Why Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal SUCK! (APRIL FOOLS 2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal are both overhyped, undercooked games with no level of quality that the Nintendo and Bethesda fanboys keep eating up. I'm here to tell you why they are both terrible games not worthy of your time.
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Комментарии • 119

  • @MaxMarriner
    @MaxMarriner 4 года назад +67

    You are way too good at this impression. Like, it’s concerning.

    • @NearChris
      @NearChris  4 года назад +17

      The best part is I literally have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

    • @carterbruh8170
      @carterbruh8170 4 года назад +2

      Hold on... the Nintendo switch being a horrible console is a joke right? I know it’s an opinion but still

    • @PizzaPasta256
      @PizzaPasta256 4 года назад +1

      Carter Tindell it’s a joke. This video is satire.

  • @mikaeruu0309
    @mikaeruu0309 4 года назад +49

    This was some scary clickbait

  • @filthytea328
    @filthytea328 4 года назад +3

    "I know you BUTTHURT Isabelle fans and you BABY Doomslayer fans will mess dislike the video without even watching it," They did. o h t h e y d i d .

    • @NearChris
      @NearChris  4 года назад +4

      My master plan worked flawlessly.

  • @thaberii
    @thaberii 4 года назад +19

    I just don't understand, why do these people consume such subpar products, and why won't companies like EA stop making this garbage instead of making a real video game like Knack 3.

    • @jonahabenhaim1223
      @jonahabenhaim1223 3 года назад +2

      Jokes aside, I think Variety in a video game is important

  • @raulrojas9253
    @raulrojas9253 4 года назад +43

    this joke isnt even funny ok nevermind it kinda is.

  • @mobileuser7962
    @mobileuser7962 4 года назад +5

    7 people forgot what day it was

  • @BenStudios167
    @BenStudios167 4 года назад +7

    Me: * sees this video *
    Me: peace was never an option

    • @hiveknight7416
      @hiveknight7416 4 года назад +3

      I hope you realize this is a blatant joke

  • @hiveknight7416
    @hiveknight7416 4 года назад +7

    I was surprised to how many people took the bait

  • @Keith_Norman
    @Keith_Norman 4 года назад +18

    Did you say fallout 76 was better Doom man you're lucky this is a joke

  • @PizzaPasta256
    @PizzaPasta256 4 года назад +5

    I can’t believe how many people took the bait lmao

  • @justletmechangemynamegodda5156
    @justletmechangemynamegodda5156 4 года назад +6

    The static, one emotion avatar is just "chef's kiss"

  • @josephbello3914
    @josephbello3914 4 года назад +1

    At first I thought you were serious about this but then I saw the date you uploaded the video. You got me good.

  • @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf
    @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf 4 года назад +1

    for the price of both games you could get at least a year long meet n fuck subscription

  • @mazenhaggag8669
    @mazenhaggag8669 4 года назад +3

    "speedy Eggbert", now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

  • @Mojo1356
    @Mojo1356 4 года назад +1

    What did y’all expect from a video uploaded on April Fool’s day?

  • @bandanan-zthatbandanaweari1121
    @bandanan-zthatbandanaweari1121 3 года назад +1

    This is a story of when you take two games and put them into categories that one or both doesn’t fit.

  • @steelbeans
    @steelbeans 4 года назад +4

    "Todd Howard did not balance this game" is the most accurate statement

  • @flam_iaesc5617
    @flam_iaesc5617 4 года назад +1

    Doom killing demons for a reason,
    Killed bunny :(
    Hurting village :/
    And other stuff.
    And Animal crossing may be boring, but there is a story and guideline ON how to play.

  • @starcannonsupernova293
    @starcannonsupernova293 4 года назад +4

    this is the weirdest Smash Bros game yet

  • @DerpWretch
    @DerpWretch 4 года назад +1

    I unironically thought this was real for a second. Now I feel stupid.

  • @Zekken.00
    @Zekken.00 4 года назад +8

    6:08
    Those are fighting words buddy

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 4 года назад +1

    Why do I feel like Robbie Rants watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 4 года назад +3

    I don’t know if he’s joking but I think he is
    Edit: I’m an idiot yes he’s joking

  • @premiumgarbage1777
    @premiumgarbage1777 4 года назад +1

    "you dare defy me!?"
    - Doom Slayer & Isabelle

  • @vassel6643
    @vassel6643 4 года назад

    Before you comment, remember that this video came out on April 1st.

  • @juanstekelenburg3175
    @juanstekelenburg3175 4 года назад +1

    "can do nothing but kill demons"
    *THATS THE POINT*

  • @thunshad883
    @thunshad883 4 года назад +2

    Now I want to see someone go over this video and prove this video wrong. For jokes obviously because that’s what this video is.

  • @Lycan3303
    @Lycan3303 4 года назад +3

    April fools

  • @BladeBlur
    @BladeBlur 4 года назад

    Can I still call Square Aire?

  • @bernkastel7438
    @bernkastel7438 4 года назад +2

    That title sounds like a Young Defiant video.

    • @grandtactician9801
      @grandtactician9801 4 года назад +1

      I just look up who that is and yep I can definitely see the resemblances.

    • @GooberPipebomb
      @GooberPipebomb 4 года назад

      he also sounds a lot like YD in this video and some of his "points" sound like actual points youngdefiant would make

  • @Boioioio
    @Boioioio 4 года назад

    Its funny because I get that I is an April fools joke but timezones means that this was uploaded on April 2 here...

  • @ayylmao1668
    @ayylmao1668 4 года назад +1

    notice how it was uploaded on April 1st

  • @SterbenCyrodill
    @SterbenCyrodill 4 года назад

    Dudes... Check the date this video was uploaded... WOOOOOOOOOOOSSH

  • @justputsomenamehere8641
    @justputsomenamehere8641 4 года назад

    Just as a reminder smash master has yet to make a Quartering parody

    • @NearChris
      @NearChris  4 года назад

      I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @dakotajohn6002
    @dakotajohn6002 4 года назад

    I thought this was real until the April fools date

  • @nathanieljones8043
    @nathanieljones8043 4 года назад +2

    Smash I you aren't one of them but sonic destroyed the feminist movie birds of prey

  • @footlettuce6102
    @footlettuce6102 4 года назад +1

    Doom eternal is the best game I’ve ever played

  • @sageoffire3964
    @sageoffire3964 3 года назад

    What is your obsession with the spiders?

  • @Eo22I005
    @Eo22I005 4 года назад +7

    Agreed there both bad
    Thats why i prefere persona 5 royal

  • @ayylmao1668
    @ayylmao1668 4 года назад

    I agree with you. Also notice how it was uploaded on April 1st

  • @scottsimm9707
    @scottsimm9707 4 года назад +1

    Oh good. I knew I was right to not buy either of them.

  • @Pucciiscool3
    @Pucciiscool3 4 года назад +2

    Wait is this an April fools video

  • @amywilson-hands7309
    @amywilson-hands7309 4 года назад

    Yea You did not change my mind about doom eternal or animal crossing

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +3

    Smash Bros is actually the worst , why isn't Goku and Shrek in it !!!

    • @MatthewSmart
      @MatthewSmart 4 года назад

      @Foop2006pizza 202 ...please tell me you didn't miss the joke.

  • @DembememTV
    @DembememTV 4 года назад +1

    8:38 oh ok good it is a joke

  • @RedhoodBeyond
    @RedhoodBeyond 3 года назад

    I guess thinking Todd howard designed doom eternal was part of the joke

    • @NearChris
      @NearChris  3 года назад

      not only did Todd design Doom eternal he actually gave birth to Doom Slayer he was in labor for 666 hours it was a real rough one for him

    • @RedhoodBeyond
      @RedhoodBeyond 3 года назад

      @@NearChris okay😂

  • @sashawolfson3602
    @sashawolfson3602 4 года назад +1

    Oh, Never Change dude. 🤣😎

  • @bronzetato6037
    @bronzetato6037 4 года назад

    I thought you really did mean all those things but the last one got me there

  • @memetasticvondank131
    @memetasticvondank131 4 года назад +1

    *You have provoked a gang war*

  • @msrockachic08
    @msrockachic08 4 года назад

    ill give you a doom past it real his wife and son died and bunny died

  • @Zincver
    @Zincver 4 года назад

    Your TEARibble ( no hate on channel )

  • @jackielopez2023
    @jackielopez2023 4 года назад

    Well I don’t get upset since it’s ur opinion, but I think Animal Crossing cause it’s more easier and you just have to do easy stuff like fishing, catching bugs, annoying people- AHEM, I didn’t mean that last part...

    • @filthytea328
      @filthytea328 4 года назад

      Do me a favor and look when this video was uploaded

  • @hunicrisp4208
    @hunicrisp4208 4 года назад +4

    got scared for a moment

  • @stickjohnny
    @stickjohnny 4 года назад +5

    Feminists ruined the sonic movie 😂😂😂

  • @jonnymoodie4837
    @jonnymoodie4837 4 года назад +1

    Doom is one of the best games i have played

  • @Pucciiscool3
    @Pucciiscool3 4 года назад

    I don't get the problem with both games

  • @greededmonk7757
    @greededmonk7757 4 года назад

    The thumbnail is cursed

  • @MartianBuddy
    @MartianBuddy 4 года назад

    Rantsonas are like that

  • @flam_iaesc5617
    @flam_iaesc5617 4 года назад

    I DONT CARE. ISABELLE BEST. DOOM IS Ok I guess.

  • @timothyroehm4307
    @timothyroehm4307 4 года назад

    I hate April Fools it’s such a stupid shtick and it needs to die off!!!

    • @filthytea328
      @filthytea328 4 года назад

      Sorry but it wont any time soon. Are you mad because you fell for it?

  • @Aloha_SnackBar
    @Aloha_SnackBar 4 года назад

    Oh yeah, uploaded april 1st haha.

  • @ferafera944
    @ferafera944 4 года назад +1

    WHY? D:

    • @ferafera944
      @ferafera944 4 года назад

      btw rabbit is doomguys pet named daisy

  • @wiktorstanejko770
    @wiktorstanejko770 4 года назад

    What games do you like then

    • @vassel6643
      @vassel6643 4 года назад

      Check the date of the video.

  • @spacelol6444
    @spacelol6444 4 года назад

    Lol

  • @connorpallister2744
    @connorpallister2744 4 года назад

    Samuel Hayden is dead

  • @msrockachic08
    @msrockachic08 4 года назад

    then make a another vidoe about it

  • @adrena-rage
    @adrena-rage 4 года назад

    Lmao

  • @pullit1066
    @pullit1066 3 года назад

    You always use that same person for all your videos with the weird structure flat you should make it 3D 👎👎👎

  • @SimmonsEnjoyer
    @SimmonsEnjoyer 4 года назад

    I don’t even know what the hell this video is but I disagree

  • @mrgymnast8051
    @mrgymnast8051 3 года назад

    Bruh

  • @TimeLess808
    @TimeLess808 4 года назад

    Thereboth good game’s you son of a glitch how like to lose all your progress in every game!

  • @moveit987
    @moveit987 4 года назад +1

    They are both super boaring!! Totally agreed!!

  • @PRINCIPEPERUANO
    @PRINCIPEPERUANO 4 года назад

    Nice try 😆

  • @pullit1066
    @pullit1066 3 года назад

    You didn't prove your point you just really didn't

  • @mitchellkinney9317
    @mitchellkinney9317 4 года назад

    Are you trying to piss off people???

  • @pullit1066
    @pullit1066 3 года назад

    I'm never watching this channel again it's too cringy too cringy for me

  • @anthonythemadcritic783
    @anthonythemadcritic783 4 года назад

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