"Toilet Key? What I'd say? I just said that. I promise I did not play this game before." Can't fault you. Throwing keys in the toilet is a trend that never ends!
Idk why but anytime I hear Christmas horror game, the first game that comes to mind is.... "the thirstiest time of the year" Lmao wanna Sprite cranberry?
I love the HQ Residential House. Not for gaming; I actually want the house. (I might have a problem. I habitually look at horror house games and start thinking "So much storage space! Such large bathrooms! Ooo an actual garage!")
Got to at least give credit to the last game, a horror game where you play as a good Santa is quite refreshing. Maybe if the concept was just about Santa trying to survive each house while delivering gifts, that could be very entertaining. Maybe even make the owners out as murderous psychopaths to avoid if you wake them up, there’s a lot of possibilities with this.
Sally: "How could they take him from me. I miss my little Billy" John: "Tell someone who cares Sally, I'm here for the scares". That's why we are here John. Merry Christmas everyone.
Maybe you're thinking of Night Ripper...? Quack! 🐥🔪 Same premise, with getting home a different way because police are blocking you... love that playthrough!
the 3rd game's ""humour"" somehow combines the mentality of a 50-y/o twitter verified author who nobody's heard of with a toddler-level incompetence at punchline delivery and structure.
No christmas horror game will beat the sprite cranberry masterpiece you played ... But seriously happy holidays all and thanks for the Christmas video john🤠
John, I just gotta say that today, the day before christmas, was terrible. I'm feeling tired physically and mentally, but this right here, the fact that you uploaded, made me smile to my ears. Thank you
I'm confused about the 3rd game, what does the guy do on the roof, what are those numbers that the protagonist keeps saying? Is there any reason for santa clause going insane?
For a game that went to the trouble of writing a whole embarrassing anti-PC poem, I was expecting it to try and have edgy "offensive" content, but it was just like... some butt jokes.
Ugh, its so disappointing seeing John at 697K subs. It's great how big he's grown but gosh, he deserves so much more!! I hope the New Year will bring more audience for you, John!
Well, this video helps a lot when youre stuck at work on christmas eve, and dont get off work until 7 am on christmas day, just to have to go back to sleep. It helps😂, thanks john, you brightened up my night.
No matter what your politics are you immediately become cringe when you're inserting them into your Christmas horror game lol The first game was really cute. Merry Christmas!
I always rewatch John's Christmas videos for the holidays to the point that it has become a tradition. Merry Christmas to anyone else doing the same thing!
I would kill for a Christmas horror game in a style reminiscent of Rankin & Bass-- you know, those stop motion Christmas specials? Capture that warm nostalgia and mix it with the horror of jerky stop motion. (Unfortunately, I don't know how to make games. I assume this idea would be very difficult.)
It's always fun to see John get into the spirit of these games, like the last one when the reindeer came down the chimney. Really taking the chance to fully roleplay as Santa. Love it.
The two things I love about this. John's adorably innocent move where he excitedly ran up to a prostitute thinking she was one of Santa's elves, and the main character who encountered a dead body and, instead of going to the cops who are like 5 feet outside, instead ventured further into the crime scene lol
I feel like John is the only grown up gamer on YT lol. I just can’t deal with the screaming and “hey guys” every 6 seconds. I really just enjoy John’s content. Even the horror games are calming lol. Great stuff man.
I like how they just leave the bodies there and just put tape in the entrance of the hallway, like, "Meh.....we'll bag the body up tomorrow or something........" Lol.
Just what I was wanting on Christmas Eve--John in an ugly Christmas sweater playing scary Santa/Christmas games... Merry Christmas, John; Merry Christmas everybody!
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“Is everything ok.... ociffer?”
🤣"Lol Ikr!"
xD
Ociffer: Are you high?
John: Am I what?
Ociffer: High.
John: Hello! =)
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю 🤣🤣🤣
I literally switched from RUclips on console to my phone just to find this comment
"Tell it someone who cares, Sally, I'm here for the scares"...I died :D
"You killed Santa. Merry Christmas."
I cracked up at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You filthy animal.”
“Why is the Gnome looks sexy?
Or trying to look sexy.
I’m not saying it looks sexy.”
Don’t deny it John it looks sexy and we all fell for it.
Gnomes aren't sexy.
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@@theuncalledfor Gnomes are sexy.
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"Toilet Key? What I'd say? I just said that. I promise I did not play this game before."
Can't fault you. Throwing keys in the toilet is a trend that never ends!
Time to throw them into the trash bin
🤣LOL Ikr...."🔑🚽"
John last week: "you dont chop chop me. I chop chop you!"
John this week: "you dont ho ho me. I ho ho you"
Reference to OJ. Wonder if anyone here knows xD
The real horror in that first game wasn't Santa Clause, it was the realness of that poor woman's situation.
thats sadly true
That's true
True man
Anyone else wondered if the protagonist is specifically a prostitute because Santa says "Ho ho ho"...?
Oh god........that IS sad! On Christmas Eve and you're all alone?! Geez...... T_T
"we're rooting for you Sally,
i take back everything i said.
You're a talented woman,
now lets get this bread."
straight BARS from john this christmas
Idk why but anytime I hear Christmas horror game, the first game that comes to mind is....
"the thirstiest time of the year"
Lmao wanna Sprite cranberry?
Well, it is the best of them after all.
Yesss
Man i remember that lmao
Yes lmaooo
i loved that one lmao
"You're not an elf! You have a different profession!" Is an amazing thing to say in most situations.
Clearly, Christmas is the scariest holiday of them all. The color red is everywhere!
Just like the blood of naughty children everywhere!
I guess you're right.
The green and white balances it out
Red means scary
@@randomguy7509 🤣lol ikr, "I was about to say that!"🌶️
I miss the short rants about fonts and advertisements i can't explain why it makes me smile everytime
"there's an elf over there" LMAOOO MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
That had me dying Lol
"The Clap of Santa's Asscheeks" Bro wow lol. I wasn't ready for that one and actually busted our laughing
I was crying. I fucking can't. It instantly destroyed me.
I saw these games on berleezys channel and it was still hilarious
it weeds out the 15 year old cringelords from the normal people.
@@chadthundercockmasterbaite2187 think your name fits pretty well
time stamp? hahahahha
I love the HQ Residential House. Not for gaming; I actually want the house. (I might have a problem. I habitually look at horror house games and start thinking "So much storage space! Such large bathrooms! Ooo an actual garage!")
Got to at least give credit to the last game, a horror game where you play as a good Santa is quite refreshing.
Maybe if the concept was just about Santa trying to survive each house while delivering gifts, that could be very entertaining. Maybe even make the owners out as murderous psychopaths to avoid if you wake them up, there’s a lot of possibilities with this.
Awesome idea
there's a game like that, forgot the title but it's a metal gear parody with santa. I know there's a Rage Quit of it.
"Everything okay... ᵒᶜᶜᶦᶠᵉʳ?"
“It was born, then it died! Funny.”
-John Wolfe 2020
Literally me
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю technically it’s literally everybody
I cant believe I feel so much sympathy for Sally within five mins of gameplay
Also feel very blessed that John's first instinct is to beat Santa shitless instead of hightailing it
"Everything okay Osifer?"
Ociffer*
He was going to say "ossoff for senate" but got cut officer.
Haha, yeees
@@LeonDOGE thx for the correction.
@@scoobydoom actually no, its a reference to a tiktok where a girl is drunk and says “yes ociffer”
Sally: "How could they take him from me. I miss my little Billy"
John: "Tell someone who cares Sally, I'm here for the scares". That's why we are here John. Merry Christmas everyone.
"I take back everything I said. You're a talented woman. Let's get this bread." xD
Maybe you're thinking of Night Ripper...? Quack! 🐥🔪
Same premise, with getting home a different way because police are blocking you... love that playthrough!
yeah and you do end up in the subway at one point
@@calcifer6142 yes! Thank u! 😁
@Aliceyeah, that's what he said, but it made me think of nightripper...
There was also the puppet combo game where you go on a "Christmas planet" where there was a rouge killer santa
@@ojmistaken so basically the developer is really inspired by puppet combo or straight ripped off their ideas
She might not be an elf but she’s still, “Santa’s little helper “.
Santa only "comes" once a year ya know lol
Little Santa's helper
Y’all just dumped a lifetime’s worth of realisation on me. The whole Santa story is probably a dirty marital joke.
Missed opportunity to name the title "4 CHRISTMAS HO HO HORROR GAMES".
Happy Holidays from us and a happy New Year!
The best Christmas gift ever, bad horror games played by the best horror game video game player.
"oh- i thought there was something fun in this game" that was a mood ( 9:24 )
I see you here all the time, Hi!
“Talk to someone who cares, I’m just here for the scares.”
John, you should put that on a T-shirt. I’d buy it.
Sally: Sees police. Sees dead body. Continues without bringing police to dead body.
I think it was implied he killed all the police
Kind of disappointed about the Crowbar not working on the evil Santa. Was expecting to be able to Gordon Freeman that evil Santa.
Dr. Kleiner would be proud
the 3rd game's ""humour"" somehow combines the mentality of a 50-y/o twitter verified author who nobody's heard of with a toddler-level incompetence at punchline delivery and structure.
Something about it feels distinctly like a Homestuck fan wrote it… I don’t mean that in a kind way at all 👁👁
"You sir, are now the hunted."
"...Where'd you go?"
Classic John.
The sass is real today I’m here for it.
@JSkopezz Then why are you here huh
First game was pretty cool. Had great visual style. The music was good. Overall, it had a good creepy Christmas vibe.
It was basically just Puppet Combo's Nightripper but with a festive twist.
This game is literally just the combination of the three puppetcombo games nightripper, day seven, and the planet of bloodthirsty Santa
John: “Everything alright OCIFFER?”
So i noticed you didn't say "Merry Christmas."
Were you holding out on us like The Grinch?
happy holidays!
hope that is a worthy substitute greeting! from a fellow Guys!
Hey guys, it's guys
I’m so happy you are still making comments
as soon as 'a politically correct world' and 'gender specific' came up, John's face just dropped. Don't blame him LOL
I love him sm especially when he was like “maybe santa’s just a dick” 💀
I totally understand him, i had the same reaction.
Lol, you know your ideology is bottom of the barrel stuff when even the Timore dev is crapping on it 😂
@@axldave9940 lol you know your ideology/ideals are shit when they line up with those of the Timore dev😂
@@clayhair exactly lmfao
Comedy peaked with “Hey, there’s an elf over there- OH.”
"I'm not sure how I feel about that beginning rhyme."
Yes, you do, John. We all saw it on your face, and I appreciate it. Thanks!
the premise of the timore dev game is so funny but like, not in the way they intended it lol
It has become a Christmas tradition to come back and watch this video around this time, and I’m OK with it
No christmas horror game will beat the sprite cranberry masterpiece you played ... But seriously happy holidays all and thanks for the Christmas video john🤠
John, I just gotta say that today, the day before christmas, was terrible. I'm feeling tired physically and mentally, but this right here, the fact that you uploaded, made me smile to my ears. Thank you
I'm confused about the 3rd game, what does the guy do on the roof, what are those numbers that the protagonist keeps saying? Is there any reason for santa clause going insane?
For a game that went to the trouble of writing a whole embarrassing anti-PC poem, I was expecting it to try and have edgy "offensive" content, but it was just like... some butt jokes.
Ugh, its so disappointing seeing John at 697K subs. It's great how big he's grown but gosh, he deserves so much more!! I hope the New Year will bring more audience for you, John!
I thought the same thing
This saved the day for me. Christmas with my family is the ultimate horror
Well, this video helps a lot when youre stuck at work on christmas eve, and dont get off work until 7 am on christmas day, just to have to go back to sleep. It helps😂, thanks john, you brightened up my night.
42:06 I expected John to say "It was born, and now it is gnome more!"
John looking for a way to act upon his urges to murder:
that timore dev game was trying to pull that edge factor in the beginning huh 🤔
What was edgy about it? It's pretty normal to reject woke PC nonsense.
@@axldave9940 Hard cope
The people who complain about political correctness are the most annoying types
Nobody cares
@@CrystalRose1111 Ain't that the f'ing truth.
@@AngeliqueStP its not
@@dirtfriendIt should be, screw woke BS.
I believe "Aaron" Is the Remy model from Mixamo if anyone was wondering
No matter what your politics are you immediately become cringe when you're inserting them into your Christmas horror game lol
The first game was really cute. Merry Christmas!
Finally, someone with a brain. Late response, but happy new year!!
what an embarrassing intro to that third game lmao god
edit: okay admittedly the clapping joke got me way harder than expected though
Yay!!! I’m so excited for this. Was hoping there’d be another one for this year. Thanks John, I hope you & Kimmy have a merry Christmas!
I’ve made it a tradition to watch all of John’s Christmas videos each year so here’s another one to add to the pile. Merry Christmas!
I always rewatch John's Christmas videos for the holidays to the point that it has become a tradition. Merry Christmas to anyone else doing the same thing!
Merry Christmas John!! I won't get to see my family this year for the first time, so this is definitely something I needed! You're the best dude!
In the same boat, but this makes it a lil better
I'm sorry you both won't be with family tomorrow but I hope you have a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. 🎄🎁☃️
The intro to Chimney Prowler had me cringing. Ohhh Timore dev, you were doing _so well..._
I’m assuming he was memeing. At least, I’m crossing my fingers that he was.
it felt purposefully tongue in cheek to me
Definitely felt memey.
I think that even if it was a parody - when people cant tell if it is or not, the parody is unsuccessful.
@@Nevershouteverfly Exactly.
John: *walks up on a dead body*
..... "Hi!"
John doesn't like cherries on his cookies? More to share! Blessed Yule, John!
I would kill for a Christmas horror game in a style reminiscent of Rankin & Bass-- you know, those stop motion Christmas specials? Capture that warm nostalgia and mix it with the horror of jerky stop motion.
(Unfortunately, I don't know how to make games. I assume this idea would be very difficult.)
That is a brilliant idea
It's always fun to see John get into the spirit of these games, like the last one when the reindeer came down the chimney. Really taking the chance to fully roleplay as Santa. Love it.
The two things I love about this. John's adorably innocent move where he excitedly ran up to a prostitute thinking she was one of Santa's elves, and the main character who encountered a dead body and, instead of going to the cops who are like 5 feet outside, instead ventured further into the crime scene lol
Hey, you're right! Christmas is tomorrow!
I feel like John is the only grown up gamer on YT lol. I just can’t deal with the screaming and “hey guys” every 6 seconds. I really just enjoy John’s content. Even the horror games are calming lol. Great stuff man.
John definitely is a breath of fresh here
Yeah, I can’t watch like any other people play horror games at this point lmao. Though ManlyBadassHero is also pretty good
Having a really hard time during the holidays. Thanks for the laugh, John.
What a Christmas treat! Hope you and yours have a great time together! Thanks for an awesome year John!
"Oh! You're not an elf!" it's a common mistake, John, don't sweat it!
I’m early yay. Happy holidays everyone!! ❄️☃️💙
35:38 You caught me red handed bruh. I was about to play New Horizons while listening to the video lol
I like how they just leave the bodies there and just put tape in the entrance of the hallway, like, "Meh.....we'll bag the body up tomorrow or something........" Lol.
Is it just me or does John look pretty cool with super short hair
Hi if anyone is looking at the comment i would just like to say have a Merry Christmas :D ✨😎
you too!
@@ilikemybackpack7931 :D
Merry Christmas 🎄♥
... you filthy animals. And a Happy New Year
A very Merry Christmas to you too.
Love the Xmas sweater! Merry Christmas! Thanks for the festive video!
i played the cabin game like 3 days ago. when i saw the title menu i just said “oh johns gonna love this one” (that game is pretty bad)
The intro of Slay Bells almost killed your holiday spirit 😂😂😄
Thanks John for taking the time to make some fun Christmas content. I love seeing your reaction to all of the game logic.
Sally: I better deliver Billy's Christmas present
Jack: BLASPHEMY
John seriously looks like a handsome hairy egg in this video. I love it
Just what I was wanting on Christmas Eve--John in an ugly Christmas sweater playing scary Santa/Christmas games... Merry Christmas, John; Merry Christmas everybody!
The "You don't Ho Ho me, I Ho Ho you!" bit is so good, hahaha
I'm working a 5am shift this Christmas day and this video definitely put me in the Christmas spirit. It was chill and humorous and just what I needed.
"Huh guess this street is blocked off, guess I'll tresspass on the train tracks."
Woohoo! Merry Christmas! I just stummled on it aa i wanted to watch something while trying to sleep.
I love that you do the Christmas specials. It really does make me feel all Christmasy. Thanks, John.
I have to second Johns recommendation of Silent Night Deadly Night 2, its a Christmas tradition in my house.
Sup John this was relaxing and calming thanks marry Christmas and hope you have uh great weekend !!!
The sass and sarcasm is making me laugh so much, thank you for that John
Merry Christmas John!!!!!
Edit: when that reindeer popped out of the chimney I lost my shit
Merry Christmas John
Christmas is saaaaaaaaved!
John: because Christmas is tomorrow!
Me: *confused in Australian*
I still watch ur goosebumps the game vids I have been watching u for 4 years still a legend I see
It's christmas right now in Australia so Merry Christmas to everyone!
Merry Christmas John. Hope you and your family are well.
Did "Planet of bloodthirsty Santa" even have an end, was it completed?
2:08 "Everything okay Occifer?"
those were fun games :) I hope you had a wonderful holiday John :)