremely short. All he has to do is run out the house, towards the left and it's over.
That Sprite Cranberry game has me dying laughing especially at 27:56 omg. Thanks for making that play-through so fun!
Good on you for getting sponsored!! Proud of you!
im disappointed that the first jumpscare actually scared me :,>
Your not alone, elmo's got yo back bro
Nah, skeledoot got spooked too lol
Every one of Momo's jumpscares got me. I also got flashbacks to the nightmare I had of her a while back. I'm preparing for more now.
@@Roadent1241 that's food, your not scared of a sculptor anymore😊
TitanFall _Elmo Momo is a type of food? I know she's a sculpture but that didn't stop the nightmare...!
Hey John, I've been watching ur content throughout a lot of stages in my life, after failing my baccalaureate, after succeeding with it, before going to university, from Italy, and after going to university at night. You and MrKravin have been my go-to youtubers in the past few years, whether it was that I was lonely or just wanted to chill. Big thumbs up, I hope you keep making content for the next decade.
I think Location Withheld has a lot more endings given there's a lot left unsolved. Kravin played this and got a different ending in which his character shot himself.
Game 1: The best Momo game he's played, which is saying next to nothing.
Game 2: Interesting concept with a nice mystery solving aspect.
Game 3: My favorite one for the wrong reason. XD
I love it when John makes these videos!
I just realised that some of my days wouldn't be complete without your films, thank you for your work John and keep it up, you're fantastic!
When will he be sponsored by WIX and Skillshare hmmm
It's only a mather of time before the corporate shells keep John hostage and keeps Sally face hidden from us...
Maybe that's why he hasn't posted episode five yet! They're making him hold out on us
Hi! I love One Piece aswell!!! I like your profile picture and name!
Was he already sponsored by dollar shave club?
Best fiends
John before sprite cranberry: "This would have been perfect for my 3 random christmas horror game"
John after sprite cranberry: Fanta orange? That's the best one...
Never been so scared of LeBron James in my life. 😂
Crossing fingers that you'll be playing Pamali! That said, I'm glad you're getting traction well-deserved! Bad games can be fun, but hoping new year brings some memorable games too, I can count the good games for 2018 with my fingers, it's been a dry year.
"Thirsty time of the year"
Me: W A N n A s P R i t E C r A N B r R y ¡ ¿ ¡
Hears him say it: NOOO! I WAS JOKING! 😂😂
That Momo crawling in the beginning actually scared the shit out of me and anxiety hit me like a sledgehammer smashing a 1 millimeter of glass.
That Lebron James game was surprisingly more tense than a lot of games you've played in these vids lmfao. That's saying something.
Happy New Year and it is really nice to see you finally got a cool sponsor!
Let us have even more fun together in the Year 2019!
John Wolfe All The Way Man!
Thanks for the Awesome video I hope you have a wonderful day
binging your videos is helping me through withdrawal right now, and hearing you say the words Big Chungus single-handedly fought off my MDD
The second game had John turn to a mathmetition
Mathemtician*
I like how you aren't supposed to call momo at 3 am yet it is daytime
Dude that second game was creepy good I loved it.
Love the 3 random horror games John. Thanks for making them.
NOT CALL MOMO!
Just signed up for Shudder! God damn you and your smooth sales pitch! Happy new year my man 🎉
S P R I T E C R A N B E R R Y
Hey congrats on the sponsorship
I love horror and whatnot (I’m here after all) so I think I might actually pick this up. Thanks!
I'll be hearing 'want a Sprite Craneberry?' in my nightmares now.
I am so happy that you are getting more and more different sponsors !!!! You are making great content John, keep up the good work :) Happy new year !
This is probably their best ad ever 😂😂😁😁 amazing John
Shalom, John! I hope you do more of these "3+ games" in one video again. Haha, you have no idea how addicted I am.
Hope you know John is not the religious type
@@ringer1324 yes. I still watch these videos.
this is random but i would honestly buy a alarm clock that screams *hey guys, its john*
As always very entertaining. You make even really bad games so much better with your commentary. Game suggestion: Reveal the Deep. Just bought it on STEAM for less than a buck and it was great. Would love to see your take on it! Have a great new year’s!!
Hey JonWolf
- you did to your self.
K..?
TitanFall _Elmo, I think he was referring to when John explained how he was being sponsored by Shutter and exclaimed that he hoped his fans knew how to correctly spell his name. (for the promo code.)The joke is that the fella above misspelled it on purpose.
@@tomasramirez2914 When you don't get the joke, lmao.
I was literally looking into Shudder today, but didn't wanna sign up just for seven days worth of a free trial. But thirty days...? Heck yeah dude. Thanks John.
Entertaining videos as always, much appreciated! Short opinion on the games...
#01...
Well, complete garbage. Not much else to say.
#02...
Really liked that one. Short yet effective. Creepy files plus silent office equals good atmosphere.
I also liked the monster, there is just something really freaky about a tall thing like that suddenly
lurking behind you, giving vibes of being stalked at your workplace at night. Very decent.
#03...
Silly and not much else. It achieved exactly what it was going for, so there is that.
Agreed 100% on #2. The alarm clock going off to draw the player's attention away, and then just that subtle creepy sound to make you turn around and face the monster just standing there, was some great game design.
I can 100% agree with John. I've watched All Sham No Wow for quite some time, and I can agree that he has some good content.
So-I live in Lander Wyoming and when I heard that a game has acknowledged my town I kinda stared for a moment because that's the first time it's been acknowledged haha.
Hmm a shudder subscription might actually be worth it because I love thrillers, horrors, and mysteries
John, I never used to realize but I used to watch you when you played RE4 couple years ago
I only know about john for about a year. Tho been watching him religiously XD
I even got a comment from him saying that it was a 3 year old video when i left a comment on said 3 year old video XD it was pretty funny that he actualy reacted to it. I did not expect that to happen
😂😂😂I didn't know his old name was harshly critikal 😂😂
thank you john for 2018. ive been watching you since 2014 and it feels like yesterday i found your channel! 2019 will be your year John! ❤️
Rewatching this since it's Christmas time lol
Hi John, I love your videos.
BTW for Location Withheld, I don’t know if this will work or not, but if you try to type the numbers with the dots over them (8-1-3-1-3-2) or switch the numbers around into either the safe, telephone, or the computer you might get a different ending. Or maybe if you type the numbers that are on the broken VCR (1-0-1-0-9) into either one of those devices you also might get a different ending.
NOT CALL MOMO
I found this channel like 2 weeks ago, and have literally been binging on this series specifically! Thanks for the content, bro! Keep it coming!
Shalom, friends.
"remember how to spell my name please" How many people spell JOHN WOLFE wrong?! Also was born in 1992 lol
You watch Sham too!!! When I saw Momo in the thumbnail my first thought was "I remember when Sham played this game"! Sham has been one of my favourite youtubers since I was like... 13/14? I'm 20 now and have watched some of his series dozens of times. This is the first time I've heard another person I watch shout him out since his gmod days
As soon as I saw the title I knew 😂 I love Lahk’Bron Jah’mes
Been watching you since 2013, I distinctly remember watching STALKED, and been a fan ever since, albeit not active in the comments. I’m glad to see your sponsorship, upwards and onwards old friend!
not available in my country unfortunately
Same
@Oscar Yeager i guess shudder is only available for north america?
Just a heads up about my channel; if you need a new gamer in your life
Happy new year from Germany 🍀🎉❤️
Momo looks like a failed entry for SCP
More like something that shouldn't have been made to begin with
Nice, never know of Shudder until now, gonna check it out. Thanks for the promo code :)
I love the 2nd game! It's way scarier than those jump scares when the monster just nonchalantly move into the room and look at you like that after then tension has built up. Give me a panic like what do I do, is it gonna kill me? XD
The 3rd is a nice laugh, and your "horror" when you realized that you liked the game is even funnier. XD
jonwolf
John I used to shitpost in your comments years ago but I just wanted to say I'm glad you're still keeping on with the channel. Been watching since like 2013 or something. I appreciate ya.
OMG JOHNS SELLING OUT! GUYS WOULD HAVE NEVER SOLD OUT! #BRINGBACKGUYS
I had to fish this video out of my memory when i saw they had the same sprite cranberry commercials playing this year
Video start at 2:00
I LOVE Shudder! I've had it for a while now! And it's only $5! My man LOVES horror so this was perfect for him, and I enjoy it on occasion, too. This makes me happy they're sponsering you!
I wouldn't mind if you branched out into meme games a little.
Nooooooooo
They're garbage
Cherry Dragon They’re comedy gold lol, and some of them are actually well made
Thanks for making it a relevant sponsor and you didn't ham it up too much.
Just for that, I watched the ad AND paid attention.
Hey John, its Guys.
I remember seeing this video last year and now I'm watching it again on the same day as last year
John, please Play PAMALI indonesian horror game, the full version already release...
John Wolfe, I watched that movie and I was literally...wow! Because when you see the trailer, and then the movie........no words can explain!
John Wolf-E
AllShamNoWow is a cool guy. I'm glad other people actually pay attention to his channel- He deserves it.
Okay Jon Wolf, I won't misspell your name.... PROMISE!
I look forward to these videos every day!