Also no one's gonna mention the fact that the entire town tag teamed Micheal and he managed to kill ALL of them with just a knife meanwhile they have bats and other weapons
"If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?" *Lights flicker* "Michael Myers!" *Spongebob, Squidward, and Nerdy Fish shake their finger naughtily at him.*
I'm convinced this movie is about Michael's artistic exploration. He's finding new and unique ways to kill then stands back to look at his work, tilting his head in contemplation. He takes the time to carefully arrange bodies for exhibition. He's not just a monstrous killer, he's also clearly a misunderstood artist.
“Oh look, the seemingly unstoppable masked psycho killer is getting up off the ground, let’s all stand right by him and one by one take a weak swing at him while he easily kills us. You, with the gun, ya know, the accurate ranged weapon? Yeah, stand right next to Michael and take your time squeezing that trigger, will ya? Evil is soooooo dying tonight”.
@@CandieP being from a small town myself, I agree. Small town America has more handguns and hunting rifles than most would imagine. The gun cabinet was always a staple piece of furniture where I’m from. If Michael Myers ever walked through Lock Haven, Pa, he’d simply be filled with copper coated .30-0-6, .284, .30-30, etc. from 25-50yards away after a “hold my beer”.
I never understood Michael's powers. Sometimes he is bullet proof and heat proof. Sometimes you can hit him with a bag of bricks and he reels but dosent fall. Other times you can stab him with a pitchfork and he falls down as if dead.
This new continuity is so inconsistent. At least with the two _Halloween II_ timelines they were building off Michael being some kind of supernaturally imbued monster that film had retroactively established. Now they seem to want it both ways, making human in some regards and a _Halloween II_ esque invulnerable entity in others.
Its ambiguous. Its not spelled out for us but too many instances have shown Michael to be more than a man. Maybe Halloween Ends will answer questions since its the end of this trilogy.
@@multitudeofidols Not really. It's nothing new. Michael seemed to die after Laurie stabbed his eye out in the original, yet he walks off six revolver shots to the chest like it's nothing.
There actually was a reason in the old Halloween 2. It was part of the whole druid cult bit, looking at how things died for portents of the future or what not, and also why he only acts on Halloween. Though that's just why he does the head-tilt watching thing, not really why he would go out of his way to add more knives or set things up decoratively.
@@jaeusa160 because that’s just his personality. In this timeline he’s just a monster who has the mentality of a child almost. He’s curious about his own work and likes to take different angles to appreciate them. He’s always set his kills up in interesting ways. Even in the first film he set up bob, Linda, and Annie in decorative ways. He’s always been that way.
@@jaeusa160 I haven't seen halloween 2 in a while, so bare with me here, but didn't they tack on that whole thorn cult timeline starting with 6 as some bs means to continue the story after 5? As far as I remember, there was nothing with a cult in 2?
@@NYC_Goody It's in 2. Loomis and the nurse find traces of Michael in a classroom or something where he'd written "Samhain", and it goes into a brief discussion on it referencing Halloween, and the Druids who would observe the dead for portents of the future. More was done with that from 4-6, but bringing in the druidism to begin with was actually part of 2. Probably about a third of the way into the movie, before the nurse gives the sister reveal.
Sin 43 should be removed. Michael’s two fingers were shot off and he was bandaging his hand in the old couple’s bathroom until they rudely interrupted him. 😂
@@SparkY0 If you would have asked me in 2001 if we would have had 7,000 Fast N Furious movies, there's no way I would have thought yes. But here we are, and Ludacris is involved now, and none of it makes any sense.
@@G-Unit1111 Perhaps they will have a time travelling car that picks up bill and ted along their own adventure and together they will drift though time and space while out racing their foes.
I mean I guess so far a lot of people are still loving the Halloween franchise because I know I still do I mean there is some I think I like the less than others but I still love it and I’m so excited for this one coming out
I'm surprised no sins were taken off for the scene between Michael and the firefighters. That was epic. Also, fire hoses have an immense amount of pressure. That was shown to reiterate just how strong Michael is.
Agreed, but it should have had a little setup. Someone being clipped by the spray and flailing down to show the power of it. Most people dont realize how powerful water is when under pressure. So would just see him essentially getting a shower
Remember that time in the first film when he took the time to put on a bed sheet after cutting eye holes into them and then glasses to pretend to be a girl’s BF?
@@c0zyD If something is written specifically to be hard to kill it isn't plot armor. Now if they revealed "this specific thing will kill this guy" and then it _doesn't_ kill him because of a completely not revealed until that moment asspull, THAT is plot armor. Meyers has pretty much always been suggested to be "more than human", perhaps something akin to a force of nature.
These most recent Halloween reboots (2018, Kills, and Ends) are fundamentally flawed because they both want to play up Michael Myers as a supernatural force of evil who has been terrorizing Haddonfield and Laurie's family for 40 years, and have him be a dude who killed a few people on Halloween and then got locked up uneventfully for 40 years.
Thats what im saying a guy killed 5 people 40 years ago. People are STILL haunted about it this this level? and they speak like he was a immortal being that they knew he could do this. Major flaw. Because if they were that mad about it. They could of just burned down the place where they had him a long time ago. why wait until he escaped to all of a sudden get pumped up about it.
They wanted the notoriety of all the sequels to build up MM and borrow MANY of the plots and shots and even character arcs. YET decanonized them AND shat on them, like they made something superior 🤨.
@@FaceFamous tbf Charles manson didn't kill anyone and yet people obsess about him still. It isn't out of the question that a very small town would obsess over a dude who killed several teens on halloween night. the fact it happened on that night in that manner further plays up Michael's allure. but him going to a sanitarium uneventfully the last 40 years as the person above says is what ultimately kills this notion. having him disappear like the end of the first movie shows then randomly come back 40 years later would have made more sense as people would have wondered where he went
I actually loved the fashback and Loomis' look. I really thought that was Donald Pleasance. Amazing. But I agree on most sins. Like the woman with the iron ahahaa
Because it's been blown waay out of proportion. I actually give props to Cinemasins because they are lot of posts online complaining about it more so than the times the phrase has been uttered.
Tommy was watching the news that whole scene. Shouldn't he have seen the difference in size and overall look between Myers and the innocent patient calling for help? Their inmate photographs were clearly displayed for him to see how Michael could be identified, especially height wise. Just feel bad for the mental patient who was asking for help, both in the movie and in real life.
5:46 Dunno, but I found the way he was stabbing knives into the guy in the kitchen damn funny. Think it was mainly the way that Myers leans back and raises his hands slightly like he's trying to "frame" it which was like what artists on kids TV shows would do to show off their work and how they're supposedly considering their next step on it. So the "Museum of Modern Art" comment just tickled me there.
Bro, the head-tilt was initially an evocative moment but it transformed into more of an affection. It continues to be a real projection of humanity onto MM. This head-tilt for example seems to express kind of a world-weary indifference.
Another sin that probably should be added is how did the fire department know Laurie's house was on fire? By the previous movie's logic Laurie cut herself off from civilization, and heck had blow torches setup around the rooms to burn Michael to a crisp should he find her. I highly doubt she would have continued to have smoke detectors in her home if she really was adamant about killing Michael.
What really annoyed me about this movie is that the idea of the entire town taking up arms to take down Myers SHOULD have worked. Literally everyone would be on alert knowing Michael is back in town, and they know he's way too dangerous for a small group of people to handle, AND they would be determined enough to want to stop him once and for all. The ONLY reason this didn't end Michael is because of this damn writing.
What annoys me is that in the first me basically everyone except Laurie is oblivious to Michael but in this movie they’re suddenly up in arms, let alone suddenly know/remember who he is
People in this movie: "there's safety in numbers, let's stick together." Also people in this movie: "The four of us have found Michael Myers, let's not call anyone else. I'll go in by myself, the rest of you stay in the car."
Tbf even in numbers they aren't safe, if Michael actually was in the hospital he would have been able to kill every person regardless of number. Atleast he hid from people in the previous movies, in this he just kills nonstop and no one even seems to fear death
@@shadesteel9247 It's ridiculous that everyone in the movie is so stupid and incompetent, since they also made Michael immortal-there's no reason to give him plot armor if he's already unkillable.
The movie played this well. Everyone watching would have been nodding about how the folk who split up got taken out by Michael and then suddenly he was lured into a lynching circle. Applause!!! Oh.
Fun fact: The start credits with the jack-o-lanters actually have one jack-o-lantern for each movie on the halloween saga so far as some kind of tribute or homage.
Opening credits on Halloween Ends were really cool. Carved Pumpkins bursting out of other carved pumpkins and then the final shot of pumpkin guts covered in blood. So cool.
This video is hilarious from beginning to end, I can't wait for the Halloween Ends sins to begin. Also, liked the 1978 nod at 2:15, stating how long it took Hawkins to enter the room from wherever he was in-between ...
I still enjoy the tilt-head. And that Michael makes art displays out of his victims. Adds to his personality as a trickster and someone who embraces the spooky season, and not just a killing machine.
yeah its kind of been his trademark over the years, I always had an issue with the cop saying " Haddonfield a place where nothing exciting ever happens" like they weren't just chasing a masked serial killer who just butchered a bunch of teens 🤣🤣🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂
What's crazy is i watched this movie for the first time today as this video was coming out! I saw Halloween 2018 in theaters and wanted to watch it again starting from 2018 leading up to Halloween ends! The timing on this is perfect
Yeah me too. They get a lot of shit but I've been watching for more years than I can remember now- atleast 6-7yrs. I watch most all new uploads and put their Playlist on when I need to sleep but need background noise,, I'm proactively, singlehandedly keeping the channel alive lol
My favorite part where i laughed out loud was when he throws the doctor out of the car on the floor, then next we see her she’s like 50yds away coming after him 😂
It was not supposed to be funny. That is how everyone in Hollywood thinks most people are killed with guns. That would never happen in real life. Not to mention no person who had ever shot a gun before would walk up to within 2 feet of the person they are trying to shoot.
@@fonduan7033 My brother and I even made a joke on what if the cops came at that very second. Michael would be like "I didn't do that. That was not me. Those people over there? That was me. I had nothing to do with this" and then his lawyer would hyperfocus on that one death. lol
Aww missed opportunity at the end, you could have used Little John just standing, screaming no at Michael Myers and then switched to him as henchman just standing, screaming no at Mike Myers driving a steamroller. Very meta 😂
Michael McDonald, he was so funny on Mad TV, which was the real SNL that whole run they had, he also was in leprechaun 2, where he's killed in that one 2..y'all go Utube - are you a good person by living waters
My main question I was mentally screaming when the mob was attacking Myers like “Noooooo, why did you stop?!?” If Myers had that level of immortal notoriety I would have used the “wood chipper into a tank of piranhas” method that taskmaster and Bullseye used to try to kill Deadpool. Then I would have gone a step further by sending every piranha separately all over the world to different locations, before tying a brick to Myer’s mask and dropping it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
I love when they make this big dramatic scene of Karen pulling out a knife and you think she might like stab him in the brain or cut his head off or something but instead she just stabs him in the shoulder.
They were probably unaware of who they were going against.Remember,this timeline ignores every but the original so he only has killed 5 people so the town of haddenfield has no clue who he really is. This Michael isn't "supernatural" like curse of thorn Michael where he can take Jason Voorhees levels of tramau.This version is pretty much a brute but not completely invulnerable.
I grew up with firemen. I lived in a firehouse. And the fact that the sin wasn't for the fact that Michelle Myers was able to walk, let alone STAND after being hit by the hose. Was the real sin. Showed that too my mom and she went "nah he would be on the ground."
I don’t know who Michelle is but I know this movie wants Michael to be a supernatural terror, or so it seems The idea of the hose is definitely to display Michael’s inhuman potency As for Michelle, I think we gotta get these two together…or not!
In one night, Michael received multiple gunshots, stabbings, a pitchfork in the back, was set on fire, beaten with bats, experienced severe smoke inhalation... when exactly did he get struck by lightning and become an immortal zombie?
When that chick shot herself due to Michael kicking the door at her, it lost me and I hated the rest bc suddenly all the characters became completely idiotic. Hopefully Halloween Ends is better
Yup and they keep dragging in more characters just to kill or waste time. Especially the ones from the original and the couples, like the reporters and the doctor/nurse couple. Both couples could have been useful but just died for no reason, making them irrelevant to the story. And the old characters only play off of nostalgia.
4:14 These hoses are so strong that they are sometimes used to push people back in protests. Actor James Jude Courtney who played Michael said that his stomach hurt a lot after filming this scene. Dude took it like a champ
All the random weapon choices like the iron and hockey stick were paying homage to the ways M8chael has killed people in the other movies. It was a really cool callback for the diehard fans.
I always take issue when people are like "why are they fighting one on one when there are plenty of them" this is a real thing that happens. For what ever reason when people fight against one person in a mob if they don't immediately tackle the person and are instead looking to injure the person they will typically do this. There is only of my favorite examples of this in a show where they had 3 master fencers try to fight 100 novices and the novices did largely the same thing, to which the master fencers said made it easier. (It was a whole "could the 3 musketeers really take on 100 men?" Thing)
0:48 Actually, I think they're alluding to Michael's supernatural abilities, which he's had since the original film. Seriously, not only does Michael teleport in the original, but he also uses telekinesis by opening and closing doors and even unlocking car doors without a key. But people forget that. That being said, Halloween Kills is perhaps the absolute worst in terms of writing. It's a shame because it has many excellent technical aspects, from cinematography, to set design, to soundtrack.. but the writing (which is one of the most important aspects) is so terrible that it actually ruins the film.
I love that this film took everything that made its predecessor good, pulverised it, slammed it into the bin, and set it on fire with a contemptuous look. Can't wait to be emotionally unaffected by the third one
That's not unique to this franchise, it's what Hollywood does now. At least Michael Myers is still a white bloke! Give it a couple of years, they'll alter his race, gender or sexuality, then when it bombs at the box office they'll blame the fans and accuse them of being "racist", "sexist" or "homophobic". They'll point the finger at anyone but themselves when annihilating another piece of (white) Western culture.
Or how about Laurie being able to do ANYTHING after major emergency abdominal surgery? Seriously, I could chalk up a lot of things to "slasher film logic" but ignoring that a person would not be laying on their side, sitting up, running, lifting, etc., is just poor scripting.
I have yet to watch a Halloween movie with ol Michael Myers, but this dude has me crackin up for sure. @11:03 Mike was married? This was to funny. Thank you, well done.
After watching the first two Halloween movies I never watched another. Until this week when I watched Halloween 2018 and Halloween kills. Strangely I like them and I absolutely love these videos LOL
@@tibbletoadgaming4559 yeah, but the point was stupid. No one in the mob would think it was Michael in the first place, since they all know what he looks like and it's pretty much the opposite of this dude. Mobs are stupid, but there has to be *something* inciting them.
@@scytheseven9173 so let’s say someone kills 16 people in one night and someone tells you he’s in the same room as you, you gonna sit there and investigate and make 1000% sure it’s him, or you fucking him up and asking questions later cause that’s how humans literally behave in real life. Actually this movie gives more credit cause people have done dumber in real life.
How about adding a sin for the idea that Laurie, after having major surgery and massive blood loss, can get up and knee a man in the stomach? If the syringe was an opioid, which it probably was, she'd be too stoned to do anything, right?
I swear that image of Michael Myers with the fire background looks like something out of a Terminator movie, I'm going to start calling him the MM-1000, I might as well, nothing you do to him can kill him for some reason
Just remember this. There were writers who wrote this and it was repeatedly approved. It is no different than the original 4, 5, 6, etc. The funny thing is the writers and producers think they have been creative and masterful with this trilogy.
20:47 Michael has always had an attachment to the mask. Even in the first movie when Laurie pulls it off he drops her to pick it up which gives Loomis the opening to shoot him over the balcony
The guy who plays loomis movie actually didn't need cgi or any type of prosthetics, he just looks REALLY similar to the actor. He was actually I think one of their costume designers or make up crew guys.
12:45 He arranged them like that so the masks can reference Halloween 3, because as I'm rapidly realizing, this movie was so determined to squeeze out some nostalgia out of viewers it forgot to give anything in return. Doesn't help to know that they saw 3 and still made Ends very much not about Michael.
Yeah throwing away 2-6 and H20 and saying that Michael and lory aren't related just ruined it for me for before he had an unknown beef with his family bloodline that was a little interesting 🤔 now he just wants to go home and lory thinks to highly of herself and is paranoid for no reason really soooo why didn't she move after the first movie and why didn't the city/town take down the house? I've seen crack houses be destroyed after one raid 😂
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Laurie: “I’m coming for you Michael.”
Also Laurie: Stays In the Hospital for the entire movie.
She was stabbed in her gut. She and Karen were literally holding her intestines inside of her until Laurie got into surgery.
That's why she's coming, if she weren't in the hospital, she'd be already there and then there wouldn't be a reason to come.
Also no one's gonna mention the fact that the entire town tag teamed Micheal and he managed to kill ALL of them with just a knife meanwhile they have bats and other weapons
False advertising
@@LemonEditsAndReviews That's how OP he is, and why he's the GOAT.
We needed a bonus round for every instance of “EVIL DIES TONIGHT!”
Might break the sin counter, though… so many “EVIL DIES TONIGHT” it got down right cringy to watch 😅
I honestly thought that was going to be one
Yes! I'm watching it now and am shocked that it didn't happen.
@@skaerup NOTHINGS more cringy then “you’re the new lumis” 😂😂
Wonder what the official count is on that
Mob: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, OLD MAN?!”
Michael: “I loovvveee the young people!” 😁🔪
Gotta love a good SpongeBob reference...
*1000 years later*
"If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?"
*Lights flicker*
"Michael Myers!"
*Spongebob, Squidward, and Nerdy Fish shake their finger naughtily at him.*
My favorite line from that episode 😂😂😂😂
its funny cuz it fits it so well
I gotta give props to this movie, it was the first time I was actually rooting for the people to die.
I always rooted for Michael. He’s a hero.
Right. Stupidity that blatant deserves to be punished lol
Yeah I agree
U must not watch a lot of movies lol. I root for the villain in basically every movie and nobody can usually deliver
First time, really? Horror movie people are the most killable idiots ever.
I'm convinced this movie is about Michael's artistic exploration. He's finding new and unique ways to kill then stands back to look at his work, tilting his head in contemplation. He takes the time to carefully arrange bodies for exhibition. He's not just a monstrous killer, he's also clearly a misunderstood artist.
Van Gogh????
I knew I loved them both for some reason
Hes trying to outdo Damian Hurst and hes doing up a collection for the Tate Modern.
“Oh look, the seemingly unstoppable masked psycho killer is getting up off the ground, let’s all stand right by him and one by one take a weak swing at him while he easily kills us. You, with the gun, ya know, the accurate ranged weapon? Yeah, stand right next to Michael and take your time squeezing that trigger, will ya? Evil is soooooo dying tonight”.
I’m surprised there wasn’t more guns in this part of town. 😂
@@CandieP being from a small town myself, I agree. Small town America has more handguns and hunting rifles than most would imagine. The gun cabinet was always a staple piece of furniture where I’m from. If Michael Myers ever walked through Lock Haven, Pa, he’d simply be filled with copper coated .30-0-6, .284, .30-30, etc. from 25-50yards away after a “hold my beer”.
Everyone in this movie apparently hasn't heard of a gun before. Except for that one guy with the pistol and Lonnie
There isn't even a need for them to be this dumb, what with him being so invulnerable against what was established in the previous movie.
@@dennisstevenson1608 🤣🤣 I know that’s right Dennis!
"These guys are great at fighting fires but not at fighting myers" is low-key hilarious 😂
Also let's us not forget the lady with the iron😂😂😂
I never understood Michael's powers. Sometimes he is bullet proof and heat proof. Sometimes you can hit him with a bag of bricks and he reels but dosent fall. Other times you can stab him with a pitchfork and he falls down as if dead.
This new continuity is so inconsistent. At least with the two _Halloween II_ timelines they were building off Michael being some kind of supernaturally imbued monster that film had retroactively established. Now they seem to want it both ways, making human in some regards and a _Halloween II_ esque invulnerable entity in others.
Its ambiguous. Its not spelled out for us but too many instances have shown Michael to be more than a man. Maybe Halloween Ends will answer questions since its the end of this trilogy.
I feel like that’s just slashers in general but that’s just me
@@multitudeofidols Not really. It's nothing new. Michael seemed to die after Laurie stabbed his eye out in the original, yet he walks off six revolver shots to the chest like it's nothing.
At this point Laurie should call Rambo to kill Michael in a booby trap or open his chest and take his heart out.
That door gun kill was the funniest part of the movie.
That and Laurie kneeing a doctor and then instantly collapses herself.
Absolutely! Lol
and the dumbest part of the movie
Idk, at the end when he did a Ghost of Tsushima revive and standoff streak that shit was pretty funny
It was my favorite kill. Give a woman who has never fired a hand gun a .50 cal pistol
I’m pretty sure Michael was stabbing that guy with several knifes to find one he likes.
There actually was a reason in the old Halloween 2. It was part of the whole druid cult bit, looking at how things died for portents of the future or what not, and also why he only acts on Halloween. Though that's just why he does the head-tilt watching thing, not really why he would go out of his way to add more knives or set things up decoratively.
@@jaeusa160 because that’s just his personality. In this timeline he’s just a monster who has the mentality of a child almost. He’s curious about his own work and likes to take different angles to appreciate them. He’s always set his kills up in interesting ways. Even in the first film he set up bob, Linda, and Annie in decorative ways. He’s always been that way.
@@jaeusa160 I haven't seen halloween 2 in a while, so bare with me here, but didn't they tack on that whole thorn cult timeline starting with 6 as some bs means to continue the story after 5? As far as I remember, there was nothing with a cult in 2?
@@NYC_Goody It's in 2. Loomis and the nurse find traces of Michael in a classroom or something where he'd written "Samhain", and it goes into a brief discussion on it referencing Halloween, and the Druids who would observe the dead for portents of the future.
More was done with that from 4-6, but bringing in the druidism to begin with was actually part of 2. Probably about a third of the way into the movie, before the nurse gives the sister reveal.
Nope, no..nah, meh...
Oh shit yeah, im keeping that one
Sin 43 should be removed. Michael’s two fingers were shot off and he was bandaging his hand in the old couple’s bathroom until they rudely interrupted him. 😂
I can see Th3Birdman pointing this out in his inevitable “EWW Cinemasins: Halloween Kills” video lmao
He wouldn't have killed them if they would've shut up
Get your own damn bathroom, these people are trying to live out retirement in peace.
I never thought that makes sense
@@christianalexander579 the lady survived.
Halloween Kills is the textbook definition of the "how many times can we make the same movie before the audience finally gets sick of it" genre.
And the answer, apparently, is 14.
I for one can't wait for the 14st and the 14ious.
@@SparkY0 If you would have asked me in 2001 if we would have had 7,000 Fast N Furious movies, there's no way I would have thought yes. But here we are, and Ludacris is involved now, and none of it makes any sense.
@@SparkY0 Yeah they’ve already had a car in space, I wonder how far they can go from there?
@@G-Unit1111 Perhaps they will have a time travelling car that picks up bill and ted along their own adventure and together they will drift though time and space while out racing their foes.
I mean I guess so far a lot of people are still loving the Halloween franchise because I know I still do I mean there is some I think I like the less than others but I still love it and I’m so excited for this one coming out
The score when the mob attacks Michael is AWESOME! I would’ve removed a sin just for that, but that’s just me lol
After seeing Halloween Ends I have realized I may have treated this film too harshly 😂
Mr. Run that movie was total bullsh*t i just seen it on peacock streaming
They both donkey water
lmao. right.
After Ends , I got nostalgic for Resurrection 🤢🤢
I don't want to see Halloween Kills again. It was terrible the first time but I've seen Halloween Ends, three times already. So much improvement.
I'm surprised no sins were taken off for the scene between Michael and the firefighters. That was epic. Also, fire hoses have an immense amount of pressure. That was shown to reiterate just how strong Michael is.
My thoughts exactly, there’s been videos of people being knocked over by the pressure once their bodies are hit by it.
Exactly. No one seems to talk about that. When I first seen that I was like WTF.
He didn't even flinch.
Agreed, but it should have had a little setup. Someone being clipped by the spray and flailing down to show the power of it.
Most people dont realize how powerful water is when under pressure. So would just see him essentially getting a shower
“Since when is Michael into arts and crafts?”
You mean like in literally every film in the franchise where he decorates with his victims corpses?
He's basically an evil Bob Ross, let's face it
Remember that time in the first film when he took the time to put on a bed sheet after cutting eye holes into them and then glasses to pretend to be a girl’s BF?
@@TalentCaldwell he'd be a food comedian
@@TalentCaldwell good*
@Travis
I'd watch a movie about an "Evil Bob Ross".
Michael Myers is the definition of plot armor
people kee saying this because yall clearly dont understand that micheal is suppose to be the embodiment of evil. you cant just kill evil so easily.
@@mercedesdrake9113 I'm going to be honest I've never actually watched any Halloween movies and just said this as a joke
@@mercedesdrake9113 That is precisely what plot armor is!
@@mercedesdrake9113 dont care plot armor
@@c0zyD If something is written specifically to be hard to kill it isn't plot armor. Now if they revealed "this specific thing will kill this guy" and then it _doesn't_ kill him because of a completely not revealed until that moment asspull, THAT is plot armor.
Meyers has pretty much always been suggested to be "more than human", perhaps something akin to a force of nature.
Jamie Lee Curtis' hospital bed should've gotten a credit in the movie.
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These most recent Halloween reboots (2018, Kills, and Ends) are fundamentally flawed because they both want to play up Michael Myers as a supernatural force of evil who has been terrorizing Haddonfield and Laurie's family for 40 years, and have him be a dude who killed a few people on Halloween and then got locked up uneventfully for 40 years.
Thats what im saying a guy killed 5 people 40 years ago. People are STILL haunted about it this this level? and they speak like he was a immortal being that they knew he could do this. Major flaw. Because if they were that mad about it. They could of just burned down the place where they had him a long time ago. why wait until he escaped to all of a sudden get pumped up about it.
They wanted the notoriety of all the sequels to build up MM and borrow MANY of the plots and shots and even character arcs. YET decanonized them AND shat on them, like they made something superior 🤨.
@@FaceFamous tbf Charles manson didn't kill anyone and yet people obsess about him still. It isn't out of the question that a very small town would obsess over a dude who killed several teens on halloween night. the fact it happened on that night in that manner further plays up Michael's allure. but him going to a sanitarium uneventfully the last 40 years as the person above says is what ultimately kills this notion. having him disappear like the end of the first movie shows then randomly come back 40 years later would have made more sense as people would have wondered where he went
“These guys are great at fighting fires but terrible at fighting myers”
I laughed so aggressively that it hurts. I demand compensation
😂😂😂
"These guys are incredible fighting fires but terrible at fighting Myers" LMAO 🤣 😂 that was a good one
I actually loved the fashback and Loomis' look. I really thought that was Donald Pleasance. Amazing. But I agree on most sins. Like the woman with the iron ahahaa
how in the blue hell did "EVIL DIES TONIGHT" not get a single sin??
Because it's been blown waay out of proportion. I actually give props to Cinemasins because they are lot of posts online complaining about it more so than the times the phrase has been uttered.
I’m surprised Tommy killing the vibe at the bar didn’t count as a sin.
Yeah lol buzz kill supreme
They should have put him in Saturday detention with Judd Nelson…cus’ The Breakfast Club…
Tommy was watching the news that whole scene. Shouldn't he have seen the difference in size and overall look between Myers and the innocent patient calling for help? Their inmate photographs were clearly displayed for him to see how Michael could be identified, especially height wise. Just feel bad for the mental patient who was asking for help, both in the movie and in real life.
If they're at a gas station, I'm guessing their hands are already dirty. One more sin for redundancy.
how are you from 9 minutes ago when this was posted 35 seconds ago?
How did you leave this sin 10 minutes ago when the video came out 30 seconds ago???
Cinemasins has a patreon or something that lets people watch a video early
@@j.k.-p3168 Patreon people get video early. Seems that's the case here.
5:46 Dunno, but I found the way he was stabbing knives into the guy in the kitchen damn funny. Think it was mainly the way that Myers leans back and raises his hands slightly like he's trying to "frame" it which was like what artists on kids TV shows would do to show off their work and how they're supposedly considering their next step on it. So the "Museum of Modern Art" comment just tickled me there.
Bro, the head-tilt was initially an evocative moment but it transformed into more of an affection. It continues to be a real projection of humanity onto MM. This head-tilt for example seems to express kind of a world-weary indifference.
Another sin that probably should be added is how did the fire department know Laurie's house was on fire? By the previous movie's logic Laurie cut herself off from civilization, and heck had blow torches setup around the rooms to burn Michael to a crisp should he find her. I highly doubt she would have continued to have smoke detectors in her home if she really was adamant about killing Michael.
Possibly a neighbor saw it. Smoke from a house fire, even if you can't see the fire itself, is hard to miss
What really annoyed me about this movie is that the idea of the entire town taking up arms to take down Myers SHOULD have worked. Literally everyone would be on alert knowing Michael is back in town, and they know he's way too dangerous for a small group of people to handle, AND they would be determined enough to want to stop him once and for all. The ONLY reason this didn't end Michael is because of this damn writing.
What annoyed me is who almost no one in this town owns a firearm.
What annoys me is that in the first me basically everyone except Laurie is oblivious to Michael but in this movie they’re suddenly up in arms, let alone suddenly know/remember who he is
People in this movie: "there's safety in numbers, let's stick together."
Also people in this movie: "The four of us have found Michael Myers, let's not call anyone else. I'll go in by myself, the rest of you stay in the car."
Tbf even in numbers they aren't safe, if Michael actually was in the hospital he would have been able to kill every person regardless of number. Atleast he hid from people in the previous movies, in this he just kills nonstop and no one even seems to fear death
@@shadesteel9247 It's ridiculous that everyone in the movie is so stupid and incompetent, since they also made Michael immortal-there's no reason to give him plot armor if he's already unkillable.
The movie played this well. Everyone watching would have been nodding about how the folk who split up got taken out by Michael and then suddenly he was lured into a lynching circle. Applause!!! Oh.
Between this movie and Austin Powers, Michael McDonald has now been killed by two different Mike Myers'
he's building up his resume!
Also killed by the Leprechaun.
Fun fact: The start credits with the jack-o-lanters actually have one jack-o-lantern for each movie on the halloween saga so far as some kind of tribute or homage.
Opening credits on Halloween Ends were really cool. Carved Pumpkins bursting out of other carved pumpkins and then the final shot of pumpkin guts covered in blood. So cool.
Halloween Kills was just a 105 minute nostalgia trip for all the other Halloween movies that aren’t even canon anymore.
They will always exist no matter what this awful trilogy says.
This video is hilarious from beginning to end, I can't wait for the Halloween Ends sins to begin. Also, liked the 1978 nod at 2:15, stating how long it took Hawkins to enter the room from wherever he was in-between ...
“Evil dies tonight!”
it doesn’t.
+10,000,000 sins
The umbrella “JFK is about to die!” comment was pretty funny. I wonder how many people understood the reference. Well played, sir.
I think the most infuriating thing about these is that they really do love giving nods to the other films while also making them not count.
I still enjoy the tilt-head. And that Michael makes art displays out of his victims. Adds to his personality as a trickster and someone who embraces the spooky season, and not just a killing machine.
Exactly. He takes pride in his killer art (pun intended).
yeah its kind of been his trademark over the years, I always had an issue with the cop saying " Haddonfield a place where nothing exciting ever happens" like they weren't just chasing a masked serial killer who just butchered a bunch of teens 🤣🤣🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂
What's crazy is i watched this movie for the first time today as this video was coming out! I saw Halloween 2018 in theaters and wanted to watch it again starting from 2018 leading up to Halloween ends! The timing on this is perfect
This is, for sure, one of my favorite channels, on TV or the internet, of all time.
Yeah me too. They get a lot of shit but I've been watching for more years than I can remember now- atleast 6-7yrs. I watch most all new uploads and put their Playlist on when I need to sleep but need background noise,, I'm proactively, singlehandedly keeping the channel alive lol
Which channel?
You could have copypastad that exact comment onto literally any video from any channel on RUclips, and probably did.
Michael Myers: *Head tilt*
Wanda Maximoff: *Head tilt*
They walk past each other in silence.
I feel like 1 sin per person in the ambush mob is needed. During that sequence I was screaming "NO WHY WOULD YOU STOP!?"
My favorite part where i laughed out loud was when he throws the doctor out of the car on the floor, then next we see her she’s like 50yds away coming after him 😂
Yeah that made no sense. Like ma’am you were outside the car and had a clear shot why did you go away from the car???
What are you talking about did you even see the movie? He didnt throw her she jumped out and ran, then came back
why would he throw her out of the car? oh wait, because he didnt. Nurse man helped her out and told her to run.
The part where Michael made the doctor shoot herself in the head made me laugh out loud. There was no way that wasn't supposed to be funny.
Here is the recommended clip that say it:-
ruclips.net/video/QbHAaWyFCz4/видео.html !!
It was not supposed to be funny. That is how everyone in Hollywood thinks most people are killed with guns. That would never happen in real life. Not to mention no person who had ever shot a gun before would walk up to within 2 feet of the person they are trying to shoot.
@@realstory77
What sends me the most is that little head tilt Micheal does afterwards, even he didn't expect that.
Yes this was my favorite kill!
@@fonduan7033 My brother and I even made a joke on what if the cops came at that very second. Michael would be like "I didn't do that. That was not me. Those people over there? That was me. I had nothing to do with this" and then his lawyer would hyperfocus on that one death. lol
Aww missed opportunity at the end, you could have used Little John just standing, screaming no at Michael Myers and then switched to him as henchman just standing, screaming no at Mike Myers driving a steamroller. Very meta 😂
That's a wild connection you pointed out..go Utube - are you a good person by living waters
holy shit, that is the same guy!
Michael McDonald, he was so funny on Mad TV, which was the real SNL that whole run they had, he also was in leprechaun 2, where he's killed in that one 2..y'all go Utube - are you a good person by living waters
It's not a room with a metal door... It's a gun locker, and was quite prominent in Halloween 2018.
The flashback scene in this movie is so amazing
Fun fact: Dr. Sartain's death place is actually an easter egg. Sartain's actor Haluk Bilginer is Turkish.
I think you're confused. Dr.Satan was in the Rob Zombie version of Halloween 2.
@@SparkY0 no he wasn’t. Dr satan was a character in rob zombies house of a 1000 corpses.
My main question I was mentally screaming when the mob was attacking Myers like “Noooooo, why did you stop?!?”
If Myers had that level of immortal notoriety I would have used the “wood chipper into a tank of piranhas” method that taskmaster and Bullseye used to try to kill Deadpool. Then I would have gone a step further by sending every piranha separately all over the world to different locations, before tying a brick to Myer’s mask and dropping it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
"we just bruised up his torso, i think we're good."
I love when they make this big dramatic scene of Karen pulling out a knife and you think she might like stab him in the brain or cut his head off or something but instead she just stabs him in the shoulder.
They stopped because by then he had sustained NUMEROUS injuries that, by all rights, should’ve killed him many times over.
no, Pacific Ocean. That's where the Marianna Trench is.
They were probably unaware of who they were going against.Remember,this timeline ignores every but the original so he only has killed 5 people so the town of haddenfield has no clue who he really is.
This Michael isn't "supernatural" like curse of thorn Michael where he can take Jason Voorhees levels of tramau.This version is pretty much a brute but not completely invulnerable.
Hawkins wasn’t just stabbed, that doctor dude also ran him over after. Lol.
I thought I was the only one who caught that 🤦🏾♂️
Honestly, the first time I heard that "Now they can call me Batman!" line in the actual movie it was in, I laughed so hard I almost busted my gut.
12:52 I've never seen this movie and have no intention of ever watching it, but I do like the little nod to Halloween 3 with the masks.
I grew up with firemen. I lived in a firehouse. And the fact that the sin wasn't for the fact that Michelle Myers was able to walk, let alone STAND after being hit by the hose. Was the real sin. Showed that too my mom and she went "nah he would be on the ground."
Who the hell is Michelle...?
I don’t know who Michelle is but I know this movie wants Michael to be a supernatural terror, or so it seems
The idea of the hose is definitely to display Michael’s inhuman potency
As for Michelle, I think we gotta get these two together…or not!
In one night, Michael received multiple gunshots, stabbings, a pitchfork in the back, was set on fire, beaten with bats, experienced severe smoke inhalation... when exactly did he get struck by lightning and become an immortal zombie?
That’s the great part, he isn’t immortal. David Gordon Green, the director of this movie, literally said myers isn’t supernatural.
Glad y’all did this. This movie infuriated me.
The characters were straight up idiots, even for a horror film
When that chick shot herself due to Michael kicking the door at her, it lost me and I hated the rest bc suddenly all the characters became completely idiotic. Hopefully Halloween Ends is better
@@kfactor20 It’s not.
@@kfactor20 you’re in for quite a surprise
@@kfactor20 It IS.
23:32 - “You are the ones who are the ball lickers!”
Best audio drop in CinemaSins history! 🤣
Michael was testing the effectiveness of the couple’s knife collection
This movie was definitely one of the bloodiest in the Halloween franchise.
Need to do a video for every movie in the franchise between now and Ends. I really just wanna see “everything wrong with Halloween 4”
I've always wondered when this one was coming out😭 glad u did it
Gotta get a refresher before I watch Halloween ends
if the bad guy is completely unkillable then there's no actual possible resolution for the protagonists.
Yup and they keep dragging in more characters just to kill or waste time. Especially the ones from the original and the couples, like the reporters and the doctor/nurse couple. Both couples could have been useful but just died for no reason, making them irrelevant to the story. And the old characters only play off of nostalgia.
Nothing but a Laurie Strode can stop him. Laurie Strode is obviously a witch.
Hands down the funniest one in all the years I’ve watched this channel. I liked this film but Jesus bro you have me dying. Amazing video
Go Utube; are you a good person by living waters
4:14 These hoses are so strong that they are sometimes used to push people back in protests. Actor James Jude Courtney who played Michael said that his stomach hurt a lot after filming this scene. Dude took it like a champ
Laurie: "Tonight, you die Michael"
Michael: "I've died more than 10 times now, no biggie!"....
“Evil dies tonight”
Myers fights back
“Damnnnn…. Evil got hands.”
Perfect summary of this movie. Just finished watching your video now im hitting play on Halloween Ends¹
I love the self deprecation at 13:45. Better you say it than me.
All the random weapon choices like the iron and hockey stick were paying homage to the ways M8chael has killed people in the other movies. It was a really cool callback for the diehard fans.
One of these (Halloween) days, Marcus forgetting his stethoscope will be the stethoscope of him.
Sdeathoscope
Still cracks me up. "Where's my stethoscope? They were in my pocket the whole time" They....? 😝
I always take issue when people are like "why are they fighting one on one when there are plenty of them" this is a real thing that happens. For what ever reason when people fight against one person in a mob if they don't immediately tackle the person and are instead looking to injure the person they will typically do this. There is only of my favorite examples of this in a show where they had 3 master fencers try to fight 100 novices and the novices did largely the same thing, to which the master fencers said made it easier. (It was a whole "could the 3 musketeers really take on 100 men?" Thing)
0:48
Actually, I think they're alluding to Michael's supernatural abilities, which he's had since the original film. Seriously, not only does Michael teleport in the original, but he also uses telekinesis by opening and closing doors and even unlocking car doors without a key. But people forget that.
That being said, Halloween Kills is perhaps the absolute worst in terms of writing. It's a shame because it has many excellent technical aspects, from cinematography, to set design, to soundtrack.. but the writing (which is one of the most important aspects) is so terrible that it actually ruins the film.
I can't believe Micheal Myers killed Stuart from MAD TV.
If only he'd been in that character, I'd have forgiven this movie...
We Are Not over the head tilt.. how dare you. lol.
A woman brought a iron to kill Michael Myers😂😂😂 and I like the idea that Michael cause mass panic, pretty cool
"History is written by the victors" idk why but that made me laugh hard
I love that this film took everything that made its predecessor good, pulverised it, slammed it into the bin, and set it on fire with a contemptuous look. Can't wait to be emotionally unaffected by the third one
Exactly man. Halloween Kills is a gigantic insult to the 2018 reboot. Completely removes the grittiness and suspense it had
I like how youre crying like a little girl.
That's not unique to this franchise, it's what Hollywood does now. At least Michael Myers is still a white bloke! Give it a couple of years, they'll alter his race, gender or sexuality, then when it bombs at the box office they'll blame the fans and accuse them of being "racist", "sexist" or "homophobic". They'll point the finger at anyone but themselves when annihilating another piece of (white) Western culture.
@@bahlahkayy tbf the reboot had basically the same flaws, this movie was just the completed flaws established in the first.
I know the 2018 reboot was incredible! What happened???
One of the smartest things in a horror movie is the angry mob against Micheal Myers and beat him all at once!
Say what you want about this movie, but the 1978 flashback scenes might be my favourite part of the film.
Should of added 500 sins for Michael Myers being 65 and still killing like he was a young man again 👍
he's more machine now than man. twisted and evil.
Or how about Laurie being able to do ANYTHING after major emergency abdominal surgery? Seriously, I could chalk up a lot of things to "slasher film logic" but ignoring that a person would not be laying on their side, sitting up, running, lifting, etc., is just poor scripting.
Michael is ambiguously human. There's a chance that he really IS the boogeyman.
Eh, after everything he’s already survived it’s not that shocking that age can’t bring him down.
Naw. That's what makes him scarier. A 65-year-old can still be in shape. My dad is like 73 and still going strong
I have yet to watch a Halloween movie with ol Michael Myers, but this dude has me crackin up for sure. @11:03 Mike was married? This was to funny. Thank you, well done.
After watching the first two Halloween movies I never watched another. Until this week when I watched Halloween 2018 and Halloween kills. Strangely I like them and I absolutely love these videos LOL
Idk how they thought a short little old man was Michael Myers
I dont think that wasnt the point of that part, it was more about the mobs blind anger and then just wantning a sick sense of justice
they saw them on the damn tv. they all had phones to easily look up the pics from the news.
Probably all that "diversity and inclusion" bollocks that Hollywood is using as a template to annihilate Western culture.
@@tibbletoadgaming4559 yeah, but the point was stupid. No one in the mob would think it was Michael in the first place, since they all know what he looks like and it's pretty much the opposite of this dude. Mobs are stupid, but there has to be *something* inciting them.
@@scytheseven9173 so let’s say someone kills 16 people in one night and someone tells you he’s in the same room as you, you gonna sit there and investigate and make 1000% sure it’s him, or you fucking him up and asking questions later cause that’s how humans literally behave in real life. Actually this movie gives more credit cause people have done dumber in real life.
How about adding a sin for the idea that Laurie, after having major surgery and massive blood loss, can get up and knee a man in the stomach? If the syringe was an opioid, which it probably was, she'd be too stoned to do anything, right?
The Ben Tramer reference adds up a little better when you take into account before 1984 the legal drinking age was 18.
Thanks , Big Brother😔
You said "bringing a water hose to a Michael Myers fight" and i choked on my joint smoke 🤣🤣🤣
I swear that image of Michael Myers with the fire background looks like something out of a Terminator movie, I'm going to start calling him the MM-1000, I might as well, nothing you do to him can kill him for some reason
Just remember this. There were writers who wrote this and it was repeatedly approved. It is no different than the original 4, 5, 6, etc. The funny thing is the writers and producers think they have been creative and masterful with this trilogy.
20:47 Michael has always had an attachment to the mask. Even in the first movie when Laurie pulls it off he drops her to pick it up which gives Loomis the opening to shoot him over the balcony
as a true halloween fan ... we will NEVER get over the head tilt .... EVER
exactly,nothing wrong with the head tilts,that’s michael’s signature thing
@@TheNotoriousDgm8 you get it ;)
I swear I was watching this movie and thinking,"Well maybe these people are just stupid. Until it became very clear he's immortal."
and theyre stupid. it was pretty obvious they were stupid
I’m very disappointed that hunters moon didn’t even get referenced at the end, such an amazing song
The guy who plays loomis movie actually didn't need cgi or any type of prosthetics, he just looks REALLY similar to the actor. He was actually I think one of their costume designers or make up crew guys.
Blew my mind how similar he looked to Donald Pleasance without any prosthetics/cgi.
Lol no. They used 11 pieces of prosthetics, goober.
Please do Everything Wrong With Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
I love how in every single movie there’s not ONE person that has a gun no whose bullet is bigger than a 9mm 😂
12:45 He arranged them like that so the masks can reference Halloween 3, because as I'm rapidly realizing, this movie was so determined to squeeze out some nostalgia out of viewers it forgot to give anything in return. Doesn't help to know that they saw 3 and still made Ends very much not about Michael.
Halloween boutta kill CinemaSins after this video
Can't wait for the "Everything wrong with Halloween Ends" CinemaSins video.
Yeah throwing away 2-6 and H20 and saying that Michael and lory aren't related just ruined it for me for before he had an unknown beef with his family bloodline that was a little interesting 🤔 now he just wants to go home and lory thinks to highly of herself and is paranoid for no reason really soooo why didn't she move after the first movie and why didn't the city/town take down the house? I've seen crack houses be destroyed after one raid 😂
Motives aren’t scary, he kills for no reason other than he can and he will. Doesn’t need to have a motive
Out of the ways to spell Laurie, how tf was that what you decided on
"Holy shi*t guys it's happening! I'm finally getting a reason to use the saw!" That's hilarious 😂