Wow sorry guys think there might be some sort of RUclips glitch that's specifically removing any comments about how good my Daniel Day-Lewis impression at 2:33 is as I can't see any.. VERY odd, will report.
@@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach That was actually molten cola which I had on toast. You can see the result here: ruclips.net/video/JSuI5jL6mEs/видео.html but no, it was not good.
Wait I hate to be the guy to nitpick, but I think it's a super important detail that he said the best sandcastle in the "galaxy". The pure confidence and audacity is what gets my vote.
@@vio9105 Pragmatically speaking, the guy would have to be a dictator if he wants to live up to his claim of being able to build the best Sandcastle in the galaxy while everyone else thinks other issues are more important. It demands a lot of creative input, man power, and a vast spy network to ensure that all rivals throughout the galaxy have inferior sand castles. Not sure how long his bragging rights would last for, however. The project is made with sand, which is not resistant against waves or wind or earthquakes or pressure or... Perhaps most importantly of all: little children, dogs, birds and cats, etc. That's a lot of taxpayer money going into a project that might not even last for a month before getting vandalised. But if he can do it, I guess it must count for something.
@@zhouwu Is this some kind of sarcasm I just don't get? Cause if not, I meant this as a joke. I think it should be obvious that no politican ever would actually promise something like that.
@@zhouwu yes, but I’m sure a lot of the money would go into making better sand and more stable castle designs. I think the main problem is perception: not only would every human need to agree it’s the best sandcastle, but also every other species capable of expressing this across the whole galaxy. Although I am very hopeful that if I were to vote for him, he’d keep his promise, we all know how politicians are: chances are that he’d simply build a normal or subpar sandcastle, name it the best and kill anyone who disagrees. But, if we were determined to find a new type of sand, one which counts as sand but is very durable and holds formation well, I’m sure a great way to test it would be with a sandcastle. Although the ulterior motives of researching sand are questionable, the possible profit from billions of sentient species coming to see the greatest sandcastle of our entire galaxy would be extreme, and undoubtedly attract the attention of politicians, businessmen and us other earthlings looking to brag. Besides, this could be a great opportunity for diplomacy with other alien species, and it could lead to a more peaceful universe. If other species come to earth to see this sandcastle, they would definitely also invite us to see their sandcastle. This could be an excellent opportunity to share technologies, and could possibly help us with exploring space.
Fun fact: when providing closed captions for live programs, it's usually done with the interpreters speaking into a speech to text machine. This can obviously lead to mistakes, but also to other interesting situations: once on Dutch tv, the subtitles suddenly showed "can't you talk a bit slower bitch"... very mysterious.
@@xmvziron Actually, no. It wasn't a mistake. It was the speech to text program picking something up that wasn't supposed to be on record. The wording was "kutwijf" in the subtitles.
During the Depp v. Heard trial "Miss Heard" was constantly turned into "misheard", while " Mister Depp" became all sorts of things, like Mr. Duck, Mr. Dip and, most commonly, Mr. Death.
Mr. Dip, Mr. Death, and the two the reply above me mentioned, all sound like they'd be characters from Mr. Men Little Miss lmao (And Miss Heard too, if it were Little Miss Heard of course)
I've seen a few funny ones: "The arch-bitch of Canterbury" "Chitty Chitty Bangladesh" "It hunts volvos and is hunted by castles" (volvos=voles, castles=kestrels) "toon army" (tsunami) And one where the subs spent ages stuck on the word "mr" trying and failing recognise the name, eventually just changing "mr" to "this man"
My favourite is when Icelandic broadcaster Stöð 2 accidentally ran subtitles from the Sopranos over the Teletubbies: "I know you were high during my mother-in-law's wake." "Last week, when you killed the dog..." "You killed the dog? What did you do that for?"
Funniest one of these imo came from s8 of dr who- “I’m on the bench” turned into “what’s up bitch”. It was a scene of a character calling their co-worker.
@@demystifier8436 well you’re entitled to your own personal opinion, I will give you that. But I wouldn’t say that it’s boring, it’s just an old meme from the Harry Potter community that was the entire second movie in a gif badly mistranslated. At the time it was funny. There is also a mistranslation of the entirety of Star Wars Revenge of the Sith called “Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West” that was completely dubbed. That being said if you don’t like that kind of stuff that’s okay too 😊
"Today, the Queen and the Duke, travelling in this cabbage" well I'm jealous of the cabbage merchant from Avatar TLA, he has the Queen as his top customer! No wonder he ended up founding Cabbage Corp after the events of the Hundred Year War. Without Team Avatar to deal with, he's pretty well off
i always have subtitles on and one of my favourite things about youtube's cc is that sometimes the captioner will insert their own things. sometimes it's just an emoticon mimicking the speaker's face or tone of voice, sometimes it'll be making fun of the people on the screen ("lol idiot" when someone falls over) but it's so funny to me
I can confidently say that at least some of the subtitles from the Swedish political debate mishap were originally for the show Dinosaur Train, which I used to watch when I was little. Some, like "greetings, Earth creatures", don't seem to match up and may be from a separate show. Or not, I honestly don't know. Maybe there were aliens in Dinosaur Train episodes that got released after I got older and stopped watching it.
3:04 At least it was this way around. Here in Finland there was drug documentary subtitles accidentally played over kids' show. "Gotta smoke another joint before getting sleep", said the cute clay animation man.
One of my personal favorites was a translation fail on RuPaul's Drag Race. On that show, "a ball" is a challenge where the queens have to do multiple themed runway looks. On one season, they had a sugar-themed ball. RuPaul announced "this week we are throwing the Sugar Ball." But the people who translated the subtitles into my language clearly didn't grasp that "throwing a ball" was meant to be "arranging a party" in that context, NOT "tossing a spherical object." So they translated it as if RuPaul had announced that they will be throwing around literal balls made out of sugar. I just lost it laughing.
A couple I’ve seen: When we withdrew our troops from Iraq, the BBC News subtitles changed “the flag is lowered” to “the fly gaze lord”, and When Hurricane Dorian was bearing down on the Bahamas, Sky News changed it to “Harry Kane Dorian”.
Star Wars Episode 3 has had its entire subtitle mistranslated from Chinese back to English, giving birth to the greatest meme of all time, the Backstroke Of The West.
After an 7.1 earthquake hit, me, my dad and my brother were watching the news to "see the tragedy across the state". On one network the captions were replaced with It. it's some scary shit watching the news at 9:00pm after a disaster occored and to see "hello Geogie, do you want a balloon?" on the subtitles. 💀💀💀
"various Italian hand gestures" and "angrily fixes bowtie" were definetely my favorites because they CLEARLY OBVIOUSLY refer to the ACTIONS and not what theyre saying, wich makes it completely useless for them to be SUBTITLES, and thats why i love this kind of subtitles
A similar thing happened in Austria at the inauguration of then-chancellor Kurz. The subtitles were from a soap opera, so there were captions like "Thank you for allowing him to go to the swimming class." or "It's over! I love Christian!" Very entertaining indeed.
@@Pablo360able Oh God, Frank Miller Batman as PM would be well-loved by a disturbingly large group of people, but also really f***ing terrible at his job.
Me and my brother watched a god awful sequel to a titanic rip off movie. In that movie there was an equally terrible song. After we were done it replayed on the end credits. Me and my brother struggled to understand the lyrics so we turned on the subtitles. These subtitles were made by hand. What were we told? “Unintelligible singing” thanks Tubi for the amazing subtitles, now I’m never going to know what those clams were saying.
Presumably what makes it a fail is that the subtitles seem to be describing something visual [i.e. his angry expression and that fact that he is fixing his bowtie] that a deaf person can see for themself on the screen, rather than something in the audio that they can't hear. I suppose it's possible that the Doctor was making angry muttering noises or something and the subtitler was seeking to convey this, but if so the subtitles should probably have said 'mutters angrily' or something like that.
Let's be honest, these subtitles are the peak of English. It's impossible to top it. Whether you like it or not, those subtitles are spittin' straight facts to the point that Eminem is too afraid to diss them
I was watching the second Diary of A Wimpy Kid movie, and there was a scene where Greg’s teacher says “I have my eye on you Greg Heffley.” Well the subtitles read “I love you in the eye, Greg Heffley...”
brackets are commonly used by subtitles specificaly to specify its ot an actual LINE or word that is translated but the "sound" like how [Music] or [laughter] in youtube subtitles are in barackets even if its autogenerated. NOW, its likely they ARE written by actual people as there sint really a way for the translating algorithm to interpret anything as the "sound" of intensity intensifys tho
"I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy!" "The latest invention: The fantastic dinosaur train... submarine!" I have a feeling this was from the TV show... Dinosaur Train, a TV show I used to be quite fond of as a child It's a good thing those Nazi ghosts got some rain It reminds me of that good ol' chap Chris Penis
I remember GMM had a great few episodes based around subtitle fails where they did a skit and then used the failed subtitles to do it again... Honestly this channel would be a great place to recreate that, I had always wanted more of those videos...
0:58 Oh come on, whoever named that place knew what they were doing! edit: I just realized there's a place called Penrith right next to it and it gets even better when you look it up and realize both of these towns are in the county of Cumbria.
I remember watching a analog horror, and put up subtitles. At one point, there was screaming in the distance in the video, and the subtitles called it [Applause]
We always have subtitles on for the main TV in my house, originally because when watching the last season of doctor who, the audio mixing was god awful and we couldn't actually hear what they were saying cause the music and sound effects were too loud and now they just sorta stay on. And sometimes they'll either be wrong or like 5 to 10 seconds behind so the news will be talking about something serious but the subtitles will still be talking about the weather or something Update: one of the transformers movies came on the TV(dunno which one. Just know it was one of the live action ones and had Dino bots) and anytime someone spoke in Chinese the subtitles just said "speaking in own Language" like thanks. That was so helpful
I remember watching Doni Bobes (a Minecraft RUclipsr) with subtitles on and a player called Lynixity (Lynix for short) became Linux and Lynx for example. And there was this one time when another player called Liger fell in lava in Minecraft. The subtitles: "He fell in love!"
@@toddphillips7113- I forget the name, but it was one of the later seasons and IIRC Patrick had a bag of coral ball snack food or something. This was years ago now lol
@@holly_wood_dead7751 I don't have an Instagram account, sorry. Just imagine this with a cucumber, I'm pretty sure this the photo is based on. media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/06/02/sherlock-1-e20e4d122bb80306472eaf22e07a19969d6fc202-s1100-c50.jpg
Ain't a 'fail' but Supernatural is great with these lol You get gems like 'Hisses at Lucifer' 'Dean randomly dies in the shower' 'Aggressively screams Meow' 'Whoosh'
I saw [Novak] “Djokivich” become “the joke of it” on live tv during the U.S. open after his name had been subtitled correctly a minute earlier. Not sure if the subtitle person panicked or was thrilled at the opening 😂
Angrily fixes bowtie, and intensity intensifies are a classic. Also see: "Sobs mathematically". The classic "speaks [language]". "M0l3sts egg". There's also "the greatest one shot fight scene ever" video here in RUclips. Where the close captions take away all the seriousness of the video, it's hilarious. Among others.
It makes me laugh because I'm currently learning a new job that consists of typing oral convos for hear-impaired people. We are basically living subtitles lol. When I started the course, I asked why humans were still needed for this job now that we have AI and things like Siri and Alexa. My teacher answered by saying that AI weren't at all as perfect as humans actually, and that we were able to translate far more successfully at the moment. Because of a bunch of things like homophones, names, acronyms, we are able to use punctuation accurately, we also understand the context where an AI will just translate word to word
I remember watching an undertale play through video, and when flowey yelled 'die' the subtitles decided to go 'die like an angry german' I don't know why
Wow sorry guys think there might be some sort of RUclips glitch that's specifically removing any comments about how good my Daniel Day-Lewis impression at 2:33 is as I can't see any.. VERY odd, will report.
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@Cornelia Of course not!
@Cornelia Matt is literally unable to lie. If he were to lie, he would suddenly explode and die.
Was the (I’m assuming) tanghulu you made at the start of the video good?
@@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach That was actually molten cola which I had on toast. You can see the result here: ruclips.net/video/JSuI5jL6mEs/видео.html but no, it was not good.
I think my favorite closed captions making unique descriptor choices is the star trek episode where Spock is "sobbing mathematically" at one point
how do you sob mathematically???
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd fuck if I know
I suppose you cry numbers.
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Simple, cry pi.
That's such a good summary of Spock's character though.
"I will build the greatest sand castle in history."
Ngl, would vote for him.
Wait I hate to be the guy to nitpick, but I think it's a super important detail that he said the best sandcastle in the "galaxy". The pure confidence and audacity is what gets my vote.
@@WillBilliam My God...that‘s even BETTER! This guy could establish a dictatorship and I‘d still follow him! #SandcastlesOverDemocracy!
@@vio9105
Pragmatically speaking, the guy would have to be a dictator if he wants to live up to his claim of being able to build the best Sandcastle in the galaxy while everyone else thinks other issues are more important.
It demands a lot of creative input, man power, and a vast spy network to ensure that all rivals throughout the galaxy have inferior sand castles.
Not sure how long his bragging rights would last for, however.
The project is made with sand, which is not resistant against waves or wind or earthquakes or pressure or... Perhaps most importantly of all: little children, dogs, birds and cats, etc.
That's a lot of taxpayer money going into a project that might not even last for a month before getting vandalised.
But if he can do it, I guess it must count for something.
@@zhouwu Is this some kind of sarcasm I just don't get?
Cause if not, I meant this as a joke. I think it should be obvious that no politican ever would actually promise something like that.
@@zhouwu yes, but I’m sure a lot of the money would go into making better sand and more stable castle designs. I think the main problem is perception: not only would every human need to agree it’s the best sandcastle, but also every other species capable of expressing this across the whole galaxy.
Although I am very hopeful that if I were to vote for him, he’d keep his promise, we all know how politicians are: chances are that he’d simply build a normal or subpar sandcastle, name it the best and kill anyone who disagrees.
But, if we were determined to find a new type of sand, one which counts as sand but is very durable and holds formation well, I’m sure a great way to test it would be with a sandcastle. Although the ulterior motives of researching sand are questionable, the possible profit from billions of sentient species coming to see the greatest sandcastle of our entire galaxy would be extreme, and undoubtedly attract the attention of politicians, businessmen and us other earthlings looking to brag. Besides, this could be a great opportunity for diplomacy with other alien species, and it could lead to a more peaceful universe.
If other species come to earth to see this sandcastle, they would definitely also invite us to see their sandcastle. This could be an excellent opportunity to share technologies, and could possibly help us with exploring space.
You forgot the legendary screenshot of the teletubies going to sleep and the subtitles saying “night night dipshit”
💀💀💀
BAHAHAH
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i looked it up.
oh my god it's real.
Wait, there's a Teletubbies thing where it said "night night dipshit"?!?! What the hell even was it actually supposed to say?
Fun fact: when providing closed captions for live programs, it's usually done with the interpreters speaking into a speech to text machine. This can obviously lead to mistakes, but also to other interesting situations: once on Dutch tv, the subtitles suddenly showed "can't you talk a bit slower bitch"... very mysterious.
What show was that? Hahaha
drop the tea, I need to know where
I can see where the mistake came from:
"Kan je niet trager praten hoor"
"Kan je niet trager praten hoer"
@@xmvziron Actually, no. It wasn't a mistake. It was the speech to text program picking something up that wasn't supposed to be on record. The wording was "kutwijf" in the subtitles.
Tell us more, please.
During the Depp v. Heard trial "Miss Heard" was constantly turned into "misheard", while " Mister Depp" became all sorts of things, like Mr. Duck, Mr. Dip and, most commonly, Mr. Death.
You beat me to it, I was going to mention this too! Mr. Debt and Mr. Deck were also present. Fun times.
Mr. Dip, Mr. Death, and the two the reply above me mentioned, all sound like they'd be characters from Mr. Men Little Miss lmao
(And Miss Heard too, if it were Little Miss Heard of course)
I guess you could say they “misheard” their names.
mr death v misheard
There we have it! Amber was just misheard and Mr. Death is the evil person in this case! /j
I've seen a few funny ones:
"The arch-bitch of Canterbury"
"Chitty Chitty Bangladesh"
"It hunts volvos and is hunted by castles" (volvos=voles, castles=kestrels)
"toon army" (tsunami)
And one where the subs spent ages stuck on the word "mr" trying and failing recognise the name, eventually just changing "mr" to "this man"
One of the musicals I still haven't gotten into yet, but have heard of is *Chitty Chitty Bangladesh*
man
‘chitty chitty bangladesh’ got an audible “ha” out of me
Being hunted by a castle sounds pants-shittingly terrifying.
hunting volvos seems hard since they are known to be indestructable
matt simultaneously looks like a middle-aged man and a guy in his mid 20s
Hate to break it to you, but once you're past your mid-twenties that is the look. I'm thirty and have silver hair.
As I said a few months ago, he is simultaneously 14 and 40
It's called being in your early 30s
@@patrickbrinkworth9125 14 is kind of pushing it
Bro I thought he was like 20 from his pfp I didn't believe that was him
My favourite is when Icelandic broadcaster Stöð 2 accidentally ran subtitles from the Sopranos over the Teletubbies:
"I know you were high during my mother-in-law's wake."
"Last week, when you killed the dog..."
"You killed the dog? What did you do that for?"
Legendary
It probably matches that creepy show perfectly
You also forgot “night night dipshit” LAA LAA CAN BE SAVAGE-
The Nuu Nuu getting rubbed out by Mafia Teletubbies is now in my mind.
2:10
"Janet jazz jazz jam" is likely one of the funniest expressions I've ever heard.
Yep! XD
"Janet jazz jazz jam" sent me into another dimension.
"He called me Melon"
Now that's a wizard slur, if I've ever heard one.
Facade moment
@@burnv06 Not sure hat that means but okay
Benedict Cumberbatch's name change just sounds like one half of what someone on tumblr would call him.
Youre supposed to say Bangladesh cucumbersmash's name in any way other than right, thats the rule.
so does Engelbert Humperdinck, honestly
They also call Olivia Rodrigo 'Olive Oil Road Dry Go'.
@@windbeneathmywings4884 As a Bangladeshi *Bangladesh cucumbersmash* had me dead lmao
Who is this Ben Dick Cum Patch I keep hearing about?
I watched Breaking Bad with subtitles on and 50% of the time they would say "wall" instead of "Walt"
I am the one who knots
Waller While
We've got to paint right Jesse, we cant have any uneven spots.
daisy. we need a book.
Goose Starving Bring
1:35. I would happily let Batman be in charge of the UK. He’d probably do a better job at it
Same
"first we need to get rid of all crime so i am giving the law enforcement a £10,000 raise to their monthy salary because i'm batman"
@@KilosFoxo i imagine Bruce saying this, then just pulling on a mask and completely switching tone for the last part.
No, I disagree he probably would make a cool costume for himself for billions of taxpayers' money and let Alfred run the whole country.
@@exosproudmamabear558
I mean Alfred is pretty reliable so maybe
*"Gentlemen, it's been an honour sewing with you"*
*Gives teddy bears to Children*
If I were a deaf swedish person and decided to watch my countries political debate on TV and saw *this* I would be very afraid: 3:04
Naah, considering the current political climate. It would be a fun interesting change.
I don't even need to be swedish to be afraid
Funniest one of these imo came from s8 of dr who- “I’m on the bench” turned into “what’s up bitch”. It was a scene of a character calling their co-worker.
Wh- I thought it was a family show!
Improved with subtitles. xD
yo which which part was thatt like the plot maybe? just curious to find the episode
@@holyshard530 I mean, he does refer people for illegal abortions
@@kirkwahmmett1666 I think maybe Flatline, maybe the part where Danny calls Clara?
"angrily fixes bow tie" perfect summary of the 11th doctor
YES
Ah, yes. Matt Smith. My favorite doctor, because he wears a fez
Yes😂
Meanwhile, Doctor #15:
"cries" 😆
“He called me melon” is honestly the BEST mistranslation of Harry Potter ever
EDIT: Thank you for the likes. I appreciate it.
harry potter must be boring huh
The worst slur in the world…melon
"I think this evening is over, you've gotta leave."
@@AlanTGP1 alright travis
@@demystifier8436 well you’re entitled to your own personal opinion, I will give you that. But I wouldn’t say that it’s boring, it’s just an old meme from the Harry Potter community that was the entire second movie in a gif badly mistranslated. At the time it was funny.
There is also a mistranslation of the entirety of Star Wars Revenge of the Sith called “Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West” that was completely dubbed. That being said if you don’t like that kind of stuff that’s okay too 😊
"Today, the Queen and the Duke, travelling in this cabbage" well I'm jealous of the cabbage merchant from Avatar TLA, he has the Queen as his top customer! No wonder he ended up founding Cabbage Corp after the events of the Hundred Year War. Without Team Avatar to deal with, he's pretty well off
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They're giving Cinderella some major competition for produce-based vehicles here
Zaheer killed the Earth Queen just to put him out of business.
i always have subtitles on and one of my favourite things about youtube's cc is that sometimes the captioner will insert their own things. sometimes it's just an emoticon mimicking the speaker's face or tone of voice, sometimes it'll be making fun of the people on the screen ("lol idiot" when someone falls over) but it's so funny to me
One movie essay channel will play it straight, but when the film clips are playing the characters are all given funny nicknames.
Same lmfaoo
me when i literally ruin the entire point of captions because it’s “funny” 😇
Old Sr Pelo vids
Me too, but the captioner for me always adds foreign and thank you as if the captioner is thanking me for watching this video lol
as a hard of hearing person, I can guarantee that I dont need bad captions to tell me that the yoga monster has named my face.
😂
I can confidently say that at least some of the subtitles from the Swedish political debate mishap were originally for the show Dinosaur Train, which I used to watch when I was little. Some, like "greetings, Earth creatures", don't seem to match up and may be from a separate show. Or not, I honestly don't know. Maybe there were aliens in Dinosaur Train episodes that got released after I got older and stopped watching it.
Do you think hearing impaired kids watching Dinosaur Train got the latest politics scoop?
You are absolutely correct, it was an ep of Dinosaur Train
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo Ah, another ena simp in my collection.
@@dj-murlock Ah-ha! You have found me!
That show was epic! I was thinking the same thing.
3:04 At least it was this way around. Here in Finland there was drug documentary subtitles accidentally played over kids' show. "Gotta smoke another joint before getting sleep", said the cute clay animation man.
One of my personal favorites was a translation fail on RuPaul's Drag Race. On that show, "a ball" is a challenge where the queens have to do multiple themed runway looks. On one season, they had a sugar-themed ball. RuPaul announced "this week we are throwing the Sugar Ball." But the people who translated the subtitles into my language clearly didn't grasp that "throwing a ball" was meant to be "arranging a party" in that context, NOT "tossing a spherical object." So they translated it as if RuPaul had announced that they will be throwing around literal balls made out of sugar. I just lost it laughing.
As a Swede I can say that none of us were surprised by the subtitles
oww
*wow
@@theairisamagician830 you know you can edit comments right
@@stratis5360 f on the cat
@@theairisamagician830 ah yes, cat
**angrily fixes bow tie**
I thought that was just a meme XD
Yes, that just screams TUMBLR, doesnt it? Apparently its real.
@@bob-vf8mw I know it isn't on BBC Iplayer, because I watch dr who subbed there, maybe it's on britbox?
Hello
Fancy seeing you here lol
@@Lylaris_or_Garuk oh hello there I forgot I left this comment lol
Hello
A couple I’ve seen:
When we withdrew our troops from Iraq, the BBC News subtitles changed “the flag is lowered” to “the fly gaze lord”, and
When Hurricane Dorian was bearing down on the Bahamas, Sky News changed it to “Harry Kane Dorian”.
HARRY KANE DORIAN NOOO
All hail the “Fly gaze Lord”
Harry cane cat reena
💀
Star Wars Episode 3 has had its entire subtitle mistranslated from Chinese back to English, giving birth to the greatest meme of all time, the Backstroke Of The West.
After an 7.1 earthquake hit, me, my dad and my brother were watching the news to "see the tragedy across the state". On one network the captions were replaced with It.
it's some scary shit watching the news at 9:00pm after a disaster occored and to see "hello Geogie, do you want a balloon?" on the subtitles.
💀💀💀
"various Italian hand gestures", "angrily fixes bowtie" and "intensity intensifies" all feel like memes
Edit: mom I'm famous
"various Italian hand gestures" and "angrily fixes bowtie" were definetely my favorites because they CLEARLY OBVIOUSLY refer to the ACTIONS and not what theyre saying, wich makes it completely useless for them to be SUBTITLES, and thats why i love this kind of subtitles
@@Artikenon intensity intensifies has to be my personal favorite since It just makes no sense
@@EpicgamerGTG YES! i love how its neither what theyre saying (probably) nor whats happenning so theres just no reason for the caption to be this
Reminds me of that one scene in Gravity Falls
Bill: **Angerly fixes bowtie**
Then when he’s about to crush the Shacktron: **intensity intensifies**
@@soulghostwing9921 its been weeks since i watched the video but my brain just HAD to read that in the exact tones these sentences were said in it
"It's been an honor sewing with you."
**captain proceeds to put down pin cushion** 😥
Personal favorite: “James was that bright ass red engine on the Island of Sodor”
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this a personal attack /s
What If…Samuel L. Jackson was the Narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine?
Let me know if that gets into a Thomas and Friends RUclips Poop!
Parents: "What do you mean, sweetheart? I don't have a favorite child!"
Also parents: 1:04
A similar thing happened in Austria at the inauguration of then-chancellor Kurz. The subtitles were from a soap opera, so there were captions like "Thank you for allowing him to go to the swimming class." or "It's over! I love Christian!" Very entertaining indeed.
I'd actually quite like a batman PM, he wouldn't kill the competition but he would crush them.
Unless he was written by Zack Snyder or Frank Miller.
He wouldn’t kill them but he wouldn’t save them either.
@@Pablo360able Oh God, Frank Miller Batman as PM would be well-loved by a disturbingly large group of people, but also really f***ing terrible at his job.
"Well-loved by a disturbingly large group of people, but also really f***ing terrible at his job."
So... Boris Johnson?
@@gengarzilla1685 Nah, Frank Miller Batman would be horrible in a completely different way.
as someone from Sweden it's amazing that I've never seen that last subtitle fail before
same, i thought "i will build the best sandcastle in the galaxy" was the only one.
Har någon av er en länk till original videon?
@@viggoforster ingen aning
I know what show the subtitles are from and i find it amazing
@@Mossprite21 yeh dinosaur train is the best lol
I've seen captions randomly say [applause] or [laughing] at random moments
I’ve actually never seen [laughing] in auto generated captions.
ooh look I can turn on subs on this music video!
[Music]
Obviously, RUclips can hear dead people.
Video: *spoon hitting the bowl*
Captions: *applause*
Deaf people: 👏👏👏👏
@@spoopy9689 HELP
Me and my brother watched a god awful sequel to a titanic rip off movie. In that movie there was an equally terrible song. After we were done it replayed on the end credits. Me and my brother struggled to understand the lyrics so we turned on the subtitles. These subtitles were made by hand. What were we told?
“Unintelligible singing” thanks Tubi for the amazing subtitles, now I’m never going to know what those clams were saying.
2:39 “I realize how good I smell after being down in there” 🤣
I can’t believe nobody else noticed that one!
"Girls, don't give up on that sex offender." WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"I can fix him"
I hope it meant don’t give up on catching that sex offender
I guess it means to not give up on bringing that creep to justice...
...right?
'Angrily fixes bow tie' QUITE LITERALLY HOW DOCTOR WHO WENT
So true
Eastwards: Rain and nazi ghosts
West: Huge breasts
nice
Why cant I live in the West of what ever Country that was?
@@danoklex8646 American geography be like:
*Heavy* breasts to be exact XD
@@danoklex8646 you're not welcome here.
2:28 No, that's not a fail. That's what he's doing.
Presumably what makes it a fail is that the subtitles seem to be describing something visual [i.e. his angry expression and that fact that he is fixing his bowtie] that a deaf person can see for themself on the screen, rather than something in the audio that they can't hear. I suppose it's possible that the Doctor was making angry muttering noises or something and the subtitler was seeking to convey this, but if so the subtitles should probably have said 'mutters angrily' or something like that.
@@MrDannyDetail still not a mistake tho. Subtitle man has a good sense of humour
Let's be honest, these subtitles are the peak of English. It's impossible to top it. Whether you like it or not, those subtitles are spittin' straight facts to the point that Eminem is too afraid to diss them
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I'm pretty sure it'd taste a little... sharp.
@Servilhano Soberano What?
@Servilhano Soberano Oh... In that case, I shall not use my Daedric sword on you
...yet 😃
I was watching the second Diary of A Wimpy Kid movie, and there was a scene where Greg’s teacher says “I have my eye on you Greg Heffley.” Well the subtitles read “I love you in the eye, Greg Heffley...”
Mist opportunity to have the title be "Subtle fails"
Mist opportunity to spell opportunity as poor tune tea
This guy is 2 steps ahead of even himself.
Mist of poor tune in tea to have the *tie tell* be subtle fails
@@erezsolomon3838 mist of poor two nitty too rite bee inbred of be
These replies are making me have a stroke.
2:29 these are in brackets.
I’m pretty sure these were typed out by actual people. THESE ARE JUST PEOPLE WITH PEOPLE WITH GOOD HUMOR.
brackets are commonly used by subtitles specificaly to specify its ot an actual LINE or word that is translated but the "sound" like how [Music] or [laughter] in youtube subtitles are in barackets even if its autogenerated.
NOW, its likely they ARE written by actual people as there sint really a way for the translating algorithm to interpret anything as the "sound" of intensity intensifys tho
i will never forget the subtitle on a doctor who episode “intense mooing”
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Watched a motogp thing where a guy said "we should get back to racing" and the subtitles said "we should get back to racism" it was perfect
"Janet jazz jazz jam" was way too funny to me for some reason. XD
0:27
According to THIS videos closed captions, you’re going to make a batter out of the alien.
As someone who’s never cooked before, That’s the only thing I hear.
@@CoraCreates batter out of the egg mustard I think
@@OMORIWhitespace …egg mustard?
@@CoraCreates idk
@@CoraCreates sounds like it's supposed to be Jägermeister
"I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy!"
"The latest invention: The fantastic dinosaur train... submarine!"
I have a feeling this was from the TV show... Dinosaur Train, a TV show I used to be quite fond of as a child
It's a good thing those Nazi ghosts got some rain
It reminds me of that good ol' chap Chris Penis
2:01
Jesus, that’s the longest time we’ve ever received for a break in a game
One time I saw "synonymous" get turned into "sin no ma'am mouse" in the captions, and Frank Sinatra became "Frantic Sinatra"
The trick is to watch this with RUclips’s insane auto-subtitles for ultimate chaos.
Always a good day when matt posts
I relate to [Various Italian Hand Gestures] very much, thank you
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[Music]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
thank you
typical auto-sub in 2023:
Ghost words... 👻
wow matt your Daniel Day-Lewis impressions at 2:33 is absolutely amazing! breathtaking! i used some tears of happiness
This was the funniest thing I have seen in days
I remember GMM had a great few episodes based around subtitle fails where they did a skit and then used the failed subtitles to do it again...
Honestly this channel would be a great place to recreate that, I had always wanted more of those videos...
Yes! I loved those!
What’s GMM
@@arandomcommenter412 a RUclips channel called "Good Mythical Morning" probably.
@@awesomness6775 yes yes it is
0:58 Oh come on, whoever named that place knew what they were doing!
edit: I just realized there's a place called Penrith right next to it and it gets even better when you look it up and realize both of these towns are in the county of Cumbria.
oh my gof
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd gof😔
Also the town of Whitehaven and City of Carlisle. Carl must have had some strange things on his mind. (It’s worse because I live in Cumbria)
I live in the area, there's worse place names around.
Thought it was penistone for a second not the mighty land of Penrith
That "six months to go before extra time" hits me out of nowhere I spat out my coffee
I remember watching a analog horror, and put up subtitles. At one point, there was screaming in the distance in the video, and the subtitles called it
[Applause]
The swedish political debate is probably the most fantastic cock up in television history.
I am glad to be a swedish person right now. :>
You know, doctor 11/matt smith having "[angrily fixes bowtie]" as a subtitle makes far too much sense
You gave that kitchen a good clean for this video!
ye
Same her6e, also intensity intensifies
We always have subtitles on for the main TV in my house, originally because when watching the last season of doctor who, the audio mixing was god awful and we couldn't actually hear what they were saying cause the music and sound effects were too loud and now they just sorta stay on. And sometimes they'll either be wrong or like 5 to 10 seconds behind so the news will be talking about something serious but the subtitles will still be talking about the weather or something
Update: one of the transformers movies came on the TV(dunno which one. Just know it was one of the live action ones and had Dino bots) and anytime someone spoke in Chinese the subtitles just said "speaking in own Language" like thanks. That was so helpful
I remember watching Doni Bobes (a Minecraft RUclipsr) with subtitles on and a player called Lynixity (Lynix for short) became Linux and Lynx for example.
And there was this one time when another player called Liger fell in lava in Minecraft. The subtitles: "He fell in love!"
One time I was watching Spongebob and the automated captions said something about squirrel balls. Thanks Patrick
i wonder what episode that was?
@@toddphillips7113- I forget the name, but it was one of the later seasons and IIRC Patrick had a bag of coral ball snack food or something. This was years ago now lol
I got so used to calling him cucumberbatch that I got confused when you said Cumberbatch
I have a friend who has a portrait of Cucumberbatch. (It's literally a cucumber drawn wearing Sherlock's clothes and hair.)
@@redshirtveteran5688 if i give you my Instagram will you send me a picture of it.
@@holly_wood_dead7751 I don't have an Instagram account, sorry. Just imagine this with a cucumber, I'm pretty sure this the photo is based on.
media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/06/02/sherlock-1-e20e4d122bb80306472eaf22e07a19969d6fc202-s1100-c50.jpg
@@redshirtveteran5688 omg can you send me the picture as well phahahaha
Okay that last one was pretty cute
I love how you say "listen to what I say here" and I cannot understand a single word of what you were saying in the cooking show.
Ain't a 'fail' but Supernatural is great with these lol
You get gems like
'Hisses at Lucifer'
'Dean randomly dies in the shower'
'Aggressively screams Meow'
'Whoosh'
don’t forget the one time where it says ‚booby‘ instead of ‚bobby‘ (season 4 episode 6 ‚yellow fever‘)
A Amphibia caption gone wrong:
“Did you make love to maggots?”
Was supposed to be,
“Did you make lard with maggots?”
Both are bad.
I just remembered the blowfly girl story due to this
@@amtrakfan9125 Me too, LOL. XD
@@amtrakfan9125 how dare you remind me
yes. yes i did.
1:51 THEY ARE GETTING BANNED FROM THAT RESTAURANT
XD
,':| (raised eyebrow emoticon)
XD
Oh God, Auto generated Subtitels are just fucking horrible.
And for you, not even the auto generated subtitles are horrible.
I’ve started realizing just how much JoJo themed YT accounts exist after watching the show and reading some of the manga.
Wait’ll you hear about AUTO GENERATED CHAPTERS.
Guy who spent his whole life working on subtitle-generating algorithms and did the best he could: :(
WTF is "Subtitels"? xD
This is hands down the funniest RUclips video I've ever seen I was in stitches. How does it not have more views.
2:46 That’s literally every girl in a harem anime.
3:10 that reminds me of a Harry Potter bootleg movie who had the perfect English captions FROM ANOTHER MOVIE ALTOGETHER
XD
I'm surprised that "intensity intensifies" is not a meme yet
it should be
2:16 that one i can forgive since nobody gets it right
0:53 "welcome to the year of the [___]"
whores*
I saw [Novak] “Djokivich” become “the joke of it” on live tv during the U.S. open after his name had been subtitled correctly a minute earlier. Not sure if the subtitle person panicked or was thrilled at the opening 😂
ah yes, not novak đoković,
*novak Đokivić*
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HARD IT CAN BE WITH ANIME BEING HOH AND JUST THE SUBTITLES BEING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Angrily fixes bowtie, and intensity intensifies are a classic.
Also see: "Sobs mathematically". The classic "speaks [language]". "M0l3sts egg".
There's also "the greatest one shot fight scene ever" video here in RUclips. Where the close captions take away all the seriousness of the video, it's hilarious.
Among others.
"among"
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
@@user-lz5kh3un8z Now it just sounds like your destroying a bell with a mallet
@@Justin-ul7fh Justin710
I’m not one for physically laughing, I have a sense of humor but 99% of the time it’s a smile or at best a giggle, this shit had me dying laughing
"I will build the biggest sandcastle" well he's got my vote
“Intensity intensifies”
Ah yes
This floor is made out of floor
It makes me laugh because I'm currently learning a new job that consists of typing oral convos for hear-impaired people. We are basically living subtitles lol. When I started the course, I asked why humans were still needed for this job now that we have AI and things like Siri and Alexa. My teacher answered by saying that AI weren't at all as perfect as humans actually, and that we were able to translate far more successfully at the moment. Because of a bunch of things like homophones, names, acronyms, we are able to use punctuation accurately, we also understand the context where an AI will just translate word to word
I remember watching an undertale play through video, and when flowey yelled 'die' the subtitles decided to go 'die like an angry german' I don't know why
please please do this more this is so ridiculously funny
who's the girl in your pfp?
@@zerotwoisreal it's Shinoa Hiragi from seraph of the end
Imagine the kids watching their daily kids tv just to hear “We have had reports of mass murder in our country…” as their subtitles
Your voice honestly makes these funny
2:21 No one man should have all that ducks
The cocks tickin’ I’m just countin’ the odors.
This thing happened in iceland once where they put subtitles from a crime serie thing on an episode of teletubbies
Fuck yeah subtitle misspellings that’s a return to form
3:09 oh thats just swedish trump he’s gonna build a sandcastle seperating sweden from finland
then he builds a fantastic dinosaur train through norway
1:26 Plot Twist: It wasn't just the subtitles