LMAO!! That reminded me of an actual scene in The Fourth Apprentice when Jayfeather just slams the Poppy-Honey-Berry situation like "Berrynose is only with Poppyfrost because Honeyfern died of he course she's just a replacement and he loves Honey more I mean OBVS."
what do I have to do for you to be with me? hang on did I just find people who get the subtlest 21 chump street reference on a moonkitti video-- I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
BrambleStar: Oh I love that kid... AlderHeart: Looks up at his father with hopefulness and tears in his eyes. SparkPelt: Lifts up a 50 pound weight. AlderHeart: *Throws himself into the Moonpool, thinking why his dad so terribly try’s to make him feel the worst he possibly can*
"Listen Morty I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical in our brains that compel us to breed. It hit hard Morty, then it slowly fades. Leaving you in a failing marriage. I did it, you're parents did it, BREAK THE CYCLE MORTY, FOCUS ON SCIENCE!" Jayfeather (AU where Rick and Morty are cats)
You know considering star clan nothing when they were dealing with a dying intruder which made him look really heartless And led to his wife almost dying of exhaustion and his sister-in-law dying of exhaustion made his wife lie to his face about his niece and Nephews Pretty much gave the mental grief about the fact they may never have kids of their own because they lied about squirrel flight being Barren Had a niece which went crazy because she found out she was basically a living code breaker because they made really weird rules About relationships to begin with and Didn’t help their original home I think I’d probably be done with white star clan has to say
I can see Bramblestar doing a renaming ceremony (Like Firestar renaming Lostface Brightheart) and renaming Alderheart Little Squirrel Boy. Also Squirrelflight’s in the back glaring at Bramblestar like she’s going to kill him.
Bramblestar “Don’t you know better than to take that tone with your probable father maybe perhaps, Wait what book is this!” I love how they know they’re in a book!
When you come back from the future to tell Jayfeather that in Lost Stars Sorrelstripe has kits xD so maybe his relationship advice isn't the best xD Freaking love Alderheart in this
ThunderClan now: Bramblestar: Okay, I just need to graft on an extra muzzle and tail for the war! Squirrelflight: Uuuuummmmmm... Bramblestar: Shut up! Alderheart: Dad, about the prophecy... Bramblestar: StarClan is ridiculous! (Chugs a bottle of Corona Light) Sparkpelt: Look at me dad! I caught three thousand mice! Squirrelflight: Good job, honey! Alderheart: :( Jayfeather: I hate all of you. Sorrelstripe to Bumblestripe: It's a wonder that ThunderClan's prey hasn't all been killed off yet! Bumblestripe: Yeah! I mean, we could be two separate clans! Ivypool: And I'll name you Katkit, Angerissueskit, and Devilkit! Fernsong: Wonderful names, honey! Now let me babysit them! Ivypool: Okay. Dovewing: DON'T FORGET ME!!!!
Sometimes I ask myself: Why is Sparkpelt better at hunting and fighting? How does Alderheart have a special connection with Starclan? But the one I ask the most is why is Jayfeather so awesome?😂😂😂
Alderheart: "Dad dad! Starclan has sent me a prophecy!" Brambletrash: "Who are you again?" Alderheart: "Your son? Your only son." Brambletrash: "Oh I think you mean my favorite daughter, Sparkpelt. I've never had a son before. I wonder what it's like." Alderheart: "Starclan. Why was a born?" Starclan: "You're a good counterpart to Jayfella."
I feel like Alderheart got all of Firestar's weaknesses: self-doubt, pining after a dead cat, self-doubt, self-doubt, self-doubt, poking his nose everywhere, self-doubt, and oh, did I mention self-doubt? Also, did I mention how Sparkpelt got her *BUFFNESS* and *CONFIDENCE* from Firestar?
*and Jayfeather to give everyone extremely bad relationship advice*
That's accurate.
Correction: jayfeller
No its jayphillip
Yes
Extremely accurate. Even Erin Hunter watches this and says "Yup, that's how I wrote him. Such a good Jay Fella."
*Jay Fella*
“I love that kid.”
*stars tearing up with tears of joy.*
Only to realise his father was talking about his sister
I know I feel bad for that adorable cat
**Sob**
*BrambleStar's voice is life*
I... am... BRAMBLESTAR
😂😂
Wth is wrong with me
@@Termulus I'm the 666th like-
i try to find every bramblestar video i can because his voice 👌🏻
Yes
*BrambleStar’s voice is Santa’s*
You should just give up, there’s three single men left in ThunderClan, all of them in their late thirties, and you’re Sorrelstripe, lets face it.
Ella Pocock Becoming a kittypet is a viable option for her too.
@@nectarinn3 that against the code though, every is breaking the code now a days..
@Ella Pocock Nope, only major characters are allowed to do that
@@Clooover No that's how you become a major character.
@@adt4864 Bruh thats lowkey exactly what I said-
"Little Squirrel-Boy" -Bramblestar 2k17
“alderflight”
poor baby alderwump. Should've brought Bramblestar a bud light. It's a bud light kinda day.
That Otter thing OMG YAES YES MADE MY DAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSS PRAYYS STARCLAN 4 BRAMBLESTAR BUDLIGHT OMG LOLOLOLOL XD
That Otter thing Nah, I think Alderwump would have been better off getting Bramblestar a Corona Light with a hint of lime.
Yeah 😂
BUDLIGHT NITE
omg someone like this comment! I'm its 399th like!!! GIVE IT 400!!!!!!
I’m crying of laughter XD
“And Jayfeather who gives bad relationship advice.”
Madison Ezman I legit thought bramblestar said jayfellow .
Idk why .
LMAO!! That reminded me of an actual scene in The Fourth Apprentice when Jayfeather just slams the Poppy-Honey-Berry situation like "Berrynose is only with Poppyfrost because Honeyfern died of he course she's just a replacement and he loves Honey more I mean OBVS."
*extremely
Ya known just to say how bad at advice he is
‘I have a couple toes grafted on’
SO DID I :D
Serena CatAttack so I said hi
...
Ham Sandwich and i was like what the heck i gotta do to be with you..
Kill Me (what the heck I gotta do)
How did that go for you
what do I have to do for you to be with me? hang on did I just find people who get the subtlest 21 chump street reference on a moonkitti video-- I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
is it strange that I almost cried in joy when Bramblestar said "I love that kid" and Alderheart is just like all extremely "wait you do?"
“Oh little squirrel boy~Chan! Kekekekeke~~~!”
“Bramblestar what the f-“
Meh Space Dorito Heyo
Vixmaster :p hello
actual art
True poetry
lmfao
BrambleStar: Oh I love that kid...
AlderHeart: Looks up at his father with hopefulness and tears in his eyes.
SparkPelt: Lifts up a 50 pound weight.
AlderHeart: *Throws himself into the Moonpool, thinking why his dad so terribly try’s to make him feel the worst he possibly can*
Jayfella XD Hehe. That's what I heard.
pinkbunnygirl43 oh hey pinkbunnygirl43. I love your vids!
Hiiii
pinkbunnygirl43
Hi!
you watch moonkitti?!?! :O
Me too :3
Oh RIP just when I thought he was praising Alderheart for once...
(The extremely bad relationship advice though. x'D)
AveryCF me too
"Oh, *Little Squirrel Boi*"
lightingale XD
*little squirrel boi*
Sparkpelt? I'm speechless.😂
Twerps34 Nah I'm a lazy couch potato we don't have time for that but lifes still good join the squad if you haven't already.
Maddy kins ILL JOIN THE SQUAD XD
E W00F Yay! Lmao!!!XP
Maddy kins XP YASSSS
Jake is your father, Jake is my father
Jake is everybody's father
Catpops TV We are all Jake
Becca Stegman wow, science.
And Squirrelflight is everybody's mom
And spottedleaf is everybody's aunt
Jake is his own father
Don't rely on Jayfeather. Just- just don't.
Dang I listened to it you could've told me sooner
Sorry but jaybae needs to be listened to
"Listen Morty I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical in our brains that compel us to breed. It hit hard Morty, then it slowly fades. Leaving you in a failing marriage. I did it, you're parents did it, BREAK THE CYCLE MORTY, FOCUS ON SCIENCE!" Jayfeather (AU where Rick and Morty are cats)
Snerrk the Merc Dang it. That makes way too much sense. 😂
Everyone: “Jayfeather is the grumpiest cat At the lake” what they do: “I need relationship advice”
Jayfeather is the best at giving people extremely bad relationship advice
Well, his girlfriend is from a completely different time period. He’s a bit *out of date* with this whole relationship thing.
Alderheart is me lol. I was so mad at Bramblestar in the book because he didn't really do anything about the prophecy.
•Feather• Same. One of my least favorite cats
You know considering star clan nothing when they were dealing with a dying intruder which made him look really heartless And led to his wife almost dying of exhaustion and his sister-in-law dying of exhaustion made his wife lie to his face about his niece and Nephews Pretty much gave the mental grief about the fact they may never have kids of their own because they lied about squirrel flight being Barren Had a niece which went crazy because she found out she was basically a living code breaker because they made really weird rules About relationships to begin with and Didn’t help their original home I think I’d probably be done with white star clan has to say
@Dyu oh thank you
@Dyu welcome
1:18 Little does Alderheart know that he was talking about Sparkpelt....
@Dyu lol the comment at the top is now about three single men being left in ThunderClan
Thanks to you I can only see BrambleStar as a jolly grandpa now.
"little squirrel boy"
*boi
boi*
“oh little squirrel boy do you want to be a medicine cat when you’re older?”
b-bramblestar-
I can see Bramblestar doing a renaming ceremony (Like Firestar renaming Lostface Brightheart) and renaming Alderheart Little Squirrel Boy. Also Squirrelflight’s in the back glaring at Bramblestar like she’s going to kill him.
0:59 I need at least 20mins of Jayfeather giving relationship advice in my life.
"Don't you know better than to take that tone with your probable father maybe perhaps?"
"Wait what book is this?"
Hey, Firestar had a "special connection" to StarClan (cough Spottedleaf cough) and he wasn't a medicine cat. lol
“Basically worthless in all forms of combat” 😂 poor alderheart
I swear if they somehow pull Firestar into this, I'LL FUCKI~~~
_This User Has Self Destructed_
KittiKast That's not firestar, it's sparkpelt
I meant if they somehow pull Firestar into the prophecy, I'll strangle the Erins one by one :3
KittiKast ah, sorry xD
It's fine, honest mistake :)
What are you talking about sparkpelt is clearly firestar reincarnated he's already there -3-
Relationship Advice by Jayfeather- the TV Show
Kasum¡ on Everyday at every hour
Bramblestar: I lOvE tHaT KiD...
Alderheart: looks up hopefully*
Bramblestar: admiring sparkpelt*
Alderheart: T_T
Lol. Poor Alderheart. It's hard to talk to Daddy Bramble. Love Bramblestar's voice, it's so epic:3
Bye
Bramblestar “Don’t you know better than to take that tone with your probable father maybe perhaps, Wait what book is this!” I love how they know they’re in a book!
Do you even lift bro
that name tho
Let’s all agree that Bramblestar is a 10x better father than Hawkwing
Than*
agreed
Agreed
Agreed
squirrelboy
i’m dead ok
"Have you considered not taking the magical dead cats in the sky so seriously"
- bramblestar 2020
Only 3 single men in their late thirties?
Blossomfall don't give a flip
*BRAMBLESTAR'S VOICE GIVE ME LIFE*
I was just looking at your videos hoping for a new video
My wish was granted
“Wait what book is this?”
That had me DYING 😂😂😂
When you come back from the future to tell Jayfeather that in Lost Stars Sorrelstripe has kits xD so maybe his relationship advice isn't the best xD
Freaking love Alderheart in this
Bramblestar: I love that kid
Alderheart: *hopeful face*
Sparkpelt: lol nope
"We got Jayfeather to give everyone incredibly horrible relationship advice"
The last 3 to 4 arks summarized
ThunderClan now:
Bramblestar: Okay, I just need to graft on an extra muzzle and tail for the war!
Squirrelflight: Uuuuummmmmm...
Bramblestar: Shut up!
Alderheart: Dad, about the prophecy...
Bramblestar: StarClan is ridiculous! (Chugs a bottle of Corona Light)
Sparkpelt: Look at me dad! I caught three thousand mice!
Squirrelflight: Good job, honey!
Alderheart: :(
Jayfeather: I hate all of you.
Sorrelstripe to Bumblestripe: It's a wonder that ThunderClan's prey hasn't all been killed off yet!
Bumblestripe: Yeah! I mean, we could be two separate clans!
Ivypool: And I'll name you Katkit, Angerissueskit, and Devilkit!
Fernsong: Wonderful names, honey! Now let me babysit them!
Ivypool: Okay.
Dovewing: DON'T FORGET ME!!!!
Ah, only Thunderclan could pull this off
I am using wireless headphones so it is amazing standing on the other side of the room and still hearing this beautiful masterpiece
"I'm as big as you"
Keep thinking that Alderheart
I'm crying
I'm so far behind in the books I wish I could understand this
Dark Rays Of Sunshine I've only just finished power of three
I've been In the fandom for at least 3 years, and yet I haven't read Into the Wild. I know so little that I know too much about the books
I can relate I'm still on fourth apprentice but my library is acting funk so I'm stuck on it ;-;
I love your vids! They are amazing and perfect and hilarious! Please notice me senpai!
I mean I don't think I'm a senpai to anyone but I noticed ya
Bramblestar seems like the cat who doesnt want to acknowledge his kid bc last time he did, he found out his kids weren't his
Omg can I just say how adorable Twigpaw and Finpaw are they are my absolute OTP
Sometimes I ask myself:
Why is Sparkpelt better at hunting and fighting?
How does Alderheart have a special connection with Starclan? But the one I ask the most is why is Jayfeather so awesome?😂😂😂
Well, looks like Bramblestar finally said it.
He loves that kid.
But then again it wasn't about Squirrelboi
Bramble star:I love that kid
Alder heart:*his eyes shine with pride
Then we find out he meant Sparkpelt
“I love that kid” COME ON BRAMBLESTRAW! I seriously thought he was talking about Alderheart!
Alderheart looked so happy and then Sparkpelt.
I only cried for three hours
Bramblestar: "What book is this?"
Me: "Oh this is the first book, Into the Wild!"
I love that kid
*Cuts to Sparkpelt doing impossible weight lifting*
"Have you considered taking the magical cats in the sky less seriously"
TRUER WORDS HAVE NOT BEEN SAID
"wait, what book is this?" Bramblestar, I think you're getting old...
Alderheart: *breaks down crying*
Super sick right now. This made my day. Thank you alimighty Moonkitti!
Others exercising: 1:21
Me excercising: (In Jayfeathers Tone): Just give up.
That ending warmed my heart for a short while
I beg that Alder did *NOT* notice Bramble'star was looking at Spark'pelt TwT
He deserves love ;w;
It’s okay squirrelboi, I love you!
Alderheart: "Dad dad! Starclan has sent me a prophecy!"
Brambletrash: "Who are you again?"
Alderheart: "Your son? Your only son."
Brambletrash: "Oh I think you mean my favorite daughter, Sparkpelt. I've never had a son before. I wonder what it's like."
Alderheart: "Starclan. Why was a born?"
Starclan: "You're a good counterpart to Jayfella."
I swear to god, the personalities you put on the Warrior Cats characters are so much better than the originals and deserve freaking oscars 😂
Well, at least alderheart isn't being a breezepelt about it.
I'm- this is majestic.
puberty didn't hit alderheart as hard as i didn't think it would
I would want Jayfeather’s relationship advice
jayfeathers romantic advise is great
1:17
MY HEART
MY HEART
WASN’T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
I love how more of the comments are about Jayfeather than Alderheart
*LITTLE SQUIRREL BOY*
"Wait, what book is this?"
Alderheart don't cry anymore, please!
Now I know why my relationship didn't work out, JAYFEATHER!!!!!!!
And this is why bramblestar and alderheart are my favorite characters
Thank you for this gift
Moon you the bae your Spottedleafs Heart video was amazing you go girl keep going!
" Wait what book is this?"
*Sighs*
Oh Bramblestar.
"Your *probable father maybe perhaps* -- wait what book is this?"
Alderhearts face when he think Bramblestar actually said something not damaging to his mental health🤩
Don't worry, Sorrelstripe! If Blossomfall x Thornclaw is possible, then you can get a mate!
Good timing! I just finished reading Darkest Night and can understand all these jokes now... :’D
This is amazing, I love you for this
Alder hearts face…. My heart…. It can’t take this
So so beautiful squirrel boy
"Squirrleboy" -Bramblestar 2018
"Hey little squirrel boy!" I died laughing
I don't care if I haven't read the 5th series yet. These videos are still funny as hell.
The relationship advice classic
There are only THREE single men in ThunderClan?!!!! Holy StarClan-! Is one of them Bramblestar after this video?
I have got to read the books again from New Prophecy to current with Brambleclaw talking in that voice.
I feel like Alderheart got all of Firestar's weaknesses: self-doubt, pining after a dead cat, self-doubt, self-doubt, self-doubt, poking his nose everywhere, self-doubt, and oh, did I mention self-doubt? Also, did I mention how Sparkpelt got her *BUFFNESS* and *CONFIDENCE* from Firestar?
this verson of bramblestar is absolutely perfect in every way shape and form
I love that kid.
Alderheart is so excited- Bramble has never considered him his son or said he loved him- EVER-