Dog: Trying to chill up a tree memellion: “takes picture” and posts a video saying if you don’t comment “get off the tree doggo, the dog will fall down.
Me: Casually watching yt **Memelion posts** My phone and my laptops at 3 A.M: **All of the Jurassic park movies scream in your face** Edit: GET OFF THE TREE DOGGO UR GONNA FALL DOWN-
0:07: for someone Who doesn't know: It's SCP-674, The Exposition Gun. It Can shoot videogame characters and they will be dead (they won't respawn etc) or at People through the screen. The One Who used it will be sure that they will be dead and will see everything reacting to the Death, however no one will die and they will just think you're paranoic.
Kid: Finally I'm safe when I'm at home
The quiet kid in zoom:
Nobody like this it’s perfect
Green sus
*laughs in quiet kid*
500 like thanks to me :)
*HE'S GOT A LIGHT GUN FROM THE 90'S!*
Karen: *enters shop*
Cashier: farewell, cruel world.
O MY. GOD
Ahahahhaqhhqhahqhauqua dead
Stoner bid farewell, cruel world!
(Arsenal roblox lol)
@@miuiswaifu XD
@Green Crewmate indeed
Me: [Stubs my pinky toe very hard.]
The rest of my foot: *Please grant me the sweet release of death.*
Thats acurate tho 0:
Hehe I know what would fix that go to 2:48
#dankness
The impostor kills you : Panik
You don't play Among Us : Kalm
You don't play Among Us : PANIK
Lmaooo
😂
Lmfao
i raised you child
Yesh!!!
11:54 this man literally made a group chat with all his ex’s and I respect that 👏 well done man, well done
Why aren't they left the group though lmao 🤣
Every "fuck you" is a victory point, oh and the chick talking about his sex life, if thats true well why you mad about it then? 😂😂
#dankess
her: he's probably thinking about other girls....
him: Is the s or the c in scent silent?
My head hurts
@@kingatlas5066 same
Teacher:The test wont be hard
The test:
I prefer to say it as skent
*spooky music stops playing*
#dankness
Human: **normal blind**
Dora: **extreme blind**
ᴇᴅɪᴛ: ᴛʜx ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs! ɪ'ᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ɴᴏᴡ
@Green Crewmate ʏᴇssɪʀ
No ur not
I'm the 100th like, I already know that no one asked tho
@@tirxdweebo-o5231 You just made yourself invincible
@@stuffies0224 cool, I'm invincible now ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
People in the past: soon humor will be randomly generated
Me: garbleglopblipbleepbonk
Everyone:🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
#dankness
Me: turns off Internet while playing among us because there's too many ads.
Also me: yeah this is big brain time.
#Dankness
You cant Play Among us without wifi
-&-
@@bakugou8120 woooosh
@@agsty OK BOOMER
@@bakugou8120 that's a big woooosh sir
@@bakugou8120 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Boy friend: hey sweetie how is the study going at Johns house
Girl friend:it’s 👏 going 👏 great 👏 *sent with siri*
#dankness
Yeahhh😉 "STUDYING"
Omg lol
Ooof to that poor boyfriend.
When your teacher decides to play among us in class.
Our vlass actually did o.O
And thats how i decide who is the coolest teacher
When the teacher is sus! 😳😳
@@renboii same
This happened
My teacher dueled me in ygo
#dankness
Me: wants to do my homework so I can pass my test
RUclips: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
#Dankness
Me: Hey Apple what comes after 8?
Apple: 9
Me: Then why did you skip the iPhone 9?
Apple: Because *7 8 9*
I don’t get it..
bitch they said 9
Oh I get it 7 ate 9
@@bacon6895 7 ate 9
I forgot this comment exist
4:38 I can’t even begin to unpack how disturbingly chaotic this is 😳
So true and the thing is that no one is talking about it like WTF!?!
I had so many questions about that one
@@dogsnhockeyminnesota8584 Alabama
@@TheWeaver326 for real and the fact that they still had the car off which killed their dad
@@dogsnhockeyminnesota8584 Like why do they have the car
I literally fell out of my bed when he said "thats it I'm getting the gun"
Nobody:
Me when I make charcoal in mincraft: I used the wood to cook the wood
1:22 was pretty smooth
The a salt rifle got me sooo good!🤣🤣🤣
Me: wait it’s all inverted
Memeillion: always had been
Me:opens memellion's videos*
Also me: instantly likes it without watching*
Friend: why?
Me: IT'S THE DOGGO'S LAW!
Neutron star, u need to have like, 70 shoutouts.
Nobody:
That last brain cell during my test: MEMES
#dankness
The comeback of the god was legendary 😂😂😂
CottoniiClouds: gets featured more than once
Everyone: *impossible*
5:30 man is backpedaling so damn hard
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
Deku: HA! JOKES ON YOU I THINK OUT LOUD 24/7!
Get off the tree, doggo!
*(preparing the safety blanket to catch doggo)*
#dankness
me- comments "get off the tree doggo"
doggo- falls
me- well that was a fricking lie
#dankness
Me:*holds the flashlight 000000000.1 lower*
My dad: So anyway i started screaming
#Dankness
Me: *is bored*
Memelian: *And i took that personally*
8:14 that NOOOOOOOOOO text-to-speech hittin' hard
"Like the video or dog eats your burger"
Me, who doesn't like burgers: If you gonna treat me, do it properly.
#Dankness
LOL that thumbnail XD
11:37 had me DYING
#DANKNESS me:mom tells me I’m adopted
Sis:walks in looking extra thick
#dankness
Mirio: **shows up under Midoriyas foot**
Midoriya: **AHHHHHHHH** **error midoriya has stopped working**
The trash: 👁👄👁
The thumbnail:splatoon weapon
Me 2 seconds after:W O O M Y
YES
Dog: Trying to chill up a tree
memellion: “takes picture” and posts a video saying if you don’t comment “get off the tree doggo, the dog will fall down.
4:56
*Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.*
#dankness
Katara: he's probably thinking about other girls
Aang: how can I fire bend if it's my natural opposite
Katara: he's probably thinking about other girls
Aang: she's probably thinking about other boys
Actually earth is the opposite?
@@kumamatsuri2836 more like she's thinking about Jen
@@___-000 I don't think so bc in the show it said it would be harder for his to learn fire bending bc it's his natural opposite
Well I thought katara said water and fire were opposites. So air and earth are also too. But ok
Her: he is probably thinking about other girls
Him: you can't look at a word without reading it
#Dankness
People who can't read: *My time has come*
Me: Casually watching yt
**Memelion posts**
My phone and my laptops at 3 A.M: **All of the Jurassic park movies scream in your face**
Edit: GET OFF THE TREE DOGGO UR GONNA FALL DOWN-
4:35 They poured acid on that rejection lmao
The dislikers just watched to much of his memes, their Brains melted and now they're dump.😀
#dankness
Girl: he’s probably thinking about other girls!
Boy: do twins know one of them was unplanned?
0 dislikes 66 likes, I can't believe how lucky I am to see that
2:25 five chilling photos taken moments before disaster💀
fact : nobody here right now has finished the video-
@@Dark_Cutie what the actual crap
i did
@@kylebacote4966 bro i posted this 2 weeks ago like a minute after he posted
@@Dark_Cutie I think I was trying to respond to different comment sorry idk what my comment was abt
Whenever a RUclipsr uploads
Normal people: comment normal things
Bots: it’s our time to shine
27 seconds ago?
8:13 i love how the text to speech said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
7:36 that made my day ngl XD. The funniest is when you find out the algorithm
8:12 - 8:13, the way it said nOooOOoOoOOOOoOoOOo, made my day, made my satisfaction go up, sounded great.
This guy is awesome
3:45 omfg, "oh hi dan"
Fall: exists
Gnats: allow us to introduce ourselves
#Dankness
Reminder of the day Nobody forgets to text you back, they're just not interested
0:07: for someone Who doesn't know:
It's SCP-674, The Exposition Gun. It Can shoot videogame characters and they will be dead (they won't respawn etc) or at People through the screen. The One Who used it will be sure that they will be dead and will see everything reacting to the Death, however no one will die and they will just think you're paranoic.
Me: Has time to be productive
Memellion: Is for me?
#dankness
Someone has a real life N-Zap :0
Amazing
1:04 - well played 👏
Doggo: *Goes onto tree
Everyone in a 50 miles radius: *DOGGO FOR F%?K SAKE GET DOWN FROM THERE*
#dankness
Me: I’m gonna practice piano.
Memellion: No
I laughed way too hard at the rhinoceros one.
Me: Chilling in a cave in minecraft
The Creeper behind me: Hey
Me: Hey
Me: WHAT
-You've died-
#dankness
6:08 my favourite horror movie and I will stand by that forever
#dankness
Me: *_exists_*
School, chores and other shit I'm in: *allow us to ruin your life*
That was an angry-ass Vans employee lol 1:27
4:54 HOL' UP
7:36 had me dying fr.
This series of videos are so fun
“Get off the tree and I will buy you pupdonalds”
Tree doggo: *exists*
Me: get off the tree, doggo
Lol I appreciate the Halloween color invert
#DANKNESS
me: *bored*
memellion: sorry, what?
#dankness
memelion after inventing memes:
*this is where the big bucks start rolling in*
Mom: tries to hit me with her chancla
Me: doges the chancla
Mom gets the belt:
Me:oh shi-
Me: aHhHhhhHHHHHhH
#dankness
My friend: hey do you watch me - melon
Me: what do they post?
My friend : memes
My friend: OH MY GOD IVE BEEN SAYING WRONG
#dankness
Me: says I’m reading
Also me: memelion
Karen: enters my parents shop
Me and my parents: *time to go!*
5:03 Al Bundy sending Bud a text message years after the time the show Married With Children was set.
nobody:
memellion: what the *d u c k*
Thank you for inverting the colors
0:15 that image is praised as my desktop background
Goddamn! Vans calling a poser a poser is so fucking satisfying
4:54 that really caught me off guard
6:45 YEES YEES YEES!!!!! THOS SHID HAUNTS ME LIKE EVERY DUCKING DAY!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
Everybody is gangsta until the text to voice says Burjer
#dankness
Me: ok, just one video then homework
*20 hours later*
Me: okay now homework time
*time: 4:00AM*
#dankness
i have no ideas but i low key love this channel
HOLY MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
#Dankness
Her: He is probably thinking of other women
Him: Is the element Uranium actually from Uranus?
“Eat pant” 💀
#dankness
Me before corona: I don't wanna go to school
Me after corona:
5:26 he sounds like a child explaining a joke
4:39 alabama
When someone puts the thumbnail meme on the first meme
*Everybody liked that*
10:48
He's a man of focus commitment and sheer fuckin will
4:55 hol' up
Ima just...
Get off the tree doggo
The thumbnail of this video has the Splatoon 2 N-Zap in real life. I want that.
0:37 LOL, I COULD STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!