Why Asians Don't Get Kidnapped

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2022
  • Why Asians Don't Get Kidnapped
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  • @justahappytroll
    @justahappytroll 2 года назад +5278

    How Asian Parents see report card:
    100%Average
    0-99% Failure

    • @birbs6484
      @birbs6484 2 года назад +143

      SO TRUE
      IT IS DESCRIBING MY LIFE

    • @winter-rose9409
      @winter-rose9409 2 года назад +63

      do 0-90% even count as failure?

    • @justahappytroll
      @justahappytroll 2 года назад +136

      @@winter-rose9409 only if their parents are true asian

    • @Bruhgas
      @Bruhgas 2 года назад +51

      100%-999% average

    • @ghazie5555
      @ghazie5555 2 года назад +32

      My teacher legit said that you're worthy only when you got A. Having B, C, D, E, F is not worthy lmao.

  • @aimen87
    @aimen87 2 года назад +17806

    Aiya..
    "It's not love, It's a business"....I literally died 😅😅

    • @turtled1775
      @turtled1775 2 года назад +172

      feels more like an investment 🤔

    • @ghazie5555
      @ghazie5555 2 года назад +140

      I once heard someone said "Having kids is an investment for your old life" and when the kid *slightly dumb* , they said "I feed and treat them the same as their other siblings, but why they're like this". Lucky my mum is not like this

    • @Jenz_Ken
      @Jenz_Ken 2 года назад +1

      ¹·⁹ K'th like

    • @Rixkie
      @Rixkie 2 года назад +86

      @@turtled1775 i heard my mum said this to my sister. "Children are investment. That's why you need to do good in school or you'd be useless". Man.. the shock i got when i heard that

    • @langdonyeo8289
      @langdonyeo8289 2 года назад +13

      it's not love, it's a good deal~ jimmy o yang

  • @deetan7944
    @deetan7944 Год назад +1604

    The kidnapper realized how lucky he was as a child himself 🤣

  • @AnonymousG757
    @AnonymousG757 Год назад +1819

    This is hilarious but also sadly true. I am a daughter and my mother was sadly one of these stereotypical parents. She came from a rural village in Asia, but never changed out of her medieval mindsets, even after immigrating to a western country. I think her moving actually made her latch onto the old customs of her “culture” more, even though this isn’t culture at all. They just use the word “culture” as an excuse for their abusive behaviours. Thank you for combining comedy with raising awareness for mental health and child abuse.
    I actually used to work as a trauma therapist for victims of child abuse. I myself haven’t spoken to my mother in years, but she’s probably glad of that. There’s so many adults who suffer throughout their lives with C-PTSD, depression, and other mental health issues as a result of toxic parenting.

    • @mr.hi8111
      @mr.hi8111 Год назад +66

      One thing I noticed is a lot of these parent that immigrate to western country say, “I came here for a better future for my family.” And I think to myself, “Hmm, wouldn’t it be easier and better to just not have a family at all?”

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 Год назад +46

      @@mr.hi8111 . In many cultures, not having kids is not even an option. I think its a security/ prestige thing. And some people would not know what to do with their lives if they didnt have kids.

    • @e.thereal
      @e.thereal Год назад +38

      Sorry to hear that, a lot of cruel things happen under the flag of "culture" and if someone says something about it people tend to call one racist or ignorant. Over here in Sweden alot of people are toxic without knowing it and most modern parents just stare into their smartphones, one wonders why people have children if they're not a loved priority.

    • @SoyBeanCivic
      @SoyBeanCivic Год назад +4

      People only do what they have learned growing up they see that they have been raised that way and their fine growing up to become an independent adult. I just think kids won't ever consider the life that their parents had and only fell that their own life should be what they want it to be in the modern society. If it wasn't for your parents upbringing the Asian community wouldn't be this strong in the western world. I bet you anything that in this generation no chance these born in America Chinese kid and build a stronger Chinese Community.

    • @galaxygamerproyt6187
      @galaxygamerproyt6187 Год назад +2

      I feel so bad for you ❤

  • @hastagvfx7201
    @hastagvfx7201 2 года назад +8831

    I like how the kidnapper is literally feeling bad for the kid

    • @asingularmcnugget3341
      @asingularmcnugget3341 2 года назад +47

      i never realized that omg I don’t think anyone else pointed it out

    • @hastagvfx7201
      @hastagvfx7201 2 года назад +11

      @@asingularmcnugget3341 OMGGG YEAA

    • @asingularmcnugget3341
      @asingularmcnugget3341 2 года назад +7

      @@hastagvfx7201 yeah that’s like, so cool I’ve never thought of that, I bet it’s a new discovery

    • @hastagvfx7201
      @hastagvfx7201 2 года назад +5

      @@asingularmcnugget3341 hehe Im so genius

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 2 года назад +1

      He don’t even want to do it no more ! 🤣😂

  • @bashayirmohamed3261
    @bashayirmohamed3261 2 года назад +22542

    You know it’s bad when the kidnapper feels bad for them

    • @kwz9930
      @kwz9930 2 года назад +616

      *e m o t i o n a l d a m a g e*

    • @Y10HK29
      @Y10HK29 2 года назад +37

      @@cursed_tank nice one

    • @oceanbreeze8305
      @oceanbreeze8305 2 года назад +29

      @@cursed_tank Hahah i'm gonna save this video

    • @maximusrodriguez1876
      @maximusrodriguez1876 2 года назад +11

      @Abhd cd OOF

    • @himhim7323
      @himhim7323 2 года назад +4

      Are you....my long lost twin?!!!

  • @ShittySharkwhoPoopsAlot
    @ShittySharkwhoPoopsAlot 9 месяцев назад +231

    "And before you kill her, make sure to step on her and call her a FAILURE HOIYAAA!" lol

    • @mitsuriobanishiper
      @mitsuriobanishiper Месяц назад +7

      omg... i dont even know what to say after watching this

  • @UrAnimeChannel
    @UrAnimeChannel Год назад +304

    "for free you'll kill my daughter for free" HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @Himeyuri_Ikigai
    @Himeyuri_Ikigai 2 года назад +36848

    That moment when you realize that a kidnapper is more worried about you than your mom

  • @kwz9930
    @kwz9930 2 года назад +26220

    “I thought I was paying you to assassinate my daughter! But you will do it for free?!?!? What a bargain!”
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @caligin0sity
      @caligin0sity 2 года назад +75

      @@cursed_tank lmao i’m using that in the future 😂

    • @kwz9930
      @kwz9930 2 года назад

      @@cursed_tank XD

    • @darkv01d79
      @darkv01d79 2 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @eraliseeee
      @eraliseeee 2 года назад +56

      “ayah!”

    • @c_elia
      @c_elia 2 года назад +46

      “aiiiiiiiyah😹”

  • @edgarmartinez7371
    @edgarmartinez7371 Год назад +118

    1:08 "What a bargain, haiyaa."

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR Год назад +127

    Wow, you know you’ve got it rough when your kidnapper cares more about you than your own mom 😂

  • @tynahh0006
    @tynahh0006 2 года назад +6088

    For free? You're gonna kill her for free?!😂😂😂😂
    I literally died 😅😅

    • @Grassmpl
      @Grassmpl 2 года назад +69

      The Asian mom may be using reverse psychology to get the kidnapper to free her daughter.

    • @tynahh0006
      @tynahh0006 2 года назад +17

      @@Grassmpl It's possible, I never thought of it like that

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy 2 года назад

      Well, so did the daughter.

    • @mogjangfictions9660
      @mogjangfictions9660 2 года назад +9

      o my gosh its a ghost

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 2 года назад +13

      If you "literally died" how are you still talking lol

  • @castolinesimper1077
    @castolinesimper1077 2 года назад +4684

    child born = business = doctor or lawyer
    child born = business = failure = kill failure
    Asian parent child raising ultimate techniques to living a lavish life

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee 2 года назад +197

      Children = investment for retirement

    • @castolinesimper1077
      @castolinesimper1077 2 года назад +57

      @@zitronentee the legendary move to work the child, not yourself

    • @UziMan-Science-Math
      @UziMan-Science-Math 2 года назад +49

      If u think about it... That makes THEM the failure.

    • @doomkittyy
      @doomkittyy 2 года назад +56

      Every South Asian wants this the lavish life by using their kids and their future daughter n law to be the maid and servant for them. 🤦‍♀️

    • @castolinesimper1077
      @castolinesimper1077 2 года назад +12

      @@UziMan-Science-Math well technically, that is true, it is their fault that their children were raised like this

  • @kopawhite1399
    @kopawhite1399 Год назад +42

    1:42
    His shocked expression 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sparkles999rose2
    @sparkles999rose2 Год назад +335

    I get it was a joke but as a mom it made me sad. Our children aren’t here to please us they’re spiritual beings having a human experience. Our job is to love and support them through their journey. And the best way to create kind loving people is to model kindness and love.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 Год назад +48

      I don't know you, or the way you parent, but if nothing else your attitude to understanding that your kid isn't just your kid, but a fellow person with needs, wants, desires of their own makes me feel a little better. I see a lot of parents who think that their kid is property, an investment for them or basically a copy of themselves.
      Thank you. People like you are a rarer find than they should be.

    • @nanasmexyyyy
      @nanasmexyyyy Год назад +26

      Someone explain this to my Asian parents

    • @moon_fake
      @moon_fake Год назад +10

      hehehe unfortunately this overbearing asian parents stereotype wasn't coming out of nowhere 🙃

    • @SeudXe
      @SeudXe 11 месяцев назад +13

      Believe me just because you are kind doesn’t mean other asian parents are. Most asian parents are unbelievably toxic and strict. They don’t give a rats ass about their kid’s emotions and see it as a weakness instead. If the kids don’t have an ambitious career to make money for them then there is no reason to care for them. Love is only material to them. Its not even just asian parents but they earned their stereotype because it happens so much.

    • @sparkles999rose2
      @sparkles999rose2 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@SeudXe I’m aware I believe it’s systemic of their culture and lack of human rights in government

  • @miyeon102
    @miyeon102 2 года назад +3348

    The "fifty darra" never get´s old

    • @angiiloxyt
      @angiiloxyt 2 года назад +3

      fr

    • @miyeon102
      @miyeon102 2 года назад +8

      @@angiiloxyt I always laugh my ass off when i hear him say it

    • @user-ld1ef7dx7q
      @user-ld1ef7dx7q 2 года назад +3

      THE DARRA ALWAYS GETS ME

    • @miyeon102
      @miyeon102 2 года назад +2

      @@user-ld1ef7dx7q same-

    • @akale2620
      @akale2620 2 года назад +2

      Means dollars right

  • @vedickahaniyan
    @vedickahaniyan 2 года назад +8262

    Mom : $50
    Kidnapper : do you think this is a joke?
    Mom : ok, ok $20
    😂😂😂😂😂
    Thanks for the likes

    • @theluschmaster
      @theluschmaster 2 года назад +124

      She went down! 🫣😭

    • @vedickahaniyan
      @vedickahaniyan 2 года назад +19

      @@theluschmaster yeah lmao 😂

    • @artiebartie786
      @artiebartie786 2 года назад +24

      ok ok, twenty darrer

    • @Cosmic_coral
      @Cosmic_coral 2 года назад +25

      Kidnapper:you child is kidnapped by me and you should pay me 1 billion or I wouldn’t return your child.
      Mom:I wouldn’t even give you a single penny.You can have her.
      Mom’s mind:*thank god for making a disaster went away from me*🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 2 года назад +5

      😂😂

  • @samwilson3d
    @samwilson3d Год назад +71

    As a kidnapper, I felt this.

    • @elianjamal9767
      @elianjamal9767 10 месяцев назад +6

      AYO

    • @DontEvenTryThat
      @DontEvenTryThat 3 месяца назад +5

      @@elianjamal9767 911 POLICE WHERE ARE YOU

    • @elianjamal9767
      @elianjamal9767 3 месяца назад +1

      @@DontEvenTryThat WYDM

    • @DontEvenTryThat
      @DontEvenTryThat 3 месяца назад +2

      @@elianjamal9767 lol I pretending to call the police for the “kidnapper” of the comment

    • @elianjamal9767
      @elianjamal9767 3 месяца назад +2

      @@DontEvenTryThat oh I thought u were talking to me

  • @thecomplexitiesoftheobvious
    @thecomplexitiesoftheobvious Год назад +40

    2:06 sounds so sincere. 😅

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад +1

      He feels bad that he's sending the daughter to her "business" execution

  • @BentaGan
    @BentaGan 2 года назад +23873

    This may sound disrespectful and stereotypical but trust me there are some unbelievable parents like this. And this skit has done a great work in criticizing these kind of parents.

    • @ummulkhair7219
      @ummulkhair7219 2 года назад +621

      My mom is like that (I'm medical aspirant)

    • @085665372
      @085665372 2 года назад +1914

      when he said, "it's not love, it's business", he calls it what it truly is. certain parents do treat their child like an trophy/investment/retirement planning.

    • @jahsehdwaynericardoonfroy3657
      @jahsehdwaynericardoonfroy3657 2 года назад +71

      @@ummulkhair7219 hahahah 😂😂😂

    • @taehyunstapiocapearlinkiga1770
      @taehyunstapiocapearlinkiga1770 2 года назад +206

      @@085665372 Off topic but in a show “The penthouse” a character Ju Dan Tae is literally the meaning of this

    • @heuningfairyz8166
      @heuningfairyz8166 2 года назад +61

      Sounds like my dad 😈‼️

  • @aishahthecat6732
    @aishahthecat6732 2 года назад +590

    "$50"
    "Wha, so little?"
    "Oh ok ah, $20"
    *Asian bargaining Level 100*

    • @peggyseabrun4829
      @peggyseabrun4829 Год назад +4

      This is the kind of bargaining I indulge in as my siblings know
      I'm not Asian byw

  • @sid8885
    @sid8885 Год назад +36

    On a serious note, there are parents who would really don't care if their child was hurt or kidnapped just because they get bad grades, and my mum is one of them I had my finale exams this month I wrote them all except the last one because I was feeling really sick and misread the date and thought it was a off day, It wasn't and I can't pass 12th until I write the supplimentry exam in June and even after I write it, I won't get ranking cuz I wrote it late even if I get really good marks its only gonna be pass. lord I have never been so scared, my mum was so angry and thought I did it on purpose and told my relatives about it how she wanted to marry me off to some dude so she would be free from being with a failure and told me that I should just die now and have no reason to live if I can't even pass 12th grade.. I have never hated myself more and I know it was my mistake but her words and actions were so painful. it's been a few days and she still brings up that I'm a failure again and again and beats me up. I am just a 16 year old, I make mistakes too, can I never be loved just because of these mistakes?

    • @Cis4cookie80
      @Cis4cookie80 2 месяца назад +9

      I’m so sorry about this. :( Please don’t hate yourself, you have a purpose and are valuable. Life travels beyond school. School is just a hurdle to get passed. Know that your value is far deeper than your performance.

    • @ishitabhattacharyya1538
      @ishitabhattacharyya1538 Месяц назад +1

      I'm sorry to hear this. I hope you are at a better position right now and I wish you all the best. It's your life, not anybody else's, not even your parents'. Never consider yourself as a failure, just because somebody said so. You are your best friend and you're on your own.

    • @zc1312
      @zc1312 Месяц назад +2

      As a Asian myself and grew up in a similar mindset…. I really hope you find a truly supportive environment that is not near your mom… best of luck to you

    • @NganHoang-dy8el
      @NganHoang-dy8el Месяц назад +2

      Kid, its ok to make mistake. In fact, you will need to make a lot of mistake to be successful. It is not your fault. Your mother is not a good mother. You don’t need to be accepted by her. Find your own value. But first, you need to learn to give yourself acceptant & kind words. You deserve that.

    • @leticiajordaosubliminals9567
      @leticiajordaosubliminals9567 21 день назад +1

      I am so sorry about that if you want we can be friends and i will make u feel loved and safe and good enough always❤❤❤❤❤ i love you you dont deserve this

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli Год назад +25

    As an Asian non Asian, this is totally almost accurate.

  • @aweeb_0613
    @aweeb_0613 2 года назад +2506

    It's not love it's business
    This line hits hard cause one day my mom said to me we are spending money on you when I didn't get good grades. This line still hurts me till this day.

    • @aweeb_0613
      @aweeb_0613 2 года назад +32

      @ashlayy don't worry I hope some day they will understand you

    • @Sincerely.Nature
      @Sincerely.Nature 2 года назад +31

      Same! She says that all the time!

    • @percyriver1678
      @percyriver1678 2 года назад +56

      I thought that’s normal

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 2 года назад +50

      @@percyriver1678 me too
      It hurts how your family can make you normalize so much

    • @yeshuaislord6880
      @yeshuaislord6880 2 года назад +29

      @ashlayy lol that's pretty funny. My mum says that to my sister as well. It doesn't make sense but it's pretty hilarious how parents can make illogical connections between spending money and cleaning your room

  • @NicoChopper22
    @NicoChopper22 2 года назад +840

    Plot twist: the mother actually used reverse psychology to set her daughter free

    • @moonv1lle
      @moonv1lle 2 года назад +45

      The positivity in this comment blows up through the roof and into the space.

    • @saracamp5910
      @saracamp5910 2 года назад +29

      This kind of positive mindset is what i need in my life

    • @yeshuaislord6880
      @yeshuaislord6880 2 года назад +27

      That's how asian households work. They make life not quite hell but very anxiety inducing so that you will be motivated to study hard because you want to leave as quickly as possible whilst also speeding up your maturation process. Now that's reverse uno card used best

    • @strelok5661
      @strelok5661 2 года назад

      nah asians parents prefer boys

    • @yeshuaislord6880
      @yeshuaislord6880 2 года назад +4

      ​ @Strelok C Only in poor conditions. The reality is that parents in general prefer girls because they are more sensible and hardworking than us men

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 Год назад +22

    Asian Parents: Love isn’t given, it must be earned…

  • @otakuarmy1190
    @otakuarmy1190 Год назад +15

    The poor kid in the end killing me😂😂💔

  • @ranga6667
    @ranga6667 2 года назад +3864

    The mom was actually big brain. She used reverse psychology to get her daughter back for free. True genius!

  • @ummulkhair7219
    @ummulkhair7219 2 года назад +1554

    This is my life and my mom ...it hurts if your parents only care about your academic success but not about you

    • @TinyyTato
      @TinyyTato 2 года назад +6

      I feel sorry for you :(

    • @endersecret
      @endersecret 2 года назад +9

      Here somehow to make them not care FAIL EVERYTHING so they just call u failure and hit u every 10 second

    • @dt3348
      @dt3348 2 года назад +5

      Cheer up kid! It's only on the outside. Deep down parents care for their children a lot.

    • @endersecret
      @endersecret 2 года назад +21

      @@dt3348 no

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 2 года назад +12

      @@dt3348 Hahahaha another bad joke

  • @yessir12342
    @yessir12342 3 месяца назад +6

    Bro got so traumatized that he just said “Yeah you can go,man poor kid!” 😂 2:02

  • @moonlight_sparkle8569
    @moonlight_sparkle8569 Год назад +17

    I love how the kidnapper said “poor kid” bc that was trauma I wouldn’t say all asian parents are like this some of them love them and dont care if the dont become a doctor actually as long as they are healthy they are happy

  • @dunlopchop54
    @dunlopchop54 2 года назад +649

    *as an asian offspring, i can attest that i receive death threats on a daily basis and even take the scary treatment*

    • @dsadawdaw8407
      @dsadawdaw8407 2 года назад +14

      lol offspring

    • @tildamo6911
      @tildamo6911 2 года назад +5

      same bro same

    • @moonv1lle
      @moonv1lle 2 года назад +4

      Same :)

    • @olimon675
      @olimon675 2 года назад +5

      I feel bad for u guys

    • @_shreya_9795
      @_shreya_9795 2 года назад +1

      @@olimon675 yeah mee too😥 I mean my mom just encourages me to do better and not waste time unnecessarily.

  • @perfectsplit5515
    @perfectsplit5515 2 года назад +1995

    If a kidnapper committed that crime to me - then my mother would tell me that I need to look within myself to see how I contributed to the kidnapper's behavior.

  • @absolutnadia
    @absolutnadia Год назад +5

    Broooo! This is fucking hilarious!!!! Never laughed this hard in a long time

  • @user-fx2gy5dp6v
    @user-fx2gy5dp6v 4 месяца назад +5

    Bro is actually so failed funny and ayaaa hoonyaaa😂

  • @thhndy
    @thhndy 2 года назад +1814

    It’s a little over dramatic but this is what some crazy Asian parents do. Especially in places like China where they depend solely on that kid as an investment or they were born just for the purpose of being really talented.

    • @lunaaa8225
      @lunaaa8225 2 года назад +150

      its actually not dramatic and more common than ppl think, especially to the ones that need to study abroad. A lot of the parents expect their children to graduate and be able to get a highly wanted job to get a green card, so that THEY can immigrate.

    • @thhndy
      @thhndy 2 года назад +47

      @@lunaaa8225 The parents don't want their kids to die though, unless they're in a REALLY messed up situation. So it is obviously overdramatic.

    • @jeetagnihotri2157
      @jeetagnihotri2157 2 года назад +21

      In India too, this is very common

    • @A.I.P
      @A.I.P 2 года назад +10

      @@jeetagnihotri2157 No one let's their child die though what a waste of many it would be

    • @Chipinopa
      @Chipinopa 2 года назад +19

      @@A.I.P if you're not getting a return on your investment and you're loosing money you better cut your losses

  • @Sabrinaegg
    @Sabrinaegg 2 года назад +1636

    This is the best comedian ever ✨
    Edit : MUM IM FAMOUS BUY ME RAMEN-

    • @Sabrinaegg
      @Sabrinaegg 2 года назад

      @no time left bruh

    • @endersecret
      @endersecret 2 года назад

      @no time left not a bot

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 2 года назад +4

      Mom: "BUY? You think money grow on trees? No, you only get cooked ramen. Make by hand. Now go get the fla-wah. We only have 2 hour before lunch."

    • @Sabrinaegg
      @Sabrinaegg 2 года назад +2

      @@TPixelAdventures Me : ok 🌝

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 2 года назад +2

      @@Sabrinaegg Mom: "And stop slouching. Your back will go crooked."

  • @supremepvp2109
    @supremepvp2109 7 месяцев назад +4

    0:52 Laughing for a minute straight, I broke my throat.
    1:38 Now my mouth has permenant scars.

  • @kaia.K
    @kaia.K Год назад +2

    These jokes get me every time 😂

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 2 года назад +633

    As sad as it is to say, I have no doubt that somewhere in history this actually happened at least once.

    • @rong6481
      @rong6481 Год назад +7

      John Paul Getty III...........somewhat close.

    • @RaveMixSouls
      @RaveMixSouls Год назад +10

      Kidnapper: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR I WILL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THE UNIVERSE.

    • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
      @GustavoSilva-ny8jc Год назад

      Maybe... but without evidence you can say this about anything. It's a terrible way to prove truth. See Popperian concept of science.

    • @frosty6708
      @frosty6708 Год назад

      It happened more time than you have likes.

    • @mynameissongohanandamnotah17
      @mynameissongohanandamnotah17 Год назад

      well it does world is big there many kind of creatures like this

  • @jessicakyeremeh6717
    @jessicakyeremeh6717 2 года назад +4290

    Plot twist: she actually cares about her daughter but she didn't want to pay any money to the kidnapper so she tricked him.

    • @xx-lb7ps
      @xx-lb7ps 2 года назад +141

      Awww you a special one

    • @V1SHNU_V1PER
      @V1SHNU_V1PER 2 года назад +167

      This bro here, is smart, and I kinda want to see that happen

    • @helpmycatiseatingme84
      @helpmycatiseatingme84 2 года назад +46

      Haha that’s a joke

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 2 года назад +102

      Ahhh such dream, welp my mom literally said ive better die if i get a vehicle accident than her paying my medical bills since im a failure and hadnt pass the bar exam for a job.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 2 года назад +25

      @@stalinsoulz7872 Geez.

  • @user-ld5xq7mk7f
    @user-ld5xq7mk7f 4 месяца назад +3

    The moment when she said "It's a business" 😂

  • @bubblegumpink7768
    @bubblegumpink7768 Год назад +2

    "wat a bargain, aii-yaaa"
    im dead

  • @joshblaze3853
    @joshblaze3853 2 года назад +234

    _"For FreEeeee??!! You will kill my daughter for freeeee??!!"_
    I died. 💀💀💀

  • @Ananya-jv4ue
    @Ananya-jv4ue 3 месяца назад +2

    bro everything else is fine but ur skin is glowing i really need ur skin care

  • @akasharose7860
    @akasharose7860 Год назад

    😂😭😂😭😂 this video earned you my subscription. Keep being funny, keep being you !👌🏾👏🏾

  • @smoothiethepotato
    @smoothiethepotato 2 года назад +156

    even the kidnapper felt bad

  • @akirasaito1551
    @akirasaito1551 2 года назад +681

    It's horrifying to know that there really are parents who treat their children like business. I'm not saying there's no love, but when your explicit goal when having and raising your children is that they can take care of you when you're old and/or succeed in life so you can become richer, then it's likely to be hell for the child. So yeah. To those parents, it's an investment. Literal business

    • @siphomnisi3842
      @siphomnisi3842 Год назад +14

      It's like that for most parents

    • @robloxgamer5185
      @robloxgamer5185 Год назад +6

      Like Ryan's toy review/ or should I say Ryan's Exploit World

    • @katedp7825
      @katedp7825 Год назад +9

      Yeah, my parents aren't like this since most of this is over exaggerated (but there's parents who do do this) but yeah, I'm not gonna give them money unless I owe them something, I'd still take care of them but I'm not giving money to anyone unless the deserve it, or this situation happens.

    • @firzatiffany5547
      @firzatiffany5547 Год назад +15

      My mom now on her 53's and when I told her that I'm willing to support her if she wants to open fried chicken franchise or stuff, to which she was replied: "I'm already old and I wanna enjoy my life. I wanna enjoy the results of raising you well. Now if you're a good kids, you supposed help me financially"
      And yes, buddy, I'm defo a business for her.

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 Год назад +7

      @@firzatiffany5547 Well, as long as you have no issues making sacrifices for your children when they were younger and won't ever ask any financial help from them when you are old, weary, probably sickly, and can't really enjoy life much at that age, then you can tell your mom that you are not like her.

  • @JosephAkub
    @JosephAkub Год назад +1

    "Poor kid" at the end hits hard

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 Год назад +1

    You got skill when you can give the kidnapper EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DOI_ARTS
    @DOI_ARTS 2 года назад +289

    The one time I went home bloody and scratches all over my body from a motorcycle accident, the first thing they ask me was "Did you buy the things I told you?" Im holding a blood drenched plastic bag then they told me to clean my wounds and gave me a pain reliever medicine. No "Are you okay?" No "We go to hospital now", just a stare of gladness that I went home complete and that I'll survive this. We asians are really tough people 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreypayne5228
      @jeffreypayne5228 2 года назад +57

      that horrible i know about tough love but your freaking bleeding!!! That not okay parenting. i know you love your parent but if that was my parent i keep my distance from them for sure . I hope you meet some who give you love okay everyone deserve that if they tried.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 2 года назад +18

      And this circle of violence goes on and on until one girl is to depressed to rise her own kids and have to give them away to live a happier life. Then the curse is broken and the family can find peace?

    • @majestyxoju6981
      @majestyxoju6981 2 года назад +25

      I experienced the same. I got into accident when i was riding my bike and ran into a wall. My knees and hands are bleeding but the first thing mu mother asked me is if the bike is damaged. It would have been okay if she gave me band aid or alcohol after, but she didn't. I was thirteen at that time.

    • @DOI_ARTS
      @DOI_ARTS 2 года назад +8

      @@jeffreypayne5228 It's Okay , my folks were the kindest people you will ever meet, its the Asian culture maybe that's why asians can relate. I was never mad about the whole incident Im proud they see as a tough man 😁😁😁

    • @jeffreypayne5228
      @jeffreypayne5228 2 года назад +15

      @@DOI_ARTS Well Okay it not a big deal just glad your alive with no permanent damage .... look I not disrespecting your aren't effort or love just aleast ask if your cool for all you know 30 minute later you could of pass off from blood loss. lol maybe it me but culture should't stop a human for making sure someone alive. Anyway good wishes!

  • @hotarunorikazu6336
    @hotarunorikazu6336 2 года назад +651

    Even though this is supposed to be a skit comedy I can't help but realise that's how the majority of us(the Asian community) were brought up. From grandparents to our parents, the cycle repeats. That's generations of trauma, physical, mental and emotional abuse. 😔
    I heard the older generations were disciplined way worse. My mom used to tell me when she was in high school, her grades were not on par with her sister's(my aunt), which were higher. She got beat up with a tennis racket until her thighs bled.
    Me, on the other hand, if I don't study in front of her, she'll throw a major fit and throw a hard PVC cup at my head.

    • @nurnu349
      @nurnu349 2 года назад +58

      Being Korean or Japanese is very hard. You people are wonderfully interesting, polite, accomplished. Your country runs like clockwork. But I often feel it comes at a high personal price for many of you. You have to excel at something, at many things preferably... It's incredibly demanding.
      You have the reverse case in Spain, where kids often feel very entitled, brag about bad marks, couldn't care less about responsibility, effort, ethics, education... They gather in parks to binge-drink, get high and "have fun". There are exceptions, of course, but not enough.
      I wish you the best!

    • @foggyfrogy
      @foggyfrogy 2 года назад +44

      The best friend of my mother who is chinese, always got told by her mother that she's ugly and that she has to be the best in her class, if she doesn't want to be utterly useless 😥 I met her parents they were so nice... I wonder if they're just repeating what they heard their own parents telling them.
      Also my asian friends told me that they never really got hugged by their parents... As a latina this totally surprised me... I feel like we're the total contrary...

    • @hotarunorikazu6336
      @hotarunorikazu6336 2 года назад +29

      @@foggyfrogy It could be it stemmed from fear of living in poverty or inconvenience. That sort of mindset is prevalent in our community whether is in Asia in general or the Southeast. You can't go anywhere if you don't have something to show for it. Money and status can go so far. I can't speak for every Asian since I'm a Malaysian Malay, but I grew up in a Chinese community. I heard most of their dedicated savings go into education, weddings and funeral rites. Especially weddings and funerals, those are the most expensive.
      And the majority of us are emotionally stunted because expressing ourselves is usually frowned upon. We confuse any sort of abuse as an effective discipline tactic or 'encouragement' since it instilled obedience (*cough* fear *cough*)in children to respect our elders and adhere to our social obligations.
      So yeah, you see where that got us.

    • @foggyfrogy
      @foggyfrogy 2 года назад +16

      @@hotarunorikazu6336 Like I said I feel latinos culture is the complete opposite even though in some cases we have the same problems in life... that said I think both cultures have it's pros and cons. Asian students are known for being very bright and get high paying jobs in the west ( while we latinos not so much lol). I guess in the end every culture has to develop on their own pace and maybe if we copy positive traits from other cultures we can actually faster improve our own problems Owo

    • @howdyh5267
      @howdyh5267 2 года назад +29

      @@foggyfrogy Chinese parents will always be super nice to other kids…can't speak for your case, but in where I lived parents are expected to spoil the guests even when they're bothered. Always scared of this hypocrite side of our culture

  • @asiancat9867
    @asiancat9867 Год назад +3

    The kidnapper loved the kid in 5 minutes more then her mother in 16 years.

  • @crunchysx
    @crunchysx Год назад +1

    Man, I love this kidnapper. He's actually more better than the mother.
    If I was kidnapped, I'd rather be kidnapped by him.

  • @kadiedanixaalvarado3619
    @kadiedanixaalvarado3619 2 года назад +410

    The mom when she sees the child come home: “you failure you can’t even die properly, not even the devil wants you cause you such a failure, you can only get that b not even a b+ Aiyaaa such a failure”

  • @shezfathima10
    @shezfathima10 2 года назад +66

    'What a bargain....hoinyaaa'
    Lmao

  • @Brisk09
    @Brisk09 Год назад +1

    even with that blind fold off he still cant see

  • @darklyclad
    @darklyclad Год назад

    I am so happy I discovered your channel! lol Never a dull moment.

  • @Chlorinims
    @Chlorinims 2 года назад +87

    “It’s not love, It’s business” -quote of the year
    1:28

  • @dtytris4396
    @dtytris4396 2 года назад +270

    Just discovered you a while ago
    Literally my favourite youtube now

  • @sritbiswas5453
    @sritbiswas5453 Год назад +2

    That *"HOIIIIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA'* was good

  • @AndreasJanssonduke
    @AndreasJanssonduke Год назад

    Just brilliant in so many ways!

  • @kimchijeonfanfics2841
    @kimchijeonfanfics2841 2 года назад +223

    well...i teared up at the last part🙂🙂🙂

  • @demonlord1695
    @demonlord1695 2 года назад +31

    1:35 the mothers really acting like this is Minecraft villager trades

  • @advancetotabletop5328
    @advancetotabletop5328 Год назад +59

    As someone in their fifties, thankfully my Dad made money on the stock market in the 60’s and went into real estate. While I did get all A’s in high school and Stanford, that was about it. I failed medical school, but went into computers, and the parents were fine with that. Flash forward, and it’s March 2020 with CoVid. I’m not a doctor, I’m not exposed to CoVid, and I’m taking care of my parents. Oh, and I was smart as a kid - I knew how to divide by two, so, when they asked if I wanted a sibling, I said, NO. :D

  • @-ani-7575
    @-ani-7575 Год назад +1

    0:59 that "HUH" got me replaying it 50 times

  • @user-op5wh3hv8o
    @user-op5wh3hv8o 2 года назад +95

    Just imagine:
    - Can I go home?
    - No, I will give you the better life!

  • @VeeOasis
    @VeeOasis 2 года назад +390

    I was expecting the kidnapper to just adopt her and make the "girl" feel special and actually loved
    Then I remembered it's a skit

    • @ragsrare3771
      @ragsrare3771 Год назад +23

      Good fanfic story line

    • @sayuas4293
      @sayuas4293 Год назад +10

      Slightly realistic skit

    • @neorise127
      @neorise127 Год назад

      Then she becomes a doctor and her mom pays for her to be back.
      And we would have a sad good bye to the kidnapper.

  • @skaterdan999
    @skaterdan999 Год назад +2

    This is true emotional damage😂 the kidnaps👀face😂

  • @blucas92
    @blucas92 4 месяца назад +1

    Kid: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @alexbhunter3892
    @alexbhunter3892 2 года назад +196

    hahaha this hit home tbh. I have had a fair share of experience (not from my own parents they are way more lenient than this) but I have seen my own friends crying, getting scared over the fact they just got a B in one of their subjects or did not get a 100% on the exam. Seriously, one memory stuck with me to this day.
    This is back in high school. My friend (let's call her S) is an exemplary, role model student. Always get straight As (in the 90% mark, so that means her As are all A+). We would be like "whoa girl you top student again". We were all proud of her and we looked up to her. And she is always cheerful, kind, and polite, she is just the perfect role model for students, honestly. She does get stressed out during exams but she always scored so, I thought she was all g.
    Then, one day me and my friends all saw her rushing to the washroom with tears in her eyes. This day was when we got back our assessment grades. I got a B if I remember. I was just satisfied, albeit disheartened, but nevertheless was happy that my efforts weren't wasted. Anyways, so me and my friends all saw her rush toward the washrooms. We all panicked and wondered if she was sick or something. One of my friends coaxed her out and S told us she did not get a good mark. We all asked what grade she got and she said "an A". We all were like "huh? But that's good! Why are you crying?!" S then proceeded to show us her mark and said, "My mum's going to kill me. She will definitely scold and hate me".
    I was just so sad for her. She actually got a 98% and her mother was quite known among our close group of friends for pushing her children to get 100% in their marks. I was also frustrated because she worked her ass off in her assessments and 98% is not a good mark for her mum. Like I get it she wants to go into an Ivy League university but Jesus Christ... that mark is enough to show her hard work.
    Yeah.. at that point I was thankful my parents aren't like that.

    • @vienna-mf8xb
      @vienna-mf8xb 2 года назад +5

      How is your friends now?

    • @alexbhunter3892
      @alexbhunter3892 2 года назад +19

      @@vienna-mf8xb I hear she is doing well

    • @MozIleto
      @MozIleto Год назад +5

      @@alexbhunter3892 the medical field...

    • @alexbhunter3892
      @alexbhunter3892 Год назад +7

      @@MozIleto hahah no surprise there huh?

  • @BladeTheHedeghog
    @BladeTheHedeghog 4 месяца назад +2

    They need to contact failure management

  • @moon_fake
    @moon_fake Год назад +2

    Sounds like what my mom gotta say to the kidnappers

  • @mitsu6452
    @mitsu6452 2 года назад +70

    I love how the kidnapper put a body wash towel to cover the daughters eyes 😂

  • @C-Thunder
    @C-Thunder 2 года назад +40

    As soon as I heard, "for free?!" I already knew 😂. Famous words from foreign parents (my pops)😂.

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 Год назад +1

    rofl when the asian mom started haggling the price of the ransom lmao

  • @lelelethu6441
    @lelelethu6441 Год назад +1

    'What a bargain!!!'😂😂😂😂😂

  • @izabela.wilson
    @izabela.wilson 2 года назад +30

    "What a bargain" I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂

  • @giu3677
    @giu3677 2 года назад +304

    I actually felt uncomfortable like- it was supposed to be a joke but in a deep way. It really hurts me to know that are actual parents who are like this

    • @slothguy5946
      @slothguy5946 2 года назад +18

      There are parents who are not like this? Damn, I think I should move out of China then.

    • @Sincerely.Nature
      @Sincerely.Nature 2 года назад +23

      @@slothguy5946 Don't come to India if you decide to move. Everyone's like this too. 💀

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 2 года назад +1

      @@slothguy5946 work to live, don't live to work ✌Scandinavia ftw

    • @Ashley-ju4qd
      @Ashley-ju4qd 2 года назад +1

      That’s literally how I felt a soon as I read the comment section 😢

    • @Phongphan179
      @Phongphan179 2 года назад +4

      @@slothguy5946 Don't come to Vietnam either 💀💀 everyone is like this as well

  • @dcenils4162
    @dcenils4162 3 месяца назад +1

    the kidnapper also had the same experience when he was a kid, that's why he cared 🤣🤣

  • @sareenab7458
    @sareenab7458 2 года назад +27

    1:20 ‘I thought you love your daughter’
    Nah we don’t do love in this house.
    It’s strictly business

  • @Gentleman-Order66
    @Gentleman-Order66 2 года назад +214

    "love?! its not love its a profit." ㅋㅋㅋ i love your videos so much i watched your videos ever sense you started your channel and i'm really looking forward to see the other people that like your videos as well, keep doing what you do we love you 좋은 일을 계속! 👍

  • @nwbest4336
    @nwbest4336 Год назад +1

    Tears running down my face. Hilariiiiiiooous!

  • @mistressofthedark1476
    @mistressofthedark1476 Год назад +1

    This was disturbing, but true of some parents, not just Asian ones.

  • @maunarose
    @maunarose 2 года назад +127

    You make me so happy :) I cannot get enough of your comedy

  • @Jack-kz4nb
    @Jack-kz4nb 2 года назад +23

    You know it serious even when the kidnapped says, “poor kid”

  • @Pride200
    @Pride200 Год назад +2

    It is not love
    It is a business😂

  • @caelanraegn
    @caelanraegn Месяц назад +1

    Ya know what? Mr. Kidnapper should've kept the daughter and raised her as his own. She probably would still have a better childhood that way. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ghaxbhee_6683
    @ghaxbhee_6683 2 года назад +61

    This guy deserves an Oscar for acting

  • @clod8
    @clod8 2 года назад +77

    You aren’t kidding about the kidnapping. I was visiting with some Chinese American friends’ extended family/friends in a Latin American country in the mid 2000’s where unfortunately, kidnapping had become a business. So many of the families lost men to kidnappers. One lady hung up on the kidnappers because she thought it was a joke. Her husband was killed. Not just him, there were several. I think they just refused to pay ransom. They did beef up security eventually and their kids were very protected and sheltered.

  • @kingbugszy
    @kingbugszy Год назад

    That took a turn.

  • @amplifire-
    @amplifire- Год назад +1

    plot twist: asian mom is the genius with the reverse pyscology

  • @polycrystallinecandy
    @polycrystallinecandy 2 года назад +21

    0:37 When the kidnapper replies in the same accent: "FITTY DORRA??" 💀

  • @axeline4459
    @axeline4459 2 года назад +52

    “Kill her for free”
    Me:AYAH

  • @user-ld5xq7mk7f
    @user-ld5xq7mk7f 4 месяца назад +2

    You're really funny bro 😂

  • @jakegrist8487
    @jakegrist8487 Год назад

    This is so dark. 🤣 Hilarious video. Nicely done.

  • @abdulrehmanbaig5942
    @abdulrehmanbaig5942 2 года назад +61

    you know being an Asian this the MOST relatable thing I have ever reacted to the " if they ain't going to become a doctor than they a failure "
    just gave my depressed heart emotional damage...

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 года назад +10

    What a bargain!

  • @leonagiordano6384
    @leonagiordano6384 19 дней назад

    Utterly relatable. Business deal indeed. They do love their ROI.