GRANDPA - What If "Granny" Was A Really Bad Game
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- Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024
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Hey remember that Granny mobile horror game? What if it was just awful, broken trash? Let's find out. Thanks for watching!
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It's no wonder Granny is single and insane. Grandpa drove her crazy with his glitches, and phase abilities. Not to mention that arm, you must be a giant!
Lmao!
Ikr but how is she slendermans mom did she adopt him or what.
Peter Hibshman I do but only because markiplier played it oml
Well they got back together again!
Granny chapter 2, 3 comes out
The children became concerned after Grandpa began to phase halfway through the wall and just stare at them, firmly grasping his beloved rake.
Drake Silvos Firmly grasp it in your hand....
Don't you hate it when your Grandpa is wearing bathrobes and a cape while attacking you with a rake.
Low Budget Stand 😂😂
BEAUTIFUL POETRY
Yes it’s so annoying
Yes
Normally when my grandpa comes at me in a bathrobe and cape, it isn't to attack me with a rake..
You know, at least in Granny, things worked as intended. In this game, it's hard to determine what the developer even wanted to accomplish.
Tyrian3k And at least in Granny, it's free, has an actual plot, has 2 GENUINE endings, There's fair challenges, original assets (some were burrowed from Slenderina X, though that's most likely because it was made by the same guy.) AND it has a House layout that is almost very easy to remember.
@@abstractline4223There is ragdoll physics in granny then this rip off
Who else is hyped for Grandson?
They made house of slenderina that's granny's grandaughter
LameCube The grandson will chase you with a nerf gun, and if you get hit he’ll lock you in his bouncy castle.
LameCube I'm waiting for Great Grandma honestly
PhoofNScoops you guys need to wait for Great Aunt.
She’ll menacingly lay in bed attached to life support as you attempt to escape her cunningly designed death ward for the elderly
《Breaking News》Man voluntarily tortures himself by playing bad horror games.
In the other news; youtube mobile got another update but it still sucks ass.
"Your friendly neighbourhood Nazi" how bout no
Just a Banana but what will people with autism play now?
Madway
Madway like granny
Never bring a circular saw to a rake fight.
Or a gun apparently lol 4:39 I doubt the dude upstairs was a flashlight carrying security guard.
It's not even a circular saw. It's a concrete cut-off saw literally meant for cutting open sidewalks and roads for maintenance.
Fitting game title. Just like a grandpa, these kinds of games are getting really old.
JustAnotherDayInRUclips It's been a while since I've see in a comment truly deserving of a like🤔. You, my friend, have earned this one
damn that was actually most unexpected but very fitting. a comment befitting of another like XD
JustAnotherDayInRUclips your opinion. noone else's
horror games are getting old huh
Peter Hibshman what type?
your right this game makes granny look AAA
how dare you granny IS AAA
Haha, that made me laugh
quinton quill YEP LOL
John, how the hell did you NOT immediately know that you were supposed to use the circular saw, ahem, chainsaw, on the glass table with inexplicable lasers contraption?
Ruzhyo2000 ikr who doesn't know to do that first try? 😂😂
Your right he should have known that
ikr
8:36 I want this to be my ringtone
TheGamingBeaver Hi Beaver. What are you doing here? And yes, I want that as my ringtone too
TheGamingBeaver lol
I need it as my alarm, as soon as I hear that, no 5 more minutes, I would be in to much shock.
WHAT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? (Whoa, it looks like my favorite crazy gamer is also a critical viewer)
Hi!
Wow, when an iPhone game is better than a steam ripoff game, you know you did something horribly wrong
Chris Laurent It's also on android (I'm a triggered android user)
Landayly Granny or Grandpa?
Destiny 😘 ah okay then!
Also Granny is free to play while this is not 😂
Dark_Void 115 not to mention, it passes the time quite well honestly
What’s next uncle, aunt, second cousin?
Don't give them idea's.
I wouldn't be against a family pet dog 😂
My cat's pet dead sparrow. XD
Hot Cousin The Game
Your mom.
John is back to talking about the fonts, that's one of the reasons why we love the channel. :)
EDIT
Also Grandpa is dressed in his wizard costume. The rake must be a magic staff then...
I always thought it was Grandpa in his Gandalf cosplay..
@@mickeymousesserialkillerbr6933
He forgot the hat.
I kind of admire John for playing these crappy games for 20+ minutes straight. I would've given up as soon as the first through-the-door killing happened.
Then you're a little bitchboy.
I sense some homoeroticism in your comment, which I may or may not appreciate.
Natan Caetano I mean, i guess you couldn’t be a let’s player then
you're absolutely positively 100% correct
Well, if this game isn't crappy, the definitions of crappy have been updated.
Guess people have a thing now for crazy old folks lol.
fetishes .
Jesus, that high-pitched death noise gave me such a headache
Ah, it's been a minute since I seen John shaming a game trying to cash in on the success of another
xJasper Is this a hate comment or joke comment
ThomasSantiagoニジェール It's definitely not a hate comment
Ahhh.. You got me. XD
"Is he right outside? He sounds like he's right outside." *john walks out and gets stomped*
Well that solves that.
I sincerely love watching you play any and all horror games, John. Your genuine reactions to even the worst PC horror games have made me fall in love with your channel again and Again over the last last years... still miss your nickname HarshlyCriticial, but I digress. Love your work of all types, John, and even your deadpan-esque humor resonates with me. I've commented it before but please, PLEASE, never change your style and continue to be great. I'm sure you realize it, but your channel is a great source of entertainment and humor for so many. At times it is direct, but many others it is unintentionally humorous at time of recording.
You are severely underrated, but you bring great entertainment and humor to many whether you hear it directly from "us guys" or not.
Thanks again for your channel. Last few years as a fan I've been able to always count on you (along with your friends Kravin and Manly) for entertainment that keeps me sane after becoming a doctor and having my years of studying and hardwork robbed of me due to a bad car accident. As I've healed, your content kept me smiling in times of great hardship... so thank you sincerely for that. Love your channel. Never change you glorious and cynical bastard!
Wow this is asskissing on a whole new level.
This RUclipsr is waaay to underrated
he's great
Chill guys it's the developer alt account trying to roast him.
@Chaos of madness whats YOUR point with that cumment?
I'm still young apparently. When John shouted "he can walk through walls!" I expected to hear "disappear and fly! He was much more unique than the other guys"
Artist Zeo SAME here!!:)
Not sure how many people still remember the phantom.
He's here to play for me and you!
Artist Zeo he’s gonna catch em all cause he’s Danny Phantom
.m it was clear right then what he had to do! He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through! HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR *ME* AND *YOU!*
Damn my reflection is scarier than this 😂
Jessica Schlotterbeck Lmao this comment was so funny
Jessica Schlotterbeck that’s not saying much
Now ur going after Granny's husband XD
Grandpa can walk through walls and endlessly walk into a table downstairs 😐 wtf
No, Granny's husband is going after John.
GuyDoodles ik :/ I was talking about the part where the Grandpa was walking into that table 😑
The Solomon Ant Idk, maybe u can if chu try XD! believe in urself :') 😂😂😂
The Solomon Ant you can't walk through the wall like grandpa
Clone trooper He can if he tries XD
4:15 He literally dabbed you into submission.
Ha lol
Ha lol
Ha lol
Ha lol
@@IronPal this is the battle of gods.
Definitely not worth three dollars...
Depends for who, John and other RUclipsrs may get more than three dollars on revenue for this, by making people laugh at this disgrace. But if you are not an entertainer and just a regular player, yeah just go get a hamburger with those 3 dollars.
It wouldn’t be worth it even if it were free
To quote the famous philosopher Adam Jensen "I never asked for this". Also Grandpa's fashion sense of cape plus sandals is either awful or he's way ahead of his time...
*G R A N D P A S T O P U S I N G N O C L I P*
You are a champ for playing this without rocketing into space in a ship powered by your frustration
"Mum, can I download Granny?"
"We have Granny at home."
Granny at home:
John Wolfe is THE source for grandparent related horror.
I love your videos John one of the best people on here
XIIIMugenSoulXIII (Backup Channel) Toast, cereal and cornflakes are better.
You know a RUclipsr is damn good when Jesus himself approves of them.
Lol sorry if I spelled it wrong English isn't really my first language but thanks for agreeing with me I personally think he's seriously one of the best youtubers on the site/app
the real jesus Hi Jesus, see you when I’m dead
A Random Person 👌🏼
john's "WHIRRR" noise for the circle saw at 10:13 was too cute and the overlapping alert noise when he found you at 8:36 had me in tears
Simply terrifying.....ly bad.
10:11 I was dying, just John's saw noise impression and everything. Fantastic.
I'll create a origin story for this game.
A man, a very tall one, was concerned about his grandfather who start wearing medieval clothing and using "spells" to faze through walls. The grandson wanted to brought the grampa to a nursing home but the old man wasn't agreeing with this so he's chasing his grandson around.
Also,
If we find a dead officer it's because a neighbor called the cops and grampa went mad so he killed the officer.
If the man look at his hands it's because he's wondering why his hands are that big.
Why would you rip off Granny of All games?
Edit 1:36 found BatIM sound effect.
0:27 WHOSE MANS IS THIS
When I saw this in my sub box I couldn't do anything but laugh. Why do you do this John? Why did this ever have to be a thing?
edit: THREE DOLLARS WTF
"Does this closet make my butt look big?"
Your commentary was so funny(: I really enjoyed watching your reactions and your witty satire. Thank you for playing!
8:36 best audio cues ever
What if granny and grandpa comes together in one game that should be hell lot of fun.
I feel it should also be mentioned that the wardrobe and glass laser thing near the dead guard with the silver key are ripped from Amnesia. 10/10
Edit: Good lord there are so many ripped assets it's unreal
I busted out laughing when he grabbed you from behind a door LMAO... That cop is straight up from RESIDENT EVIL.
20:04
John: "Well guys, I beat grandpa..."
Poor _poor_ pappy.
OMG THIS IS SUCH A TERRIBLE GAME😂😂😂
The spiddy senses were wrong
0:56 wow you can see the excitement all over your face John! What a great game.
I love how in some games you walk crouching like it is completely natural, without much effort. I call them "crab people"
😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing please please make more I haven't laughed so much in years
Not nice
Me 2 😂😂😂
have you watched his other game plays of bad games? red lake was good .:D
Valeriane I'll check it out😁😁
Grandpa's attack animation just makes it look like he slaps you really hard. It doesn't seem like he's swinging a weapon at you.
In fact, when you first got hit without seeing him, I legit thought he had just slapped you down.
I love watching you play bad games ; you really are great at explaining why it's bad ... perhaps developers can get insight if they view it and care to improve ...
Im definitley part of the percentile that is "I didn't know I wanted this game"
This video was reallu fun! Loved all the cuts! Really added to the frustrating and confusing aspects of the game~
The detection audio ringer spasming out every time Grandpa sees him keeps making me die of laughter.
Hey when granny came out I just knew grandpa was coming....whats next great uncle??😂
11:55 Captured by Daft Punk singing Technologic remix Looooooool
This game is too funny...
LMBO! john you had me laughing the whole while xD this game was bad but ur commentary was to funny! I am a new sub as well (: glad to be part of ur team
This was a real treat, John. Thanks.
20:04 RUclipsr admits to physically assaulting old man
lol 😆 awesome video, John. The assets surprised me and it overall fails completely in comparison to Granny. But your hilarious commentary and witty "complaints" made it worth watching.💞💕😁
Oh man, John. I was having a real shit day, but you made it 100x better. Thank you for the laughs! & thank you for playing these horrible games so that we don't have to!
LOL @ that feather. This game is such a joke.
My favorite part of the game is when the exit button rolled away
It is my guilty pleasure to watch John play terrible horror games.
My gosh. I have to keep covering my speaker. That high pitch death sound drives my guinea pigs crazy.
19:01 look at Johns face 🐰😅
Too bad you didnt get to see the use of the syringe, I watched Bowlingotter play this and you could use the syringe to knock out the grandpa for a little bit and he just went flying across the room when they did, it was hilarious x)
8:30
You scared yet?
*BOOM*
Please be scared.
*BBOOM*
Are you
*BOOM*
Scared ye-
*B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B*
I love how entertainingly jank these games are.
Funniest video you've made this year! XD
Table explodes from a saw. Saw then immediately FAILS to attack the grandpa. Why the hell did you make the sound for the saw, like a band-aid on the situation??
I guess we could say that it's *Grappy*
grandpa is dressed like a spartan.. for some reason
You should play slendrina well at least one of the games of slendrina
1:35 Bendy jumpscare noise... Holy shit, this game makes Granny look great. At least she doesn't get stuck like this idiot carrying a rake does.
This game has better graphics than granny but other than that it's trash
better ??? did you see that feather at 10:40 its not good graphics
I’m now addicted to your videos
John, I thought you were OFFICIALLY done with Granny. John, are you lying to us John? Do you actually like Granny?
I dislike John! `I disliked!(No I didn't, your video so far, is actually really cool man, like always)
sgt Hale107 well uuh he said if there is no reason to play it, he wont play. But there is a big update u know
In the last Granny video, he said that he was NEVER GOING TO PLAY GRANNY EVER AGAIN! He said that he was OFFICIALLY done with it. You can't just say that, and then play the game again, anyways. Doesn't matter if there's "been a big update."
sgt Hale107 he said "IM OFFICIALY DONE WITH GRANNY! BECAUSE THERE IS NO REASON TO PLAY IT" but there is a reason now lel
MineatomTR GÖNÜLLÜLER Key word: OFFICIALLY. If you are OFFICIALLY done with a game, then you are not going to play it ever again, no matter what, for ANY reason, whatsoever.
11:34 Asset is Jill fro mixamo free character model and animations they actually have really interesting characters and I use that one when messing around with unreal projects
He roasted this game in the title lol
I love your sarcastic humor. Anytime I'm feeling down your videos always make me smile.
why do the door sounds remind me of rust.
This is officially the first game I've ever seen where a saw can be worn like a hat.
BOL OMG THIS GAME IS NOT BETTER THAN GRANDMA 😂😂😂😂
THATS TRU BUT I ENJOYED JOHN PLAYING IT😂
I'm just imagining a real life scenario where a crazy person kidnaps you, creates pointless rooms with keys strewn about and then just fucks with ya by acting like a bad ai. Now that is truly terrifying
The horror😱
I can hear the game developer saying ''John just doesn't get what a good game is.''
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JOHNS SO CLOSE TO 400k subscribers!!! IM SO EXCITED FOR HIM
granny was okay, for a free game good actually
but this is just garbage and its hilarious how you played it
2:40 I laughed out loud. John's reaction to glitchy games never ceases to entertain.
*ooohhhh it's that granny's husband???*
*blyatiful husband >u>*
damn. this game didn't even know what kind of game it wanted to be so it threw in a bit of every kind of horror game to see what might stick. and guess what? nothing stuck. for shame.
I don't think that somebody would want an updates for this awful game.
Like most of John's random horror vids, I come back almost monthly to laugh at the absurdity of this game.
Edit: damn I forgot how funny this is. When the audio ques are continually going off and the character keeps looking at his hands, I'm laughing so hard with tears streaming down my face.
Am I the only one who thinks that Wolfe is just a huge fan of Kubz scouts and plays every game that Jay plays in his "Random Games" series?!
Just me... okay..
This was hilarious, thanks fo putting yourself through this John
Are you crouching?
*Are you a Gnome?*
JOHN miss you so much :"D so sad I haven't watched your new videos because of my school assignments XD Love you John... you always made me happy :)
Is this the 2016 Ghostbusters of Granny?
6:38
I'm not ashamed to admit I laughed genuinely at that pun