Every Smash Bros Stage Reviewed in 10 Words or Less! - NearChris
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Chris reviews every stage in the Super Smash Bros series - roughly 120 or so - in 10 words or less. That's 1,200 words. Geez Chris shut up.
Twitch - / nearchris
Twitter - / nearchris95
Discord - / discord
Intro by Allanbuzzy - / allanbuzzy
Footage Credits-
64
Mamodxx - / mamodxx
Melee
Arronmunroe - / arronmunroe
Ghabulous Ghoti - / thebeninatorj
Nathaniel Bandy - / naeroikathgor
Shesez - / pencakeandwuffle
TheDippySpoon - / @dippydurian
Zeke Belforma - / @zekebelforma
Brawl
Arronmunroe - / arronmunroe
BluRacer7 - / bluracer7
Ghabulous Ghoti - / thebeninatorj
Nathaniel Bandy - / naeroikathgor
NintendoMovies - / nintendowiimovies
NovaExperiment - / novaexperiment
ZombieBuni - / @zombiebuni
3DS/WiiU
AdamZoneTopMarks - / adamzonetopmarks
ChibiKage89 - / chibikage89
DefenderofHyrule - / defenderofhyrule
MarioDragon - / mario11168
NearChris - / smashmaster1995
Snorth93 - / snorth93
William Dearth - / gianteagle1
Ultimate
Nintendo - / nintendo
It took a year to make Orbital Gate Assault
Doesn’t come back for Ultimate.
All that effort for naught.
Sarasaland Subserviant
It was such a unique stage too.
It's too bad all that work went into it . . . It wasn't a very good stage . . .
@@glint8824 I seriously don't get why everyone says that, I play mostly competetively but I like playing on it for casual play.
@@MaxMonado Even for casual I didn't like it. It has way too much going on. Ships blowing up, missiles firing, lasers firing, etc. The stage would kill more than the players would. However, my favorite casual Star Fox stage is Venom. I'm so glad to see it back!
@@glint8824 Yes it is chaotic, that's what I like about it. Idk why maybe it gives me a feeling of satisfaction that I survived all that crap. And besides how many times did you get killed because your opponent happend to get a final smash or op item, the possibilty of getting screwed over like that is weirdly enough one of my favorite things when playing for fun even when it happens to me.
I still wish I could main Randall the (REAL) Cloud
DLC? 👀
Jaime De la Rosa get out
I'm actually one of those weird people that actually pauses the video to read the rules just out of curiosity
SunnyAbsol wow what an individual!
I did it too
Just imagine if every stage was in Ultimate, and you picked random stages on stage morph that turned out to be Icicle Mountain and Rumble Falls...
I want that to be a thing now
I’m glad that’s not a thing.
I T ' S B A T T L E F I E L D
B U T A L S O S O M E T I M E S N O T B A T T L E F I E L D
B U T W I T H S U M M O N S . A N D O N L Y 2 F U C K I N G S O N G S
T H E B E S T S T A G E
B U T W I T H I T S G I M M I C K N O L O N G E R A V A L I B L E
B U T W I T H Y A B O I R A N D A L L
Hanenbow is my fav, mostly because of how weird of a choice it is. Can't wait to use stage morph to combine it with Great Cave Offensive! :D
Jacob Spagnotti chaotic evil
U mad.
I hope we never cross paths online
Welcome to the salty splatoon how tough are ya?
Bat Wolf- How tough am I? I played on Rumble falls with lvl 9 cpus (Meta Knights) for 99min. Guy: Yeah, so? Me: While playing as one Ice climber.
My review of Figure-8 Circuit and Mario Circuit:
They brought back the wrong Mario Kart stages for Ultimate...
5:44 SUPAH MARIO BRUDDAHS 2 IS BACK BAAABY
IT'S A MASTAHPIECE
5/5
Jova38 GAME OF DA YEAR
@@eduardomoreno1754 UH-Ohh!
HERE COMES DA MONEY
8:50 “Boring Luigi’s Mansion... and that’s WITH Hitler living next door!” That one cracked me up!
Meta Crystal: Solo only, but it's-a me, Metal Mario! Wahoo!
Battlefield 64: Its Battlefield, but its solo only...
Final Destination 64: Its solo only, but the background is cool
Battlefield (Melee): Its Battlefield, but better get those Metal Characters
Final Destination (Melee): Final Destination, No Items, Fox Only!
Battlefield (Brawl): Its Battlefield, but casual
Final Destination (Brawl): Its Final Destination, but what about that tripping?
Battlefield (Ultimate): Its Battlefield, but Ultimate!
Big Battlefield (Ultimate): Its Battlefield, but EVERYONE IS HERE!
Final Destination (Ultimate): Where the hype train is going
Wily's Castle: Cool Stage, but why Yellow Devil?
I'm from New York, i'm obligated to like this video.
That's m'boy, Allanbuzzy! Doing great! Keep it up!
(Just to let ya'll know, he did the intro & end cards used on our channel since September 2018.)
Onett: Returned from every game since Melee, and still love it.
For all y'all nerds like me who are interested in how Chris' opinions on the 3DS and WiiU stages changed in three years here you go:
-3D Land: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Arena Ferox: No change
-Balloon Fight: No change
-Battlefield: No change
-Big Battlefield: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Boxing Ring: No change
-Coliseum: From "Yes" to "No"
-Dream Land: No change
-Duck Hunt: No change (went from thinking the dog was Ok to cussing it out)
-Final Destination: No change
-Find Mii: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Flat Zone X: No change
-Gamer: No change
-Garden of Hope: No change
-Gaur Plain: From "No" in 3DS to "Yes" in WiiU to "Indifferent"
-Gerudo Valley: No change
-Golden Plains: No change
-The Great Cave Offensive: No change
-Jungle Hijinks: No change
-Kalos Pokémon League: No change
-Living Room: No change (his opinion on a Tetris stage seems to have changed from indifferent to saddened that it won't happen)
-Magicant: No change
-Mario Circuit: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Mario Galaxy: From "Yes" to "No"
-Miiverse: No change (I wonder if he ever got to see a parent suddenly have to explain pregnant Midna to their kid...)
-Mushroom Kingdom U: From "Yes" to "Indifferent" (went from saying Nabbit wasn't a huge problem to saying he sucks)
-Mute City: From "Yes" to "No"
-Obligatory Penis-Shaped Custom Stage: Well he never covered it here so who the Hell knows?! Presumably it's still a "No"
-Orbital Gate Assault: No change
-Pac-Land: No change
-Pac-Maze: No change
-Palutena's Temple: No change
-Paper Mario: From "No" to "Yes"
-Pictochat 2: No change
-Pilotwings: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Prism Tower: From "No" to "Indifferent"
-Pyrosphere: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Rainbow Road: No change
-Reset Bomb Forest: No change
-Skyloft: No change
-Spirit Train: From "Yes" to "Indifferent"
-Tomodachi Life: From "Yes" to "No"
-Tortimer Island: No change
-Town and City: No change
-Unova Pokémon League: No change
-Wii Fit Studio: No change (that mirror is no longer very, very, very mildly amusing)
-Wily Castle: From "No" in 3DS to "Yes" in WiiU to "No Comment"
-Windy Hill Zone: No change
-Woolly World: No change
-Wrecking Crew: No change
-Wuhu Island: From "No" to "Indifferent"
Also mentioned in the WiiU video were Mushroom Kingdom from Melee and Mario Bros. and 75m from Brawl, where he still despises them now as much as he did then.
The Mario Maker, Suzaku Castle, Midgar, and Umbra Clock Tower stages hadn't been released during his initial reviews so I assume his opinions on them hasn't changed.
I applaud all the effort you put into this list 👍
Meh too long didn’t read it. *tries to change subject* So hows your day?
December 7th:
Oh that's a nice slow upload schedule.
It would be a shame of something,
Happened to it.
Funny!
I liked your quips on the Battlefield variants and how you're obligated to like every New York City-esque level.
5:44 DUNKEY REFERENCE, love this video already 🤪🔥
This video in 10 words or less: This is pure perfection
Bridge of Eldin was the most iconic setpiece in Twilight Princess, imo! The horseback battle against King Bulbin was intense.
Final Destination: Every stage got a version of this for a reason.
Battlefield: Every stage got a version of this for a reason.
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who thought MK7 had the best Rainbow Road!
No, almost everyone thinks that.
NU, MAREIO KARTZ 64S HAZ BEST RAINBOW ROAD... I LIKE WASTING 6 MINUTES OF LIFE THERE................ (Assuming ones not hit by all that much (50cc))
Favorite competitive stage? Yoshi's Story. Favorite casual stage? Temple.
It's sad that Pac-Maze is not in Ultimate while Pac-Land (the worst stage ever made) is in.
Angry99 I think 75m would like to have a word with you.
Yes, but at least 75m aesthetically it is not bad, Pac-Land instead is horrible even in Omega form, looks like drawed with Paint.
Angry99 What's wrong with Pac-Land? The stage looks just like the game it's based on. Adding Pac-Maze into Ultimate would be impossible because of the stage's mechanic(s). Pac-Land is not terrible. By the looks of it, it's very playable, like any of not every Smash stage. Having Pac-Land as a stage is at least better than no Pacman stage at all.
@@angry998 Its supposed to look like it was drawn with Paint.
Lumiose City: Barring walkoff start transformations are fun. Confusing layout in source
Yoshi’s Island: Easily the most fun competitive stage. Ghost Randall’s the shit.
Pirate Ship: You’re right, best Zelda stage. Hazardless better turn off water.
WHAT...
I swear I played the 3DS Version much... and I have been probably watching about a year worth of Smash content... but...
THE PAPER MARIO STAGE CAN FCKING TRANSFORM?! I'm not even joking, this took me by surprise.
R.I.P. Rainbow Road, PAC-MAZE, Poké Floats. We'll miss you.
Mate today's the ten year anniversary of your channel. That's simply epic
11 my b I'm not smart
4:06 this is my favorite stage. just for the scenery.
NOOOO ! I was literally making this video cus it took you so long to make this! I was coming up with as many puns as possible and you beat me to it 🤣
Some of my favorite Smash stages (Plus a few others) reviewed in 10 words or less..
Big Blue: Sonic + Bunny hood = Everybody Super Sonic Racing!
Dracula's Castle: Why are you even here, Kid Dracula?
Smashville: Honestly the best stage just to f*ck around in.
75m/Mario Bros: The Smash equivalent of picking Oddjob in Goldeneye.
Find Mii: Please get a Miitopia song in Ultimate.
Moray Towers: Meh stage in Splatoon, good stage in Ultimate?
Pirate Ship: Raise your hand if you got killed by the lever.
Distant Planet: Raise your hand if you got killed by the waterfall.
Miiverse: Please don't go here as a female fighter. Just...dont.
Luigi's Mansion: Probably inspired the Smash Mansion you see in fanfics
Shadow Moses Island/Palutena's Temple: More famous for the secret coversations than the actual stage.
Port Town Aero Drive: Like Brawl Mario Circuit but with more ways to die.
Pac-Maze: Somehow not in Ultimate.
And that's all the ones I can think of atm.
Later.
Electroplankton was a dsi ware game and the game was basically just adjust the leaves and it makes a different tune based on the colour and angle. I used to own it and i thought it was pleasant at best
Moray Towers is the closest we will ever get to 25m.
Great Cave Offensive:
Unique! I love it! I love the massive stages ok?
3:04 It's Battlefield, but with actually good music.
Stage music for some stages in 10 words or less (according to a Brawl player):
Luigi’s Mansion: It’s either spooky or TETRIS!
WarioWare: Can’t decide what’s better, Mona’s Pizza or The Ashley Song.
New Donk City: 🎶Here we go, off the rails, don’t you know it’s-🎶
Flat Zone: Flat Zone 2 is a bop, but where’s Fever?
Pictochat: Wii Music! Wii Shop! Wii Sports! THERE’S FEVER!
(The one with the boat): Dragon Roost Island is so peaceful and nice.
New Pork City: It’s stuck in my head right now.
Moray Towers: It BETTER have all the good songs from Splatoon 2!
Green Hill Zone: Stupid lyrical Sonic music, why won’t you DIE?
75M: How is it a “song” if there’s only five notes?
Jungle Japes: One of them is good for part of it…
(The small Mario one): That one song is great!
(FF stage): Haven’t played Smash 4, but TWO SONGS?
(The Zelda one with the bridge): I love it!
Halberd: Every song’s great. Heavy metal Kirby remixes are my LIFE!
Skyworld: I like the beepy one, even if my ears hurt.
Pokémon Stadium 2: Classics! They’re all pretty good.
Pokémon Stadium: The same, but with a chorus. Not as good.
Opening Theme: LYRICS! You Melee snobs are missing OUT!
Lemme help you out there as a diehard Brawl player:
Smashvile: Will be permanently in your head if you play Competitive.
Final Destination (Brawl): Best FD song? We're all in agreement? Good.
Rumble Falls: I will never understand why do people hate Bramble Blast.
Midgar: Two songs? Could've at least put in One Winged Angel...
Green Hill/Windy Hill: As a Sonic fan, I'm obligated to like these songs.
Wily Castle: Best. Remix of Wily Stage 1. Ever.
Suzaku Castle (Smash 4): Alright but missing a certain song that goes with everything.
Suzaku Castle (Ultimate): There we go.
Coliseum: AKA the reason why nobody likes FE Fate's theme anymore.
New Donk City: ♫ It's time to jump up in the air! Jump up-♫
Tomodachi Life: The lack of any Miitopia remixes angers me.
Umbra Clock Tower: It's just not the same without the lyrics...
Moray Towers: Please tell me they have both Splatfest songs in there...
Pac-Land: Funny how they have everything but the actual game's music.
Boxing Ring: Hey, has anyone seen my bike? I can't find it.
Dream Land 64: *PUNCH! PUNCH! FALCO-PUNCH! FAaAaALCO-PUN-PUN-PUNCH!*
Distant Planet: Environmental Noises is the best song in Smash 10/10.
Gamer: (Mom's theme plays) *There is no god...*
Dracula's Castle: Funny how Konami gets more love than Square or Capcom.
Shadow Moses Island: Snake Eater is missing something...needs more ladder sounds.
Hanebow: Music so good it's not even in the Sound Test.
Mario Bros: Mario Bros remix is alright. Famicom remix is lit af.
Pac-Maze: I wonder how many people first heard Block Town here.
Peach's Castle (Melee): tmw you know this more from Mario 63 than Melee.
Yoshi's Island (Brawl): If I see someone say "the asshole" one more time...
And finally....
Mushroom Kingdom II: *ITS SUPAH MARIO BROTHAS 2 BAYBEE!!! STILL THE KING!*
Alright. I have given you my aid.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Fountain of dreams' big gimmick is the water reflection
I was hoping two stages after green hill zone he would get to windy hill zone an be like “you just couldn’t have leaved me alone couldn’t you green hill”
2:13 You're supposed to throw opponents into its mouth when it's open. It drags them off-screen immediately afterwards.
And yet...you can't. Throw trajectories always go up, and the top of his open mouth is barely above the lip of the stage. Even if you launch someone straight sideways, the rebound will keep them out of his mouth as it closes. To actually land someone in his mouth requires a spike, so really the only thing he accomplishes is to chew up space to justify the tiny stage.
I once managed to knock both members of the opposing team into Bulborb's mouth in doubles. That was . . . an achievement.
Can we all agree that nobody likes 75m
I kinda liked it
8:46
The Legend of Zelda Temple is my favorite stage.
Final Destination should've been: *it's battlefield. but 1v1 me.*
My review; Part 1
Battlefield: BLAND. (No)
Final Destination: ...NO. (No)
Peach's Castle 64: Pretty tame, but also super charming. (Yes)
Kongo Jungle: Looks bad, but it actually isn't. (Yes)
Hyrule Castle: Alright at first, until tornado comes and ruins everything. (Indifferent)
Planet Zebes: Lamer Brinstar. (No)
Super Happy Tree: Way too big and a troll's best friend. (No)
Dream Land 64: Basically Battlefield, but I like Whispy Woods. (Indifferent)
Sector Z: Corneria, now with 100% more camping! (No)
Saffron City: Electrode is the only issue I can see here. (Yes)
Mushroom Kingdom 64: Lame stage layout with interesting gimmicks. (Indifferent)
RIP Pac-Maze and Rainbow Road.
2:33
Might want a second take there
Thou dareth insult Pilotwings?!?!
Begone demon of the Underworld!
If poke floats isn’t nostalgia bias I don’t know what is.
5:42 no the pipe is still there.
Yeah.
And you can't use it.
Great Cave Offensive: To big for smash
Okay I'll argue! Mario Kart DS had the best Rainbow Road, music and all.
the fact that you have the same exact pc wallpaper as me really caught me off guard
Wily's would be so good if you could specifically turn off Yellow Devil and keep the platforms.
you can now
I thought turning Hazards off disabled the platforms on Wily? Did they change that?
edfreak9001
Yes
Pretty good video. Surprised you don’t have more subscribers :)
*Its Battlefield.....*
5:32
It's Moray Towers.
It can't be good.
GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR BABYYYYYYYY
That was quite humorous
Hanenbow is my favorite stage....
One does not play on Distant Planet without intentionally sacrificing themself as a snack for the lulz.
8:55 Actually in my game Lissa from Fire Emblem married Hitler. Also the auto word choices spelt it out for me.
5:43 . Nice dunkey reference
I feel called out for all my Bulborb related deaths
.....
I actually like the mario bros stage. even though it isnt competetive in the slightest.
I disagree with some of these ratings but I respect your opinion. 🙂
5:39 is that stage from 64? I’ve never seen it and I’ve played 64 a lot...
Everything reviewed in 10 words or less.
Randall Gang where you at?
I swear some of these are more than 10 words, but I'm too lazy to figure out if they are.
Ok the the bes... KNACK2 BABY
Big Blue is so underrated.
Pirate Ship the best Zelda stage, MK7 Rainbow Road is easily the best. Don't @
It's battlefield. Without the features that make it battlefield
Oh bless finally someone else who hates Magicant and SNES Mute City
It's literally just the Flying Men. Once that Hazard Toggle's in my hands, Magicant will be a-okay.
SmashMasterShow yea fair. I kinda hate the platform layout and music as well but that’s just me ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ya boi Randal
I’m from New York too, major props
Favorite stages are Pokemon stadium 1 and 2 now i can use stage morph to combine them and make all the hazards
I will combine the smallest stage (flat zone) with the biggest stage (Plautena’s Temple)!
I hope someday they fuse both stages, as they did with Flat Zone 1 & 2
My favorite can be described like this
Kirby ship but with mask pewpew
h a l
Everyone knows Poke Floats is the best stage!
Better palutena’s temple: hyrule temple if it was shadow Moses island
*_"boring people"_*
alright man
What's the order??? I thought it was going to be from 64- Smash 4 stages, order is just off to me and doesn't make sense to me..
Alphabetically. And if stage names were changed in Ultimate (like Yoshi's Island 64 to Super Happy Tree) I went by the renames.
4:32 Thats not a Church. That’s the Pokémon league
Yeah.
And it looks like a Church.
I realized that Dracula castlevanina quote
Rainbow road is not coming... that hurts so much :(
I like all the stages.
Lol yeah, why do we like Poke Floats? It's so terrible, yet we all love it for some reason.
I actually liked Icicle Mountain. Instead of fighting on the mountain I just climbed up the mountain.
RANDALL FOR SMASH #RANDALLGANG
wait.... what is this? someone else who likes great blue? i see hell has finally frozen over.
Moray Towers: Looks just as bad as the map that it was inspired from
I’m not sure about some of these, but I can’t complain about a fellow Pac-Land fan.
It’s battlefield but also sometimes not battlefield
He is from new york... you know
I remain the 1% who hates Pokéfloats.
_Now we can all be Battlefield_
Best Rainbow Road is the 64 remake from Mario Kart 8.
GREAT BAY IS THE BEST THING EVER CREATED FOR SMASH
I’m ready for smash
Dreamland has a slightly bigger top platform and the placing is slightly different.
Pyrosphere in 10 words or less: Cool idea but, SCREW YOU RIDLEY
Yes love dis vid