Verge: Lost Chapter - Full Playthrough - Sigh

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @mynameisvibes
    @mynameisvibes 9 лет назад +491

    "My car broke down", later says that he reached his car and drove away. It's amazing how cars work.

    • @lofiafterdark9882
      @lofiafterdark9882 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milesupshur4179
      @milesupshur4179 2 года назад +5

      Just got out of a psychiatric hospital and is set up in a nice cabin in the woods with a plot of land too

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 2 года назад +11

      What, you mean you *don't* have a magical car that somehow repairs itself, regardless of what is wrong with it, as long as you leave it sitting for long enough?

    • @wasfapuk
      @wasfapuk 2 года назад +4

      Fear is the new gasoline 😄😅

    • @kammyallen6881
      @kammyallen6881 Год назад

      I never realized that 😂😂

  • @MonicasBeautyWorld
    @MonicasBeautyWorld 9 лет назад +590

    You have to admit that this is a pretty good loading screen simulator!

  • @ExlerOne
    @ExlerOne 9 лет назад +384

    That's not a flashlight John, that is clearly the world's thickest laser pointer

    • @Kinnakeeter
      @Kinnakeeter 3 года назад +6

      Even the flashlights on cellphones have better lighting

  • @KyllingThyme
    @KyllingThyme 9 лет назад +321

    Actually, staying in the car would be a 100 times better option than to wander around looking for "shelter". Damn it, generic horror game excuses...

    • @kingsnothere8075
      @kingsnothere8075 5 лет назад +34

      At least he diddnt run into the woods, trip on a root, break a bone and get murdered in the first 5 minutes like all the other generic horror stories

    • @plantemor
      @plantemor 2 года назад +10

      It would actually be kinda cool to have a horror game where the premise is a broken car in the middle of nowhere. Your car is technically the safest place, but in order to call for help, you're forced to walk around to find a signal.
      Wildlife could be a potential enemy, as well as the weather. Maybe you have a physical disability, diabetic or similar, which urges you to go out and find a signal, but the further you go, the more dangerous it becomes. If the game takes place during winter, you need to stay close to your car if it storms, because else you won't be able to use your footprints to find your way back to the car.
      Maybe you even end up finding a run down gasstation or similar and look for equipment that can potentially help you fix your car.
      There can be several different endings. Bad endings where you die for whatever reason and good endings where you either fix your car yourself or succeed in guiding help toward your location. Among the things you need to do to get this ending, will be to go exploring until you find a state park map or similar, where you discover your location and later you get through to 911 om the phone, you can relay your coordinates and get thar ending.
      There are so many possibilities to make a low key atmospheric survival horror game with this premise. Rationing food you brought with you in the car, being forced to think creatively to stay warm (in case it's set in a cold climate), fending off wild life etc. I dunno. I just see so many possibilities to make a sincerely good game out of a very simple premise. Bonus points on the stakes if you have someon3 else in the car with you, like a kid or a dog of some other living being who is dependent on your for survival. Will make the choice on whether or not to leave the car extra scary. There will be consequences to leaving the child/dog/other behind and there will be consequences to bringing them with you when you go on explorations.
      :D

    • @fatimafernandez8376
      @fatimafernandez8376 2 года назад +1

      @@plantemor i need this game 🤩

  • @CitizenKanevideos
    @CitizenKanevideos 9 лет назад +453

    Gettin' some real mileage out of that refund money, huh John?
    God bless Steam refunds.

    • @rebecca537
      @rebecca537 3 года назад +3

      I wish nintendo eshop had something like it 😔

  • @Noversoft
    @Noversoft 9 лет назад +157

    "Hey dude I need to write some ominous notes do you know where the paper is?"
    "Nah dude just write it on the wall who cares."

  • @vixen_b4925
    @vixen_b4925 9 лет назад +491

    2:21 "But during the trip the car broke down" / 26:21 "I reached my car and drove as fast as I could"
    Did the magical mechanic fairies come to fix the car while he was gone?

    • @SaraJazz
      @SaraJazz 9 лет назад +51

      +Vixen_B I thought exactly the same. Makes no sense at all.

    • @uncleball78
      @uncleball78 9 лет назад +129

      +Vixen_B
      "Oh, you have to turn the key to starts the engine!"

    • @eliotcrooks3940
      @eliotcrooks3940 7 лет назад +34

      Hi everyone. I actually fixed the truck. So, just thought I'd clarify.

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 7 лет назад +21

      Eliot Crooks Ooohhhh, now the game makes sense! Thanks!

    • @VVVU2x
      @VVVU2x 6 лет назад +9

      @@eliotcrooks3940 so you fixed some guy's truck while he was in a haunted house place???????

  • @ImpromptuLeapfrog
    @ImpromptuLeapfrog 9 лет назад +145

    "What? Are you crying? Who's crying? Is it my character!?"
    No, John. It's you.

  • @LizzthegeEKofDOOM
    @LizzthegeEKofDOOM 9 лет назад +94

    "My car broke down so I had to look for shelter."
    *20 minutes of walking around*
    "I got in my car and drove away."
    ...This game has killed me. I'm dead inside forever now. I can't live peacefully in a world where this happens. ;-;

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @polterboo3515
    @polterboo3515 8 лет назад +122

    funny how Outlast, an asylum game with an extensive map and huge areas, had less loading screens than this and still managed to run pretty well

    • @pikaforce64
      @pikaforce64 8 лет назад +12

      Polter Boo also was arguably a much better game than this shit.

    • @hi7535
      @hi7535 5 лет назад +52

      @@pikaforce64 "arguably" What argument could someone possibly make?

    • @dmin5782
      @dmin5782 4 года назад +17

      @@pikaforce64 More like factually.

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight 4 года назад +16

      @@pikaforce64 Arguably? No Outlast was objectively a better game

    • @JG-ce3pu
      @JG-ce3pu 3 года назад +6

      @@pikaforce64 Understatement of the decade.

  • @ExlerOne
    @ExlerOne 9 лет назад +184

    Well, the beginning of the game sucked, but it really gets a lot better after 29:32

    • @Duskofoolacile420
      @Duskofoolacile420 3 года назад +9

      Lmao I was so confused until I realized it’s the end of the video

  • @elementaryabuse-chan5763
    @elementaryabuse-chan5763 9 лет назад +217

    All aboard the Refund Train!

    • @tracedoyle2920
      @tracedoyle2920 9 лет назад +36

      Choo choo

    • @sarahhauser4380
      @sarahhauser4380 9 лет назад +19

      That reminded me of game grump's Steam Train intro / theme song. Except modified.
      We bought these crappy games!
      Better go refund them all.
      So all aboard the refund train!
      (Choo Choo!)

  • @haleybradley12
    @haleybradley12 9 лет назад +142

    That monster lady looked like she was trying to teach you some dance moves...

    • @louderthenvisual
      @louderthenvisual 9 лет назад +19

      Yes! She was clapping her hands and everything XD

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 9 лет назад +1

      +Haley Hill
      *teach

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 9 лет назад +1

      +pepper Mill really? Correcting a typo, are we?

    • @haleybradley12
      @haleybradley12 9 лет назад +8

      +pepper Mill Thank you, I appreciate you trying to help, but I don't think people mind too much. I fixed it regardless. Thanks though.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 9 лет назад +1

      Haley Hill you're...welcome.

  • @CelticGuardian7
    @CelticGuardian7 8 лет назад +73

    Just gifted this to my friend today to blindstream, and needless to say, a LOT of his reactions mirrored yours. The "best" part? If you take the split path to the center doorway (where there's the left door you went into and the right door that's locked), you skip right to the "got hit over head, wound up in asylum" part of the story. Yeah, you heard me. You can literally skip the entire maze (which, by the by, happens to have an empty, pointless shack somewhere in it) by picking a different door. Better hope you're lucky!

  • @phoofnscoops6778
    @phoofnscoops6778 9 лет назад +103

    24:20 Johns soul can be seen leaving his body

    • @projectOMA
      @projectOMA 6 лет назад +12

      PhoofNScoops - i think these horrible games finally stole John's soul long ago. I'm amazed he hasn't lost his will to live from just the garbage the My Bones creator alone has churned out. RIP John's Soul & Will to Live.

  • @jmadavenger4313
    @jmadavenger4313 9 лет назад +115

    judging by the menu screen there is no possible way this could be a scary game, everyone knows you need to have red in the menu screen for it to be scary. Wow and people gave it a good review WITHOUT red I am ashamed of this world now.

  • @captainkarenobvious3087
    @captainkarenobvious3087 9 лет назад +57

    Verge drinking game. Every time you see a loading screen take a shot.

    • @italianinsanity397
      @italianinsanity397 3 года назад +1

      maybe then the game whould be enjoyable? while drunk i mean, though two games for the price of 1 (and a refund) also sounds good

  • @FancyHat
    @FancyHat 9 лет назад +66

    The maze was mean't to pad it so it would take you 2 hours to beat and be unrefundable!

  • @TheScaryOne845
    @TheScaryOne845 9 лет назад +52

    I think John deserves a sympathy card from each of us for making him go through the pain of playing these terrible one-shots. You can see the pain in his eyes! It's tearing him apart!

  • @iamnofreaknhero
    @iamnofreaknhero 9 лет назад +39

    Games like this are true horror. The constant loading screens, repetitive mazes, unskipable texts, the treacherous key hunts. It's a test of patience, endurance and true sanity.

  • @Lynxamanjaro
    @Lynxamanjaro 9 лет назад +186

    There was literally nothing I found enjoying or interesting in this game, but your videos on these awful games are so very enjoyable though. What is your secret?

    • @Infeci
      @Infeci 9 лет назад +91

      +Lynxamanjaro You can only experience so much shit before your eyes glaze over and you're totally jaded.
      Video games are Johns Vietnam. He has seen so much death and destruction and total disregard for humanity through his years of gaming. He's a hardened veteran now. A snarky veteran.

    • @Thijnodude
      @Thijnodude 9 лет назад +17

      +Anxiolytic Great analogy

    • @Infeci
      @Infeci 9 лет назад +9

      Thijnodude
      Thank ya.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 6 лет назад +12

      Hes not all screamy and genital jokes as mark

    • @nomotivay
      @nomotivay 6 лет назад +11

      sarcasm and snarky remarks , that's the secret

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 9 лет назад +57

    I feel so sorry for John's refund money. It keeps ending up in the hands of shitty game developers.

    • @ExlerOne
      @ExlerOne 9 лет назад +8

      I wonder if the refund train will ever stop

    • @SomaticApparition
      @SomaticApparition 9 лет назад +14

      +Mr Madness No, it just gets dangled in front of them, and then John snaps it back up again to buy another shitty game.

  • @starryshark
    @starryshark 8 лет назад +71

    Wait....didn't the car break down in the beginning? How the did they drive away as fast as they could in a car that doesn't even work? lol

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 лет назад +47

      they got away as fast as they could push the car.

    • @lawrencewidemouth
      @lawrencewidemouth 5 лет назад +8

      starryshark he forgot How to turn the key for the engine

  • @_FVLL_
    @_FVLL_ 8 лет назад +52

    Well damn. Now I WANT a horror game with Yolandi and Ninja.

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  8 лет назад +26

      Did you hear the news that the band broke up this past week? Pretty upsetting

    • @_FVLL_
      @_FVLL_ 8 лет назад +27

      No, no, no they didn't. Yolandi posted an explaination on her instagram - the interviewer misinterpreted what they were saying and posted false information which led fans to spread this rumor. So no worries :D

    • @Maxwaffle3527
      @Maxwaffle3527 2 года назад

      @@_FVLL_ yes they did

  • @millierae8432
    @millierae8432 8 лет назад +22

    my favorite thing about this game is the fact that on the title screen in the bottom left it says "thanks for the english"

  • @timursoares9141
    @timursoares9141 9 лет назад +58

    New series: Refund Train

    • @PossessiveK
      @PossessiveK 6 лет назад +2

      Tim Sacrey this needs to be a playlist 😂

  • @CybermutT713
    @CybermutT713 8 месяцев назад +2

    Hello from 2024! I love coming back to watch videos from the HarshlyCritical days. Whether you're ripping apart sorry excuses of horror games, reviewing Goosebumps, or debunking ghosts from TikTok, yours will always be my favorite channel on RUclips.

  • @GrayveRoseMusic
    @GrayveRoseMusic 8 лет назад +21

    The lad bought assets that happened to have "CMS-12" written on the side of the asset, so to try and justify using the asset he took the name off it and used it as part of his story; I'm guessing ha.

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous 9 лет назад +29

    I can't believe John was able to read that shit on the wall
    Got any special plans for Halloween?

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  9 лет назад +29

      +Space Jew I do indeed! It's probably my most ambitious project to date. (e.g. is not a Let's Play)

    • @raccoononymous
      @raccoononymous 9 лет назад +4

      HarshlyCritical
      Not a Let's Play?! Intriguing

  • @depth4676
    @depth4676 9 лет назад +9

    Verge : The Lost Chapter had the most compelling and unique story out of any game I've ever played or watched. The diversity in the 5 map models was astounding; I was completely immersed and on the edge of my seat through it all... Truly a masterpiece.

  • @kamiyahkennedy1125
    @kamiyahkennedy1125 8 лет назад +11

    I've heard "Do you like my pretty face." multiple times in separate games.

  • @KevinStanislawski
    @KevinStanislawski 9 лет назад +37

    That "jump" though xD

    • @nullfather7872
      @nullfather7872 9 лет назад +13

      +Kevin Stanislawski He was so startled that something was actually happening instead of just having to walk through a bunch of mediocre backgrounds.

  • @plastic_god7294
    @plastic_god7294 3 года назад +3

    Still come back and watch these gold videos, thanks for the memories john!

  • @shandnaburroughs1407
    @shandnaburroughs1407 6 лет назад +12

    If the environment fails to scare your audience, have the game's protagonist remind the player that they should be scared.

  • @Spazzomatico
    @Spazzomatico 9 лет назад +17

    Your crabbiness always cracks me up.

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 5 лет назад +5

    The fact that John thought that sounded like Yolandi as soon as it popped in to my head amazes me.

  • @Somescrub
    @Somescrub 9 лет назад +6

    Seems the staff was short on paper, so they wrote all their memos on the walls with chalk. Everyone knows that chalk is the most convenient way to get your workers up to date.

  • @Gitami
    @Gitami 9 лет назад +52

    Steam would lose out on data transfer of these refund games. Perhaps they'll institute some new quality requirement for new games or change the payment system that require developers to deposit some money.
    I nominate the playlist title to be Refund Train.

    • @TakeHomeTheCup
      @TakeHomeTheCup 9 лет назад +4

      The 100$ they pay go to charity.

    • @Legionthecomrade
      @Legionthecomrade 9 лет назад +2

      +Gitami Or they'll just remove refunds :c I can see them doing that.

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 6 лет назад +1

      Steam is still refusing to curate their storefront so they are still basically being associated with garbage. Greenlight should have been a step on the road to recovery but it turns out it was basically pointless by now.

  • @JadeTokier
    @JadeTokier 9 лет назад

    You are definitely my favorite youtuber. I have two extremely difficult midterms this week that I've been stressing about and these awful, hilarious one-shots really make my day. Thanks John!

  • @Buhnana-san
    @Buhnana-san 9 лет назад +20

    Is the opening font the same as used for Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
    The "B" is what really convinced me.

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  9 лет назад +20

      +BenMaidenTheWolf I was trying to identify it because it looked familiar. I think you're right, it's some knockoff Buffy typeface.

    • @Buhnana-san
      @Buhnana-san 9 лет назад +2

      +HarshlyCritical yeah, I figured it was. And with your expertise in typefaces, I thought you'd be interested, as well as give me a second opinion.
      Also, this was a nice one-shot. And I'm also loving Dropsy, it's really a great playthrough. I can't wait to see more of it!

    • @BelfryBatBones
      @BelfryBatBones 5 лет назад +2

      I know this is years later but I’m sifting through some of John’s backlog, glad someone else caught this. Was specifically looking for this comment

  • @ThatOneShyguyVideos
    @ThatOneShyguyVideos 8 лет назад +33

    According to youtube, I just watched you play five nights at freddy's.

  • @Melanchly
    @Melanchly 9 лет назад +5

    Glad you put out one of these, gives me some nostalgia cause its been a while

  • @slickralsgaming7513
    @slickralsgaming7513 2 года назад +2

    Watching John get pissed off at bad horror games will always be my hot cup of tea on a Saturday morning in the winter months.

  • @ADoveYes
    @ADoveYes 6 лет назад +2

    Don't mind me. Just passing through watching John's Bad Horror Games playlist. This game is: Better yet should have stayed a lost chapter.

  • @RedSiren333
    @RedSiren333 9 лет назад +28

    Isn't the refund rule that you can get a refund if you have played for less than two hours? Maybe they were desperately trying to make the game longer without making any actual games play because they knew their game was awful but they want to keep the money. That was my first thought at least. Or they are just terrible at game design/coding.
    Also, game developers, I've been employed as an editor for several years now and have quite the portfolio. Cough, cough. Please, for the love of proper English, hire proofreaders! And as a general rule of thumb if you want to make decent content run everything through at least two different people to catch as many errors as possible. Put some sort of effort into your games at least.

  • @DJonae
    @DJonae 9 лет назад +8

    Watching you play horrible indie horror games is funnier than watching actual youtube comedy skits lol

  • @xxfluffypunkxx
    @xxfluffypunkxx 9 лет назад +12

    This was so much fun thank you John.

  • @kenspiracy2792
    @kenspiracy2792 9 лет назад +11

    That was a "sigh" of terror, no doubt.
    #icanteven

  • @nikkilynn420
    @nikkilynn420 9 лет назад +13

    22:19 by why are there two different typefaces for the ellipses ??????????

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  9 лет назад +8

      +Nikki Lynn I didn't notice that, but now it really bothers me. Good eye!

    • @nikkilynn420
      @nikkilynn420 9 лет назад +2

      HarshlyCritical It bothers me a lot too haha. Thanks!

  • @Spawn1667
    @Spawn1667 9 лет назад +3

    Knowing that you're a Die Antwoord fan makes me happy. Go you, John.

  • @glenwicks4976
    @glenwicks4976 3 года назад +1

    You probably didn't know this John, but after this guy was released from Dead Creek, he became a construction worker.
    "I hope I'll find building."

  • @dylanbeauchamp9505
    @dylanbeauchamp9505 9 лет назад +1

    I love the lines that had one word on them. The way you read them made me laugh so hard.

  • @ernestsstroinovs5692
    @ernestsstroinovs5692 9 лет назад +4

    Saw the thumbnail. Best thumbnail ever. Was just in time. 666th like. Everything's amazing.

  • @BexTheBoo388
    @BexTheBoo388 7 лет назад +1

    I actually liked how the outdoors looked in the beginning and near the end. The sepia tones were pretty to me and I actually liked the rain animation. All of these things were probably stock and the only reason I liked them was because I hadn't seen them used before haha but I'm sure they have been.

  • @ironclad6471
    @ironclad6471 9 лет назад +1

    I like how it tells you through text "something hit you on the head". The creator couldn't be bothered with even the bare minimum of just adding a little "thump" sound and having the screen go suddenly black.

  • @alicehead3511
    @alicehead3511 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for your Bad Horror Game list. It makes me smile and laugh. Love your sarcasm. 12:17 LOL

  • @SammyRondeauFails
    @SammyRondeauFails 9 лет назад +3

    Did anyone else notice that the car 'broke down' but when he left at the end, he got in and drove off... but how, the car had 'broken down' unless I missed something. Then again I had sort of given up the will to live by the end of this game so I might of just been in a coma at that point.

  • @Lanedude08
    @Lanedude08 9 лет назад +9

    Lowest Hanging Fruit: The Game

  • @nichetales97
    @nichetales97 9 лет назад +2

    Everytime it says "Subject 696" it reminds me of "experiment 626" which is Stitch from Lilo and Stitch...

  • @HeadcrabPie
    @HeadcrabPie 9 лет назад +2

    These kinds of games are perfect to watch when you're a bit drunk on a Sunday night. Fantastically entertaining. A+

  • @HerewegoChris
    @HerewegoChris 9 лет назад +3

    Yeah this was definitely a depressing experience going from SOMA to an adopted version of my bones.

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 6 лет назад +2

    lol I clicked on it for the "sigh". My expectations have been met. 😆 This game hahahaha Awesome video, John. Ty for putting up with it.

  • @albatrossthedragon
    @albatrossthedragon 8 лет назад +1

    I like how in the start your car breaks down but in the end your car is magically fixed. Anyone else catch that?

  • @tzokke
    @tzokke 9 лет назад +7

    For a second there I thought this might be that new jeff the killer game and I was getting worried. I have not drank nearly enough to prepare for that shitshow.

  • @Sobernic1982
    @Sobernic1982 6 месяцев назад +2

    This dude is like the Uwe Boll of game development.........

  • @lullabysorrow5746
    @lullabysorrow5746 7 лет назад +7

    This is the best game in the universe! x infinity ! This game inspired me to be a loading screen when i grow up

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 9 лет назад +3

    Though I gotta say, this flashlight is a very good rendition of one with a deep textured reflector, very smooth. Maybe I'll get a crack at the game's files, extract that texture and put it on a Left 4 Dead 2 or Contagion add-on. Maybe someone will take the idea and put it on a Doom 3 mod to replace the TERRIBLE beam of that one.
    Speaking of, John, have you thought about Doom 3? It's an easy game, but still a horror classic...

  • @Kizu
    @Kizu 7 лет назад

    You have a talent of making the most awful games highly entertaining & very enjoyable to watch. I am going to watch more of these than those good games now. Keep them coming.

  • @ThisisAlex22
    @ThisisAlex22 9 лет назад +1

    john when you were reading that part after the maze i just couldnt stop laughing best part of the video haha

  • @Toothquake
    @Toothquake 9 лет назад +1

    God! I couldn't watch this all the way through! Ugh, but you're great John so I'll give it a like anyway

  • @johngascey2970
    @johngascey2970 9 лет назад +18

    The refund money shall never die.

  • @bmsj
    @bmsj 9 лет назад +4

    You should make a list of all the refund purchases you've completed for your "records". As always John, love your videos and your commentary.

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 5 лет назад +1

    On the topic of loading screens, did you know Portal, that absolute masterpiece of a game that was just a tag on for a bundle, has one loading screen total? Yes there are elevators, but that's because the entirety of the map is connected aside from one area, which I assume is the surface, due to it being the only area that occurs after a black/whiteout (Aka, loading).
    Yes I played the game so much I ended up with dev commentary.

  • @scissormon
    @scissormon 9 лет назад +2

    I thought she was repeating what you said, that would've been hilarious

  • @hiramsiqueiros9018
    @hiramsiqueiros9018 9 лет назад +11

    the real horror is the kazillion loading screens sheesh :V

  • @RedSiren333
    @RedSiren333 9 лет назад

    Sorry for double posting, but the new microphone sounds great!
    And now Ugly Boy is stuck in my head, so thanks for that.

  • @ExzorianPlus
    @ExzorianPlus 9 лет назад +3

    I thought that his car was broke down? How the hell do you drive away anywhere! 0.o

  • @Zievereir44
    @Zievereir44 9 лет назад +1

    2:32 ... it wouldn't be safe to stay in the car all night.
    Errh, what? Why not? You'd be safe from wild animals at least. And from getting a cold due to the rain? And from getting lost because you had the wonderful idea to wander around during nighttime? And to have this important chance, no matter how small, to be found by people because of the visibility of the car?
    Well, I can already see this game is one of those that decided to throw all its logic and common sense through the car window. This is gonna be good.

  • @DancingSword
    @DancingSword 9 лет назад

    Thanks for playing this so that we don't have to, dude. You really put yourself out there for us.

  • @WilfredoWolganG
    @WilfredoWolganG 9 лет назад +1

    I was having a good day, and this video made it better haha
    Some of your facial expressions slay me

  • @ChadZilch
    @ChadZilch 9 лет назад +1

    That many loading screens that frequently reminds me of good old Sonic '06.

  • @maikomyers
    @maikomyers 9 лет назад +1

    21:07 I'm glad I'm not the only one who though about Yolandi lol

  • @thatbrodguy
    @thatbrodguy 9 лет назад +3

    I'd be crying too if i were stuck in a game like this :/

  • @Tyrian3k
    @Tyrian3k 9 лет назад +5

    Isn't "...extremely poorly executed..." actually grammatically correct? To describe a verb, you have to use an adverb and to describe that adverb, you have to use a second adverb.
    If that's not the case, please tell me how it's done right.

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  9 лет назад +18

      +Tyrian3k "The game's execution was extremely poor" would be a better way to say it. "Extremely poorly" is technically fine, but sounds clunky

    • @Tyrian3k
      @Tyrian3k 9 лет назад +5

      HarshlyCritical
      Well, good to know that I'm not completely wrong about the matter.
      I can see why it's not exactly an elegant way of saying it, though.

  • @mikaylawilliams7213
    @mikaylawilliams7213 4 года назад +1

    John. Should I have breakfast, toast, cornflakes for dinner? And where is Uncle Bub?

  • @4ndytrout46
    @4ndytrout46 9 лет назад

    22:12 the ellipses were not even the same! One set was square! Anyway(s) I'm pretty sure in that situation I would just stay in my car. Seems pretty safe in comparison with an abandoned asylum.

  • @Nagoragama
    @Nagoragama 7 лет назад +2

    Do you want "evil clown electric chair" or "holy bed?"

  • @haleybradley12
    @haleybradley12 9 лет назад +1

    Also, you must have amazing eyesight because I could not make out nearly any of the words that were on the walls!

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 4 года назад +1

    Having used Game Guru, there was no need for more than HALF of those loading screens.

  • @endinabullet
    @endinabullet 9 лет назад +2

    Whenever John talks about translation problems I feel more enthusiastic about my career 😁

  • @vicariousgamer2871
    @vicariousgamer2871 6 лет назад

    HAHAHA!!! Love your expressions. Were our faces not completely different, I'd think that I was looking into a mirror.

  • @usaagima
    @usaagima Год назад +1

    Watching another videos from years ago!!

  • @LiamWalds
    @LiamWalds 9 лет назад +3

    that Yolandi asset tho

  • @deeku.4009
    @deeku.4009 8 лет назад +9

    Dude, I am so sick of hearing that "Come closer, come closer. Do you like my pretty face?" audio pack shit. It is in literally almost 5 or 6 different games that I've watched here on RUclips on your channel alone. Jesus Montycristo.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 8 лет назад +3

      CMDR Skycoder I agree. It's sad that I've heard it on another bad indie game that came out in 2013. It was unintentionally hilarious back then but now it's just annoying.

  • @sourgummyworms8069
    @sourgummyworms8069 6 лет назад +1

    I love when John screams WHAT??!! at the screen 😂😂

  • @TheHeadlessCreator
    @TheHeadlessCreator 3 года назад

    “Speaking of my bones” fucking brilliant transition into you explaining to us on how your money was spent.

  • @ZenithalPoint
    @ZenithalPoint 9 лет назад +4

    Reason why there are so many loading is, at the time of this game is being made, gameguru was really bad in optimization, so they have to split map into small parts. TGC(developer of gameguru) has somewhat improved this issue few month ago. By the way, even so game is really bad, still, I give a credit to game for being exist, only because it make possible for you to make this video, and your video is fun.

  • @lordofbulls7716
    @lordofbulls7716 9 лет назад

    Well, that was... Something... My day is going pretty good incomparison to what you had to sit through while recording this. :P it was very enjoyable to watch though, only because of the commentary. Otherwise, I would have been on the "Verge" of falling asleep. On a different note, John do you have Undertale lined up for a playthrough?

  • @Jumpboots_Jamstrang
    @Jumpboots_Jamstrang 9 лет назад

    The "are you serious" at like 5:40 set off the Hey Siri function on my phone.

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost 9 лет назад +3

    we're doing very secretive work here in the lab...so better scribble all this exposition on the walls! neatly!